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00:05BANZAI!
00:09Play at home fun.
00:11From a land where anything is truly possible, comes new gambling opportunities.
00:19Place your bets now, it's time to play BANZAI!
00:28BANZAI!
00:36BANZAI!
00:39Place your bets now!
00:50BANZAI!
00:51The Wonky Eye Gentleman Gamble!
00:56Five blokes in a row.
00:58One of them has something to hide.
01:00He has a dodgy eye that makes you think he's looking over your shoulder when he's actually staring straight at
01:06you.
01:07So, can you tell which one it is?
01:09Is man with wonky eye number one?
01:14Very interesting.
01:16Maybe at number two.
01:18Could he be Mr. Wonky?
01:21Could be number three.
01:23He look a bit dodgy.
01:26What about number four?
01:29He giving nothing away.
01:32Or is it number five?
01:34He definitely got dodgy haircut.
01:36But has he got dodgy eye?
01:39So, which man you think has his eyes all akimbo?
01:43Is it one, two, three, four, or five?
01:48Bet now!
01:49Come on!
01:50Bet!
01:50Bet!
01:51Bet!
01:51Come on!
01:52Pick a number!
01:53Any number!
01:54One, two, three, four, or five!
01:57No more bets!
02:00I'm a little bit dizzy.
02:01If you say man number one has a squeaky eye, you are a loser.
02:10If you go for number five, you're wrong!
02:16He's not wonky man either!
02:18Ha ha ha!
02:20But if you say number two...
02:25Congratulations!
02:27What you looking at, fella?
02:29What you looking at?
02:30No, no, no, seriously.
02:31What are you staring at?
02:40Still lots of gambling opportunities to come on Banzai!
02:45But first...
02:50The Peter Purvis!
02:52Satanic message puzzle!
02:55Peter Purvis, famous for being in Blue Peter, Craft, and Kickstart programs.
03:02But he's not so famous for being in league with the Lord of Darkness, Satan himself.
03:08Problem is, when he working for Beelzebub, he only able to communicate backwards.
03:16Yes!
03:17Well, yes, he is of course!
03:20But yes, he has to be a good dilemma.
03:23And he will correct his own, though.
03:24He is of course!
03:26Innipera!
03:27The Spider-Man, Casuals and Beelzebub, the Leecher are hopeless!
03:28Well, can you check out the world of four powers?
03:31Yeah!
03:32It is...
03:33I'm going to find a room where the people are.
03:34...than the BLU PETER of the Garden were just the same!
03:37...which is a good idea!
03:38I hear all these questions.
03:39...or if they're not!
03:40... then I'm going to leave the world of the people!
03:42Christopher, dress your wives like Vorderman, for she is Satan's slut bitch!
03:47Want to hear it one more time? Okay? Here he goes!
04:06So, what is the answer to this Peter Pervis puzzler?
04:12Praise your pets now! Come on! You don't need to believe in God! Come on! Come on!
04:18What is it going to be?
04:21Back in the end!
04:24Time to decipher the devil words of Pervis and see what evil he's spouting!
04:34For the love of Lucifer, dress your wives like Vorderman, for she is Satan's slut bitch!
04:43Oh! If you say V, you're a winner!
04:48Vorderman is Satan's very old slut bitch!
04:51Oh blimey! I always wondered why she got work!
04:55What?
04:59What?
05:00Die!
05:03This lady, top page the lovely called Jackie!
05:06She may look pretty, but be warned, for she is also a deadly hunter with a crack shot!
05:13Today, she will be hunting this! A sexy rubber lady doll!
05:25The Floaty Lady Firearms Flutter!
05:32Banzai inflate five sexy rubber lady dolls, and attach them to floaty balloons!
05:39Then, we let them rule free in the countryside!
05:43The question is, how many of these flirty floaty ladies will the lovely Miss Jackie manage to blow to bits?
05:51To make it more tricky, we only give the lovely Miss Jackie five shots to complete her task!
05:58Mmm! So, how many floaty sexy targets do you think she can hit?
06:04One, two, three, four, or five?
06:07One, two, three, four, or five?
06:10Press your bets now!
06:12Will she be Dead Eye Dick or Calamity Jane?
06:15Are you feeling lucky, punk?
06:17Five shots!
06:18Five plastic ladies!
06:20How many?
06:20Six!
06:21Bending ends!
06:24Let's shooting commence!
06:27Hai!
06:29Douzo!
06:33Fast shot!
06:34Take aim, and...
06:37Fire!
06:38Yah!
06:40Yes!
06:41Lady Door One is wounded!
06:43Good shot!
06:46Time for a second shooting!
06:50Take your time, Jackie!
06:53Deep breath!
06:56Stay calm!
06:58She shoots!
07:00Yes!
07:01Lady Door deflected legs fast!
07:04She's crumbling all up on the grass!
07:05Ah-yah-yah-yah!
07:09Number three now, in her sight!
07:13Oh, yes!
07:15Plastic Woman 3 has bitten the dust as well!
07:18Out of something, Page 3 is shooting!
07:20Three out of three!
07:24Look at goal number four!
07:26It's trying to hide on the ground!
07:29Jackie's voting!
07:31Aim!
07:33Fire!
07:33Fire!
07:35Oh!
07:36No mercy here from Page 3's shooter!
07:39Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:42Hold on this!
07:45Come on, Jackie!
07:48Shooter back down to Earth!
07:54Bam! Bam!
07:56Plastic Lady dead!
07:57No hesitation!
07:58All five Lady Doors dead as doodos!
08:01Amazing shooting from Paisley Jackie!
08:04If you bet five, you are a winner!
08:07Congratulations!
08:11Banzai!
08:13Oh, no!
08:14Oh, no!
08:17Oh!
08:17Gone in 60 seconds!
08:20Ah-yah-h!
08:23This, a fat man called Stavros!
08:26He from Greece!
08:27This, a plate of twelve fish fingers!
08:29The question we are asking is,
08:31Do you think he can eat all twelve fish fingers in one minute?
08:35Will they be gone in 60 seconds?
08:37Yes or no?
08:38What is going to be? The fat man or fishminger? Fatty or fishy? Fatty or fishy?
08:45Play your bets now! Come on!
08:49Bet! Bet! Time running out!
08:53Betting ends!
08:55So, who will be victorious in this fast food flutter?
09:0060 seconds on the clock! Ready? Go!
09:07He's starting very well.
09:09Look at the size of him. He either good at eating or he has very, very big bones.
09:18He's eating! Munching it! Munching it! Yes! Come on! Come on! Eat it! Eat it! Come on! Come on!
09:291, 2, 3, 4, 5! 5 left! 5 left! Yes!
09:29Approaching 30 seconds! He nearly halfway through!
09:33But he got 2 up! Not harder in the second half if he going to make it!
09:37Come on, fat man! Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit!
09:47Come on! Come on! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! 5 left! 5 left! Yes! Good! Yes!
09:56Not much time left!
09:58Master Skull Quicker!
10:01Come on!
10:02Get him down, you!
10:05Oh! Oh, no! Time up! That's it!
10:08He failed! Fat man failed!
10:11If you bet on him, you're wrong!
10:14It appears stupidity has put you on his Christmas card list!
10:20Banzai! Banzai!
10:24Banzai!
10:25Banzai!
10:25This football striker he called Andrew Tricker!
10:29He perfect goal scoring machine in every way!
10:33Except, he only got one leg!
10:37This goalkeeper, he called Lorenzo Dosen!
10:40He got both legs and reactions like a cat!
10:43But, he only got one arm!
10:47Banzai put them together!
10:49Because we thought it might be an...
10:51Interesting Penalty Shooter!
10:54Clangguram!
10:57It's a very tense situation!
10:59But which will prevail?
11:02Powerful leg of Andrew?
11:03Or mighty arm of Lorenzo?
11:05Brace a bit now!
11:07Come on!
11:08Who could it be?
11:09I'd like to recruit Lorenzo with one arm!
11:12What do you think?
11:13Hit!
11:13Bidding!
11:14End!
11:17Okay!
11:18At best of three!
11:20Andrew and Lorenzo both ready!
11:22On referee's whistle!
11:28Oh!
11:29He sent Lorenzo along the way with a cheeky side hook!
11:32Made the keeper look like a fool!
11:33Oh!
11:33Oh!
11:34He knows it!
11:35See again!
11:38Good skills, Andrew!
11:40Lorenzo committed too early!
11:43Second penalty!
11:47He shoot!
11:48Oh!
11:49What a save by Lorenzo!
11:51Oh, let's see it again!
11:54Andrew tried to place it on Lorenzo's unarmed side!
11:58But he guessed right!
12:00One each!
12:01Oh!
12:02Oh!
12:02It's getting interesting now!
12:04Oh!
12:05It's all on this!
12:06Whole gamble rests on just one kick!
12:09Tension mounting!
12:15Oh!
12:16Amazing shot!
12:18Top corner!
12:19Let's see that again!
12:23Goal!
12:26Ha ha!
12:31If you bet on Andrew, congratulations!
12:34You must be over the moon!
12:37Outstanding!
12:38Outstanding!
12:39Yeah!
12:42You must be over the moon!
12:47Goal!
12:51The power of a dream!
12:53You must be over the moon!
12:54And you must be over the moon!
12:57You must be over the moon!
12:59And you must be over the moon!
13:02You must be over the moon!
13:24three gentlemen one a genuine athlete who can meet great heights with a pole
13:30other two are imposters who have no real skill whatsoever can you tell which is the real
13:37pole vault man number one is it all just an act or is it for real maybe it number two
13:45is he the real
13:47pole vault man could be three is he leaving you a very dance up the garden park so out of
13:55the three
13:55who you think it will be him him or him place your bets now hurry up shut up
14:10did you say it was number two well here he comes so good luck
14:18running up oh no he crashed he is a two that you're wrong he loves it so number three in
14:28action
14:30looking good he making jump
14:38let's look at number one it better be him or this a complete and other waste of time
14:44looks amazing but must have been there here he goes
14:49he over the power magnificent pole vaulting what a lovely picture
14:56okay what things we got
15:03mr shake hands man
15:06mr shake hands man like to shake hands with celebrity people for long time
15:14last time mr shake hands man broke all known records by shaking the hand of big breakfast blondie
15:21mrs donna air for over four and a half minutes
15:25but uh how long you think he shake hands with blue-eyed boy of pop mr ronan keating for
15:31and will it be a under one minute b one minute exactly or c over one minute
15:47thank you
15:50is
15:54sophomores
15:56as though
15:56and
15:56because i believe that the player
16:00so rare
16:01and toí•
16:09so
16:10Second! That's rubbish!
16:13Mr. Shakehandsman, you have brought this honor upon yourself, your family, and the house of Banzai.
16:20This morning, what else we got?
16:28Banzai!
16:31This is Mr. Sean Ryder from Happy Monday and the Black Crate.
16:38Everybody know him as the Mad Boy of Pop, with a fondness for substances of an exotic nature.
16:45But the question we are asking is, how much coke does Mr. Sean weigh?
16:57Sean Ryder Coke Conundrum!
17:01Rules of Coke Conundrum, quite simple.
17:04We put Mr. Ryder on end of Special Banzai Seesaw.
17:08At the other end is large pile of cola drink in can.
17:13Referee will place packs of can onto Seesaw and attempt to lift Mr. Ryder into the air.
17:20Each pack contains 24 cans.
17:23Game ends when Mr. Sean go up in the air.
17:26Understand?
17:27Good!
17:28So, how much coke do you think it takes to get Singerman Sean higher?
17:33Will it be A, 100 to 150 cans?
17:38B, 150 to 200 cans?
17:42Or C, 200 to 600 cans?
17:46Place your bets now!
17:49Quick! Quick! Quick!
17:51How much?
17:52Come on!
17:53Walk it out for yourself!
17:55Biscuit Brain Surgery!
18:00Begging the end!
18:03Referee is ready.
18:05And Mr. Sean, he also ready.
18:07Begin the bet!
18:10First consignment going on.
18:13It's going to take more than that to shift Sean.
18:16Number three.
18:19No one, including Mr. Sean, can defy the law of physics.
18:23Or can they?
18:25No, they can't.
18:27Even when your lover is done, done, done, done.
18:31Putting several on.
18:32Oh, no!
18:33That's too heavy.
18:34Stop, stop, stop it, stop it.
18:36The packs are too big.
18:37Must chop them up into smaller amounts.
18:40One at a time.
18:41Feeling alright.
18:42Everything is uptight.
18:44Listen to a song because ding, ding, ding, ding.
18:46Be quite big broke, innit?
18:48What looks sunny.
18:49Everyone is funny.
18:51When they sing a song because ding, ding, ding.
18:53One more.
18:54Still no sign of upward pop star movement.
18:58Maybe a few more.
19:01Be careful now.
19:04Gentle.
19:08Getting close now.
19:12One more.
19:17One more.
19:20It's a delicate job, innit?
19:23Say goodbye.
19:24Get, get, oh.
19:26Easy, easy.
19:28Oh!
19:29Yes!
19:30Wow, there!
19:32He, he, he, that is.
19:34Outstanding!
19:36One day, man, is up in the air.
19:39Please stop the count.
19:41How many?
19:43157 cans!
19:46If you said B, 150 to 200 cans, you are a winner.
19:52Thank you, Mr. Sean Ryder.
19:54You really not that bad broke at all, are you?
20:00Bantai!
20:01We give Mr. Shake Hands Man one more chance to redeem himself.
20:06Because he only lasts for eight seconds.
20:08With Monday Boisel Man, Ronan.
20:11So, what about minor member Mr. Keith Duffy?
20:14How long you think he lasts?
20:16Will it be A, less than 60 seconds, B, 61 to 120 seconds, C, over 121 seconds.
20:28Place your bets now!
20:38Come on, Mr. Shake Hands Man, your reputation is up straight.
20:41Starts the clock!
20:43I'm from Banzai.
20:44A new programme for Channel 4.
20:47Okay, lovely.
20:48So, how's it doing with France?
20:51You want to keep me high enough, okay?
20:54I'm doing with your boys alone.
20:55Yeah, boys alone.
20:56I know a new programme coming over, you know.
21:00Need a topical question.
21:01Mr. Shake Hands Man, ask me about the boys alone.
21:04I'm glad you like it.
21:05And how about the future?
21:06The future?
21:07Well, boys alone are having a break at the moment.
21:10But we hope to get back together next November for a big tour in Britain and Ireland.
21:14He's so boring.
21:16We're not care what he got to say.
21:18All we're interested in is hand shaking.
21:20We got a bet on here.
21:22We got a bet on freedom, isn't it, as a singer?
21:24Absolutely, yeah, you've got to be able to do what you want to do.
21:26At the moment, the individuals and boys alone are...
21:29He's shaking it good and proper.
21:31...enjoying doing that.
21:32They've done the same job for seven years.
21:34So they're just doing something different for a while, you know.
21:36Yeah, rather than waving behind the guys.
21:39Now you're featured as a solo singer, almost, with a friend...
21:43He made it past one minute!
21:45Thank you very much.
21:46You've got a great handshake, can I say.
21:48Oh, I do.
21:49Yeah, you're a very warm-hearted person, you know, it's very Irish, that, you know.
21:53What brings you here for tonight?
21:55I'm here tonight...
21:56This is a real return to home!
21:59Good shaking!
22:00Come on!
22:00I'm going to auction off.
22:02Gently, that's it.
22:03Good, good!
22:04So, what sort of items for the charity...
22:07Can we stop shaking for a second?
22:09Just for a second.
22:10Yeah?
22:10Easy, slow, easy.
22:11There you go, there you go.
22:12Oh, no, it's all over!
22:15Stop the clock!
22:16What time he make?
22:18Ninety seconds exactly!
22:20Congratulations, Mr. Checkersman, for restoring glory and honor to House of Banzai!
22:26What a smashing fellow he is!
22:28Ha-ha!
22:40That's all from Banzai this week!
22:42Next week, an animal scientific experiment with Dizzy Kittens!
22:52Who will feel the shorts of shame?
22:58So, until then...
23:13Banzai...
23:14What you looking at, eh?
23:16Yeah!
23:18Yeah!
23:18Yeah!
23:21Yeah!
23:28Japanese people are quite like Irish people.
23:30They're very, very friendly.
23:31PUSH!
23:32PUSH!
23:33PUSH!
23:34PUSH!
23:37PUSH!
23:37PUSH!
23:37PUSH!
23:38PUSH!
23:38PUSH!
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