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00:01On the Dukes.
00:03Oh, Boss, can I get you anything?
00:06When Boss Hogg faces an escaped convict who's looking to settle an old grudge,
00:11the Dukes jump into action to help.
00:19You know I'd move a mountain right now to get him back to you.
00:23Freeze it! Freeze!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get him, but the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:03The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:26Yee-haw!
01:43Now some folks think it's just because you always see the Duke boys tearing around Hazard in the general, that
01:49they never do any work.
01:51Well, they do.
01:53They just don't punch nobody's clock but their own.
02:00Lost sheep to Shepard
02:01Lost sheep to Shepard, you got your ears on, come back
02:06Shepard, you out there?
02:07Now for all you late comers, Shepard is the one in the red hat
02:11Keep it, keep it.
02:12That's the way, that's the way
02:13That's the way
02:14That's the way
02:15Help me
02:16Lost sheep to Shepard, please come in
02:18Whoa!
02:25You get too excited
02:28Hey, lost sheep, this is Shepard
02:30Uncle Shepard
02:31Uncle Shepard, we just want to let you know we're headed down to the general store to pick up a
02:33new roll of screen
02:35Oh, that's good, that's good
02:37Homer's saving his last roll for us
02:39All right, that's big ten-four
02:40Say what you doing, Uncle Shepard?
02:42Oh, me and Maudine was, uh, hauling firewood up out of the bottom
02:46Well, what are you using Maudine for? Why don't you just use a pickup?
02:48Well, you be quiet, Maudine's standing right here, she might hear you
02:52We'd break her heart if she wasn't to help me get up the firewood
02:56And you boys, uh, have a beer for me
02:59I said, for me, not on me
03:02Yes, sir, Uncle Shepard, this is lost sheep, we're clear
03:06Oh, I tell you
03:09Now, while the boys were heading for the store, a stranger was walking down the road
03:13And when somebody's walking in Hazard County, it means that their car's dead, their mules died, or they got trouble
03:21Who's that up there?
03:22I don't know, I might as well stop and see
03:24He needs a ride
03:27Hey!
03:28Howdy!
03:29Going into Hazard?
03:30Yeah
03:31Yeah, we gotta pick up some screen
03:33They say you need a lift?
03:35Yeah
03:35Things are definitely off to a bad start
03:39Bad news! Bad news!
03:42Oh, boss! Digger Jackson escapes!
03:45Huh? Did you hear me?
03:46Yeah, I can hear you! The dead folks in the cemetery can't hear you!
03:50What'd you say?
03:51Digger Jackson escapes!
03:53Digger Jackson escapes!
03:54Digger Jackson escapes!
03:54I said that!
03:56Wasn't he the man that you sent away to the hoose gal, and he said when he got out he
04:00was gonna come back here and blow a hole through you big enough to drive a tractor through?
04:03Uh-uh!
04:05A truck!
04:06A truck!
04:07A truck!
04:07I knew it was a big vehicle
04:09Roscoe!
04:10I want you to get right on that phone there and call the FBI, the state guard, the militia, the
04:16army, the navy!
04:17But, but...
04:17I ain't got time for your butts!
04:19Roscoe!
04:20What?
04:20There's a gunman waiting out there!
04:22To blow a hole in me big enough to drive a tractor through!
04:25No, that's a truck!
04:26I don't care what it is! Get on that phone!
04:28Yes, well, listen, I already called the marshal and he's gonna send some men!
04:32All right, all right, then we're in Tarnation Aussie!
04:35They're over at Central City!
04:36Central City?
04:37Yes!
04:37The marshal thought that maybe Jackson would go over there because he's got friends over there!
04:41You mean the marshal sent all his men to Central City?
04:44Sent them all!
04:45But listen, don't you worry, fat little buddy, because you got us to protect you!
04:50Us?
04:50Yes!
04:51Uh, Cletus and me!
04:53Uh, Hazard's finest!
04:54Two men strong!
04:56And a dog!
04:59Two men and a dog?
05:05Excuse me, uh, I don't suppose we could talk about this for a while, couldn't we?
05:09No way!
05:10I got an appointment, it's been waiting 10 years!
05:26If you were sitting there, would you knock the gun out of his hand?
05:28I would have tried something!
05:30What are you doing?
05:30Now, we're trying to get this game, huh?
05:33Oh!
05:44Now, Homer Griggs, the clerk of the general store, is a trustin' old soul.
05:49He don't even keep his eye on the door.
05:51Mm-hmm.
05:55Mm-hmm.
05:57Mm-hmm.
05:58Mm-hmm.
06:00Mm-hmm.
06:00Mm-hmm.
06:00Mm-hmm.
06:01Mm-hmm.
06:02Bo!
06:03Luke!
06:03Is that you?
06:04I'll be right out.
06:06You're coming to pick up your screen?
06:10Hey, Bo!
06:12Luke!
06:13What's going on?
06:16Hey, open this door!
06:18Hey, what's out there?
06:20Open this door!
06:21Hey, what's out there?
06:25Come on, you kids, stop playing around.
06:27I've got work to do.
06:28Open this door, Luke!
06:30Whoa!
06:32Who's out there?
06:33Come on, open this door!
06:35I'm playing around!
06:41I'll be doggone Duke boys.
06:44It didn't even take a screen wire.
06:48Hey!
06:49Hey!
06:50It looks like old Hobie!
06:53Hobie!
06:54Hobie!
06:56Hobie!
06:57Hobie!
06:58Hobie!
06:59Come on!
06:59Hobie!
07:01Hobie!
07:02Hey!
07:03How you doing?
07:04Hobie!
07:04Hobie, come on!
07:04How you doing?
07:09How's your Uncle Lester and your, uh, cousin Pansy?
07:13Nice to know you never change, Hobie.
07:16Uncle Jesse and Daisy are just fine.
07:17We need to lift into Hazard.
07:19Well, I'm afraid that is out of my way.
07:22I'm going to Hazard.
07:24Oh, well, uh...
07:26Well, all right, Hobie, then you get us to Hazard,
07:29and we'll take it from there.
07:30Yeah.
07:30Would you like...
07:31Would you care?
07:32I would like...
07:34Uh, have some muscadine wine.
07:37No, no thanks, Hobie.
07:39Look, we're in kind of a hurry, all right?
07:40I know, I know.
07:41Why do you think I'm doing 60?
07:44Uh, Hobie, Hobie, listen, uh...
07:46Why don't you do me a favor?
07:47Why don't you take your bottle,
07:48and you can crawl in the back seat,
07:49and let Luke drive us into Hazard.
07:50Yeah, I can drive.
07:51Oh, no, no.
07:52I...
07:53I got you this far.
07:54I will take you the rest of the way.
07:57Yeah.
07:58Okay.
07:59All right.
08:02All right.
08:03There you go.
08:05There you go.
08:06You only started once, Hobie.
08:07Hobie!
08:08Hobie!
08:09Hobie!
08:09Hobie!
08:10Hobie!
08:11Hobie!
08:12Hobie!
08:13Hobie!
08:14Hobie!
08:16Hobie!
08:16Listen, nothing to be afraid of.
08:18Now, I got everything piled against the doors.
08:20Ain't nothing can come through there.
08:22Uh, listen, uh, uh, you're as snug as a bug in a rug.
08:28I am, huh?
08:29Yeah.
08:29Well, a bug don't have a killer like Digger Jackson I was looking for.
08:34I mean, that man's got a mean grudge streak in him a mile long and ten miles wide.
08:40You know, I can't understand that.
08:41All you did was send him up ten years for running illegal shine.
08:45I don't think you have anything to worry about.
08:47Maybe he's miles and miles from here.
08:49Maybe not.
08:51Oh, we did ya.
08:53We did ya.
08:54Oh, we did ya.
08:56Oh, we did ya.
09:01Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane here.
09:03Hello, Sheriff.
09:04This is Homer Griggs.
09:06Over at the general store.
09:07The Duke boys just robbed me.
09:09Picked me clean as a chicken.
09:11The Duke boys?
09:12Homer, are you sure it was the Duke boys?
09:14I saw the General Lee drive off just now, didn't I?
09:17Well, uh, listen.
09:18Uh, listen.
09:18Uh, get your nerves together, Homer.
09:20And, uh, uh, make out a list of all the things that Duke boys stole.
09:24And I'll have them cuffed and stuffed before sundown.
09:29I tell you something.
09:30This is my day.
09:31This is my day.
09:32You know, there's nothing like starting the day with a good armed robbery.
09:35Hey?
09:36Roscoe!
09:36Roscoe!
09:37Roscoe!
09:37Don't you dare touch any of that furniture.
09:39Uh, Bosch, the Dukes, they committed armed robbery against the general store.
09:44Yeah?
09:44And there's a killer on the loose out there looking to do me in.
09:47So you just get Cletus to pick up them Duke boys.
09:50Oh, you're gonna stand guard right here.
09:52Oh, right.
09:55Oh, Shenandoah, I'd love to hear you.
09:59Away, you rolling river.
10:03Cletus, uh, this is Roscoe B. Coldrain.
10:05You got your ears on?
10:05Yes, sir.
10:06This is Cletus right here, sir.
10:07Uh, Cletus, I want you to put out an APB on the Duke boys.
10:11I want to get them for armed robbery of the general store.
10:14Come back.
10:15Buzz is on a bus.
10:16Armed robbery, Sheriff?
10:18I mean, I don't mean to quibble with you, but you know Bo and Luke don't carry guns.
10:23He's got a point, boss.
10:24You see, Dukes don't carry guns.
10:25Well, then get them for unarmed robbery, knucklehead.
10:29Cletus, then get them for unarmed robbery, you knucklehead.
10:32Do I have to tell you everything?
10:34I'm gone.
10:34Roger, turtle brain.
10:37Good to tell you.
10:38I love it.
10:39I love it.
10:41Moscow stand guard.
10:42Stand in guard.
10:44Stand in guard.
10:47Come on, let me take a thing.
10:48Why don't you just let Luke drive till we get to town?
10:50Are you sure you want to drive?
10:51Hey, I'm sure.
10:52I'm really sure.
10:54Well, all right.
10:56That one's all yours.
10:58Hold me.
10:59I got it.
11:00I got this.
11:01I got this.
11:02Come here, hold me.
11:03Hold me.
11:14In the back.
11:15I need to get a rest of my overalls.
11:22Oh, no, no thank you, Obie.
11:33Luke, you got any idea at all what's going on?
11:35Well, from the looks of things, I'd swear that was Cletus back there chasing us.
11:45Maude, will you quit horsing around?
11:47Now, come on.
11:49Oh, oh, oh, that looks larrippin' good, isn't it?
11:52You gonna get the other one?
11:53Oh, that's mine, that's, oh, that's, oh, he's all good.
11:58Can't wait to chomp on that.
12:03This is Deputy Cletus Hall calling Sheriff Coltrane, come on.
12:06Have you apprehended those Duke boys yet?
12:08No, sir, not yet, but I got a drunk driver in my sights.
12:12Cletus, never mind a drunk driver.
12:13I haven't got time for such picky-yume things as that.
12:16The Duke boys done committed armed robbery.
12:18Now, go get them.
12:19Oh, don't worry, Sheriff.
12:20I'll nail this intoxicated driver in two shakes of a sheep's tail, and I'll get back to looking for Bo
12:25and Luke.
12:25Over.
12:26Cletus, read my lips.
12:30Get the Duke boys first, you dipstick.
12:34I'm gone.
12:36Now, you talk about the Duke bad luck.
12:38First, the Duke's car's stolen.
12:40They get blamed for a robbery that they didn't do.
12:43They catch a ride with a drunk, Hobie.
12:45And his car couldn't even outrun Cleet.
12:47Ain't no way we're going to outrun him in this thing.
12:51Well, that kind of luck.
12:52Ain't you glad the Duke ain't president?
13:09All right, mister.
13:12Mister?
13:15Mister, step out of that car.
13:17You're under arrest for driving on the influence of alcohol.
13:19I wasn't driving, officer.
13:21I was in the back seat.
13:25Well, you're the only one in the car.
13:29I am.
13:34While Cletus is carting old Hobie off to jail,
13:37this deserted farmhouse is getting a new tenant.
13:53Oh!
13:54What?
13:55I've got a ping.
13:56Where?
13:56Right here.
13:58Well, it couldn't be a hunger ping because you ate my lunch.
14:01It's probably because your wallet's too tight.
14:04Just please.
14:05Oh, yeah, well, it...
14:09I love it, I love it, I love it, I love this game.
14:11We interrupt this program for a special bulletin.
14:14Over in Hazard County, escaped convict Digger Jackson is still at large.
14:18Jackson, a three-time loser, is believed to be armed and very dangerous,
14:21especially to boss Jefferson Davis Hogg,
14:23against who he has sworn mortal revenge.
14:26Folks in Hazard County are asked to keep their eyes peeled for this dangerous criminal,
14:29but he's still on the loose.
14:34Did Digger Jackson really threaten to kill boss Uncle Jesse?
14:37He sure did.
14:38I remember he stood up in court and he says,
14:41J.D. Hogg, I get out of this prison,
14:43I'm going to blow a hole in you big enough to drive a truck.
14:47Who was a detractor?
14:49Uh-huh.
14:49Hate to be in old J.D. Hogg's shoes right about now.
14:52J.D.'s shoes?
14:53How about us?
14:54We're wanted for armed robbery, ain't we?
14:56I was the betting kind.
14:58I bet Digger Jackson stole the general and robbed the store.
15:01That's pretty much what I figure.
15:03If we find a general, then we can clear ourselves.
15:05Luke, get serious.
15:06How are you going to go looking for the general without Roscoe spotting you?
15:08We ain't going to go looking for the general.
15:11Cooter and Uncle Jesse are.
15:12That's right.
15:13You two won't cause no notice if you're looking around.
15:15Yeah, the general's got new dirt boots on and they ought to track easy.
15:18Well, I'm a game if you are, Cooter.
15:20Let's make tracks to find tracks.
15:22What are you boys going to do?
15:25Well, we're going to jail.
15:26What?
15:28Yeah, Hobie's in there.
15:29Now, see if we can get him to vouch that we was with him, we couldn't have committed the robbery.
15:32Shoot, that ought to be a lot of fun.
15:34We ain't broke into jail in two, three months.
15:38Open that door and I'll shoot.
15:40Daddy, it's Lulu.
15:41Lulu?
15:43General Campbell.
15:44Roscoe said you weren't in a lot of trouble.
15:46I sure am.
15:48What are you doing, Sugar?
15:50That's craziness.
15:52A man can't hide under the pool table of life forever.
15:56I mean, there comes a time when he's going to stand up, take his cue and sink that eight ball.
16:01Unless he wants to get dumped in the side pocket himself.
16:24I'm going to give you some of my grateful constituents a chance to show me their gratitude.
16:31How are you going to do that?
16:32By deputizing them.
16:34It's their right and privilege to protect the man who's done so much for this county.
16:39Sugar, you know how people are.
16:41They don't want none of your troubles.
16:42After all I've done for them, they'd never turn their backs on me.
16:56While old boss tried to draft some bodyguards, Jesse and Cuda were looking for tracks of the General Lee.
17:05And the boys were about to visit their only witness.
17:08Those cars gone.
17:08The town drunk.
17:18Hey, it's a shepherd calling Crazy Cooter.
17:20Crazy Cooter, you got your ears on.
17:24Got my ears on, Uncle Jesse.
17:25Crazy Cooter coming back at you.
17:27How you doing?
17:28Uncle Jesse, I seen skunk tracks, possum tracks, coon tracks, buzzer tracks.
17:33I ain't seen some deer tracks, but I ain't seen hiding their hair at a General Lee.
17:37It's been the same here.
17:38Hope the boys are having better luck with that Hobie character.
17:41All right, Hobie.
17:44Wake up.
17:48Why is that what I said?
17:49No water.
17:51Keep an eye out of your window.
17:53Hobie, look.
17:54Come here a minute.
17:55Yeah?
17:55Oh, hey, remember me?
17:57Hello, Flash.
17:58How are you, darling?
17:59I hate to move you, but I got work to do here, darling.
18:03Oh, look, you gotta remember, it's important, all right?
18:06Come on, walk with me.
18:07Come on.
18:08Now, look, we're the guys you gave a ride to, you remember?
18:11Remember the ride?
18:13Hang on.
18:13Hold on.
18:14Okay, I gotcha.
18:16Oh, now, now, now, now, now, boss.
18:19You can't let me down now.
18:21I mean, why, helping me is your bounding duty.
18:25So's living, boss.
18:27Now, that Digger Jackson, he's a mean sucker.
18:29You better call the militia.
18:31Well, wait a minute.
18:32Don't walk out on me like this.
18:34Fred, Smiley, Deke, Deke Haskell, tell me, who loans you the money to buy that little bluebell
18:42semi-automatic front-loading battery-operated washing machine?
18:46Well, you did, boss.
18:48All right.
18:49But you charged me 50% interest compounded.
18:52Yeah, but so what?
18:54Ow!
18:56Oh, boss.
18:57You don't loan him anymore.
18:58Oh, boss.
19:00Can I get you anything?
19:02Yeah, give me something that fizzes and plops.
19:05I got a burden inside.
19:07Oh, I know.
19:09Don't you worry about it, little fat buddy, as long as I've got this here six-gun.
19:15Six-gun?
19:16Yeah.
19:16Well, you get over to the jailhouse and give me something bigger than that.
19:19What?
19:19Well, like a 105 Howitzer, a bazooka, an anti-tank weapon.
19:23Oh, maybe something with cannonballs.
19:25Get there, too.
19:26Anything to give me better arms.
19:28I'm gone.
19:31I'm on my own now.
19:45Who are we?
19:46Yeah.
19:47Homer and Jethro.
19:49Homer and Jethro.
19:51Hobie.
19:53Hey, Luke.
19:55Luke Roscoe's out there.
19:57I think we best get out of here.
19:59We're going to stay in here with Hobie permanent.
20:01Okay, Hobie, now turn around.
20:02Okay.
20:03Now, listen close.
20:04Now, take a couple of steps straight ahead.
20:06Okay.
20:07Now, turn around.
20:08All right?
20:10You're on your own.
20:12Go ahead.
20:18Freeze.
20:20Freeze.
20:21Freeze.
20:22Don't you so much as move an eyeball, I'll get you cuffed.
20:25All right, Roscoe, but I'm mighty surprised at you.
20:27You know, Boss Hogg don't like nobody standing on his grass.
20:30Well, let's just...
20:36Mel, when I said freeze, just get your...
20:39Keep your hands down, will you?
20:40Get your...
20:42Oh, right.
20:45You got my best luck.
20:50Get your...
20:52Give me...
20:57Get your...
21:27Oh!
21:30You know what?
21:31While Rosper's having a wild goose chase,
21:35old boss is a sitting duck.
21:37Fellas, my heart goes out to J.C.
21:39He's the tough spot.
21:41Now, that digger's mean.
21:43He's tough.
21:44Of course, he don't scare me in it.
21:46See, a man's got to protect his own.
21:50I'm going home and protect mine right now.
22:10You sure you don't want a damp towel for your face?
22:13Uh-oh.
22:13But, honey, you know how it helps when you get the nerves.
22:16Yeah, nothing can help me now.
22:21Oh!
22:29It's been a long time, ain't it, Hog?
22:32I told you I'd come back and get you, didn't I?
22:36Get up.
22:37Get up!
22:42I'll see you wearing a gun.
22:45Draw.
22:49Draw!
22:54That's good.
22:56Because you're worth more to me alive than you are dead.
23:00If y'all want to see this fat face alive again,
23:03you better get your hands on some money.
23:05I'm talking about some big money.
23:08$100,000, and I want it by tomorrow noon.
23:11And there's an old holla tree out here
23:13where Route 4 meets the highway.
23:16Now, you leave it there.
23:18And don't you bother trying to get no help,
23:20because if you do,
23:22there ain't gonna be no tomorrow.
23:30Oh!
23:32Oh!
23:37Oh!
23:39Oh!
23:46Oh!
23:47No, no, no.
23:59I got you now.
24:01Oh, I love it.
24:01I love it.
24:15Bro, he's gaming on us.
24:16I know it.
24:18You know, I'm thinking if I can get that delivery truck between him and us, we'll be home free.
24:22That's right.
24:27All right, you just go ahead and pull it over.
24:29If you're sure it won't be going to be in it, I want you to pull it over.
24:33If you don't pull it over, I'll shoot out of your left-hand tire.
24:36Stand on it.
24:37Oh, you know, Roscoe, when he starts shooting.
24:39I don't know what's...
24:40Listen, I'm warning you.
24:43I'm warning you.
24:55I got it.
24:56I got it.
24:57I can't...
24:58I won't be here.
24:59Hey, look out, folks.
25:01I figure there ain't no place to go but up.
25:14How'd you explain this today?
25:16Uh, I thought so.
25:18Come on, let's get out of here.
25:22Freeze it!
25:23Freeze!
25:24Freeze it right there.
25:25I got you this time.
25:27Could you just...
25:27Here.
25:28Hey, these cuffs.
25:29Now, you put them on.
25:30Are you kidding?
25:31Put them on.
25:31I'm serious now.
25:32Just put them on there.
25:33I ain't gonna mess with you.
25:34Roscoe...
25:34I finally got you, didn't I?
25:36All right, come up here.
25:37Get those cuffs on.
25:39All right.
25:40Just get them on there.
25:42I knew I'd get you.
25:43I knew it.
25:44Get up here.
25:45Get up.
25:45Roscoe, you...
25:46You just listened to us a minute.
25:48Will you hush?
25:49Roscoe, we did not rob that general store.
25:51Now, look.
25:52A guy hijacked a general.
25:53He figure it's Digger Jackson.
25:55I bet you anything it was him that robbed his store, too.
25:57Oh, sure.
25:58And my mother's Jeb Stewart.
26:00Roscoe, we're sorry to hear about that.
26:02We really are, but you've got to take these handcuffs off.
26:03Don't come so close.
26:05Roscoe, now look out behind you.
26:06Oh, you think I'm gonna fall?
26:09Roscoe, Roscoe!
26:12Roscoe, you all right?
26:13Get you.
26:14Freeze!
26:16Freeze!
26:18Freeze!
26:19You guys ever did like three hands on a steering wheel?
26:21Well, I'd drive, but you'd have to run alongside them.
26:24I'll drive.
26:25All right, I'm ready.
26:27I hear you, Roscoe.
26:28Come back here.
26:29Help me.
26:30I'm sure you think I'm...
26:31Come here.
26:32Where'd you get...
26:33Hey, dipstick, come down here.
26:40Where are we headed, anyway?
26:42Maybe on your last ride, Hogg.
26:44Your friends don't show up with that hundred grand.
26:46You won't have to remember how to get back.
26:49Yeah, well, I never did have much of a sense of direction, anyhow.
26:53Yeah.
26:54I'll tell them to put that on your tombstone.
26:56Oh, thanks.
26:57That's mighty considerate of you.
27:05Hold on, Hogg.
27:07Yeah?
27:07It's gonna get rough.
27:08I don't...
27:09I don't want to lose you.
27:15I don't know if it's possible to get a car in this place where I don't know where I am.
27:23Who's that boss Hogg think he is riding around in that big white car?
27:27Now, what did he ever do for you?
27:29I say good riddance to him.
27:41I say good riddance to him.
27:57I say good riddance to him.
27:59Well, that JD Hogg is dead plenty to everybody in this community.
28:04Anybody knows he's no...
28:08Hey, you sure?
28:09What?
28:09Any word on boss?
28:11Is Lulu gonna buy him back?
28:13Will you hush?
28:14Excuse me, ladies.
28:16Listen.
28:16I just heard about it myself.
28:18So just hush.
28:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:25Keep an eye peeled.
28:26Ruska's probably got this place staked out.
28:37You don't know what this is all about?
28:39Well, I'll tell you what it's all about.
28:44You sent me up for 10 years, Hogg.
28:47You know that?
28:48That's right.
28:50You know, back when I was in the moonshine business,
28:53I figured I made about 10 grand a year.
28:56So that means that you cheated me.
28:58Out of about $100,000.
29:02And that's what your old lady...
29:05And this town's gonna pay...
29:07If they ever wanna see you alive again.
29:09Yeah, but them folks will never be able to raise that kind of money.
29:13So what's gonna happen then?
29:14That's for me to know and you to find out.
29:16Look, look, look.
29:17I got $100,000.
29:18Only it's here, back in town.
29:20So why don't you just let me go and I'll get it?
29:22What do you take me for, a hollyhead?
29:26I'll let you go get it, huh?
29:27Oh, yeah, well, I'm the only one who knows where it's hid at.
29:31Are you trying to tell me, your old lady?
29:35I don't know where that money is.
29:36Is that what you're saying?
29:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:38I'll tell you something, Hogg.
29:40You got it tomorrow noon.
29:43You got it tomorrow noon.
29:46And that's it!
29:50Well, in that case, what's for dinner?
29:54I've been trying to get the money, but I can't.
29:57I can't find it.
29:58Well, listen, big sis, don't get yourself in an uproar.
30:01Now, there's nothing they're gonna do to that little boss, Hogg.
30:04That's right.
30:05He's a good man.
30:08Yeah, he's a good, well, he, well, let's face it.
30:12Every dog gets a little mange now and then, but I mean, look how he's treated me.
30:16Just wonderful, an equal partner.
30:18I mean, he pays off 10% just like that.
30:23He's giving you 10%?
30:24Yeah, he just, he...
30:27Oh!
30:28This is something I said.
30:31That just proves what a saint he is.
30:34Oh.
30:3410%?
30:36That man was generous to fault.
30:45All right.
30:47I can't hardly believe that Digger carted Boss off in broad daylight like that.
30:51You mean to tell me nobody even trying to help him out, Daisy?
30:53Not as so.
30:54Luke, that's ridiculous.
30:55I know people don't like Boss Hogg none, but it just doesn't make sense.
30:58Now, Bo, will you just hold still?
31:00Here we go.
31:02Ready.
31:03There.
31:04Whoo!
31:05Well, that feels a whole lot better, thank you.
31:08If we could find the general, we'd say three hides at once.
31:11What do you mean?
31:13Me and Bo, and now Boss Hogg.
31:16Yeah, well, Cooter and me, we looked everywhere a car could go.
31:20Yeah, I know.
31:21It's strange.
31:24You know, it seems like the ground just kinda opened and swallowed the general clean up.
31:28Maybe that's what it did.
31:30I mean, maybe the general's somewhere where it appears like it's swallowed up.
31:35You see, Cooter and me, we only looked where a car could go.
31:38We didn't look where some idiot might take a car.
31:41Vickery Canyon.
31:42Shoot, if they put the general in there, he must have taken a heck of a beat in getting
31:45in there.
31:46It's worth a look.
31:47Why don't you take the Dixie?
31:48She'll handle rough terrain.
31:50She'd be great, but we need more than one vehicle.
31:52We're gonna have to split up once we get inside.
31:54Whatever else we find, we gotta make sure it'll be able to go off-road.
31:59Well, we could always get us three of the original off-road vehicles.
32:08One thing about Hazard, even doing a tough job is sometimes more fun.
32:16And you look good doing it.
32:19I've been to the bank and the house and all over and...
32:22Well, that's why I can't raise the money, Jess.
32:24It's empty.
32:25Well, we both know that J.D.'s got enough money to pay Digger $100,000 and then some.
32:30Sure, but I can't get my hands on it.
32:33It keeps us safe empty so nobody can rob.
32:36Oh, Jesse, what are we gonna do?
32:38We don't have much time.
33:03Look, I tell you, I think we should have brought parachutes instead of saddlebags.
33:06Yeah, well, as soon as we get across that ravine, it's downhill all the way, fellas.
33:10Yep.
33:11Yeah.
33:22Thank you, dear.
33:25Now, don't that be it all.
33:26Looks like Hazard County's chipping in to get old boss back.
33:29I bet if the devil was Hazard, they'd give him a helping hand.
33:35You know what it is?
33:37It's a tribute.
33:38That's what it is.
33:39Yeah.
33:39Yeah, a tribute to our cleater, Cousin Boss.
33:42Yeah.
33:48Chicka Bitty always brought out the best in folks.
33:51Yeah.
33:52Their money.
34:13Y'all, that old bridge is up ahead.
34:23Yeah.
34:26The bridge has changed since we've seen it last.
34:29Yeah, we haven't been up here since we were kids.
34:31Well, it's your bright idea this time, Luke.
34:34Hey, there's no use moaning about it.
34:35We'll just have to go the other way.
34:37Yeah?
34:37Come on.
34:38Daisy, come on back here.
34:39Get back here, will you?
34:49Now, I don't know about y'all, but I believe I'd wade across.
35:01Ain't that Daisy something?
35:03Well, come on, fellas.
35:05Time's running out.
35:06Come on.
35:07All right, Crackers.
35:07Looks like there's room for two more back there.
35:09Come on.
35:10Come on.
35:15Good luck, Luke.
35:18Woo-hoo!
35:19Yee-haw!
35:20Come on, Forty.
35:28Yee-haw!
35:30Come on, Forty.
35:31All right, now let's make some time.
35:33Come on.
35:33Yeah.
35:36See, that was good.
35:37Could I have another piece of that?
35:43Yeah.
35:46You know something, Hog?
35:48Underestimate you.
35:50You got more money than I thought.
35:52Out of the ante.
35:53Well, just name it.
35:54Whatever you want.
35:54And then you let my other arm loose, and I'll go get it.
35:57I don't want to hear no more about how your old lady don't know where that money is.
36:00Yeah, but it's the gospel.
36:01I swear.
36:03You don't know my Lulu.
36:06That's 250 pounds on the hoof to feed.
36:09And if she knew where all my money is hit, it'd be 500 pounds to feed.
36:13Oh, that's the truth.
36:15Mmm.
36:16She likes sweets so much.
36:18The chocolate people named her Woman of the Year.
36:27Woman of the Year.
36:29Oh, you killed me.
36:37Maybe it's the other way around.
36:45Say, I got all greasy and stinky from that stuff.
36:48Uh, could you please give me a damn cloth or something to freshen up?
36:54Sure.
36:56I'll get you a cloth.
37:17I'm sorry, Lulu.
37:19I mean, everybody tried real hard, but...
37:23It just wasn't enough money or enough time.
37:26I know.
37:28And I want to thank you all for trying.
37:31Everybody knows me and J.D., we didn't see eye to eye on a lot of things, but...
37:35Well, I want you to know I'd move a mountain right now to get him back to you.
37:39Oh, Jesse, that's not right human of you.
37:41What, now, Lulu, don't give up now.
37:46Them kids of mine is out there, and they's a lookin' for him, and they don't give up easy.
37:54Despite what my chicky-pitty says, I always knew you was a good man, Jesse.
38:01Well...
38:03You're strong, too.
38:05Yeah.
38:06Well, Hogg, you finished freshening up?
38:09Yeah, I'm all done with my hen, but...
38:11They're still my feast, and I got a load of there.
38:14Hurry it up. I don't like you untied like that.
38:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:20Just like Luke planned, the Duke split up to cover more territory.
38:25They're sure workin' hard to save a man that gives them nothin' but trouble.
38:31Bo, Daisy, this here's Luke. Can you read me?
38:34Yeah, go ahead. Read you, cousin.
38:36Loud and clear, Luke.
38:37Any sign of the general?
38:39Well, that's a big negatory here.
38:41There's nothin' here, Luke.
38:43We better keep movin'.
38:44Boss can't have too much time left now.
38:46Yeah, you got it.
38:48Yeah, that's a big ten-four.
38:49Yeah, here, here, there. It's a rescue 40.
38:52They're comin' up here to save my miserable height.
38:54To save my life.
38:56Simmer down, Hogg.
38:58This old Webster place is so well hid, they wouldn't find it in a month of Sundays.
39:19What time is it?
39:22It's that time, Hogg.
39:24Time was movin' out.
39:26Where we goin'?
39:26To see if that money's where it's supposed to be.
39:29All these busybodies foolin' around out here.
39:31I'm gonna take you with me.
39:33Just in case.
39:35What have you done?
39:37What have you done?
39:38What? Nothing.
39:41Hogg?
39:42I'm gonna skin your eyes!
39:44Hey, Bo, Daisy, you see what I see?
39:46Take your coat.
39:50Yeah, I see it. Cousin' smoke to the west.
39:52That's the old Webster place, ain't it?
39:54Webster place? I thought that place deserted.
39:56It don't look like it's deserted no more.
39:58Let's get going.
39:59Yeah, you lad, they're comin' here for me!
40:01Yeah, but you ain't gonna be here, so shut up!
40:03Yeah, yeah!
40:05Come on, all right, all right!
40:07You forgot the gym here!
40:09Hogg! Get out here!
40:11Hogg! Get out here and get this car!
40:13Yeah, yeah, I'm comin', but you still need no time!
40:15I can't make it!
40:20Get out of here!
40:22Hold it, digger!
40:38Bob, are you okay?
40:39Well, of course I'm not okay!
40:41How do you think a Siamese cheer?
40:51Take a shortcut!
41:28Let's take shots!
41:28Oh, and Luke got ol' diggers riled up, and he plump forgot who's chasin' who!
41:35Let's take shots!
41:36Let's take shots!
41:36Gun's empty!
41:37Here!
41:38It was fun!
41:39Okay, now-o-o-o-o-o!
41:57It's fun!
42:00Come on!
42:02Let's go!
42:03Okay, now!
42:17Let's try to split up.
42:37Let's try to split up.
42:38Let's try to split up.
43:08Let's try to split up.
43:10Well, they say absence makes the heart grow fun.
43:13Jay, I love you.
43:15Oh, yeah.
43:17Lulu was so glad to have old Chickabitty home.
43:21Chickabitty.
43:22Now, how do you reckon that got started?
43:25Here you go.
43:26Yeah, just in there.
43:27And Digger went home, too.
43:29Right back to the state pit.
43:32Oh, boy.
43:34Show him the other side.
43:35Maybe he'll like that one.
43:37That's a good one.
43:38It's got water.
43:39And a bed.
43:40I'm not putting it on.
43:41You don't see there.
43:43A bill.
43:45When the boys gave boss a bill for the damages to General Lee, well, things were back to normal.
43:51Even boss's old feed trap was working normally.
43:53And caught a pretty big fish this time.
43:59Goodbye, Joe.
44:00We gotta go, me, oh, my, oh.
44:03We gotta go for the field road down the bay, oh.
44:07My, ye, bon, the sweetest one, me, oh, my, oh.
44:11Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bay, oh.
44:14People don't want to know when the place is buzzing.
44:18People can't see fun by the dozen.
44:22Rest in style and go hog wild, me, oh, my, oh, son of a gun, we'll have big fun on
44:28the bay, oh.
44:29Trumbo line, a trumpet, a piano, pili gumbo.
44:33For tonight, I'm gonna see my much out of me, oh.
44:37Big guitar, pilfer jar, and big key, oh.
44:40Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bay, oh.
44:44Voy a ponerle su jardina pancha, mama.
44:47Pero que sea de flores coloradas, mama.
44:52A que se piquen toditas las casadas, mama.
44:55Por los tocos de pancha, no más.
44:59Everything gonna be all right, now get me a piro.
45:02I'm gonna get the old fish on the bay.
45:06Save my mind to buy even what you need.
45:09And I've begun, we'll have big fun on the bay.
45:13Trumbo line, a trumpet, pine, a pili gumbo.
45:17For tonight, I'm gonna see my much out of me, oh.
45:21Big guitar, pilfer jar, and big key, oh.
45:24Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bay, oh.
45:29Ah, cool.
45:30Hola.
45:38Boy, eat your thing good, Freddy.
45:40You will call me Mr. Fender, until you tear up the ticket that you gave me for driving 55 miles
45:46an hour.
45:4755?
45:48Clean a shame on you.
45:50What are you giving him a speeding ticket for a bay in the loft?
45:53But it wasn't the speed limit.
45:54Boss changed it to 54 miles an hour.
45:56Just for today.
45:58I'll tell you what I'll do.
45:59I'll tear it up, right now.
46:01Where?
46:02Now can I call you Freddy?
46:03No.
46:04I'm going to take the advice from the Oak Ridge boys, Tammy Winnett and Hoyt Eckstrom.
46:09What advice is that?
46:11Never to take a shortcut through Hazard County on my day off.
46:15And drink.
46:16Don't drink the water.
46:17Ha, ha, ha.
46:20Thank you for not allowing me to.
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