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00:00Anzai!
00:01AY!
00:02HAH!
00:02HAH!
00:03HAH!
00:04Play at home fun!
00:06From a land where anything is truly possible,
00:09comes new gambling opportunities!
00:11HAH!
00:12HAH!
00:14Place your bets now!
00:16It's time to play...
00:17Anzai!
00:18HAH!
00:18HAH!
00:19HAH!
00:19HAH!
00:19HAH!
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00:19HAH!
00:20HAH!
00:22HAH!
00:26HAH!
00:28HAH!
00:29Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:32HAH!
00:43HAH!
00:44HAH!
00:46HAH!
00:47It's time toí‹°ously
00:48A genuine dogs dinner dilemma!
00:51HAH!
00:53HAH!
00:53people are all ex-East Ender people. Each ex-East Ender holds a sandwich which contains a top
01:00secret filling. Two of them contain delicious things that are very, very tasty to eat. But
01:07beware, because one sandwich holds a special surprise. What's that? Mr. Cheeky's very own
01:15special dog food fillings. Disgusting. Question is, which one of these three do you think is
01:27eating a real dog's dinner? Is it? Number one, she's a lady called Mrs. Carvel. Hello, lady.
01:34Is it nice? Is it? Munch, munch, munch. Number two East Ender is Andy. Start chewing, fella.
01:44Could be tasty. What you reckon, eh? East Ender 3 is Mr. Tony. That's it, fella. Get it down,
01:52you. But is he having a munch on the dog food lunch? Which one eating the genuine dog's dinner?
01:59Who has been enough? More than they can chew. Could it be Miss Carmel? Is it Andy Mal? Or
02:05Mr. Tony? Press your bets now. Bet! Bet! Bet! Bet! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Scope! Scope! Scope! Scope!
02:35I'm just having some ham. It's a classic sandwich option. Unless you're a Jewish man. But if you
02:42said there was number two, Mr. Andy, that was eating the dodgy doggy dinner. Yes! Look at that!
02:53Ooh! Disgusting! If you pick number two, Mr. Andy, congratulations! You were top tour dog food detective.
03:07Banzai. Banzai!
03:10Lots of gambling opportunities come on, Banzai.
03:13Trapped to you by me. The scary guy from the Hills have eyes. But first...
03:20Lady, one question.
03:23Lady, one question like to say absolutely nothing to celebrity people for a long time.
03:30Last week, she managed to say absolutely nothing at all to Mrs. Sven Elkson, Nancy Lady for 61 seconds.
03:39Which was very impressive, actually, yes.
03:42But today, she in the U.S. survey.
03:46The question is, after only one question, how long can Lady, one question, stay silent for in the presence of
03:53film man Antonio Beardy Banderas?
03:56Will it be A, under 30 seconds?
03:59B, between 31 and 45 seconds?
04:03C, between 46 seconds and one minute?
04:07Or D, over one minute?
04:09Place your bets now!
04:12Hello!
04:13My name is Mr. Antonio Banderasman.
04:16Feel my beard?
04:17Oh!
04:18Mettingen!
04:21Okay!
04:22Time for a moment of truth!
04:24Lady, one question!
04:26Unleash your one question!
04:28Could you tell me what was the difference from the first film to this film?
04:33Stop the clock!
04:34I wouldn't say...
04:35I mean, there is more gadgets.
04:37The kids now are not so in defense.
04:41They now became spies.
04:43And now they are the ones who are protecting the parents, actually.
04:46We got a lot of gadgets.
04:48We got a lot of comedy.
04:49We got a lot of color.
04:50We got a lot of proposals for the kids in terms of time, rhythm, style.
04:55All of those things together made me just feel proud about the project.
04:59And the fact that I work with my dear friend, almost brother, Robert Rodriguez, for my fifth time.
05:05It's just beautiful.
05:06Let's face it.
05:07This movie, you know, the stars of the movie are the kids.
05:10Daryl and Alexa.
05:11Those are the real stars.
05:12We, actors, we are collaborating with movies.
05:15We just had a little bit of a grain of sand and a little bit of comedy timing.
05:18And that is enough.
05:21I finished.
05:26I finished already.
05:28Okay.
05:29Bye.
05:30He going!
05:31He going!
05:32How long ago?
05:33How long ago?
05:3458 seconds!
05:37Whoa!
05:39Superb star silencing.
05:41She totally quiet for 58 seconds.
05:45If you say see, then you are the champion, my friend.
05:49What areas have you got?
05:52Banzai!
05:54This is Miss Emily Booth.
05:57She known by many as a pretty cable television presenting lady.
06:02Today, she has decided the time has come for her to get herself a new motor car.
06:08Which means Banzai has a special opportunity to play.
06:17A pretty urban car proposal puzzle.
06:22To play this game properly, Miss Emily must change from this into this.
06:29Oh, blimey!
06:31She looks just like Julia Roberts in pretty Uber.
06:34In order to get a car, Miss Emily will walk the streets alone in search of any automobile office.
06:42Whenever someone stops, Emily will ask the driver what he wants in exchange for his car.
06:50Look!
06:50Here she goes now!
06:52I think she's seen a car she likes to look of!
06:55What is it?
06:55Looks like a nice silver one to me!
06:58Good choice!
06:59Now, she must ask him what he wants for it!
07:02No.
07:03What do you want?
07:05What do you want?
07:06Just tell me what you want.
07:07A what?
07:09Oh, my!
07:10A gator bag!
07:11That's so rude!
07:13I was thinking more like 150 quid of myself.
07:18Miss Emily not rushing into it.
07:20There's lots more cars on the road today.
07:23Question is, what will the driver of this car ask in return for his motor?
07:30Are they going to ask for A, one rude thing, B, two rude things, or C, three rude things?
07:39Pressure bets now!
07:42Come on!
07:43I like driving my car.
07:45It isn't quite a Jaguar.
07:47True, actually.
07:48It's a polo.
07:50Betting ends!
07:52Okay, time for Miss Emily's four-wheel flutter.
07:57Hold your horses, mister!
07:59Begin questioning, please!
08:01Here she goes!
08:03Hey, sugar!
08:05What do you want?
08:07I want a touch roll.
08:09One rude!
08:12Two rues!
08:14Three rues!
08:16It's a rudy hat-trick!
08:18That's amazing!
08:22So, if you said C, he would ask for three rude things.
08:27You are a winner, big time, Mr. Charlie Potato Man.
08:32Perhaps you played this game before.
08:35Use my old fox, you!
08:39Hehehehehehehehehe!
08:43Bonsai!
08:44Grrr!
08:54Mr. Keith Floyd's The Wall!
08:57No!
08:58In order to prepare this gamble at home, you will need the following ingredients.
09:04Hoi!
09:05First, you will need a sprinkling of ordinary house bricks.
09:09This recipe is so simple to follow, actually.
09:12Next, you will require...
09:14Hoi!
09:14...a Mr. Keith Floyd Man.
09:16Here's one we prepared earlier.
09:18Ha, ha, ha!
09:19Now, simply ask your Floyd Man to place one brick on top of another as fast as he can.
09:26All you now need to do is gamble on how many bricks will be in his wall before it comes
09:32crashing down.
09:33How high Mr. Keith Floyd's wall?
09:35Will the wall be...
09:37Hoi!
09:37Ten to fifteen bricks high!
09:39B! Hoi!
09:40Sixteen to twenty bricks high!
09:42C! Hoi!
09:42Twenty-one to twenty-five bricks high!
09:44Or D! Hoi!
09:45Twenty-six bricks and over!
09:47Press your bets now!
09:49This a simple wall-building bet, Buster!
09:52How many?
09:53Quick on your sticks!
09:55Going!
09:55Going!
09:59BEDDING LENDS!
10:02We are ready!
10:05Okay, here we go!
10:07He off!
10:09Foundation so important!
10:11It not look like falling over yet!
10:13Such professional stackings!
10:15He so obviously played this game before, isn't he?
10:18Come on, Mr. Keith!
10:19All in all!
10:21It quite simply, another brick in Mr. Keith Floyd's wall!
10:25Brick eight now?
10:27So expert!
10:30He did not even break a brick threat yet!
10:34Now eleven!
10:36Legs eleven!
10:37So clever!
10:38He make it a dozen now!
10:40It's truly towering already!
10:42What a wonderful wall, eh?
10:44Mr. Hadrian!
10:46Are you watching?
10:47Floydman really showing you here today!
10:50Stuck!
10:51Stuck!
10:52Stuck!
10:53Stuck!
10:54That's it, Mr. Keith!
10:57A-T!
10:58Yes!
11:00Ninety!
11:01Double E-S!
11:02He's so expert, isn't he?
11:08Twenty-one!
11:10Super!
11:12Twenty-two!
11:14Tremendous!
11:16Twenty-three!
11:18Barbarous!
11:19Twenty-four!
11:21Outstanding!
11:22Any more?
11:24Surely!
11:25Twenty-five!
11:25Two bricks!
11:26Walls open!
11:28It's all over!
11:30They all over the floor!
11:32Unbelievable brick stacking from Mr. Keith today!
11:36If you say see, twenty-one to twenty-five bricks, you are our winner!
11:41Let's have another look in super slow motion!
11:44It is only gravity that stopped him here today!
11:47Without that, he could still be going!
11:50You can bet on us!
11:52Ha-ha-ha!
11:57Tenty more gambling opportunities still to come on Panzi!
12:02Part one!
12:03Sponsored by me, Michael Berryman, from the Hills Harbor!
12:08Oof!
12:09Me!
12:10My heart!
12:11A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
12:17-A-A-A!
12:35A Puzzling Playground Puzzle!
12:38Sponsored by me, Michael Berryman, from the Hills Have Eyes!
12:42Once upon a time, these three people went to a made-up television school called Grange Hill!
12:50Old Grange Hill are all sat on special Panzi supermarket rides!
12:56Rider number one is Mr. Gonch!
12:59He looks over the moon about it, in here!
13:01Ha-ha!
13:02Go!
13:03Good one!
13:03Number two is Old Grange Hill Lady!
13:07She called Faye Lucas!
13:09Finally, Grange Hill number three!
13:12The artist formerly known as Pogo Patterson!
13:15What?
13:16The bribe!
13:18The tears!
13:19Or looks old, darling!
13:20The question is, which ridiculous ride is going to last the longest?
13:25Ready!
13:27Steady!
13:28Goal!
13:29They are all safely away!
13:31But whose mean machine will last the longest?
13:34Which one it going to be?
13:36Out of these three!
13:38Gonchman, favor the Pogo Patterson!
13:40A, B, or C!
13:42Press your bets now!
13:44Come on!
13:45This a ride on time!
13:47Ride on time!
13:49Well, yes!
13:52Betting ends!
13:53Betting ends!
13:55Okay!
13:56They all still going strong!
13:58Look at Gonchman!
14:00He's just letting his spaceship do all the work out there!
14:04Whatever happens here today, you've got to admire his game plan!
14:08Oh!
14:09It's brilliant to watch!
14:11Look at Lady Faye!
14:13Faye Lucas here to show that women can ride police bikes too!
14:17Perhaps ladies everywhere should take off their bras in the form of support!
14:22That would be a lonely gesture, wouldn't it?
14:25Oh, yes!
14:27Pogo now!
14:28Ha ha!
14:29Perhaps Fatme everywhere should take off their bras too!
14:33Ha ha!
14:35Surely must be stopping!
14:36Hopefully, this is almost over!
14:40Please!
14:41Easy!
14:43Yes!
14:44Yes!
14:46Yes!
14:47Of course!
14:48Together!
14:49Kuchman is the winner!
14:52It's done!
14:54Finito!
14:56That lovely landing was the icing on your flying saucer cake!
15:01If you say, hey, that Gonch Gardener would last longest today, then congratulations!
15:09Wait!
15:11What's that?
15:13These men are farmer men!
15:16These days, it's very hard for them to have fun with live animals!
15:21They are here today to premiere a new countryside game we have called...
15:27A Genuine Cow Brain Bowling Bet!
15:32Ooh!
15:33This sound a bit dodgy!
15:35Rules are very simple!
15:38On the command!
15:39Each farmer will take it in turn to bowl a brain into the scoring zone!
15:44After three brains are bowled, the winner is the farmer with the highest score!
15:50Understand?
15:51Good!
15:52So, which farmer you think the best brain bowler, eh?
15:56Is it...
15:57Number one!
15:58He called himself...
16:00Farmer Richard!
16:01Or...
16:02Maybe number two!
16:03He called...
16:04Farmer Brian!
16:06So, who do you think?
16:08Who will win the first ever televised brain bowling bet?
16:13Farmer Richard or Farmer Brian?
16:15Mr. Smooth or Mr. Beer?
16:17This one or that one?
16:19Him or him?
16:19A-Y-B!
16:20Finish your bets now!
16:22Come on!
16:23Get the move!
16:25Ah!
16:26Hurry and bet!
16:27Betting ends!
16:30Okay!
16:31Quiet, please!
16:34Time for a very delicate operation!
16:37Hopefully, that beard won't have his balance!
16:40And off it goes!
16:42What?
16:43Where?
16:43It's four!
16:45That almost top drawer!
16:47First brain score four!
16:50Two!
16:51Three!
16:52Mr. Richard turn now!
16:54Nerves of steel here!
16:58There it goes!
17:00Chucks away!
17:01Four!
17:02Five!
17:03Five!
17:03Take that at the party, Farmer Brian!
17:06Five to four!
17:09Okay!
17:10Round two, huh?
17:11Brian really needs a big score with this one!
17:14Smooth face beating you, fella!
17:17Tension mounting!
17:20Tension mounting!
17:21Good action!
17:22Oh no!
17:23Haha!
17:24What's that beard face?
17:26Two!
17:27That's rubbish!
17:29Farmer Richard now!
17:30He got his second brain to bowl!
17:33So calm!
17:35So calm!
17:37Hold on!
17:38Go!
17:38Go!
17:39Go!
17:42Unbelievable!
17:44Who'd have thought it'd be possible!
17:46Another five!
17:47After two rounds, Farmer Bear has six!
17:50And Farmer Richard has ten!
17:53Here, Farmer Brian with his last attempt!
17:56He needs to get at least a four with this one!
18:00Hold it all over!
18:02Well!
18:05Five!
18:05He scored a five!
18:07He put that out of nowhere!
18:10That, for beard men, the world over!
18:14Okay!
18:15Farmer Richard with final brain!
18:17He needs to keep his calm!
18:19But it's easy to say when you're sitting up here!
18:22Oh!
18:22Absolutely!
18:24Hold on!
18:25Oh, here you go!
18:27And it's...
18:28Is it?
18:29It's there!
18:30He get the three!
18:32It's just about him!
18:33He's a winner!
18:34He win by 13 to 11!
18:38Brilliant brainings!
18:40Let's see that winning brain again!
18:42In slow motion!
18:45Oh!
18:46Look at that!
18:47Slip sliding away!
18:48Even critics of all blood sports will surely look at this today and say...
18:53That's quite good, actually!
18:57Banzai!
18:58This man is a funny man!
19:01He liked to call himself Mr. Frank Carson!
19:04Like all funny men, he has a comedy catchphrase!
19:08Cracker!
19:09Go on, then!
19:11What's your catchphrase, then, mister?
19:13That was it!
19:14What?
19:14It's a cracker!
19:15Yes!
19:16It's a catchphrase!
19:17Yes!
19:19Nice one, funny fella!
19:20It's a cracker!
19:22Today, it allowed Banzai to put him to the ultimate test!
19:26Impact!
19:27B�-B!
19:35A very cunning Cracker Colum-drum!
19:39Mr. Carson has been saying for years, that he knows what is a cracker, and what is not a cracker.
19:46Today, we will be blindfolded and have a selection of biscuits broken next to his ears.
19:51By sound alone, the Carson Man must then identify whether or not the biscuit in question is a cracker or
19:58not a cracker.
20:00Oh, I see.
20:01When faced with three different biscuit breakings, how many will Carson Man correctly call correct, eh?
20:08Will he...
20:091. Get no biscuit correct.
20:122. Get one biscuit correct.
20:143. Get two biscuit correct.
20:17Or...
20:183. Get all three biscuit correct.
20:21Pressure bet now!
20:23Come on! It's a simple biscuit breakage bet.
20:26How many Frank Man get? It's up to you!
20:28Hurry up! Choose, choose, choose!
20:31Betting ends!
20:33When faced with three different biscuit breakings, how many will Carson Man correctly call correct, eh?
20:40Will he...
20:411. Get no biscuit correct.
20:431. Get one biscuit correct.
20:462. Get one biscuit correct.
20:472. Get two biscuit correct.
20:493. Get all three biscuit correct.
20:533. Get all three biscuit correct.
20:535. Pressure bet now!
20:55Come on! It's a simple biscuit breakage bet!
20:585. How many Frank Man get? It's up to you!
21:005. Hurry up! Choose, choose, choose!
21:035. Betting end!
21:055. Carson Man, are you ready?
21:085. Let the biscuit battle begin!
21:116. Okay, first one is a chocolatey one.
21:145. Apparently, it's a penguin biscuit.
21:176. Obviously, that's no cracker.
21:186. But will Carson hear it that way?
21:217. Time to break the biscuit.
21:237. Cracker or no cracker?
21:267. No, that's not a cracker.
21:298. He writes!
21:309. One near to Carson!
21:3211. He makes a cracking start here!
21:3511. Round two, please!
21:3611. Are you ready?
21:3811. Let's see that biscuit!
21:4011. It's a live eater!
21:4211. Technically, that's not a cracker.
21:4411. It's a crisp bread!
21:4611. Break it, please!
21:4811. Break it, please!
21:4911. Is he fooled?
21:5311. No, that's not a cracker.
21:5512. Oh, he's so expert!
21:5712. There's no fooling Carson when it comes to crackers, is there?
22:0212. Okay, it's the final round three now.
22:0612. Oh, look! It's a cracker!
22:0913. It had to be a cracker!
22:1213. Get him in!
22:1413. What do you think, eh?
22:1713. Wait for it!
22:1914. He need this for a full biscuit house.
22:2214. He needs this for a full biscuit house.
22:2514. That's a cracker.
22:2614. That's a cracker.
22:2715. That's amazing!
22:2815. He completely the cracker's on!
22:3015. If you say deep, all three biscuits, you are a winner!
22:3515. So amazing!
22:3815. That's it for this week.
22:4915. Here's some future games.
22:5115. Sponsored by me, Michael Berryman.
22:5515. Dirty Den's Diabolical Dog Desertion!
22:5916. Look! He's throwing frisbee to distract him!
23:0316. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
23:0417. He's genuinely leaving his dog behind!
23:0617. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
23:0817. Look at the dog's face!
23:0917. Oh, no!
23:1117. Chain Richie's Anti-Coronation Street calling!
23:1417. Richie Man waits till people watching Cory and he knocks on their doors and runs away!
23:2217. Ha, ha, ha!
23:2317. He's so cheeky!
23:2517. Look at the lady!
23:2617. She got no ideas he's doing it!
23:2917. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
23:3117. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
23:3117. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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