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00:02Tonight, on the news, it's gonna be just fine.
00:05Nervous Norman, the boss of all bosses, Mrs. Hazard, Daisy's in danger.
00:10Somebody help!
00:26Get it out!
00:28Don't that knock your shirt in the dirt?
00:36Just a good old boy
00:39Never meaning no harm
00:43Beats all you've never saw
00:45Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:50Straightening the curves
00:54Planting the hills
00:58Someday in the mountain might get them, but the law never will
01:03Making their way
01:06The only way they know how
01:10That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:15Just a good old boy
01:18That wouldn't change if they could
01:23Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:36Bo, you better get after it a little bit
01:37They can't start that dress rehearsal till we get these props to them
01:41Well, don't yell at me
01:42It's not me that's got the miseries, it's the general
01:44What the heck's the matter with you, fella?
01:46You know, some cars are like people
01:48They can get me every suiting, too
01:50But in the general's case, it was just carbon building
01:52But it sure picked a bad time
01:54Because further on down the road
01:56Bo and Luke were about to get all they could handle
01:58You see that fella sitting in the back
02:00Is the crime czar of the whole state
02:03Norman Nervous Willis
02:04So-called because he's convinced
02:06That the rest of the underworld is plotting against him
02:09I don't like it
02:13That orange car has been on our tail
02:15For the past ten miles
02:17It's got to be Cutler and Monday's boys
02:19Planning on making a hit
02:21Before we get to Atlanta
02:22Norman, relax
02:23Color and Monday wouldn't be dumb enough
02:25To use a car that stands out like that one
02:27They would if they thought I was dumb enough to fall for it
02:30Let it get where I am being careless
02:33Now, when you're as edgy as Norman Willis
02:35And the general starts acting up like that
02:37What would you think?
02:40They're blasting us
02:43Look
02:50Dang it
03:20N.W.
03:21Bo and Luke unable to reach Roscoe or Enos
03:23Waited for Cutler to come and doctor up the general
03:25And Daisy was playing a nurse
03:27In a play that the church's little theater group was rehearsing
03:30I got what's keeping Bo and Luke with those props, Reverend
03:32Oh, I don't know
03:35We might as well call off dress rehearsal till tomorrow, though
03:38Now, don't lose those notes that the director gave you
03:41No, I won't
03:42Oh, and you might as well leave that costume here
03:44So we can take it to the cleaners with the rest of them
03:47Okay, I will
04:01Oh, oh
04:04Where can I find a new year's doctor?
04:07Well, that'd be Doc Appleby
04:08But you better call first to make sure he's in
04:10There's a phone inside
04:11I got a sick man in the back seat there
04:13See what you can do for him, nurse
04:14Please, Todd, please
04:15But I'm not a, uh
04:23Can I help you, mister?
04:27I think it's too late
04:30Oh, now, listen
04:31Listen, you gotta think positive
04:34Nothing's ever too late
04:35And as soon as your friend gets back here
04:37He's gonna take you to Doc Appleby
04:38Everything's gonna be just fine
04:45He just passed out
04:47Doc told me, bring him right over
04:49Okay
04:55Well, you can't tell a book by its cover
04:57But if old nervous Norman ain't having a heart attack
05:00He's gonna have apoplexy
05:01When he finds that he's got Daisy's nose
05:03And Daisy's got his
05:05Which means that Daisy's gonna be in danger
05:08Man, I hate that
05:12There you go, gents, good as new
05:14Don't that knock your shirt in the dirt
05:16Cooter, you are a surgeon
05:17I could have swore we'd need another radiator
05:20Nothing to it, nothing to it
05:21Hey, let me get this right now
05:23That personalized license plate was NW
05:26That's right
05:26You still got that pal on the DMV in Atlanta
05:28Well, Mo
05:29Yeah
05:30He's still hanging out up in the hot Atlanta
05:31Tell you what
05:32I'll give him a call
05:33When I get back to the station
05:35And in the meantime, I'm home, Charles
05:37They lose
05:37Yeah
05:38We'll do that
05:39But listen
05:39Don't say nothing to Uncle Jesse about this, all right?
05:42We don't want to worry him
05:42Sure
05:43Oh, yeah
05:43Yeah, and uh
05:44Yeah, we'll put it on the bill
05:45Yeah, the bill
05:46All right
05:46Thanks, Cooter
05:47Yeah
05:49See y'all now
05:50You got her
05:57Your heart okay?
05:59Yeah
05:59Just some indigestion
06:01Good
06:01Because I sure hope you got your little black book with you
06:04Yeah, left it on the back seat of the limo
06:05That's it
06:06Uh-uh
06:07This was in the back seat
06:11Walk around the desk to the door
06:13And say, yes, doctor
06:14I will, doctor
06:15Thank you, doctor
06:17This ain't my book
06:18I know
06:18Must belong to the nurse
06:20That was in front of the church
06:21The one that got into the limo
06:23She must have taken your book
06:24And left this
06:25That book's got names and numbers
06:26And every racket I'm running
06:27Feds ever see that
06:28That throw away the key
06:29Come on
06:30We gotta get that
06:37You don't have to read between the lines to know
06:39That Norman would do anything
06:41To get back that book of yours
06:43And if he finds Daisy
06:45Well, it ain't gonna be pretty
06:47Fortunately for the time being
06:48He just missed it
07:14Coming into town the other way
07:15To see Roscoe
07:16Bo and Luke missed seeing old Norman's limo
07:19It was parked outside the church
07:26All right, let's see
07:27Now, Flash
07:28We're gonna go through
07:29This police dog training manual
07:31Just one more time
07:32All right, you ready?
07:34All right, Belvedeers
07:36That's good
07:37T-t-t-hot
07:40At ease
07:43Well, we got the at ease
07:45Down perfect
07:46But the t-t-hot
07:47Needs a lot of work
07:48Now, ready
07:49One more time
07:50Hey, Roscoe
07:51Oh, listen
07:52Listen, don't come sneaking in here like that
07:54You know
07:55You nearly scared the wrinkles off of Flash
07:57Flash, we're sorry about that
07:58Flash, we're sorry about that
07:58But listen, we got a scare of our own, Roscoe
08:00Yeah, we got shot at
08:01By some loony in a black limousine
08:03It had personalized plates
08:04NW
08:05Right
08:05Why?
08:06Why?
08:07What do you mean why?
08:07We don't know why
08:08Well, if I know you two jokers
08:10You probably did something to instigate it in the first place
08:13And as soon as Flash and I get through with her dog training
08:15Well, then we'll go out there and find out what you two did
08:18Well, we did
08:19It was this guy who did the shooting, Roscoe
08:21Not us, we didn't shoot nobody
08:22Oh, tiddly-tuddly
08:23You expect me to take your word against a man who ain't even here to defend himself?
08:27I'd give up
08:28I'd give up
08:29Oh, does that mean that you're gonna make a full confession?
08:32Roscoe, it doesn't mean we're ready to make a full confession
08:34What it means is it
08:35Out, out, riffraff
08:36Tiff
08:37Roscoe, you're not well
08:38We'll take care of this whole thing ourselves
08:39Hey, listen
08:40You cannot take the law in your own hands
08:41Wait a minute
08:42Here, come back
08:43Flash, flash
08:44With your pursuit
08:45Oh, good grief
08:48See you later
08:58Did you find the nurse?
08:59That was no nurse
09:00The pastor said her name's Daisy Duke
09:03And the costume she was wearing was for some church play
09:06We've got to find her
09:07Hey, relax, Norman, relax
09:09She just left in her jeep heading for the farm she lives on
09:14You know where it's at?
09:16And the road she's thinking
09:29Roscoe, oh, you gave me a fright
09:31Oh, I'm sorry about that
09:32But listen, you know those dukes have really got me upset
09:34Yeah, well, you got me upset coming in like this
09:37Well, you know what they did
09:38They come in and told me some cock and bull story
09:41About a long black limousine with some guy in there shooting at them
09:45Had personalized license plates
09:47I think he said that they were N-W
09:49N-W?
09:50Like Northwest
09:51N for Norman
09:53W for Willis
09:54What?
09:55Norman Willis
09:56Norman Willis?
09:57You mean the Norman Willis?
09:59Yeah
09:59The boss of all bosses?
10:01Yes, he's nervous
10:01Norman Willis
10:02Oh, Roscoe, if he's in town
10:05You're looking at a dead man
10:07Oh, well, you don't look too puny
10:09No, no, no, no, no
10:10What I'm talking about is I've got to get me an aspirin
10:12Oh, yes
10:13So I don't have a headache when they bury me
10:14Oh, no
10:15Listen
10:16Boys
10:17Listen, boys
10:18Don't get your little flab in an uproar
10:20Listen
10:21They were shooting at the dukes
10:22They were not shooting at you
10:23Oh, yeah
10:24Well, they don't make no difference
10:25Because I'll tell you what
10:28Nervous Norman
10:29He'll shoot in anybody he likes
10:30Whenever he likes
10:31Here, hold this
10:32Give me one of these
10:34Listen
10:35He must have found out
10:36That I've been shortchanging him
10:38On the 50% he's supposed to get
10:39Out of every deal I make outside of Hazard
10:41And if he has found that out
10:43He must have come here
10:44To fit me for the concrete overcoat
10:46And the cement shoes
10:47I'm gonna be wearing
10:48For my trip to the bottom of Hazard Pond
10:50You mean
10:51Yeah
10:52I sort of relate with these props
10:54But
10:55Shoot, we ran into a little trouble
10:56Oh, well
10:57Rehearsal's been called off for today
10:59And Daisy's gone
10:59What are you talking about?
11:01She left just a few minutes
11:02Before those men in that limousine
11:03Came looking for
11:04Black one?
11:06No, wait a second
11:06It didn't have an N and a W
11:08On the license plate, did it?
11:09Well, that's the one
11:10Oh, shoot, Luke
11:11You don't think that they'd do anything
11:12To hurt her, do you?
11:13If they'd shoot at two Dukes
11:14They'd shoot at one more
11:14Let's go
11:15Thanks a lot, Reverend
11:24This here's a lot of sheep
11:25Calling, little Pete
11:26Where have you been?
11:28Right now it ain't important
11:29Where we are
11:29Where are you at?
11:30Scotty 14 coming up on the junction
11:32With 67
11:33What?
11:34Look behind you
11:35Is there a black limo tailing you?
11:39There sure is
11:40Looks like the one I left back in Hazard
11:42About an hour ago
11:42All right, now
11:44Now just stay cool
11:45I gotta tell you
11:46That those guys took a couple of pod shots
11:48At me and Bo
11:49Just a little while back
11:50Now it seems they're after you
11:52What for?
11:53We got no idea
11:54It's like I said
11:55Just stay as far enough ahead of them
11:57So that they can't get a shot at you
11:58Then you double back
12:00And police should be able to intercept you
12:02Over on the other side of clear creek
12:03Got it, I'm gone
12:05Now as Daisy was trying to avoid nervous Norm
12:08Boss was doing the same thing
12:09Roscoe, I'm telling you
12:11There's nothing I can do
12:12No
12:12So tell me
12:13What can I do?
12:14Oh
12:15Well
12:16You know what I'd do if I was a crook
12:19Of course I'm not
12:19No
12:20And you're not
12:20No
12:21But if
12:22If a crook was smart
12:23What they would do
12:24Is go to some rich man's house
12:25And take all of his heirlooms
12:28And those valuables
12:29And sell them
12:29And give them to you
12:30And get you off the hook
12:31Yeah
12:31Of course we're not crooks
12:32Yeah, no
12:33No, we can't do that
12:34Yeah, can't do it
12:34Oh, wait a minute
12:35Wait a minute
12:36Wait a minute
12:37You did just give me an idea
12:38Oh, goody for me
12:40I'll tell you what we could do
12:41What?
12:41We could rob the richest man in town
12:43See
12:44And then we could fence off
12:45All his fancy expensive paintings
12:47And antiques
12:48And I'd raise enough
12:49Really cash for nervous normal
12:50No, we can't do that
12:53I can't
12:54I'm the sheriff
12:55I can't go sneaking around
12:56Robbing people
12:57Well, you ain't gonna be sheriff
12:58If I'm dead
12:59And that's what I'm gonna be
13:00If I don't keep Norman
13:02From getting nervous
13:03Oh
13:03But I'll tell you what
13:04What?
13:05This fellow I'm talking about
13:06Yeah
13:06This rich fellow
13:07Yeah
13:07Well, he's just gonna give us permission
13:09Well, how nice of him
13:11It's your stupid
13:12Why would anybody be so stupid
13:14As to do something like that?
13:15Me
13:15You
13:16I'm talking about my house
13:18Oh, it's your house
13:19Oh, now you're yelling
13:20I got it
13:21All right, come on
13:21You know, I could've thunk forever
13:23And I'd have never thought of that
13:25Now let's see how the Dukes
13:27Are making out with their problems
13:28Any ideas about what we're gonna do
13:29When we meet up with Daisy and them fellas?
13:32First, we're gonna have to draw their fire off
13:34Well, what about second?
13:36Second, we try to avoid getting hit
13:38While we're doing the first
13:38Who's afraid you're gonna say that?
13:50Listen, fellas
13:51You better call it
13:52You're coming
13:53Because they're closing in real fast
13:55I got you in sight
13:56Right about nine o'clock
14:09There's that orange car again
14:12Hey, those boys sure don't give up easy
14:16Well, can we do something?
14:29The general out of commission
14:31And old Norman hitting two for two
14:32On his shots
14:34Things just don't look good for Daisy
14:42Listen, Daisy, we're out of the race
14:43We've got a blown tire
14:44You're gonna have to lose him
14:45Just as best you can
14:46You hear me?
14:47Not clear
15:01What are you stopping for?
15:02She's got my book
15:03We go ten feet off the road
15:04In this limo
15:05And we've had it
15:06Now, just calm down, Norman
15:08We know where the little lady lives
15:10Lift, bump
15:12I left him
15:13I left him eating my desk
15:15I knew she could do it
15:16That's our girl
15:17Now, you're gonna tell me
15:18What's going on here
15:18I ain't sure, Daisy
15:20But it looks like somebody's out duke hunting
15:22We better find out who and why
15:23Before he trees us
15:24Breaking one, breaking one
15:25Might be crazy, but I ain't dumb
15:26Crazy cooter coming at you
15:27Look at here, lost sheep
15:28I don't have found out who
15:29But I don't know why
15:30Old Elmo up in Hotlander says
15:32That N.W. is none other than
15:34Nervous Norman Willis
15:34He's the sole owner of that limo
15:36And Nervous Norman
15:37Is number one on the FBI's list
15:40And he's also number one
15:41On his competition's hit parade
15:42What in the world
15:43Would somebody like that
15:44Want with Bo Luke and me?
15:45Can't tell you that
15:46But I do know
15:47If you go to ask him
15:48You better be careful
15:49Because I hear he shoots first
15:50And answers questions later
15:52Hey, listen, y'all
15:53I think it's time
15:54To get Uncle Jesse in on this
15:55Daisy, why don't you run over
15:57And pick him up
15:57And meet us at Timbertop
15:59Fifteen minutes, all right?
16:00I'm gone
16:01Yeah, I'm down, I'm gone
16:02I'll see you there in fifteen
16:03Uh, breaker, breaker
16:04This here's the lost sheep
16:06Calling a shepherd
16:06Luke got a hold of Uncle Jesse
16:08And told him what happened
16:09And that Daisy would bring him
16:11To the meeting
16:11So they could figure out
16:12What to do about old Norman
16:14Now Norman, meanwhile
16:15Was heading to the Duke farm
16:16Looking to get Daisy
16:18And his book back
16:19And Boss and Roscoe
16:21Were busy robbing Boss's house
16:22To pay Norman
16:23What Boss owned him
16:25Y'all do realize
16:26That this all started
16:27Because General Lee
16:28Backfired
16:29All right, get it on the truck
16:30Well
16:30Hey, careful with it
16:32We owe it to the manual
16:33All right, just grab that thing
16:35On wheels
16:35I might need that
16:37Because the next thing is heavy
16:38Yeah
16:38Come on
16:39Come on, come on, come on, come on
16:41Come on
16:42All right, let's see
16:42What else I got to go
16:43Hey, that right there
16:44He says
16:45Joker's heavy
16:47What do you think, Norm?
16:49Why not?
16:53Careful with that pain
16:55With you
16:55It's a genuine empty
16:57Now a little pain of smoke
16:58Watch it
16:59It's all right
17:01Wait a minute
17:02They're stealing the things we stole
17:04Stop that truck
17:05Stop that truck
17:06Wait a minute
17:10No, no
17:17Now while old Roscoe
17:18Was coming up roses
17:20Boss was coming up empty
17:21And so were Norman and Jake
17:23She's got to steal
17:24Hamlet with her
17:25Unless she went to the police with it
17:26I sure hope she did
17:27Because J.D. Hogg
17:28Runs this county
17:29And if he's got it
17:30I got it
17:30Let's go find out
17:34How'd you like to have
17:35To sit everybody down
17:36And try to explain
17:37What was going on
17:46So it's like I said
17:47One of them took off
17:48To call Doc Appleby
17:49In the church
17:50I took a look in
17:51On the sick guy
17:52In the back of the car
17:53Two minutes later
17:54They were gone
17:55And that was it
17:55He couldn't have been
17:56Too sick
17:57If Doc Appleby
17:58Let him go so quick
17:59He didn't say nothing to you
18:00Not a thing
18:01Well, we can't just sit around
18:02And wait for him
18:02To take another pot shot at us
18:04Wait a minute
18:05We could
18:06What if we made it well known
18:07That we was all at the farm
18:09Yeah, you know
18:09Everybody pick out a spot
18:11And stake it out
18:11Somebody watch the barn
18:13Somebody watch the house
18:14That's a good idea
18:15I'll take the hill
18:16Overlooking the farm
18:16Now, Daisy
18:18Listen, what I was thinking
18:19Was that maybe you
18:20Oh, wait a minute
18:21I'm a member of this family too
18:23They're out to get me
18:24Just like they are
18:25Bo and Luke, Uncle Jesse
18:26Now, if you don't think
18:27I can carry my own sheriff
18:28That's what you're trying to say
18:29Settle down in a second
18:31We just say nothing like that
18:32We just don't want to put
18:33All our eggs in one basket
18:34That's all
18:34If anything was to happen
18:36There wouldn't be anybody to help
18:37That's right
18:38If we had you with the law
18:39Then we'd have us a backup
18:40That's right
18:41Why didn't you say that then?
18:43Trouble that is
18:43That Roscoe ain't no help
18:45Well, no
18:46Hey, y'all
18:47Roscoe ain't no help
18:48But I know one deputy sheriff
18:49Bend over backwards
18:50Help Daisy out
18:51That'd mean
18:52The only other lawman
18:53In Hazard County
18:54You guessed it
18:55Deputy Enos Stray
18:57You betcha, Bo
18:57I'm right on it
18:58All Enos had to do
18:59Was hear that Daisy was in trouble
19:01And he took off
19:02Like a red-boned hound
19:03On a possum heart
19:04You let total strangers
19:05Rob the very house
19:06You were supposed to be robbing
19:07Well, but is he
19:08But
19:08Oh, but me no buts
19:09You button-head
19:10Sheriff, a sheriff, a sheriff
19:12I mean, you were supposed
19:13To help me, weren't you?
19:14Well
19:14Instead, you're just adding
19:15To all the troubles
19:16I got with Nervous Norman
19:17What kind of trouble?
19:19Well
19:21It's you
19:22It's you
19:23Oh
19:24Oh, it's you
19:25It's you
19:25Don't get Norman nervous
19:27I mean
19:27Don't get nervous
19:29Norman
19:29I mean, Normus
19:30I mean
19:31Forgive me
19:32Please, please
19:32Forgive me
19:33I promise
19:34You'll get it back
19:35Then you got it
19:37Well, no
19:38Not exactly
19:39But
19:40But
19:40But
19:40You'll get it
19:41Every last cent
19:43I promise
19:44I take an oath
19:45On the sheriff's life
19:46What?
19:47The sheriff's life
19:49Every last cent
19:51Yeah
19:51Every last cent
19:53Of that money
19:53I sure changed you
19:55On the 50%
19:56I was supposed to give you
19:57On all my outside deals
19:59Oh
20:01You mean
20:03You didn't know?
20:05No
20:06But I know now
20:09Oh
20:11Me and my big mouth
20:13I just put my foot in it
20:14All the way up
20:15To your double chin
20:16Get up, Hog
20:17Get up
20:19We just might work something out
20:20Yeah, oh
20:21You name it
20:22You got it
20:24Little guy named Daisy
20:25Duke
20:25Turn anything over to you?
20:26Well
20:27Now listen
20:28What has Daisy got
20:29That I'm supposed to get
20:31That she's still keeping?
20:32None of your business
20:33You just get her
20:34And turn her over to me
20:35Yeah, we'll do it
20:36You remember now
20:36Daisy Duke
20:37She's just a little gal
20:38You know
20:40You wouldn't hurt her
20:41Would you?
20:41Me?
20:42Hurt that little gal?
20:45Not on your life
20:47That's a promise
20:48Good
20:49You just bring her to me
20:51And we just might
20:52Square everything
20:54We bring her to you
20:55You square it
20:56All right, all right
20:56All right
20:56Come on, Roscoe
20:57You heard him
20:57We gotta bring him
20:58Daisy Duke
20:59You're not nervous now
21:00Are you?
21:00That's good
21:01Come on
21:01Come on
21:02He ain't nervous
21:03You ain't nervous
21:03Are you?
21:04Come on
21:05You're not nervous either
21:06I wouldn't be
21:07Just have anything
21:08You want in the office
21:09See, cause, whatever
21:10You didn't mean that
21:11About not hurting her
21:12Did you?
21:13Cause I met it
21:14Once we get that book
21:16You just finish that
21:17Little gal off
21:18Real quick
21:18And she won't hurt it all
21:20Meanwhile
21:20You and me
21:21Is gonna go look for
21:22Them boys
21:22Got the contract
21:23Out on me
21:23And canceling
21:24First
21:26We dump the limo
21:28Since they know
21:29What to look for
21:30Yeah
21:32Nervous Norman Willis
21:33Nervous Norman Willis
21:38State police
21:39And the FBI
21:39Has been trying
21:40To get something
21:40On him
21:40For as long
21:41As I can remember
21:42Well, what's he want
21:43With Daisy
21:43And you fellas
21:44We gotta figure out
21:45In the meantime
21:47We should have a place
21:48Where Daisy can stay
21:49Where he can't get at her
21:51I see what you mean
21:52Back on the metro squad
21:53We called it
21:54The safe house
21:54You know where
21:55We can find us one?
21:56Well, I mean
21:57No offense
21:58But my house
21:59Is about as safe
22:00As safe as can you be
22:00Well, you go on
22:04With him
22:04And I'll take
22:05The jeep home
22:07Knowing Daisy
22:07Was now in good hands
22:09The Dukes and Cooter
22:10Headed for the farm
22:12Expecting Norman
22:12To show up there
22:13The Dukes didn't know
22:14Norman had already
22:15Been there
22:16And having traded
22:17His limo
22:18For a less
22:18Conspicuous vehicle
22:19Was combing the roads
22:21Of Hazzle
22:21Looking for their
22:22Orange car
22:23Boss and Roscoe
22:24Were gonna start
22:25Their search for Daisy
22:26At a logical place
22:27The Duke farm
22:29Whoever did this
22:30Did a heck of a job
22:31Of tearing the place apart
22:33Yeah, I believe
22:34This here
22:34Is worse than
22:35The great tornado
22:35Of 1938
22:37Well, it proves one thing
22:40That Norman fellow
22:42Is looking for more
22:42Than you two boys
22:43And Daisy
22:46The door's open
22:47He said it was open
22:49Oh, it's open
22:49All right, so it's open
22:52What a mess
22:54What, did the termite
22:55Stop holding hands
22:56Would you just
22:56Hush up, please
22:57All right, where's Daisy
22:59Wait a minute
23:00What do you want
23:00To know about her for
23:01Because she has
23:02In a position
23:03Certain property
23:04Belonging to another party
23:05That's why
23:06That other party
23:06Couldn't be Norman
23:07Willis, could it
23:08Oh, he guessed it right
23:09Oh, please
23:11It's none of your business
23:12Who that other party is
23:13Or what the property
23:14Is in question
23:15J.D.
23:16We're not going to tell you
23:17Where Daisy is
23:18Till we figure out
23:19What them fellas
23:20Are looking for
23:20All right, all right
23:22Come on, Rosco
23:22We'll find Daisy
23:24If we have to turn this farm
23:25In half of Hazard County
23:26Inside up and outside down
23:28Wait a minute
23:28That's outside
23:29Oh, would you
23:30Hush, please
23:31I mean, Daisy
23:32Couldn't have gone far
23:33The jeeps
23:33Parked out fence
23:34Yeah, jeeps
23:35Parked out too
23:36I told you
23:37Hush
23:37Come on
23:40And this was the only
23:41Boarding house in Hazard
23:42And also the home
23:44Of Deputy Ennis Strait
23:45Ennis Strait speaking
23:45Howdy, Ennis
23:46Can I talk to Daisy, please
23:47Sure enough, buddy
23:48Hold on
23:48It's Luke
23:49Oh, good
23:51Thanks
23:52Hey, Luke
23:53Daisy, listen
23:54Think back to when
23:55You was in that limo
23:56Now, did you pick up
23:57Anything before you got out?
23:59No
23:59No, I sure didn't
24:00Oh, wait
24:01I picked up my
24:02Little black notebook
24:02With my stage directions in it
24:05Where's that notebook now?
24:06In the pocket of my costume
24:09Oh, gosh
24:10We took it out to be cleaned
24:12It's, um
24:13What are you asking me for?
24:15Well, Norman thinks
24:16You got something of his
24:17Now, suppose you and him
24:18Had the same size
24:19And color notebook
24:20Why, do you think
24:21I picked up his
24:21Instead of mine?
24:22Well, that's a possibility
24:23Did you look inside of it
24:24Before you put it in your pocket?
24:26Uh-uh
24:26No, I didn't look
24:27Well, then that could be
24:28What it is
24:29Listen, you sit tight
24:30Until we run over to the cleaners
24:31And pick it up, all right?
24:32Okay, I will
24:32Bye-bye
24:33Bye-bye
24:35Did you catch any of that?
24:36Yeah, whatever it is
24:38He's got written in that notebook
24:39You don't want nobody looking at it
24:40Especially the FBI
24:42Come on, Bo
24:42We got some reading to catch up on
24:45With Daisy safe at Enos' place
24:46And the Dukes now knowing
24:48What old Norman was after
24:49And why
24:50Well, it began to look like
24:52The Dukes was getting
24:52Everything well in hand
24:54And if you believe that
24:55Well, you don't know much
24:57About the way things work
24:58In Hazard County
24:59You see
24:59Norman had switched cars
25:01Looky, looky, looky
25:03Here come them cookies
25:08Got a surprise point?
25:15Now that is a mess of dynamite
25:17And that ain't fire
25:25Get it out of here, Bo
25:28Get it out
25:36That there was cutting it too close
25:39Not only that
25:40It wasn't even the limo
25:41Either Norman's got a whole army down here
25:43Or he switched cars
25:45I don't understand
25:45What the heck
25:46They're trying to kill us for
25:47I mean, Daisy's got the dang book
25:49First time they shot at us
25:50She hadn't even been in the limo yet
25:52I don't understand
25:54We going after that car?
25:56No, they got too much of a head start
25:58What we really need
25:59Is that book of Norman's
26:01Let's go get it
26:03That dynamite must have
26:04Finished those boys off
26:05Otherwise they'd be coming after us
26:07Yeah
26:08Now all we have to do
26:09Is wait for Hog
26:10To bring us that Daisy gal
26:11In the book
26:12Yeah, knowing Hog
26:13He gets his hands on that book
26:15He's going to do some heavy reading
26:16I've been giving that some thought too
26:19Hog just love to have something
26:20To hang over my head
26:23We better finish him off with the girl
26:25Don't tell
26:26Well, she wouldn't go there
26:27I mean, she'd be seen
26:29That's no place to hold up
26:30Listen, it would take but a second
26:32I'll just check it out
26:33You never know with those sneaky dukes
26:35Where they'll be
26:37Oh, Gushy
26:37This is Sheriff
26:39Scoopy Coltrane
26:40Would you say hello from boss?
26:41Yes
26:41Oh, hello from boss
26:44Listen
26:44Gushy, give me the hazard hotel
26:47And snap it
26:48This is official business
26:50Oh, hello, Wally
26:52Did a brownish-haired young lady
26:55Check in
26:56Maybe with sunglasses
26:57Maybe a hat pulled down over her eyes
27:00Huh?
27:01Oh, no, no, no
27:03Don't say anything to her
27:05We'll be right over
27:06Well, well, well
27:07Good news, good news
27:09She's there, she's there
27:10Oh, yeah
27:11Seems that a blonde
27:12Weighing about 135 pounds
27:14About 5 foot 8
27:16Checked in under the name of a Jane Smith
27:19You gotta be 12 cookies short of a dozen
27:22Daisy Duke ain't that tall
27:23She ain't that heavy
27:24She ain't blonde
27:24And besides that, I don't even need
27:25Well, she would be
27:27If she wore a wig
27:28And had high heels on
27:30And maybe padded up a little bit
27:31I don't know about that
27:32Well, we'll check it out, boss
27:33You never know, you know
27:35He just, just went
27:36Oh
27:42Now, I think she's on this second floor here
27:51Is that what they told you?
27:52This front room here
27:53You sure of that?
27:54Yeah
27:54All right, now, wait a minute
27:55I'm gonna sneak up there and take a picture
27:56That's the idea
27:57This ladder being here and the painter and all of you
27:59You could just go right up
28:00Well, listen, boy
28:01Wait a minute, wait a minute
28:02Why don't you do that now?
28:04I mean
28:04Me?
28:04Yeah
28:04No, no, no, no, Rasko
28:05Listen, I'll be a little fade when I get up there
28:07My knees knock sometimes
28:08I got enough troubles
28:09Listen
28:10You just, come on
28:11Disguise yourself
28:12I'll make you put that head on
28:13Oh, young man
28:15Here, let me
28:17I'm condimentating
28:18I'm gonna take your ladder
28:19Here, just a second here
28:20And your paint
28:21Come on, come on
28:23Don't rush me now
28:24I mean, this is nervous
28:25I mean, I'm not good at this
28:26Wait a minute
28:28Don't push now
28:29All right
28:29All right
28:30Up, up, up
28:31Come on, come on
28:32Come on
28:32And I'll hold the ladder
28:34Push good now
28:34Come on
28:35All right
28:35That's the idea
28:36Woo-hoo
28:37Listen, this is scary
28:38Listen
28:39Oh, boss
28:40I can see it
28:43Yeah
28:44Listen, that's good
28:46Oh
28:54You're not Daisy Duke
28:56Oh, really?
28:58How long did it take you
28:59To figure that one out
29:00You peepin' Tom
29:01You ought to be ashamed
29:02Of yourself
29:02Well, I'm not Tom
29:03I'm, uh, I'm Sheriff
29:05Russ
29:05Go
29:05No, don't
29:07Don't jump
29:07No, no
29:08No, no
29:09No, no
29:10No, no
29:11No, no
29:13No, no
29:17No, no
29:26No
29:40I sure hope that thing's in there.
29:42Hi, Miss Walker.
29:43Mrs. Walker, listen.
29:44Now, Daisy didn't happen to leave something in her nurse's costume, did she?
29:48Everything's already gone out to the plant in Capital City, Luke.
29:51Oh, buddy, if you're looking for that little black book that was in her pocket...
29:55Yeah.
29:55I wrapped it up in some brown paper and mailed it up to the farm.
29:59You mailed it?
30:00Well, I tried calling Daisy, but weren't nobody home.
30:03And being closed tomorrow, and...
30:06Yeah, well, uh...
30:07Gee, thanks a lot, Miss Walker.
30:09Yeah, thanks a lot. We'll check the mail.
30:12Doggone post-ops. His clothes are gonna have to wait till morning.
30:15I know it.
30:21Sure was a mighty good supper you cooked up, Daisy.
30:23Thanks, Enos.
30:25Listen, why don't you sit there and relax, and I'll take care of the dishes.
30:28Oh, I'll do that, Daisy. Shucks.
30:32Excuse me. Sit down, Daisy.
30:35Enos straight-speaking.
30:36Hey, Enos. Daisy there?
30:38Oh, hi, Luke.
30:39She sure is.
30:40Safe and sound.
30:41It's Luke again.
30:42Thanks.
30:43Hey, Luke.
30:44Yeah, Daisy.
30:45Listen, Mrs. Walker said she put that little black book in the mail.
30:48So we're gonna pick it up in the morning.
30:50Well, you just give me a holler, and I'll be ready and waiting.
30:52You got it. Bye-bye.
30:58Everything all right?
30:59Seems to be.
31:01What are you gonna do with that little black book when you get it?
31:04Well, you ain't gonna give it to Roscoe. That's for dang sure.
31:06Actually, me and Bo got in touch with the FBI and made arrangements for them to pick it up.
31:10So by this time tomorrow, the whole thing should be ancient history.
31:14Trouble is, Luke, sometimes history repeats itself.
31:17I reckon it ain't gonna be that simple.
31:22Now, I bet I know where Enos got that idea.
31:25I saw that movie, too.
31:28Enos.
31:32You're such a gentleman.
31:37You ready for me to turn out the light, Daisy?
31:40Yeah.
31:48Sweet dreams.
31:50And Enos was gonna have the same dreams that he'd been having since he was in the third grade.
31:55Pitching on him and Daisy together for the rest of their lives.
32:00Sweet dreams for you, too, Daisy.
32:01When the next morning got there.
32:04Sure is great having a fresh cup of coffee first thing in the morning, especially yours, Daisy.
32:09Thank you, Enos.
32:10But are you sure you don't want me to whip you up a little breakfast?
32:13It's only gonna take a minute.
32:15I'd like nothing better, Daisy, but I'm gonna be late for work.
32:17Now, you just make yourself at home, and I'll be back as soon as I can.
32:21Okay.
32:28Enos.
32:33I want to thank you for being so very, very sweet to me.
32:38I really appreciate it.
32:41Oh, shucks.
32:42I didn't do nothing, Daisy.
32:44Yeah, you did.
32:47Thanks.
32:49I gotta go.
32:54Bye-bye.
32:54Bye-bye.
33:02Hello?
33:03Yeah, Daisy, listen, it's Bo.
33:04Luke and me are on our way, all right?
33:05Oh, good.
33:06I'll meet you outside.
33:11All right.
33:20You idiot.
33:21You idiot.
33:22You kid, you.
33:23You numbskull.
33:24Is there something wrong?
33:25Are you kidding me?
33:27Did you see that?
33:27You done scuffed all the chrome off my bumper and made my vehicle criminally attack yours.
33:32I don't think there's anything to laugh about.
33:35Watch that red stuff on the side of your face.
33:37I must have cut myself shaving, Sheriff.
33:39Oh, you're shaving with lipstick now?
33:43Oh, Daisy kissed me on the cheek as I was leaving, Sheriff.
33:45Oh, is he?
33:47Daisy Duke?
33:48Yes, sir.
33:48You know where Daisy Duke is?
33:50Yes, sir.
33:50Enos straight, you tell me where she is.
33:51Yes, sir.
33:52She's staying at my house, sir.
33:53Now, friends, if there's one thing old Enos can't do, it's lying.
33:57And Enos had no way of knowing that by telling the truth, he was putting Daisy in a mess of
34:02trouble.
34:03Hey, boss.
34:05Good news, good news.
34:07Guess who's staying over at Enos straight's place.
34:10Huh?
34:10You mean not on Spring Lake Drive?
34:12Yeah, you get three guesses.
34:13Oh, is Mama?
34:14Nope.
34:15Is Aunt Minnie?
34:15Nope.
34:16Oh, I don't want to play.
34:17Daisy Duke, cut.
34:18Cut.
34:20Ooh.
34:20Mm.
34:21Well, I guess we know what Daisy Duke is saying now, don't we?
34:25Mm-hmm.
34:27Well, let's not waste any time.
34:29The sheriff and I will go get her.
34:31Never mind, Hog.
34:32Jake and me will do that ourselves.
34:34Yeah, but remember, you promised nobody's going to get hurt.
34:40Hog, I gave you my word.
34:44Which you could count on just about as much as letting a fox free in a hen house.
34:48Now, how this day was going to turn out would depend on who got to Daisy first.
34:53Bo and Luke, or the man with the nerves of Jenny in the heart of steel.
35:05Who gets there first?
35:07Oh, Jenny nerves.
35:09You know, he'd be funny if he wasn't that gun dangerous.
35:15You've got to go with me.
35:15No, help!
35:16Somebody help!
35:17No!
35:18No!
35:19Help!
35:20I'm gonna face it.
35:21No!
35:22Somebody help!
35:23No!
35:23Come on.
35:25Come on.
35:26Come on.
35:27Come on.
35:30Come on.
35:31Come on.
35:32Come on.
35:32Come on.
35:33Come on.
35:33Come on.
35:34Come on.
35:35Okay.
35:36Let's have the book.
35:37I don't have it.
35:39Well, there's that orange car again.
35:41Those fellas gotta have nine lives.
35:43How do they know where we were?
35:44Oh, he set us up.
35:47He told them where we were going to get her.
35:49And you.
35:50You've got to be in on it with Hogg and Cutler and Monday.
35:54Listen, mister.
35:54I don't know what you're talking about.
35:56I don't know anybody named Cutler and Monday.
35:58And those fellas back there are my cousins Bo and Luke, and they're riding in the General
36:02League.
36:02Yeah.
36:03They're working for Cutler and Monday and that double-crosser Hogg.
36:06I'll tell you something.
36:08Bo and Luke do not work for anybody, especially Boss Hogg.
36:14Let's do now.
36:15We'll get much closer.
36:16They'll have to shoot Daisy.
36:17Yeah.
36:18If we let them get away, they might shoot her anyway.
36:20We're danged if we do, danged if we don't.
36:21We only had that book.
36:23We could trade it for her, but we ain't got it.
36:26We know we ain't got it, and they don't know that.
36:29It's worth a try.
36:31Yeah.
36:32This here's Luke Duke calling Norman Willis.
36:33Come back.
36:34This is Willis.
36:35Speak your piece.
36:36And remember, we got the girl.
36:38Yeah, well, we got the book, so it sounds like we could maybe do some business.
36:41What do you think?
36:42How do I know you two ain't two of Cutler and Monday's boys?
36:44You're fired on us before.
36:46Shoot, we wasn't firing at you.
36:47That was a generally backfire, and that's all.
36:50I told you you'd get too nervous, Norman.
36:52Those boys could be what they say they are.
36:54I'll tell you something.
36:55You can call Boss Hogg and check it out with him or anybody else in Hazard County, for that
36:59matter.
37:00Okay.
37:00I'll check it out.
37:01Okay.
37:01If you're telling the truth, we deal.
37:03Meanwhile, you lay off until I get back to tell you where and when we meet.
37:17We hand that book over to Norman, and you, I, and Daisy have all bought ourselves a one-way
37:20ticket to Boss Hogg's funeral park.
37:23I've been thinking about Norman's nervous habit.
37:26There's got to be a way to make that work to our advantage.
37:29How?
37:30Well, he ain't only hot after the book.
37:32He, he's real worried about a couple of guys named Cutler and Monday, right?
37:35Yeah.
37:36What if we got us a big black limo, and dressed up Uncle Jesse, and dressed up Cooter, and
37:41have them show up at exactly the right time?
37:44That he'd get spooked, we'd be able to grab him and that other fella, and Daisy, and Enos
37:49would get Norman.
37:50You got it.
37:50All right.
37:51Let's go.
37:52And believe it or not, that's a relatively simple plan for the deuce.
37:58If you hadn't opened your big fat mouth right in front of Norman, it'd be you and me getting
38:02Daisy now, instead of him.
38:04Well, it's not my fault.
38:05How did I know that Norman was going to be here?
38:07I ain't no mind reader, you know.
38:09Yeah, of course you ain't.
38:10First, you gotta have the mind to read with.
38:12Well...
38:12Oh, lordy, lordy, lordy.
38:15What do I do now?
38:16Is it a guessing game?
38:17Huh?
38:18Hog?
38:20J.D.
38:21You there?
38:22Who's that?
38:23J.D.
38:23Oh, that's Norman.
38:24It's Norman.
38:24It's Norman.
38:25Wait a minute.
38:26Say hell from Roscoe, but don't make him nervous.
38:29That, that, that, that, that.
38:30Um, this is J.D. Hogg calling Norman.
38:33I'm right here waiting, all ears.
38:35You know two boys named Bo and Luke Duke?
38:38Who drive an orange car?
38:40Oh, yeah, yes, yes.
38:42That'd be the Duke boys for sure.
38:44Uh, uh, why do you want to know?
38:46We got the girl, but they got what we thought she had.
38:49Oh, well, don't you worry none now.
38:51Uh, the sheriff and me, uh, we'll go find them Dukes.
38:54I just wanted to know who they were.
38:56We'll find them ourselves.
38:58Yeah, yeah, you'll find them yourself.
38:59Yeah, not if I can find them first.
39:02Oh, glory be, I've got me a second chance.
39:04Yeah, come on, Roscoe.
39:06Over and out.
39:07We gotta go find Bo and Luke Duke before Norman does.
39:10Right, good old.
39:12Thanks a lot, Miss Tisny.
39:13Yeah, I'll say hello to Uncle Jesse for you.
39:15She made me take a number.
39:16She made me take a dang number and there's nobody in there.
39:19Oh, it makes me take a number.
39:21I got it.
39:21Mrs. Willis calling Bo and Luke Duke.
39:24We read you, Norman.
39:25We also got you a little book.
39:26Now, what next?
39:27Meet us at, uh, the junction of Old Post Road and, uh...
39:34It's County 27.
39:35County 27.
39:3630 minutes.
39:37We'll be there in two shakes.
39:40Cooter, Uncle Jesse, how you doing?
39:42We got it.
39:43And thanks to Cooter's cousin Tyrone, we got the limo, too.
39:47Hey, Enos, you reading this?
39:48Loud and clear, Luke, and raring to go.
39:50Let's go for it, gentlemen.
39:57Oh, there they are!
39:58That's a nuke!
39:59They're going the other way!
40:00Come on, I'll stand around and get it!
40:03Well, Senator Osno, there's a sore sight for eyes.
40:06Yeah, well, uh, don't worry.
40:07They won't be following us for long.
40:12Come on, cousin, we're gonna go for a hole-in-one.
40:18Yeah!
40:23Woo-hoo!
40:24Looky, looky, looky, looky!
40:25Oh, I can stand.
40:26You can't...
40:26Wait a minute!
40:27Wait a minute!
40:35Wait a minute!
40:37Boston, Roscoe, all right?
40:39They look to me.
40:42So here's the lost sheep calling.
40:44Dream light all the way.
40:46Attention all patrol cars in Hazard County.
40:48Attention all patrol cars in Hazard County.
40:51This is your state police.
40:53A black limousine, believed to be owned by Cutler and Mundy, is headed in your direction.
40:58They are armed and dangerous.
41:00You hear that?
41:00Cutler and Mundy, they're heading this way.
41:02Can't leave without the book.
41:12Okay, let's have the book.
41:14You give us days, then you get this.
41:16Yeah.
41:17Of course, you ain't gonna have much use for it.
41:18What are you talking about?
41:19Take a look.
41:23Cutler and Mundy.
41:25Put on!
41:26You're all right?
41:27All right, look out.
41:34You're all right.
42:21Now, it may look to the uninitiated that Luke's plan piled up, but his backup plan was cooking.
42:28Because he knew that the road that old Norman was on dead ended at the steam plant.
42:32Keep on rolling, Norman.
42:34You ain't headed nowhere but the slammer.
42:40Be safe.
42:42What's up, man?
42:44What's up, man?
43:05You ain't headed nowhere.
43:23You better stay here and wait for Uncle Jesse and Cooper.
43:25Right.
43:43You all right?
43:43Of course I'm all right.
43:44Come on.
44:18Look out!
44:26You stay after him.
44:27I'm going to try and cut him off.
44:28Thanks a lot.
45:02Well, the Duke lock was with old Luke.
45:05You see, besides being nervous, old Norman was also a coward.
45:09Somebody else had to do his killing for him.
45:11Up close.
45:14Uncle Jesse and Cooter radioed the FBI and told them where they's at.
45:18And Norman and Jake would be the guests of a federal prison for more years than they had left.
45:24Hey!
45:24Boss got off the hook with Norman, not with Lulu.
45:28Lulu wanted everything just like it was.
45:31And though old boss collected his insurance for the stuff that had been stolen from him,
45:35the insurance paid what the stuff cost when he bought it years ago.
45:39You all know how prices have gone up nowadays.
45:41As for the Dukes, well, tonight was the opening night for the Hazard Church's little theater group players.
45:47And just like everything else here now, the show must go on.
45:52Ohh..
45:53And the beat..
46:10You'll get to spread the domain, you'll get to wherever you go.
46:10And the
46:11it has all been buried in your name. Oh..
46:13Here you
46:14are, sir.. But if
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46:15After that, thank
46:15you both. Hey,pa'ze,
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