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00:00Anzai!
00:04Play at home fun!
00:06From a land where anything is truly possible, comes new gambling opportunities.
00:14Place your bets now, it's time to play Anzai!
00:25Anzai!
00:31Banzai!
00:34Place your bets now!
00:38This pretty lady called herself Miss Sophie Lawrence.
00:42But once, she was an East Ender lady who liked to call herself Miss Diane Butcher.
00:49Today, Banzai has uncovered Miss Sophie's dark secret.
00:55She liked to play very naughty games with sellotapes.
01:11A sexy soap star sellotape situation.
01:16Rules of soap star sellotape, very, very simple.
01:20Sophie lady will dress only in her sexy nightie.
01:25Next, she will be tied securely to a chair using only sellotapes.
01:30When her telephone rings, Miss Sophie must then try and free herself as quickly as possible.
01:37Question is, how many times will her telephone ring before she can answer it?
01:43Understand?
01:44Well, I still think it's a bit kinky.
01:47Good!
01:48What's your record, eh?
01:50How many rings before her house rings?
01:52Here is B.
01:53A. Five rings and under.
01:56B. Seven rings.
01:58C. Nine rings.
02:00Or D. Eleven rings and over.
02:04Press your bets now!
02:06This is a simple soap sellotape selection.
02:10Hurry up! She's getting away!
02:12Hands are ticking, do your picking!
02:16Bidding's end!
02:18Okay!
02:19Time for a moment of ultimate tape truth.
02:22Miss Sophie, are you ready?
02:25Hmm?
02:26How to tell, isn't it?
02:27Begin phone ringings, please!
02:30Hey!
02:31She away!
02:34Plink!
02:35Oh!
02:35She actually doing it!
02:38Ha ha!
02:39A bit more!
02:41Yank it away, lady!
02:43Just do it!
02:45Come on, Mrs. Sophie!
02:47Hurry up!
02:48Answer that phone!
02:50She away!
02:51C! One ring free!
02:54Yes!
02:56It's all over!
02:58If you said C, it would take nine rings!
03:02You're the winner!
03:05Hello, Sophie lady!
03:07Just ringing to say thank you for your sell tapings today!
03:12Now perhaps, uh, I could have a go, eh?
03:16He he he he he he he!
03:17Being tied up on that!
03:19No?
03:20Oh, okay then!
03:22What else we got?
03:28Still lots more gambling opportunities to come on Banzai!
03:32But first!
03:34Lady one question!
03:37Lady one question like to say absolutely nothing to celebrity people for a long time!
03:44Last time, she managed to keep quiet in the company of beardy Mr. Antonio Banderas for 58 seconds!
03:53The question is, how long you reckon Lady one question can stay quiet for in the company of Mr. Sulu
04:02from Star Trek?
04:03How long will he ask Mr. Scotty to beam him up?
04:07Will it be A, under 30 seconds?
04:10B, 31 to 45 seconds?
04:14Or C, 46 seconds and over?
04:17Pleasure bets now!
04:20It's an interview, Jim, but not as he know it.
04:23Is that the captain's law?
04:24Don't touch that!
04:27Betting ends!
04:29Okay!
04:30Time for Star Trek talking test to begin!
04:33Lady one question!
04:35Please unleash your one question!
04:37Could you tell me some memories about Star Trek?
04:40Star to the clock!
04:41I love Star Trek generally?
04:42Throughout?
04:44Well, I'm very proud of Star Trek.
04:45I'm very...
04:46Its influence on both my career and my life has been profound.
04:51It was really life-changing and career-changing.
04:55And, uh, the fact that, you know, we're having a big, a great big premiere, uh, how many years after
05:00now?
05:0182?
05:01So, 20 years after, uh, is a test to what a profound impact it's had on America.
05:09Ah!
05:11Yes?
05:12You're frowning.
05:13You're puzzled.
05:16What?
05:18What puzzles you?
05:21Is that it?
05:23Okay.
05:24He going?
05:25He gone!
05:28Forty-six seconds!
05:31Amazing the silent questionings!
05:34Yeah, it's quite good, actually.
05:37Malzai!
05:42Oh, what's this?
05:44It look a bit spooky to me.
05:46These are monk men.
05:48But, caution!
05:49These monks have gone to the dark side and now work for the Lord of Darkness.
05:56Whoa!
05:56Mr. Peter Waterman, man?
05:58No!
05:59No!
06:02Him!
06:03I suppose that means we're going to do...
06:17A satanic celebrity sacrifice situation!
06:22Every year, naughty monk men meet up for one reason.
06:26To sacrifice a rubbish celebrity singing lady.
06:30Oh, so harsh!
06:33Ha, ha!
06:34Mr. Cheeky Chappie!
06:38What you up to, fella?
06:40The Banzai's official representative tonight!
06:43Who they going to kill tonight, then?
06:46The clue is in what they are chanting!
06:49Yes!
06:50Yes!
06:51Yes!
06:52Yes!
06:53That sounds complete and utter rubbish to me!
06:57Ah!
06:58You see?
06:59They are chanting tonight's female celebrity pop star's name...
07:03Backwards!
07:04Quite clever, actually!
07:06Yes!
07:07The question is...
07:09Whose name are they chanting?
07:11Is it...
07:12A. Kim Wilde?
07:14B. Wickfield?
07:16C. Tiffany?
07:18Or D. Sonia?
07:20Wilde, Wickfield, Tiffany or Sonia?
07:23Let's have another listen, then!
07:25Yes!
07:26No!
07:27Yes!
07:28No!
07:29It's so easy!
07:30Come on!
07:31Time to bet!
07:32This is a matter of life or death!
07:35Which lady not got the wrong left!
07:36Who about me, her?
07:38B. Wickfield!
07:40B. Wickfield!
07:41B. Wickfield!
07:42B. Wickfield!
07:43Ok mad monk's men!
07:45Please say the part named properly now fellas!
07:48Tell us!
07:49Who going to be having supper with Satan tonight?
07:54How?
07:55B. Wickfield!
07:56Wa...
07:57What I saying??
07:59B. Wickfield!
08:02B. Wickfield!
08:04B. Wickfield!
08:06Oh, it's Wigfield!
08:09Is it?
08:11Yes!
08:13She's a sacred sacrifice!
08:16Blimey!
08:17Pretty baby!
08:22Oh, reminds me of my holidays!
08:25You say, see?
08:26Then you write on the mad monk money, mister!
08:31Miss Wigfield, this brilliant for your career, isn't it?
08:35You be like Elvis, John Lennon, and Chris DeBoma, huh?
08:39Dead, but not forgotten!
08:41What's next?
08:45Banzai!
08:4920 more gambling opportunities still to come on Banzai!
08:58Banzai!
09:00Place your bets now!
09:04Blimey!
09:05Crikey!
09:06Alrighty, missus!
09:08What's this?
09:09This is Mr. Rick Warman!
09:12Big broke in it!
09:14Jesus!
09:15Today he is here to take a big Banzai test!
09:2720 60 seconds!
09:31In front of Warman, sit 60 chicken nuggets!
09:35On Banzai clock, 60 chicken seconds!
09:39Question is, how many chicken nuggets can he manage to munch in the minute?
09:4560 seconds, 60 nuggets!
09:47It easy!
09:48Big B, A, 0 to 10, B, 11 to 20, C, 21 to 30 nuggets, D, 31 to 40, E,
09:5941 to 50, O, F, just plain greedy!
10:03Place your bets now!
10:06Time to get the betting zone!
10:08Don't be a chicken!
10:10No time for finger licking!
10:12So just get the pickings!
10:14Betting ends!
10:16Warman in position!
10:18Okay!
10:19Starts the clock!
10:21First on you!
10:22Chew it, Waller!
10:23Go on!
10:24In goes through!
10:25Good start from him here!
10:28Free now!
10:30Remember, normally, he would eat this chicken whole!
10:33But for today, he has agreed to eat nuggets one by one!
10:37So good of him!
10:40Apparently, Colonel Sanders has sent him his good luck today!
10:43That's so typical of the man!
10:48Six!
10:48Chew it, Chew it, Chew it!
10:50Swallow!
10:51Swallow!
10:51Swallow!
10:53Seven!
10:54What's he doing?
10:55Look at the time water!
10:58Eight!
10:58What's wrong?
11:00Maybe he don't like chicken!
11:01He likes everything!
11:04Nine!
11:05How?
11:06I got an idea!
11:08Hurry up, Warman!
11:09And you get three cakes!
11:12That's better!
11:1412!
11:1513 down!
11:1614!
11:18Look out below!
11:20It's all over!
11:2214 for Mr. Rick!
11:25Supreme scoffings!
11:27Well, to be honest, it's a bit rubbish for a big bloke, actually!
11:31So, if you said handsome being, 11 to 20 nuggets would be eaten, then use some sort of chick king!
11:39Get it?
11:41Jake king!
11:42Ha ha ha!
11:44Oh, shut up!
11:45Big bloke, boy!
11:52Look who it isn't!
11:54It's Mr. Shake Hands Man 2!
11:57He liked the shake hands of celebrity people for a long time!
12:01What's he doing?
12:02What's he doing, barking Tom?
12:03After shaking many celebrity hands, Mr. Shake Hands Man 2 grew weary and retired to run a small shaking school
12:12just outside of Ipswich!
12:15Unsurprisingly, he now broke!
12:17So now, he's back for one more big shaking payday!
12:21That's so sad, but also quite exciting, actually!
12:25Who he's shaking today?
12:27It's singing lady, Miss Alicia Keys!
12:30The question is, how long will Mr. Shake Hands Man, Shake Hand of Alicia for?
12:36Will it be A, 0 to 20 seconds?
12:40B, 21 to 40 seconds?
12:42C, 41 to 60 seconds?
12:44D, 69 to 80 seconds?
12:46Or E, 81 seconds and over?
12:49Place bets now!
12:50Come on, come on!
12:52He needs this bird!
12:54This is a last chance shaking saloon!
12:56He's in for a shock!
12:57But how long does shaking stop?
13:01Bidding ends!
13:03Okay, here he goes!
13:06Good luck, fella!
13:07Stop that clock!
13:10Shake, shake, shake!
13:12He off!
13:13Look at your case, huh?
13:15He doing the classic grip!
13:17That's what they come to see, Miss that?
13:20What a performer!
13:22Please tell us your purpose here tonight.
13:24Well, tonight it's here to just support this foundation of best buddies and...
13:28He seems happy!
13:29Good!
13:30Let's keep it that way!
13:31Don't mention that rubbish hat, Shake Hands Man too!
13:35Wow!
13:35And what he's most like about the music?
13:38Um, about music...
13:39To be honest, I was against him coming back!
13:42I mean, all he does is shake hands!
13:44It's because he's like Mr. B!
13:47Simple to understand, you see?
13:49Yes, I suppose you're right!
13:51My favorite type of music is all music!
13:53R&B, uh, uh, rock...
13:55He's a privilege to see!
13:57Shaking!
13:58Listening!
13:59Still shaking!
14:01Questioning!
14:02Ho!
14:03Fantastic!
14:04Showboating shakings!
14:06What else would you like us to do?
14:09He's in with another question!
14:10He really on top four!
14:13He got a total grip on the situation!
14:17His tactics haven't changed one bit!
14:20He's in with a shake and no letting go!
14:23He back in the shaking arena today!
14:25Like a gladiator!
14:28Maximus shaking us!
14:31It's gonna be great!
14:32Wow!
14:33It sounds you are so busy and happy!
14:36You really come back with a shaking bang here, mister!
14:39They said you are finished!
14:41Wrong!
14:42They said you are history!
14:44Double wrong!
14:46They said you are fat!
14:47Still very true, actually!
14:50Hold on!
14:51Just a bit more!
14:52And a little more!
14:53It's all over!
14:57How long was it?
15:00Ninety-six seconds!
15:02If you said answer E!
15:05Eighty-one seconds and over!
15:07You're the winner!
15:11Badai!
15:13These men are genuine bus driver men!
15:17If you are ready!
15:19You wait all day, then two come along at once!
15:22They had always the way, innit?
15:24Still, it's good news!
15:26Because now it means we can play!
15:39A super spin showdown!
15:41On the buses!
15:44Rules of this Banzai Bus Bet are simple!
15:47Both bus drivers will sit in their cabs!
15:51They will then both be shown a special bus route number!
15:56They must then wind their displays toward that number!
16:00Winner is the bus driver man who can reach the route number the quickest!
16:05So, who will be the best at this bus winding test?
16:11Driver number one!
16:13His name is Robert!
16:15What about driver number two?
16:18He called David!
16:21So, who's going to win this winding wager?
16:24Mr. Robert?
16:25Or Mr. David?
16:27This one or that one!
16:28Him or him!
16:30Pleasure bets now!
16:32Ding, ding!
16:33Get please!
16:36The wheel on the bus go round, round, round, round, round!
16:40Betting the end!
16:43Okay!
16:44Everyone now in starting position!
16:47Please show everyone at home today's bus number!
16:52Hoi!
16:53Oh!
16:54Of course!
16:55Hit number!
16:56Five, seven, three!
16:58Both men are ready for their revolvings!
17:01On your marks!
17:02Get set!
17:03Go!
17:05Go driver man!
17:07Spin, spin, spin!
17:09Win!
17:09Win!
17:10Win!
17:12Then I'll move on!
17:14That's it!
17:15So fast!
17:16It's totally neck and neck!
17:19Five, six, seven!
17:22It's evil, Steve!
17:23Almost there!
17:24Oh!
17:25He died!
17:28That's so close!
17:31Mr. Robert's the winner!
17:34Amazing!
17:35Even at this speed, their hands are almost blocked!
17:39Okay!
17:40What's next?
17:41Hoi!
17:42Hoi!
17:43Hoi!
17:46Once upon a time, this man ruled the world!
17:50Of sport!
17:51His name?
17:52Mr. Dicky Davis!
17:54He was also very popular with the older lady!
17:57But today, sadly, he's a prisoner in his own home!
18:02His old lady fans are keeping him against his will!
18:05So that they can do it proper with him, non-stop!
18:0824-7!
18:11That's sooo unfortunate!
18:13It's okay!
18:14We can now play a game and call it...
18:27A great gate gamble!
18:30A great gate gamble!
18:31Rules of gate gamble game are very simple!
18:35Dicky man's mansion has a very big gate that is locked with a big bad lock!
18:39Mr. World of Sport will be given five identical keys, only one of which fits the big lock.
18:46He will be given a ten-second start by the old ladies.
18:49He must run to the gate and try and find the correct key to open it.
18:53If he is successful, he can go free.
18:56However, if the old ladies catch him, then he must do it proper with all of them.
19:01Immediately!
19:03So, question is, can he escape old lady clutches?
19:07Will he A. Escape? Or B. Not escape?
19:12Place your bets now!
19:15Come on, come on! What do you think? Maybe he secretly wants to get caught!
19:21Well, that's for sure!
19:24Betting ends!
19:26Okay, time for Great Kate Campbell to begin!
19:30Unleash Mr. Davis!
19:32Here come, here away!
19:34So quick on his sticks!
19:36He's got ten seconds at start!
19:38Better make it count, mister!
19:42He's at the gate now!
19:43Trying fast to keep!
19:45Ten seconds is up!
19:46The old ladies have been released!
19:48Quick, Dinky Man, quick!
19:50Old ladies heading your way!
19:52Ladies are approaching!
19:53Danger, Davis, man!
19:55Danger!
19:56Normally, old ladies would get bussed, but for today, they're very happy to chase him on foot!
20:03Quickly, Davis, because they're coming!
20:06Surely!
20:07Must be!
20:08Can he?
20:09Will he?
20:11Yes!
20:13That's amazing!
20:17If you said, hey, he escaped, you are a winner!
20:22Congratulations!
20:24You guessed the Great Kate Campbell!
20:37That's all from Banzai this time!
20:40Banzai?
20:54What pose of the shit?
20:57What pose of theIVE?
21:00If you were a member of the Man, the moon is filled up!
21:01The race is still at the right, but for the look of the music, the moon is filled up!
21:08Ha ha ha ha!
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