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00:01On the Dukes!
00:04Already frozen.
00:05What's going on here?
00:06What's happening to my family?
00:08The Dukes are in a heap of trouble
00:10when Bo gets amnesia
00:11and Boss Hogg gets a son.
00:14Say hello to your daddy.
00:16Bo Hogg?
00:17Bo Hogg?
00:18Bo Hogg.
00:21Anything you say, Daddy?
00:22That's my boy!
00:25Trust me.
00:27Is that all?
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law
00:45since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:09That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the normal around
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a two
01:23Modern day Robin Hood
01:28In Hazard County, a youngster growing up
01:30Learns the four R's
01:32Reading, writing, arithmetic, and racing
01:41Now it ain't no secret which are the Duke boys like the best
01:45So, old Bo was in a loaner from Cooter
01:47And Luke was in the general
01:48And they were out for a run
01:50And them boys would have raced if they had to ride on tricycles
01:53Meanwhile, Cletus was on the job
01:55As usual
02:03Look out Bo, trouble up ahead
02:05There ain't no time we gotta go around it, Luke
02:08Got us with Ben's men to do
02:26Okay, I got you two boys for speeding this time
02:28Now pull over
02:30Please?
02:32Can't do that, Cletus
02:33See, I got me a date to go boar hunting
02:34Oh, come on, fellas
02:35Just as once
02:36Pull over
02:37Now, Bo, you heard it, Deputy
02:39Pull over
03:01Buzz is on a buzz saw
03:02I guess today ain't the day to ask Cousin Boss for no raise
03:06That old Clunker Cooter loanee ain't half bad
03:08Get out of the way, you
03:09Come on
03:11Say, Luke, you sure you don't want to go hunting with me?
03:13Well, Bo, I sure would like to
03:15But I'm doing a little bit of camping on my own Saturday
03:18Yeah, with Betty Rogers, isn't it?
03:21Well, I'll tell you what
03:22When I get back, we will all be eating high on the boar
03:25You get one, I'll cook it
03:27Yes, sir, Uncle Jesse
03:29Now, who would have ever figured that anything so peaceful would get the Dukes into more trouble than a bee
03:34romance and a buzz saw
03:37And in Hazard, trouble usually begins here
03:46There you go, boss
03:47Yeah
03:49Oh, oh
03:51Get, get, get
03:52I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it
03:54I hate you
03:55J.D. Hawk talking
03:56This is C.V. Gumball here over in Chickasaw
03:59J.D., honey, have you found anybody to drive that shipment for me yet?
04:04Not yet, C.D., honey
04:05But I'm trying
04:09I can't find me a truck driver down here who ain't afraid of that shooting sheriff you got up there
04:15J.D., honey, I am desperate
04:17My customers are so dry they're sneezing dust
04:20I am willing to pay you four times the going rate
04:25Four times the going rate
04:27Four times the going rate
04:29Four times the going rate
04:30Oh, my
04:31That's a mighty tempting offer, C.V.
04:34I guarantee you, I will find the driver
04:38And I'll be getting back to you real quick, honey
04:41Bye, C.V.
04:43Real quick
04:43Oh, what a school
04:45C.V. Gumball's offering four times the going rate for third rate moonshine
04:51And I can't find me a driver
04:52It's enough to make a groom man cry
04:55Oh, listen, and I have a handkerchief in my car and I'll get it
04:59Oh, forget your handkerchief
05:01Luke, let's use your car
05:03Okay
05:03I mean, there's gonna be a greedy truck driver out there somewhere, ain't no freighter kid
05:08And I aim to find him
05:10No, pal, let's go, come on
05:14Stop!
05:16There's my driver, Bubba holds me world
05:17Get over there, lay in there
05:19When boss started out, he sold patent medicine, vacuum cleaners, used cars and miles, door to door
05:25So selling this truck driver should be like taking candy from a bank
05:29Bubba, Bubba, listen, if I got a gig for you
05:32I want you to take a load of moonshine and double your regular driving fee
05:37Oh, Bubba, I don't think you'll hurt me
05:39I said double your regular driving fee
05:42Now, money ain't no good if you ain't around to spend it
05:44Uh, uh, I ain't tingling with that Sheriff Little know-how
05:47Sheriff Little, Sheriff Little, Sheriff Little
05:49That's all I ever hear, Sheriff Little
05:51The man's human, ain't he?
05:53Well, I ain't so sure
05:55Me neither
05:57Now, he once wrote a moving violation on an illegal left-hand turn
06:01To his own daughter
06:04And when it comes to sniffing out shine, the only thing quicker than his nose is trigger fingers
06:08Yeah, but
06:09Why, he'd rather shoot you than talk to you
06:11I know
06:12I know
06:12Forget it, Mr. Hogg
06:14Hey, Bubba, Bubba, listen
06:17Uh, boss, it looks like there ain't a crooked driver gonna drive for you in Hazard County
06:22I know it, Roscoe
06:24This is the most frustrating moment in my whole entire life
06:31Roscoe, that's Boudou
06:33Yeah, that's him, all right
06:34Wait, you gonna give him a ticket?
06:36What am I gonna give him a ticket for? He ain't speeding or nothing
06:39Well, get my ticket for something, will ya?
06:42Oh
06:43Don't tell me that you've gone honest on me, too
06:45Oh
06:45The whole dang world is lettin' me down
06:48Well, not Roscoe, big Coltrane
06:51He wouldn't let his little fat buddy down
06:53All right
06:53Hang on, Flash
06:55We're in hot pursuit
06:57Yeah, come on
06:58I do not love it, I'm
06:59He, he, he
07:10No, not theROP
07:13Do not love it, no
07:13Yeah, come on
07:15Aw, biri
07:16Ooh
07:32Housing
07:33What
07:34shameful
08:00Oh
08:04You all right? Oh, he's all right. Well, I wish he'd say that. Yeah, he will when you slap the
08:08cuffs on him
08:10Bo? Oh, he ain't moving. Yeah, that's because he's faking. Here, here. I'll cover you while you examine the suspect.
08:17Freeze!
08:18Boss, he's already frozen. Well, that's a trick. He's breathing. That's another trick. I don't know. He don't look good.
08:26He never looked good. I think he hit his head on that log and hurt himself.
08:32Well, I think maybe you're right. Well, I better get him to Doc Petticord.
08:37Uh-uh. Doc can't help him now. Why? Doc's out of town. Then we'll get him at Tri-County Emergency.
08:44Oh, let's do that. They got a good charity warrant.
08:49I don't know what he was doing. Heading off to the boss. Kids can chuck and drive me about fixing
08:54this torch just long enough.
08:56Hey, Earl, how you doing? No, no, Bo left here all night.
08:59Oh, my gosh. Two hours ago. Yeah, maybe he got a flat tire or something.
09:03Okay. Sure, of course. Bye.
09:08That was Earl Hoop Ruff in Green River. The boy hasn't showed up yet.
09:11Well, even with a flat tire, Bo should have been there by now.
09:14I wonder what happened.
09:16Yeah.
09:21How are you feeling?
09:24Where am I?
09:25Tri-County Emergency. I'm Dr. Floyd. You took a blow to the head.
09:28How did it happen?
09:29Well, you run off the road, don't you remember?
09:33No, sir.
09:34Well, now, I'm going to ask you a few simple questions just to determine the extent of your injuries.
09:39So, suppose we start by telling me your name.
09:41My name is, uh...
09:45Doc, I don't remember a name.
09:48Well, where do you live?
09:49Doc, I don't remember that either. Doc, what's the matter with it?
09:51Just take it easy, take it easy. It's quite common in an injury like that.
09:54There's nothing to worry about.
09:56Well, shoot, doctor, that's real easy for you to say. You know who you are. I don't even know who
09:59I am.
10:01Uh, it's obvious, sir. Your son has a temporary case of amnesia.
10:05His son? Amnesia?
10:08Doc, you've made one horrendous mistake.
10:11No, sir, I haven't made a mistake. It's amnesia, all right.
10:14That's not the mistake I'm talking about. I'm talking about him being his...
10:20Oh, pay no mind to the boy's uncle, Doc.
10:23Uh, he's going to swimmy-headed by this nephew of his and worked himself up into a state.
10:29Boom!
10:32Say hello to your daddy.
10:35Talk about bad luck.
10:36Friends and neighbors, how would you like to wake up to that?
10:43You're my daddy.
10:45That's right.
10:46I'm J.D. Hawk, Jefferson Davis Hawk.
10:49And you're my son, Bo.
10:53Bo-Hog?
10:54Bo-Hog?
10:56Bo-Hog.
10:57Uh, did y'all get that?
11:00It's good to see you, Daddy.
11:01Oh, that's my boy!
11:03You ought to be back to normal in about three or four days.
11:06Three or four days? Oh, that'll be just fine.
11:09Now, you come along with me, we'll get you your shirt and shoes and get you all fixed up.
11:12Yes, sir.
11:13Now, you do just what the doc tells you to do, sonny.
11:19Hey, listen, boss.
11:20Listen, I know for a fact that you and Lulu have never had any children.
11:24Oh, but you just hold it.
11:25What?
11:25Don't you see?
11:26What?
11:27Life is just taking a U-turn for me.
11:29Ain't it, Gloria?
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:30I found me a driver for my shine.
11:34Not if you were talking about Bo Duke.
11:36See, those Dukes hate you.
11:37Bo ain't gonna drive for you.
11:38Well, maybe not Bo Duke, but there never was a more loyal son to his deity than Bo Hall.
11:45Oh, yeah.
11:47Daddy, listen, I feel real bad about not remembering you or anything.
11:51Oh, don't worry about that, son.
11:53Doc says you're gonna get your memory back very soon.
11:56But not too soon.
11:57Oh, what I mean to say is I hope it's real soon.
12:01You just have to forgive your Uncle Roscoe, sonny.
12:04He's just gone out of his mind worrying about you.
12:07You're my Uncle Roscoe?
12:09Yeah, I am.
12:10Hi, nephew.
12:12Dr. Don Thomas.
12:12Say, you're a sheriff, ain't you?
12:14Yeah, that's the badge.
12:15You know, I kind of remember something about a sheriff.
12:18You do?
12:18No, you don't.
12:19No, you don't.
12:19I don't?
12:20No, no.
12:21Don't strain yourself, sonny.
12:22Uncle Roscoe, take him out to the car.
12:24Sure, I got you.
12:25Right this way.
12:26Get out of the house there.
12:27Lots of rest in his mother's home cooking.
12:29That's the best medicine.
12:31Not in this case, Doc.
12:32On account of seeing him in his prison condition would only worry his mama.
12:36Oh, that's Lou Lou.
12:38Uh-uh.
12:38I'm going to take him straight out to the boar's nest.
12:41Where we can get fresh air.
12:43Lots of rest.
12:44And stay out of circulation.
12:46I don't know what to tell you.
12:47I guess maybe you better just go on hunting by yourself.
12:49And listen, if he shows up over there, you tell him to call home right away.
12:53Do you hear?
12:54Yeah.
12:55All right.
12:57I'm going to call the sheriff and see if there's any accidents that's been reported.
13:01Maybell, I know you've been listening, so just give me Sheriff Roscoe.
13:04Well, then, give me Cletus.
13:07What do you mean?
13:08He's out, too.
13:09Wait.
13:10Why don't they?
13:11She hung up.
13:12What kind of a sheriff's department is that?
13:14How can you report a missing person?
13:16Well, if your sheriff's department is missing.
13:18Come on, Daisy.
13:18Let's go.
13:23You two see if you can find Roscoe.
13:25I'll check the garages between here and Green River.
13:36Now, boss couldn't take him home to Lulu.
13:38Her cooking would kill a buzzer.
13:43Well, well, well, well, well.
13:46Here we are.
13:47This is the boar's nest.
13:49You practically live here, sonny.
13:51You're home away from home.
13:52You remember this place?
13:55The boar's nest.
13:56Mm-hmm.
13:59Daddy, I'm sorry.
14:00I just don't remember a thing.
14:05You know, I bet once we get inside, if I look around, it'll help me remember.
14:09Uh-huh.
14:10Because then I'll be able to see all my own things.
14:12Your own things?
14:13Yeah.
14:13Yeah, all right.
14:14All right.
14:15Yeah, you just go inside.
14:17Stay close to the door.
14:18I'll be right with you.
14:19I've got to talk to your Uncle Roscoe.
14:21Sir.
14:21I think I'll go in.
14:23Roscoe?
14:23What?
14:24You hightail it to the Duke farm.
14:25Mm-hmm.
14:25Quick, like.
14:26What?
14:26And you swipe a busher full of bows, personal things, souvenirs, pictures, anything.
14:30You hear me now?
14:30But that would be stealin'.
14:32I ain't stole anything in my whole life.
14:34You mean, I'm gonna steal in broad daylight?
14:36It ain't stealin'.
14:37Mm-hmm.
14:38When your sheriff is confiscatin'.
14:40Ooh.
14:40Now get along with you.
14:42Sonny?
14:43Sonny?
14:44Oh, there you are.
14:46Good.
14:46Now you just stay put right there.
14:48We're closed today.
14:50But Daddy herself is gonna fix you a nice little old snack.
14:53Hog jowls on cornbread.
14:56Daddy, I ain't quite as hungry as I thought.
14:59Dip in molasses.
15:01That's your favorite.
15:06Trust me.
15:08Buzzer's on a buzzsaw.
15:09You gotta believe me, Luke.
15:11Daisy, I have checked every hospital, even the state police, and there have been no accidents
15:15reported today involving anybody named Duke.
15:18Sounds to me like we gotta file a missing persons report.
15:20Well, I'd love to help you there, but only the sheriff can do that.
15:22Well, where is he?
15:23I don't know.
15:24He hasn't called in today.
15:25Must be something terrible important.
15:27Let's go, Daisy.
15:28Looks like we're gonna have to track down Roscoe ourselves.
15:40Now, boss may call that confiscating, and Roscoe may not know for sure what it is.
15:44But where I come from, that's about, uh, one to five.
15:48Flash, don't you look at me that way.
15:53I got it, Flash.
15:58Listen, Flash.
15:59Now, you gotta understand.
16:00Sometimes even an honest sheriff has to bend the law once in a while, especially when
16:05the man giving me the order is gonna split the loot with me, namely, boss Hall.
16:09I love it.
16:10I love it.
16:19Hey, here's Roscoe.
16:22Sheriff Roscoe, here's Luke Duke.
16:24Come in, please.
16:25Oh, dear.
16:27That looks like we better go after him.
16:37Ooh.
16:38Uh-oh.
16:39They found us out.
16:40We done been caught with our paws in the biscuit box.
16:43This is embarrassing.
16:46This is a switch.
16:47I was chasing him.
17:13Old Roscoe knew he couldn't shake him, and he couldn't lead him back to the boar's nest.
17:18So he did the only thing that he could do.
17:20He stopped.
17:27Great gobs of goose goo.
17:33All right, you dooks.
17:35Now, just, what the heck are you doing?
17:36Look, sorry, Roscoe, but this is urgent.
17:38Bo's missing.
17:39Of course he is.
17:42Uh, he is.
17:43Yeah, Roscoe, he went to Greensville, but he never made it.
17:46Yeah, we decided to track you down so we could file a missing persons report.
17:49Oh.
17:49Oh.
17:50Uh, is that all?
17:52Oh, that's all.
17:53That's it.
17:54All.
17:55What do you mean, is that all?
17:56Well, is that...
17:57Well, you see, I'm sorry about Bo and all, but you see, I can't mess around with that
18:02piddly and stuff.
18:03I'm on an emergency call.
18:06Toodaloo.
18:07Piddly.
18:08Wow.
18:10Roscoe sure acted strange.
18:12Even jumpier than usual.
18:14Piddly things.
18:27Piddly.
18:29It's not stealing.
18:32I have to explain to everybody, it's confiscating.
18:35It's...
18:46I made it, I made it.
18:53Daddy Hog, I'm back.
18:56Oh, I'm coming, Uncle Roscoe.
18:58Sonny, I gotta go in there and talk to Uncle Roscoe for a minute.
19:02Now, you finish all them hog jowls, I wanna see a clean plea.
19:07Yes, sir.
19:08Oh, that's my good boy.
19:12All right, you get that stuff?
19:13Yeah, right here, it's good stuff.
19:15Oh, good, good.
19:15Now, we just gotta get it up from the walls.
19:19There we go, that goes right there.
19:21Listen, boss, I got some bad news.
19:23What, what, what?
19:24The Dukes, they're out there looking for Bo.
19:26Oh, yeah, well, just let them look.
19:28I mean, they can have him right back just as soon as we finish my shine room.
19:34You know, you know, what worries me is that amnesia will wear off Bo's brain.
19:40Oh, will you stop fretting about that?
19:42I mean, you heard the dog, didn't you?
19:44It'll only take Bo two or three days to get back to normal.
19:47You bean brain.
20:17Oh, what'd you bring this picture of the Dukes for?
20:19The doctor here sure brings back some memories.
20:21Oh, uh, what sort of, uh, memories?
20:24It seems like I was in a, in a car, maybe in a race.
20:27Oh, them memories.
20:29Yeah, yeah.
20:29You're just like your old daddy, namely me.
20:32You're always like fast cars and fast women.
20:35And fast food.
20:36Yeah.
20:37Say, what's that, Uncle Roscoe?
20:39What?
20:39What's, uh, I don't see anything.
20:42Daddy, now you come on.
20:44I see it.
20:44It's behind your back.
20:45Now, what is it?
20:46Oh, so you did notice there, huh?
20:50Well, that's a little warning.
20:52This is a photo of the horrible Duke family.
20:54Jesse Duke, Dizzy Duke, and Luke Duke.
20:57The Duke family?
20:59You recognize them?
21:00No, you don't.
21:00No, you don't.
21:01I don't?
21:01No.
21:01Uh-uh.
21:02No, sir.
21:04You know, this guy here in the cap, he looks kind of nice.
21:08Nice?
21:08Well, the Duke family's a menace to the county.
21:11I mean, they're a mean bunch of no-good varmints.
21:14Mean.
21:15Always poking their nose into other people's business.
21:17Mainly here.
21:18Namely mine.
21:19And if you ever meet up with any one of them, you'll avoid them like the plague.
21:24Yes, sir, Daddy.
21:26And speaking of the Dukes, there goes a couple of no-good varmints right now.
21:31I'm checking out the road to Green River for any sign of Bo.
21:37Boy, Daddy, these trophies sure are neat.
21:40Hey, what's that up there on the wall?
21:42Hmm?
21:42Is that some kind of award or something?
21:44Oh, yeah, that sure is.
21:45It's the Hazard Citizen of the Year award given to Bo Hull.
21:51Sure made your daddy awful proud of you, son.
21:54You know, Daddy, it sure seems like I'd remember something like that.
21:57You know, Daddy, it seems kind of funny, you and me being father and son.
22:00We don't look a thing alike.
22:01Oh, of course you do.
22:02I mean, you did.
22:03I mean, you used to be the splitting image of each other.
22:05You looked like two peas in a pot.
22:07You wouldn't believe it, but now, boss used to be skinny and had a whole bunch of fuzzy hair on
22:10top of his fat little head.
22:12Yeah, I've had a hard life.
22:14The years have taken that tool on me.
22:16Yeah, if he was a building, he'd be condemned.
22:20Now, while Luke and Daisy were beating the bushes for any sign of Bo, Uncle Jesse was asking everybody for
22:25any leads they might have.
22:29J.D. Hogg here.
22:30I'd see you here.
22:31Oh, hello, hello, hello, C.V., honey.
22:35Listen, I am desperate, J.D.
22:37I'll up my offer to ten times the going rate.
22:40Ten times the going rate?
22:42I have got to have that shipment.
22:44I'm going to see that you're going to get it.
22:46You mean you have finally found somebody that ain't afraid of Sheriff Little?
22:49I sure did, C.V.
22:52My boy ain't afraid of nobody.
22:54Now, he would be if he had one eye and a half cents.
22:57He'd be afraid of shooting Sheriff Little.
23:02Now, when Little finds moonshine, he gets an awful testy.
23:07Now, them two are revenue boys.
23:09Now, that there is their evidence.
23:12Now, you can just imagine what he does to folks that drive it.
23:19All right, C.V., honey.
23:20That order's on its way.
23:22Bye.
23:33Now then, sonny.
23:34Your Uncle Ross called me.
23:36It got to go out on business.
23:38So, why don't you just stretch out my barber chair and take yourself a nice long nap?
23:42Well, Daddy, I ain't tired.
23:43Will you push?
23:45You got to pay attention to your daddy.
23:47That's right.
23:47The doctor said a rest will do you good.
23:49So, you just stretch out here, and when I get back, I'm going to ask you to do me a
23:55big favor.
23:57Anything you say, Daddy.
23:59That's my boy.
24:00We won't be long.
24:01Good night.
24:02Sleep tight.
24:03Don't let the bed bugs bite.
24:09All right, Roscoe.
24:11Roscoe!
24:12What?
24:12Oh, come on.
24:14We got to skedaddle over to the still, and make sure that that shine is bottled and ready.
24:18Oh, at ten times the going rate.
24:22Ten times.
24:23It's just like Christmas.
24:25Uh-uh.
24:26More like Father's Day.
24:33However, old Bo had too much on his mind for napping.
24:52J.D.H.
24:54Shoot, I bet them's Daddy's keys.
24:56He might be needing them.
24:58Daddy?
24:59Uncle Roscoe!
25:01Hey, y'all, I got your keys!
25:29Well, we've been all over these back roads.
25:31Yeah, there ain't no sign of an accident or nothing.
25:33No skid marks.
25:34No busted trees or bushes.
25:40Excuse me.
25:41Could y'all tell me where I can find Mr. J.D.?
25:43Oh, where are you banned?
25:45You're them dudes.
25:45I don't want no part of you.
25:50What's he doing?
25:51He's crazy.
25:52Let's find out.
25:53Come on.
25:53Oh, my God.
26:31Oh, my God.
27:10Yeah, that Duke fella's a pretty fair driver.
27:14But, Bo Hawk, he ain't as good as you.
27:24Hazard.
27:25You know, I bet I could find my daddy there.
27:28Hazard, here we come.
27:30I know how you feel, but worry never helped nothing.
27:34You can't help but worry about it.
27:36I mean, I'm...
27:36It just is...
27:37I've looked everywhere, and it's almost as if he's just dropped off of the face of the earth.
27:42Well, so he'll show up.
27:49Well, what's your stopping for?
27:51There's Bo Duke.
27:52Huh?
27:54Oh.
27:55Man, man.
27:56Bo Duke.
27:57There you are, Will.
27:57What are you doing?
27:58Duke's is all over the place.
27:59Oh, no.
28:00Uh, wait.
28:01Wait, wait.
28:03Hey, Jesse's seen him.
28:04Oh, if he tells Jesse that you're his daddy, the fertilizer's going to hit the fan blades.
28:08Will you stop blabbering and hit him off?
28:10We've got to get that boy out of here.
28:11Come on.
28:14That's it.
28:14Come on, come on.
28:15Pull over on him.
28:16Pull over on him.
28:17Pull over on him, man.
28:18Come on, get him.
28:19Come on, get him.
28:20Hey, what you doing here in town, sonny?
28:23I thought I told you to take a nice long nap.
28:25Well, yes, sir, you did, but I couldn't sleep in.
28:27Besides, I found your keys on the floor.
28:29My keys?
28:29Yeah, I thought you might be needing them, Daddy.
28:31Oh, you're harsh.
28:31Don't say that so loud.
28:33What, keys?
28:33No, never mind.
28:34What?
28:34Here comes one of them ordering Dukes, I was telling you all about.
28:37Now, let's get out of here for a contaminant.
28:39Hold it, JD.
28:40Now, I want to talk to Bo.
28:41Well, he don't want to talk to you, you poo, kid.
28:44You know, I think maybe we should talk to the man.
28:46Hush, hush, hush.
28:47Roscoe, let's get out of here.
28:48Bo.
28:49Come over here.
28:50Hey, Bo.
28:51Hey, what is it?
28:57Am I glad to see you, kids.
29:00You'll never guess what just happened.
29:01I've just seen Bo.
29:02So do we.
29:03What?
29:03He completely ignored me.
29:05He wouldn't talk to me.
29:06Same with us.
29:07He just rode off with JD and Roscoe like, well, like they was boozing back.
29:11Or something.
29:12Something's got to be wrong.
29:13Bo would never do that in his right mind.
29:15Yeah, and he'd never borrow a car and bring it back looking like this without saying he
29:19was sorry, neither.
29:19Well, maybe he banged his head or had an accident or something.
29:23That's why he's acting so airheaded.
29:25Amnesia.
29:26Luke always was a quick one.
29:27You think JD is taking advantage of it?
29:30I'm going over there to JD's house and beat some of that suet out of him.
29:34Uncle Jesse, just settle down now.
29:36We're just guessing.
29:37Now, me and Daisy will trail him for a while and see if we can find out.
29:39You stay close on the CB.
29:41We'll be talking at you.
29:49What's going on here?
29:50What's happening to my family?
29:59What's going on here?
30:01Well, now, like I've always told you, Sonny, if you and I are going to get along, you're
30:06going to have to remember one thing.
30:08When your daddy tells you to do something, he means it.
30:12I'm sorry, Daddy.
30:13Uncle Roscoe, I'm just trying to help you all out.
30:15So I'll go take that nap now.
30:17Oh, well, you can forget about that nap.
30:19Right now, I've got something more important for you to do.
30:39By now, you'd think it'd leave that motor running.
30:48All right, Sonny, I'm about to give you all the details of that important job you've
30:52got to do, so you pay real strict attention.
30:55Now, Bo, I want you to think hard and tell me if you remember ever having driven through
31:00Chickasaw County.
31:02Chickasaw County?
31:05Uh, no, sir, I don't recollect.
31:07Well, it ain't far.
31:09He's been there a million times, Luke.
31:12Now, I want you to make a delivery to a C.V. Gumbel.
31:16Uh, this is her address.
31:17Just exactly what is it you want me to deliver?
31:19Oh, well, uh, it's a load of, um, sorghum.
31:24Fertilizer.
31:26Sorghum!
31:26Fertilizer.
31:27You through?
31:27All right.
31:30Uh-oh.
31:31Yeah, it looks like the sorghum's about to hit the fertilizer.
31:36Now, Bo, you watch careful, because I'm going to show you...
31:38If boss is shipping it, it's got to be sure.
31:40That's right.
31:41Yeah, well, somebody that we know is going to violate his probation.
31:43And then...
31:44It's time for me to drag him out of there.
31:45You want around the pasture?
31:47No, listen, I'm telling him how to go.
31:52Hey!
31:52It's the Duke!
31:54It's the Duke!
31:55Come on, let's go!
31:56Let's go!
31:57Hello, Daisy.
31:58Luke.
31:58Let's go, quick, arrest him.
32:00All right, I'll arrest him.
32:01Now, Sonny.
32:02On what ground?
32:03No, they're on my grounds.
32:04Make a trespassing.
32:05Get down!
32:06Oh, Peter's arrest him!
32:09Get the lights.
32:11Wait!
32:12Come on, Nate!
32:15Oh, where you going, Sonny?
32:17Just going in there to help my Uncle Roscoe.
32:19There's no one he's doing.
32:20He's got everything under control.
32:47He's got his deputy to help him out.
32:50Hey, Cleetis, come on over here.
32:52Get my dander up now, boy.
32:59You all right back there, Cleetis?
33:01Yeah, yeah.
33:03I'm fine.
33:08Let's get out of here.
33:10Cleetis!
33:11Get up.
33:12Get up a little.
33:13How are you?
33:15That's smart.
33:16Get!
33:16Get!
33:21I see you there!
33:23Freeze it!
33:23Sheriff, they're getting away!
33:24Of course they're getting away!
33:26Get in your vehicle!
33:27Yes, sir!
33:28That's my vehicle.
33:29Here's your dipstick.
33:31Everything's going to be all just fine.
33:34Now, right now, you and me got to be going to get you ready for your drive to Chickasaw County
33:38with that load of shi-shi-shi sorghum.
33:42Come on.
33:43Now, down Hazard and Chickasaw way, news travels faster than a turpentine cat.
33:48Fact is, right now, old Sheriff Little's getting wind of old boss's shine shipping, and he ain't
33:52even started it yet.
33:54I'll be awaiting.
33:55Thanks for the tip.
33:57I owe you one.
33:58Tenfold.
34:13I hate litter.
34:15Well, it's a low-down shame for old Bo, but the only ones that can save him right now
34:19from driving into that trap are on a run themselves.
34:30Getish, this is Sharebrush Gould.
34:32We got him trapped now!
34:34Ha-ha, yes, sir!
34:36Uh, I mean, yes, sir!
34:40Oh, there's no way up ahead!
34:43Now, friends, they ain't never gonna get out of this.
34:46They don't stop flying off in all directions like a bunch of guinea hens.
35:07Cletus, you dipstick!
35:09What are you trying to do, scuff my dog?
35:11Oh, you're flesh.
35:13You know, you're...
35:17Law Sheep calling Shepard?
35:19Law Sheep, come in, Shepard, please!
35:21Yeah, this is Shepard.
35:22Uh, what'd you find out about Bo?
35:24Listen, I can't talk on the air, so meet us at Pond Ridge Crossroads, and...
35:27Shepard, please hurry!
35:29I'm down and gone.
35:30I'll see you, Cootin'.
35:32Now, there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...
35:36All right, all right, put them in, put them in!
35:37Now, hurry it up!
35:39Uh, everything all tuned up good?
35:41Yes, sir.
35:42All right, then.
35:43Fine, fine.
35:45Hey, boys, listen, I hate to tell you this.
35:47Then don't.
35:47Well, I've got to.
35:49Luke, Duke, and Daisy got away from me.
35:51Oh!
35:52Roscoe, if there was a prize for Jackass of the Year, you'd win it hoofs down.
35:57Oh, I appreciate that.
35:57Well, anyway, it's too late for them to stop Bo now.
36:00Okay, boys, here.
36:02That's for you, now get lost.
36:04Okay, Bo!
36:05Sonny boy, we're all loaded up!
36:07Let's go!
36:08Well, this van will really hum now.
36:09Oh, that's good.
36:10That's good.
36:11On the corner, this load of sorghum's got to be in Chickasaw County pronto.
36:14Now, you've got your me up in your dress, and don't you stop for nobody.
36:19Nobody!
36:20Bring it down on me, Daddy!
36:21Okay!
36:24And just to make sure that nothing's happening, Daddy Hawk and Uncle Roscoe are going to be following him right
36:31behind.
36:31Oh, I love it, I love it.
36:34And you just make sure he don't know he's being followed.
36:38Come on.
36:58What'd you find out about Bo?
36:59He ain't in trouble, is he?
37:01Well, he ain't yet, but he's gonna be.
37:03He's running shine for Boss Hog in Chickasaw County.
37:05Boy's got to be out of his mind.
37:07He could blow his whole probation.
37:09Well, that ain't all he could blow.
37:10Now, Chickasaw County, that's the home territory of that shooting Sheriff Little.
37:13Well, we've got to stop him.
37:14Let's get cracking.
37:16All right, there's two ways in Chickasaw County.
37:17You take three, I'll take 16.
37:20Yeah, gotcha!
37:36Oh, ha!
37:42Oh, ha!
37:44Oh, ha!
37:54Shines upon it.
37:55I can smell it.
37:59Yes, sir, of all, Roscoe.
38:01Life sure has spoken its way down a clear, open track for me.
38:06You've spoken, isn't it?
38:07I'm gonna make me ten times a good rate.
38:11That's gotta be my all-time money-making record.
38:24Shepard to the lost sheep.
38:25Shepard to the lost sheep, you got yours now.
38:27Come in, Shepard.
38:28I just come up on Roscoe and Jamie Hogg.
38:31They might be riding shotgun on Bo.
38:33I'm gonna find out more later.
38:35Ten-four.
38:38And to think is the Dukes have done it for me.
38:41That sure is a honey on the hotcakes.
38:43We, boss, the Dukes did it for us.
38:47That's us.
38:48All right, all right.
38:48Let's just say they done it 10% for we and 90% for me.
38:53Oh, that's better.
38:55That's...
38:56We, that's it.
38:57Now, get your hands back on the wheel and your eyes on the road.
38:59And don't lose that thing.
39:01No, no.
39:24Hi, Jesse.
39:26Hi, Jesse.
39:28Jesse, dude.
39:31What's he doing here?
39:32Maybe he's trying to stop Bo.
39:34Yeah.
39:35We're over my dead body.
39:36Come on, come on.
39:37We gotta stop him.
39:43All right, Jesse.
39:45Go.
39:46Pull it over.
39:46If you're sure of rushing full of these poultry, I'm serious now.
39:49You're under arrest.
39:58Come on, get it.
39:59Get it.
39:59Tell you.
40:00You blew everything.
40:01You see, it's Shepherds and Lost Sheep and Pretty Maiden.
40:04You got your ears off.
40:05Wait a minute, Jeff.
40:06You got anything, Shepherds?
40:07This is our lucky day.
40:09It's Highway 3, number 3.
40:12I'm being chased by Roscoe and J.D. Hall.
40:16And I just got a quick glimpse of a van up my head.
40:20It was painted that night-driving gray.
40:23Highway 3, gray van.
40:25Okay, we got it.
40:26Give him a run.
40:27Give him a run.
40:59Go, go, pull over.
41:02Go, pull over, please.
41:04I want to talk to you.
41:06I don't want to talk to you now.
41:07Would you guys just get the heck out of here?
41:13He's talking like he ain't even a duke.
41:15Yeah, something's definitely wrong.
41:17And we're almost to the Chickasaw County line.
41:19Luke, Sheriff Lill is waiting there for him.
41:22Bo's an honor.
41:23I do.
41:26Breaker, breaker.
41:27This is Hazard County Commissioner J.D. Hall calling Sheriff Little.
41:31Come in.
41:33What in the head is going on here?
41:35That ain't me.
41:37Someone's using my name in B.
41:38Come in if you can hear me out there, Sheriff Little.
41:41This is J.D. Hall.
41:43Sheriff Little here, Commissioner Hall.
41:45What can I do for you?
41:56What can I do for you?
42:13This is Sheriff Rush Cole.
42:14You got it.
42:15Let's go catch Bo.
42:19Well, Bo's, if you want them to hear you, you're going to have to speak louder.
42:24The CB is out.
42:25What the?
42:26You said that?
42:26Oh, Jack, blast that thing.
42:29I knew it.
42:30I knew it.
42:30I could, it's a trick.
42:31I could just smell Dukes.
42:33I'm going to forget all about Jesse.
42:45Just what in the heck do you think you're doing?
42:47Well, what do you think you're doing?
42:48You start talking right now, Bo Duke.
42:49My name is not Duke.
42:50My name is Hogg.
42:51Bo Hogg.
42:52My daddy told me all about you.
42:53Lost his mind, Luke.
42:54He ain't lost his mind, just his memory.
42:56Yeah, but he doesn't even know who we are.
42:58It's amnesia.
42:59Now, if you Dukes don't quit pestering me, I'm going to have to...
43:01Hold on a second, Bo.
43:02Now, this is your cousin Daisy.
43:05I'm your cousin Luke.
43:05We're all blood kin.
43:08Your name's Bo Duke.
43:09Would you get your hand off of me?
43:11Bo!
43:12Now, I got a delivery to make.
43:14He not only lost his memory, I'd swear Boss Hogg brainwashed him.
43:17Now, are you going to get out of my way or am I going to have to move you?
43:19Bo, you can't do this.
43:20You're going to violate your probation.
43:22The heck I can't.
43:25Bo!
43:27Are you all right?
43:28Jeez.
43:29We got to get him out of sight.
43:30The general, too.
43:31If they find us near that Lotus Shiner, across the county line, we're dead.
43:35You got him?
43:36Yeah, I got him.
43:37Okay, I'll stash the general.
43:38All right, I'll stash the general.
43:39Come on.
43:50Pull up, pull up, pull up.
43:51Come on, come on.
43:53You're good.
43:54Come on, come on.
43:54Come on, come on, come on.
43:55Yeah.
43:56Yeah.
44:01He's still out cold.
44:04I wonder where Bo is.
44:06Yeah.
44:06My shine.
44:07If it ain't okay, I'll kill myself.
44:10I wonder what happened.
44:11Ah, ha, ha, ha.
44:13The shine's fine.
44:15Look at that.
44:17Yeah, yeah.
44:17But what did happen to Sonny Boy?
44:19I know.
44:19Bo!
44:20Bo!
44:21Is that boss?
44:23He's not sure.
44:23Sheriff Little!
44:24Is that just Sheriff Little?
44:25Yeah, yeah.
44:26Quick, quick, quick, quick.
44:28How is he?
44:29Is he cranked, huh?
44:31What?
44:31He's out like a light.
44:33Let's see.
44:33Bang his head inside the van.
44:36Oh, yeah.
44:36Commissioner Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane.
44:39Yeah.
44:39Welcome to Chickasaw County.
44:41Appreciate it.
44:41Well, it looks like we caught you with your pudgy little hand in the whiskey jar, didn't we?
44:46Now, he's got the pudgy little hand.
44:49Sir, I have you know that Sheriff Coltrane and myself were in hot pursuit of these here sign runners.
44:54Oh, yeah.
44:55And we apprehended this vehicle.
44:57But the varmish took off like a scalded hog.
44:59Pig.
45:00Oh, sorry.
45:01Yeah, that's right.
45:02And we now are hereby confiscating this here hooch and transporting it back to Hazard County where it came from.
45:09Cow chips.
45:10This illegal contraband is now in Chickasaw County and I'm destroying it right here.
45:15Yeah, but it could be destroying evidence.
45:17Valuable evidence.
45:19Don't do it.
45:20Don't do it.
45:21Don't do this.
45:28It's time to go and reach.
45:31Don't you worry about it.
45:36That's a mess.
45:38That's good stuff, too.
45:40I can kill it.
45:44You.
45:45You.
45:46I was saving that for the whole...
45:48And so Boss Hog's dream of making a financial killing came to an inglorious hand.
45:52As for Bull Hog...
45:54How you feeling, boy?
45:57I just don't know what I'm doing here.
45:59I thought I was supposed to go boar hunting.
46:00Well, he did.
46:01And you got the biggest boar in the whole county, honey.
46:05We did?
46:06Yeah, come on.
46:07I'll tell you all about it on the way home.
46:10In the meantime...
46:12It's good to have you back.
46:15I felt like I got hit by a truck.
46:18Howdy.
46:20Which put everything back to normal in Hazard County.
46:23Whatever that is.
46:25Good.
46:25Good.
46:26Good.
46:32Good.
46:33Good.
46:41Good.
46:45Good.
46:47Good.
46:48Good.
46:49Good.
46:49Good.
46:50Good.
46:51Good.
46:51Good.
46:52Good.
46:52Good.
46:53Good.
46:54Good.
46:55Good.
46:55Good.
46:55Oh, my God.
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