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00:01Tonight on the news, Moe and Luke become big brothers into a big problem.
00:23It's horrendous.
00:34Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm. Beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law
00:45since the day they was born. Straightening the curves, flattening the hills. Someday the mountain might get them, but the
00:58law never will.
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how. That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:13Just a good old boy, wouldn't change if they could. Fighting the system like a two modern day Robin Hood.
01:36Now y'all might remember that because of their probation, Moe and Luke ain't supposed to cross the Hazard County
01:41line. But this is an exception.
01:43They've come to Capital City because they've volunteered to become big brothers to an underprivileged teenager by treating him to
01:50a week of positive influence of Hazard County.
01:58Uh, that's him. And he's trouble.
02:02Hey, this looks like the place all right.
02:04Hey, what's that kid's name again?
02:06Andy Slocum.
02:08From what I can tell, he's had a pretty rough time of it. Been bounced around from foster home to
02:11foster home.
02:13We're supposed to provide him someone to trust. Someone to lean on. Give him a little head start in life.
02:18Well, I reckon that makes him about as underprivileged as you can get. Let's go get him.
02:21You got it.
02:23I got a chance.
02:25Big brother, big brother, you.
02:27You boy, Luke Duke?
02:28Yes, sir.
02:29You got it. I'm Luke and this here's my cousin, Bo.
02:31Howdy.
02:31Yeah, we talked to Miss Brooks on the phone. She said we could sign up for a little brother together.
02:35Yeah, pick him up about three. His name's Andy Slocum.
02:37We came for Andy Slocum.
02:38Good luck.
02:40Uh, is he inside?
02:41Nope.
02:41Oh, is that your orange car out there?
02:43Yes, sir.
02:44Yeah.
02:45Not anymore.
02:46Andy's stealing it.
02:49Hey, wait a minute.
02:50Well, this one's off to a rip-roaring start.
02:53Somebody to trust.
02:54Somebody to lean on.
02:55At least he got the head start right now.
02:58Hey, Sam, we're gonna fire your truck.
02:59Wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:00What are your cars?
03:02Thanks a lot.
03:11I don't fool you.
03:12Would you guys slow down?
03:13Hold our steady place right up top of us.
03:15I got it.
03:17Be careful, would ya?
03:22Hey, he's all right.
03:24Big brother, huh?
03:25Hey, don't you thought it was gonna be easy?
03:47Oh, hell.
03:52Dang it, this place is turning into Main Street Saturday night.
03:55You just came off the circuit.
03:57You ain't gonna let a little traffic bother you, are ya?
03:59Hey, Bo, just pull up behind that truck.
04:02You got it.
04:04Be careful now, Luke.
04:0510 days later, we've got nothing.
04:18seria a reicht happening.
04:22We've got a van here.
04:25Come on.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Yeah!
04:36All right, Andy, pull her over. This race is over.
04:45Well, the spare bedroom's all fixed up,
04:46and I found this here old baseball mitt
04:48and figured maybe Bo and Luke and that little boy want to play ball.
04:51Good.
04:52Good.
04:53Did you put a new line on Luke's fishing pole?
04:55Sure did.
04:56And I'm tying up a bunch of fresh flies so they can go fishing when they get here.
05:01So you better start lunch.
05:03They're going to be hungry as bears.
05:06Uncle Jesse, I sure hope this little tyke has himself a good time.
05:10A good time?
05:12Yeah.
05:12With big brothers like Bo and Luke?
05:15They're probably thicker than thieves right this very minute.
05:20Yes, yes.
05:22The kid is a common criminal.
05:24He stole a general lead and went for a joyride.
05:27All right, it's wrong.
05:28He broke the law.
05:28Well, then I think you ought to be taught a lesson, don't you?
05:30The only lesson he's going to learn in a juvenile hall
05:32is how to be a bigger and better crook.
05:34Look, are you boys going to file charges against this kid or not?
05:37No.
05:37Yes.
05:38No.
05:39Yes, we are.
05:40Bo, we volunteered to be big brothers, didn't we?
05:42Yeah.
05:43Now that carries with it a responsibility.
05:45You know, teach a kid right and wrong.
05:47The boys made up your minds yet?
05:50Yes, sir.
05:51We, uh, we won't file no charges against him.
05:55We'll just take him on back to Hazard.
05:56Well, come on.
05:57You got to sign him out.
06:01Sit up straight.
06:02Uncle Jesse sees you sitting like that, he'll whoop your hide.
06:04Yeah, just put your John Henry right here.
06:11Didn't anybody ever teach you the Ten Commandments?
06:13I dropped out of school before I learned to count that high.
06:16Look, why don't you guys give me a break?
06:18Let me go back to Capital City.
06:20We need a couple of, uh, do-goers.
06:22Well, if you feel that way,
06:24how come you signed up for the Big Brother program?
06:26I broke into the building by mistake.
06:29When they asked me what I was doing there,
06:31what could I tell them?
06:32Hey, give me a pen.
06:32I come to sign up.
06:33You wouldn't listen to me, would you, Luke?
06:35I said you should leave this kid where he is.
06:37Oh, remember what Uncle Jesse always says.
06:39Patience brings its own reward, I know.
06:41With Andy here, it's going to run us into about the six-figure market, I think.
06:44Well, if Bo and Luke wanted to be a positive influence on Andy,
06:47they should make sure that he doesn't meet old Boss Hall,
06:49because he's the opposite of what they'd want that young citizen to be like.
06:53Oh, come on, dear.
06:54No, that's a doozy.
06:55A little closer, a little closer, a little closer.
06:58Oh, no, no, it's no use, it's no use.
07:02You got it so close to him.
07:04No, I can't do it.
07:04I can't eat nothing.
07:06And I ain't been able to eat nothing for the last two weeks.
07:10And look at me, I'm a mere shadow of my former self.
07:14I must have lost 15 pounds the last week.
07:17I don't know how many pounds the week before this.
07:19Oh, you're a mess, all right.
07:21You know something, your clothes are hanging on you like a scarecrow.
07:24And you know why?
07:25Oh, it's a multiple choice question.
07:27No, no, no, I'll tell you why.
07:29Because I haven't been able to make a single solitary dollar all these two weeks.
07:33That's why I'm so thin from worry.
07:35Not one itty-bitty little dollar.
07:37Just one itty-bitty bite.
07:39On account that nobody wants to put none of their money into any of my deals.
07:42Just one little chomp.
07:43Oh, I tell you, it's just terrible.
07:46And you know what's going to happen to me?
07:47What?
07:47I'm going to be knocked right out of business and right into the poor house.
07:50Now, listen, if you don't eat, boss, I'm going to have to force feed you like a goose.
07:54I can't do it.
07:55Oh, one little, oh, little nibble.
07:58Now, Luke figured if Andy was to get off to a new start, he could sure use some new clothes
08:02to go with it.
08:04Thanks, Mr. Ruben.
08:06Hey, Paul.
08:07Is it by imagination or does it look like Andy's put on a little weight since we left Capital
08:11City?
08:12Yeah, I'd say about two, three pounds, especially from the waist up.
08:18Andy, hold up a minute.
08:22Luke and me was kind of wondering if maybe you wouldn't want to take off that shirt.
08:27Why?
08:28Well, Bo is thinking that maybe you might be a little hot under the collar.
08:31Oh, come on.
08:31You know, I must have forgot to take one off every time I tried another one on.
08:38Must have.
08:40Luke, I'm telling you, this kid would steal your eye teeth and tell you you needed glasses.
08:43Now, Bo, he ain't going to change over tonight.
08:45Give him a chance.
08:47Give it.
08:47Luke, he ain't going to change unless there's a week with two Sundays in it, Luke.
08:50Don't you two boys ever agree on that thing?
08:51Yes, we do.
08:52We agree on a lot of stuff.
08:53Now, just stay out of this, would you?
08:58Listen, Luke, he's right.
08:59You know, we've kind of been at each other's throats since he's been around.
09:01Well, that just proves he ain't wrong about everything.
09:03Yeah, you got a point there.
09:05Here.
09:06Take that, put it on.
09:08And then you're going to take these back into real bottoms and apologize.
09:11Oh, come on, Luke.
09:12Are you crazy?
09:13That's like giving Boss Hogg the key to the United States mint and saying just watch it for a little
09:17while.
09:17You got a better idea?
09:18Yeah, I got a better idea.
09:19Why don't you take it there yourself?
09:21Why me?
09:21Well, because somebody's got to watch the kid.
09:24Oh.
09:25Well, watch him then.
09:27I will.
09:28Watch the kid.
09:29Andy!
09:36You know, Andy, I swear you're more dang troubled than your work.
09:38My shirt.
09:39Hey, Donna.
09:41You wait just a second, Sarah, would you?
09:47Uh...
09:51You stay put now, you hear?
09:54Listen, I was wondering if maybe you and me could go out maybe this Friday night.
09:59Well, while Boss was looking to start a crime wave, and Bo and Luke was trying to prevent
10:04a two-legged one, a real one was cooking over in Capital City that would eventually put
10:08Boss and Andy and the Dukes in more trouble than a turtle crossing Indianapolis Speedway
10:12on Memorial Day.
10:14Gentlemen, I'm going to ask you to pause.
10:15I've got a firearm trained on you.
10:16Just walk right between the two cars here.
10:18It's going to get hurt.
10:19Keep the guns pointed at the ground.
10:20Make a right turn here.
10:21Or take your weapons.
10:23Take the money.
10:23Just toss it right in this car.
10:24Nice and gentle-like.
10:25That's real fine.
10:26That's real good.
10:27Don't have money in this guy's side slightly.
10:48Dang it.
10:49It's a little low on that side.
10:51Well, shoot.
10:54Tire's flat.
10:56Oh, Lord.
10:56I hope you got some air in that spare.
10:57Yeah, me too.
11:00You want to keep on here or what?
11:01I think so.
11:02Oh!
11:12Luke, you can go right on ahead defending Mr. Dillinger here.
11:15I think we ought to bring him back to Capital City.
11:17You know, boy, actually, this kind of reminds me of that night.
11:20You got a butt full of rock salt over in Mrs. Thompson's melon patch.
11:23You know when he was about his age?
11:24Luke, that's different.
11:25Them watermelon was just laying there on the ground.
11:27You're going to tell me these hubcats are just laying in the trunk?
11:29It ain't no big deal.
11:30Come on.
11:30Besides, it doesn't seem to me I ate that watermelon all by myself.
11:34Yeah, but...
11:35Boy, you guys went to some heavy stuff, huh?
11:38You pipe down and get back in the car.
11:42Flash, keep a sharp lookout now.
11:44We got to catch us some suckers and make a few bucks or else, listen, boss, hog, he's going
11:49to waste away to a little fat nub.
11:51I know it.
11:52Deputy is straight calling the sheriff.
11:54You out there, sheriff?
11:55Come in, sheriff.
11:55I did.
11:57Enos, you dipstick.
11:58Will you quit hollering on the airwaves like this?
12:00You're going to scare every sucker away from this speed trap.
12:03Now, what is it?
12:04Come back.
12:05I'm sorry, sheriff.
12:05I didn't mean to disturb you, sir.
12:07But we got a surreal crime wave going on here in town.
12:10Like what?
12:11Come back.
12:12Like at least a half dozen cars with the hubcaps stolen all in broad daylight.
12:16Enos, good grief.
12:18Don't be buckpestering me with such piddly little things like that.
12:21You take care of it yourself.
12:23Find the people that are stealing them hubcaps if you have to search every vehicle in the
12:26county.
12:26Come back.
12:27Yes, sir.
12:28I'm sitting right on it, sheriff.
12:29Enos, what you're sitting on is your brains, you dipstick.
12:32Now, quit hollering like that.
12:34Over and out.
12:35Yes, sir, sheriff.
12:37I hate it.
12:37Me and that.
12:38My car's over there.
12:39Yes, sir.
12:40I'm going to get it.
12:41You're first, ma'am.
12:44Oh, oh, oh, we got a lot.
12:47What the heck?
12:49Oh, dang it.
12:50It's Roscoe.
12:50It's all we need right now.
12:52Oh, we've been way too long.
12:54You know things in hazard never change.
12:56Oh, oh, oh.
13:04Well, I'll tell you one thing.
13:05If he catches us in that trunk load of hubcaps, we're going to be away from home for a couple
13:09of years.
13:09That is if the judge takes a lack into our faces.
13:12Hang on.
13:13We're going cross country.
13:32They think they can't get away from us, huh?
13:34Oh, they got another thing coming.
13:44Well, they were supposed to give that boy some fresh country air.
13:47How do you like it, son?
14:05Don't look.
14:06Don't look, darling.
14:07It's horrendous.
14:08It's...
14:09I know it's frightening.
14:11Looks like Roscoe's all right.
14:13Yep, safe and sound on the other side, just like usual.
14:16Hey, you suppose Flash is just driving yet?
14:18It's too bad she can't drive. She'd be better off.
14:20Let's go. He can't drive either.
14:27Don't wiggle. Don't move a wrinkle.
14:30Hey, that was pretty good.
14:31Thanks a lot. First nice thing you said all day.
14:35Told you, Bo, there's hope for him yet.
14:43J.D. Hogg here.
14:45What's left of him?
14:46Who's this?
14:48I just made a withdrawal from a bank and I got some money I'd like to sell you.
14:51Oh, yeah?
14:52Well, listen, if that bank ain't in House of County, I might be interested.
14:56What kind of deal are you offering?
14:5850 cents on a dollar.
15:00You got a hole in your screen, dog, friend.
15:02No way.
15:03Tell you what, though, I'll give you 10 cents on the dollar.
15:0725.
15:0825.
15:0810. I said 10.
15:1015.
15:1110. Take it or leave it.
15:12All right, all right. But just because I'm pressed and I got to make tracks fast.
15:16Oh, good, good. All right, then. Now, where are you at now?
15:19Let's see. I'm over here at the bus stop by Johnson's Creek Bridge.
15:23Oh, you in the little phone booth there?
15:25Well, listen, you ain't far from the boar's nest, which is where I'm at now.
15:29So you just skedaddle over here and you get your money.
15:55Hey, that's me at the door.
16:02All right, no problem. All we got to do is distract Enos and that other guy for a minute and
16:05then you can slap them caps on, all right?
16:06Okay. Yeah, let's go. Trust us. Come on.
16:09It'll work.
16:16Hey, come on. Slow it down. Slow it down. Make it look like we're running out.
16:23Come on. You're really good at this.
16:28Oh, I ain't believing this.
16:30Dang it, Luke.
16:32You just come off the NASCAR circuit and you don't know enough to tell that the car is running out
16:36of gas.
16:42Enos, listen, would you do us a favor?
16:44Help us push this car on down to cooters, put some gas in it.
16:47Golly, boy, I'd be happy to, but I'm right in the middle of the stolen hubcap report right now.
16:51Oh, come on. Enos, it'll only take a minute. Besides, you don't want us blocking up traffic here.
16:56Come on.
16:56You got a point there, Luke. Do you mind pitching to me, Mr. Howard?
17:00Come on, give me the push now. I'll navigate here.
17:02Bo, dude, get your lazy butt out of this car.
17:05All right. All right.
17:09Sure do appreciate your help, Enos.
17:10All right.
17:11Shoot the dang ditto just up and quit.
17:21Good amount of gas, eh?
17:22Yeah, we sure did.
17:23Pump out.
17:24You think he'd know better, I've always done it.
17:29All right.
17:30Thanks a lot, Enos.
17:30Sure do appreciate the help of your hand.
17:32See you, Luke.
17:32My best to Daisy.
17:34Yes, sir.
17:35We sure will.
17:39Try to get right in there.
17:43Howard, you went into Mr. E-bottom's place and you came out.
17:47You didn't hit your trampoline when you came out.
17:55Boy, hell, they sure did fill up fast.
17:59Huh.
18:00Now about this missing possum on a gum bush.
18:04Them, them huffcaps are returning the same climb all by themselves, Mr. Howard.
18:09Is that your huffcaps?
18:12What in the world?
18:14Oh.
18:16All right, looks like it's all there.
18:18All right, we said 10 cents on the dollar.
18:19That's it.
18:20How's that look to you?
18:21So good.
18:24All right.
18:27You guys sure blew it.
18:29You know what them huffcaps bring in today's market?
18:31All you had to do was ask and I want to cut you in.
18:33Are you listening to this kid, Luke?
18:35He ain't never gonna change.
18:36I'm telling you, he just ain't never gonna change.
18:38Oh, you gotta learn a little patience.
18:40Now, for some folks, it takes a little longer to find the right road in life.
18:43Luke, I know all about that.
18:45Remember, I spent a year on the circuit, too, and I learned one thing.
18:48The road to damnation's just chucked full of good intentions.
18:52What are you guys, preachers or something?
18:54No, we ain't preachers.
18:56But our Uncle Jesse brought us up by the good book with a little common sense thrown in on the
19:00side.
19:00That's something you could use a little bit of, too.
19:01A whole lot of them, yes, ma'am.
19:06Bad news, bad news.
19:07Uh-huh, good news!
19:09Good news?
19:09Good news!
19:12Ross, did I make a deal or did I make a deal?
19:14Did you make a deal?
19:15Yeah.
19:1750,000 simoleons I got me at 10 cents on the dollar.
19:22Oh, that's good news!
19:23I bet that money is hot.
19:24Oh, no, you touch it and you'll find out.
19:26Oh, listen, boss.
19:27With that money hotter than a $2 pistol,
19:29but the time it cools down, you probably won't get anything on the dollar.
19:32Yeah, only I ain't gonna have to wait for it to cool down.
19:34You ain't?
19:34Uh-uh, on account of I'm fixing to fence it off to Barney Benson tomorrow at 25 cents on the
19:39dollar,
19:40which will give me double my money bet, and then soon...
19:44Oh, you rational...
19:45Oh, listen, I tell you, Barney, you are slicker than a boiled onion.
19:49Roscoe, you just said the magic word.
19:51What, slicker?
19:52No, food!
19:53Food, yeah!
19:55I'm getting my appetite back.
19:57Oh, that's good.
19:59Listen, I want you to run down to the Dixie Deli
20:02and get me three corned beef sandwiches.
20:04Three corned beef sandwiches?
20:06All fat.
20:07All fat.
20:08Fat?
20:09Yeah.
20:10Wait a minute, wait a minute.
20:11Make that six corned beef sandwiches.
20:12That gives me the quid.
20:14Stop making it a job!
20:15The quid!
20:17Boss was back in business.
20:19While at the Duke Farm,
20:21Big Brother's Duke was explaining to Jesse and Daisy
20:23why Andy had made them two hours late for lunch.
20:26The beans were cold.
20:28Tell me this.
20:30How's come a young man like you was to take to stealing?
20:33I don't expect me to get anything.
20:35You could try working for what you want, Andy.
20:38I don't know no trade.
20:39No one's ever seen fit to teach me one.
20:41Well, we could teach you how to work right here on this farm.
20:45Work?
20:45Works for suckers with strong backs and weak minds.
20:49Oh, is that so?
20:50I suppose it takes a whole lot of brains
20:52to learn how to point a gun at somebody
20:53or to go out and steal somebody else's property.
20:55Now, don't it.
20:56Bo.
20:57Hmm?
20:59Excuse me, Uncle Jesse.
21:02Our Father,
21:04we thank thee for this bounteous table you've set before us
21:07and for sending Andy to share it with us.
21:10Amen.
21:10Amen.
21:12Amen.
21:12Amen.
21:13You know, Andy,
21:14out on the circuit this last year,
21:16we ran into a lot of kids
21:17who didn't start out with any more than what you got,
21:18but they worked their way up.
21:20Tell you what,
21:22we'll teach you a trade
21:23and how to work right here on this farm
21:25and pay you 50 cents an hour.
21:27What do you think of that?
21:30I don't know.
21:31You know, forget it, Uncle Jesse.
21:33I don't think this guy's man enough to do a real man's job.
21:36Hey,
21:36I can do anything these two guys can do.
21:39Oh, yeah?
21:39Oh, yeah.
21:40Hey, well,
21:41we'll give you a chance to prove that, bub.
21:49Can I have a pork chop?
21:51What do you say?
21:54Please.
21:55Well,
21:56while the Dukes were trying to take the first steps
21:58to teach Andy to earn an honest dollar,
22:00that armored car robber was finding crime didn't pay,
22:03even though the FBI only found 10 cents on the dollar
22:06and a gas receipt from the Hazard Service Station.
22:09Uh-huh.
22:10Circumstances and fate are a closing end.
22:12Ain't they?
22:13Mwah!
22:15Well, it sure looks good.
22:16At last.
22:19J.D. Hawk speaking.
22:21Sheriff Coltree?
22:22That's for me.
22:23Well, I'm the county commissioner.
22:24What do you want?
22:25That's for me.
22:26The FBI?
22:28That's for you.
22:29When Boss and Roscoe heard the FBI
22:30had that armored car robber in custody
22:32and suspected that the biggest share of the stolen money
22:35was spent somewhere in Hazard,
22:37Boss lost his appetite for a whole week
22:39in one mighty gulp.
22:43They're coming to Hazard to search for all that money I bought.
22:46Oh, that's a shame.
22:46If they find it here, I'm a cooked goose.
22:50Oh, no.
22:52Andy was getting the hang of things around the farm.
22:55Now, just pull down on these things, huh?
22:57Andy, I want you to get a firm hold and come down gently.
23:00Like this?
23:02Ah!
23:02Whoa!
23:05Sorry!
23:06Andy!
23:09Good morning!
23:10Mal!
23:12Sorry!
23:17Andy, I don't know how to run this thing!
23:21Oh, it's gone!
23:23What are you...
23:23Whoa!
23:24Andy!
23:25Wait a minute!
23:27Hey, hold on to me!
23:27Wait a minute!
23:28What are you doing?
23:29Get off of there!
23:30Come on!
23:31Come on!
23:37You're doing pretty good there.
23:39In no time at all,
23:40Andy was getting right handy around the farm.
23:43Okay, you're doing great!
23:46You got to put the saddle on nice and tight.
23:49You want to return this horse to Mr. Baker
23:51with any saddle sores on him now, do we?
23:52I guess not.
23:54Sure is beautiful, though.
23:55You, uh...
23:56Think maybe I could ride him?
23:58No, Andy, you can't ride him.
24:00At least why it's not till he's well broke.
24:02See, old tramp's just a little bit headstrong yet.
24:04I bet I can handle him.
24:06Well, don't you go trying it, all right?
24:08This old horse will drop you just like a dirty shirt.
24:10Hey, Bo, can you give me a hand over here?
24:11Yeah, hold on just a second.
24:13Listen, put this thing up there through the keeper
24:14and make sure it's tight.
24:21What the heck you make of that?
24:24Looks like it's burnt to me.
24:25You've got that right, but why is it doing it?
24:27I don't know.
24:28Oh, Lord.
24:32Dang, kid!
24:33Hang up!
24:35Dang it, Luke, I told Andy not to do that!
24:58Look out!
24:59Look out!
25:14Now, Andy will probably make it.
25:16I'm still surprised that Bo and Luke could ride anything
25:18that didn't burn gas and rubber.
25:36I'm gonna roll for you and pick him up.
25:38All right.
25:40All right.
25:43Come here.
25:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
25:48Come here.
25:48While Bo and Luke were busy saving Andy's bacon,
25:51boss was busy trying to save his own
25:53by hiding that hot cash he was a holder.
25:55Yeah, I'll move this board.
25:57Get money right in there, see?
25:59I don't think that nobody'd ever think of looking for it here, do you?
26:02No.
26:03No.
26:03Well, as soon as Barney arrives, we'll come out here and fetch it.
26:06Come on.
26:07Well, if you want to stash a bag full of money,
26:09I guess an old steel site ain't a bad place to hide it.
26:12Something?
26:13You'll get there, all right.
26:14You just watch.
26:16Luke, I'd like to see him turn around just as much as you would,
26:18but shoot, we've been trying.
26:19We ain't making no headway, is all.
26:22Once somebody's...
26:27So, fine would all last for tonight.
26:33Listen, uh, fellas,
26:36I appreciate what you did this afternoon.
26:39I know you could have got hurt coming after me and all, and...
26:44Well, what I mean is...
26:48What I want to say is...
26:53Thanks and...
26:58You know...
27:00It wouldn't surprise me
27:02if that ain't the first time in his whole life
27:05he ever got up enough gumption to say thank you.
27:09He dang near choked trying to get the words out.
27:12The thing is, he got them out.
27:14So if y'all were wondering if you're making any headway,
27:16I think you got some points on the board.
27:21Meanwhile, Boss was negotiating to sell that hot cash with Bad Barney,
27:25who was so crooked he made Boss seem straight.
27:27Mr. Hogg, sold or stuck?
27:29The FBI ought to be rollin' into Hazard any minute now.
27:32Oh...
27:33My back's to the wall.
27:35Yeah, see, his front won't fit.
27:36He's just...
27:37Oh, just zip up.
27:38Listen here, Barney.
27:40Couldn't you just see a way, uh, to give me 15 cents on the dollar?
27:45GG.
27:4614.
27:4813?
27:4912.
27:5011?
27:5010.
27:52Wait a minute, he's already offering 10.
27:54Oh!
27:54Oh, would you just stop interfering and everything like this?
27:57Come on, let's go get the money.
27:59Oh, you, you got the IQ of a watermelon with C's for brains.
28:03Oh, that scuffed my pride.
28:04Barney, come on, let's go!
28:05See that?
28:05We'll get the money where I stay.
28:06I'll lock you in the middle of next week, girl.
28:08I guess, I'm gonna go wash flesh.
28:10I'm sick of you!
28:11Don't you slam, man!
28:13As soon as I finish stacking this wood, I'll be finished with my chores, Mr. Duke.
28:17Uh, don't you think it's about time you called me Uncle Jesse?
28:20I never had no uncle before.
28:22Well, you got one now.
28:23Yeah, that's good.
28:25You, uh, you suppose I could get paid for the work I've done so far?
28:29Well, sure, but, uh, I mean, don't you trust me, uh, till Friday?
28:34Well, it ain't that.
28:35Well, what is it then?
28:37Uh, there ain't no place to spend it here on the farm.
28:41I was sorta hoping maybe I could borrow your pickup and take a ride into town for an hour
28:44or so.
28:46My pickup?
28:47Unless, uh, you don't trust me.
28:50Well, sure I trust you, I trust you, but, now listen, you be sure you're back here by
28:56lunchtime, cause Bo and Luke's gonna take you fishing right afterwards.
28:59I'm back in town.
29:02I'll, uh, finish stacking this for you.
29:06Thanks, I'll see you later!
29:27Uncle Jesse, was we seeing things, or was that Andy in the pickup?
29:30Uh, yeah, you saw right, that was Andy, he's taking the pickup in the hazard, but he'll
29:35be back in time for lunch, cause he wants to go fishing with you.
29:38Well, I guess we had to put him to the test some time or another, huh?
29:41Well, I kinda think we all had to be put to the test some time or another.
29:44Uncle Jesse?
29:46Uncle Jesse!
29:47Our little baby goat's gone, and I've turned this place upside down looking for him.
29:51He could be anywhere in this whole county!
29:53Well, don't worry about it.
29:53Listen, why don't you and Daisy check the back 40?
29:55Luke and me will check the road on the way back to town.
29:57All right.
29:58Reckon he's been kidnapped?
30:00Dang, thank you!
30:01I don't know where I can't train you!
30:14Now, in case you're wondering what Andy was up to, believe it or not, it was something
30:18good for a change, like wanting to pick up a token of appreciation for the Dukes, for
30:23all that they've been doing for him.
30:25Now, as for boss, well, he was following his lifetime vocation, up to no good.
30:34And as for that baby billy goat, well, he's about to strike it rich.
30:45Hey!
30:49What are you doing here, little baby billy goat?
30:56Show me here.
30:57Here.
31:00What you doing so far from home, huh?
31:02Come here.
31:02Don't be nothing scared of.
31:05Oh, man.
31:08Hey, little billy goat.
31:09What we got here?
31:32Let's get out of here.
31:35Heads up, goat.
31:45Holy cow, we got us a bag full of money!
31:50Woo-hoo!
31:51Billy God, we're rich!
31:53We all...
31:54Now, his old boss and Barney reached one crossroad, and he had reached another.
31:59All that money was sure tempting.
32:01It could buy him anything he wanted, anywhere he wanted.
32:04And with Jesse's pickup, he knew that he had the wheels to get before anyone would know where he was
32:09headed.
32:10Of course, he'd be letting Bo and Luke and the Dukes down if he did.
32:13Still, all that money, mighty tempting.
32:30Wait a minute.
32:31Was that Jesse Duke?
32:32Huh?
32:33Well, that was Jesse Duke's pickup truck moving over yonder.
32:37Never mind about that.
32:38Come on.
32:39Let's go.
32:45Come on.
32:49Wait a minute.
32:51Wait a minute.
32:51Wait a minute.
32:52These boards wasn't here when I lived it.
32:54Where is it?
32:56It's gone.
32:58The money...
32:59The bag that I hid the money in is gone.
33:01Hog, what are you trying to pull?
33:03Huh?
33:03Money goes, but not by itself.
33:05Not unless it grew legs.
33:07I ain't pulling nothing.
33:08What about that pickup we just seen pull away?
33:10Oh, Jesse Duke.
33:11No, he ain't no thief.
33:13Of course, this is an old still sight of his.
33:15I mean, he might have stumbled on it.
33:17There's only one way to find out.
33:18Yeah.
33:19I don't believe in finders keepers.
33:21We gotta find that pickup.
33:22Here.
33:23All right, wait a minute.
33:24All right, wait for me.
33:25Wait a minute.
33:26Wait a minute.
33:29Hold everything.
33:31Wait a minute.
33:31Wait a minute.
33:31All right, I'm here.
33:43Any luck?
33:44No sign of that baby goat anywhere.
33:47We bounced up and down every ravine on this here farm.
33:50We covered half the county.
33:52Yeah, we didn't see no sign of Andy, neither.
33:54I think maybe we ought to start looking for him next.
33:55You know that boy promised me.
33:58Well, much as I hate to say it, he's made promises before.
34:01That was before Uncle Jesse said we trusted him, Luke.
34:04When you're raised on the streets like Andy was, fighting is almost a way of life.
34:08But the fight Andy was having was the toughest one of all.
34:11Fighting himself.
34:12What are we gonna do, little billy goat, huh?
34:14What are we gonna do?
34:16Look, Daisy, I've been hoping against hope that Andy'd straighten out.
34:20Yeah, I have too.
34:21Shoot, he almost convinced me.
34:22You know, I wished you two could hear yourselves talk.
34:26Seems like ever since you went on that NASCAR circuit, visit all them big cities, hearing all them fancy folks
34:31talk, you're kinda spoiled on people.
34:35I gotta tell you something downright cynical, fellas.
34:38Luke, Bo, can you hear me?
34:41I hear ya.
34:43Come on, Andy.
34:44Daisy, I found the baby billy goat.
34:46You did?
34:48Good boy!
34:49Yeah, I found something else, too.
34:51What's that?
34:51Bag full of money, very near an old still.
34:54I figured I ought to tell you.
34:56I'll answer that question.
34:57Yeah, boy.
34:58Andy, why don't you bring that on home and we'll figure out who it belongs to once you get back
35:01here, okay?
35:02Not if we get him first.
35:05I'll be there in a little while.
35:0710-4.
35:13Okay, boy.
35:14Get out of that pickup and bring that bag over here.
35:18Right now!
35:34Alright, what do you boys think of yourselves now, huh?
35:37Shoot, I'm downright embarrassed.
35:40Well, don't look at me.
35:41I said to Luke, when I first saw that young man, I said,
35:43now there's a fine, upstanding...
35:45I'm sorry.
35:46I'm wrong.
35:47I'm sorry.
35:47What's happened before?
35:48Come on, let's get on and get him.
35:50Look, Bo, can you hear me?
35:51Some guys in the van just pulled a gun on me and wanted my bag of money.
35:54Where you at, Andy?
35:56Last side I saw said, Green Apple Road.
35:58They're right on my tail.
36:00You hang in there, we're on our way.
36:02Okay.
36:29Andy, we're on our way.
36:30We're on the road.
36:40You're hoping now that Andy's back on the right track,
36:42it don't turn out to be the last mile.
36:49Hold on there!
36:51Hold on a minute, Barney!
36:53What?
36:53I don't want no shooting here!
36:55No, I don't want no shooting!
36:56Barney!
36:57Get up!
36:58Yeah!
36:59Yeah!
37:00Barney!
37:01Hold on!
37:01Hold on!
37:02Oh, no, no, no, no!
37:02Wait, hold on a minute, Barney!
37:04I don't want no shooting here!
37:06No!
37:07No!
37:08No!
37:09No!
37:09No!
37:10No!
37:11No!
37:11No, no, no, no!
37:15Look, cut all this out and I'll tell you what I'll do.
37:17Much as it pains me, I'll give you back every dime you've gotten this here deal.
37:21No dice.
37:22That deal's a deal.
37:23That money's mine.
37:24Yeah, but...
37:24If you've got no stomach for getting it back, start walking.
37:27No, I don't...
37:27No!
37:28I don't do it!
37:30I don't do it!
37:30I don't do it!
37:32Vincent, you better think about it!
37:34Now wait a minute!
37:35Wait a minute!
37:35Wait a minute!
37:36You just ain't dealing with anybody!
37:37This is happening!
37:38Now wait a minute!
37:39Wait a minute, Barney!
37:39From Barney!
37:41From Barney!
37:43Uh, Annie?
37:45Annie, you alright?
37:48Yeah, so far.
37:49I lost my way back, but I don't figure he's gonna give up too easy now.
37:53Uh, well listen, you oughta be coming right up on Wilson Corners.
37:57Take an old dirt road to the left, and just hide out in the woods.
38:00Luke and me be right over there in about ten minutes, okay?
38:02You got it!
38:06Trouble was, Barney was all ears himself, and heard exactly where Andy was heading.
38:11And Barney wasn't ten minutes away.
38:15Bo, Luke, uh, you better give Roscoe and Enos a holler.
38:20Uh, if them fellas got guns, they might need your help.
38:24Uh, Roscoe, Enos, you got your ears on.
38:26This is Bo Duke called the Sheriff.
38:27Come back.
38:28This here's Deputy Strait.
38:29Right back at you, Bo.
38:30What can I do for you?
38:32Listen, Enos, we're gonna need you and Roscoe's help.
38:35That's what the Sheriff's Department's for, Bo.
38:36Uh-huh.
38:42Listen, Enos, Enos, listen here.
38:45I'm Sheriff Roscoe B. Coltrade, and I say what goes on around here.
38:48You don't help those Dukesnails, I say so.
38:50Come back.
38:51For Pete's sake, Roscoe, would you listen to me for just one second?
38:54As Bo told Roscoe and Enos about Andy finding that bag full of money,
38:57those two FBI agents headed for Hazard was listening too.
39:01He's in Uncle Jesse's pickup truck being followed by a brown van,
39:05and there's two guys in there shooting at him.
39:13Enos, there you are, listen.
39:15Come here, listen to me now.
39:17Dang it, Roscoe, that ain't no trick.
39:20Them fellas got guns, and that boy's life could be a danger.
39:25Roscoe, this is J.D. Hawk speaking.
39:27Listen, Jesse Dukes telling you the truth.
39:29But, uh, but...
39:31Don't butt me no buts, you puttin' head.
39:33Look, just get your butt into your patrol car and roll, roll, roll.
39:37Yes, sir.
39:38Come on, come on.
39:39Yes, sir.
39:40Hey, listen, boss.
39:41Listen, we told Andy to go out and hide out in the woods just west of Wilson Corners.
39:46Well, Andy got himself into the woods all right.
39:50But getting out of them woods was another thing.
40:01All right, kid.
40:03Now, no funny stuff this time.
40:05Now, climb out of there with that bag.
40:14Hey, Andy.
40:16Andy, this is Bo Duke.
40:18You read me?
40:22Listen, Bo.
40:23Maybe they knocked out a CB.
40:25We just gotta find him.
40:27Sure hope Daisy's right.
40:29Yeah, I do, too.
40:31Hold that boy an apology.
40:34You got the money.
40:35What are you gonna do with me?
40:36Wise up, kid.
40:38You're a witness.
40:39I never leave them behind.
40:59Brown van?
41:00It's gotta be the same one.
41:01They could've overheard us on a CB.
41:03Hang tight.
41:12And I'll bet my share of the General's next oil change that Andy's in that van.
41:16Shoot this one bet.
41:17I hope I lose.
41:32Sure hope everybody's buckling up real tight.
41:37If you're wondering how everybody happened to end up on the same road, there ain't but
41:42one way to get there, kid.
41:44Uh, wherever.
41:45Y'all got that in?
41:46Don't lose him now.
41:47I ain't losing him.
41:48I'm worried about it.
41:49It's how to get that van stopped without hurting anyone.
41:51Hey.
41:52Hey, I got an idea.
41:53You're kidding me.
41:54No, really.
41:55Listen, if you can get that van to slow down just enough so I can get out there on that
41:58edge of the plane.
41:59If Jerry can get you close enough to get on that ladder.
42:01Hey, you're reading my mind.
42:03That's what you call it with an idea like that.
42:06Very funny.
42:09Uh, Daisy.
42:10Yeah, this here is Bo.
42:11I think it's about time we'll listen to some, uh, what is it?
42:14Country music.
42:14That's some country music.
42:16Country music is the Duke's code for switching to channel 17.
42:21Hey, Daisy, you read me?
42:22Loud and clear.
42:24Listen, let's see if you can't get that van to slow down to a trot, all right?
42:27I'm sure gonna give it a try, honey.
42:50Do it nice and easy now.
42:51Don't worry about that.
42:52You just be careful.
42:53All right.
43:07Avoid situations.
43:11You do need to be as good as I would.
43:13Alright.
43:34Is he alright with Jimmy?
43:36Yep.
43:40Good job, Andy.
43:41Way to go, man.
43:42Thanks a lot.
43:43Hey, Chuck.
43:44Hey.
43:45Woo!
43:46Woo!
43:53Yeah, we're coming.
43:55Here we go.
43:56Get him out of here.
43:57Get on out of here.
43:58Get him out of here.
44:00Get out of here.
44:01Get out of here.
44:01Get out of here.
44:02I'm gonna get my money.
44:04I'm gonna get my money from that fella.
44:06Woo!
44:06Get me!
44:07Alright.
44:08We're just freezing.
44:09Freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze.
44:10Sometimes folks get off on the wrong foot.
44:12And remember, many a bad start can wind up with a happy ending, as it did for Andy and
44:17the Dukes.
44:18Of course, it didn't end up that way for old Barney.
44:20Yeah.
44:21Woo!
44:22Shoot.
44:22You guys are really something.
44:24All of ya.
44:25Well, shoot.
44:25What are big brothers for, huh?
44:26And sisters.
44:28Oh, honey.
44:29That's a family sport.
44:31Hey, give me a pencil so I can sign up.
44:33Listen, if you're gonna sign up for anything, it's gonna be back at the farm.
44:37Now, let's get going.
44:38Got it.
44:40You're looking puny.
44:41Now, have one of them.
44:42Boss lost his investment and his appetite again.
44:44Good.
44:44He learned that he wasn't even getting a share of the armored car company's reward money.
44:48I'm gonna fade away into a mess of fat nothing.
44:50Hey, Andy.
44:51And y'all might be surprised to see who did get the reward.
44:54For you.
45:02It's a $500 reward check.
45:04Ooh, that's a lot of money for a young feller.
45:07Sure can buy you a whole lot of things, Andy.
45:10Sure could.
45:13You can't buy me with all you're giving me, especially you, Bone Luke.
45:16I only wish there was some way to repay you.
45:18Oh, uh, well, there is.
45:20Shoot.
45:21You know, I saw this hat on you the first time I met you.
45:23Yes, sir, I did.
45:23I'd like to have that hat.
45:24Well, they had my hat.
45:25Give me that hat.
45:26That hat's mine.
45:27You guys, you guys get this.
45:29You can't do that.
45:30Uh, to give to the orphanage.
45:32Maybe some other kid will get as lucky as I did.
45:35Um, well, I tell you what.
45:37Luke and me will drive you on down there and you can give it to the orphanage yourself.
45:41Better yet, you drive.
45:42Hey, that sounds real good.
45:44Hey, come on.
45:45Hey, Daisy, this is for you.
45:46Yep.
45:47Andy gave the reward money to underprivileged kids like him, so they could meet folks like the
45:51Dukes of Hazzard.
45:52Well, that ain't half bad.
46:19Well, that ain't half bad.
46:22I can't do it.
46:22No, no, no.
46:29In the name of the Dukes, you're better!
46:30Oh fuck?
46:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:33You, you, you.
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