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00:09Play at Home Fun
00:11From a land where anything is truly possible comes new gambling opportunities
00:19Place your bets now, it's time to play Anzai
00:22Blast, blast, blast, blast
00:29Blast, blast, blast
00:34Blast, blast
00:38Blast, blast
00:40Blast, blast
00:41Blast, blast
00:46Blast, blast
00:48The Stringman's special lady friend the puzzle
00:52This Mr. Stringman, he big time lady chappie who reckon he done it proper with over 2,000 ladies
01:00That's nearly one lady a week since he was born
01:04Oh, what a smashing block
01:07But the question is, which lovely blondie lady is he doing it proper with this week?
01:14Is it number one?
01:15Is it?
01:17Mmm
01:19Lovely
01:20And number two
01:22Oh
01:22Is that a Stringy turn on?
01:25Uh huh
01:27Number three
01:28Mmm
01:29Can you imagine her and Mr. Stringy at it?
01:34He he he he he he
01:36Number four
01:37Oh
01:39Very nice
01:42Or is it number five?
01:45Could be tasty
01:47So
01:48So
01:48Which one you think Stringman's very special lady friend?
01:54Place your bets now!
01:57Remember
01:58If you don't bet
02:00You don't get
02:04Betting ends!
02:05Ha!
02:07Ha!
02:07Okay
02:08Which lovely blondie lady is he doing it proper with this week?
02:12If you thought number one was not on Stringman's bedpost
02:18You sadly mistaken her!
02:21He old enough to be her father!
02:23Stupid!
02:25If you went for number four
02:28You even sadder
02:30She young enough to be his daughter!
02:33But if you go for number two
02:37Congratulations!
02:39Because so did Mr. Stringman!
02:42If only we could harness him
02:44We'd have enough electricity to light up the whole of Doncaster
02:53Still lots of gambling opportunities come on Banzai
02:58But first
03:06The Old Lady Tower of Egg Torment
03:11This Mrs. Eggie Eggie Smashie Smashie
03:14She quite frankly a Banzai embarrassment
03:17Because for some reason
03:19She can only gain pleasure
03:20By dropping eggs from a large height on innocent passers-by
03:24Question is
03:26Will this young lady pedestrian be the innocent victim of mad old lady's egg crime?
03:32Will old lady's egg hit or miss?
03:35Yes or no?
03:36Yes or no?
03:38Yes or no?
03:40Press your bets now!
03:42Come on, come on!
03:44Will she end up with egg all over her face?
03:46Will she?
03:48Ready?
03:49Ready?
03:54Okay, here come nice lady
03:57Mad old lady has a ready star egg!
04:00Will it smack her in face?
04:03Oh ho!
04:04Oh that was close!
04:06But no cigar!
04:07If you say yes
04:08You wrong!
04:10She okay!
04:13Here's a bloke with glasses on
04:16Surely she not pick on personal specs
04:18What do you reckon?
04:20Will she hit a miss?
04:21Hit a miss?
04:22Hit a miss?
04:23Press bet now!
04:26What do you think?
04:27Yes or no?
04:28Yes or no?
04:30Betting in!
04:32Here he comes!
04:34There she goes!
04:35Yes!
04:36Which is cool bruiser eye is egg!
04:40Oh no!
04:42Let's see that again!
04:45Oh that's an absolute disgrace!
04:48Old Lady is full of delight?
04:50That was a great example
04:52To many youngsters watching at home!
05:00Banzai!
05:03The Seven Sins of Deadliness
05:07Mr. Peter Davidson is known worldwide as a great big thespian
05:13Manzai deeply honored to be allowed to face Gamble around his acting masterclass
05:19Many thanks
05:20Mr. Cheeky Chappy will show Mr. Peter a card that has one of the Seven Sins of Deadliness written on
05:28it
05:28Oh, splendid
05:30Using only the power of his face
05:33Mr. Peter will then convey this sin to the audience
05:38In this case, it is of course lust
05:41Which look very similar to drop the wind
05:48But question we are asking is
05:51Which of the Seven Sins of Deadliness is he demonstrating now?
05:56He has begun, I think
05:58But what's in he doing this time?
06:02Is it A. Envoy
06:05B. Avarice
06:07C. Raph
06:09Very subtle
06:11It hardly like he acting at all
06:14But who are we to question someone who has appeared on a primetime BBC One drama about vets?
06:22What do you think it is?
06:24What do you think it is?
06:24A, B, or C?
06:26A, B, or C?
06:30A, B, or C?
06:43Okay, so what deadly sin was Mr. Peter acting out?
06:49Oh, it was C. Raph
06:53If you said C, then congratulations
07:06Rubbish clown, rubbish creature
07:10This is a clown
07:12A clown is a man who is not very funny
07:15And not very good at magic
07:16But think, if he dress up in wacky clothes
07:19No one will notice
07:21They normally smell of ulaga too
07:24Rubbish clown, rubbish creature
07:29Clowns also like to make novelty animals out of balloons
07:33Unfortunately, a clown is even worse at this than he is at magic
07:37True, true happiness will follow
07:41So, question Bandai is asking is
07:44What balloon animal do you think the clown has made?
07:49True, true happiness will follow
07:50Is it A. A kangaroo
07:53Yeah, yeah
07:55B. A squirrel
07:56Or C. A parrot
08:00Difficult decision, isn't it?
08:02Precious bets now
08:05Come on, come on
08:06Bet, bet, bet
08:09You've got to win it
08:10To win it
08:11Quick, quick, quick
08:12Making the end
08:15So, Mr. Ravish Scary Crown
08:18What you made for us, A?
08:20Was it B. A squirrel?
08:23Oh, no
08:25What about A. A kangaroo?
08:28Not that either
08:30Blimey, surely not C. A parrot
08:34You've got to be kidding, Mr. Clown Man
08:37That's rubbish
08:38Yet again
08:40You and your clown ways
08:41Have attempted to pass off
08:43Disappointing rubbish
08:44As family entertainment
08:46You should be ashamed of yourself
08:51Banzai
08:53This, a little Ted
08:55He called Mark
08:56He got natural Teddy Boy quiff and everything
08:59This, another little Ted
09:02He called Barrett
09:03And he more like tiny Robbie Coltrane with a wig
09:06Every Teddy Boy know that smoking cigarette is cooler than school daddy
09:12But the question Banzai wishes to be answered is
09:15Which tiny Teddy Boy is best at flicking fags into his mouth?
09:28The Evil Ted Fag Challenge
09:31Rules of Little Ted Fag Challenge
09:34Simple
09:34Each little Ted is given ten cigarettes
09:37They must then take it in turn to flick the fag into their open mouths
09:42If they miss, it don't count
09:44The one who gets most fags in his mouth is the winner
09:47Understand?
09:49Good
09:50So which tiny Teddy Boy you think will be champion fag flicker?
09:55Will it be Mark or Darren?
09:58Mark or Darren?
10:00Place your bets
10:02One for the money
10:04Two for the show
10:05Three get ready
10:06Now go
10:06Catacomb
10:08Betting ends
10:10Okay, Teddy Boys
10:12Let the fag challenge commence
10:14Mark won the toss and is first to throw
10:19Oh, no!
10:20Got it now!
10:22Ha, ha!
10:23Mark now!
10:24No!
10:25Ha, ha!
10:26Darren
10:27He missed
10:28Mark
10:29Ha, ha, ha!
10:31Darren
10:32No!
10:33Mark
10:34No!
10:35Got it!
10:37Oh, no!
10:38Mark now!
10:39Yes, he got it!
10:41One yield to Mark!
10:43Oh, ha!
10:44Outstanding!
10:45Back to Darren
10:46Oh, miss!
10:48Mark now!
10:49Oh, two yield!
10:51Glorious fag freaking!
10:54Ha, ha!
10:55Come on, Darren
10:56Oh, he got it!
10:59Two, one!
11:00Wow!
11:02Mark
11:03No!
11:05Darren
11:05Oh, no!
11:08Last one, Mark!
11:09Oh, no!
11:11Ho, ho, ho, ho!
11:14Come on, Darren!
11:15You need this to die!
11:17No!
11:19That is!
11:20Mark is a winner!
11:22If you say Mark is winner, then you are as well!
11:25May all your rock'n'roll dreams come true!
11:31One-time!
11:35That's all from part one!
11:37There are still plenty more gambling opportunities in part two, including...
11:42The Battler Bravai Bet!
11:46Mr. Shake Handsman!
11:48I'm only Japanese!
11:50And...
11:51The Goat Wee Wager!
11:55One-time!
11:56And the third one!
12:06One-time!
12:08The Bachelor Bravai Bet!
12:09Place your bets now!
12:11Ha!
12:18The Bachelor Bravai Bet!
12:22This is John.
12:24He a genuinely confirmed bachelor who has an eye for ladies' fashion.
12:28Particularly, ladies' underwear.
12:32The Bachelor Bravai Bet!
12:36The question is, which type of ladies' underthings do you think ring his bachelor bell?
12:42So, let's see underwear style number one!
12:47Oh, blimey, righty!
12:50Bachelor must think it's Christmas or something.
12:53What's he wearing, huh?
12:55Not much.
12:56It's some sort of black lacy number.
12:58Very nice.
13:00Bachelor boy, having a good look?
13:04Maybe this is the one he go for?
13:07Next, is classy, cream, silky thing.
13:12Mr. Bachelor Man keeping his hands to himself like proper gentlemen.
13:17Does he like it?
13:19They've got to tell.
13:20Don't give up on us, baby.
13:24Bachelor, bring it to cool.
13:27Final outfit is big, red, sexy, nightie.
13:31Oh, ho, ho!
13:33She's a very saucy lady.
13:35I think red suits her.
13:37But what about Bachelor Man?
13:38Love makes your heart...
13:40Oh, what was that?
13:41Look like he got something in his eye.
13:43Let's see that again in slow motion.
13:46Bachelor Man is having a wink.
13:49Outstanding sexy winking from Bachelor.
13:52He really know how to please the ladies.
13:55You dirty old sly fox, you.
13:59Okay, which one do you think is his favorite?
14:02Do you think he go for...
14:04A. Black and lacy.
14:06B. Creamy, silky.
14:09Or C. Red, naughty.
14:12Place your bets now.
14:15Come on, think about it.
14:17Put yourself in his shoes.
14:19Begging ends.
14:21So which is Bachelor Man's favorite sexy lady thing?
14:26It's a creamy, silky thing that looks more like a long dress.
14:31That's a strange choice.
14:32I wonder why he picked it.
14:35I was attracted by the unchallenging femininity of that last negligee.
14:39I also like cream as a color as opposed to black.
14:42Shut up!
14:51Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman.
14:56It's only the afternoon.
14:58Most people are hard at work in the office or something.
15:02The question is, what kind of person is it spends the daytime drinking beer in this London pub?
15:10Are they an Englishman, an Irishman, or a Scotsman?
15:14Looking, looking.
15:16Not even many ladies in here.
15:19Look at all these people, what they're all doing.
15:24Which one, though?
15:26Ah, here, though.
15:29So, what do you think this daytime drinker is, eh?
15:32Is he an Englishman, an Irishman, or a Scotsman?
15:36Please have bits now.
15:38Where are you going from?
15:40Come on, come on, come on.
15:42If you don't know, just have a guess.
15:44You've got a one-in-three chance.
15:48Letting ends.
15:50Okay, Mr. Daytime Lager Drinker Man.
15:53What's your name and where you come from?
15:56My name is Robert Waring.
15:58I live in Belfast, Northern Ireland.
16:01Oh, dear Irishman!
16:03If you guessed correctly, congratulations.
16:05Cheers, Mr. Irishman!
16:08Bottoms up!
16:10Banzai!
16:15Mr. Shake Hands Man!
16:19Mr. Shake Hands Man like to shake hands with celebrity people for a long time.
16:26Last time, he shake hands with boys' own bloke Ronan for eight seconds,
16:31which was frankly rubbish.
16:33But he's been in training all week.
16:36So hopefully, we should see some improvement.
16:41So, question is, how long you think he shake hands with Mr. Ant's friend, Mr. Deck for?
16:47Will it be A, under 30 seconds?
16:51B, 31 to 60 seconds?
16:53C, 61 to 120 seconds?
16:58Press your bets now!
17:00Come on, gamble, gamble!
17:02Gamble in the name of Mr. Shakey!
17:05Betting ends!
17:08Okay, Mr. Shake Hands Man!
17:10Let's get ready to rumble!
17:12Can you stay a moment, please?
17:13Can you stay a moment?
17:14Yeah.
17:15As you see, I'm only Japanese.
17:18All right.
17:18Who's your horses?
17:20Start the clock!
17:21Yeah.
17:21Have you been in Japan?
17:22Yes, yes, many times.
17:24How do you think the food most do you like?
17:27Um...
17:29Oh, Mr. Ant's very suspicious.
17:32He's trying to break it up.
17:33Keep on shaking, Mr. Shake Hands Man!
17:36Keep on!
17:36How about the boys are raw fish?
17:38Raw fish?
17:39Oh, I'm not too keen on the raw fish.
17:40Not keen on what?
17:41No, no.
17:42I've been in the northern country, Norway was swimming.
17:45They prefer, you know, raw fish as well.
17:47Right, right.
17:48Look at the shaking, outstanding, come on!
17:52Yeah!
17:53In your shaking is hard, though!
17:55Comment about the pressure, you two now, coordinated with the black.
17:59Yes, suits you, sir.
18:00Suits you, sir.
18:03Nice to see it.
18:04Oh, no!
18:05Mr. Dick, trying to escape.
18:07Hold on, Mr. Shake Hands Man!
18:09Hold on!
18:10Oh, no!
18:13It's all over!
18:16How long?
18:18Fifty-two seconds!
18:20Sturdy work, Mr. Shake Hands Man!
18:22If you bet me, you are a winner!
18:25I'm standing!
18:29Banzai!
18:31We are back at the daytime, Pop!
18:34It's only just gone three o'clock on Tuesday, but the bar's still packed!
18:41Looking around for right drinker?
18:43They're at the bar, all too busy drinking!
18:46Ha-ha!
18:47What about him at the back?
18:49He look a bit like rubbish film man, Michael Winner!
18:52Yes, good!
18:53Okay, where'd this daytime drinker man come from?
18:56Is he an Englishman, Irishman, or Scotsman?
19:06Hurry up!
19:07Hurry up!
19:08Hurry up!
19:09Hurry up!
19:09Come on!
19:10Have a good holiday!
19:12Petting games!
19:15Okay, Mr. daytime drinker!
19:17What's your name and where are you from?
19:20John Shawlessy!
19:22I'm from Northampton, England!
19:25Ha-ha!
19:26He's English!
19:27Crikey!
19:28Maybe he really is Mr. Michael Winner man!
19:31If you say he English, you are winner too!
19:34Banzai!
19:36Mr. Cheeky Chappy's devotion to Banzai is a lesson for us all to behold.
19:42He prides himself on his pursuit of truth for a genuine gambling opportunity.
19:47Today, he's being friendly as a goat.
19:51But what for?
19:53Oh!
19:54He's collecting genuine goat wheels!
19:56Oh!
19:57Very interesting!
19:58But what for?
20:07The goat wheel wager!
20:13This gentleman called Mark.
20:14He's tall and thin and look like Shaggy in Scooby Doo!
20:20Ha-ha!
20:21This man called Francesco.
20:23He's shorter than his opponent.
20:25But he has dyed his hair the kind of mustard to make up for it.
20:29But that's not important.
20:31Question that need answering is,
20:33which of these blokes can balance a genuine pint of goat pee on their head for the longest?
20:39So, who you think best man of balance?
20:41Shaggy man Mark?
20:43Or mustard boy Francesco?
20:45Shaggy or mustard?
20:47Shaggy or mustard?
20:48What you reckon?
20:49It's 50-50!
20:51Press your bets now!
20:54I can't hold your hand, just have a gamble!
21:00Betting ends!
21:04Okay!
21:05Everyone ready!
21:06Referee putting pint of pee in place!
21:09Gently does it!
21:11Oh!
21:12Splendid!
21:17And...
21:18They're off!
21:24It's looking good!
21:26Very still!
21:27Good balancing!
21:28Good goat wee balancing!
21:30They can't afford to move a muscle here!
21:32Tonight's twitch will cause waterfall on wee!
21:35He-he!
21:40Blimey!
21:40Cracky alrighty!
21:42They both steady as it looks!
21:44Both doing too well!
21:46They like balancing ninjas or something!
21:48This could go on all day!
21:50I need to change rules!
21:52Okay gentlemen!
21:54On three!
21:55Stand on one leg!
21:57One!
21:58Two!
21:59Three!
22:00Now!
22:01Gently does it?
22:03Haha!
22:03Could be tasty!
22:04They both standing on one leg!
22:11Look at them!
22:13Whoopling!
22:14Shaggy man in all sort of trouble!
22:16Be still Shaggy man!
22:18Be very still!
22:20Oh ho!
22:21Haha!
22:22It's all over!
22:24He start to lose balance and there's just no way back!
22:27Pint toppling!
22:29Shaggy man peepint fallen!
22:31Hahaha!
22:32If you bet on Mr. Francesco, congratulations!
22:37Your victory has given meaning to all our insignificant lives!
22:41Many thanks!
22:43Bansai!
22:48That's all from Bansai this week!
22:51Next week,
22:54Kim Kluge!
22:58And false arm wrestling!
23:01Five!
23:01Six!
23:02Go!
23:05Till next time!
23:06Bansai!
23:07The Queen Yee
23:09When the spell is found,
23:10The magic transcriptionist,
23:14What happens?
23:15Later isằng decided
23:21Thing did not matter if we kilometers were in the Ä° forge,
23:33The magic genom it into the T football field,
23:35Payloaded,
23:37If a man doubts cannot Win together the same time.
23:39Radar.
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