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00:00Manzai!
00:04Play at Home Fun.
00:06From a land where anything is truly possible, comes new gambling opportunities.
00:14Place your bets now, it's time to play Manzai!
00:23Manzai!
00:46A BIRTHDAY BOY BRAD DECISION!
00:52Today is very special day for this young man.
00:56Today he has turned 16.
00:59His name is Mr. Andrew.
01:02Mr. Cheeky Chappy has assembled five ladies,
01:06all in their dressing gowns.
01:09Young Andrew will be asked to look at all the ladies in turn
01:13and then choose his big favorite.
01:16Then as a special birthday treat,
01:19chosen lady will sit on his knee in her under things.
01:24Oh, blimey! They all old enough to be his mother.
01:27Quite kinky actually, isn't it?
01:29I'm her closer look, mister.
01:32Yeah, lady number one.
01:34She called Ruth and she Blondie Lady.
01:37Very nice.
01:38How about lady two?
01:41Her name Gale.
01:43Very pretty as well.
01:45Lady three is Simone.
01:47Oh, yes!
01:48She's definitely the one I would choose.
01:52Number four lady, Miss Lynn.
01:54She like a fine wine or old cheese or something.
01:58Last but not least is Mrs. Nancy.
02:01Could be.
02:02Could be.
02:03But what do you choose?
02:05One, two, three.
02:07That's Simone.
02:08My personal choice.
02:09Four or five.
02:11Play specs now.
02:12Come on, come on.
02:14Times are ticking.
02:15Get over the picking.
02:16Put yourself in his shoes.
02:18Which one he choose?
02:19No time to lose.
02:20What about you?
02:22Fitting ends.
02:25Okay.
02:27Time for revealing revelations, please.
02:29Mr. Andrew, please tell Cheeky Chappy your choice.
02:33Oh, he whispering now?
02:35He knows what he wants and how to get it.
02:38Mr. Chappy, please tell us.
02:41Number four.
02:43Point four.
02:44He said four, you win.
02:47Mrs. Lynn, please deliver your birthday presents.
02:52Amazing.
02:54She got suspended and everything.
02:56That classic sexiness.
02:58Mr. Andrew, man.
03:00Today, you came here as a birthday boy.
03:03You have left it as a birthday man.
03:06Well done, fella.
03:13Still lots more gambling opportunities to come on Banzai.
03:17But first.
03:19Look at lady one question.
03:22Lady one question.
03:24Like to say absolutely nothing to celebrity people for long time.
03:29Who she not talking to this time then?
03:33It's rude man, Mr. Graham Norton off the televisions.
03:37He very funny.
03:38Yes.
03:38Question is.
03:40How long should you be able to stay silent for in the company of Graham Norton man?
03:45Will it be A.
03:46Under 30 seconds.
03:48B.
03:4931 to 60 seconds.
03:51Or C.
03:5261 seconds and over.
03:55Flash your bets now.
03:57A, B or C.
03:58This is not about you or me.
04:00This is all about one silent little lady.
04:03Baby friends.
04:07Okay, here we go.
04:08Morton in position.
04:09Could you tell me a little bit about today?
04:11Stan's the clock.
04:12Today, I think it's just really about kind of celebrating ordinary people who've done extraordinary
04:16things.
04:17And they're the sort of stories that happen all the time, all over the country.
04:20And I just think it's really good to tell people, yes, we did notice you were doing
04:24an amazing thing.
04:25You know, because everyone here has just such an extraordinary story to tell.
04:38What happened?
04:39What's going on?
04:45He's just staring at her.
04:47He's like a gay scarecrow or something.
04:55What's the problem, Norton man?
05:00They are like two brave graduates doing a battle with their sword of silence.
05:12Absolutely no sign.
05:13No Norton man giving in.
05:20What's he doing?
05:21Hang in there, little lady.
05:23This is not over yet, lady.
05:25Keep your chin up.
05:26Don't let Norton man destroy everything you once cherished.
05:46Sorry, I forgot the question.
05:48Bro!
05:49She came in.
05:50Lady one question.
05:52She came in.
05:54She has been slain by the Norton man.
05:56So sad! That's a lot!
06:01How long?
06:02Ninety-four seconds!
06:04If you said three, then you were winner!
06:08Thank you, Lady One Question.
06:10It was good while it lasted.
06:12But your days of silent celebrity questioning are over.
06:18Seriously, it's time to go.
06:21Move on, Lady.
06:24No jokings.
06:26You finished on Banzai.
06:29Bleed my lips.
06:31It's all over!
06:34What else we got?
06:38Banzai!
06:44The fantastic frisbee ding-dong duo.
06:48Rules of flinging flutter are simple.
06:51Each frisbee fellow wears a Nazi-style helmet with a bell on top of it.
06:58On command, each will throw his disc straight at the head of his opponent.
07:03Their aim is to ring their opponent's bell.
07:06Winner is man who scores most opponent bell rings.
07:10Understand?
07:12Good.
07:13Man number one, he's known as the white knight.
07:18He's called PJ.
07:20This black knight, number two, he's called Henry.
07:27So, who will win, eh?
07:29Who you going to bat?
07:31A or B?
07:32Fight a block?
07:33Place your bets now!
07:36It's a dead-easy disc decision.
07:38Come on!
07:39It's a frisbee face platter.
07:41Which one get hit right in the helmet?
07:43Whose bell going tall?
07:45Baiting ends!
07:48Okay, time to do battle.
07:51First throw to Whitey.
07:54Will he ring Blacky's bell?
07:56Tension mounting.
07:59Aim, fire!
08:02Roar!
08:04Ravish, white man!
08:06Blacky, first throw now.
08:08Here he go.
08:09Wind it up.
08:10He ready.
08:11He steady.
08:12And throw it!
08:15He hit!
08:17But no bell ringings!
08:19It not count!
08:22Whitey, what a lucky escape there!
08:24His turn now!
08:26Here he go!
08:29Fight!
08:30Yes!
08:31Fire in the hole!
08:34Here come Black Knight.
08:36He need this one.
08:38This is personal.
08:40Place your mounting.
08:42It away!
08:43Oh, my!
08:44That will hurt!
08:46Amazing shot!
08:48Okay, White man next.
08:50This is final throw.
08:52Here come.
08:54No!
08:55He's rubbish!
08:56Nowhere near!
08:58All pressure on Blacky here.
09:00Tension ready mounting.
09:03Tension ready mounting.
09:03All the training.
09:04It comes down to this.
09:06Let's hit go, mister!
09:07I'm not ฮตแผ๏ฟฝs!
09:09I'm not there!
09:12You can race your way back!
09:16I'm not there!
09:17Green, papel!
09:20Outstanding!
09:22Greatness!
09:24Look!
09:25Look! Element capital beats!
09:28Believe me!
09:30Pansai!
09:32This! A genuine high-rise block of flats.
09:36This! Mr. Take That Top Man, Mark Owen.
09:41This! Mr. Elmo, he from Brush Strokes.
09:46Pansai bring all three together for a one-off gambling opportunity we like to call...
09:59A high-rise lift question with celebrity people.
10:05Rules to this lift question are very simple.
10:09Take that and Brush Strokes stand on the top floor of the flats.
10:14On command, they must race to the ground by using only the power of these lifts.
10:20Winner is the celebrity man who first makes it to the floor.
10:25The question is, who will win this high-rise prize?
10:29Mr. Mark Owen or Brush Strokes Elmo?
10:34Mark or Elmo?
10:35David or Goya?
10:37Little or large?
10:38Pressure bets not!
10:41Come on, come on! Don't mess around!
10:44Move us to the ground!
10:45I want you back!
10:46I want you back!
10:47I want you back!
10:48I want you back, oh girl!
10:49Lovely tune, my boss!
10:53Betting ends!
10:55Okay!
10:57They both in position!
10:59Away they go!
11:03Brilliant!
11:04Textbook closings!
11:07Table straight!
11:07Hey!
11:08It's going down now!
11:09This could be close, could it?
11:12Okay!
11:13This is the finish line!
11:14At any second, one of those lift doors could open!
11:18It's quite tense, actually!
11:20So, what do you reckon of this show so far?
11:24Well, there's room for improvement!
11:26I mean, it obviously not as good as last week!
11:29Oh!
11:31Goes without saying!
11:33Must be coming soon!
11:35Perhaps people have got on at other floors or something!
11:38Could be, could be!
11:39What's that?
11:40Yes!
11:41That's it!
11:42All over!
11:45Mark first!
11:47He's a winner!
11:48The Lord of the lifts!
11:51Elmo now!
11:52Oh, shape!
11:53Take that, Elmo man!
11:55Ha ha!
11:56I believe I'm ready!
11:59Ha ha!
12:02Twenty more gambling opportunities still to come on Banzai!
12:08Banzai!
12:10Ha ha!
12:11Press your bet tonight!
12:14This Scottish man is Mr. Doogie Donnelly Man!
12:18In England!
12:19He known only for presenting sport programs that no one watched!
12:23Like late night snooker highlights and curling!
12:26Oh!
12:27That's so embarrassing!
12:29Why does he bother, eh?
12:31Apparently, he's doing it cause he's sending out super secret insults to English people!
12:36How does he do that then?
12:38By drinking!
12:40In more school!
12:41He's so bang out of order!
12:44Ha ha!
12:46Look!
12:47There he is!
12:48He's off already!
12:50He just can't wait to start offending English people!
12:54Ha ha!
12:55He love it!
12:56But the question is, what bossy message is he blinking out?
13:01I've no idea!
13:02It's quite hard actually, isn't it?
13:05I normally just use a phone myself!
13:07Ha ha ha!
13:09So, is he blinking?
13:11A. I piss on your English hats!
13:14B. Your queen has the breath of lagers!
13:18C. Mr. Bobby Moore like to play with men's bottoms?
13:21Please bet, please!
13:24Don't, don't, don't!
13:26Dash, dash, dash!
13:27In our doogie blinking, what is he thinking?
13:31Betting lens!
13:35Okay, Mr. Doogie Man, it's show time!
13:40What you blinking on about?
13:41What was it?
13:43I-P-I-S-S-O-L!
13:48N!
13:49Oh my!
13:51Unbelievable!
13:52I piss on your...
13:56It could be anything really cool, isn't it?
13:59English...
14:00Huh?
14:01Hearts!
14:02Oh, I see now!
14:04Would you believe it?
14:06I piss on your English hearts!
14:09If you said A, a pissing one!
14:12You champion code breaking king!
14:17Badai!
14:19This is Mr. Peter Duncanman!
14:22The Blue Peter Presenter Man!
14:25Today, Duncanman is here to risk all!
14:29Against this...
14:31Attempting turkey tree!
14:33Interesting!
14:34It mean we can play...
14:45The trial of the tempting turkey tree!
14:50Growing on Banzai tree are six genuine turkeys!
14:55Within each bird, there is a secret surprise!
14:59One birdie bottom holds a proper 50 pound note!
15:04Duncanman must put his hand into each turkey bottom!
15:09Gamble is over!
15:11When he finally get his hands on the 50 pounds of turkey treasure!
15:15So, the question is...
15:18How many turkey bottoms will Peter Duncan have to look in before he win?
15:22Will it be...
15:24A, one or two bottoms?
15:26B, three to four behinds?
15:29Or...
15:30C, five to six turkey back beats?
15:32Treasure bets now!
15:35It's a tricky turkey tombola teaser!
15:38Shake a tail feather!
15:40Don't be a chicken!
15:41This turkey picking!
15:44Ah!
15:45Betting ends!
15:49Okay, here we go!
15:51Hoi!
15:52Here he goes!
15:53Must put hand in, Peter Man!
15:56That's it!
15:58Stick it in!
15:58Good and proper!
16:00Anything?
16:01Is there?
16:03Yes!
16:05It's Space Raiders!
16:08That's rubbish!
16:09Must choose another bottom, please!
16:12Second choosing now!
16:14He can't wait to get his hands up another turkey bottom!
16:18So good to see!
16:20That genuine hunger!
16:22Here he goes!
16:23What you got, mister?
16:25Show us, please!
16:27Oh, no!
16:29Ten mayfares!
16:30That not what we after, mister!
16:32Move on, please!
16:34Okay!
16:35He choosing turkey number three now!
16:38Hai, dozo!
16:39Maybe third bird lucky!
16:42There she blows!
16:45Pling now?
16:47Is it?
16:48Maybe?
16:50Yes!
16:53He found it!
16:55Fifty pounds!
16:57Outstanding!
16:59If you said answer B!
17:02Three to four bottoms!
17:03You passed the turkey tree trial!
17:06Quick! What else we got?
17:08Banzai! Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
17:16Banzai!
17:17He likes to play his keyboards with this!
17:21His hand!
17:23This man called himself Mr. Rick Wakeman!
17:27He also famous for playing keyboards!
17:30And he also got...
17:32A hand!
17:34Today, both hands will play with this!
17:37A genuine keyboard piano!
17:40It is time for...
17:53A fantastic fast fingering flutter!
17:58Rules are very, very simple!
18:01On command, each piano man must press all the notes on the keyboard from the bottom...
18:08Hai!
18:09To the top!
18:11Hai!
18:12Piano man must hit giant button to finish!
18:16So, who will win this tricky keyboard contest, eh?
18:20Which one will be quickest on his piano finger sticks?
18:24Will it be A, Mr. Mike Lizard man?
18:27Or B, Mr. Rick Wakeman man?
18:30Treasure bets now!
18:33Pick a piano man!
18:34Come on! It easy!
18:36It's a fast fingering flutter!
18:38Bidding wins!
18:42Okay!
18:43Time for a tricky test to begin!
18:45Mr. Wakeman man is first to go!
18:49Are you ready?
18:50Are you steady?
18:52Starts the clock!
18:53Hear away like the wind!
18:55That's fast!
18:56Come on, Wakeman man!
18:58Faster, faster, faster!
19:01Is it?
19:01Yes!
19:02Yes!
19:03Clock stopped!
19:04How long though?
19:05How long the Wakeman take?
19:069.6 seconds!
19:09So fast!
19:10Amazing!
19:11He like wrapped up a piano drain pipe!
19:14He take it to the top in under 10 seconds!
19:18Level 42 turn now!
19:20Okay, Mr. Mike.
19:21Your turn, fella!
19:23Oh!
19:24Ready?
19:25Steady?
19:26Starts the clock!
19:28He quick to hit it!
19:30This gonna be close!
19:32Listen!
19:32Look!
19:33Wakeman must be worried!
19:36Yes!
19:37Yes!
19:389.1 seconds!
19:41He's done it!
19:42The top-class ivory ticklings!
19:45He-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
19:51If you said, hey, that Level 42 would win this marvellous musical match, you are a winner!
19:58Yes!
20:07Well, that's it then!
20:09Finito!
20:10Goodnight, Vienna!
20:13Oh, really?
20:14No more?
20:15I am afraid not, old friend!
20:17It's all over.
20:19Oh, disappointed.
20:21Well, Mr. Cheeky Chappy does have one more thing up his sleeve.
20:25Oh?
20:26What else have we got?
20:28A catalogue of cook-ups.
20:33This Christmas, put your hand on Dimmock's dirty love pillows.
20:39For Satan's sake, she has no bra and is asking for it.
20:45Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
20:52Oh!
20:54Done.
20:55Sorry.
20:55Hey!
20:58Hey!
21:02Hey!
21:31Hey!
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22:31Hey!
22:35Nigai na nao waasu rete
22:38Ni kui ano ko wa waasu rete
22:41Odoi tsuzukete itai
22:44Yoru na no sa
22:48Tsuki ga kuru da ke chitte mo
22:51Hoshi ga moerete ojite mo
22:54Odoi tsuzukete itai
22:58Yoru na no sa
23:00Hey!
23:03U twat
23:04U twat
23:08U twat
23:10U twat
23:11U twat
23:12I think it's U twat
23:20Radar
23:22Radar
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