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00:01On the Dukes, reporter Daisy Duke uncovers her first scandal, and guess who's in?
00:11Be careful, look!
00:16Why don't you go fry yourself a snowball?
00:22Hang on, look at that, come on.
00:24Get up, what is that?
00:26No, no, no, no, no!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meanin' no harm
00:42Beats all you never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:48Straight in the curves
00:52Flandin' the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will
01:01Makein' their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the normal allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:22Fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:31When you see the Duke boys pokin' along like they ain't got a care in the world, well you can
01:35bet that things on the farm are about to change
01:38Cause Dukes and trouble go together like cornbread and buttermilk
01:41What?
01:42Hey, dang
01:44Come on, hurry up, hurry up
01:46Get on, go on here
01:48Hurry up for the old again
01:49Now in the big city, robbers usually steal something they can tote
01:53But in Hazard they think big, like a tractor
02:04Okay, let's get our tails out of here
02:05Okay, let's get our tails out of here
02:06Yeah, let's get our tails out of here
02:08Let's get our tails out of here
02:08Come on, go save on all day
02:18I can't hardly wait to get over there caught in the lake
02:21Cooter says them catfish are hittin' harder and the bar flies at the boar's nest
02:26Hey, Luke, you better give that truck some horn or Cooter's gonna wind up fishin' us out of Sutter's palm
02:29Hey, come on, guys
02:31Come on, come on
02:40Boy, you near two of that car in half
02:43I'm gonna go back and try again
02:48Dang it
02:49You reel it
02:51Those turkeys didn't even give an itch
02:53And they didn't stop to see what kind of trouble they caused
02:55Well, I can tell you right now
02:57They picked a poor spot for fishing
03:00Meanwhile, Daisy Duke was really cookin' on her moonlightin' job that she'd taken at the Hazard Gazette
03:04Now, I know I'm not a real reporter or typist
03:07There's some E's and O's missin' in there
03:08But that's cause the typewriter back at the farm's at least 20 years old
03:11Mabel Horton's chicken laid a five-yolk egg
03:14Yes, can you believe that?
03:16And I got it first, it's Duke
03:17Psy Meeker got laryngitis and withdrew from the kind of hog-column contest
03:22Yes, and Ed Purdy wants to swap his rooster that crows at four in the morning for one that crows
03:26at five in the morning
03:27Which I can certainly understand
03:28Daisy, I understand you're not a professional reporter and you're just contributing items to make a little extra money
03:35Well, I can take that correspondence school's modeling course for when I'm on stage with my singing career
03:39Well, now, I appreciate your ambitiousness
03:42But at eight dollars an item, I'm gonna need something with a little more bite to it
03:48Oh, uh, I'll tell you what, uh, I'll pay you for these items
03:53But you get on over to the boar's nest and find out what this emergency town meeting's all about, you
03:57hear?
03:57I'm gone!
03:59Oh!
04:00Doctor, what's the trade?
04:01Oh!
04:02Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
04:07Now, the town meeting at the boar's nest was about the uncommonly large amount of tractor stealing in the house
04:13Uh, there goes another one
04:19And after the town meeting was over, Miss Daisy decided to do an in-depth interview
04:24Just like on TV
04:25Well, that sure was right now, see you, Jesse, speaking up for me like this
04:29I wasn't speaking up for you, I'm just keeping some friends of mine out of trouble, that's all, J.D.
04:33Say grits
04:34Grits
04:35Grits
04:36What's that for?
04:37Hazard Gazette
04:38Oh, listen, Daisy, if you're gonna take my picture, would you take the left profile?
04:42Clam up, Dodo
04:43What do you got to do with a Hazard Gazette?
04:46I'm moonlighting as a contributing reporter
04:48Now, Roscoe, can you tell me if you have any information on these crooks or
04:51Daisy, unless you stop poking your nose in the official police business
04:54Your moonlighting job there ain't gonna have a sunlighting job here to go with it
04:58You hear me?
05:00Roscoe, come on, we got more important things to take care of
05:02You coming?
05:09Come on, get on that
05:10That's three, them boys do move fast
05:14Why are we taking tractors from kin and neighbors of the county of Hazard?
05:18Well, we ain't doing that at all
05:20We ain't?
05:20No, sirree, Bob, we ain't
05:22Well, what are we doing?
05:22I'll tell you what we're doing
05:23What?
05:24I'm merely correcting a previous professional financial error
05:27That's what I'm doing
05:28Well, I hear you're clucking, but I can't find the nest
05:31All right, I'll make it plain and simple so you will understand
05:33I appreciate that
05:34Listen
05:34Okay
05:35I loaned them folks the money to buy them tractors seven years ago when interest rates were low
05:39Now that they're high, I'm losing a good 15% a year
05:43So I'm taking back them tractors to recoup my losses
05:47Isn't that illegal?
05:50I mean
05:50Oh, it's perfectly illegal
05:52I'm bowing back my own money
05:54It's what you call re-looning
05:57Oh, re-looning
05:58Would you look at that?
05:59Yeah
05:59Not even a pound
06:00Not one
06:01And I gotta lose at least 20 for my life insurance
06:04Oh
06:04You gonna leave Lulu your life insurance?
06:07Lulu?
06:08Well, of course not
06:10Roscoe, I'm the only man living who's his own beneficiary
06:14I'm taking it with me
06:17The way I see it
06:19It's gonna be up to us to find them tractor thieves for folks around here
06:22Get all riled up and start taking the law into their own hands
06:25Now what we got
06:28Daisy, what are you doing?
06:29I'm listening and typing up my story, Uncle Jesse
06:31Well, that can wait until we get an ending to this story
06:35You know, speaking of endings
06:36I wouldn't be a bit surprised if when this story winds down we find Boss Hogg there
06:40Yeah, probably so
06:41Old Boss don't like no outside crime coming into Hazard
06:45So we know what we gotta do
06:46Now here's how it's gonna come down
06:48Cooter, you and me are gonna go around
06:50Keep our eyes peeled for any strangers that might be around
06:53And I'll interview the farms that got robbed
06:54And see if I can get any information
06:56You do that
06:58And, Bo, you and Luke go hire yourselves out to some of these people that ain't been robbed yet
07:02Sooner or later, them thieves gotta come snooping around those tractors
07:05Yes, sir
07:07Alrighty
07:09Listen, boss
07:10I hate to keep harping on this
07:12But about those tractors
07:14You know, Daisy's gonna trace those tractors right to us
07:17Uh-uh-uh
07:18No, Daisy Duke ain't gonna be able to trace nothing
07:21Well
07:21I mean, tractors ain't like orders
07:23Once you rub the serial numbers off, you can't tell one from the other
07:26Well, maybe so
07:27But, listen, she is desperate to get a story for the Gazette
07:30Oh, who cares about Daisy Duke and a story for the Gazette
07:33I don't care
07:35I do
07:36And I do, too
07:38Yeah
07:39Yeah
07:39Come the right time
07:41We're gonna give Daisy Duke her story for the Gazette
07:46Oh, wonderful
07:47We're gonna arrest ourselves
07:48Yeah
07:50Roscoe
07:51You know, if you had a brain, you'd be downright dangerous
07:54Well, I appreciate that
07:54Now, what we're gonna do
07:56Is pin the whole thing on Daisy Duke's own kin
07:59You mean
08:00Bo and Luke Duke
08:09Well, the search began
08:13Jesse and Cooter both scouring the countryside
08:16Daisy digging with pad and pencil
08:18And Bo and Luke just digging and digging like there's just digging to be digging
08:22You know, Luke, I think
08:23I think we could put fences around half of Hazard County before we ever find them fellas
08:28Hey, look at it this way
08:29We learned ourselves to trade
08:31Always looking on the bright side
08:35Hey, Luke
08:36Look at that
08:37Have you seen guys?
08:42I don't know, but we ain't hanging around to find out
08:45Hey, ain't that them two fellas that run us on the road?
08:57Get this thing started
08:58You best take it easy
08:59I mean, this ain't the general, you know
09:00Well, you ain't got time to get to the general
09:02Come on
09:05All right
09:12You know, I think they'd do better if it'd saddle up a cab
09:43No sign?
09:45Reckon they know what we got in the back?
09:46Possible.
09:47If they do, we're gonna have a hard time out running them in this.
09:50That's a real bright observation.
09:52I didn't figure it was. That's why I picked Reed's room.
10:01Did you get this thing to go any faster?
10:03I got both feet to the floor. I'm looking for more, man. It don't go no faster.
10:07All right, all right.
10:37Hey, there's the truck.
10:39What's it doing sitting in the middle of the road, though?
10:42It ain't sitting in the road no more. It's heading right toward us.
10:50I don't know. What would y'all do?
10:58Uh, Luke?
11:01This ain't the place to be.
11:35You all right?
11:37Yeah. A little dizzy, though. How about you?
11:40I feel like I just went a couple rounds on a losing end.
11:45You know, I'm so mad I could... I could chew nails.
11:49Get my hands on them guys. I'm gonna turn them every which way but loose.
11:52We thought they was bad to the general.
11:57You mean to tell me you ain't got no idea why they ran y'all off the road?
12:01Well, the way we figure it, they must have thought we as a mite upset about them running us off
12:06the road this morning.
12:08You mean to tell me they did it twice in one day?
12:12Ha, ha, ha, ha. Cooter, don't rub it in.
12:15Well, it's better to be rubbed in than rubbed out, brother.
12:20Hunters!
12:21We're in Cognition is my lunch.
12:24Right here, Cousin Boss. Cousin Little just wheelbaring it over here.
12:26Yeah. Well, what are you doing here now? Get back to your speed trap and earn your keep.
12:30A little temp just a trap?
12:32What do you got in there?
12:33Well, I got celery, scallions, lettuce, and half a carrot stick.
12:37Rabbit food, not hog food.
12:39Oh, you chubby little rascal. You got a piece of pie hidden in there.
12:43No, I ain't. No, I'm really putting myself through some punishment. I sure hope it's worth it.
12:48Oh, it is because you're fixed, you know.
12:50Roscoe, boss, we got to talk to y'all.
12:51Well, get out of here before you curdle my lunch.
12:54Well, all right. Roscoe ain't eating. We'll talk to him.
12:56Well, I was just going out to lunch.
12:58Roscoe, we're here to tell you that somebody stole Len Hickey's tractor.
13:01How do you know?
13:02Well, we was just there, boss.
13:04Yeah, we pay the guys that stole it. It's probably the same ones that run us off the ridge road.
13:07Well, you said a fact. What, have you got a description of the truck?
13:12Roscoe, how'd you know it was a truck?
13:16Well, what Roscoe means is it's highly likely that anybody's going to carry off a tractor using a Jeep auto
13:22or kiddie car.
13:24No, you see, that's just plain police logic.
13:27No pie!
13:29Besides, we don't even know if there really was a truck.
13:32Oh, boss, now what's that supposed to mean?
13:34Nothing. Except, you know, there's a good possibility that these Dukes made up this story out of whole cloth just
13:40to cover their tracks.
13:41Yeah.
13:41Boss, you ain't insinuating it.
13:43I ain't insinuating nothing. I'm speaking.
13:45And I'm asking myself here if he might not just investigate these mighty strange circumstances of you boys being at
13:51the scene of the crime.
13:52J.D., why don't you go fry yourself a snowball?
13:57Come on, kids.
13:58We'll find them crooks ourselves.
14:04Well, shoot a bug.
14:05Come the right time, I might just do that myself.
14:08What do you mean by that, boss?
14:10You'll find out.
14:11Now, you just get out of here and you let me eat this excuse for a lunch at peace.
14:16I can't believe it.
14:19Just can't believe it.
14:20Hey, Charlie, them two, they gotta be as low as a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
14:26They're looking for somebody to take the blame. Me and Bo's always the most likely candidates for that.
14:30Yeah, but Boss Hogg's just blowing off steam. There ain't no way he can pin this on us.
14:33There's a way he's gonna find it.
14:35I think we're obliged to find them fellas in that truck. We gotta do it fast.
14:38I'll tell you what, I'll get a hold of Cooter and we'll cover everything on the other side of Deer
14:42Springs.
14:43You fellas take everything on this side.
14:45Yes, sir.
14:45Hey, what am I supposed to do?
14:46There's always information floating around a boar's nest.
14:49You get to keep all the secrets you can over here, don't you?
14:51I'll check with you later.
14:53Yes, sir.
14:59You be careful now.
15:01Hey, Charlie, have you seen?
15:04If you've got what you're doing.
15:06Oh, here we go.
15:07Come on, let's get.
15:09Some guys, the ones that ran us off the road.
15:11Come on, let's go.
15:28Come on in, get outta here.
15:34Come on.
15:45OK, clean, it's just what we need.
15:47You're gonna never can tell we can use all the help we can get.
15:54Looks like our company's got company.
15:56Our God is. I thought those cops were looking for us.
15:59No, just the sheriff himself.
16:00Well, listen, I'll stick him down and explain to his helper.
16:03Rattle some slabs, boy.
16:35Oh, Lord, they're gaining on us.
16:37Well, let's give them a little reverse field running.
16:47Yahoo!
17:11Now, Boston put Cletus on a ticket quota.
17:14And if he fell short, well, it came out of his paycheck.
17:17So no amount of pleading or explaining by Bo and Luke
17:20about who they're chasing or why
17:22is going to have any effect on old Cletus.
17:26Them Duke boys beating down our necks
17:29every time we turn around.
17:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:31You better get them out of our way.
17:33Or we will, boss.
17:35Permanent.
17:36Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
17:37There's no need for violence.
17:38No.
17:39No, sir.
17:40Them Duke boys are going to be took care of.
17:42The only thing we're going to have to do
17:43is temporarily sacrifice that last tractor you took
17:47and the truck it's in.
17:50Wait a minute, boss.
17:51Boss, let me ask you something.
17:53Huh?
17:53Listen, if we put those Duke boys in the slammer,
17:56then how are we going to take any more tractors?
17:58I didn't say nothing about putting them in jail.
18:00Did I, Knucklehead?
18:01No.
18:01We're going to just let them stay on the loose.
18:03On the loose?
18:04Until we are all done.
18:06All done.
18:06Oh, yeah.
18:07But you look at that.
18:08What?
18:08I still ain't lost nothing.
18:10In fact, you gained a little half pound there.
18:12Been on them care of something.
18:14You chubby.
18:14All right, all right, all right, all right.
18:16Now, you listen.
18:17This is what you're going to do.
18:28Bo?
18:30Luke?
18:31Answer the phone.
18:33Hello, Rodney.
18:35Luke?
18:36Anybody get the phone?
18:40Hello.
18:42Hello.
18:42Oh, this here's a friend of Bo and Luke's with a little advice.
18:46If they know what's good for them,
18:47they better get rid of what's behind the Duke barn
18:50before the law gets there.
18:52Who is this anyway?
18:54Hello?
18:55That doesn't.
18:56That doesn't.
18:57It's all coming together now.
18:59It is like flapjacks and molasses.
19:02Don't bring them up, please.
19:04Oh, I'm sorry, fat little buddy.
19:05I mean, I don't know me.
19:20Holy mackerel, that looks like Len Hickey's tractor.
19:29Bo, Luke, do you find anything Uncle Jesse?
19:32Back here.
19:36Right here in the own backyard.
19:38Look at that.
19:39There's that truck.
19:40I learned the tractors, too.
19:42How the heck did he get behind our barn?
19:45There's boss hog written all over it.
19:47Well, it means the J.D.'s right in the middle of this whole thing.
19:50Yeah, looking to get us caught with all the goods.
19:52This isn't going to be the first time.
19:54Well, what are we waiting for?
19:55Let's get rid of it.
19:56I'll get the door.
19:59Oh, yeah.
20:01Yeah.
20:02Wait, wait.
20:03Uh-oh.
20:04All right.
20:04All right, everybody.
20:05All right.
20:06All right.
20:06It's time for the other call.
20:09Oh, I love it.
20:11I just love it.
20:12Good.
20:13I love it.
20:14Oh, no.
20:15In the middle of next week.
20:18Operating.
20:18Give me the balls.
20:19Let's.
20:20The balls.
20:27Where's the ass?
20:28Yes?
20:28Daisy speaking.
20:30Sure.
20:30Hold on.
20:33Sheriff.
20:34What is it?
20:35You got a telephone call?
20:36Oh, oh.
20:41Must really be important to call me out here.
20:44Yeah?
20:45Hmm.
20:45You must be.
20:48Rascopee Coltrane here.
20:51How's that?
20:53Those tractor thieves done struck again, huh?
20:57Well, isn't that a shame?
20:59Uh, what old did they get?
21:03Oh, they, they got a truck and a tractor.
21:06Well, uh, that's terrible.
21:09Uh, well, I'm on my way.
21:11Okay.
21:12Truck and a tractor.
21:14Did she?
21:18Oh, oh.
21:19Did she bite?
21:20Did she bite?
21:21Hook, line, and crow, dad.
21:24Hello, Maybel.
21:26Yes, get me Mr. Clyde Amos at the Hazard Gazette and hurry, Maybel.
21:29It's real important.
21:31Now, listen, listen.
21:33You get out there and you call Cletus.
21:34Yeah.
21:34And tell him to set up a watch on the Duke form and then report to us.
21:37Right.
21:38Yeah.
21:39Don't tell him why.
21:40No.
21:40Connor, he's from the stupid part of my family.
21:42Just stop blabbing to everybody.
21:44He's stupid.
21:44Yeah.
21:45And when he does report, I'll go out there with you.
21:48Yeah.
21:48Well, go on.
21:49Get going.
21:50I'm going.
21:51Come on.
21:52Yeah.
21:54All right.
21:54All right.
21:55I have enough of this.
21:56I've got to get dressed.
21:57Get out of here.
21:58Up.
21:58I can't get out.
21:59I'm stuck.
22:01I'm stuck.
22:02Up.
22:03Up.
22:03Ah.
22:04Ah.
22:04Ah.
22:07I start out in a steam box.
22:09I end up in a lake to chill.
22:12Where are you going to take it?
22:13About as far from here as we can.
22:15All right.
22:16I'll follow you in the general lead so you'll have a ride back.
22:18Jesse, we'll go on the main road as far as Hidden Pines, and then I guess we'll cut off the
22:22road from there.
22:22I'll be right behind you.
22:23Yes, sir.
22:24Maybe we can sneak it back to Len Hickey.
22:31All right.
22:58I'll be right back to Len Hickey.
23:04I'll be right back.
23:04Mr. Deputy Cletus, I saw you calling Sheriff Roscoe P. Coldplay.
23:07Them two boys just shot out like a load of double-edged buckshot.
23:11Pete, this is your Sheriff Roscoe.
23:13Listen, which way were they headed?
23:14Come back.
23:16Out 74 toward Hidden Pines.
23:17Oh, that's a 10-4.
23:19Now, listen, Cletus.
23:19Now, you stay on their tail.
23:21But stay loose as a goose.
23:23We're going to box them in like a new pair of boots.
23:25I'm going.
23:26Bye.
23:36I'll tell you, boss, we got them.
23:37We got them now.
23:38We got them.
23:38I can't wait.
23:39All right.
23:39Well, slow down.
23:40Just slow down.
23:41We don't want to lose that star witness behind us.
23:44That gal wants to be a reporter, so let's let her report.
23:47Let her report.
23:49Sure got something you can dig your teeth into this time, Daisy.
23:52This thing might even get you a byline.
23:54If it's all the same to you, I could use cash.
24:08I'm not sure I can get my hands on boss and Roscoe.
24:12It looks like you're going to have to wait too long.
24:14My guess is that's them, heading this way.
24:17Uncle Jesse, this here is looped.
24:18We got boss and Roscoe knocking on our front door.
24:21Forget the back door.
24:22Let us just close it.
24:24You boys got any ideas how we're going to get out of this mess?
24:27The only way I can see is doing a little square dance.
24:30I'll do the calling.
24:31Square dance?
24:33Hold your partner close and tight.
24:35Do-si-do with all your might.
24:36And I'll swing left and you swing right.
24:39Let's do it.
24:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
24:50no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:55Truck's getting away.
24:56Not with my byline and my byline's horse money, it ain't.
25:06What do you mean?
25:07You get it right with me.
25:19Mr. Amos, do you want to reach back there and hand me that bow and arrow?
25:22Right.
25:23Bow and arrow?
25:24Yeah, bow and Luke have been teaching me how to use it.
25:27Might as well put to practice what I learned.
25:29Okay, now you take this wheel and hold steady.
25:31Oh, all right.
25:32Got it?
25:32Got it.
25:34Got it.
25:36Got it.
25:37Got it.
25:44We can just figure out what the heck Daisy's up to.
26:04Uh, Daisy don't do that.
26:08Daisy?
26:09Daisy?
26:11You know, it just dawned on me.
26:13Daisy don't know who's driving.
26:20Hang on, Luke.
26:22Pull us out!
26:25We can't get that wind!
26:27We did it!
26:36We'll get him! We'll get him!
26:37Come on, Katie! Come on!
26:38All right, dear!
26:40Come on, Katie!
26:41Please! All right, get out of there!
26:43Get out of there!
26:44Get out of there!
26:46Get out of there!
26:47Get out of there!
26:48Get out of there!
26:48Put your hands up!
26:49Put them up!
26:50Roscoe, Politis, get out of the way, please!
26:56Bo, look!
26:58J.D., if you think these boys have taken to stealing tractors, you're crazy now!
27:03I'll put your paddle back in the water, Jesse. This truck they was driving speaks for itself.
27:07Yeah.
27:08All right, you boys, get over there and put your hands on the hood!
27:12Yeah, right!
27:12I'll keep an eye on him!
27:13No, no, no!
27:14You keep your eyes glued on the truck!
27:16All right!
27:17Here!
27:18All right, everybody, now gather around. I'm going to interrogate you as witnesses.
27:22May time like to present.
27:23Now, first of all, tell me, did you or did you not see this here truck...
27:27Trying to escape the lawful pursuit of the sheriff?
27:29I want each one of you to answer.
27:31And remember, it's the same as if you were under oath.
27:34Now!
27:35Oh, oh, oh, looky there!
27:36They're escaped!
27:37Oh, looky there!
27:40Now!
27:41So, I'm going to leave the creek!
27:43I need to stop you!
27:45Run!
27:46What the weight?
27:47I'm taking care of us!
27:49Come on, come on, come on.
27:54He-he.
27:54Now!
28:08All right, all right, not too fast now.
28:10We don't want to catch you.
28:11We don't?
28:12No, no.
28:13We just want to mark them as wanted men.
28:15No, no.
28:19Hey, Luke, is he gaining on us?
28:20No.
28:22Hey, look, I know this sounds wild,
28:24but just slow down a little bit.
28:28Do it.
28:30Look, look, we're slowing down.
28:32What do you want me to do?
28:33Well, slow down yourself, you don't know.
28:35Oh, just like I figured, slowed up too.
28:38Why the heck do you think they're doing that?
28:40We're going to let her rip now.
28:41Look, the way he figures to drive, okay?
28:43All right.
28:46If he's stealing tractors and he ain't quite through,
28:49he certainly don't want his pigeons coming home to roost you.
28:53Here he goes.
28:54He's going to escape.
28:55All right, let him, let him.
28:58This part of my plan is working just beautiful.
29:00Now, let's turn around.
29:02Go back.
29:02Go back.
29:04You ain't yet.
29:05But, Mr. Amos, you can't print those pictures.
29:08Home look are innocent.
29:09Yeah, we told you everything.
29:11Just like it happened.
29:12Them boys were set up.
29:13Look, folks, I know just how you feel.
29:15No, you don't.
29:16I took those pictures of my own kin.
29:18Now you're going to turn it around and throw them in jail with it.
29:20Daisy, newspaper folks are neither judge nor jury.
29:23We just report things the way they happen.
29:26But things didn't happen the way they happen.
29:28Well, at least ways they didn't happen the way they happen to look like they happen.
29:33I'm sorry, Jesse.
29:36But I'm not going to destroy these pictures.
29:38Now, we got eight hours to press time.
29:40If you can prove that these pictures lied, then I won't have to print them.
29:43That's the best I can do.
29:44You got eight hours.
29:46Eight hours.
29:47We can do it.
29:47We can do it.
29:48Come on, Daisy.
29:49Now, eight hours didn't seem like no whole lot of time to Jesse and Daisy to prove Bo and
29:53Luke's innocence.
29:55But the boys weren't letting any grass grow under there for you.
29:58Not that high up, anyway.
29:59Come on down.
30:01Yeah, yeah, all right.
30:02All right, you'll be getting five tractors at the end of the week.
30:05All right, that's good.
30:06Well, I know I promised six, but one's being used for evidence.
30:11Well, you'll find out.
30:12If you just bring the money, we'll bring the merchandise.
30:14Yeah.
30:15You knew the time and please.
30:18Well, hang up.
30:19He's open.
30:19That's it.
30:21What do you see?
30:21I need you guys from the truck.
30:23I didn't know what you were through.
30:24I wasn't listening.
30:25Boss is in on it, all right?
30:26You know, let me listen.
30:27Hey, pull me up.
30:27They're coming out.
30:33All six of them, all right?
30:34All two of them.
30:35No, we didn't want six of them.
30:45Well, come on, boy.
30:52It was moving thing I don't see in my mother.
30:55I don't see anything.
30:56I don't see anything.
30:56I don't see anything.
30:57I don't see anything.
31:14Well, the boys are off and running.
31:16And the Hazard Gazette clock is running.
31:19But as for Daisy and Uncle Jesse, time was standing still while they pondered on what to do next.
31:25We just got to do something.
31:26Well, there ain't much we can do until we hear from Bo and Luke.
31:30Well, I reckon we could try them on the radio again.
31:34I've been trying for the last hour.
31:37Try again.
31:46Shepherd to the lost sheep, shepherd to the lost sheep.
31:48You got your ears on.
31:50Yeah, we got our ears on, our eyes peeled.
31:53We're sitting across from that hotel where them crooks are hit out at.
31:56Somehow I get the feeling there ain't much room for tractors up there, though.
31:59Well, it seems to me the only way you boys are going to clear yourselves is get them tractors, the
32:03thieves, and boss hog all together at one time.
32:05That's pretty much what I was thinking.
32:07I got a notion about how to do that, too.
32:09Where you at?
32:09Where, Cooters?
32:10Where'd you say you was?
32:11It's around the corner.
32:12Just sitting tight.
32:13I'll be there in a minute.
32:15Hey, Bo, I'd appreciate it if you keep your eyes on a hotel instead of the girls walking by.
32:23If I could do that, I wouldn't be a duke.
32:28We've only got four hours left.
32:30That's why we make boss move up his time schedule.
32:32Now, Daisy, you call over the hotel.
32:34Tell them dudes that boss has changed plans and he wants some merchandise delivered to the buyer within the hour.
32:39Do you know where they're supposed to meet the buyer?
32:41No, but they do, see?
32:43Now, Cooter, you cut her about 15 minutes slack, and then you go convince boss that these two guys split
32:48town real sudden-like.
32:49Then boss will think they're ripping him off.
32:51With a suspicious mind like his, he'll be after them in two minutes.
32:55Then we follow him to the meeting place.
32:57And I get pictures of the real crooks.
32:59Hey, hey.
33:01Don't cut your chickens.
33:03Okay.
33:05I guess I'll get a hold of maybe I'll first, huh?
33:08Anybody who believes it's going to be that smooth would buy beachfront property in Tennessee.
33:13But Daisy's phone calls to boss's confederates work like a charm to start with.
33:31And Bo and Luke followed their lead.
33:37Meanwhile, Cooter was telling boss his two friends over at the hotel had skipped town without paying their bill.
33:42Almost gave boss epilepsy.
33:44Or something like that.
33:45Did you hear that?
33:46If what Cooter says is true, them two boys of ours just left town bagging baggage.
33:50Why would they do that?
33:51Why?
33:51I asked you first.
33:53Because, lame brain, they're going to try to double-cross me.
33:55Well, they're sneaky.
33:56Come on.
33:57I've got to go change quick so we can go after them.
33:59I can't afford this bill here.
34:01Come on in here and help me.
34:04Come on.
34:05Come on.
34:07Come on.
34:30you better get going we don't want to lose him again you two thieves hold it right there
34:35like i said it ain't gonna be easy
34:47you got this all wrong mr perkins you're making a big mistake no mistake i heard the sheriff got
34:53a warrant out for your arrest and proof that you two are the tractor thieves now you boys get on
34:59over
34:59by my truck while i use your cv to call yes we will sir sheriff coltrane uh how's this doggone
35:10thing work sheriff coltrane uh farmer perkins here uh uh mr perkins your truck better give us a hand
35:17stop it oh stop it stop it before it rolls down the hill
35:30oh thank you boys i appreciate it you better jump in there and check the emergency brake
35:35yeah make sure it's working
35:41mr perkins don't forget your gun
35:56all right come on come on come on where's my driver all right you drive okay where are we going
36:03we're going the old livery stable oh they'd have to go there first we're going come on
36:24oh shoot we lost them we can find out where they are daisy this here's luke you read me
36:35daisy come back
36:39i swear it's about time to teach you more about electronics
36:43yeah i know it
36:45there it is
36:51little bo peep taller sheep turn to the shepherd's channel
36:57fox and the bear are headed towards wild hollow hang loose fellas we don't want to scare them off
37:01i'll repeat boss and roscoe are headed towards wild hollow now you don't scare them off fellas
37:06little bo peep over and out that sounds like the old livery stable
37:10uh-huh bow and luke bow and luke this is shepherd did you read that
37:21we better get on down the road
37:24here we are boss
37:25they're gone
37:26they're gone
37:27all my tractors are in the truck
37:29i know that's a naughty those sneaking low-life crooks
37:32they're probably gonna sell them to my own buyer
37:34probably
37:35all right all right
37:36drag pink road in little corners and fast
37:38come on
37:39we're gonna get you
37:40we're gonna get you
37:41sneaking low-life
37:43i'm gonna get you
37:48fixin that loose wire ought to take care of things
37:50all right there's a lot about you that i think
37:58they just left the livery stable on van oak road and they're headed towards willow corners
38:02how's that for timing
38:03not too bad
38:04If we read you loud and clear, we're gone.
38:14All right, come on, come on, come on, will you?
38:16Yeah.
38:18There they are!
38:19That's him.
38:19Come on.
38:20You just get down.
38:22Get down.
38:23All right, cut them off, Roscoe, cut them off.
38:25Cut them off.
38:26Cut them off.
38:27Cut them off right now.
38:34Cut them off.
38:35Cut them off.
38:36Oh, shit.
38:38Get down here and out of here.
38:40All right, all right, all right.
38:43Coming up.
38:44You dirty double-crossed.
38:46Now, y'all pay attention, because things are a-fixin' to come to a head.
38:49While Boss and Roscoe was accusing Vic and Corey of trying to double-cross them,
38:53Vic and Corey tried to explain that they were just following Boss's orders.
38:57They didn't know that this all on candid camera,
39:00and that the hazard calvary was about to charge.
39:06When you calm down, Boss, we got a message to get going.
39:09Well, I never sent no such message.
39:11No, he didn't send no such message, did you, Boss?
39:14I just said I didn't, did I, Peeprey?
39:16Somebody sent it, Boss.
39:18Hold it a minute, Dennis.
39:19Y'all hear some kind of clickin' noise?
39:22Yeah, right over there.
39:24Daisy Duke!
39:25Yeah, I heard you.
39:26Well, just don't stand here posin' for her!
39:28Let's grab that camera!
39:34The Dukes always were ones for cuttin' it close.
39:40Come on, come on!
39:46Come back here, D.D.
39:48Oh!
39:49Hey, please!
39:51Oh!
39:52Oh!
39:52Oh!
39:53Oh!
39:53Oh!
39:53Oh!
39:54Oh!
39:55Oh!
39:56Oh!
39:56Oh!
39:58Oh!
39:59Oh!
40:00Oh!
40:07Ain't that Daisy something?
40:08Droppin' that camera in the Boss' own car
40:10was one way of makin' sure that he didn't catch her with it.
40:13Now, how do you reckon she's gonna get it back?
40:21Bo?
40:22Luke?
40:22Got your ears on?
40:24Right here, cousin.
40:25What you got?
40:25I'm on Rocky Ridge Road with Boss and his cronies right behind me.
40:28Now, Luke, the camera is on the floor in the back of Boss' car.
40:32Keep him flyin', but head him down to Shady Tree Lane.
40:34Got it?
40:3510-4, honey.
40:36I'm gone!
40:37Now, Uncle Jesse, this is bold.
40:39We could use a little interference on the competition, all righty?
40:42You know what to do.
40:43You got yourself Saturday night in town.
40:46Ha, ha, ha, ha!
40:47I'm scared.
40:48Be careful now.
40:49Ain't no squirrel, you know.
40:54Now, don't go nodding off now, Grandpa.
40:57You'll miss all the fun.
40:58Because while Boss and his gang was chasing Daisy,
41:01Jesse and Cooter were butting into line,
41:03running interference for Bo and Luke,
41:06or something like that.
41:07Get out of my way, Jesse!
41:09We're coming through!
41:12Be careful, Luke!
41:29Be careful, Luke!
41:30Yeah, what is that?
41:31Oh, no, dude!
41:33Oh, no, dude!
41:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
41:35no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:35Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
41:53no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:57You think that's something, you ought to see the Hazard High Basketball team.
42:00They play in cards, too.
42:11There's a camera, Daisy.
42:12Hey!
42:18Go in here.
42:23I got the camera!
42:24I got it!
42:25I got the film.
42:27All right, hold it steady, Bo.
42:28Oh, Daisy!
42:29Wait, wait, wait!
42:31What are you doing?
42:32What are you doing?
42:33Hold it steady, Bo.
42:34Come back at it.
42:37We got to get them doors open one day.
42:39Well done.
42:49Hi, y'all.
42:50Hi.
42:51Well, there's the headline.
42:53Well, that was Daisy's first headline.
42:55And it cost Boss about $5,000 in contributions to the Hazard County Orphanage
42:59not to have his picture shown with Vic and Corey, who went to jail.
43:03Bo and Luke were cleared of all charges, and Boss managed to put on five pounds.
43:08All that exercise gave him some kind of an appetite.
43:11But one thing was working.
43:13Old Boss's celebrity speed craft.
43:15And this time it nailed Miss Dottie West.
43:19Look at me, I've been caught by a heart-leaning outlaw like you.
43:24And I couldn't escape when you hold me this way if I wanted to.
43:31Now, you're a dangerous lover.
43:33I tried to run for cover, but I didn't get too far.
43:37Because when I started to run, that's when you've only gone on my board.
43:44But even if you were Jesse James, I'd still want to ride this train.
43:51And even jump up with your gang if you let me.
43:57I'd saddle right up and follow my heart.
44:00I'd live with you, baby, out under the stars.
44:04I just want to be wherever you are, cause I love you.
44:13You just can't cut me loose, so you might as well take me along.
44:19I could live off the land, I'm a good right hand, and I'm signing on.
44:26So don't put up the vibe, just think about the nights.
44:30They won't be all that bad.
44:33I'll be your lover and the best sidekick you ever had.
44:39Cause even if you were Jesse James, I'd still want to ride this train.
44:46And even join up with your gang if you let me.
44:52I'd saddle right up and follow my heart.
44:56And live with you, baby, out under the stars.
44:59I just want to be wherever you are, cause I love you.
45:05I just got to be wherever you are, cause I love you.
45:16I'll be in our county until you want.
45:18All right, now, Cletus, you tear up that ticket right now.
45:20Yes, ma'am, it'd be my pleasure.
45:21Uh, Miss West, would you be so kind as to autograph my ticket book?
45:25Sure, just as soon as you tell me why I've been arrested.
45:29Well, that's cause you were in violation of traffic ordinance number one,
45:31which been on the book since 1903.
45:32Oh, I never heard of that.
45:34Yeah, well, I thought maybe you didn't, so look.
45:36I brought here a book of every ordinance.
45:41Yeah, here we are.
45:43Traffic ordinance number one.
45:46That no person shall drive a horseless carriage,
45:49and that means an automobile,
45:51through the streets of hazard
45:52unless preceded by a man six feet ahead of said vehicle
45:55weaving a red lantern.
45:57Oh, come on, boss.
45:59How come I never heard of anything that important?
46:03And another thing,
46:04it ain't very flattering to be working off a traffic ticket
46:07when you're not even charging admission.
46:09Well, don't you worry your pretty head about that, Nundordi.
46:13I may have let them in free,
46:15but I'm charging them $10 apiece to get out.
46:23Ain't it nice to know that there's a place in this old world
46:26where things never changed?
46:44Ain't it nice to know that there's a place in this old world
46:56the place in this old world
46:58well, you're just listening.
47:06Ain't it nice to know that there's a place in this old world
47:09If you like me, I'm assembling it.
47:11I'll play this back in three days
47:11Hi-bye.
47:12YouTube.
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