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00:09Play at home fun.
00:11From a land where anything is truly possible, comes new gambling opportunities.
00:19Place your bets now. It's time to play Anzai.
00:26Fun fact!
00:35Anzai!
00:38Place your bets now!
00:46The Big Hoot Lady Pleaser Poser!
00:52Three gentlemen, all naked as the day they were born.
00:56Old wife tales say, man with big feet will be equally well blessed in the trouser department.
01:02But can you tell which one has the super large lady pleaser?
01:08Is it number one?
01:10His shoe size is eight, but what he got lacking upstairs, eh?
01:15Could it be number two with a shoe size of seven?
01:19Does that mean he only got a little feather?
01:22Or is it man number three?
01:25He clearly has biggest feet.
01:27But is he the one they call King Dong?
01:31So, who has the biggest bulge in their boxers?
01:35Man one, man two, or bloke three?
01:39Place your bets now!
01:42Come on! Don't be shy! Are you a man or a mouse?
01:45Me, me, me, me!
01:47Bet, bet, bet! Come on!
01:49Betting over!
01:52Time for Bigfoot legend to be tested!
01:56If you said man number one was bloke with packet to be proud of...
02:00Well, you!
02:02Wrong!
02:03If you were swayed by large size feet of man number three...
02:07Oh, blimey!
02:09You! Wrong!
02:12Which means that if you went for tiny feet of bloke number two...
02:18Wow! Huge! Huge!
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you!
02:31Still, lots of gambling opportunities come on, Banzai!
02:35But first...
02:40Tara Palmer Tompkinson Toast Toast Test!
02:44This is a piece of jelly buttered toast!
02:48That could be tasty!
02:50This is its girl, Tara Palmer Tompkinson!
02:57Question is, when Miss Tara dropped the tasty slice of toast,
03:01will it fall butter side up or butter side down?
03:05Up or down?
03:06Up or down?
03:09Frazer bet now!
03:11Come on!
03:12Tiffy tiffy!
03:14Very, very easy!
03:15Bet! Bet! Bet! Bet!
03:17Bebbing and...
03:20Miss Tara all ready to toss her toast!
03:23Of course, normally, she would have a servant to toss it for her.
03:26But for sake of photo opportunity, she prepared to get her hands dirty.
03:31Just this once!
03:34Okay, ready! Steady!
03:36And toast the toast!
03:38Steady! Steady!
03:39Oh, which side?
03:40Oh!
03:41It's butter side up!
03:44If we say up!
03:45You are a winner!
03:48Thank you for your precious time, Miss Tara!
03:51After all that work!
03:53After all that work, you probably need a holiday!
03:58Pantoy!
04:03The persistent Adrian Mills!
04:08These are the feet of man called Mr. Adrian Mills!
04:13This is his adorak!
04:14And this is his face!
04:17Many years ago, he used to be a consumer champion on a program called That's Life!
04:22The one thing Mr. Adrian Mills learned is that persistence pays!
04:27So, with this in mind, Banzai has agreed to give him one penny for every second he can hold up
04:34this bus at the bus stop, using only his powers of persistence!
04:38So, how much do you think he'll win?
04:42Would it be?
04:43A. Less than 30 pence?
04:46B. 31 to 60 pence?
04:49C. 61 to 90 pence?
04:53Or D. 91 to 120 pence?
04:57Pence!
04:57Face your crystalline!
05:00Remember!
05:01One second equals one penny!
05:03So every 2nd counts!
05:05How long we do it for?
05:07Bé in bien!
05:10Okay!
05:11Here's the bus!
05:12And here goes!
05:14A. being very polite and betting everyone else on first!
05:18Dallard! After ya own 16!
05:20Little do they suspect he is about to bugger up their journey?
05:28come on mr. Adrian hold that bus whoa that's the clock to I want to go to the
05:36next stop and we want to squeeze it to 70s come on with some news come on so I
05:43want to go to the next I can't be a musical I want to go to the next to
05:4870s yeah it's looking good no no he's not with me don't go and pay for your wife
05:52and she's down the road so I want to go now mate well do you get on mate you go
05:57what literally no she's coming from Bundchen she's just going to cross from
06:00over at Bundchen oh god he's good he's good
06:02when you get the bus behind tell him for three minutes you've got to wait 40
06:05minutes three minutes mate blimey he's pretty good liar
06:10yeah I'll take this yeah get the one behind two minutes behind me
06:15two minutes two minutes behind me mate but nobody might stop
06:18do you want to come I'm late oh no no no no I'm on you late as well you can't
06:23look at it you're on the bus do you want to come on the bus or down here
06:25um I'd love to come on the bus but I just want you to get on the bus as well
06:28oh my god
06:29oh that's moving up step up step up step up so um but he's still holding up the bus
06:36if she's here I could wait I know I'm just waiting actually I don't know where I am
06:39keep clock running please oh I've got to get off then okay Mr. Adrian is demonstrating
06:44out of standing past sisters in the field of bus stopping
06:48no no okay no no no I understand no no I understand no no I understand okay sorry
06:53stop the clock stop it 81 seconds that means a reward of 81 pence 81 pence
07:02that's the price of a cornetto
07:05congratulations
07:06congratulations Mr. Adrian Milks
07:10Banzai
07:14the dance of the goth
07:18three gothic men dancing to a mystery song that only they can hear gothic people love to
07:25dance a serious spooky dance like they ghost or perhaps undead or like a dad at the disco
07:32question is by examining closely goth moves can you identify the tune they are dancing to
07:40is it a when you are in love with a beautiful woman by dr. hook when you're in love with
07:52a beautiful woman by dr. hook
08:10or c but my uncle john from jamaica by the venga boys
08:20so what is the dance of the goth
08:24is it a when you are in love with a beautiful woman by dr. hook
08:47then you say a congratulations you're some sort of dancing goth expert maybe you don't want to do that
08:54Maybe you should get out more.
09:00BUNZOI!
09:05The mystery fizz can.
09:09Six cans of beer.
09:11Five cans, nice to drink.
09:13One can, not nice.
09:14You'll explode in your face.
09:18Shut up!
09:20Who will get it?
09:22I don't know.
09:23Mark Griffin versus Alan Spencer have agreed to fight it out head to head.
09:29So, who do you think will win?
09:31Press bets now!
09:33Come on, quick, quick, quick!
09:36Which you think it will be?
09:37Come on, come on!
09:39It's going to be one!
09:40Pick, pick, pick!
09:42Betting finished!
09:45It is time.
09:49Now, Mark takes a can.
09:51He must show courage and open it in front of his face.
09:54Be brave!
09:58He is showing great courage.
10:02Oh-ho, he lucky!
10:04Ha-ha-ha!
10:06Next, it is Alan's turn.
10:09One can down, five to go.
10:14He has chosen.
10:15Is it loaded?
10:17Huh?
10:18No!
10:19He also lucky!
10:24Back to Mark.
10:26Two can down, four to go.
10:29Oh-ho!
10:29He's a mountain!
10:30He nervous!
10:32Be a man, Mark!
10:33Open the can!
10:34Courage must be his friend.
10:37Will good fortune also shine upon him?
10:39Yes!
10:40He also came!
10:44Three can down, three to go.
10:47Remember, to guess is cheap.
10:49To guess wrong is expensive.
10:51Do it!
10:52Do it!
10:53Do it!
10:55Oh-ho!
10:56He's lucky!
10:58Four can down, only two to go.
11:01Outcome of gamble rest on next move.
11:05Good luck, Mark!
11:09Is it loaded?
11:11He's away!
11:15Ha!
11:16Ha!
11:18Ha!
11:21Ha!
11:22Ha!
11:22Ha!
11:22Ha!
11:22Ha!
11:25Ha!
11:25Banzai!
11:29That's all from part one.
11:31There are still plenty more gambling opportunities in part two, including...
11:35The Stupid Dog Sausage Challenge!
11:40Mr. Shake Hands Man!
11:42Thank you!
11:43And...
11:44The Chesney Tune Challenge!
11:46Ha!
11:46Ha!
11:47Banzai!
11:49End of part one!
12:00Banzai!
12:02Banzai!
12:03Banzai!
12:04Now!
12:05Ha!
12:07Ha!
12:10The Chesney Tune Challenge!
12:16This Mr. Chesney Hawks.
12:19For a very short time he was big time pop star pin-up, despite having strange facial markings.
12:25About all that history.
12:26Now, all he has left is his music.
12:29Mr. Chesney Tune Challenge.
12:33Rules of Chesney Tune Challenge, quite simple.
12:37Mr. Chesney sits on Banzai Park Bench listening to his tunes through headphones.
12:43Three new metal strangers will take it in turns sitting next to him and attempt to guess what band he
12:49is listening to.
12:50Each metal man gets just ten seconds to listen to Chesney's tune before they make a guess.
12:57The one who guesses right is the winner. Understand? Good.
13:03So, Banzai Gambler, which metal man you think will solve the riddle of Chesney's tune?
13:10Man number one. He called Lear.
13:13Man number two. He called James.
13:16Or, man number three. He called Ross.
13:21So, what do you think?
13:23Place your bets now. Put your money down. Hurry up.
13:26Don't waste Mr. Chesney's time. He got better things to do, you know?
13:30Well, maybe not. But have a bet anyway.
13:34Okay. Begging ends.
13:38Let the game begin.
13:40First metal man to go is Rihada.
13:43If you bet on him, keep your fingers crossed.
13:46Time for Chesney to unleash his tune.
13:50Blimey. It's very loud, isn't it?
13:52Mr. Chesney must be there for something.
13:55What is it, eh? I don't know.
13:57Oh, time is up.
13:59Metal man must write down who he think it is.
14:02What's his answer? What's he writing?
14:04Oh, he records slip-blood singing Wait and Bleed.
14:08What's that? I never heard of it.
14:10Is he right?
14:12Oh, no!
14:14Ravish!
14:16Time for second guessing.
14:19Okay, let's go!
14:21Oh, nice sound. I love this.
14:26Oh, this is very easy peasy.
14:29Time up.
14:30Must write down his guessing.
14:32What's he going for?
14:33Okay.
14:35Yes, finish.
14:37Spine shank.
14:38Question mark.
14:39What's the question mark?
14:41Has he got right?
14:43Oh, yes!
14:45Right! He's right!
14:47Well done, man!
14:48Thank you, Mr. Chesney.
14:51It's nice to see you again.
14:54Bonsoir!
14:55The famous person, Paul Booth Poser.
15:01This week, Mr. Sean, you twisting my Melon Man rider.
15:07Mr. Sean, everybody know you for your international pop singing.
15:12But what would you do in the following situation?
15:15The Middle East peace talks have reached a critical stage.
15:19All the leaders are far too busy to clean their own bottom.
15:23Things are getting very tense.
15:24The U.N. have asked you to help them out and save the day.
15:29But whose bottom you clean first?
15:32A. Yasser Arafat.
15:35B. Colonel Gaddafi.
15:38C. Saddam Hussein.
15:41So, which one you think he choose?
15:44Arafat, Gaddafi, or Hussein?
15:45Arafat, Gaddafi, or Hussein?
15:47Place this now!
15:49Come on!
15:50Quick, quick, quick!
15:51Make up your mind!
15:53Get the move on!
15:54Bidding finished!
15:57So, who he choose?
16:10He go for Yasser Arafat.
16:13Mr. Sean Ryder, he like wiping the bottom of Mr. Yasser Arafat.
16:17Oh, I never know he was that way inclined.
16:24Mr. Shep-Bong-Zo-Y!
16:31Mr. Shake Hands-Man!
16:36Mr. Shake Hands-Man!
16:38Mr. Shake Hands-Man like to shake hands with celebrity people for a long time.
16:42So far, his greatest shaking was with Miss Donna Eyre when he broke all known shaking records with four minutes.
16:52But the question that is asked is, how long do you think he managed to shake hands with old Saint
16:58Lady Mel Blatt for?
17:00Will it be A, more than Donna Eyre, or B, less than Donna Eyre?
17:08Will he break his shaking record?
17:10Yes or no?
17:12Yes or no?
17:13Yes or no?
17:17Yes or no?
17:18Yes or no?
17:18Yes or no?
17:19Come on!
17:20Will there be a whole lot of shaking going on?
17:23Okay!
17:24Time is up!
17:33I have all my money everywhere I go.
17:41Oh, I'm not very saintly!
17:44You say I'm really good at Japanese.
17:45So I have a very fine character or not.
17:49I try to be unsuccessfully ask her what star sign she is
17:56anyway but over time you are oh good question
18:01Aries means to me there nice fire fire so what sort of boyfriend oh so
18:16comfortable perhaps we are about to witness shaking history tonight no not
18:26only that you have to be more eager now well we're not very competitive so we
18:31always sort of fail it he completely in control it's the taking part that counts
18:35that's what we always what's good actually yeah all your aunt is be friends
18:40all the time come on steady steady yeah okay thank you oh no hold your hoses
18:47sayonara oh no it's all over 82 seconds and nowhere near world record what went wrong
18:59you make it look so easy then it's all over maybe he lost it or something I don't
19:04know maybe it all over for Mr. Seikazuma so sad what else we got
19:18Bonsai this little dog he called a pipe we make him look stupid by putting on big
19:24circular plastic collar now we are ready to play the stupid dog sausage challenge
19:34the rules of stupid dog challenge very simple we take one hungry stupid dog with
19:41big plastic collar in front of him a special Bonsai device with four different
19:46shaped windows on front behind the device his tasty plate of sausages unfortunately for stupid
19:54dog his plastic collar means only round window will allow access to sausage reward other three
20:02will cause hilarious rejection but how long you think it will take stupid dog to work out this
20:09sneaky sausage puzzle will it be a less than 20 seconds B 20 to 40 seconds C 40 to 60
20:20seconds
20:35okay time for challenge to begin there we go
20:41here it goes cheeky chappy release the stupid dog here it goes
20:49oh no you stupid dog what the stupid doesn't work
20:59what you think what the stupid dog impossible
21:07sausages will never be yours at this rate
21:09sausages will never be yours at this rate
21:09sausages will never be yours at this rate
21:11oh no
21:13what's he doing
21:14what's he going
21:16he going around back to have a look
21:19come on come back
21:20oh here come
21:22gently gently
21:23gently
21:24oh it's very good
21:25it's very good
21:26it is good enough
21:27come on you stupid dog
21:29closer closer closer closer closer closer closer
21:32yeah haha he he got it
21:34if you said C 40 to 60 seconds
21:38you are a winner
21:41what a stupid dog
21:50that's all from Banzai coming soon
21:53the deaf dumb and blind kid pinball wizard wager
22:00the find the lady lingerie flutter
22:06M celebrity office chair curling on ice
22:12till next time
22:14benzo
22:26oh no
22:29oh
23:00Radar.
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