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00:01Tonight, on The Dukes, Boss plays Bookie with everybody else's money.
00:09Were you a push?
00:19Roger!
00:23He got my head!
00:25I don't know if I lose ya!
00:26Be my guest.
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fightin' the system like a two modern day Robin Hood
01:31Sometimes things in Hazard ain't what they seem to be
01:34Now here's Coy and Vance Duke chasing down the Hazard Highway
01:37And it seems like Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane
01:40Is giving chase for no good reason, as usual
01:42So it seems, but it ain't
01:45Just seems
01:46Well, well, well, well
01:48Looks like old Roscoe's after us
01:49First time all week
01:51What do you say we give a run for the money?
01:53I'm with ya
02:09Flash, would you look at those dukes?
02:11They're in front of us, we'll get out of the way
02:12And the boss is expecting me back right away
02:15I can't seem to shake him
02:17He must have juice up that engine
02:18I don't feel like arguing, just do something
02:24All righty
02:30You ain't even chasing me
02:32Kinda makes you feel unwanted, don't it?
02:34Sure does
02:35Like a skunk in a bunk
02:37I wonder why Roscoe lost interest in us all of a sudden
02:40Beats me
02:40You better get over there and get that roofing materials, though
02:43Uncle Jesse's waiting
02:47And that's the old road to Arapahoe County
02:49As you can see, they've improved it
02:51What you reckon Roscoe's doing over there?
03:02We'll get those telephones inside there
03:05Are you kidding, Steve?
03:10Hey boss, I got...
03:13Roscoe, I got you!
03:17Roscoe!
03:18Get off of me!
03:20Listen, I brought you these phones you wanted
03:21Oh, you're strangling me!
03:23You're strangling me with these phones!
03:26Get it off of me!
03:27You all have a sign hanging on your brain
03:30Out of order
03:31Well, it looks like old boss has got a new wrinkle
03:34And it ain't fat
03:35He's got enough phone lines to start a legitimate phone company
03:38Or an illegal horse betting joint
03:41Any of you suckers out there wanna bet which?
03:43Just in time
03:44Because Swifty Bones
03:46Is helping me set up all this thing
03:49Well, he's gonna phone me any minute now
03:53Just as soon as he gets our line hooked in
03:55Oh, yeah
03:56And then we open them doors
03:57And all those people from Arapahoe County
03:59They come flocking in here
04:00And laying their bets down
04:02Flocking in here
04:03And phoning in here too
04:04We've spread the word
04:05We're gonna get them both ways
04:07Both ways!
04:09All right, Swifty, come on
04:11What's keeping you?
04:12And old Swifty is right on schedule
04:15Up a pole rigging the hotline for boss's bookie joint
04:18I'll get it
04:24Hello
04:27Hello
04:27Hello
04:27This is Jesse Duke here
04:29You gonna talk or ain't you?
04:30Wrong number or something
04:35Hello
04:36Hi boss
04:37All hooked into the Duke's phone line
04:40Just like you asked for
04:42Oh, let me tell you, Swifty
04:43You are a genius
04:45Now we can't be traced, can we?
04:48Oh
04:48And even if we do have a run-in with the feds
04:51The Duke's will have to take the rip
04:53Oh, I love it
04:54We get the money and the Duke's get the rap
04:55I love it, I love it
04:56All right, Swifty, now listen to me good
04:57You're gonna be our front man out here
04:59So you just get yourself back here quick, you hear?
05:02We're opening at noon
05:03At noon
05:03All right, bye
05:04Gotcha
05:05Now, friends, that's Dirty Pooh
05:07Framing the Duke's by using their phone line
05:10He's probably figured out a way to charge all the calls to them too
05:13We're not gonna get in any trouble, you know
05:15Opening a horse betting parlor here, are we?
05:17Listen, the only ones you have to worry about getting into trouble are the Dukes
05:20Oh
05:20It's taken Swifty Pooh and me weeks to set everything up
05:24But we've got a contingency plan for every possible kind of problem
05:27Ah, ah, except this one
05:32And so, Boss' bet and parlor opened for business
05:35And so far as the folks in Rappahoe was concerned, it was Swifty's operation
05:38Cause Boss and Roscoe didn't show their faces
05:41All right, there's $100 on the nose
05:43We don't
05:44Royal Prince
05:45Don't take credit cards
05:46Fourth at Fairfield
05:47Oh, I got it
05:48Thank you very much, sir
05:50you've got yourself a bit oh roscoe ain't this wonderful i mean all this beautiful money coming
05:59in here to us yes and nobody even knows where oh it's pouring in and all of it's coming from
06:05another county which is just great well listen we milk them hazard county folks enough it's time
06:12to spread it around okay folks the windows are closing it's post time for the fourth
06:20fairfield let me see let me see
06:29are you eating any of that there's grease on your mouth as they head into the first turn
06:46there goes that dang thing again it's been ringing all
06:49day hello you see the way swift you rig the line the dukes would still hear the phone ring
06:57but that's all they hear ain't science wonderful nobody there just a lot of static somebody ought
07:03to go to town and report it where say we go right now you want to come daisy sure well
07:07that is if you don't mind doing the dishes oh he don't mind well i was gonna thanks uncle jesse
07:11wait a minute i was there donkeys are going to the winter they come driving for the penny slide
07:16of the winter storm king by a nose
07:22all right that finishes ed you want some bones bones yeah for your hound dog
07:27swifty balls my little genius let my fingers go tippy-toeing through this green stuff
07:33oh oh i'm sorry swifty i thought i was going to get his little tippy-toe fingers listen you better
07:39get back in there before anybody notices you're missing okay boss and you yeah you get enos on the cb
07:44oh and you'll make sure that everything is still nice and peaceful back in hazard county
07:49right um and remind enos of our cover story that we are out in the field reassessing county tax
07:56properly uh this is sheriff of school be cold dream calling as it didn't come back
08:02head straight here sheriff boy it sounds like you're far away sheriff picking up a lot of static
08:08where y'all reassessing that today uh we're reassessing over near arapaho county
08:15don't you not to play up to nobody would you zip listen if them nosy dukes get wind of where
08:22we
08:22are and they come snooping around here well the first thing you know they'll find out we're using
08:26their phone line wouldn't that be a fine kettle of fish zip enos this is jd hogg now you're listening
08:32then you'll listen good i don't want you to breathe a word about where we're busy reassessing
08:38to nobody especially to them dukes you hear me don't you worry one little bit mr hogg you can
08:43count on me my lips are still real tight overnight sir there's enos up ahead he maybe knows it's
08:52taking up all the boss and roscoe's time these days i'm sure it gets curious and friends when a
08:58duke gets curious things start to happen pull over enos i want to talk to you hey coy
09:10look like he's afraid to talk to us that cinches it there is something going on around here let's
09:17find out what
09:35you know working for the hazard county roads is like being in the airborne you ought to get hazard
09:41pain get it hey enos where you running hey enos what's the matter cat got your tongue
09:55daisy i'm awful sorry but mr hogg said i shouldn't talk to y'all and i promised him i wouldn't
09:59i gotta
10:00keep my promise well you should enos you're a good deputy and reliable you tell something you do it
10:06thanks daisy if boss and roscoe are building a still well heck it's none of our business
10:09well they ain't building a still daisy i'll bet they are oh no they ain't daisy yes they are no
10:14they ain't daisy they're just doing a little reassessing out near the rapo county line huh
10:18dang it i said it don't worry enos we didn't hear that i wasn't supposed to tell y'all that
10:25you're doing a fine job fast shooter wait a minute a man's word is fine and i gotta keep my
10:29promise
10:30i broke my promise now wait a minute go down
10:47meanwhile over in rapahoe county a couple of outstanding citizens was finding out about boss's
10:52undercover operation somebody's running a horse room in my county how'd you find out the words
10:57all around town well let's get going honey child nobody cuts in on big billy tucker
11:03i sure wouldn't boss just did and i think he's got trouble
11:13meanwhile back at the horse room boss's pickup man was bringing in the telephone bits
11:17and money was pouring in like fodder filling a sign
11:20well ain't you gonna answer enos go ahead he's calling you grief
11:26enos this is your superior officer roscoe uh listen didn't i tell you not to bother boss and i when
11:32we're out here reassessing come back i'm off the shore sheriff but i accidentally let slip to the
11:37dukes about you mr hogg being out rapahoe way
11:39oh no no that's my brain
11:42he's gonna ruin our entire operation give me this enos this is jd hogg speaking now listen
11:48i want you to get out there and get them dukes and when you do if you don't want to
11:53get yourself
11:53fired you will detain them you hear me detain them over and out
11:57yes sir i'll do my best to detain them sir
12:02we're gonna have to go into action with plan b oh plan b that's my favorite plan plan b
12:08uh exactly which plan is that don't you remember uh let me guess plan b is when you go out
12:14and
12:14arrest them dukes and clap them in the clink you didn't let me guess okay i'm gone well i thought
12:19you would have remembered no don't go that way you don't know the rear door the rear nobody's supposed
12:25to know her here nobody's supposed to know her well listen let me ask you something okay folks get
12:32your bets in ten minutes to post time
12:39well almost the rapahoe can of line there just ain't nothing out here i wonder what boss and
12:45my story at the church gotta be something pretty shady if they don't want to tell them where they're at
12:52speaking of enos maybe he's got something else you don't want to do
12:56rush oh you got a block here they come here they come
13:06hold on y'all now i tell you if i was riding with a duke and he said hold on
13:11i would tight
13:29i don't think he is playing that i know he didn't plan that
13:34uh-oh we better go back and take a look
13:45yeah
13:58oh honey are you all right
14:01okay days i'm awfully sorry i'm supposed to detain y'all looks like he did
14:08all right
14:09all right you do just hold it right there and just freeze because i got you and you're under arrest
14:15you mind telling us what for yes sir i might know what for too what you did was you
14:21what do you think they were flying without a license that's roscoe what kind of scam you
14:26trying to pull on us must be something really big yeah i'd bet on that see see betting's against
14:32the law too naughty naughty all right enos do your job and we'll cover my stuff there
14:36all right i'm sorry i ain't gonna mess with you
14:56well the dukes got away which don't mean nothing this early in the game
15:00they're going to be in more trouble than a salmon spawning in a dry creek
15:08oh you're back you're back all right just a minute listen you lock up them dukes didn't you
15:14oh uh well not exactly what will uh listen uh uh i run him away from here and enos he's
15:20got his
15:20eyeball on enos does oh what a time for cletus to be away on his vacation when we can use
15:25every man
15:26we can get all right listen don't you take any of them now listen i got three phone calls going
15:32at once oh well here take one of these here will you help me help me help all right now
15:36could you
15:36please repeat that band of yours now hello ah roscoe what they're choking me i'll handle to you
15:42ah listen don't do that would you watch your player roscoe what help me what what place your bets
15:51one at a time uh-huh remember them they didn't just come from church
15:58wait till they bother
16:01i think i do
16:07oh no wait a minute this restricted area you can't come in here roscoe show them out
16:11all right you two go on out of here because this is a restricted area and then you got
16:20that i introduce myself i'm big billy tucker the new boss of rapahoe county oh since when
16:27listen i'm gd hogg of hazard county and i never heard of me neither you haven't sugar well i guess
16:33that's because we're kind of new to these parts you see last thursday rapahoe had this sudden
16:38election that i just happened to win how would that help of my friend here
16:43oh yeah i can see why
16:46okay now sweeties who's in charge of this year operations
16:49sure ain't these two he's too fat and he's too stupid just a minute here you you've been
16:54yeah but wait a minute let me hear this look here let me tell you something about your language
17:04you know the mayor's right roscoe i am too fat and i'm too stupid now you're getting our drift
17:09cookies i want to know who's been running this here side show because he's been siphoning off all
17:15this dough from our county and we want a cut oh we start breaking some legs get it oh i
17:21got it i got
17:22it i got it listen the brains ain't a he no it's a them it's the duke gang they're running
17:27this show
17:28we just worked for that's right it was your dukes they plotted the whole thing now you forced that
17:32out of us check the number it says it's there see show them the phone book roscoe show them the
17:37phone
17:37book under duke it's right here under there they're using their own number ain't they dumb how do we
17:45get there it's room 17 about three miles east you see then you come to illa corners and you go
17:49past
17:50the old schoolhouse and fork in the road and you come to old mill road and you can't miss it
18:01get on the cb telling us to start tailing the dukes and let us know everything that happens to
18:05them oh swifty thank goodness you yeah listen we got big troubles we got to put plan c into a
18:10fit plan
18:11c plan c we're going to close down the button here and move the whole operation fast plan c that's
18:17it
18:34now coy advanced days he filled in uncle jesse about some very peculiar happenings over near the
18:40rapahoe county line and that phone just kept ringing and ring and ring
18:44can you figure anything shady boss be trying to pull out in that area
18:49rapahoe ain't ain't nothing up there that i recall
18:57we got visitors
19:02heck up front for some big operators
19:10come on in
19:14afternoon sweeties i'm big billy tucker the new boss of rapahoe county oh well i'm jesse duke this
19:21here's coin advance my nephews and this here's daisy my niece howdy well what can we do for you
19:27let me make this short and sweet sugar now all of your money is coming out of our county
19:32and we want to cut to that horse room action horse room what are you talking about the one that
19:37you got
19:37the little old fat man running for you out at the old feed warehouse fat fella well that's got to
19:43be
19:43boss hog jd for sure so that's what he's doing over in rapahoe county look your folks got this all
19:49wrong that old fat man's running that scam we ain't got nothing to do with it that ain't the way
19:54he told
19:55it the sheriff backed him up and just tell come it is that all of them phones out at the
19:59feed
20:00warehouse has got your number on them that explains all that ringing oh now listen your fight is with jade
20:17hold it
20:18hold it
20:19hold it
20:20hold it
20:23hold it
20:24hold it
20:24hold it
20:43Ol' Enos is gettin' better, ain't he?
20:52You forgot about the creek.
20:54The heck I did.
20:56I think them ravahole folks is fixin' to get a fast lesson in hazard geography.
21:19Well, they should be out of action for a while.
21:21You better buzz Uncle Jesse and tell him to keep a sharp eye out.
21:23We're headin' out to the Arapahoe Road to find us an old feed warehouse.
21:28Get down, have you been pushed this thing up?
21:30Oh, come on.
21:33No problem.
21:34Come on.
21:36That's it.
21:37It's comin'.
21:38Oh!
21:40Let's go, sugar.
21:42We're headin' back to that horse farm and teach them Dukes a lesson.
21:44And I'm in charge of the class.
21:58Ain't much action goin' on here.
22:00This is the only old feed warehouse I know of.
22:04Sure are a lot of tire marks around here.
22:07Let's give it a look.
22:14A big room just eat up with empty.
22:17Figures.
22:18No phones around ain't nothin'.
22:20You know, we probably have the wrong warehouse.
22:26Oh, no, we don't.
22:27Look at this.
22:27What's that?
22:28Twenty dollars to win, twenty dollars to place.
22:30Speedy lady.
22:31The sixth at Bluegrass.
22:32A betting marker.
22:33Bet your boss just got nervous and ran.
22:35You know, them turkeys from Arapahoe County must have scared the grips out of balls.
22:38Well, come on.
22:39Let's get back to the farm and make sure Uncle Jesse and Daisy are okay.
22:55That boy is just improving all the time.
22:59Uncle Jesse, the boy and me just found a betting receipt on the floor.
23:01The boys got back and brought everybody up to date, and Uncle Jesse took it in stride.
23:06And using our phone line.
23:07Why, he's lower than a short skunk.
23:10It makes sense, though.
23:11They get raided.
23:12We take the rap, and we go to jail.
23:14Not if we can help it.
23:16We gotta find where boss moved his betting operation to and put the whammy on it.
23:20That dang phone keeps it ringing.
23:22I like to pull it out of the wall.
23:24Wait a minute, Uncle Jesse.
23:26That little old phone right there might just lead us straight to boss.
23:29How's that little old thing gonna do that?
23:31Well, boss patched into our phone, right?
23:33Yeah.
23:34Now, if Coy and me get out on the road and check all the telephone poles along it,
23:37and see where that horse room wire ties in,
23:39it just might lead us straight to boss.
23:42It's worth a try.
23:44Let's get going.
23:45All right, sir.
23:48I'll be right with you, Coy.
23:49All right.
23:50Uncle Jesse, I think we better do a little hot lever on here.
23:53Good idea.
23:54Y'all have to run in boss's horse room before we do.
23:56Call us before you try anything, all right?
23:58We'll do that.
23:58Watch out for those Rappahoe cuties.
24:20What y'all are looking at is boss's plan C.
24:23He got his whole betting operation switched to the old Grange Hall in Rappahoe.
24:28He's bad, but he is slick.
24:32Oh, boss.
24:35Well, that does it, boss.
24:37Oh, good.
24:37The phones are all switched over.
24:39That's better.
24:40Yeah, and we're still hooked into the Duke's lap.
24:43Oh, that's best of all.
24:45Now, let me tell you, Swifty.
24:47Uh-huh.
24:47You better get into action before we have any more trouble.
24:50Oh, yeah.
24:51I mean, we've been losing money in those boys around right now.
24:55Okay, folks.
24:56Place your bets.
24:57Ten minutes till host time.
25:00To host time.
25:01Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
25:02To the hole.
25:03To the hole.
25:04Yeah, to the hole.
25:07Look at all those suckers putting their money down, which will soon be our money.
25:11Oh, I love it.
25:12I love it.
25:12I love it.
25:13As you said, Sheriff Roscoe, come in, Sheriff.
25:16I got a report to make.
25:17I'm sorry to interrupt your reassessing, sir.
25:20Enos, this is your superior officer, Roscoe.
25:22What do you got?
25:23Come on.
25:24Well, Coy and Vance was out at the whole farmhouse, you know, and they escaped from...
25:28And when Enos told him about Coy and Vance escaping from Big Billy and how they checked
25:32out the old feed warehouse, boss really had to slow down his eating.
25:37Now, if they come hunting for us, they should have find us.
25:39You know that, don't you?
25:40Well, all right, tell Enos he's got to lock him up and quick.
25:45Enos, this is your superior again.
25:47I want you to catch those Duke boys and put them in a slammer.
25:49But you still ain't told me why, Sheriff.
25:51Enos, I don't have to tell you why, because I'm your superior officer.
25:54They're jumping that general lead.
25:56Now, that means they're speeding.
25:57Now, just do it.
25:58Yes, sir.
25:58Over and out.
26:08I'm sorry, I scared your horse.
26:12They took off on us.
26:14Hey, she right here.
26:15Let's get back to the Duke farm.
26:16Fast!
26:25Now, they gotta check every line in Hazard County.
26:28There must be nearly four or five of them.
26:30Steady as she goes, cuz.
26:32No breaking the line yet.
26:34What happens when we find one?
26:35I go to work.
26:36With what?
26:38Reckon, do you know what old Vance has got in that bag?
26:40Look at this.
26:41When I was in the Merchant Marines, I learned a little bit about communications.
26:50Dang, Dean.
26:52Sorry, fellas.
26:53I feel real bad about this, but I've got to lock you up again.
26:55No way, even if you had your chance.
26:57Hell.
27:12Hey!
27:13Help!
27:13Help!
27:14Get me down!
27:16Help!
27:17Help!
27:18Get me out of here!
27:19Don't even know it's illegal to hitchhike.
27:21Come on, let's get back to where we left off.
27:23You got it.
27:24Help!
27:27Help!
27:32They ain't here, neither.
27:33Then we're gonna have to track them down.
27:35Well, it was a heavy day for Hazard hunting.
27:38But all the possum, deer, and bulls were all safe.
27:41Big Billy and Bulls hunting for Dukes.
27:43Jesse and Daisy, they're hunting for the horse room.
27:45The boys were hunting for the patched-in foam line.
27:48You know, I do believe that they just found it.
27:55Yeah, that dropline could be it.
27:58It's spliced right off that main junction box.
28:00I'll get my stuff.
28:16Now, folks, I think this boy's done this before.
28:19Yep, I'm sure of it.
28:21Stop!
28:23Stop!
28:24Hey!
28:25Hey!
28:26Sit!
28:26He never in the longs.
28:28There's a 2-11 now!
28:29And out of the turn.
28:30Into the stretch.
28:31It's Macho Man and Little Joe.
28:33Neck and neck.
28:34They're coming down to the wire.
28:35It's Macho Man, Little Joe.
28:37It's Little Joe and Macho Man.
28:38And the winner is...
28:41Captain George.
28:42Oh!
28:43Well, that does it for today, folks.
28:46But don't forget the big race tomorrow.
28:49The Dixie Derby.
28:50Be sure and get here early.
28:53Ha-ha-ho!
28:55How you doing up there, Birdman?
28:57I'm testing the lines now.
28:59Oh, you did.
29:00Would you quit drooling?
29:02Well, it's depending...
29:02I'll do the counting and the eating.
29:04You just keep an eye out for them Rappahoo hoodlums.
29:08And the Dukes.
29:09Well, just do the hole!
29:10Do the hole!
29:11Well, boss, we had us another big day.
29:15Oh!
29:17And tomorrow's gonna be another big day, too.
29:20Even bigger!
29:21A lot of balloons!
29:22You mean Plan D?
29:24Yeah, that's just what I mean.
29:26Good old Plan D.
29:27Plan D.
29:27That's my favorite plan.
29:29It's D.
29:30Boss, when you run that plan by me again,
29:33I'm getting a little confused with all them letters.
29:36D follows C, which comes after A and B, do-do.
29:38Oh, let me see.
29:39D stands for the Dixie Derby tomorrow.
29:41Oh!
29:42And we're gonna make a real killin'.
29:45Oh, we are!
29:46K for killin'.
29:47Good.
29:47Yeah.
29:48And let me tell you,
29:49things are getting too hectic around here,
29:51if you know what I mean.
29:52So as soon as we clear out them suckers in there,
29:55we'll just disappear.
29:58I'll buzz my pal over in Savannah and tell him it's a go.
30:01Yeah, you do then.
30:05Have any luck?
30:07Well, it's with me.
30:08The deal is on.
30:10Me and Boss Hogg want a quick flash on the Dixie Derby tomorrow.
30:14Soon as they hit the finish line.
30:16You got another load of suckers.
30:18Right.
30:19Over in Arapahoe.
30:21We wanna know the winner
30:22five minutes before the wire service call.
30:25For my regular cut?
30:27Right.
30:27I'll give you the phone number.
30:29What you got, Vance?
30:30The whole ball of wax.
30:32Looks like one of Boss' flunkies
30:33just set up a scam to cheat all them betting folks tomorrow.
30:36Well, how are they gonna do it?
30:37Well, it's an old horse room racket.
30:39They know the winner of the race
30:40five minutes before the race call,
30:42and then they rig the odds and make a killin'.
30:44Can we stop them?
30:45Well, we're sure gonna try.
30:49Help!
30:50Hey!
30:51Hey, help!
30:52Help!
30:54I'm sorry I missed the turn back there, Bubba.
30:56I'll get you down.
30:58Oh, thank you, sir.
31:00I certainly appreciate this.
31:01How did you get up there?
31:03Thank you, sir.
31:03Man.
31:04I don't know how we did it, either.
31:06Back her up.
31:07Okay.
31:08I thought she was kidnapped me yesterday.
31:10That's a 2-11.
31:11You kidnapped her, officer.
31:13And I...
31:13I don't know.
31:14Big Billy was still huntin' for the horse room's new location,
31:17but it looked like to me as if Jesse and Dacey's done found it.
31:20Would you look at all them cars?
31:22Holy mackerel.
31:23That's a road that leads into the Rappahole Grange Hall.
31:27This shepherd's a lost sheep.
31:28And so Jesse got on the CV real quick to tell Vance and Coy.
31:32Uncle Jesse found the horse room.
31:33It's over at the old Rappahole Grange Hall.
31:35Great.
31:36Tell them to cool it and meet us over at Cooters.
31:38That got me an idea.
31:40Uncle Jesse, meet us over at Cooters.
31:44There they are.
31:52Okay, hold it right there, fella.
31:54You're a sittin' duck.
31:55Friends, I'm sure glad I got my pork skins right close by.
31:59Cause I ain't movin'.
32:07Now come on down.
32:08Real easy.
32:11You keep your hands on the wheels right where I can see them.
32:14Cool!
32:17Let's go, go, hit it!
32:18Hey!
32:19Hold it!
32:20Here we go!
32:24Here we go!
32:42Here we go!
32:43Here we go!
32:46Here we go!
32:52Here we go!
33:02Hello, that creek!
33:03All right, partner, let's head for Cooters.
33:05Now, Cooter was off on vacation, but the Dukes had a standing offer to use his place whenever
33:09they had a real bad need for it.
33:11That did just...
33:12And tonight was one of them nights.
33:13You're right.
33:14For those trigger-happy characters from Rappahoe running around out there, we're better off
33:17staying right where we are.
33:20Yeah, that's right.
33:21Now, what's this idea you two got about putting J.D. out of business?
33:24Don't ask me.
33:25He ain't told me yet.
33:27I'll tell you the truth, Uncle Jesse.
33:28I'm sort of still working on it.
33:29So what do you say we just get some shut-eye?
33:31We're all going to have a big day tomorrow.
33:33And so came the day of the big race and Boss's big swindle.
33:38As Boss Roscoe and Swifty were getting ready, Swifty's pal Merle was moving to his spying
33:42position, overlooking the racetrack.
33:45And Big Billy and her muscle men were still out hunting for the horse room and the Dukes
33:50and getting madder in a nest of hornets poked with a stick.
33:58And meanwhile, them Dukes was getting ready to carry out Vance's plan to close down Boss's
34:02horse room.
34:03Here, I have $47 put aside.
34:05We've got $56 for the hogs, and the balance makes $150.
34:09Do you think that'll be enough?
34:11If everything goes like I figure, this is going to be perfect.
34:13Daisy, are you about ready yet?
34:15I sure am, honey.
34:23What do you think?
34:23You think Boss's going to recognize me?
34:25I think you've covered up all the reasons he hired you for.
34:27Don't you get sassy with me, sonny.
34:30You want to get smacked upside the head with this purse here?
34:33You look great, sugar.
34:35Here.
34:36Now I want you and Uncle Jesse to take Cooter's loan car and get in position outside of that
34:39betting parlor.
34:40And leave your CB on.
34:42Coy over here is going to be contacting you.
34:43Well, now Daisy's the bait, but I ain't got the trap figured out.
34:47Oh, let me see.
34:48The lambs are arriving for the slug.
34:51Oh!
34:53I just hope they brought a lot of green wool with them.
34:57Look, would you just quit them bare jokes in here?
34:59Get on the CB and call Enos.
35:01And tell him to stop patrolling the roads and don't let no one through.
35:05No one?
35:05No, and I mean by that, the dukes or them Arapaho thugs.
35:09Oh, yeah.
35:12Enos!
35:21Dixie Derby goes off at two.
35:22We've got 20 minutes.
35:23All right.
35:23I'll look in on boss's line.
35:24You stand by.
35:39Okay, folks, next race is the big one.
35:42The Dixie Derby.
35:44Betting windows will be open in 15 minutes.
35:48I'm all set.
35:49It's up to them horses now.
35:51It's starting time.
35:56Well, how much longer?
35:58Well, the horses should be running.
35:59All we need is a few more minutes.
36:02Now, just about when it looked like the dukes was making progress, guess who finally got it together?
36:08Dukes!
36:09I told you old Enos was improving.
36:11He recognized them.
36:12Take off.
36:13Circle back after you lose him.
36:22Okay, fast.
36:23Come on down off that pole now.
36:24I'm sorry, but you're under arrest.
36:26I ain't going anywhere, Enos.
36:27But you better get after Coy.
36:29Looks like he's getting away.
36:30You're right.
36:30Thanks, fast.
36:31Now, don't you go away.
36:32I'll be right back.
36:36Come on, you nags.
36:37Go.
36:38Treasured seed rain by the nose.
36:40Captain Jim.
36:47And the winner, concrete answer.
36:49concrete answer, once it clicks sunrise for second and Captain Jim third.
37:02How's Wifty?
37:03What's happening, Merle?
37:04I got those results for you.
37:06The winner of the derby is country dancer.
37:09Got it.
37:09Country dancer.
37:10Bye.
37:11Now, that's slick.
37:27The winner of the derby is Fleet Sunrise.
37:32Bye.
37:38The winner is Fleet Sunrise.
37:41Fleet Sunrise.
37:42All right, now, listen.
37:44We raise the odds on all the other horses.
37:46Right.
37:47Give them suckers whatever they want.
37:48Whatever.
37:49But, but, but, we make the odds on Fleet Sunrise.
37:52One to twenty.
37:53That way, nobody will bid on you.
37:56All right, Swifty, you get in there.
37:57Tell them to place their bets for the big derby.
37:59It's only five minutes till post time.
38:03Five minutes.
38:03Six minutes.
38:04Six minutes.
38:13Cross them on a gun bus.
38:15I ain't gonna do that.
38:16Woo!
38:18Boy, them Duke boys are flat and good.
38:20Ha!
38:27Nice ducking, cuz.
38:28Come on, let's go.
38:35Did you get the winner?
38:36Country Dancer.
38:37Only boss thinks it's Fleet Sunrise.
38:39That's great.
38:40Lost Sheep to Shepherd.
38:41Lost Sheep to Shepherd.
38:42Yeah.
38:42The winner is Country Dancer.
38:44I read you loud and clear.
38:45Country Dancer's a winner.
38:47This is Shepherd out.
38:48You heard it, honey.
38:49Country Dancer.
38:50Go for it.
38:59If Daisy ain't careful, that balk of hers is gonna blow her disguise from here to Roanoke.
39:03We better get back to the horse room and fast.
39:05That's right, just in case Uncle Jesse and Daisy run into any trouble.
39:16Pardon me.
39:17What's the odds on Country Dancer?
39:19Oh, 25 to 1.
39:21You make that 50 to 1 and you got yourself a bet, sir.
39:24You got it.
39:2550 to 1 on Country Dancer.
39:2850 to 1.
39:28I bet they'd bet on a monkey pumping up a football.
39:31Uh-huh.
39:32I heard it from the horses now.
39:34So that's Vance's plan.
39:36That's gonna wipe balls cleaner than a plate full of chicken when the preacher comes to dinner.
39:40Look at all those shutters putting their money down on Country Dancer when Fleet Sunrise is gonna win all the
39:47time.
39:47Betting windows are closing, folks.
39:49The horses are in the starting gate.
39:52Ooh, and here comes our Killian.
39:55Ain't that something, folks, to see a couple of stingers get stung?
39:58Money, money, money.
39:59Money, money, money, money, money.
40:01They're off and running.
40:02Seabreeze is breaking for the front and taking the lead.
40:05Fleet Sunrise is second.
40:06Captain Jim is third.
40:08How about that?
40:09And the race is already over.
40:11Ain't it relaxing when you know the winner?
40:27Around the far turn, it's Seabreeze by Hamlet.
40:30Captain Jim and Fleet Sunrise are fighting it out for a second, neck and neck.
40:34Don't see J.D. anymore.
40:35And now Captain Jim is moving up.
40:37Hey there.
40:38Where's Country Dancer, fellas?
40:41There goes Ezra Colley.
40:42He's a bad man when where he's coming from.
40:48Captain Jim and Fleet Sunrise fighting for the lead.
40:51Seabreeze is falling back.
40:52And here comes Country Dancer.
40:55Yahoo!
40:56Country Dancer is passing Seabreeze and moving up with the leaders.
40:59But Captain Jim and Fleet Sunrise are still out.
40:59So Duke boys, they done found a place.
41:02Let me see.
41:02Bad news, bad news.
41:04Yeah, some good's all right.
41:05I told you.
41:06Yeah, but they can't stop me now.
41:08They can't?
41:09This is like taking candy from a baby.
41:19I think boss's problems are getting complicated.
41:27Looks like we finally hit pay dirt.
41:30It's a driving finish, Fleet Sunrise, and Captain Jim, our neck and neck, and here comes Country Dancer.
41:37It's going to be a wild finish, and the winner, Country Dancer.
41:43But you said Country Dancer.
41:45No, no, no.
41:46Well, I got the tip off.
41:48The winner is Fleet Sunrise.
41:50I know.
41:50Well, that's what you said.
41:51But that announcer definitely stated that Country Dancer was the winner.
41:55Oh, I know.
41:56It is.
41:57And it's 50 to 1.
41:58Well, right down.
41:59Yeah.
42:00And the baby's going to take back the candy.
42:01No, he ain't.
42:02He ain't.
42:02Well, we ain't paying off.
42:03We ain't.
42:04Well, how can we?
42:05Well, I don't know.
42:05Oh, we got a skedadam.
42:07Come on, grab the suitcase.
42:08Oh, yeah, we'll let you go.
42:11Okay, fat man.
42:13We found you.
42:14And for all the trouble you caused us, we ain't just taking a cut.
42:17We're taking it all.
42:18Now, wait a minute.
42:19Can't we just talk this over for a minute?
42:21Yeah, just a minute.
42:21You had your chance, Cookie.
42:23Button up.
42:24And nobody better follow us, or somebody's going to get shot.
42:32Go after him.
42:33Don't stand there.
42:34Go on, do something.
42:34Do something, will you?
43:01I ain't going our turn.
43:03Go on, will you?
43:07All right, J.D.
43:10There's a lot of folks out here waiting for the money.
43:12Let's get at it.
43:13Yeah, me and all these folks said 50 to 100 dancers, boss.
43:16We got to pay up now.
43:17Well, don't look at me.
43:18Don't look at me.
43:20Come on, quit stalling, J.D.
43:22Well, what do you mean by that?
43:24Ross Grew and me, why don't we just come by here to investigate this illegal business establishment?
43:30Ain't that right, Ross?
43:31Oh, yeah, sir.
43:32We investigating for several days now.
43:34I tell you, it's been exciting, boys.
43:36They say they're off for money.
43:38Just hush you up and go on after them.
43:40Well, I'm going to go.
43:49Jiro's been hit.
43:50I've got to go with the big stuff.
43:51Hold her steady.
44:02I can't keep going much longer.
44:04We're losing speed.
44:16Now, that's more likely.
44:20And so that's how a boss's horse room caper came to an end, as well as the careers of Bull
44:25and Billy Arapahoe.
44:27You know, somebody ought to write a song about them two sweethearts.
44:30Poor old boss couldn't claim the money, because he told everybody that he wasn't involved.
44:34So the dukes paid off all the betting folks.
44:36This old boss ate his heart out.
44:38He didn't think he else he could get himself around.
44:40The dukes presented their share of the winnings to Reverend Frawley for his orphanage.
44:43Well, the dukes got the use of their phone, and things was peaceable once again in Hasselah.
44:49But don't bet on it.
44:51Okay.
44:51We'll see you next time.
44:52Bye.
44:52Bye.
44:57Bye.
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