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Original Broadcast Date: January 31st 2018
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00:00People of Earth, attention.
00:30Thank you, thank you. Hello, how are you? Happy New Year. Or, as Michaelia Cash might put it...
00:45Good to see you. Good to see you. Happy New Year.
00:49So, everyone, enjoy the Australia Day, Invasion Day, whatever-won't-offend-anyone weekend.
00:55Yeah, look, I was a bit ambivalent about it as well.
00:59Frankly, I can't see how we can celebrate anything on January 26th any more for a couple of reasons.
01:04Firstly, I lost out on Young Australian of the Year.
01:09Again. I mean, this is the 50th year in a row now.
01:14All power to Samantha Kerr, but I do that.
01:19Through a hoop every day here at the ABC, for you.
01:23Second reason I can't celebrate Australia Day any more is that, from now on,
01:26it's always going to be the day that Sophie Monk and Stu Laundie announced their relationship was over.
01:31Now, as we know, the pair met just a few months ago on the spinster,
01:36and from where I was sitting, the relationship looked rock solid.
01:41But on Friday, with a very heavy heart, Sophie Instagrammed the sad news, saying,
01:46Because I entered this relationship so publicly, I know I owe an answer to Australia about my personal life.
01:53Well, I know I'd know.
01:57Well, speaking on behalf of Australia, I waive that debt.
02:02I honestly don't want that answer.
02:09What I want is a day when the whole country can come together as one without the cloud of these sorts of sad events hanging over it.
02:16And I know when it comes to Australia Day, it's different for each of us,
02:19because, as Donald Trump says, there are two sides to every simplistic argument.
02:24And, as we know, in both groups there are those who are alt-right and there are those who are alt-wrong.
02:30But I want to focus on those who, in the lead-up to our National Day, were trying to effect a change for the better.
02:37Now, as we know...
02:42As we know, troublemaker youth radio station Triple J decided to shift its annual Hottest 100 from January 26th
02:48in support of the Change the Day movement.
02:51And this left a gap in the Making a List of Songs You Like market,
02:54which was very, very helpfully filled by the alt-voice of youth, Cory Bernardi.
03:01Now, Triple M did one too, but Cory's was ad-free.
03:06The Australian Conservatives 100 playlist really rocked too, in my opinion.
03:10It had Savage Gardens to the Moon and Back, The Hilltop Hood's 1955,
03:15Midnight Oil's Power on the Passion,
03:17and unlike the M's and the J's, Cory got to engage with the artists he was featuring.
03:22Savage Gardens Darren Hayes, for example, tweeting when he heard the news,
03:26I don't support your party values or views.
03:30Remove my music from your promotions.
03:33The Hilltop Hood's posting,
03:35Go fuck yourself at Cory Bernardi.
03:42But Midnight Oil's Peter Garrett, taking a contrary view,
03:45issued this statement about being included, saying it was lovely.
03:50But none of this phased Cory.
03:52He is, after all, one of the Conservatives' phaseless men.
03:57As he said of the artists he had used to further his agenda,
04:02I don't have to enjoy their political or social activism to say,
04:06hey, they're talented.
04:08Exactly. I mean, solid rock is just a good song you can dance to.
04:12Saw the white sails in the sun, yeah.
04:15White man, white law, white gun, yeah.
04:18See, it's infectious.
04:19And as Cory says, ultimately, you can divorce politics from enjoying someone's craft.
04:24And hopefully, more and more people can enjoy Cory's craft by doing just that.
04:29Now, the other positive contribution came from former PM Tony Abbott.
04:34He...
04:35He saw there was division across our country
04:47and decided not only to pour oil over troubled waters,
04:50but set fire to it as well.
04:53Assuring Ray Hadley and those in Sydney,
04:55who presumably have the radio on in the background while they're doing something else,
04:58that what happened on the 26th of January 1788 was on balance for everyone,
05:06Aboriginal people included, a good thing,
05:10because it brought Western civilisation to this country.
05:14Now, um...
05:18Now, I don't...
05:20I don't want to presume to speak on behalf of the Indigenous members of our population,
05:23but I'm...
05:24I'm not sure Western civilisation got to Australia in 1788.
05:28Judging from what usually goes on come Australia Day,
05:30I'm assuming that we mainly got the beginning of the Middle Ages...
05:35..before personal hygiene and the invention of the printing press.
05:39Now, like Tony, though,
05:40I don't wear a black armband while reading history.
05:44I wear a blue singlet with Love It or Leave written across the front.
05:48And to be honest, like Tony, I tend to read mainly crime thrillers.
05:51But the point is...
05:54..not what's fair or decent or honest or thoughtful
05:57or to have any empathy
05:59or to question what we've been unthinkingly doing for 200 years.
06:03It's to hold on to those few remaining things we have in our society
06:07that Conservatives can conserve.
06:10They lost the marriage debate last year.
06:12The least we can do, I think,
06:13is let them celebrate Terra Nullia's in peace.
06:16So what do we do moving forward?
06:18Well, I think we keep the name as it is
06:20and rather than change the date,
06:21perhaps we should do as the Herald Sun has suggested
06:24and simply move the date.
06:26It's a subtle distinction
06:27but I think it'll make a big difference.
06:29Move the actual date of January 26th
06:32to another part of the year, say October,
06:35which is, let's face it, a bit light on for public holidays.
06:39And historically this would be very, very significant
06:40because no-one's altered the calendars since Pope Gregory XIII.
06:44And I think this would be a great show of strength and leadership
06:47for Malcolm Turnbull.
06:49I mean...
06:51I mean, we'd probably end up having to have a postal vote on it
06:54but I think it'll get through.
06:57And while we're there, I think we should all get rid of Easter
07:00because, from what I understand anecdotally,
07:02people aren't using it to go to church.
07:06Ditto Christmas, Anzac Day and the Melbourne Cup.
07:09If you're not into it, you shouldn't get a day off work.
07:13Oh, tell you what, let's move Australia Day to February 29th
07:16then we don't have to worry about it every four years.
07:18Who's with me?
07:23And coming up a little later on,
07:25strawberry ice cream disagrees with Bird.
07:28But right now it's time for us to look at the problem of
07:30not what it is to be Australian,
07:32but the problem that arises when you're Australian
07:34and another nationality as well.
07:36A subject that requires a little bit of plain speaking.
07:39BUZZER
07:42BUZZER
07:52Is that...
07:57Is that cultural appropriation?
07:59I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
08:02BUZZER
08:04BUZZER
08:06Well, recently re-elected mono-citizen
08:09and the federal...
08:11..the federal Minister for Transport.
08:14Yeah, I'm not sure that's the most appropriate photo
08:16for the Minister for Transport.
08:18Can we do something about that?
08:21BUZZER
08:22BUZZER
08:23BUZZER
08:33BUZZER
08:35Yeah, yeah, OK.
08:40BUZZER
08:43BUZZER
08:45Are we done?
08:48That's OK
08:50It's OK, I'll go with that.
08:51Anyway, the Minister for Transport, Barnaby Joyce...
08:55I forgot what I was going to say.
08:58Oh, that's right, yeah.
08:59Barnaby Joyce has been made Minister for Infrastructure.
09:02Now, personally, I don't agree with that.
09:03I believe that you should not be given a portfolio
09:05unless you can pronounce it.
09:08But the good news is that Barnaby is no longer a New Zealander.
09:13The bad news is that the dual citizenship
09:16continues on its voyage of the damned,
09:18with the High Court up to its eyes with nays.
09:21For example, they have to decide which of these two candidates,
09:24who in the last election received a combined tally
09:26of less than one-tenth of the informal vote,
09:28will take over Jackie Lambie's appropriately vacant seat in the Senate.
09:33The contenders are the Mayor of Devonport City, Steve Martin,
09:38from the still-as-not-yet-completely-rolled-out Jackie Lambie network,
09:42and the woman touted as the next Pauline Hanson,
09:46although I don't know why,
09:47as the old one isn't completely clapped out yet.
09:50Anyway, she's Kate McCulloch.
09:52Now, Steve is next on the JLN ticket,
09:55and he seems a fine fellow,
09:56with a long record of commendable public service
09:58culminating in his appointment as Mayor,
10:00which, ironically, might render him
10:02as constitutionally ineligible as Jackie was.
10:05Or, as Jackie herself put it...
10:07I've been found to be ineligible by way of dual citizenship.
10:11It's true.
10:12She was ineligible.
10:14I know that I always heard her very difficult to read.
10:18But if the High Court goes up to Steve Martin and says,
10:21Hey, Steve, how can you be a senator
10:23when, under Section 44 of the Constitution,
10:27anyone who holds an opinion of a problem under the ground
10:29is disqualified from Parliament?
10:31And if Steve gets excused...
10:35..then Kate McCulloch gets in.
10:38What's she like, former advisor to Jackie Lambie, Dolly Norman?
10:41Um, Sean, it's true that Jackie and I had our differences,
10:45but I have to say that Kate and I have our sames.
10:49I mean, it's like we're as thick as two thieves in a pond.
10:53I met her while we were picketing Muslim schools in Burnie
10:57over the Critty Holes, and we got on like a mosque on fire.
11:01I tell you, Sean, she is a really beautiful spirit.
11:05Well, I think we have footage of Kate being a really beautiful spirit.
11:09Muslims do not fit in in this town.
11:12We are Aussies, OK?
11:14They're wrecking Australia.
11:15They're taking us over.
11:16They've got terrorists amongst them.
11:18I went to Bankstown, got money out of a keycard machine.
11:22I couldn't believe it.
11:23They followed me, and I thought I was going to be mugged.
11:26We can't see them when they wear their habibs.
11:31Yeah.
11:32Yeah, fair enough.
11:34I think a fair enough comment about the habibs.
11:36I thought that show was borderline racist.
11:43Do you think Kate will be able to leave her mark in the centre,
11:48or will her lack of experience, polished decency,
11:50and I suspect humanity, allow her to fit right in?
11:53Sean, I have no doubt that, like, Jackie and Pauline
11:57and Dio Wang and Ricky Muir and Malcolm Roberts
12:01and that bird that flew in through the skylight
12:04and shat on Lee Rhiannon.
12:05Kate McCullough will take to the business of the upper house
12:08like a duck to a postman's leg.
12:11But what the Senate ends up looking like moving forward,
12:15well, that depends on what we can piece together
12:18from the High Court's depiletration.
12:21And, uh...
12:22LAUGHTER
12:23And if we can't piece together the High Court's depiletration...
12:27LAUGHTER
12:28..then...
12:30..we piece the Kraken!
12:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:33I don't know, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on!
12:36Hang on, just...
12:37Hang on a moment.
12:39I thought this might happen.
12:40Excuse me, I just have to make an apology.
12:42Um, it has been brought to our attention by management
12:45that our portrayal of the mythical Kraken
12:48is an offensive stereotype.
12:49LAUGHTER
12:50Use of green face has no place in this show or on this network,
12:56and from now on, the Kraken will be played
12:57by a genuine and culturally appropriate real octopus
13:00caught humanely off the coast of Greece.
13:03Dolly, if you wouldn't mind doing the feed line again.
13:05Oh, yeah, sure.
13:07Then we piece the Kraken!
13:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:11Yassou! Yassou!
13:13I have a lovely octopus for you, beautiful lady,
13:16and for you, sir, a beautiful Greek size.
13:18Sagaapo! Sagaapo!
13:20Eat! Eat, my friends!
13:22And then we dance!
13:25LAUGHTER
13:25Life is good, yes!
13:28Meanwhile, mid-witch cuckoo Malcolm Roberts,
13:36as we know, was told last year he was ineligible
13:39to sit in his One Nation Senate seat.
13:42Fraser Anning takes his place
13:43because he's next on the One Nation ticket,
13:45but has now left One Nation.
13:47One Nation's Pauline Hanson,
13:49rights to the new Senate President, Scott Ryan,
13:52who replaced Stephen Parry,
13:54who also turned out to be a dual citizen,
13:56arguing that Senator Anning's election
13:58was constitutionally invalid
13:59because he was an, and I quote,
14:01undischarged, bankrupt or insolvent.
14:03Now, Senator Anning says this isn't true,
14:06but if Pauline's successful,
14:08it means that the next on the One Nation ticket
14:11is Pauline's sister.
14:13She could take up the seat and then resign,
14:15allowing Malcolm Roberts to take back his old seat.
14:18The circle would now be complete
14:20and Malcolm Roberts would, again,
14:21be free to bustle in the world of federal politics
14:23and pursue his dual agendas of denying climate change
14:26and the ABC's right to exist.
14:29But what if, like most One Nation candidates,
14:32Pauline Hanson's sister decides
14:33not to do what's expected of her by her own party
14:36and instead remains on as senator?
14:39It's a question I might well ask
14:40the licensed handler for Pauline Hanson's sister,
14:43Dolores Del Rio.
14:44Is this to be an empathy test?
14:48Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response?
14:52Fluctuation of the pupil?
14:55Involuntary dilation of the iris?
14:57No, no, it's just a regular interview sketch
14:59with a movie reference for some reason.
15:03Demonstrate it.
15:05I want to see it work.
15:06I want to see a negative before I provide you with a positive.
15:11OK.
15:11Dolores, if Pauline Hanson thought that Fraser Anning
15:15was a bankrupt,
15:16why didn't she withdraw his candidacy before he accepted it?
15:19Why wait until he left the party
15:21to suddenly be bothered by his constitutional ineligibility
15:24to become a senator in the first place?
15:26Mind if I smoke?
15:29It won't affect the interview.
15:31I wouldn't accept it.
15:33Also, I'd report the person who gave it to me to the police.
15:36Your sister wants to get Malcolm Roberts back into the Senate.
15:43She likes him so much,
15:44she's willing to use you as a Trojan horse.
15:46I wouldn't let her.
15:48Why not?
15:48I should be enough for her.
15:52Would you step outside for a few moments, Dolores?
15:54She's an idiot, isn't she?
16:14Impressive.
16:16How many questions does it usually take to spot them?
16:19Well, just the one.
16:21Are you from One Nation?
16:22It took almost three for Dolores, didn't it?
16:26Well, she doesn't know.
16:28She's beginning to suspect, I think.
16:35And still to come...
16:37..a brand-new political party
16:42that may well unite us all.
16:44Sean, the Dual Citizens Party believes that dual citizens
16:46should have the right to be representatives of our country,
16:49regardless of whatever other nationality they might have.
16:52Our key policy is, immediately following the next election,
16:54to use our numbers within both chambers of parliament
16:57to reverse this outdated law
16:59and usher in a new dawn for those whose status as dual citizens
17:02is no fault of their own.
17:03Or, if it is, then is no impediment
17:05to leading the charge against it preventing its holding office.
17:08Yeah, yeah, but...
17:09But how are you going to elect your members to parliament
17:11when being a dual citizen is unconstitutional?
17:15Oh, yeah.
17:17Didn't really think this through properly, did I?
17:21Still to come, later in the week...
17:22I'm Audemar de Bethlehem, presenter, broadcaster
17:26and positioned ABC talent.
17:28I enjoy having tied-up shoelaces.
17:31The only problem is, I've never learned how.
17:33Single knot, double knot, what are they talking about?
17:37That's why I'll be visiting some of Australia's top cobblers
17:39and talking to them slightly off-mic.
17:41Wow, that's really interesting.
17:43To learn the ins and outs and up through the rabbit holes
17:45of lacing up your footwear.
17:47So, the next time you kneel down to do up your shoes,
17:49you'll know how to do it and how to do not hit.
17:52Join me on Audemar de Bethlehem ties her shoelaces.
17:582018 is set to be another big year in Australian politics.
18:02For expert analysis with no fear or favour
18:05and continuous round-the-clock commentary
18:07with the promise to hold the government to account,
18:10turn to Tony Abbott.
18:13Continuous national coverage.
18:17Well, good to see you again.
18:18Or, as Michaelia Cash might put it...
18:20Good to see you again!
18:24OK, now, who likes the expression mansplaining?
18:27Who likes that? Who enjoys that?
18:29Yeah, it's great, isn't it?
18:30Not annoying at all when people use it.
18:32Of course, I didn't always think that way.
18:35It used to really irritate me that someone could be so completely lacking in wit
18:39that they would actually use it in public.
18:41That is, until I saw this little variation of the phrase
18:44deftly deployed to vanquish a political opponent.
18:46Here's Bill Shorten talking about Malcolm Turnbull
18:49after Malcolm said something about something or other.
18:52I feel like being malsplained by the malsplainer-in-chief.
19:01You see, it's funny because he uses the word malsplained instead of mansplained.
19:06He changed the N for an L, like in Malcolm's name, which has an L in it.
19:11Plus, he's made it sound like a compliment, but he's really being sarcastic.
19:14So, it's actually an insult.
19:18That's why it's funny.
19:20Now, over the break, you may have heard that in Melbourne
19:23they had a little problem with a group of mostly men with the same skin colour
19:27who viciously attack Victoria for apparently having an African gang problem.
19:31Now, most of the criticism came from the Minister for Home Affairs,
19:43Immigration and Border Protection, Peter Dutton.
19:46That's the wrong photo, isn't it?
19:53Anyway, Peter Dutton started off here by saying something
19:56that I guess a lot of us are too scared, educated or decent to say out aloud.
20:02That Victorians won't go to restaurants anymore
20:03because of African gang violence.
20:07Now, you're probably thinking to yourself,
20:08well, that's just The Guardian being sensationalist and biased.
20:11Typical lefty rubbish.
20:13What do the more reputable news providers have to say?
20:16Well, less than sensational junkie has much the same headline there.
20:20And a very non-sensational picture of Peter.
20:22And ditto the very non-biased pedestrian TV.
20:24In fact, if you check out the online address for this article,
20:27it says www.tvslashpeterduttonracistbitch.
20:33Which, um...
20:37Which, uh, it gives you some idea of how even-handed they are,
20:41offending not only Peter but also women generally.
20:45But what about the real victims of this story?
20:47The restaurants.
20:49Not only do they have Deliveroo and home cooking to contend with,
20:52they've also got African gangs shrinking their customer base.
20:56LAUGHTER
20:58And what about the, as Peter Dutton calls them, Africans?
21:01Does it help when the Minister for Keeping People Out of the Country
21:04singles them out on the basis of the continent
21:06they or their parents previously inhabited?
21:08Is it racist of me to refer to them as them and they?
21:12Perhaps I should have said you or us.
21:13Was whoever put in the pedestrian TV's HTTP address right in a universal way?
21:20Aren't we all, to some extent, racist bitches?
21:23LAUGHTER
21:25Now, I'm just a TV comedian, I'm not here to tell you what to think,
21:28but let me tell you why you shouldn't think the way you do
21:30do, in a brand new segment called...
21:33Don't think the way you do, say what I do in you.
21:37You're gonna have to see the light when I tell you,
21:41you're on the right!
21:43Now, as a standard-bearer for white middle-aged privilege,
21:47I know I speak for all of us when I say
21:50I find it offensive on behalf of certain of you
21:53whenever I hear someone using an expression like Asians.
21:56It's as offensive as referring to someone as European
21:59or Micronesian or British.
22:01And so, too, with so-called Africans.
22:03What does it matter what landmass our genes came from?
22:07Didn't we all originally come from the supercontinent of Pangaea?
22:10Aren't we really all just Pangeans?
22:13What's important is not the tectonic plate
22:15we happened to be standing on when our ancestors' cells mutated
22:19and we could grasp a club and start killing each other.
22:22What's important is the country we come from.
22:25The colour of our skin, the shape of our nose,
22:28the size of our penises are all irrelevant.
22:30What's paramount is that, wherever we've come from,
22:33we abandon the culture and practices of those countries
22:36that the rest of us find weird
22:38and adopt instead the traditional Aussie values of mateship,
22:42giving each other a fair go and going out of an evening
22:45for a while without being carjacked or having our homes invaded.
22:48Mind you, I don't know whether it's as serious as is being suggested.
22:52As Victoria's Chief Commissioner of Police, Graham Ashton, said,
22:55I don't think anyone's at home with the sheets over their heads.
22:58Exactly, because if you're going to go to all the trouble
23:01of putting a sheet over your head,
23:03you want to go out to a rally or a cross burning something.
23:04LAUGHTER
23:14Welcome back. Well, year in and year out, tourists come to our country
23:17to visit the bit of it around the edge, just under the water,
23:21the apparently Great Barrier Reef.
23:22So-called, I assume, because our forefathers thought it might be a Great Barrier
23:26to incoming foreigners.
23:28But no, it actually attracts them.
23:30That is, until now.
23:32Our efforts to heat the world up but not get blamed for it
23:35by selling our coal to India and China is working.
23:37The reef is dying and with it, any reason to visit here.
23:41The government, however, is doing something about it,
23:44pledging $60 million to future-proof the Great Barrier Reef
23:46in part by creating a more resilient coral,
23:50by accelerating naturally-occurring evolutionary processes.
23:54But is it wise...
23:56LAUGHTER
23:58..to speed up the genetic mutation of sea creatures?
24:02Wouldn't it be easier and less expensive
24:04to simply lower the expectations of tourists?
24:06Environmento-governmentologist, Damien Scranton.
24:09Absolutely, Sean.
24:11This need we have to be entertained by nature
24:13is typical of the if-it-doesn't-fizz,
24:14I'm not drinking a generation.
24:16You only have to go back two centuries
24:18to find visitors to this great country of ours
24:20being wildly impressed by quite boring things
24:23like egg-laying mammals, baobab trees and thylacines,
24:26which were quite frankly far easier to kill than coral.
24:30It's better to spend our money and research
24:32on breeding a foreigner who will be quite happy
24:34looking at some beautiful bleached white coral.
24:37It's a lovely colour.
24:39You go to Antarctica and show people a polar bear
24:41and they don't piss and moan about it not having
24:42tangerine and lavender stripes.
24:45You want that sort of shit, go and buy a packet of licorice all sorts.
24:47Thanks, Dan.
24:49Of course the best way to hothouse genetic mutation
24:51is by creating a type of primordial swamp.
24:54And fortunately, it's not going to be too expensive.
24:56Our main contribution to the TPP
24:58is not only selling our natural resources
25:00but paying for the customer to come over and dig it up.
25:03Tuffy Gorgon has more.
25:05The small Queensland country town of Nub and the excitement
25:09as it fever pitch over the imminent Adani coal mine
25:12and all the economic benefits it will bring.
25:15Banking on that coal-driven future more than most
25:18is Craig Javello, curator of what he hopes will become
25:22Nub's premier tourist attraction, Coal World.
25:24But there are others, unlike Craig, who have a different view from Craig
25:30on Adani's imminent arrival than Craig.
25:33Chris Poppercork runs Dead Coral Land.
25:36There's no way I could go head to head with a multinational like Adani.
25:40If people want to see dead coral, are they going to come to a museum like mine
25:43or are they going to go to the Great Barrier Reef?
25:46Sorry, I wasn't listening.
25:48When I started in the dead coral game, there were no coal mines, no such thing as climate change
25:54and it was tough. If I want a dead coral, I'd have to swim out there and kill it myself.
25:58Now Adani can come along and do it more cheaply and more quickly
26:01with the infrastructure that we're setting up for them on an industrial scale.
26:05Meanwhile, on the other side of Nub, this man can't wait for the Federal Government
26:10to fund Adani's $1 billion rail project so he can complain on talkback radio
26:14about the traffic delays caused by the trains passing through the dangerous crossing
26:20which he imagines will be here.
26:22Hello Ray, I want to complain.
26:24Hello Alan, I think it's terrible.
26:26Hello Smithy, I'll tell you what's deplorable.
26:29But it's not all bad news.
26:31Muriel Cancer has decided to close down the century old family bakery she runs
26:37because of the new Coles, Woolies and Aldi being built.
26:40With the expected influx of mine workers to the area, she says it's more lucrative for her to become a prostitute.
26:48That's a lesson for us all.
26:50Tuffy Gorgon, hey, find your own corner toots.
26:54Well not coming up because French and Saunders is on in a minute.
26:59Actually how much time do we have left by the way?
27:01Oh yeah, well that's not too bad.
27:02Yeah, we've got time to show these.
27:08Bald right celebrates Trump's first year in office.
27:11And poaching baby elephants.
27:14Maggie Beer shows us how.
27:18Well I'd like to sign off if I may with a plea for the media to treat our Prime Minister with a bit more respect this year.
27:242017 was very much Malcolm's anus horribilis and it would be nice if in 2018 we could make his anus a little less horrible by treating him like the world leader he is instead of some tedious political joke.
27:38For example, Vladimir Putin starts the year by plunging himself into icy water to celebrate the epiphany and gets a lot of support and some good press.
27:46Whereas Malcolm takes to the water over here and gets fined $250 for not wearing a life jacket.
27:53Now personally I think he looks very master and commander here.
27:57Very much continuing the theme of Liberal Prime Ministers ignoring water safety.
28:10Where's that story?
28:11And we leave you tonight with positive images of our Prime Minister actually immersing himself in water and enjoying himself just like you or I would if we held the highest office in the land and were told by our PR people to go down to the beach on the hottest day of the year so we didn't look so much like a toffee-nosed multi-millionaire.
28:28Goodbye.
28:32Giant baby.
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