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00:00Anzai!
00:04Play at home fun.
00:06From a land where anything is truly possible, comes new gambling opportunities.
00:14Place your bets now, it's time to play Anzai!
00:24Anzai!
00:31Anzai!
00:35Three lovely ladies dressed like Mrs. Sharon Stone in super sexy film Basic Instincts.
00:42Ooh, lovely jabbly!
00:45In the film, Mrs. Stone wears no underpants to intimidate men.
00:50We at Bandai all for that!
00:52So, we ask ladies to help us play a game we call...
01:05The bottomless basic instinct bet.
01:09All three may look like Sharon Stone, but only one has truly gone all the way and wearing nothing at
01:15all downstairs.
01:17She going comando!
01:19Ooh, how rude!
01:21Can you tell who it is?
01:23Could it be Sharon number one?
01:26What do you reckon, eh?
01:28Mmm, interesting!
01:30What about Sharon number two?
01:32Is she the naughty Nicholas lady?
01:35Oh, very hard to tell, isn't it?
01:37Lovely skill, eh?
01:39Maybe it's Sharon lady number three?
01:43Blimey!
01:44It's a tough one!
01:45She got a look, but has she cotton on her bottom?
01:48Ooh!
01:49Okay, Sharon!
01:51One more crossings for good luck!
01:54Haha, marvelous!
01:56One more for Father Christmas!
01:59Unstanding!
02:01Can we see that again, Snow Motion?
02:03No, we can't!
02:05This bet's now!
02:07Which Lady Rudy go front-bottom Rudy?
02:09Which Sharon Stone will it be?
02:11Yeah!
02:11One, two, four, three!
02:13Ah!
02:13Betting ends!
02:15Haha!
02:18Time for Super Sharon Stone mystery to be solved!
02:22If you said Sharon number one...
02:29You won!
02:30Good sensible underwear selection!
02:34If you say Sharon number two...
02:39Ooh!
02:40You're even longer!
02:42Believe me, say!
02:43Number three!
02:48Oh, I see!
02:52Fantastic results!
02:53She's the one who feels a breeze in the rude bit above her knees!
02:57Many thanks!
02:59What a Super Lady!
03:01It has been lovely working with you!
03:03Do you have any plans later?
03:05No, seriously!
03:07What are you up to?
03:09Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
03:12Why, crap!
03:17Still lots of gambling opportunities to come on Banzai!
03:21But first...
03:24Mr. Shake Handsman 2!
03:27Mr. Shake Handsman 2 also likes to shake hands with celebrity people for a long time!
03:34Last time, he shake hands with Mrs. Angelina Jolie for 67 seconds!
03:40Right in front of her husband, Billy Bob Thornton!
03:44Oh, cheeky!
03:45Question is...
03:47How long will Mr. Shake Handsman 2 shake hands with film star Jennifer Lovely you wait for?
03:54Will it be...
03:55A, 0 to 30 seconds!
03:57B, 31 to 60 seconds!
03:59C, 61 to 90 seconds!
04:01D, 91 to 120 seconds!
04:03Or E, 121 seconds to 150 seconds!
04:06Pressure bets now!
04:09Will he be shaking the night away with lovely lady?
04:12Or will she shake him and leave him?
04:15Time running out!
04:17Betting ends!
04:19Time for celebrity shakings!
04:21On your marks!
04:23Get set!
04:24Start shaking!
04:26Oh!
04:27He talking to the camera again!
04:28She waking!
04:30And shaking!
04:31Number one cute girl!
04:34He's so cheeky!
04:35Ha ha ha ha!
04:37You enjoy your movie?
04:38Um, I like Jackie Chan movies!
04:40She very pretty lady!
04:42That's for sure!
04:42I love action movies!
04:43If she shakes as good as she looks, we could be here all night!
04:47Ha ha ha ha!
04:48Mr. Shake Handsman!
04:49You are lucky to be shaking her!
04:51Starting at the beginning of September!
04:53Yeah!
04:54He talking again!
04:56Shake that hand Mr. Shake Handsman!
04:58Get stuck in this, huh?
05:00Could you tell us give us a hint?
05:02Um, yeah, it's a, it's a broad comedy!
05:06Um, and I kind of play like a, a sexy vixen color artist!
05:10Oh!
05:11He doing very well!
05:13Maybe he break all Shake Hands record here today!
05:16We could be watching Shaking History in the making here!
05:20Yeah!
05:21Good rhythm actually!
05:22Good today, yeah!
05:24Um, I don't know, hopefully!
05:26I loved it there!
05:27I used to go there a lot!
05:28She's so polite!
05:29What a lovely lady!
05:32Do you like me the kingdom?
05:34Yes!
05:34Yes!
05:35There could be unprecedented shakings here today!
05:38Yes, I'm just there!
05:38They go together like...
05:39Yes, I love it!
05:40Yes!
05:41What else would you be planning for me?
05:44I'm sorry?
05:45What else would you be planning for me?
05:47What?
05:47What's he saying?
05:48She can't understand him either!
05:50Maybe there's another gimmick!
05:52Hold it!
05:53Don't let go!
05:55She won't take away!
05:56Hold on!
05:58Shake it!
05:58Nearly!
06:00Nearly!
06:01Nearly!
06:02Ahhhh!
06:03It's all over!
06:06How long did he shake for?
06:08Ninety-seven seconds!
06:11Unbelievable!
06:14Refuser D, you are a winner!
06:17Thank you, Mr. Shakersman 2!
06:19You wear the shaking trousers round here!
06:22And don't you forget it, mister!
06:25Panzer!
06:30The Roundabout of Righteousness roulette!
06:33These men dress like a good man called Mr. Gandhi!
06:37He was in the multi-Oscar winning film called Gandhi!
06:41These men all like to dress like bad man Mr. Adolf Hitler!
06:45He starred in World War II!
06:47This is Mr. Cheeky Chappie!
06:50He's not good or bad, he's just cheeky!
06:52Which is why he has put good and evil together, side by side, on his very own...
06:58Roundabout of Righteousness!
07:02Rules are simple!
07:03When Cheeky Chappie spins roundabout around, where do you think it will come to a halt?
07:09Who will be facing Mr. Cheeky Chappie when the big wheel stops?
07:14Mr. Gandhi Man or Mr. Hitler Man?
07:17Understand?
07:18Good!
07:19Place your bets now!
07:21Who do you think you are killing Mr. Hitler if you think this gambler's wrong?
07:29Lettings in!
07:30Okay, Mr. Cheeky Chappie, begin your rotations please!
07:37Round and round they go, where they stop nobody know!
07:41Spin you right round baby, right round, like a record baby!
07:45Oh, it's starting make me feel a bit funny actually!
07:49The laws of physics say that the roundabout must stop soon!
07:53Start slowing down now!
07:55Slowing!
07:56Slower!
07:57Who it going to be?
07:59Hitler!
08:00Gandhi!
08:00Hitler!
08:01Gandhi!
08:02Hitler!
08:02Gandhi!
08:03So close!
08:05Oh, Gandhi Man!
08:06Oh, no way!
08:07No way!
08:07Old Man Hitler!
08:09Never!
08:10It almost stopping!
08:12This got Gandhi written all over it!
08:15Yes!
08:16Yeah!
08:16No!
08:17No!
08:18Oh, no, no!
08:19Oh, oh!
08:20It's all over!
08:21Look!
08:22It's a miserable looking Nazi man!
08:24If you pick Hitler just like the German people, then you are a winner!
08:31The Nazis have won the roundabout war!
08:35Tear up your history books!
08:36Time for a new chapter!
08:38Warpets, please!
08:44What's this?
08:45Two dirty old celebrity punk men caught stomping out fags in strictly no-smoking-aloud Banzai
08:52studio!
08:53This is a case for...
08:55The Fakut's Chinese Detective!
08:58The backwards detective is only detective with power to reverse the laws of time!
09:04Mr. and Mrs. Batman, watch out!
09:07Because crime costs you!
09:09And right here's where you start paying!
09:11Here he come!
09:13The backwards Chinese detective!
09:16You feeling lucky, punks?
09:18Go ahead!
09:18Make his day!
09:20Time to start reverse solvings!
09:23Time for crime rewind!
09:28Here they go!
09:29Ha, ha, ha!
09:30Outstanding backwards police work!
09:32Ha, ha, ha!
09:34Already dirty old punks caught red-handed!
09:37Oh, disgusting!
09:39They know it's bad for them, but that's why they love it!
09:42Crime gamble question is, who do you think light up cigarette first?
09:47Who is the prime punk puffer?
09:49Which punk man was the first to inhale?
09:52Was it punk number one?
09:55Mr. Sex Pistol Glenn?
09:57He enjoy anarchy, safety pins, and Her Majesty the Queen!
10:02Or could it be punk number two?
10:06Mr. Strangler Hugh!
10:07He enjoy walking on beaches, looking at the peaches?
10:11Hmm, fair enough!
10:12So, it's one of the two!
10:14Now it's down to you!
10:16Flash your bets now!
10:18Come on!
10:20Who breaking the law?
10:21You are the jury!
10:22We are going to throw away the key here!
10:26Fitting ends!
10:29Okay!
10:30On with backwards smokings!
10:31Let's see who started smoking first!
10:34Maybe reverse smoking good for you?
10:36I don't know, I'm no expert, but it could catch on!
10:40Couldn't he?
10:40Backwards Chinese detective knows that it's only a matter of reverse time until he solves the crime!
10:46Cigarette growing now!
10:48Very close to writings!
10:50Puffing!
10:51Blowing!
10:52Smoking!
10:53Still smoking!
10:54Almost!
10:55Yes!
10:56Yes!
10:57Oh, look!
10:58Backwards Chinese detective writing punk man Mr. Glenn!
11:01It can only mean one thing!
11:04Hugh man was first to start!
11:06Yes!
11:07The backwards detective has caught the punk who done it!
11:11Ha ha!
11:12Case closed!
11:13It's all over for you Mr. Hugh!
11:16You going downtown!
11:18Ha ha!
11:19We are going to throw away the key you filthy punk!
11:22Thank you Mr. Backwards Chinese detective!
11:25Once again, the world is a safer place with the law in your backward hands!
11:34Many more gambling opportunities still to come on Banzai, including...
11:39Lady one question!
11:41The celebrity box of Death's Dilemma!
11:45And...
11:46The little chocolate ball blow bet!
11:49End of part one!
11:51Guys more holes!
11:55Sorry does who dies!
11:56Slatise bits now!
11:58Ha ha!
12:00Ha ha!
12:00Ha ha!
12:03Yes!
12:04The celebrity box of Death's Dilemma!
12:09This lady is called Alma, she famous for spending years on Coronation Street!
12:14Recently, millions of people saw her but tragically pass away on the penny.
12:18But as we can all see, she is still very much alive.
12:22Who is she?
12:25Conclusion can only be made that she is in fact one of the living dead.
12:30Who, by day, must seek refuge in one of these five coffins.
12:36When the sun rises, Miss Alma must make one of these coffins her home.
12:41Question is, which one you think she choose to spend the rest of her undead days in?
12:46Could it be coffin number one?
12:49Is this the perfect celebrity resting place for the former Mrs. Mike Baldwin?
12:55Maybe it's coffin number two.
12:58A lovely light oak number that is slightly cheaper but no less comfortable.
13:03Could it be number three?
13:05Oh, what smashing brush handle it got, eh?
13:10Is it box number four?
13:12It has a hatch so that you can see dead people.
13:16Oh, that's not nice.
13:18Finally, there's coffin number five.
13:21This made from teak.
13:23That's a lovely wood, actually.
13:27Okie dokie.
13:28It make your mind up time, friends.
13:30Which coffin you think Coronation Street Lady is laid to rest in?
13:34Box number one?
13:35Box number two?
13:36Box number three?
13:37Box number four?
13:37Or box number five?
13:39Place your bets now!
13:41Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, which is the coffin you think Alma trust?
13:46Come on, come on!
13:47Last orders at the robbers for Alma!
13:51Box number four?
13:53Box number five?
13:55Box number five?
14:00Box number five?
14:01Box number five?
14:01Box number five?
14:01Box number five?
14:01Box number five?
14:01Box number five?
14:02Box number five?
14:03Box number five?
14:04Box number five?
14:05Box number five?
14:06Box number five?
14:08Box number five?
14:09Box number five?
14:15Box number five?
14:17If you say this one, no, she's not there.
14:23More coffin openings, please.
14:26Number three, now.
14:29You see?
14:31Yes!
14:33It's Alma out of Coronation Street.
14:36My, oh, my.
14:38What a trooper.
14:41Mrs. Alma, I hope you feeling better soon.
14:44Okay, what else we got?
14:51Banzai!
14:53This Miss Jody Kid.
14:56This Miss Lisa B.
14:59They're supermodels.
15:00They can do almost anything.
15:03And they're no one or no thing.
15:05Only one thing can defeat them.
15:09Chocolate sweets!
15:14It is simple.
15:15If these two eat sweet, they get fat.
15:18And if they are fat, they will no longer be super.
15:21There can be only one.
15:23So, they battle each other across the world in an ancient contest we call...
15:29No, no, no.
15:33The Little Chocolate Ball Blow Bet.
15:38Rules of confectionary challenge simple.
15:41A ball of chocolate is placed in the middle of a plastic tube.
15:46Each super lady must blow in the tube and attempt to make sweet travel into opponent's mouth.
15:52Winner is lady who makes her opponent chomp on the little chocolate ball first.
15:56Understand?
15:58Good.
16:00So, which lady will buy the sweetie bread?
16:02Who's the better blower?
16:04Will it be Miss Jody A or Miss Lisa B?
16:07The blondie or the brownie?
16:09The tall skinny one or the tall skinny one?
16:11Pleasure Mets Love!
16:13Who having chocolate for D?
16:15A or me?
16:18Betty Clans!
16:21Okay.
16:22Miss Jody, assume the position now, please.
16:26Hey!
16:28Ha ha!
16:29Very professional technique!
16:31Miss Lisa getting ready too!
16:34Oh, so expert!
16:36Look at that!
16:37That tube fit her like a glove!
16:40Okay!
16:41All lips are sealed!
16:43It is time!
16:46Go, go, go!
16:48Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow!
16:50Look at the blowings!
16:52Look!
16:53No, no movement!
16:54It's not moving at all!
16:57Hold on!
16:57It's moving!
16:58Lisa is in the lead!
17:00Come on, Jody!
17:00Blow it back!
17:01Look, Jody!
17:02Coming back!
17:04Wait, wait!
17:05This is war!
17:07It's so close!
17:09Blow, blow, blow!
17:10Hanna!
17:11Faster!
17:11Oh no!
17:12All gone!
17:13All gone!
17:14It's gone!
17:15Ah, it's in Jody's mouth!
17:17She's a loser!
17:19Ha ha ha ha!
17:21Congratulations to Miss Lisa B!
17:24Your blowing is second to none!
17:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
17:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
17:32Ha ha ha ha ha!
17:33Lady One Question!
17:36Lady One Question likes to say absolutely nothing to celebrity people for a long time!
17:43Last week, she managed to say absolutely nothing to Mr. Millionaire Man Chris Talant for 25 seconds before he finally
17:53make his excuses and leave!
17:55Question is!
17:57After just one question, how long can Lady One Question remain silent for in the company of political man Mr.
18:04Jonathan Dimbleby?
18:05Will you be?
18:07A.
18:070 to 15 seconds
18:09B.
18:1016 to 30 seconds
18:12C.
18:1331 to 45 seconds
18:15D.
18:1646 to 60 seconds
18:18Or E.
18:1961 seconds and over!
18:21Ah continues
18:22Face bets now.
18:24How long?
18:24It's quite simple
18:25Will you please answer the question?
18:27Answer the question!
18:29Answer the question!
18:32Letting ends!
18:34Hello I'm from Channel 4!
18:35Can I come back in?
18:36Mrs. Dimbleby I hope!
18:38I'm from Channel 4
18:39And do you think that the theatre in Britain is important today?
18:44Yes, I do think it's important today.
18:46I think the creative arts all are important.
18:48I think that people love live theatre, live activity, whether it's music or theatre.
18:54And I think that the creative talent that comes out of the theatre
18:57is absolutely crucial to a healthy culture and a healthy invigorated society.
19:06There you are.
19:07Okay.
19:07That's a good soundbite.
19:12Are you happy with that?
19:15Because that's all I'm saying.
19:18Okay.
19:20All right.
19:21Goodbye.
19:23He going!
19:24He going!
19:26He going!
19:27Stop the clock!
19:28How long?
19:2942 seconds!
19:31Outstanding one questioning!
19:34If you say C, 31 to 45 seconds, you are the winner.
19:39Thank you, Lady OneQuestion.
19:42Thank you, Lady OneQuestion.
19:42Surprising!
19:43How long they hang on for, isn't it?
19:46Quite amazing, really, eh?
19:50Okay, what else do we got?
19:53What else do we got?
20:02The incredible fast food silence selection!
20:06This man called Roy!
20:08An ordinary gentleman who likes his mother, the work of Chrysleria, and a pint on a sundae!
20:14He's so ordinary!
20:17He does, however, have an unusual way of having a chat.
20:20He speaks to a very special buzzy box that make him sound like Cher in song Believe.
20:36Oh, very interesting!
20:39Today, Mr. Roy is visiting his favorite fast food shop!
20:44Mmm!
20:45It has a very extensive menu, that would be.
20:48Could be tasty!
20:49Ha ha!
20:50So, time for fast food orderings!
20:53Can I have you, sir?
21:01Oh, no!
21:03Mr. Roy has forgotten to use his buzzy box thing!
21:07He sure is one hungry fella, but what is he ordering?
21:11A. A chicken burger, chips, and diet cola.
21:14B. Some chicken nuggets, chips, and diet cola.
21:18Or C. A beef burger, a nice salad, and a lovely cup of tea.
21:24So, what do you think Roy have for his tea?
21:29Place bets now!
21:31What's for dinner?
21:32Ha ha!
21:32Really, what we having?
21:35Come on, come on, what?
21:37Hurry up, hurry up, time running out!
21:40Bedding's end!
21:42Okay, Mr. Roy, tell us, what do you really want for your tea?
21:47Uh, chicken nuggets, chips, and a diet cola, please!
21:52What was that?
21:54What was that?
21:54Still not sure!
21:55Must hear again, in slow motion!
21:58Uh, chicken nuggets, uh, chips, uh, and a diet cola, please!
22:07So, if you say it was buzzy beef, you are winner big time!
22:12Uh, thanks very much, yeah.
22:15Mr. Roy, have you ever thought of releasing that as a record?
22:18It got hit written all over it!
22:21Maybe, we get it remixed by the artful dodgers or something!
22:25I don't know, it's just a suggestion!
22:29Ha ha!
22:29Ha ha!
22:32Ha ha!
22:33Ha ha!
22:36Banzai!
22:36Banzai!
22:37Banzai!
22:37Banzai!
22:37That's all for Banzai this week, but plenty more gambling opportunities to come next time,
22:43including...
22:43What?
22:43The Old Lady Wheelchair Ramp Rumble.
22:46Come on!
22:47Don't be such a chicken!
22:49Kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak,
22:52kwak.
22:52And the Naughty Lady Corn Box Dai Lava!
22:56How many genuine ladies of the night will fit in this tiny phone box, eh?
23:01You see, my wife doesn't understand me.
23:06Benzo.
23:11Jennifer, I'll be here now. Number one, the cutest girl.
23:15I want to continue to play the night.
23:20If the moon is falling, if the moon is burning, if the moon is burning, I want to continue to
23:29play the night.
23:30I want to continue to play the night.
23:37I want to continue to play the night.
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