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00:01Tonight on The Dukes
00:02Oh, look, look, look, look!
00:03Guess who's aiming to be Lawman of the Year?
00:06He's got me!
00:09Hey, Russ!
00:10Go! We're going to train a people's friend!
00:14Oh!
00:14Oh!
00:16Listen, I'm not afraid of you.
00:18Butt-butt, lap-jacks on a fair still.
00:20Flip-flop and fly!
00:22More roller-dumpity!
00:24Busier than a jumper cable at a drag race.
00:26Ha-ha!
00:28Woo!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law
00:45Since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:15Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:32The men around Hazard take pride in their cooking
01:35Their women and their cars
01:37And old Coy and Vance Duke are about the best drivers around
01:41They have to be to keep up with Daisy
01:43A real double threat
01:44Hey! What's with you fellas?
01:46I thought you were supposed to give me some competition
01:48And she can cook too
01:57You've been taking it easy on you little cousin
01:59When do we get back on level ground?
02:01Now where's he gonna find that in Hazard?
02:07Yeah, yeah
02:08Well, you remember there's a yellow flag on Old Mill Road
02:11Well, you remember there's a yellow flag on Old Mill Road
02:18And remember our bet, fellas
02:19Loser cooks breakfast and does dishes for a week
02:22Yahoo!
02:23Them boys better get moving
02:25They cook bad
02:27Howsomever
02:28I got a feeling that ain't nobody gonna win this race
02:33No!
02:35Oh, you're right, Flash!
02:37We got a live one
02:45We got her, Flash
02:47Daisy Duke
02:48Naughty Naughty
02:49We got you this time
02:51Alright, Roscoe
02:52What is it?
02:53You were speeding, that's what
02:54You call going 55 miles an hour speeding?
02:56Well, it is if you're in a 15 mile an hour zone
02:59Obviously, you didn't see that white sign back there
03:02I just passed that sign, Roscoe
03:04And it was 55 miles an hour
03:06Do tell
03:06Now, you're not gonna get away with this
03:08I'm taking you to court
03:09And you know what?
03:10I'm gonna get a jury trial
03:10And everybody's gonna know what you've done here
03:12That's gonna be bad for you
03:13Well, that's tough
03:14Because you're gonna have to go with me till then
03:16You gotta raise bail
03:17Do good!
03:25Now, in Hazard County
03:26Even a friendly race
03:28Takes second place to somebody having trouble
03:31Do you fellas need any help?
03:33No, thanks
03:33We'll manage
03:34Not like that
03:35Let me give you a hand with that jack
03:36I said
03:37We'll manage
03:41Oh, I'm sorry
03:41We was just trying to help
03:43Come on, Coy
03:44That's what we get
03:45For trying to be a good Samaritan
03:46No way we would beat Daisy now
03:48Whole week of fixing breakfast
03:49And washing them dishes
03:50Yeah?
03:51That ain't all we gotta worry about
03:52I saw a gun underneath the jacket
03:53On the front seat
03:54You're kidding
04:04All right, you dipsticks
04:05On your feet
04:06We got a prisoner to lock up
04:07Daisy!
04:08What did you do to get arrested?
04:10Oh, Roscoe suckered me into one of his speed traps
04:12Yeah
04:12But I don't aim to be here very long, Roscoe
04:15Oh, see, Naughty Naughty
04:16You know, we haven't even locked you up
04:17And already you're planning to escape
04:19Good!
04:19Well, listen, Daisy
04:20You're gonna have to stay in jail
04:21Until you pay your bail
04:22And that's gonna be a tubby
04:24Because it's a code one bail
04:25Code one?
04:26Come on, Roscoe
04:26That's a little steep, isn't it?
04:27Yes, so she won't make no trouble, Sheriff
04:29Well, why not?
04:30She's a duke, isn't she?
04:31Just hush
04:32I gotta get back to my speed trap
04:34Duty
04:34I gotta catch some more suckers
04:36Oh, I love it, I love it, I love it
04:42Okay, you can tell her we're ready to take our medicine
04:45Who, her, and what medicine?
04:47Daisy, didn't she tell you about the race?
04:49How could she tell me anything?
04:50I ain't seen her since you all left here this morning
04:53That don't make sense
04:54She had us whipped good
04:55Think maybe she had an accident?
04:57Bo Peep from Lost Sheep
04:58You got your ears on?
05:00Daisy, this is Vance
05:02Daisy, honey
05:04Where are you?
05:06Come back, sugar
05:06We're starting to get worried
05:07Breaker, Breaker, Lost Sheep
05:08This is Crazy Cooter coming at you
05:10I bet y'all got your ears on
05:11I've been trying to reach you
05:12Listen up now
05:13I got some bad news
05:14Roscoe's done trumped up something on Daisy
05:16And has got her in the slammer
05:17You sure about that?
05:18Sure as I can be
05:19Seen it with my own eyes
05:20I'm gonna run out to Old Mill Road
05:21And pick up her jeep
05:22Somebody better get down there and spring her
05:24Okay, thanks Cooter
05:25We'll handle it
05:26I'm gone
05:26Wonder what Roscoe run her in for?
05:28Well, it don't make no difference
05:30She's innocent
05:31We gotta bail her out
05:32You fellas get on into town
05:34And I'll get my tax money
05:36Yes, sir
05:42What do they do?
05:43What is such a thing?
05:45I don't mind
05:46While the boys and Jessie
05:47Was rushing to Spring Daisy
05:49Boss was meeting with them dudes
05:51With a hidden gun
05:54All right, all right, all right
05:56It's about time your boys got here
05:58I mean, I've been waiting for you over an hour
06:00And I didn't bring nothing to eat with me neither
06:03Well, that ain't our fault
06:04You was the one who told us to sneak in by the back roads
06:06Yeah, well, that was because nobody was supposed to see you on your week
06:09Nobody did see you, did they?
06:11No
06:11Good
06:12Except a couple of do-gooders
06:13Hmm?
06:14They're driving an orange car with number 01 on the door
06:16They're blessed them, they're Duke boys
06:19They're the least ones in Hezza County I wanted to spot you
06:22Now you don't have to worry about them or anybody else
06:25If this job's as easy as you say it is
06:27It's gonna be a lot easier than that
06:29It's in this jewelry store I own right in the middle of Hazard
06:32Across the street
06:33This sucker sold my Lula some fake jewelry
06:38Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
06:39Nobody in Hazard steals lest I say so
06:42I can pick that safe in 30 seconds blindfolded
06:46What kind of security are we up against?
06:48You know something?
06:50That juror's got more money invested in burglar alarms
06:53Than he's gotten his very own jewelry
06:54Then how do you figure this job's gonna be a pushover?
06:58It's on the corner
06:59He forgot to put a burglar alarm on the door leading to the basement
07:03Little oversight
07:05And that's exactly the door you boys will be coming in from
07:09And how do you think we're gonna get in the basement?
07:11You did notice that old manhole there, didn't you?
07:14It leads right down to an old sewer line that runs right in front of that very basement
07:19So all you gotta do is tunnel in
07:22And clean that sucker out before he notices anything is missing
07:27What about the local law?
07:28Oh, you mean Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, huh?
07:31Well, normally he'd be in for a cut
07:33But still clear him, cause I'm leaving him out of this one
07:37It's gonna be all mine
07:39Oh, that is yours and mine
07:47Oh, good girl Flash
07:49We got another one
07:50Boy, I'm telling you, this speed trap's paying off like a jackpot
07:56Oh, good grief
07:59Miss Tisdale
08:12You ought not to do wheelies in front of an officer, is he?
08:14Got a special delivery for you, Roscoe
08:16Oh
08:16I figured I'd catch you up here at the new speed trap
08:18Oh, well good
08:20First you have to show me your ID, Sheriff
08:21Oh, good grief
08:22You know doggone well who I am there
08:25Did it?
08:26Oh, yeah
08:28Oh, thank you, I appreciate it
08:30Oh, see it's from the Lawman of the Year Committee
08:34I've been nominated Lawman of the Year
08:37Now what darn fool would have done something like that?
08:39Me
08:40You
08:40I nominated myself
08:42Oh, it says here
08:43They're gonna send an observer incognito to watch and observe me in action
08:48Takes a good, honest citizen to be sheriff
08:50Oh, I know
08:51Suppose that observer don't cotton to this speed trap of yours
08:54Oh, well, it isn't my speed trap
08:57That's Boss Hogg's speed trap
08:59And as the next Lawman of the Year
09:01I'm not gonna stand for any more of his schemes
09:04In fact, the first thing I'm gonna do is go back and let that sweet Daisy Duke out of the
09:09potty
09:10Oh, Blake, you're gonna be so proud of me
09:12Good day, do you miss this, Dale?
09:15Oh, yes
09:16Go
09:19Got you anything else to make you more comfortable, Daisy?
09:22Some coffee, a pillow
09:23You'd like me to run and get some of them Mr. Ugly Donuts, Daisy?
09:26They're mighty good
09:26Oh, fellas, the flowers, the ice cream and the berry pie are just perfect
09:31Thank you
09:32Hey, baby
09:33Uncle Jesse
09:34Hey, fellas
09:35All right, y'all, open up and let her go
09:37I can't do that, Roscoe's orders
09:39Sorry, Vince, but you gotta make her bail first
09:42We got her right here, $50, just like always
09:45Just ain't enough, Uncle Jesse, I'm sorry about it
09:47I'm afraid you're about $450 short this time
09:50Are you fellas running on all four? It's always been $50, ever since I can remember
09:56Oh, Uncle Jesse, don't blame them
09:57Now I know what Roscoe meant by that code one bail
10:00$500
10:01It don't look like my tax money's gonna be enough
10:04All right, what's going on?
10:07I'll tell you what's going on here
10:08Uncle Jesse can't raise $500 bail
10:10Can't you any of you dipsticks ever get anything straight?
10:13It's not $500
10:16It's $5, which I'm suspending right now
10:20Good job, it's okay
10:22Come on out
10:27Roscoe, you're suspending bail on a duke
10:29That's right
10:31I don't believe this
10:32Makes four of us
10:34Five
10:34Six
10:35Fess up, Roscoe
10:37What's your angle?
10:38Moi?
10:39Angle?
10:40Me, your best friend, Roscoe P. Coltrade?
10:43Never, never, never
10:44All I ask is if anybody asks you, you just tell them it's another day of justice and fair play
10:51from the next lawman of the year
11:00All right, Daisy! How's that fresh air feel, honey?
11:03Ah!
11:04Come over here
11:05Oh, honey, thank you
11:07Chariot awaits you, madam
11:08How's that for timing?
11:10Only I never thought I'd be getting out this quick
11:11Me neither, but I'm sure grateful you did
11:14Yes, siree
11:15Listen, I'll ride home with Daisy and we'll all meet over there and have us a celebration
11:19All right, I'll be back there, come on
11:21See you there
11:22Gooder, you come on over too
11:23All right, thank you, sir
11:25See you there
11:27Hey, cuz
11:28Ain't that our two friends over there coming out of Rue Bottoms?
11:31Yeah
11:32I wonder if they're still packing that pistol
11:34Ain't but one way to find out
11:35Come on, cuz
11:41Morning, Coy, Vance, what can I do for you?
11:44Them two fellas that just left, you ever see them before?
11:47No, said it was from some kind of museum
11:49Fixed to go out hunting Indian artifacts in the hills
11:51That makes sense
11:52I've always been digging up old Indian pots and vases ever since I can remember
11:56Well, less than they change their method, they ain't gonna have much luck at it
11:59They wanted some dynamite
12:00Well, that's the worst thing to use when you're hunting old pottery
12:03Blows everything to pieces
12:05Well, how much did they buy?
12:06Nary a stick, I'm fresh out
12:08I told them I'd have some towards the end of the week
12:10But they said by then they'd be long gone
12:12I don't like it
12:13Guns and dynamite just ain't a peaceful combination
12:16I think we better keep an eye on them dudes and find out what they're really up to
12:19Thank you, Mr. Rue Bott, thanks a lot
12:20Sure, boys
12:22Now, it's usually this kind of thinking that gets the Duke in trouble
12:25And this time I ain't no different
12:31Come on, cuz, I got about a five-minute head start off
12:33Ain't gonna help one bit
12:35They don't know Cory Duke's driving
12:37Friends and neighbors, modesty ain't his long suit
12:45Now, being five minutes ahead of the Duke and Hazard don't mean much
12:49Cuz they do know the territory
13:03See what I mean?
13:07Same two roofs
13:08Where'd they come from?
13:09Doesn't make any difference
13:10There's no way they can keep up with a souped-up engine like ours
13:21You and your souped-up engine, how come they still gaining on us?
13:25Beats me
13:31How about we start running and find out what they want?
13:34Also, be fit to be tired if we stopped
13:36And there ain't no point double-crossing it
13:38That isn't until after we clean out that jewelry stove
13:48Hang on, cuz, we're gonna crash
13:50Old Coy does have a good grasp on the situation
13:54Don't he?
14:02It's out of shame
14:04Them boys just had a blowout
14:07Damn!
14:08Man, we'll never catch them two dudes
14:09Well, unless we turn the juvenile into a three-wheeler
14:12Why do you figure them two cats spook so easy?
14:14I mean, they got a lot more to hide than that gun I saw
14:17Well, between that and the dynamite they tried to buy
14:19They could sure become a nuisance around here
14:22Not that it'll do much good
14:23But I figure we owe it to the people of Hazard to warn Roscoe about them, too
14:26It's a good idea
14:27Tell you what
14:27I'll get cooter on the CB
14:28You change the tire
14:29Oh, I'll get cooter on the CB
14:31You start changing the tire
14:32Sorry, cuz
14:33Vance ain't got but one other shirt
14:35And it's for Sunday
14:36Seeing as how he didn't know when the observer
14:38From the Lawman of the Year Committee would show up
14:42Roscoe wasn't taking no changes
14:43Oh, Cleetish
14:45What the heck you think you're doing?
14:47What the heck you think I think I'm doing?
14:48I'm writing tickets
14:49Well, quit it
14:50What?
14:50We're being observed
14:51Observed?
14:52Of course
14:52Listen
14:54Don't look now
14:55But there's a lady over at the bank with some curlers in her hair
14:58I told you not to look
14:59Well, you looked
15:00Well, those ain't real curlers
15:02They're not?
15:03No, no
15:03What are they?
15:04They're aerials
15:05Sure, she's a two-way radio
15:07No kidding?
15:07Of course
15:08Can we get the ball game?
15:09Hush!
15:10That ain't the kind of radio she is
15:11She's a direct line right into the commission
15:13That's judging the sheriff of the year
15:15Oh, that's terrific
15:16And here I am writing these dumb-
15:17Cleetish
15:17What?
15:18I will not have you harassing these good people of Hazard
15:21These phony trumped up-
15:23What's funny?
15:24They're your phony trumped up-
15:25Will you hush-
15:25Get it
15:28Get that thing out of here
15:29Hey, Roscoe, can we get a word with you?
15:31Huh?
15:31Oh, a word with me?
15:33Of course
15:34Listen
15:35Roscoe P. Coltrane always has time for his friends and neighbors when they're in trouble
15:39We ain't got troubles, Roscoe
15:41But you might have them
15:42Just hush that
15:43There's a couple strangers in town
15:44And one of them's packing a gun
15:45And they was trying to buy dynamite from Mr. Reuben
15:47Will you hush about that?
15:48Hush!
15:49And then we tried talking to them and they took off out of there like their tails was on fire
15:52Think maybe you better run them down and talk to them just a little bit
15:55Are you kidding me, fella?
15:56Listen
15:57If I chased everybody that was suspicious in Hazard County
16:00I'd have to start with Boss Hall
16:02Just move this heap on out of here
16:04Okay, Roscoe
16:05But if anything happens, don't say we didn't warn you
16:07Hush!
16:08Hush!
16:08We sure tried
16:09Get it out of here before I ticket you for lordy with a piece of junk
16:12Get
16:13Get it
16:16Hush!
16:18Hush!
16:19Hush!
16:19Hush!
16:19Hush!
16:20Hush!
16:20Hush!
16:20Hush!
16:20Hush!
16:20Hush!
16:22Hush!
16:24Hush!
16:27Hush!
16:39Hush!
16:47Hush!
16:49Hush!
16:54the store. Them boys in the orange car, they've been getting mighty nosy. I don't think I'm
16:59snooping around while we're tunneling. Well, there ain't no way them boys can do that if they're in a
17:04jail cell. Well, that's exactly the place I'm going to put them till this job is over and all
17:10them jewels is in my pocket where they rightfully belong. Well, some of them will be your pocket
17:17too. See, I could read your mind. All right, take this and get about it. Oh, well, what do we
17:23have
17:23here? Oh, what precious little bundle of joy. Isn't that a pretty baby? Well, what do we
17:32have here? You haven't finished your lunch yet? Oh.
17:48Ugly baby. He fell through an ugly tree and hit every limb.
18:18Okay. Enos. Yes, sir? It flashes lunchtime. Would you mind doing me a favor while I'm working
18:23on my speech and go out to the car and get flashes, doggie, num-nums? Be hefty, Sheriff.
18:34Oh, shit, will you? Sorry, Mr. Harvey. I'm just going after some doggie num-nums.
18:39Doggy num-nums? Well, I bet you won't like them any more than I did when I tried them.
18:44Oh, the only thing I would like to ask you is if my dog flashed what?
18:49Oh, Roscoe. Will you just quit fussing around with this flea-bitten hound dog?
18:52Oh, you got work to do, don't you know that?
18:54What? I want you to get out there and arrest Coy and Vince Duke.
18:58On what charge?
18:59Well, I'll think of a good one later.
19:01I got out there, Cousin Boss. You can give him a ticket for going the wrong way on a one
19:03-way
19:04street.
19:04Cleetis, you dipstick, we ain't going to do that. How would that look? The lawman of
19:08the year? I'm not going to stoop that low.
19:10Wait a minute. Did you say lawman of the year?
19:14Yeah, the lawman of the year.
19:16Well, what in the world does the lawman of the year have to do with what's going on around
19:20here?
19:20I was nominated.
19:21You were nominated lawman of the year?
19:23Yeah.
19:23Well, what fool would do a darn thing like this?
19:25A fool like me. I'm not letting any of your phony schemes knock me out of the running,
19:29either. I am going to run Hazard County fair and square, even if it means arresting you.
19:35Arresting me!
19:36Oh, here, go. Give me the no-no.
19:37Here's your doggy no-no, Sheriff.
19:39Oh, there it is. Oh, here, Flash.
19:41All right, Enos, listen. I want you to get out there with Cleetis and give him a hand
19:45and you arrest Coy and Vance Duke.
19:48But, Mr. Hawks...
19:48Butt me no butt so you're going to get your butt butted right back to California, you hear?
19:52A ten-hunt!
19:54As police commissioner, I'm ordering you to do your duty.
19:57Now, kid.
19:58Yes, sir. I'm going to try.
19:59And you.
20:01That'll be a scene to yourself.
20:03Fussing around with that dog and worrying about lawmen of the year, huh?
20:06Wonder what's in these things?
20:07It dig right in here.
20:09Yeah.
20:09Okay, it's going to work. Watch your eyes.
20:14Hey, we're city dudes, huh?
20:16He said we're in city clothes.
20:17Yeah.
20:17I had this cranky look about it.
20:19It was driving some sort of a green sedan.
20:21It was a couple years old and I think it had a souped-up engine in it, too.
20:24Yeah.
20:25Well, they ain't seen it.
20:26But if I do, I'll give y'all a holler on the CB first thing.
20:28Well, thanks, Coon. Appreciate that.
20:30God!
20:31Yeah, not so fast there. Y'all just freeze it right there.
20:33Sorry, Coy. Vance, y'all are under arrest.
20:35Not all you fellas have to do is go around and play cops and robbers.
20:38What do they want us for this time, huh?
20:39Well, I hope y'all understand, but Mr. Hogg ain't told us that yet.
20:42I don't want any funny business here.
20:44We're taking karate lessons, you know.
20:48Samurai, deputy!
20:50Come on, Samurai!
20:51Come on, now! Come on, now!
20:56Cleetus!
21:00Cleetus!
21:02Cleetus, you messed up my dang-gum!
21:05You're getting away, Cleetus.
21:07Well, I guess this cements our relationship.
21:09Samurai deputies, huh?
21:11Here, grab a hold.
21:12Let's get out of there.
21:13Dang luck!
21:14Those dudes are gonna be hard enough to find without Cleetus and Enos on our tail.
21:18And if we do find them, we can't prove anything.
21:20They ain't exactly wearing signs around their neck telling us they're crooks.
21:24We need a cotton-picking minute.
21:26Maybe they are wearing signs.
21:27Say like in water posters at the post office.
21:30Because that head of yours is busier than the jumper cable at a drag race.
21:33Let's go!
21:50Howdy, Miss Tisdale.
21:52Oh, Lander Goshen, your boy's fighting.
21:54I scared me to death.
21:55You made me triple-stap a 20-cent-a.
21:57Well, excuse us for coming in the back door, but we're in kind of a hurry.
22:00We'd like to look through your old wanted posters.
22:01Well, that's what they're here for.
22:03Just don't interrupt me doing business hours until you take a number.
22:05Yes, ma'am.
22:06Yes, ma'am.
22:14Oh, flash, oh, what a nice day.
22:17Oh, good morning.
22:19Lamb's sakes, if you boys wasn't kin to Jesse Duke,
22:22I'd be minus suspicious about the way you two are acting.
22:25Now, if you want to hide out in here, you're gonna have to take a number.
22:27You see that little old lady over there trying to cross the street?
22:31Listen, I'll bet you anything that she's on that committee
22:34to elect the lawman of the year.
22:36Watch me get another boat.
22:38Now, stay here now.
22:39It's okay.
22:40He's not coming this way anymore.
22:46Solid concrete.
22:47You kidding me?
22:48You can't tell.
22:49I think it is or I think it is.
22:50We're gonna have to have another little meeting with Hogg.
22:52We're gonna need that dynamite after all.
22:56I've seen every wanted poster since Kane took Abel,
22:58and I ain't seen neither one of them dudes.
23:00Yeah.
23:00It was a long shot anyway.
23:01Thanks, Miss Tisdale.
23:02Not so fast, boys.
23:04Them ain't the only wanted posters I got.
23:06A whole bunch more came in this morning.
23:08I just haven't had a chance to pin them up yet.
23:10Thank you, ma'am.
23:15You're in good hands with the Rock, Gold, Gold, Gold.
23:18Hold it right there.
23:19What?
23:20What?
23:20All right.
23:21Come on through.
23:22Good.
23:23Here you go.
23:24You're safe as a bug in a rug with me.
23:28Sorry about that.
23:29Listen, it's been a pleasure, ma'am, helping you across the street.
23:32And if anybody asks you who did it, you tell them not Scooby Coltrane to people's friends.
23:37But I didn't want to cross the street, dad.
23:47Oh, what a smart.
23:49Come on, you.
23:51I ought to give her a ticket for concealed umbrella.
23:55Well, looky here, Coy.
23:58Did you buy a used car from that man?
24:00Jack Morris.
24:01That's one of them dudes, all right.
24:02The subject is skilled demolition expert.
24:07His arm should be considered dangerous.
24:09All right, Flash.
24:10Let's go.
24:12Thank you, Miss Tisdale.
24:13You've been a big help.
24:14You'll be sure to tell your Uncle Jesse, won't you?
24:16Oh, yes, ma'am.
24:18I swear, just the thought of that man softens my arteries.
24:24Yeah, once you got it, I guess you never lose it.
24:39Hey, Roscoe, how many times have I told you not to interrupt me during my snack break?
24:43Harsh, this can't wait.
24:45Look, boss, I'm going to give you back everything you ever gave me as your share of all your phony
24:49deals.
24:50No, you don't.
24:51I wouldn't have given it to you in the first place if I could use any of it.
24:54What am I going to do with all of that now?
24:56I don't care what you do with it.
24:57You can take these flippers and you can flip, flop, and fly.
24:59You can take this fish and give it to some other sucker.
25:01You can take this drum and beat it for all I care.
25:04I'm not going to let anything stand in my way of being lawman of the year.
25:08Don't just get that all out of here, will you?
25:10Don't look.
25:11I might keep these, old.
25:11I don't want any of it.
25:12These are from the Tooth Fairy.
25:13He can't get away.
25:17Roscoe will have to do something about these dudes when he sees this wanted poster.
25:21I sure hope so.
25:22That man's more stubborn than a donkey stuck in talk.
25:24That's for sure.
25:27Oh, no.
25:28It's Cletus and Ennis again.
25:30Lose him.
25:31Then we'll double back and find Roscoe.
25:38Y'all trying to get away from us now.
25:44Oh, come on, fella.
25:45We'll make your deal.
25:46You quit chasing us and we'll pay to have those uniforms dry cleaned.
25:49Gee, that's mighty nice of you guys.
25:51Yeah, if you're trying to bribe us, you can just forget about it.
25:53This is one time you're not going to make monkeys out of us.
26:04You ever wonder how hard it is to be a fish in Hazard County?
26:26They're okay.
26:27They're waiting out.
26:27Good.
26:28Let's double back and show that water poster to Roscoe.
26:47Time the boys got back to town,
26:49old Roscoe was making sure that he had plenty of photographs to distribute to the newspapers
26:53when he was named Lawman of the Year.
26:55You smiled now, did you?
26:57See, this is the placer.
26:58I have to take it out of the camera.
26:59Oh, good.
27:01Oh, I bet that was a doozy.
27:04I bet that picked up every wrinkle.
27:06Now you go play and I'll check the focus.
27:09Take another one.
27:11Get your pretty velvet ears in there.
27:13Hey, Roscoe.
27:14Remember them two strangers we was telling you about?
27:16This one here is one for safe cracking.
27:17The other one wouldn't win any prizes either.
27:19Now you're going to go arrest him or ain't you?
27:20Well, he ain't.
27:22The only ones that are going to get arrested around here are you two.
27:25All right, Roscoe.
27:26Cuff him and stuff him.
27:27Now, hold on a minute, boss.
27:28Take a look at this.
27:29Saw that crook in town this morning.
27:31For all we know, he might be planning on robbing your bank.
27:33No, they ain't.
27:34I mean, how could they?
27:37Big crook like this, say, he's got to be 100 miles away from here because, I mean,
27:41what would big crooks want in a little town like we got?
27:44So, Roscoe, are you going to arrest them or no?
27:46No, I'm not.
27:47Well, the reason being is because if that committee, they'd see through your trumped-up
27:52charges in a split second, and then I wouldn't get elected lawman of the year.
27:56So, I guess I'll have to do it myself and make a citizen's arrest.
28:00All right, give me them handcuffs.
28:02Cigarettes, boss.
28:04Where'd we go?
28:06Would you freeze?
28:08Roscoe, where are you?
28:28Things begin to smell like an acre full of onions to me, Kyle.
28:31It just ain't like boss not to be worried after seeing that wanted poster.
28:34It's just what I was thinking.
28:35Seeing Morris as a bank robber, boss has the only bank in town.
28:39It's like you don't want to stop it.
28:41Hey, maybe that's the reason he ain't so worried, because he's tied up with them.
28:45I know boss is slippery with seven acres of goose grease, but rob his own bank?
28:49I wouldn't put anything past him.
28:51And it doesn't hurt any to be on the safe side.
28:54Crazy to see this law sheep, you out there?
28:56Breaker 1, Breaker 1, might be crazy, but I ain't dumb crazy.
28:59Cooter coming back at you?
29:00What y'all Duke boys want here on the hazard net?
29:02Hey, Cooter, remember them city boys we was telling you about in that green sedan?
29:06Well, then it's up there bank robbers, or at least one of them is.
29:08Woo!
29:09Son, I'm telling you.
29:11Well, I'm glad I ain't got no money in boss hogs' bank.
29:13We told Roscoe about him, but he ain't about to go after him.
29:16So I figure it's up to us.
29:17Can you lend us a hand?
29:18Hey, you got it.
29:19You know that.
29:19Where do you want me to look at?
29:20You head up north towards the county line.
29:22We'll go east.
29:23Maybe we can get Shepard and Bo Peep to help us out.
29:25What do you mean, maybe?
29:26You just tried to stop us.
29:27Uncle Jesse and I'll take west and south.
29:29And whoever sees those coyotes give a hoot on the horn, huh?
29:32We're gone.
29:33You got a big pository 10-4 here.
29:35This is Crazy Cooter, and I'm going hunting.
29:48Hey, listen, listen, listen here.
29:50You fellas know that I can't afford to be steed within 10 miles of you.
29:54You better have a dang good reason for calling me out here to meet you.
29:56How about 10 feet of solid concrete?
29:58We can't get in that jewelry store without blasting.
30:01And Rue Bottoms is fresh out of dynamite.
30:03Yeah, well, I ain't, because I got a whole mess of dynamite locked up in the shack out of my
30:08gravel pit.
30:09You take these here keys.
30:11Now, you just follow this road out, and you'll come to it.
30:13But hurry.
30:14The sooner I get that loot fence, the sooner that money starts growing in there.
30:42Lost sheep?
30:43Lost sheep, it's Bo Peep.
30:45I just hit the green jackpot.
30:47There's two men in a green car heading east on Sawmill Road.
30:50The only thing out here is Boss Gravel Company.
30:52Try to follow them without being spotted until we catch up with you.
30:54I'll try to raise Jesse and Cooter.
30:56You got it.
30:56I'm gone, honey.
31:24I got enough dynamite to blast clear to China.
31:26Hold it.
31:28Do you hear anything?
31:42Lost sheep?
31:43Lost sheep, are you out there?
31:44It's Bo Peep.
31:45Bo Peep, this is Lost Sheep.
31:47Coming back?
31:47Hey, listen, fellas.
31:48I'm at Boss's gravel yard right by the dynamite shack, and there's no sign of those boys in that green
31:53car.
31:53They must have gone off ahead to the pit.
31:55Now, you stay where you are, sugar.
31:56We're going to check that out together.
31:57Okay, will do.
32:01Now, y'all know that Daisy ain't about to stay put for nobody.
32:05I just love that little old girl.
32:07I just love that little girl.
32:18Here we go.
32:18Oh, my God.
32:53Look at the sun, buddy.
32:55No, no, actually, I was just checking on some stuff.
33:00No!
33:03No!
33:07No, Pete, this is lost sheep. We'll be there in a couple of minutes. Come back.
33:13Sure like to know why she ain't answering.
33:30No sign of the jeep. Think she went on up ahead?
33:33She wouldn't do that. You better take a look around.
33:39Over there in the shack.
33:40Come back.
33:47What happened, sugar?
33:49A little two thousand y'all was looking for?
33:51Well, they found me.
33:52Listen, what else would they be doing in here but getting dynamite?
33:55You see which way they went?
33:56Uh-uh.
33:57Tidy up, fellas.
33:59Hey, they could be here for all I know.
34:10All right, hold it.
34:11Fighting's over.
34:13Well, it may be, but it sure don't look like peace broke out to me.
34:30That ought to keep him till we're long gone.
34:45Now, forget it. Forget it. This ain't going anywhere.
34:48They sure suckered us good.
34:50Ain't no way to bust down this door.
34:52Well, fellas, we gotta do something.
34:54They must have enough dynamite to blow up half a hazard.
34:56I know it's a long shot. Let's give this alarm a try and see what happens.
35:04Oh, there he is. Doesn't that feel good?
35:08Enish, will you get that phone?
35:10Oh, yes, sir.
35:11Hazard County Sheriff's Office. Deputy Strike speaking.
35:16Possibly won't have come, but Sheriff, Mabel over at the phone company says
35:19alarm went off at the gravel pit and must be a fire in the dynamite shack.
35:23Well, what the heck is she bothering me for?
35:25If there is a fire in that old dynamite shack, it's probably blowing from here to Hatchipy by now.
35:30Sheriff, Roscoe said, what you bothering us for, Mabel? Sorry.
35:33What'd you do that for? Come on, Roscoe. We gotta do something.
35:36Gotta do something.
35:37I'll tell you what Flash and I are going to do.
35:39We're going out on patrol.
35:41We're going out on the city streets and patrol
35:43in case any of those lawmen committee people are snooping around spying on me.
35:47They're going to see that Roscoe P. Coltrane is on the job 24 hours a day.
35:54You missed you and me. Let's go. It's because they're about to kill us.
35:58You tricked me.
36:00No, it's my turn.
36:01It's my turn.
36:02My turn.
36:02My turn.
36:03It's my turn to drive.
36:05No, it's my turn.
36:06It's my turn to drive.
36:07Hey, you tricked me.
36:09You tricked me.
36:10It's my turn to drive.
36:14You heard anything else from the boys?
36:16No, I took that garbled message a while back.
36:19Sounded like they said they was going to the gravel pit.
36:22We'd better run up there and check it out.
36:23Okay, pull up with this.
36:25We'll be right behind you.
36:32While Enos and Cletus were speeding toward the gravel pit,
36:36them robbers was halfway back to town.
36:40We're gang calling Sewer Commissioner Hogg.
36:43We're gang calling Sewer Commissioner Hogg.
36:46Come back.
36:46All right, this is Sewer Commissioner Hogg speaking, work gang.
36:50And it's about time you called back.
36:51Listen, tell me.
36:52Did you get your hands on that strong stuff I sent you for?
36:56That ain't all we got, Commissioner.
36:58We got them two rubes you warned us about on ice.
37:01And we're headed back.
37:05Them words is music to my ear.
37:08All right, now listen.
37:09I'll be waiting at that manhole to make sure that nobody else tries to interfere with your good works.
37:15Over and out.
37:18I sure wouldn't want old boss to run out.
37:21It's a good hour to supper.
37:35Hey, that's Cudder's trap!
37:38At least we're right about the boys.
37:39They won't be too far from the general.
37:42Alarm's going.
37:44You boys in there?
37:45Yes, sir!
37:45Bless his long, Jones.
37:46It's Uncle Jesse.
37:47Daisy with you?
37:48Yeah!
37:49Listen, y'all.
37:50Hang on.
37:51We'll get you out of there in no time.
37:52Hurry up!
38:00You kids stay back from the door now.
38:06Stay down there, Cudder!
38:11Hey, are you all right?
38:12Yeah, we're okay.
38:13I don't know about the folks in town.
38:15Them crooks is headed there with a box of dynamite.
38:16We've got to stop them before they turn hazard in one big pile of toothpicks.
38:19All right.
38:19Hey, we're going to follow them.
38:21They're going to need some help.
38:22All right, I'll go with Daisy and find her Jeep.
38:23I'll see you in town.
38:41All right, it's all set.
38:42I got that dang Julep over in the county building filling out a jillion business permits, and nobody's going to
38:49hear you blast them.
38:50But nobody.
38:52All right, get to work now.
38:56Get them to us, Rick Stepp.
38:58That's right.
38:59We're doing everything we can to keep ours up to date.
39:05Oh, out of here.
39:25We're going to the sheriff's office.
39:27This is Vance and Coy Duke here.
39:28Roscoe, you're in big trouble now, and this time you better listen.
39:33Them crooks, you told you about to head your way with a load of fireworks.
39:36And it ain't the 4th of July.
39:37Slap Jack's on a ferris wheel.
39:39Coy, this is Cletus.
39:40Who wants crooks?
39:43Oh, boy.
39:48Cletus, we better go and get some hangouts.
39:56Okay, move out.
40:12Flash.
40:13See that guy in the newspaper?
40:15He's an observer.
40:16Do you think she's fooling me?
40:18He's an observer.
40:21Uh-oh.
40:22What do we have here?
40:25Somebody trespassing on the grass.
40:27We'll just give them something to observe.
40:34All right, boss.
40:36What the heck do you think you're doing, huh?
40:38What am I doing?
40:39Yeah, well, minding my own business.
40:41Like you ought to be doing.
40:43So just go on back to your office and stand on guard in case some criminal makes trouble
40:47and has it wrong.
40:48Hush.
40:48Didn't you see that sign there?
40:50It says keep off the grass.
40:51Look, there ain't no grass here.
40:52Just a lot of mud.
40:54I'm warning you.
40:55Just clear out of here, will you?
40:56Listen, I'm not afraid of you.
40:58Some people may be afraid of you because you're the richest and most powerful man in hazard.
41:01But Rascopee Coltrane shows no favor.
41:08Oh, I love it.
41:09I love it.
41:10Police works my life.
41:15You know, with all the cars backfiring in hazard, that won't hardly even be noticed.
41:47Now, be observant.
41:50Unnoticed in hazard county.
41:53That'd be a mess.
41:54Pay it promptly.
41:55Well, I'll be after you again.
41:57Gold flash, I tell you.
42:06Quick, now.
42:07Quick, now.
42:07Come on, come on.
42:08Get out of here.
42:08Get out of here.
42:09Come on.
42:10Come on.
42:10Oh, good.
42:10You got it.
42:11All right.
42:12Now, hand it over.
42:13We'll dip you up later.
42:14Come on.
42:14That's what you think, Baton.
42:15No, no, no.
42:16Give me that.
42:16Give me that.
42:17Give me that.
42:17Give me that.
42:18No, no, no.
42:19No, no, no.
42:23Oh, shit.
42:25What are you doing now?
42:26I want to give you a ticket for blocking up the sewer.
42:30Oh, look, look, look, look.
42:31They're getting away.
42:31Oh, oh.
42:32Come back here.
42:33You and that green car, you were parking illegally.
42:35I'm going to leave illegally.
42:37No, no, no.
42:37They just robbed the jury.
42:38They just robbed the jury.
42:40Two weeks to win.
42:41Get in.
42:42Oh, let's freeze.
42:44Come back.
42:45Come back.
42:46Come back.
42:47They ain't going to be ahead for long.
42:48What are you doing?
42:49Get on the clock.
42:54Go.
42:59Go.
43:01Go.
43:03Go.
43:04Go.
43:05Go.
43:06Come back.
43:08Go.
43:09Go.
43:11Go.
43:12Go.
43:12Go.
43:13Go.
43:14Go.
43:25I can't do that.
43:45Come on, down, down, down!
43:51All I gotta do is catch them, and there ain't no way I ain't gonna become law man of the
43:55year.
43:56Yeah, that'll be the thing.
44:05You mess around with some nasty people.
44:07Me? I thought they was your friend.
44:16Ow!
44:41All right, you got it? Get out of it, go!
44:43You gotta live in this!
44:50Let's go!
44:52Congratulations, Enos. Enos, you all just captured two of the biggest crooks in the state.
44:56That's right, and we're real proud of you.
44:58And that was the end of the great hazard duel run.
45:01The crooks tried to implicate Boss, and naturally Boss denied everything.
45:06And since there's no witnesses, Boss got off scot-free.
45:10Except, he had to pay for all the dynamite damage to the jewelry store.
45:15What's on this?
45:19You're Cletus Hogg?
45:21Yes, ma'am, you know I am.
45:22Well, you gotta show me your ID.
45:23ID, ID, ID.
45:24Hey, Mr. Tisdale.
45:25There you go, see?
45:27Miss Tisdale gave Cletus and Enos a special delivery letter.
45:31Informing them that the Support Your Sheriff Committee had voted them Lawmen of the Year.
45:36You see, Miss Tisdale was the observer for the Support Your Sheriff Committee.
45:49That old Roscoe, he took it like a man.
46:20Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.
46:37You may be waiting for me for 30 years.
46:38I am just here.
46:38I will see you.
46:38I will see you in the next few weeks.
46:38If I get paid by the photos, I will see you in my office.
46:39I will see you in your office and me.
46:39I can't wait.
46:39You have to wait for me.
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