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00:00Anzai!
00:04Play at home fun.
00:06From a land where anything is truly possible, comes new gambling opportunities.
00:14Place your bets now, it's time to play Anzai!
00:25Anzai!
00:31Anzai!
00:33Place your bets now!
00:44The Cat Flop Shutter Flutter with Vanessa Fells!
00:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:53Rules are quite simple, really.
00:55Miss Vanessa Lady is hidden behind three giant cat flaps.
01:00In front of each flap sits a different, tasty hot dinner.
01:04What?
01:05Gamble is, which flap will Fells crawl through to get at the dinner in Vandava?
01:12Which food he could fill it in?
01:14Is it going to be, A, the triangle flap with bangles and mash?
01:19B, the square flap with liver and bacon?
01:24Or C, the circle flap with pie, chips and mushy beans?
01:29Place bets now!
01:30Come on, the purple flap!
01:32Yeeaaahhh!
01:33Everybody, let nobody, let nobody.
01:36They'll find a little bite!
01:37Everybody, let they go, they'll find a little bite!
01:40Everybody, let nobody, let's go.
01:40Everybody, let's go.
01:41At the end, friends!
01:43Okay, unleash the Felts lady, please.
01:48Where's he?
01:49Where's he go?
01:51Perhaps she chicken out?
01:53Shut up!
01:56Get you dindins, Felty!
01:59Don't!
02:00What's up?
02:01Oh ho ho!
02:03It felt!
02:04Look!
02:05She going straight for the food!
02:07Fly me!
02:08It's a sub!
02:10Lucky ready!
02:11It all for you!
02:13Pie chip and mushy peas!
02:15Ah!
02:16Delicious, eh?
02:17Felt face!
02:20If you said answer, C!
02:23If you see the circle flap, then you are Felt's flap expert!
02:27Well done to you!
02:30Quick!
02:30What else we got?
02:37Still lots more gambling opportunities to come on Banzai!
02:41But first...
02:44Lady One Question!
02:48Lady One Question like to say
02:50Absolutely nothing to celebrity people for long time!
02:55Last time, she remained totally silent in the company of Mr. Gene Simmons for 58 seconds!
03:03Question is, how long you think Mr. Backstreet Boy Man, Mr. Nick Carter hang around for, eh?
03:10How long the Backstreet Nick Man stay for?
03:13Will it be?
03:15A! Under 30 seconds!
03:17B!
03:1731 to 45 seconds!
03:20C!
03:2046 to 60 seconds!
03:22Or D!
03:2361 seconds and over!
03:26Pressure bets now!
03:27Ah!
03:28Everybody!
03:30Yeah!
03:31Rock and body!
03:33Yeah!
03:34Backstreet and back!
03:35Alright!
03:37Begin!
03:39Okay!
03:40Lady One Question!
03:42Ask Your One Question!
03:44Can you tell me some recent projects you are doing?
03:46I've been recording a little album, like a solo album
03:49So right now that album's probably gonna be out around October 22nd. That's where they're looking for it to be
03:54released
03:55And that's that's about it that I've been really working really really hard in the studio
03:59But in the lab, you know
04:00It's working
04:03So that's about it
04:08That's it and then nothing else I mean pretty much, but we we work out what else we got to
04:13I mean
04:14I've been doing my boat thing too. I've been working doing a
04:17It's a it's a boat racing thing that I just started up in it's a it's a powerboat kind of
04:22like NASCAR on the water
04:23And that's that's all I've been really doing right now, you know, just kind of getting this album together
04:26October 22nd and next month to be a single
04:31Okay
04:33Take care
04:36Going going not going not going anywhere
04:42He's gone
04:47Fifty seven seconds
04:49Brilliant if you say see you king of the one-question castle
04:54Quick what else we got?
05:00This man is mr. Keith Harris this puppet is mr. Orville
05:06Ah
05:08He's so cute
05:10By day they entertain children together
05:13But by night they plowl around in pursuit of sleeping young women
05:19Blimey
05:20It always a quiet one's in it
05:23I always knew that duck wasn't right
05:26However, it does against massive public opinion mean we can play
05:40The man puppet
05:42Brown look puzzle
05:45Rules are simple
05:46Harris and duck assistant will quietly enter the bedroom of a sleeping girl
05:52They will attempt to stroke her head as many times as they can
05:57Gamble ends when sleepy lady wakes up and catches the man puppet red-handed in her room
06:06Oh
06:07Oh look it's a pretty lady
06:09Ha ha is she the one?
06:12What's she doing?
06:14She getting ready for bed
06:16On secret cameras
06:18Really?
06:19You mean she don't know we watching her in her bedroom
06:22That is correct
06:23He he he he he he he
06:25The question is
06:27How many Harris strokes will it take until she awake?
06:31This no joke
06:32How many Harris strokes?
06:34Will it be
06:36A
06:36Three strokes and under
06:38B
06:39Four to six strokes
06:41C
06:42Seven to nine strokes
06:43Or
06:44D
06:45Ten strokes and over
06:47Place bets now
06:48I wish I could fly
06:50High up to the sky
06:52Quite a catch you on that actually
06:55Letting end
06:58Shhh
06:59Quiet
07:00We on special night time camera
07:03Here come
07:05So expert creepings
07:07They definitely played this game before
07:10In they go
07:12Look at Orville
07:13What a professional he is
07:16Oh my
07:17They in the room
07:19She no idea at all
07:21He he he he he he he he
07:22Big green duck ready
07:24Look quite evil in the dark Danny
07:26Okay
07:28Start stroking please
07:30Look at it
07:31Oh my
07:34Get away
07:35Ha ha
07:36One
07:38Two
07:39Cutting
07:41Three
07:42Four
07:45Five
07:47Six
07:48Six
07:49She awake
07:50Oh no
07:51Run away
07:52Amazing
07:53She has
07:54Six of the best
07:55In that half dozen strokings
07:58If you said
07:59Me
07:59Four to six strokes
08:01Then you
08:02One hundred percent correct
08:04Wait
08:05Let's go
08:08Banzai
08:10Banzai
08:11This man
08:12Is Mr.
08:13Ahmed Jones
08:14He a good man
08:15Who is famous for walking in the air
08:17And being on songs of thraves
08:20This man
08:21Is Mr. John McVicar
08:23He is bad man
08:25Who famous for being a big tough criminal man
08:28For one night only
08:30Banzai
08:31Has brought them together
08:32To play a very special game
08:35We call
08:42An interesting
08:43Good man
08:44Bad man
08:45Battle
08:46In front of both Mr.
08:48Allard and Mr.
08:49McVicar
08:50Are fifteen genuine action videos
08:53On command
08:54Both must pick the videos up
08:56And lift them in the air
08:57For as long as possible
09:00Winner
09:01Is the man who can hold
09:02All his videos in the air
09:04For the longest
09:05If you drop them
09:07You'll lose
09:07Understand?
09:10Good
09:11Okay
09:12Here we go
09:12Time for battle
09:14Three
09:15Two
09:15One
09:18Straight down to business
09:20Question is
09:21Who can hold them up
09:23For the longest time?
09:24Who will win this ultimate destiny?
09:27Mr. Allard
09:27Or Mr. McVicar
09:29Place bets now
09:31Come on, come on
09:33Get betting soon
09:34Or Allard will give us a tune
09:35I'm walking in the air
09:39So rubbish
09:42Betting ends
09:45Oh, look at that concentration out there
09:48So comfortable
09:49The fire
09:50Yellow paper
09:51Sun
09:52In the sky
09:52Showing no signs of weakness yet
09:55When the wind is high
09:57Hold on
09:58Is that legal?
10:00When the wind is high
10:01Look at Jones
10:01He seems to be holding his videos underneath
10:04The referee seems happy
10:07Must be okay
10:08I must be in the rules or something
10:10If your night is dark
10:12But hold on
10:14It looks like
10:15McVicar in trouble here
10:16He is starting to shake
10:18Starting to take the claw
10:20Come on, fella
10:22Keep it going
10:23But wait
10:25Mr. Allard's video is starting to slip
10:27Where are they going, Jones?
10:30Hold them up, Mr.
10:32Squeeze them together
10:33Squeeze it
10:34Squeeze it
10:35What's he doing?
10:37He really getting the big fella upstairs down tonight?
10:42John's sleeping
10:44Sleeping
10:45Sleeping
10:46Sleeping
10:46Hold on
10:47They're going
10:48Going
10:49They're going
10:51That's your loss
10:53He totally lost his grip
10:56Totally pathetic holding his robber
10:59He totally destroyed by Mr. McVicar
11:03What?
11:04So
11:05If you said Mr. McVicar would triumph tonight
11:07Then
11:08You're an absolute big winner
11:14Twenty more gambling opportunities still to come
11:19On Banzai
11:21End of part one
11:28Banzai
11:31Press bet now
11:42The miniature Mr. and Mrs. Interesting Offspring option
11:48This tiny pair
11:50Are man and wife
11:51Named Sue and George
11:53Although small
11:54The love they share
11:56Is bigger than words can say
11:58So
11:59To show the world
12:01The size of their big love
12:02They had a small child
12:04But now
12:05It's all grown up
12:07Question is
12:08Using only skill and judgement
12:10Can you spot
12:12Who is the fruit of their little loins?
12:14Who's the son of pint-sized parents?
12:17Do you think Mr. Chubby number one?
12:19Does he look like
12:20He born of baby-sized parents?
12:23What about tall number two?
12:25Does he look down on his parents?
12:27What do you think?
12:28How about number three?
12:31He very small
12:32Only five foot five
12:33But is he the one?
12:35Number four
12:36His jeans look a little too short for him
12:39But can you say the same about his mom and dad?
12:42Can you?
12:44Finally
12:44Finally
12:45Number five
12:46He a very little man
12:47But has grown his hair to make up for him
12:50To be honest
12:51It hasn't really worked, does it?
12:54Okay
12:54As Buck's face says
12:56It's make your minds up time
12:58Press your bets now
13:00It's a small one, isn't it?
13:02Yes
13:03Hmm
13:03Interesting one though
13:05We betting on size to claim the prize
13:07It alright on a little night, isn't it?
13:10We betting ends
13:14Time to reveal the answer to the tiny teaser
13:18If you said number one was the son of the little fella
13:21You wrong
13:22What you thinking?
13:24You ginger man
13:25They're not ginger at all
13:27That rubbish dwarf detectives
13:29If you said number five
13:32You wrong too
13:34So obvious
13:35Tiny red Harry
13:36Look at him
13:37He over forty
13:39What's your problem?
13:40But if you said man number four
13:43You are a winner!
13:47Fantastic family choosings
13:50His name
13:51Is Mr. Nick
13:52And he the total size son of Sue and George
13:56What a lovely picture!
13:58Thank you all for coming!
14:00Today
14:01You have proved that great things come from small packages
14:05But seriously
14:06Before you go
14:07Can anyone lend me a tenner?
14:09Can they?
14:10You see
14:11I am a little short
14:14Short
14:15Get it?
14:16Yes
14:19What else we got?
14:26Look out you know
14:28In Mr. Shake Hands Man 2
14:31Mr. Shake Hands Man 2
14:32Mr. Shake Hands Man liked to shake hands with celebrity people for a long time
14:37Last time
14:38He managed to shake hands with pretty singing lady Mrs. Alicia Keys for 96 seconds
14:45Which was quite impressive actually
14:48Today
14:49Today
14:50He is shaking the hand of funny American film man Mr. Adam Sandler
14:55Question is
14:55How long you reckon he shakes Sandler man's hand for?
14:59Will he hang him for?
15:01A
15:010 to 20 seconds
15:03B
15:0421 to 40 seconds
15:05C
15:0641 to 60 seconds
15:08Or D
15:0961 seconds and over
15:10Place bets now
15:12It's a simple shaking situation
15:14How long does Sandler man stand?
15:17And shake the shaking man's hand
15:21Beding ends
15:22Mr. Shake Hands in position
15:25Okay
15:26Here he goes
15:27Start the clock
15:29Hello
15:29Hello
15:31Sandler man
15:32Totally happy with the shaking situation
15:35It's nice to be here
15:36Nice to meet you
15:36So good to watch
15:39How you are helping
15:40Holding
15:41And shaking
15:42Still holding
15:43I got involved initially
15:44And I like shaking your hand
15:46You're a good man
15:46No
15:48It's all over
15:51It's so embarrassing for the big man
15:55What happened?
15:57He just lost it
15:58He froze
15:59Like a rabbit in the shaking headlights
16:01Go away
16:02I can't start to see your big fat face around here any longer
16:07How do we clock now?
16:10Nineteen seconds
16:11If you bet on A
16:13Zero to twenty seconds
16:15You are a winner
16:16At least somebody had me with this performance
16:19Quick
16:20What else we got?
16:23Bye bye
16:25Ah
16:26What's this?
16:27What are these things?
16:29They look a bit dodgy
16:31These are pantomone manhorses
16:34Oh yes
16:35Amazing
16:36I saw one once with Mr. Christopher Beggins
16:40Yes
16:41Pathetic
16:42Ha ha ha ha
16:44Manhorses
16:45Look at the state of it
16:47What are we doing with them then?
16:50Banzai
16:54Banzai
16:57Banzai
17:03Banzai
17:04The manhorses mystery
17:05Very very simple
17:06Each manhorses
17:08Will hang on to a set of gymnastic rings
17:11Using only their manhorses powers
17:14They must try to hang on to these rings
17:17For as long as possible
17:19Understand?
17:21Good
17:22Manhorses number one
17:24Has the name of
17:25Neddy
17:27Manhorses too call himself
17:29Harold
17:32The question is
17:34Which manhorses do you reckon
17:36Can hang on the longest?
17:38Could it be A
17:40Neddy
17:41Or B
17:42Harold
17:43A
17:44C D
17:44Or B
17:45Stupid
17:46Place your bets now
17:48It's a simple manhorses hanging test
17:51Oh no it isn't
17:53Yes it is
17:54Oh no it isn't
17:56It is
17:57Quiet
17:57Neddy
17:59End
17:59End
18:01Okay
18:02Here we go
18:03First manhorses for hangings
18:05Is Mr. Neddy
18:09Ready Neddy
18:11Go
18:12Start the clock
18:14Your way
18:15Hang in there mister
18:17That's the way
18:18Remember
18:19If manhorses break
18:21Get all over
18:23He's still going
18:2530 seconds
18:26Doing well
18:27Wait
18:28Hold your horses
18:29Horse
18:30Dropping
18:31It's all over
18:33Mr. Neddy managed
18:35Nineteen seconds
18:36That's truly amazing
18:38Brilliant manhorses hanging
18:43Ok
18:44Now it manhorses Harold turn
18:47Are you ready Harold
18:48Are you steady?
18:49Go go go
18:50He away
18:52Remember
18:53You have to beat
18:54Nineteen seconds to win today
18:56Come on Harold
18:57Do it for black beauty
18:59For Mr. Edo
19:00And the princess
19:01They all behind you here today
19:04Approaching Neddy's time now
19:06Sixteen
19:07Seventeen
19:08Eighteen
19:09Nineteen
19:10Yes
19:11Give me the Neddy
19:13So easy
19:15If you chose him
19:17You backed the right manhors Mr.
19:21Still hanging now
19:22Must ready soon
19:23Free
19:24Is it?
19:26Yes
19:27How long on clock?
19:2836 seconds
19:30That was hanging history
19:32Amazing danglings
19:35Amazing danglings
19:40This is eccentric starman Mr. Patrick Moore
19:44He's famous for looking at the sky
19:47At night
19:49Mr. Moore
19:50Hold over his stargazing
19:52That's why he contacted Banzai
19:55With a gamble of his own design
19:58In a game we call
20:07Mr. Patrick Moore's chocolate telescope teaser
20:12Rules are simple
20:14Mr. Cheeky Chappy
20:16Will hold a genuine chocolate bar
20:19At the end of Mr. Mooreman's telescope
20:22As Mr. Patrick studies chocolate
20:25All you have to do is
20:27Say which bar he's looking at
20:29Look! Mooreman looking at the bar now
20:32Squinting now
20:34Still looking at the bar
20:36Focus it fella
20:38There it is!
20:40Unbelievable!
20:42So close!
20:44Such detail!
20:47Mooreman's chocolate telescope
20:48Really doing the business out there
20:51But which bar is the starman studying?
20:54What do you reckon?
20:55Is it
20:56A. A Milky Way
20:58B. A Mars
21:00Or C. A galaxy
21:02D. Not to ruin appetite
21:05B. Work quest and play
21:07Or C. Hasn't got a cash phrase
21:10Place bets now
21:12Come on, come on!
21:14Which bar like a star?
21:16They all taste good to me
21:17But which one ain't going to be?
21:20B.
21:21Heading ends!
21:23Okay!
21:25Time for chocolate conclusion
21:26Mr. Patrick
21:28What you looking at fella?
21:31A varied background
21:33Dark patches
21:34Sweet sweet could be canals
21:36Yes!
21:37It's certainly Mars
21:38Amazing! I never saw it coming!
21:42Mars bar! So obvious!
21:45If you said answer B, then you're correct!
21:49Thank you for your bar gazing, Mr. Moore!
21:52Tell me, Mr. Patrick, have you ever looked at Uranus through your telescope?
21:57Have you? Seriously?
21:59You have! You looked at Uranus!
22:05He looked at his own anus!
22:08Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
22:11Ah! I'll leave a boo!
22:19Banzai!
22:23Next time on Banzai, a boo-boo mobile mystery!
22:29Look! Mr. Meta left his phone up, Carl Bottom!
22:33Get him out, doll!
22:36Ah! Disgusting, Mr. Karl-Man! What you doing?
22:42Answer your phone!
22:45Assamed your mobile? You should be!
22:51Banzai!
23:08Now, I like shaking your hand here. Good man!
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