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00:00Tonight on the Duke
00:02I'm going to hold all of Hazard County
00:03The devious Huey Hawk return
00:05If it ain't my unfavorite nephew, Huey Hawk
00:08And bring some strange companies
00:10What is your wish, Max, dude?
00:11Huey Hawk!
00:15What kind of a trick?
00:17If you don't believe me, just wish for something and I'll grant it for you
00:25Pull it!
00:36Just a good old boy
00:39Never meaning no harm
00:43Beats all you've never saw
00:45Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:50Straightening the curves
00:54Flatening the hills
00:57Someday the mountain might get them
01:00But the law never will
01:03Making their way
01:05The only way they know how
01:10That's just a little bit more
01:12Than a normal life
01:15Just a good old boy
01:19Wouldn't change if they could
01:23Fighting the system like a true
01:25Modern day Robin Hood
01:27Y'all remember Huey Hawk, don't you?
01:35Every time he comes to Hazard, he's been a disaster
01:38A personal pestilence, you might say
01:40I mean, don't nothing ever go right for the Dukes
01:43Or Bonks
01:44Or Daisy
01:44Or Cooter
01:45Or Enos
01:46Or anybody
01:46Including Huey
01:50Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:52These bees are going up!
01:53Help!
01:54Help!
01:55Help!
01:56You're a giant white yodo
01:58Wait till you see that I made you for dessert
02:00Oh, I know what I'm gonna have for dessert
02:01You
02:02Here's dessert
02:05Somebody turn out the lights
02:06Hi, Huey
02:07Hi
02:15Let's do
02:17You're looking for a close shave, buddy
02:19You came to the right place
02:20How about a kiss?
02:22Oh, no thanks
02:23I mean, I gotta go
02:24No, you don't
02:25Yes, I do
02:28I guess sometimes my macho-ness just scares them away
02:33We're gonna beat them to the bridge
02:43Meanwhile, back in Hazard County
02:44Birds were singing
02:45Fish were jumping out of the Hazard Pond
02:48And our soul would be hard put to believe the trouble was lurking in the hills
02:52He's back
02:58And being back
02:59He's got nothing but bad on the mind
03:02For the Dukes
03:03Look at that
03:04Hey, they're putting stuff in their car
03:05Hey, hey, hey
03:07Now, they're getting in now
03:12They're heading out
03:13Oh, there they are on their way to Hazard Pond like they do every Friday
03:22They're heading out
03:23Destination Hazard Pond
03:25See, what time is it here?
03:26It's 10.14
03:28They have 47 minutes to deliver the Dukes
03:30Time 10.14
03:31You have exactly 47 minutes
03:33Mark?
03:34Mark, 10.4 and out
03:35Now, I don't know why he's doing that
03:37Unless he's trying to cover up the ugly
03:39How does he look?
03:40Let's go
03:44Hugh, are you sure this thing is gonna work?
03:46Like a Swiss watch, baby
03:47See, I know my Uncle Boss up and down, inside and out
03:50I know what he thinks before he does
03:52And I'm gonna get him good this time
03:54Yeah
03:55Look around you, Trixie
03:56Let's take a good look
03:58Cause in a couple hours
03:59Them Dukes will be in jail
04:00And I'm gonna own everything
04:01And everybody in Hazard County
04:07Now, old Hughie never lacked for ambition
04:09Nor ethics to get in his way
04:14As a general headed toward Hazard Pond
04:17Phase one of Hughie's plan was cranking up
04:28Hurry up, get that wire yank, don't hear anything
04:49Like our trouble up ahead
04:54Seems to be the problem dang if I know she just quit running on me. Well, let's take a look
04:59at it
05:02That looks pretty good.
05:05See, it might be your carburetor.
05:07All of them floats get stuck, man.
05:09Nah, it ain't them.
05:10Oh, here it is.
05:12Must have gone over a bump.
05:13Your hot wire came right off your coil.
05:15Give it a shot.
05:22Now, the stuff that that dude is putting in the back of the general
05:25would send a team of oxen to Sleepy City in a New York minute.
05:29Well, sir, that ought to get you where you're going.
05:34Thank you kindly, fellas.
05:35You betcha.
06:03Isn't that fellow kind of familiar?
06:07Yeah, yeah.
06:08Yeah, I was about to say the same thing.
06:15And some sure can't stay on the road there, but hey, come on.
06:17Yeah, okay.
06:21I'm going to take that little nap.
06:22We'll just wait until we get there.
06:23Okay.
06:36Gosh.
06:37We just got a little piece.
06:50You want to drive?
06:52Let's take this out.
06:59This is a thing.
07:10Should be enough time.
07:11Let's go get them.
07:12Well, I'm ready.
07:16As them friends of Huey's was headed back towards the general leave,
07:20Huey and his lady friend was heading for Hazard
07:22to start up his end of the plan.
07:28Get the canister and the fish closed.
07:47So far, so good.
07:53I haven't got what they came for,
07:55and I ain't sure yet what that was.
07:58Them dudes was heading for Hazard,
08:00with Bo and Luke a-laying down Z's in the back seat.
08:03Meanwhile, Daisy was heading for Hazard Pond,
08:06looking to meet up with them
08:06and join them for a little bit of fishing fun,
08:08having no idea that they was out coldering
08:11and dead mackerels in the back seat of the car
08:13that she was just about to pass.
08:15What are you slowing down for?
08:17Ah, there's a truck stall up here.
08:18So?
08:19So there's a car, not a plane.
08:21I can't fly over it.
08:22Go around him.
08:23We got a schedule to meet.
08:24Now, meeting a schedule is one.
08:25Meeting your maker is another.
08:31Luckily, Daisy's got the driving reflexes
08:34of a ridge runner on an icy road.
08:37We got less than 15 minutes
08:38to get those guys back there.
08:43I gotta slow him down before he hurts somebody.
08:51A cop.
08:52A cop?
08:53He stopped us.
08:54We've blown the whole thing.
08:57Go on, go on.
08:58You can make it.
09:01Go on, go on, go on.
09:35Hey, fellas.
09:38Hey, fellas, come on in.
09:42Go on, Mr. Postel.
09:45Now, I wouldn't say that that chicken was scared,
09:48but that was a rooster.
09:49Hmm, that's just funny.
09:51Roosters is darker.
09:53You better start to get ready.
09:54As soon as we get into hazard, you're on.
09:56I sure hope you know what you're doing, Huey.
09:58Oh, don't worry about that pretty little head of yours.
09:59We've rehearsed this thing over a hundred times, ain't we?
10:01Well, I know that we have,
10:02but the trouble is that Uncle Boss of yours
10:04ain't rehearsed his part.
10:05Things just might not all turn out
10:06exactly the way you planned him to.
10:08Trust me, you just do your part
10:10and everything's gonna fall into place.
10:13With what I got here in this little box,
10:15I'm gonna own all of Hazard County
10:17and Uncle Boss, Roscoe, and them Dukes
10:20will go behind bars for 20 years.
10:24Huey Hogg, you really are something else.
10:26Yeah, you might say a legend in my own time.
10:29Huey was running true to style,
10:31really taken with his self.
10:32Trouble is, Bowling Luke was taken also,
10:35and where to was yet to be seen.
10:37Yeah, they're okay.
10:49That's right, Uncle Jesse.
10:50The General's here,
10:51but there's no sign of Bowling Luke.
10:53Well, that just don't make no sense.
10:55I know it doesn't.
10:55I called Cooter,
10:56but they didn't check in with him
10:57and they didn't ask for his tow truck.
10:59I can't figure out where or why
11:00they'd go wandering off.
11:01Yeah, well, you stay put.
11:03I'll head on over there,
11:05and if you hear anything,
11:06why, you give me a call.
11:07You bet.
11:16Hey, I'm going in now.
11:18You get in position in 10 minutes
11:20and make sure no one sees you.
11:22You just go do your thing, honey,
11:23and I'll do mine.
11:24All right.
11:35Now, I sure can't figure
11:36what that is that Huey's carrying,
11:38but one thing's for sure,
11:39it's loaded with trouble.
11:41Well, oh, that was good.
11:43Care for a boot?
11:45No, thanks.
11:45I already ate.
11:47Uncle Boss!
11:49As I live and choke,
11:51if it ain't my unfavorite nephew,
11:54Huey Hogg.
11:54My one and only.
11:57You hug me.
12:02Look, look, look.
12:03Why, one of the lowdown tricks,
12:05you put a mousetrap in your wallet pocket.
12:07Oh, only a rat will do something like that,
12:09especially to you.
12:10Well, I never did believe much
12:12in honesty amongst thieves.
12:14Yeah, well, speaking of thieves,
12:15I thought the last time
12:16I kicked you out of town.
12:18I told you never to come back.
12:19Well, I ain't back.
12:21You ain't?
12:21No, no, I just stopped out for lunch
12:23and needed someone I could trust
12:24for an hour or so while I'm in town.
12:26Someone you could trust?
12:27Yeah.
12:28With what?
12:29Oh, this box.
12:31Box?
12:31You brought this box in here?
12:33Yeah, they brought it in.
12:33Well, do those things alive.
12:34What's in it?
12:35Oh, I can't tell you that, Uncle Boss.
12:37And you're gonna leave it with us
12:38for safekeeping, right?
12:40Wrong.
12:40I wanna leave it with him.
12:42Who?
12:43Well, afternoon, Mr. Huey.
12:44I'm going on my lunch hour here, Mr. Hall.
12:46Uh, Enos,
12:47how'd you like to make yourself
12:48a hundred dollars
12:48while you're out in your lunch hour
12:49just by watching this here box?
12:51A hundred dollars?
12:52Just for watching a little old box?
12:55Well, possum on the gun bush.
12:56Sure thing, Mr. Huey.
12:58But that's too much money.
12:59Oh, no, it isn't.
13:00Enos, why,
13:01just give it to your favorite charity.
13:02Just don't take your eyes off this box
13:04for one second
13:04till I come back.
13:05There you go.
13:06Oh, yes, sir.
13:07Golly.
13:08Yes, sir, Mr. Hall.
13:09Yeah?
13:10Thank you, Mr. Huey.
13:11Well, that's that.
13:11I'll see you later, Uncle Boss.
13:12Yeah, but Huey...
13:14Oh, listen, boss.
13:16I wonder what was in that box
13:18that Huey wouldn't trust us with.
13:19Well, I certainly don't know.
13:21But I'll tell you one thing.
13:22What?
13:23You can bet your next week's salary.
13:24I'm going to find out.
13:25Oh, that little, huh?
13:26Yeah, come on.
13:27In and out, downy.
13:29This is Deputy Ennis Strait
13:30calling for the lunch order
13:31to be delivered.
13:32I'll have the catfish
13:33and hushpuppies,
13:34the collie...
13:34No, no, no, no, no, no, Ennis.
13:36Oh, there's to be no food or drink
13:38brought on to the premises.
13:40Oh, gee, that's rule 36
13:42of the sheriff's manual.
13:43And 37 is you can't get
13:45hushpuppies on the floor
13:47along with the chicken feathers.
13:49But, but, Sheriff,
13:50I'm supposed to be guarding
13:51this here box for Mr. Huey Hawk
13:52and it's all my own time.
13:54Oh, well, that's against rule 38,
13:56which prohibits all kinds
13:58of moonlighting.
13:59So you just better run along
14:01and have your lunch.
14:02We'll keep an eye on this here box.
14:05You say so, Mr. Hawk.
14:06He just said so,
14:07you chicken plucker.
14:08Yes, sir.
14:09Since I didn't earn this,
14:10would you give it back
14:11to Mr. Hawk?
14:12Oh, yeah, I'll be glad to.
14:13In fact, I'll invest it for him.
14:17Now we got rid of dipstick,
14:18I'll just take a little peek
14:19in this box.
14:20Oh, no, no, no, no, not here.
14:21Not here.
14:22I'll just go back to my office.
14:23Oh, you're so clever.
14:24He took fun.
14:46Would you come on,
14:47Ross, go get in here
14:48and help me clean up this book.
14:49Oh, come on, get them bones out of here.
14:51Come on, move them, will you please?
14:52Oh, that's dead.
14:53Put them in there.
14:54That's the idea.
14:55All right.
14:56Okay, hurry, hurry, hurry.
14:57I can't wait.
14:58Hold your horses.
14:59I just can't wait.
15:06Well, I'd say it's an old oil lamp.
15:08No, it's got to be old.
15:09It probably hadn't been
15:10polished in a hundred years.
15:12Now, why was my nephew
15:13so concerned about
15:13a piece of junk like this?
15:14Boss, it may not be junk.
15:17Oh, it might even be
15:19the real thing.
15:20What?
15:21The real thing?
15:22The real thing.
15:22What's that?
15:23When you were a little fat kid,
15:25didn't you read about
15:26Aladdin and his lamp?
15:27Listen, I was too busy
15:28running a floating craft game
15:30from a school to do much reading.
15:31Well, listen, let me tell you
15:32this story.
15:33See, if you rub this lamp,
15:35if it's Aladdin's lamp,
15:37then the smoke comes out
15:38and hits the fan
15:39and then the genie pops out
15:40and gives you all sorts of wishes.
15:42Oh, that lamp,
15:43the one with the genie.
15:43Oh, I know all about that anyhow.
15:46But you've got to be touched
15:47in the head
15:47to believe a fairy tale like that.
15:49I believe it.
15:52Listen, why don't we
15:53just give it a little rub
15:54and we haven't got anything to lose.
15:57Yeah, well, you see
15:57what it says on the bottom?
15:58What?
15:58Do not rub.
16:01Cheat.
16:04What?
16:05Cheat.
16:05Me?
16:06Cheat?
16:07Well, just this once.
16:08No.
16:09To prove to you
16:09there ain't no magic genies
16:11inside this thing.
16:12Oh, you...
16:12Now, would you please?
16:13I'm rubbing.
16:40What is your wish, Master?
16:46I still can't figure
16:47why old Bo and Luke
16:48been zonked out for this.
16:49But it ain't good.
16:58What is your wish, Master?
17:00Oh!
17:00Oh!
17:01Oh!
17:02Get my wish!
17:03But, Bosh,
17:04she is a genie,
17:05just like the one
17:06of Aladdin had.
17:07Oh, yeah, well,
17:07there ain't no such thing
17:08as genies.
17:09Don't make her mad.
17:10She can turn you
17:10into a warthog.
17:12Huh?
17:12Well, I don't know
17:13how it's done,
17:14but it's some kind
17:15of a trick.
17:15Oh, this is no trick, Master.
17:17If you don't believe me,
17:18just wish for something
17:19and I'll grant it for you.
17:20Prove it to you.
17:21Go ahead.
17:21Go ahead.
17:22She's made you an offer
17:22you can't refuse.
17:24Go ahead.
17:24You got nothing to lose.
17:25Well?
17:26Wish for something
17:26that might remove
17:27all your cares and woes, perhaps.
17:29My cares and woes?
17:30Or remove some obstacle
17:31in your way, maybe.
17:32What obstacle?
17:33Yeah, an obstacle.
17:34Maybe a person?
17:35A person?
17:36Or persons?
17:37Oh, persons.
17:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:39The dukes.
17:40The duke boys.
17:40Oh, yeah.
17:41Have her come and step
17:42the dukes and throw them
17:42in jail and they'll be
17:43out of our hair.
17:44My hair?
17:45From now on.
17:46All you have to do
17:47is wish for it, boss,
17:47and it'll be done.
17:48Yeah, yeah, yes.
17:49I don't believe any of it,
17:50but I wish them duke boys
17:51was in my deal
17:52downstairs this very minute.
17:56It's done.
17:57Say it in?
17:58That's it.
17:59Just go on down
17:59to a jail cell
18:00and see for yourself.
18:01Shoot.
18:02If I had swallowed that,
18:03that woman is dangerous.
18:04All right, all right.
18:05Now, I just proved to you
18:07it's a joke.
18:08Don't touch the...
18:09Gee, gee, gee, gee, gee.
18:12They wait for it.
18:14I'm on my way.
18:21I knew it.
18:22I knew it.
18:23And I know
18:24what he'll wish for next.
18:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:28Yeah, of course it's a joke.
18:30I don't know how it's done
18:31or what they're aiming to do.
18:32But look here, I'll prove it.
18:37It's a joke, yeah.
18:38Now, maybe you'll believe
18:39in Santa Claus
18:40and the Tooth Fairy
18:41and the rabbit
18:42with the long ears.
18:58Well...
18:58we were fishing, weren't we?
18:59Yeah, we was going fishing.
19:01Next thing we know
19:02we find ourselves in here.
19:03See, it's just like
19:04a genie said.
19:06Genie who?
19:07It's not a genie who.
19:09It's a genie her.
19:10She's got the...
19:12It's none of their business.
19:13No, it ain't none of your...
19:14It's too our business.
19:15We've got a right to know
19:16why we're here.
19:17You'll find out
19:17when I'm ready to tell you.
19:18Come on.
19:18Wait a minute, boy.
19:19Wait a minute.
19:20You're joking.
19:20Hey, we got rights.
19:23You...
19:23Don't we?
19:26Not here.
19:28Is your head hurt?
19:32See?
19:33Now, do you believe me?
19:34You saw it
19:35with your own
19:35fat little eyeballs.
19:36Those Duke boys
19:37are in jail.
19:38I saw it.
19:39I saw it.
19:39I saw it.
19:40I saw it.
19:41I'll tell you,
19:41I still don't believe it.
19:42It's just too good
19:43to be true.
19:44Oh, I know.
19:46Genie!
19:48Where'd she go?
19:49Oh, I know where she is.
19:51Where, where?
19:51She's crawled back
19:53into that lamp
19:53to sneak a little snooze.
19:55She's probably wore herself
19:56to a nub
19:56on that last wish, see?
19:58You gotta rub that sucker
19:59every time
19:59to get a new wish.
20:00A new wish, huh?
20:01Yeah, I do.
20:02New wish.
20:03New wish.
20:04Boy, it sure is weird.
20:06Go and fish in one minute
20:07and wake up in jail the next.
20:09And what the heck
20:10was Roscoe talking about?
20:11I don't know.
20:15Feels like morning
20:16after the night before,
20:17don't it?
20:17Yeah, I know what you mean.
20:18Well, we ain't gonna find out
20:20nothing sitting in here.
20:22It's nice something
20:23to leave us our fishing poles.
20:25Yeah, what the heck
20:25are we gonna catch in here?
20:27Keys?
20:28What?
20:30That's a good idea.
20:31I can't believe
20:32they left it.
20:33Can you get it?
20:34Well, I'll give her a try.
20:36Roscoe!
20:36Yeah?
20:37I forget it to believe.
20:40The dukes are in jail.
20:41They're in jail?
20:42The genie's in the lamp.
20:44She's in the lamp.
20:45Now, rubber,
20:46and get another wish.
20:47Oh, another wish?
20:48Another wish?
20:49What'll I wish for?
20:50Let me think!
20:52Uncle Jesse,
20:53there is nothing missing
20:54except for Bo and Luke
20:55and their fishing poles.
20:57Only thing I did find
20:58was these here tarot tracks.
21:00They look fresh, too.
21:03You reckon they got anything
21:04to do with Bo and Luke
21:05disappearing?
21:06I don't know,
21:07but I sure don't like it.
21:09Let's take the pickup
21:10going to town
21:11and see if Roscoe
21:11knows anything about this.
21:13Maybe he's heard something
21:14or seen somebody.
21:16as Jesse and Daisy
21:17headed for Hazard,
21:18Bo and Luke
21:19was just about
21:19busting out of jail.
21:21Come on,
21:22drinking too much coffee.
21:24Luke,
21:25you've done this enough times.
21:26I'll be good at it by now.
21:29All right,
21:30you got it.
21:31Be careful.
21:31Got it.
21:33Well,
21:34come on back.
21:34Come on back.
21:35Don't bounce me.
21:35I won't bounce you.
21:36Just bring it right in here.
21:37I got it coming.
21:38All right.
21:39All right.
21:40Got it?
21:40All right.
21:41Ah!
21:42Shoot.
21:43Son of a gun.
21:44Can we reach him?
21:45I don't know.
21:46Boss,
21:47would you go ahead
21:47and make a wish?
21:48Oh,
21:49I'm not ready.
21:49Well?
21:50I'm still thinking.
21:51Well,
21:51listen,
21:51if it's going to take us,
21:52let me wish.
21:53I can't wish.
21:53Wait a minute.
21:54That's my nephew's lamp.
21:55I'll do all the wishing
21:56around here.
21:57I'm his uncle.
21:57Well,
21:57get on with it.
21:58There must be
21:59a thousand things
22:00to wish for.
22:00I know.
22:01I know there are.
22:01But no matter
22:02how hard I try
22:03to think about it,
22:03I can only come up
22:04with one thing.
22:05What?
22:06Money.
22:07Money.
22:08Did I call it
22:09or did I call it?
22:14All right,
22:14Trixie,
22:15get ready now.
22:17Come on,
22:18keys.
22:19There we go.
22:20Bingo.
22:28Come back to these,
22:29huh?
22:29Yep.
22:32Nice work.
22:34I don't know
22:34what cute it is
22:35every time.
22:36It's a big one
22:36with a little skull on it.
22:45Don't call her
22:45out of there yet.
22:46Huh?
22:47Oh, you afraid
22:49he can't.
22:50I wish
22:51for a barrel
22:52full of money.
22:55Hey, wait a minute.
23:00Huh?
23:01Where's my genie?
23:02Oh, you know what?
23:04I think she's too
23:05poop to puff.
23:06Huh?
23:08Who is it?
23:09Listen,
23:11what is it?
23:11Is it?
23:12Oh, boss.
23:14Is it?
23:14Your money's here.
23:16Oh, oh.
23:17Oh, my money's here.
23:19My money's here.
23:21A whole
23:22truck full of money.
23:28I thought you
23:29asked for a barrel full.
23:30Oh, dear.
23:38What was boss
23:40so happy about?
23:41I don't know.
23:42I'm going to go
23:43listen.
23:43I know.
23:44What the hell?
23:45Let's go listen
23:46outside.
23:46It's safer.
23:47All right.
23:47How did they get out?
23:49I don't know,
23:49but they did.
23:50Look,
23:51I want you guys
23:52to go get them
23:52and I don't care
23:53what you have to do
23:53to keep them
23:54away from here.
23:55I figure Uncle Boss
23:56is just about prime
23:57for the big finale.
23:59All right, let's go.
24:00When Huey tells his goons
24:02that he don't care
24:02what they do,
24:04somebody is in trouble.
24:12Take it out!
24:14We're up for the money!
24:16With that lamp
24:18for Huey's,
24:18there ain't nothing
24:19I can't have now!
24:21What do you suppose
24:22that's all about?
24:23I don't know,
24:24but if Huey's involved,
24:25that means trouble
24:26with a capital T.
24:27I don't know,
24:28you got that right.
24:29Okay, boys,
24:30climb on down
24:31real slow,
24:32unless you don't want
24:33to see your next birthday.
24:34I thought he looked familiar.
24:36Them two ain't never
24:37far behind Huey.
24:38Let's go,
24:39move it.
24:41Put your hands down,
24:42just act real natural,
24:44and start walking.
24:44We got it.
24:52Uncle Jesse?
24:53All right, Sam.
24:55Sit tight.
25:00One thing about them dupes,
25:02they got their timing
25:03down pretty good.
25:30Good job, thanks a lot,
25:32we need to lift.
25:33Huey, they got away,
25:34but we're still
25:35after them, over.
25:36Dang it, you get them,
25:37you hear?
25:37We can't let them
25:38get away.
25:39Don't have time
25:39to waste them.
25:40All right, now you
25:41get ready to start
25:41the phone calls
25:42in ten minutes,
25:42and get out
25:43of that costume.
25:48Hey, you hear that?
25:50Now look,
25:50a cannonball
25:50heading for Atlanta.
25:52Yeah, we're gonna
25:52have to hustle
25:53to beat them.
26:00Dang thing's
26:01right on time.
26:02It sure is.
26:03Yeah, shoot.
26:19We got them now.
26:20Yeah.
26:21Hang on.
26:22Uncle Jesse?
26:23You ain't gonna try
26:23and jump it?
26:24Of course I am.
26:25I talked you down.
26:27Well, if you've got to do that,
26:29it's best to be riding
26:30with a man
26:30who taught them how.
26:45Dang it!
26:46How did they do that?
26:47I don't know.
26:49Good old man.
26:51Just hang on, y'all.
26:53We still got a problem.
26:54We got no problem.
26:55We lost them.
26:56Yeah, well,
26:56we still don't know
26:57what's going on,
26:58and they do.
26:59I figure we should do.
27:01Stop and get out
27:01and ask them.
27:02Now there's got to be
27:03a way to get the drop
27:03on them, though.
27:04Uncle Jesse,
27:05you know where
27:05the general is?
27:06Sure, that's where
27:07we decided you two
27:08were missing.
27:09If we get there first,
27:10I bet they'll follow us there.
27:11Yeah, there's still
27:12one problem, though.
27:13They got guns,
27:14we don't.
27:15I got a couple of
27:16sticks of dynamite
27:17back, blowing stones,
27:18and I bet there's
27:18some arrows with the
27:19bows and back
27:19the general.
27:20There's got to be.
27:21All we got to do
27:22is get there first.
27:29Well, you're just
27:30going to sit here?
27:31Where am I going?
27:32That gun.
27:33We've blown it.
27:35You know,
27:37Huey says those boys
27:38never get too far
27:39away from their car.
27:41I bet they're headed
27:42back to where we left it.
27:44Let's go see.
27:45I hope you're right.
27:49100,700, 100,800, 100,900.
27:54Must be a quarter
27:55of a million dollars.
27:56Yeah, yeah.
27:57200,000.
27:57Looks to me like
27:58somebody hit the jackpot.
28:00Huey, Hulk, listen,
28:01I don't recall giving
28:02you permission into my
28:02office without knocking
28:03first.
28:04And I don't recall
28:05leaving us your lamp
28:05of mine and your care.
28:06Yeah, the lamp, the lamp.
28:08Oh, oh, oh.
28:09Well, yeah, we did
28:10open the ball.
28:11Yeah, yeah.
28:12Same thing on us.
28:13But listen, all right,
28:14all right, forget all that.
28:14Let's get down to business.
28:15Yeah.
28:16I'll give you $1,000
28:17for the lamp.
28:18It ain't for sale,
28:19Uncle Boss.
28:19All right, I'll give
28:20you $5,000.
28:21I'll give you $10,000.
28:22$20,000.
28:23$30,000.
28:24$30,000.
28:25$50,000.
28:26$50,000.
28:44$50,000.
28:48I got to be around here
28:49somewhere.
28:49There's a pickup.
28:51Yeah, but where?
28:59There's a pickup.
29:00$10,000.
29:01$60,000.
29:11$2,000.
29:22you guys don't want the next one closer you lay right where you are and throw them guns away as
29:39far as you can now that we got your guns and your attention why don't you tell us what's going
29:44on
29:46ain't got the foggiest idea what you're talking about look it don't look like they're gonna do
29:50much talking does it what about the snake pit snakes yeah that's a good idea yeah i bet there's
29:57a shovel and some sacks in the back of the pickup there's gotta be a couple rattlers and them rocks
30:00oh at least rattlers hey listen you fellas better talk they're serious wait a minute okay you made
30:08your point them too bad he started gushing like a couple of oil wells spilling all that they knew
30:12about hughry scam to get boss to sign over everything that he owned in hazard camp boss was getting
30:17suckered faster than a country bumpkin at a city carnival look you make it a cool one hundred
30:24thousand dollars croquis hundred thousand dollars wouldn't even buy the handle on this here lamp
30:32this is the long distance operator calling i have a call from mexico city for a mr huey hog
30:38it's for you huey hog here oh senor valdez say hello from rosco a million dollars for the lamp
30:49no you're gonna have to do better than that you don't take that call you ain't gonna sell that
30:59way up to no foreigner are you i mean it was a complete stranger to you and ain't related to
31:02you in any way shape or form like yunker boss is well maybe
31:10i can't believe boss would buy a story about a genie and a magic lamp honey when you're that greedy
31:16smart goes out the window you got him have a nice ride gentlemen yeah
31:22smart goes out the window you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window
31:24you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window
31:28you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window
31:38you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window
31:41you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window
31:43you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window
31:44you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window
31:44you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window
31:44you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window
31:45you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window
31:47you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window you got out the window
31:51you
31:53Now, Huey, now that you're real comfortable, will you please tell me what exactly you'll
32:00take for this here limb?
32:02Forget it, Uncle Boss.
32:03It would take everything you own.
32:05Oh, I...
32:06Everything?
32:08I said it once.
32:09I will not say it again.
32:12All right.
32:14What?
32:15I said it once.
32:17I can't say it again.
32:19Oh, are you sure?
32:21The whole works?
32:23The bank?
32:24The boar's nest?
32:25The house?
32:26Everything?
32:27I'm sure.
32:29Go on.
32:29Go on.
32:30Drop the transaction.
32:32Yes, sir.
32:34I'll be right back.
32:39Oh, you can't give everything away.
32:42You can't mean it.
32:43Oh, no?
32:43No.
32:44Well, of course I mean it.
32:45You do?
32:45The trouble with you, Roscoe, is you ain't got no imagination.
32:48I don't.
32:48Don't you get it?
32:49No.
32:50Once I get my hands on that limb, I'll just wish back everything I give away.
32:54Oh, that's clever.
32:55Look at you.
32:56And then...
32:57Oh, yeah.
32:58Then...
32:59I'll just wish for all the hazard counting.
33:02Yeah.
33:02And then I'll wish for all of the state.
33:04All of the state.
33:04And then...
33:05The whole country!
33:06The country?
33:07Maybe...
33:08The world.
33:09The world.
33:10Now, where would he put it?
33:13Now, if the Dukes don't get the hazard soon, they're gonna be looking through iron balls.
33:20Hello.
33:21Well, that sure didn't take you very long.
33:23Well, it doesn't take you very long to write the word everything.
33:26Oh, yeah.
33:27Everything.
33:28Everything.
33:29Give me a pen.
33:30Here, y'all.
33:31Sign right there, and you bought yourself this lamp.
33:34I'll sign.
33:35I'll sign.
33:36Give me room.
33:37Give me room.
33:37I'll reach this way.
33:39The fish is in there.
33:40Huh?
33:40I'm coming this way.
33:42Get...
33:42Get that piddly...
33:51Huey!
33:55All right, Huey, get out of there.
33:57All right.
33:59Where the heck is Huey?
34:01Your two pals told us everything, so let's not waste any time.
34:06Where's he at?
34:09He's in his uncle's office.
34:10Come on.
34:11You got one more appearance to make.
34:13Come on.
34:15There you go.
34:17Come on.
34:18Just right on over there.
34:21There you go.
34:23Come on, y'all.
34:26Just get on up the stairs there, would we now?
34:28Come on, let's go.
34:30G.
34:32D.
34:33H.
34:34With two G's.
34:35There you are.
34:36There you go.
34:39Gah!
34:40Now rub it and get...
34:42What?
34:43Wait a minute.
34:44Wait a minute.
34:44What?
34:45What?
34:45How did you do get out of jail?
34:47Oh, forget about them.
34:48Look.
34:48They got my genie and they took off the clues.
34:52Boss, your genie's a fake.
34:53She's just as phony as Huey is.
34:57Along with that magic lamp he hoodwinked you with, boss.
35:00I hope you had sense enough not to sign anything, J.D.
35:02Oh, no!
35:04What?
35:05Oh, Huey!
35:05Give me back that paper, you no good sheet in low life.
35:08I'll give you back nothing, Uncle Boss.
35:09You signed it and I got you good this time.
35:12Yeah, all right, all right.
35:13But listen, it ain't legal until it's registered at the state title office in Capital City.
35:17Trixie!
35:18Roscoe!
35:18Arrest Huey Hawk for thrones!
35:20That's right.
35:21I'm gonna cuff you and stuff you.
35:22I'm gonna grip you and whip you.
35:24You'll do nothing.
35:25And I ain't gonna do nothing.
35:26I own this town now.
35:28I'm the new commissioner.
35:29Trixie, get his gun and untie my sheriff and my deputy.
35:34You gotta be out of your mind if you think you're gonna get away with this.
35:38Who's gonna stop me now seeing that Daisy and Jessie will be doing some time in jail for assaulting my
35:42two peace officers and you and Bo for breaking probation?
35:46Breaking probation?
35:47We didn't break no probation.
35:49Oh, no, consorting with Uncle Boss and Roscoe who are dealing with counterfeit money.
35:53Wait a minute!
35:54You mean all this money is counterfeit?
35:55You think I'd trust you, Uncle Boss, with real money?
35:57You mean my golden dragoons aren't, they ain't worth nothing?
36:00No, I'm going to Capital City with this.
36:03And when I get back, I'll own all of Hazard County.
36:06Hey, you know what to do with them and I'll see you later.
36:10Wait a minute!
36:11Wait a minute!
36:11Wait a minute here!
36:12Don't put your...
36:13None of the work just, will you?
36:14Wait a minute.
36:15Let's go.
36:16Hey, listen, you know I'm serious.
36:17Oh-hooo!
36:18Don't count!
36:24You know what we're doing.
36:41Don't count!
36:45Don't count!
36:46Don't count!
36:47Don't count!
36:47Don't count!
36:48Don't count!
36:48Stay in here together, get in line.
36:50Come on, come on.
36:51Come on.
36:52Come on.
36:56Come on.
36:58Not you, Bo.
36:59Nice work, Daisy.
37:00You got her under control?
37:01Yeah.
37:02Y'all go catch Huey, huh?
37:03All right.
37:05All right, no fun at me.
37:06Let's get in there.
37:07I mean, now.
37:07Move.
37:08Come on, you get in there.
37:09Come on, you get in there.
37:11Come on, you get in there.
37:15Now, let me tell you, I don't really clutch up
37:18until Daisy gets in trouble.
37:23Oh, wait a minute.
37:24Hold it.
37:25Daisy, give it to him.
37:26Get her.
37:27Get her.
37:28All right, now, Daisy.
37:29It's your turn.
37:32Oh, Daisy.
37:34Don't let him do it.
37:35Wait a minute.
37:38Daisy, you're making a big mistake, you little heifer.
37:41Listen.
37:42Go.
37:54Where are the keys?
37:56Ah, shoot.
37:57Come on.
38:12Sorry, Uncle Jesse.
38:13Daisy, you did good.
38:15At least now, maybe Bo and Luke can catch up with Huey.
38:22Be careful now.
38:23These people are in here.
38:24Yeah, I see it.
38:25Hang on.
38:33Watch the letter.
38:34I'm going right through.
38:41Even if this is one time that Boss and Roscoe might want to pitch in
38:44and help the dudes, they couldn't if they wanted to.
38:47Oh, little fat buddy.
38:48Oh, yeah?
38:49Well, it's all because of you and your dumb fury, Phil.
38:51Hey, J.D., don't blame Roscoe.
38:54It's your greed that got us into this thing.
38:57What we got to do is quit blaming each other
38:59and find a way out of here.
39:06They're sure hanging in there.
39:08It's getting us like flies on a pest strip.
39:13They're shooting at us.
39:14They expect me to do, co-darts.
39:17Get me closer.
39:18Hang on.
39:19Hang on.
39:32Go for the tires.
39:39Whoa.
39:48All right.
39:50Hey, you were right.
39:52All right.
39:55Now, them fellers has their faults,
39:57but they are colorful.
39:59I'm never riding with you again.
40:05Great.
40:06That was a lot of fun,
40:07but Huey's probably halfway to Capitol City
40:08with them papers by now.
40:10If we could cross Willow Creek,
40:11we could probably cut them off.
40:13It's worth a try.
40:14Hang on.
40:15Hang on.
40:43Now,
40:43Bo was right.
40:44Huey was about halfway to Capitol City.
40:48Well, and Luke was right, too,
40:50taking the shortcuts that he was taking.
41:04There he is.
41:15There he is.
41:16He sure is.
41:36Hey, Luke, he's going up Conn Road.
41:38Why?
41:38So it is.
41:39I guess he'll know no better.
41:47You better stop him, you know that road.
41:49Yeah, I know.
41:50You see, Huey don't know that there ain't no road at the end of the road.
41:54But he does now.
42:05Help!
42:07Help!
42:09Help!
42:10Huey!
42:11Huey, stay right there, don't move!
42:15Help!
42:16Well, it was a long way down, and the Dukes was racing against time, and a gust of wind
42:21that could tip that van right over the side.
42:23I'll give you anything, boys.
42:24The genie, the money, the van, my boys.
42:29No!
42:29It isn't anything.
42:31What do you want?
42:33I can't fly.
42:34We're going to have to tie it off to somebody.
42:35All right.
42:35General Lee, we've got some rope in the back.
42:36We've got some rope in the back.
42:37All right, I'll hold on to him.
42:38Huey, calm down.
42:39Don't worry about it.
42:40It's easy.
42:41Huey?
42:42Huey, lead back.
42:43Huey.
42:43I thought it was too young to die.
42:45You better hurry.
42:47Get help.
42:48Oh, I know this is the end for me.
42:51Go, let me go.
42:52I'm too young.
42:54All right, get in there.
42:57Uh, come on.
42:59I'll give you anything you want.
43:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
43:03This thing's too heavy, it's going to fall.
43:04Now, Luke's going to try with the general.
43:06I know it is.
43:07Ah, pull on it.
43:08We'll put you back.
43:09Oh, oh, oh.
43:12Oh.
43:16It ain't moving.
43:18Oh, oh.
43:24Please.
43:25Get me, get me, will you?
43:27We're going to have to go in after him.
43:29Hang on, Bo.
43:30Oh, help me.
43:32I don't want the young to die.
43:38Huey, come on, let's go.
43:40That rope's starting to go.
43:41Hey, help me.
43:43Come on.
43:46Come on, Huey, dang it all.
43:51Here, Luke, give me your hand.
43:59Whoa.
44:12Oh, that was close.
44:17Close enough.
44:19You all right?
44:22Come on.
44:23We got business to finish with you.
44:24Well, all's well that ends well.
44:27The Duke's got Huey and that letter Boss had signed back to Hazard.
44:31Huey, hog.
44:32Even though you just see me think the Duke's for saving your life,
44:34that don't mean I ever want to see your scheming, smirking face in Hazard ever again.
44:38Now, Enos here is going to escort you and their gang of yours to the county line.
44:42Go on, do it, do it, do it.
44:44And when you get there, I want you to take off.
44:47I don't want you to set foot in Hazard County ever again.
44:50And this time, I mean it.
44:51Oh, I just feel lucky, Uncle Boss, you didn't throw me in jail.
44:53I just feel so grateful.
44:55Grateful, grateful, grateful.
44:57Don't be grateful.
44:59Just be gone.
44:59Huey was sent packing without charges being pressed,
45:03Boss being ashamed to let anybody know what a dang fool he had been
45:06believing in genies and Aladdin's lamp.
45:09Well, Jesse, I'm sorry all this happened.
45:13It was all mine after this one.
45:14Don't you know?
45:15It was just one other little item.
45:16Of course, the Dukes knew,
45:17and they insisted that to keep their lips sealed,
45:20Boss would have to make a sizable donation to the Hazard orphanage.
45:25Anyhow, what you doing?
45:26Give that little rub.
45:27Well, this thing don't mean nothing now.
45:29Wait a minute.
45:32Oh, no.
45:33Oh.
45:34Oh.
45:37Well, in Hazard County,
45:39you never know.
46:21You, you, you, you, you.
46:24You, you, you.
46:25You.
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