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00:00ANZAI!
00:01H-hah!
00:02H-hah!
00:04Play at home fun!
00:06From a land where anything is truly possible, comes new gambling opportunities.
00:11H-hah!
00:12H-hah!
00:14Place your bets now!
00:16It's time to play...
00:17ANZAI!
00:18H-hah!
00:18H-hah!
00:19H-hah!
00:19H-hah!
00:19H-hah!
00:20H-hah!
00:22H-hah!
00:27H-hah!
00:27H-hah!
00:30H-hah!
00:32H-hah!
00:34H-hah!
00:34Place your bets now!
00:40H-hah!
00:42H-hah!
00:44H-hah!
00:45The Cat Flop Shatter Flatter!
00:47With...
00:47Vanessa Bells!
00:51H-hah!
00:52H-hah!
00:52Rules are quite simple, really!
00:55Miss Vanessa Lady!
00:57Is hidden behind three giant cat flaps!
01:00In front of each flap, sits a different tasty hot dinner!
01:05Gamble is!
01:06Which flap will Feltz call through to get at the dinner in Vandava?
01:11Which food secret Feltz party?
01:14Is it going to be...
01:16A!
01:16The triangle flap, with bangles and mash!
01:20H-hah!
01:21The square flap, with liver and bacon!
01:24H-hah!
01:24Or C!
01:25The circle flap, with pie chips and mushy peas!
01:29H-hah!
01:31H-hah!
01:33H-hah!
01:36H-hah!
01:38H-hah!
01:38H-hah!
01:39H-hah!
01:40H-hah!
01:42H-hah!
01:42Okay! Unleash the felts lady, please!
01:48Where's she? Where's she go?
01:51Perhaps she chicken out!
01:53Shut up! Get you dindy in the feltsy!
01:59Dono! What's up?
02:03It's felts! Look! She's going straight for the food!
02:07Blimey! It's a saddle!
02:10That's it ready! It's all for you!
02:12High chip and mushy peas!
02:16Delicious, eh? Felts face!
02:20If you said answer C, the circle flap, then
02:25you are felts flap expert! Well done to you!
02:30Quick! What else we got?
02:37Still lots more gambling opportunities to come on Banzai!
02:41But first...
02:44Lady, one question!
02:48Lady, one question!
02:49I'd like to say absolutely nothing to celebrity people for long time!
02:54Last time, she remained totally silent in the company of Mr. Gene Simmons for 58 seconds!
03:03Question is...
03:05How long you think Mr. Backstreet Boyman, Mr. Nick Carter hang around for, eh?
03:11How long the Backstreet Nickman stay for?
03:13Will it be?
03:14A, under 30 seconds!
03:16B, 31 to 45 seconds!
03:20C, 46 to 60 seconds!
03:22Or D, 61 seconds and over!
03:26Pressure bets now!
03:27Ah!
03:28Everybody!
03:30Yeah, yeah!
03:31Rock and body!
03:33Yeah, yeah!
03:34Backstreet, back!
03:35Alright!
03:37Betty ends!
03:39Okay!
03:40Lady, one question!
03:42Ask your one question!
03:44Could you tell me some recent project you're doing?
03:46Start the clock!
03:47I've been recording a little album, like a solo album.
03:49So, right now that album's probably gonna be out around October 22nd.
03:53That's where they're looking for it to be released.
03:55And that's, that's about it, that I've been really working really, really hard in the studio.
03:59Been in the lab, you know?
04:01No, no, no!
04:02That's me when I drive.
04:03What are you driving?
04:03So, that's about it.
04:04Hang that around there?
04:06Put that back on there before I run out of it.
04:08That's it.
04:08And then nothing else, I mean, pretty much.
04:10But, we, we, we work, what else do we got, too?
04:14I mean, I've been doing my boat thing, too.
04:15I've been working, doing a, it's a, it's a boat racing thing that I just started up in.
04:20It's a, it's a power boat, kind of like NASCAR on the water.
04:23And that's, that's all I've been really doing right now, you know?
04:25Just kind of getting this album together.
04:27October 22nd.
04:28And next month will be a single.
04:30That's it.
04:31Okay?
04:34Take care.
04:36Going?
04:37Going?
04:37Not going!
04:38Not going anywhere!
04:40How about you, dude?
04:42He gone enough?
04:43Stop the truck!
04:44It's all over!
04:47Fifty-seven seconds!
04:49Brilliant!
04:50If you say see, you, king of the one-question castle!
04:55Quick, what else we got?
04:58I'm done!
04:58What?
05:00This man is Mr. Keith Harris.
05:03This puppet is Mr. Orville.
05:07Ah!
05:08He's so cute!
05:10By day, they entertain children together.
05:14But by night, they prowl around in pursuit of sleeping young women.
05:19Blimey!
05:21It always a quiet one, isn't it?
05:23I always knew that duck wasn't right.
05:27However, it does!
05:28Against massive public opinion, mean we can play...
05:40The Man Puppet Crown Puzzle!
05:45Rules are simple.
05:46Harris and Duck Assistant will quietly enter the bedroom of a sleeping girl.
05:52They will attempt to stroke her head as many times as they can.
05:57Gamble ends when Sleepy Lady wakes up and catches the Man Puppet red-handed in her room.
06:06Oh, look!
06:08It's a pretty lady!
06:09Ha ha!
06:10Is she the one?
06:12What's she doing?
06:14She getting ready for bed.
06:15On secret cameras!
06:18Really?
06:19You mean...
06:19She don't know.
06:21We watching her in her bedroom.
06:22That is correct!
06:24Hee hee hee hee!
06:25The question is...
06:27How many Harris strokes will it take until she awake?
06:31This no joke!
06:33How many Harris strokes?
06:34Will it be...
06:36A!
06:36Three strokes and under!
06:38B!
06:39Four to six strokes!
06:41C!
06:42Seven to nine strokes!
06:44Or...
06:44D!
06:45Ten strokes and over!
06:47Let's bet now!
06:48I wish I could fly!
06:50I wish I could fly high up to the sky!
06:52Quite a catch you on that actually!
06:54Letting ends!
06:58Shhh!
06:59Quiet!
07:00We're on special night time camera!
07:03Here come!
07:05Saw expert creepings!
07:07They definitely played this game before!
07:10In they go!
07:12Look at Orville!
07:14What a professional he is!
07:16Oh my!
07:18They in the room!
07:19She no idea at all!
07:21Hee hee hee hee hee!
07:22Big green duck ready!
07:24Look quite evil in the dark Danny!
07:26Okay!
07:28Start stroking, please!
07:30Look at it!
07:32Oh!
07:32Ah!
07:34They're away!
07:35Ha ha!
07:36One!
07:38Two!
07:39Touching!
07:41Three!
07:42Four!
07:45Five!
07:47Six!
07:48She awake!
07:50Oh no!
07:51Run away!
07:52Amazing!
07:54She has six of the best!
07:55Look!
07:56Half dozen strokings!
07:58If you said B!
08:00Four!
08:00Two!
08:01Six!
08:01Then you 100% correct!
08:05Wait!
08:08Wait!
08:10This man is Mr. Ahmed Jones!
08:14He a good man who is famous for walking in the air and being on songs of race!
08:20This man is Mr. John McVicar!
08:23He is bad man who famous for being a big tough criminal man!
08:28For one night only!
08:30Banzai has brought them together to play a very special game we call...
08:35...
08:40...
08:41...
08:42...
08:43...
08:43...
08:44...
08:44...
08:45...
08:47...
08:47...
08:47...
08:48...
08:49...
08:49Mr. McVicar are 15 genuine action videos on command.
08:54Both must pick the videos up and lift them in the air for as long as possible.
09:00The winner is the man who can hold all his videos in the air for the longest.
09:05If you drop them, you'll lose. Understand?
09:10Good.
09:11Okay, here we go. Time for battle.
09:14Three, two, one.
09:16Hold on. Straight down to business.
09:20Question is, who can hold them up for the longest time?
09:24Who will win this ultimate test?
09:27Mr. Arendt, Mr. McVicar, press bets now.
09:31Come on, come on. Get betting soon or Arendt will give us a tune.
09:36I'm walking in the air.
09:39So rubbish.
09:45Oh, look at that concentration out there. So comfortable.
09:52Showing no signs of weakness yet.
09:57Hold on. Is that legal?
09:59Look at Jones. He seems to be holding his videos underneath.
10:05Well, referee seems happy. Must be okay. I must be in the rules or something.
10:11If your night is dark.
10:13But hold on. It looks like McVicar is in trouble here.
10:16He is starting to shake.
10:19Starting to take the toll.
10:21Come on, fella. Keep it going.
10:24But wait. Mr. Arendt's video is starting to slip.
10:28Where are they going, Jones?
10:30Hold them up, mister.
10:32Squeeze them together. Squeeze them. Squeeze them.
10:35What's he doing?
10:36Is he really getting the big fella upstairs down tonight?
10:42Jones! Sleeping! Sleeping! Sleeping!
10:46Hold on!
10:48They're going! Going!
10:50They're gone!
10:52That's your loss!
10:54He totally lost his grip!
10:56Totally pathetic holdings of Aragorn!
10:59He totally destroyed my Mr. McVicar!
11:02What?
11:04So, if you said Mr. McVicar would triumph tonight,
11:08then you an absolute big winner!
11:15Twenty more gambling opportunities still to come on Banzai!
11:21Banzai!
11:24Fresh bets now!
11:35The miniature Mr. and Mrs. Interesting Offspring option!
11:41This tiny pair are man and wife named Sue and George.
11:46Although small, the love they share is bigger than words can say.
11:51So, to show the world the size of their big love, they had a small child.
11:57But now, it's all grown up!
12:00The question is, using only skill and judgement,
12:03can you spot who is the fruit of their little loins?
12:07Who's the son of pint-sized parents?
12:10Do you think he's chubby number one?
12:12Does he look like he born of baby-sized parents?
12:15What about tall number two?
12:18Does he look down on his parents?
12:20What do you think?
12:21How about number three?
12:23He's very small, only five foot five.
12:26But is he the one?
12:28Number four.
12:29His jeans look a little too short for him.
12:32But can you say the same about his mom and dad?
12:35Can you?
12:37Finally, number five.
12:39He's a very little man, but has grown his hair to make up for him.
12:43To be honest, it hasn't really worked, does it?
12:47Okay, as Bucks Fizz says, it's make your minds up time!
12:51Pressure bets now!
12:53It's a small world, isn't it?
12:55Yes!
12:56Hmm, interesting one, though.
12:58We betting on size to claim the prize.
13:00It's alright on the little knight, isn't it?
13:04Betting ends!
13:07Time to reveal the answer to the tiny teaser!
13:11If you said number one was the son of the little fella,
13:14you wrong!
13:16What you thinking?
13:17You're ginger man!
13:18They're not ginger at all!
13:19That's rubbish dwarf detectives!
13:23If you said number five!
13:25You wrong too!
13:27So obvious!
13:28Tiny red heading!
13:29Look at him!
13:30He over forty!
13:32What's your problem?
13:33But if you said man number four?
13:36You're a winner!
13:38Ha ha!
13:39Fantastic family choosings!
13:42His name is Mr. Nick!
13:45And he the total sized son of Sue and George!
13:49What a lovely picture!
13:51Thank you all for coming!
13:53Today, you have proved that great things come from small packages!
13:57But seriously!
13:59Before you go, can anyone lend me a tenner?
14:01Can they?
14:03You see?
14:04I am a little short!
14:06Ha ha ha ha!
14:07Short!
14:08Get it?
14:09Yes!
14:12What else we got?
14:19Look out below!
14:21It's Mr. Shake Handsman 2!
14:23Mr. Shake Handsman liked to shake hands with celebrity people for a long time!
14:30Last time, we managed to shake hands with pretty singing lady, Mrs. Alicia Keith for 96 seconds!
14:38Which was quite impressive actually!
14:41Today, he's shaking the hand of funny American film man, Mr. Adam Sandler!
14:47Question is, how long you reckon he shakes Sandler man's hand for?
14:52Will he hang on for A, 0 to 20 seconds!
14:55B, 21 to 40 seconds!
14:58C, 41 to 60 seconds!
15:01O, D, 61 seconds and over!
15:03Place bets now!
15:05It's a simple shaking situation!
15:08How long does Sandler man stand?
15:10And shake the shaking man's hand!
15:13Betting ends!
15:15Mr. Shake Hands in position!
15:18Okay, here he goes!
15:21Start the clock!
15:22Mr. Adam Sandler man!
15:24Mr. Adam Sandler man!
15:25I'm totally happy with the shaking situation!
15:28Mr. It's nice to be here, nice to meet you!
15:29Mr. Sooo...
15:30Mr. Good to watch!
15:32Mr. Holding?
15:34Mr. Shaking?
15:35Mr. Still Holding?
15:36Mr. The reason why I got involved initially, and I like shaking your hand, you're a good man!
15:39Mr. Oh! Nooo!
15:41Mr. It's all over!
15:44Mr. It's soo embarrassing for the big man!
15:48Mr. What happened?
15:49He just lost it! He froze like a rabbit in the shaking headlights!
15:54Go away! I can't start to see your big fat face around here any longer!
16:00How do we clock now? Nineteen seconds!
16:04If you bet on A, zero to twenty seconds, you are a winner!
16:09At least somebody had me with this performance!
16:12Quick! What else we got?
16:18Ah! What's this? What are these things? They look a bit dodgy!
16:24These are pantomone manhorses!
16:27Oh, yes! Amazing! I saw one once with Mr. Christopher Biggins!
16:33Yes! Pathetic!
16:37Manhorses! Look at the state of it! What are we doing with them?
16:41Manhorses!
16:47Manhorses!
16:49Manhorses!
16:51Manhorses!
16:51Manhorses!
16:51A Hanging manhorse mystery!
16:55Rules of manhorse mystery, very, very simple!
17:00Each manhorse will hang on to a set of gymnastic rings using only their manhorse powers.
17:07They must try to hang on to these rings for as long as possible!
17:12Understand?
17:13Good!
17:15Manhorse number one has the name of Nebby!
17:20Manhorse to call himself Harald!
17:25The question is, which manhorse do you reckon shall hang on the longest?
17:30Oi!
17:32Could it be A, Nebby, or B, Harald?
17:36A, silly, or B, stupid?
17:39Place your bets now!
17:41This is a simple manhorse hanging test!
17:44Oh, no, it isn't!
17:46Yes, it is!
17:47Oh, no, it isn't!
17:49It is!
17:50Quiet!
17:51Ready!
17:52End!
17:54Okay!
17:55Here we go!
17:56First manhorse for hangings is Mr. Neddy!
18:02Ready, Neddy?
18:04Go!
18:05Start the clock!
18:07Here we go!
18:08Hang in there, mister!
18:10That's the way!
18:12Remember!
18:12If manhorse break, it's all over!
18:16He's still going!
18:18Thirteen seconds!
18:19Doing well!
18:20Wait!
18:21Hold your horses!
18:22Horse!
18:23Droppings!
18:24It's all over!
18:26Mr. Neddy manage!
18:28Nineteen seconds!
18:29That's truly amazing!
18:31Brilliant manhorse hangings!
18:36Okay!
18:37Now it manhorse Harald turn!
18:39Are you ready, Harald?
18:41Are you steady?
18:42Go!
18:43Go!
18:43Go!
18:44Here we go!
18:45Remember!
18:46You have to beat 90 seconds to win today!
18:49Come on, Harald!
18:50Do it for Black Beauty!
18:52For Mr. Edo and Princess Anne!
18:55They all behind you here today!
18:57Approaching Neddy's time now!
18:59Sixteen!
19:00Seventeen!
19:01Eighteen!
19:02Nineteen!
19:03Yes!
19:05Edo and Neddy!
19:06So easy!
19:09If you chose him, you backed the right manhorse, mister!
19:13Still hanging, huh?
19:15Must ready soon!
19:16Free!
19:17Easy!
19:18Yes!
19:20How long on clock?
19:21Thirty-six seconds!
19:23That was hanging history!
19:26Amazing danglings!
19:33This is eccentric starman, Mr. Patrick Moore!
19:37He's famous for looking at the sky!
19:40At night!
19:42Mr. Moore bored of his stargazing!
19:45That's why we contacted Banzai with a gamble of his own design!
19:50In a game we call...
20:00Mr. Patrick Moore's Chocolate Telescope Teaser!
20:05Rules are simple!
20:07Mr. Cheeky Chappy will hold a genuine chocolate bar at the end of Mr. Mooreman's Telescope!
20:15As Mr. Patrick studied chocolate, all you have to do is say which bar he's looking at!
20:22Look!
20:23Mooreman looking at the bar now!
20:25Squinting now!
20:27Still looking at the bar!
20:29Focus it, fella!
20:31There it is!
20:33Unbelievable!
20:34Oh!
20:35So close!
20:37Such detail!
20:39Mooreman's Chocolate Telescope!
20:41Really doing the business out there!
20:44But which bar is the starman studying?
20:47What do you reckon?
20:48Is it...
20:49A. A Milky Way?
20:51B. A Mars?
20:53Or C. A Galaxy?
20:55A. Not ruin appetite!
20:57B. Work quest and play!
21:00Or C. Hasn't got a cash phrase!
21:03Place bets now!
21:05Come on, come on!
21:07Which bar like a star?
21:08They all taste good to me, but which one ain't going to be?
21:13Bending ends!
21:16Okay!
21:17Time for chocolate conclusion!
21:20Mr. Patrick!
21:21What you looking at, fella?
21:24A varied background.
21:26Dark patches.
21:27Sweets which could be canals.
21:29Yes, it's certainly Mars.
21:32Amazing!
21:33I never saw it coming!
21:35Mars bar!
21:36So obvious!
21:38If you said answer B, then you're correct!
21:42Thank you for your bar gazing, Mr. Moore!
21:45Tell me, Mr. Patrick.
21:46Have you ever looked at Uranus through your telescope?
21:50Have you?
21:51Seriously?
21:51You have!
21:54You looked at Uranus!
21:56Ahahaha!
21:58He looked at his own anus!
22:01Ahahaha!
22:04Ah, unbelievable!
22:12Banzai!
22:15Banzai!
22:16Next time on Banzai, a Moo Moo Mobile Mystery!
22:21Look!
22:22Mr. Metna left his phone up cow bottom!
22:25One!
22:25One!
22:28Ah!
22:31Disgusting!
22:32Mr. Cowman!
22:33What you doing?
22:35Answer your phone!
22:37Assamed your mobile!
22:39Well, you should be!
22:41Ha!
22:42Ha!
22:43Ha!
22:58Hush!
23:01I like shaking your hand here!
23:03Good match!
23:09踊り続けてみたい夜なのさ
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