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00:00Tonight, on The Dukes,
00:02Coy falls for a shady stunt lady.
00:04You're as cute.
00:05I know I am.
00:07And Vance tries to stop him.
00:18Babaloo!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law
00:45Since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a two
01:23Modern day Robin Hood
01:29Friends, you're looking at a major cultural event
01:32The State Fair being held in Hatchieby County
01:35Which everybody knows is right next to Hazard County
01:38And here come the Dukes
01:40After a high old time
01:41You may notice Coy ain't with them
01:44But he ain't far behind
01:45I'ma do it
01:46Best thing I ever had
01:48What?
01:49Y'all may recognize the lady as Billy Ann Baxter
01:52One of the stunt biking Baxter sisters
01:54At the show at the fair
01:56And I figured you'd spot her
01:57She and old Coy ain't doing too bad, are they?
02:04I wish Coy would be more careful
02:06On that dang thing
02:08I'll tell you what
02:09Coy thinks that Billy Ann just hung up the moon
02:11I guess so
02:12Three days and three nights
02:16Hey Doug
02:17Move over
02:18You're slowing me down
02:19Oh yeah?
02:19Yeah
02:36Bits
02:41All right, now that's a Saturday end
02:44You boys, cut that out
02:45Yes, sir
02:46Sorry, Uncle Jesse
02:47Hey, Clark
02:48Come on, Uncle Jesse
02:49Let's do it
02:50Come on, now
02:51Okay
02:52I'm gonna help Billy Ann and her sister get settled in town
02:55I'll see y'all back in the park, right?
02:57Okay
02:57Don't be too long
02:58We've got chores to do
03:13What a ride
03:14I loved it
03:15Howdy, Kate
03:16Did you have a good ride in?
03:18Oh, downhill
03:19Ooh, Hazard sure seems a cozy little town
03:21Don't you think so, sis?
03:23Not bad
03:24Uh, don't worry, sis
03:25It'll grow on you
03:26You think so, huh?
03:27You know something?
03:28You girls sure are gonna purge up the place
03:32Come on, time's a-wasting
04:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, excuse me
04:04My Uncle Earl's got a flat. I've got to get out of here and take it behind.
04:10Sorry I'm late, everybody. Didn't mean to leave y'all on the lurch,
04:12but Billy Ann wanted me to show around town. I felt like I should oblige.
04:15How about some of the obliging you got to do around here, partner?
04:18Like helping us seed the South 40?
04:19Okay, okay. I said I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you, Uncle Jesse.
04:22Yeah, we can seed tomorrow.
04:24Well, don't worry about it, partner.
04:26There's still plenty of chores left to do.
04:28Well, tell me, Vance. Am I dreaming or do you have something against me going with Billy Ann?
04:31No, that ain't it.
04:32I just think you ought to take it slow and easy, seeing as how little you know about her.
04:36You sound like a hundred years old.
04:38I'm a wonderful second. I'll be right back.
04:41You know, Roscoe, this little teddy bear I wanted to had to be best.
04:45She was cute. I'm going to give it to my Lulu,
04:48because she just loves stuffed animals.
04:51Guess they remind her of me.
04:52Yeah, well, listen, you know, I nearly threw my arm out
04:5566 times to win this prize for Flash, a stuffed human.
05:02Keep your hands on the wheel.
05:06Gee, that could have been horrendous.
05:09Wait a minute.
05:10What's that?
05:11Well, they're motorcycles.
05:12They're following them.
05:13Well, what are they doing here?
05:15We already approached the hazard line.
05:16Listen, don't worry about it.
05:18I'll take care of it.
05:19All right.
05:25See here, officer, I'm serving this cold people.
05:30Are you kidding me?
05:32Don't you see this bag?
05:34I don't count it here.
05:36Just pull off them, pull off them.
05:37Do like they say, will you?
05:39Listen here.
05:40I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to.
05:41I want to tell me what you think.
05:43I want to, I want to, I want to.
05:49Two wheelers, what are they doing in my Judas Prudus anyway?
05:52My Judas Prudus.
05:53Oh, your jurisdiction.
05:54Yeah, that too.
05:55You know, I'm, I'm going to tell them off good.
05:57What the heck are you doing?
05:58You know, you're scuffing.
06:00Rascal B. Coltrane.
06:01Shut up.
06:02Yeah, well, listen, I'm J.D. Hall.
06:04Boss of hands and hands.
06:04You shut up too.
06:06You're out.
06:07Spread.
06:09We're, we're getting out.
06:10Yeah, yeah, we're spreading.
06:12Yeah, yeah.
06:12And believe me, he's got a lot to spread.
06:15I'm a shock.
06:16Oh, hey, hey, oh, it's only a balloon.
06:18It's a balloon, is it?
06:20Right.
06:21Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're spreading.
06:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're spreading.
06:23That's what we all do right there.
06:26One cop.
06:27Don't do that.
06:28That tickles.
06:28Now, now, it's an outrage.
06:30Listen, here, we don't even know who you are.
06:32Maybe we can just talk this over, huh?
06:34Make a deal.
06:35Yeah, yeah.
06:36Make a little deal.
06:38Oh, Roscoe.
06:39How'd you let them get away with that?
06:41Well, easy.
06:41You call yourself a hero.
06:43What would they do?
06:43You got the company.
06:45I do, Dave.
06:46And my $862.
06:49$862.
06:50Get it.
06:52Get it.
06:56Oh, no.
06:57Scuff my pearl.
06:58Yeah.
06:59All right, let's get back to town.
07:01Well, we can't go with the j-j-j-j.
07:02Oh, we can't?
07:03No.
07:03No.
07:05No.
07:26Well, now, don't that pop your D-string.
07:28Looks like Millie Ann ain't quite what old Coy thinks she is.
07:32That boy never did have much luck picking women.
07:34The Viking Baxleys play a county fair.
07:37Then they work the territory.
07:38Well, that went just fun, girly.
07:41You were great.
07:43Thanks, Kate.
07:45Get out and spread.
07:47How did you see them?
07:50Billy Ann, if that sheriff was a sample of the law around here, I think we're gonna lock
07:55it in hazard a lot.
07:58I know I am.
08:00Wait a minute.
08:01Now, we got a great set up here.
08:03Now, don't louse it up before we can make that big hit and take off.
08:07Well, how am I gonna louse it up?
08:09All right.
08:10I'll spell it out for you.
08:11C-O-Y-D-U-K-E.
08:16And I'm sure you wouldn't want anything to happen to Coy.
08:19Now, would you?
08:21All right, then.
08:23You just play it cool, girly.
08:25Now, get that tartan, get them on those bikes, and pick up that stuff, and bring them
08:28in here.
08:30Now.
08:32Yeah.
08:33Spread.
08:39Absolute outrage.
08:40Oh, Enos, you're there.
08:42Listen.
08:42The police commissioner of Hazard County and the sheriff of Hazard County just got themselves
08:46robbed by two crooked motorcycle cops, and all the sheriff could do is stand around with
08:51his teeth in his mouth.
08:52Oh, ho, ho, ho.
08:53Them thieves got $862 in my hard-earned cash, my watch and chain, my diamond ring, and my gold
08:58cuff names.
08:59And I want them all back.
09:01Look, I want you two to get out, patrol the roads, and bring in any suspicious-looking
09:05characters.
09:06Yes, sir.
09:06Smell that.
09:08We should have carrots about the middle of next week.
09:12Well, I'm on my way.
09:15Well, la-dee-da.
09:17You look great.
09:19Well, thank you, Daisy.
09:20You sure you ain't gonna stay for supper, though?
09:22I'm cooking shrimp jambalaya here.
09:24It's mighty tempting, Daisy.
09:26I'm sorry.
09:27Like I said, I got a date with Billy Ann tonight.
09:29I'm taking the general, all right, Vance?
09:34Because of you on my case.
09:36Is there something you don't like about Billy Ann?
09:38What, she's a stunt biker?
09:39Or what, she does these county fairs?
09:41Or what?
09:41No.
09:43You know me better than that.
09:45I don't know.
09:48It's just...
09:50I got a gut feeling that something ain't what it seems.
09:56How about that?
09:58I meet this great girl.
09:59She's beautiful.
10:00She's lots of fun to be with.
10:02And she really goes for me.
10:05And you got this gut feeling?
10:07Ain't you ever had a gut feeling about anything?
10:09Yeah, and I'm having one right now.
10:10And I better leave before it gets to me.
10:12And I'm taking the general.
10:14Take care, Daisy.
10:17See you, Jesse.
10:18Yeah, Coy.
10:29I just can't stand it when you and Coy snap at each other like that.
10:32I know.
10:33I hate it myself, sugar.
10:34But I got this feeling.
10:36And I had to be honest with him.
10:38There's something about those looks that go back and forth between Billy Ann and her sister.
10:42And I felt like I had to tell Coy.
10:50I'm going to take you out of the boar's nest, Billy Ann.
10:53Sometimes it really jumps.
10:55I did enough jumping on my bike out of the fair.
10:59Right now, I just want to be with you, sugar.
11:04Woo!
11:05Usually I only hear bells.
11:07I just want to be with you, sir.
11:14Roscoe and his.
11:15Now, what do they want?
11:16All right, Coy.
11:18Just pull it over.
11:20What for?
11:22I've got questions to ask you now how to pull it over.
11:24I'm serious.
11:27Coy, look out.
11:29Hold on, Billy Ann.
11:31Now, Billy Ann may be a thrill rider.
11:34But riding with old Coy is going to broaden her horizons.
11:44Oh.
11:47Oh.
11:47Woo-hoo!
11:56Woo-hoo!
11:57Ha, ha, ha, ha!
11:58Ha, ha, ha!
11:59Where do you think they're going?
12:00Pops, we're on the phone with you.
12:03Chef Roscoe, you got a toilet on your roof.
12:05Ha!
12:07Enish, have you lost your cup?
12:09What?
12:09I've got what?
12:11No!
12:13Oh, oh!
12:18Oh, oh, oh!
12:20Oh, oh, oh!
12:20It's up there!
12:22Hey!
12:23Yes, sir!
12:25Oh!
12:27Oh!
12:27Oh, my God!
12:29Enish!
12:30Enish!
12:34Enish!
12:39Look at this mess!
12:41It's a miracle.
12:42It looks like they're okay.
12:43Now I've seen everything.
12:45I thought my sister and I put on a thrill show.
12:51Hey, Enish!
12:53I'm telling you!
12:54One more time!
12:56What are you doing in here?
13:00Oh, listen.
13:01Is this the way of the board mask?
13:04No.
13:04Well, just thought I'd take you to a place if it might less crowded.
13:08Folks around here call it, uh, Lover's Glen.
13:13Oh, Coy, you were right.
13:16It's beautiful.
13:17Whew.
13:18It's beautiful.
13:21You know something?
13:23I've got some pretty strong feelings about you, really, eh?
13:28Coy, best thing that ever came into my life.
13:32You're beautiful.
13:36Coy!
13:46I know what you're looking to get.
13:48Don't shut that!
13:49Oh, no.
13:51I don't know what these guys want.
13:53Who knows?
13:55All right!
13:57All right!
13:58All right!
13:58All right!
13:59All right!
13:59Just hold it right there.
14:00We got questions we're gonna ask you.
14:02Yeah, and we also got ourselves a warrant to search this here, please.
14:05What's the charge this time?
14:05Uh, uh, well, we were coming back from the Pilihachi...
14:08...in the Hachipa...
14:09...in the Hachipa...
14:09Oh, the Hachipa!
14:10Yeah!
14:11Yeah!
14:11And we were robbed by two fillers misquerading as two motorcycle cops.
14:16Oh!
14:16Wait a minute now!
14:17Did you say two motorcycle cops?
14:20All right, J.D., what's this all about? What's going on?
14:23All right, I'll tell you.
14:24We got us a warrant to search this here place for stolen property.
14:27And I want to know where you two boys were yesterday at 4 o'clock.
14:31At 4 o'clock yesterday, we had just returned from the Hatchby Fair ourselves.
14:35We was right here at the farm doing our chores.
14:38And we'll swear to that.
14:39Come on, Roscoe Spencer!
14:40What are you talking about?
14:41You're a man, you're a man, you don't have a man.
14:42J.D., J.D., you're a man, you're a man, you're a man, you're a man, you're a man, you're
14:44a man, you're a man, you're a man, you're a man, you're a man, you're a man.
14:45And so, while Boss and Roscoe were on the wrong track, as usual, the Baxter sisters were continuing their taking
14:51ways.
14:52And this time, they were spotted by one of Hazard's finest, Deputy Enid Strait.
14:57Let's get out of here!
15:02Huck, on the top, Bush.
15:03There's some crooked cops!
15:42You see, Junior's used to this.
15:44He fishes here a lot.
15:46Besides, it cuts down on bats.
15:48Hey, Junior, you all right?
15:50Hey, I'm sorry.
15:51I'm sorry I messed up your fishing.
15:53Oh, that's okay.
15:54Good job.
15:55Hey, Corey.
15:57Hey, Junior, get some everything.
16:00Yeah, let me go.
16:02And be careful now.
16:05Junior, you don't have to just tear everything up.
16:08Deputy Strait, call me, Sheriff.
16:10Come in, Sheriff.
16:12Come in, Sheriff, Roscoe.
16:13You see his phone?
16:15Please come in.
16:16Oh, good grief.
16:17Please come in, Sheriff.
16:20This is Sheriff Roscoe, Coltry.
16:23What is it, dipstick?
16:24Sheriff, the motorcycle cops just struck again.
16:26They were robbing a motorist.
16:28Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait a minute.
16:30Oh, you...
16:31Give me that thing.
16:32Enos, this is J.D. Huck.
16:34Listen, did you nail them?
16:35I'm sorry, Sheriff, Mr. Huck.
16:37But them crooks got away.
16:39Hey, oh, listen, listen.
16:41Enos, I want you to get your tail right back to my office.
16:44You hear me?
16:44That's an order.
16:45J.D. Huck over and out.
16:47There you go, boss.
16:48That ought to convince you that we ain't those two bandit cops.
16:51Right.
16:51You and Roscoe staring right at these fellas while the crime was in progress.
16:55Well, uh...
16:55You got us an airtight alibi this time.
16:59J.D., I'm gonna tell you this just once.
17:02Now, you can just take your dang search warrant and get off my property.
17:05Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
17:06We fell out the road.
17:07Get on out.
17:08Get on out.
17:09Get off no company.
17:10Get on out of there.
17:12Get on out of the court.
17:14This ain't here.
17:16Just hop around here.
17:18I'll tell you.
17:18Come on.
17:21You know something, Russell, this is all your fault.
17:24What God do?
17:25You were born.
17:26My jerk would get...
17:27Oh.
17:30Oh, come on.
17:31Get in the car.
17:36Get in here.
17:37Get in here.
17:37Oh, get in.
17:38Oh, get in.
17:38Oh, ho.
17:40Grab me.
17:41Get in.
17:42Get in.
17:43Get in.
17:43Get in.
17:44Get in.
17:44Get in.
17:45Get in.
17:46Get in.
17:46All right.
17:46All right.
17:47You did it.
17:47Oh, come on, buddy.
17:49I want you.
17:50Oh, thank God.
17:51I got that second.
17:52Get in.
17:52Oh, disgusting.
17:53I'm breaking there.
17:54There's a key.
17:55There's a key.
17:56One of those two motorcycle bandits ain't police.
17:59Well, two girls could hide under those vials.
18:01It was just as easy as two fellas.
18:02You mean Billy Ann and her sister?
18:04You ain't serious.
18:05Oh, no.
18:06If Coy heard you talking that way, he'd blow his top.
18:09Now, you're right, Uncle Jesse.
18:10Ever since I started dating Billy Ann, you've been trying to break us up.
18:13That ain't true, partner.
18:14Well, I'll say it is.
18:15I'm tired of your gut feeling.
18:16I'm sick of it.
18:16Hey, Coy.
18:17Now, just a darn minute.
18:19Listen, Coy.
18:20He's only thinking of your own good.
18:22That's right.
18:22We're all worried about you, honey.
18:24He's the one that stirred you up.
18:25I heard you.
18:25Accusing Billy Ann of being a thief.
18:27Look, Coy, I was just trying to...
18:28I'm sorry to do this to you, Uncle Jesse and Daisy, but I've had it.
18:31I'm leaving.
18:32I'm moving out of here.
18:33Hey, Coy.
18:34You can't be talking this whole thing.
18:35Listen.
18:36You don't want to do nothing hasty.
18:38Now, hold your horse.
18:38Coy.
18:39Coy, you've always been able to talk these things out now.
18:41Listen, breaking up the family ain't gonna help anything.
18:44Vans didn't mean you no harm.
18:45It's the only way you'll have a little peace and quiet around here.
18:48Well, that's important, but so staying and talking it out.
18:50I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse.
18:51My mind's made up.
18:53I'm moving in with Cooter for a while.
18:54Daisy gonna borrow your Jeep for a while to get my own car.
18:57Well, sure.
18:58Anything you say is just...
18:59I wish you'd change your mind here, Coy.
19:01So would I.
19:02I'm going.
19:04Well, I'll do something I'm really sorry about.
19:08Take care.
19:10Coy.
19:36It's all my fault.
19:40They're expecting Billy Ann like that.
19:43I don't really hurt him.
19:44Well, if that's the way you think,
19:46why don't you go after him and make things right?
19:49Oh, come on, Vance, I'll go with you.
19:51Cool. Thanks, honey.
19:52See you later, Uncle Jesse.
19:54Bye-bye.
20:00Yeah.
20:13Come on, pull over. Let's talk.
20:16Talked enough for one day.
20:18Don't cry, come on.
20:20Vance, you must apologize.
20:22We all do, honey.
20:23A little too late for that. I'm gone.
20:26Why?
20:30You get it?
20:31I'm gonna have my sake.
20:47Come on.
20:48You all right?
20:49I'm okay.
20:51Daisy, you and Vance okay?
20:52Yeah, and we still want to talk, boy.
20:55Not now. I need time to think.
20:56Please, let me be for a while, okay?
21:01Well, we tried.
21:03There's only one thing left to do now.
21:05What?
21:06Check out my gut feeling.
21:08You know, maybe we can prove Billy Ann ain't involved in them hold-ups.
21:10Aw, Vance, you can do that.
21:12Make me the happiest gal in the whole world.
21:14Let me see if Enos knows anything.
21:16It's old Vance in days.
21:17He started out by calling Enos to see if he had gotten any description on them crooked smokers.
21:21No, I sure couldn't see them.
21:23But I tell you what, boy, how they sure could handle those bikes.
21:26They went around that tree in the road real fancy-like, just like train riders.
21:32Well, thanks, Enos. We're gone.
21:34Well, how about that?
21:36That's the same stunt those gals did at the fair.
21:44Meanwhile, Uncle Jesse had phoned to check out the Baxley sisters with an old pal, Horace
21:49Mockett, who ran the Hachapi Fair.
21:51Well, he didn't know too much about them Baxley sisters, but what he did say was they came
21:56by there, they did a couple of their tricks on their motorcycle, and he hired them right
22:00on the spot.
22:01Well, thanks, Uncle Jesse. We're done and gone.
22:04You know something? We could get a look inside those girls' van. It just might tell us something.
22:09Like what?
22:10The way I see it, there's two motorcycles and two police uniforms stashed somewhere in Hazzle.
22:15Bam!
22:16You gotta check it out, sugar. Let's get over to town.
22:19Meanwhile, Coy was bunking where a lot of the fellas stayed when their domestic scene got a bit hectic.
22:23Use that bunk up there any time you like for as long as you like.
22:27All right. Thanks a lot.
22:28Sure. Hey, you gonna think it over about leaving the farm, ain't you?
22:33Well, yeah, but first I need a little time to simmer down.
22:35Well, I'll see you later. I gotta go pick up Billy and her sister and go over to the boys'
22:38nest.
22:38All right, then. Y'all have fun, then.
22:55Ben! You gonna give up, will you?
22:58You're taking all I'm going to.
22:59Hey, stop that, you dang stupid!
23:04Looks to me like we're about to see the start of a new civil war.
23:13Right!
23:18Come on, get it out!
23:21Come on, Ben! Stop it! Stop!
23:23You two, you ought to be ashamed of yourselves!
23:26What if you fight like Ali's out?
23:27Hey, what's going on?
23:30What's wrong, sugar?
23:32You know, the cousin here is trying to break into your van.
23:34You're not even caught to it.
23:35You're so anxious to see what's inside.
23:37It won't go right ahead. It's open.
23:47What'd you expect to find, honey?
23:49A couple of police motorcycles and smokey uniforms, that's what.
23:52You mean he thinks that we're those crooked smokies everybody in town's been talking about?
23:56That's what he thinks.
23:58No need to get all shook up gone.
23:59Try anything to break us up.
24:01No, that isn't so coy.
24:03Vance just had a few unanswered questions on his mind, that's all.
24:06I did have.
24:08Looks like I'm dead wrong.
24:10So I just want to apologize to you girls.
24:13To you too, partner.
24:18Doctor, let's go.
24:27Dad, you're accusing us of dressing up like cops and robbing people.
24:32A cousin of yours, coy.
24:34You all right?
24:35I'm a little potato.
24:37I won't let him come between us.
24:39I promise.
24:41Okay.
24:43What do you say we have some lunch?
24:45Sounds good to me.
24:48Oh, Vance, don't take it so hard, honey.
24:51I never thought coy me would end up fighting like that.
24:55How could I have been so wrong about those two gals?
25:07I mean, I've just about headed up to here with you two so-called law enforcement officials.
25:11I mean, I'm still missing my $862 in cash, my diamond ring and my gold cuff links.
25:17Plus, innocent motorists are still being held up.
25:20Well, I think something ought to be done.
25:22Right.
25:22And I'm going to do it.
25:23Right.
25:24Here.
25:24Give me that.
25:25Give me that.
25:27Enos, I'm promoting you to sheriff.
25:29What?
25:30Roscoe, I'm promoting you to deputy.
25:33Whoa.
25:33Mr. Hawk, Sheriff Roscoe's done a fine job, and I don't think I could do it.
25:37Oh, you ain't being paid to think.
25:39Wait a minute here.
25:46That does it.
25:47Oh, hey.
25:48That did it.
25:50Now, Enos.
25:51Yes, sir.
25:52Let's send Roscoe out on patrol.
25:53Because, as sheriff, you and me have got some official business to discuss.
25:58I'm awful sorry, Sheriff.
25:59I mean, Deputy Roscoe.
26:01I reckon you'd better get on out on patrol.
26:03Please, sir?
26:04Good.
26:04How would you like me to knock you into...
26:06Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, day, dun...
26:22Are you ashamed of your daddy?
26:25No, I know it.
26:32Now then, Sheriff, here's my problem.
26:36With them crooked cops on the loose,
26:38I'm worried about them breaking in here
26:40and grabbing all my cash receipts for the week
26:42that I got stashed in my seat,
26:44including tonight's take.
26:46Saturday night, you know,
26:47there's bound to be a big bundle.
26:49So what's your advice?
26:51And Sheriff Ennis came up with a solution.
26:54He'd make a run with a cast of boss's bank balls in town
26:57where he'd be safe.
26:58Now, he'd do it tomorrow morning, Sunday, at dawn,
27:01with Roscoe riding shotgun,
27:03which, considering them two, wasn't a solution,
27:06but it was another problem.
27:07I appreciate it.
27:09Watch it.
27:10Watch it there.
27:12So, Mr. Hawk, here.
27:14Yes, sir.
27:17Ooh!
27:19Right, Mr. Hawk!
27:22Oh!
27:35Well, here we go.
27:38Uh, Joe!
27:42Hi, Titus.
27:43What's going on?
27:44Oh.
27:45Isn't that, uh, Roscoe's hatching ring?
27:47That's his badge, too. What are you doing?
27:50Boy, uh, Mr. Hogg just appointed me, Sheriff.
27:55You mean to tell me you're in and Roscoe's out?
27:57Kinda. He's my deputy now.
28:00Congratulations. That's great.
28:02Hey, I'd like to meet a couple friends of mine.
28:04This is Kate Baxley and her lovely sister, Billy Ann.
28:07Hi, Kate. Hi, Billy Ann. Glad to meet y'all.
28:09And this here is Sheriff Ena Strait.
28:12Oh, boy, come on, now.
28:13Tell you what, in honor of your promotion,
28:15kinda like you to join me and the girls
28:16for a little Sunday picnic in the morning.
28:19Golly, Coy, I'm real sorry,
28:20but I got some important official business in the morning at dawn.
28:23At dawn? Oh, come on, Sheriff.
28:25What could be more important than celebrating your promotion?
28:28Yeah, Ann, what's going on at dawn?
28:31Well, this is top secret, Coy,
28:33so prompt's not telling anybody, okay?
28:35I don't know.
28:37Well, Debbie Roscoe and me are convoying
28:39all the cash receipts of the boar's nest
28:41for the last week into Mr. Hogg's Bank
28:43to make sure them thief and motorcycle cops don't get them.
28:46That's great.
28:47That's some good thinking.
28:48Well, we'll congratulate you again.
28:51Real proud of you.
28:52Hey, listen, I appreciate the invite.
28:55I'm gonna take a rain check on it, okay?
28:57See y'all later.
29:01Ah, Sheriff.
29:04It just don't seem right with that empty seat at this table.
29:08And the empty seat at the general.
29:10Just give it time, kids.
29:12Give it a little time.
29:16Okay.
29:21Jesse Duke here.
29:25Yeah, just give it a horse mock.
29:28That should be fair.
29:30Yeah, horse.
29:32Yeah.
29:33Uh-huh.
29:36Sure enough, horse.
29:37See ya.
29:40Well, what'd he say?
29:41Well, you know, I had horse do some further background on the Baxter girls.
29:45Did he find out something?
29:46Well, the owner of another show they worked at said they did a fine job.
29:50Put on a good bike show and everything.
29:52But it seems he had a bit of bad luck.
29:54His, uh, payroll truck was held up by a couple of motorcycle cops.
29:59Whoa.
30:00That kinda puts the crust on the pie, doesn't it?
30:03Now, just hold on a minute.
30:04It could be a coincidence.
30:06We can't take that chance.
30:07Not for Cora's sake.
30:08I think we'd better start tailing them Baxter sisters from now on.
30:11Good idea.
30:12We can all take turns.
30:13Fine.
30:14And I'll take the first shift.
30:15Starting tomorrow morning at dawn.
30:17You know something?
30:18I've got a feeling of mine.
30:20It's a fact.
30:22Stronger than ever.
30:34One week, babe.
30:36One week, and we're gonna end up in jail, girly.
30:43We'll find out.
30:45Get at me.
30:46Come on.
30:47Change over.
30:49Get in this car.
30:51Oh, is it so bossy?
30:52Yeah.
30:53Save your skin.
31:31I don't care.
31:33Do you hear me?
31:34I don't care.
31:35Can I tell you?
31:36I'm really serious about it.
31:38I warned you about getting involved.
31:40Look.
31:40I'm tired of arguing.
31:43All right?
31:44If you want to, you can stay on in this hick town.
31:47But as soon as we make that day of catch, I'm pulling out of here.
31:50Got it?
31:51Going rápido.
32:00Good night.
32:11Go to heaven.
32:14Good night?
32:16Well, we did ole.
32:18Go or should be visit.
32:19You son is coming shed você.
32:20You son, sir.
32:21Go.
32:21Let's go.
32:27Now, old Vance figured that there was only one place that they could be hiding, because
32:32there was only one turn on.
33:15Vance!
33:18Vance?
33:21I think you and me better have a little talk.
33:23Where's your sister?
33:25Right here, cousin.
33:26Get your hands up.
33:29Now, hold on a minute.
33:30Shut up.
33:31No one's stopping us now.
33:33Billy Ann, get me some rope!
33:34Billy Ann, help me!
33:36Who's that, Billy Ann?
33:40Well, blood's thicker than water.
33:42Old Vance is just lucky he didn't lose any.
33:52Come on, we've got to tie him up fast.
33:55Is he okay?
33:56Does that hurt him?
33:57Ah, he's having himself a little beauty rest.
34:00He sure don't need it.
34:02Come on, now.
34:02We've got to get down to that hazard road.
34:04Please, he's a cape.
34:06Can't we just call the whole thing off?
34:07No way, girlie.
34:09It's too late now.
34:09He's done seeing us.
34:10So there's no way you have any chance of staying on here now.
34:14Now, do you?
34:15I don't want to have to leave Coy.
34:17Forget Coy!
34:18Or he's going to be bringing you candy on visitor's day.
34:21Now get smart and move it!
34:27Uncle Jesse and Daisy were unable to get Vance on the CB.
34:30So they headed for town to see if they could talk to Coy and pick up Vance's train.
34:38Coy!
34:39Hey, Coy!
34:40Are you in there?
34:43How are you?
34:43I'm fine.
34:45Now listen, Coy, don't fly off the handle or nothing like that.
34:47But we've learned a few things about them Batchley girls and we're going to check it out.
34:51What are you talking about?
34:52Learn what?
34:52Well, just a chance, mind you, that they might be mixed up with them motorcycle cops that
34:57have been robbing people around here.
34:58Now Vance has gotten you two brainwashed.
35:00I can't believe this!
35:02Coy!
35:02The same thing happened on the last fair they worked.
35:05I'll tell you, Billy Ann is no thief.
35:07Well, we don't want to believe she's a thief either!
35:09But right now, we're worried about Vance.
35:11He was following him and we ain't heard from him.
35:13Vance is following Billy Ann?
35:15I can't believe him!
35:17All right, all right.
35:18Let's go over and speak with them female desperados and straighten this thing out once and for
35:22all!
35:23Come on!
35:23Let's go!
35:24Let's go!
35:31Let's go!
35:33Let's go!
35:34Let's go!
35:34Let's go!
35:35Let's go!
35:35Let's go!
35:35We'll come back and take care of him later.
35:37Come on, we've got to get down there and set a trap for that convoy!
35:40So, while boss was getting that money shipment ready, and the Baxter sisters were swinging
35:45into action, poor Coy was learning the facts of life.
35:49I don't mean about the birds and bees.
35:51He had that now.
35:54Billy Ann's gone.
35:56She and her sister checked out.
35:59Left no note, message or nothing.
36:01See, that's what we're afraid of, honey.
36:04Something ain't right.
36:05Let's go find them girls.
36:07I have a feeling if we find the girls, we're going to find Vance.
36:10I can't believe it.
36:12She lied to me.
36:13Billy Ann lied to me.
36:28Hey, Mr. Hogan, the coast is clear.
36:30All right, come on, come on, let's go!
36:32Let's go!
36:37Get away!
36:38Go!
36:39Finish you, dipstick!
36:41Good grief!
36:42I'm the sheriff now, and you're the dipstick!
36:44Oh, you're both dipsticks!
36:46Now, come on, get in them cars or you're both fired!
36:48Come on, boy!
36:50Pound, tickle, move out!
36:54I'll take the lead, sir.
36:55Good grief.
36:56Oh, come on, will you?
36:58Let's go!
36:59That old man makes the village idiot sound like Einstein.
37:02Good!
37:04Good, Did Taste!
37:12Not yet.
37:12Meanwhile, as the girl bandits were getting into position, the dukes were huttin' for Vance and the girls.
37:17And Vance was trying to work himself free.
37:27this is like looking for a dang needle in a haystack they could have gone most anywhere
37:31well we're just gonna have to get lucky uncle jesse
37:36well i'll try again yes the shepherd of the lost sheep
37:41come back that's you out there come back
37:45this is shepherd that's you out there anywhere
37:49i just don't think it's there anywhere keep trying though shepherd of lost sheep
37:53shepherd of lost sheep vance come back come back vance come back
37:59shepherd of lost sheep shepherd vance you out there
38:10try them again
38:11get lost sheep kept lost sheep vance come back get your ears on you out there
38:17i read you uncle jesse i see this man hey thank goodness that's him that oh vance where are you
38:23where are you so vance told uncle jesse where he was in the old cow shed in pruitt's hollow and
38:29the
38:41kate where are they don't worry this is a right road i'll be here
38:56vance
38:56vance
39:01vance hey y'all are you okay are you all right yeah i'm all right
39:05i'll get you untied here thanks get out of here right
39:08see you okay yeah i'll tell you though i've never been happier to see my family
39:13my whole family
39:14billianne and her sister did this to you didn't they
39:17they had those motorcycles and police uniforms stashed in here
39:20when they put them on and took off
39:21i think i got some apologizing to do
39:25we're blood you ain't got to apologize to me
39:33well what are we gonna do now well if we knew where they went i know where they went
39:41he just let a drop yesterday that he and roscoe were escorting bosh to the bank this morning with
39:45this week's receipts from the boar's nest and the girls heard it what do you see coy
39:53i say let's stop
40:00you get that phone we do you wait for it you hear
40:20let's wrap up
40:22perhaps look up ahead
40:36here they come
40:39let's nail them
41:04i'll pass them you'll have lunch
41:10i'll pass them you'll have lunch
41:22you know they used to stampede cattle this way
41:27all right
41:52i took out your guns and stole them down
42:15i've been a fool all along
42:17i've been a fool all along
42:24little here
42:25oh wait a minute
42:26wait a minute
42:28hey
42:28hey
42:28hey
42:29hey boy too late
42:34what happened boss
42:35all them crooked cops got my money
42:38go on after them
42:39go after them will you
42:40yeah we're here small
42:41i'll get that bastard
42:43come on come on
42:49We can ride back with you all if you don't mind.
42:52Going back to the shed. Maybe we can still catch them there.
42:57I'm real sorry, partner.
42:59Not everything.
43:04Now everybody's going to know about us.
43:08There's a car coming. We've got to make a run for it.
43:09Now let's grab those other bikes. Now come on!
43:19Hey, there they go!
43:25There you have it, folks.
43:27General versus two stunt bikes.
43:29Somebody ought to be selling tickets.
44:09Get speed up!
44:10Get speed up!
44:13Get speed up!
44:15Get speed up!
44:28Get speed up!
44:30Get speed up!
44:31Get speed up!
44:33Get speed up!
44:36Get speed up!
44:37Get speed up!
44:38Get speed up!
44:39Get speed up!
44:46I can't let you do it.
44:48I can't let you do it.
45:07All right, Coy.
45:11Yeah. You?
45:15I'm sorry.
45:18I'm sorry.
45:21It had really been something.
45:29So the mystery of the two crooked Smokies was solved.
45:32It left Coy with a broken heart.
45:34But things weren't all bad, though.
45:36At least Boss had his money back.
45:38Roscoe had his job back.
45:40And the Dukes, well, they had Coy back.
45:43And everybody knows, when you get the family right,
45:45things tend to work out for the better,
45:48especially in a hazard gallery.
45:50Let's go.
45:51Let's go.
45:51Let's do it.
45:52Oh, and that's pretty good.
46:07We're started.
46:08I had to go.
46:08And we were changed.
46:08No, I know.
46:14Okay.
46:29Oh, yeah, yeah, dude.
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