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00:00on the dukes of hazard i got just two weeks and then i become the late jd hog are you kidding
00:08if road to heaven is paved with good deeds just where's that leave boss hog
00:30just a good old boy never mean it no harm
00:40beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:47straight in the curves flattening the hills
00:53someday the mountain might get them but the law never will
00:59making their way the only way they know how
01:06that's just a little bit more than the normal amount
01:12just a good old boy wouldn't change if they could
01:19fighting the system like a true modern day robin hood
01:25now if you spot general lee tearing through hazard not being chased by something check your calendar
01:39it's probably the first of the month and the mortgage is due to boss hog
01:43now boss don't own every farm in hazard but the ones he don't own wouldn't support a ravage
01:49we got plenty of time banged on clothes for another couple hours
01:53yeah well i'm not gonna rest easy until the money we got for that heifer is a
01:57jd hog sweaty little hang
01:59no i don't blame you at all uncle jess i mean we have been late with the last couple mortgage payments
02:03anyway yeah but we always made it
02:05jd still don't cotton to waiting for duke money
02:07stay flash stay
02:11i know you're eager
02:12you dude boys
02:15they'll be coming by here just any moment now i can feel it in my bones
02:20i just can't wait to get
02:22we'll get them just like
02:27rascal
02:35don't fret not on him jess
02:37rascal he caught us in a month of sun age
02:39this here is wednesday
02:41all right hang on
02:43dang it we lost the trail
03:06that's smart
03:16well yes
03:17jumping
03:18gee hoss of hell
03:19i'm gonna
03:20i'm gonna
03:22mabel
03:28mabel are you there
03:29mabel here
03:32hello mabel there
03:34this is roscow here
03:35uh listen mabel
03:36would you patch me through
03:38to uh doc carney's office
03:40and i want to talk to the boss
03:42won't get the results
03:43the boss gets a physical every year
03:44to ensure a long life
03:46but since the good die young
03:48most folks figure old boss
03:49is just wasting his money
03:50just a moment please
03:52mr hogg it's for you
03:54well who knows i'm here anyhow
03:55hello
03:56jd hogg speak
03:57now old flash don't like the look
03:59the smell or the sound of boss
04:01uh boss that was just flash uh
04:03and he was just uh wanting to know
04:05if your little fat body was in the pinker condition
04:07that's all
04:08it was pink enough to kick you up and down hazard county
04:11unless you got some good news for me
04:12well uh that is a little negatory
04:15roscoe
04:15i finally got me a chance
04:18to foreclose on jesse duke's farm
04:19old eagle act
04:20and now you're gonna tell me you blew it for me right
04:23no don't get all your little fat feathers all fluffed up
04:25listen if jesse duke shows his face in my bank today
04:29a full three o'clock closing time
04:31i'm gonna deposit you on unemployment line tomorrow at nine
04:35listen i do have a plan b which is a backup plan boss
04:39and cletus knows just what to do
04:41hey
04:50hey
04:51as soon as you're blocking the road
04:53would you get out of the dang way
04:55what's this all about anyways
04:57hi
04:59sorry about this boys
05:01but i had to stop you
05:02in order to give you a complete motor vehicle inspection
05:04what
05:04what for
05:05cletus we're in an awful big hurry
05:07couldn't you catch us on the way back
05:08well i'm sorry bo
05:09luke
05:10uncle jesse
05:10i ain't your uncle jesse
05:12oh
05:13sorry about that too
05:14roscoe said i had to stop each and every car
05:16especially yours
05:17and give you a complete safety check
05:18so if y'all kindly step out of the car
05:20i'll get started
05:21i ain't getting out
05:23now you want to inspect this
05:25you inspect it with me in it
05:27oh here's cletus
05:29get away
05:30work
05:33over at the hazard post office
05:36these two ugly things were hanging out
05:38and fixing to do some mischief
05:40now you're going to see more of them later
05:42whether you want to or not
05:44in a couple hours we'll have our hands on over a hundred grand
05:47worth a social security check
05:49thanks to the post office shipping through this jerk water town
05:52come on
05:53you still got some last minute details to take care of
05:55and that friends tells you what they're about
05:58and back on the road the dukes were about to lose the farm
06:02thanks to cletus
06:03cletus
06:04it's ten minutes to three
06:06now i gotta get to town
06:08i can't help it
06:09roscoe said for me to hold y'all here till three o'clock
06:11and i'm almost out of tests
06:13let me see
06:14headlights
06:15bumper
06:15windshield wiper
06:17cletus you forgot to check under the hood didn't you
06:19dadgum
06:21how could i miss that
06:22hey i don't know hey luke why don't you open up the hood
06:24cletus you can give me the keys
06:25i'll start up the engine that way you can make sure it's still there
06:27okay you guys sure are being good sports about this
06:29aren't we
06:30where's the dipstick
06:38you're under the hood cletus
06:39hey i'm not finished yet
06:43wait a minute transmission's the next test
06:48oh slap jack's on a ferris wheel
06:50thank duke done did it to me again
06:53call in sheriff coltrane
06:59call in sheriff coltrane
07:00uh
07:02duke's getting away ahead of time
07:04shoot out their tires you dipstick
07:07well i would sheriff but
07:08i used up all my live ammo yesterday at target practice
07:11cletus if you let them duke boys escape
07:13i'm gonna use you for target practice tomorrow
07:15well what do you want me to do
07:17cut them off at the other end of hazard
07:19and uh i'll take this in
07:21we can't let them get to that bank for three o'clock
07:23roger
07:24flash everybody's a dipstick
07:27except you and me i guess
07:28just
07:29sick of it sick sick
07:32just sick of you
07:34flash put your put your paw on it flash
07:39put your paw on it flash get your foot on the brake
07:42get your foot on the brake
07:43you're gonna crash me
07:45you're gonna hit the brake
07:54you're gonna hit the brake
07:54you
07:56you just got shit
07:57you're gonna hit the brake
08:06flash you're a lousy driver
08:07Well, at least you're wearing your seatbelts.
08:13Turn out the lights, will you?
08:23Time was flying, and so was General Lee.
08:27And Cleary.
08:28And Roscoe.
08:34And Boss Hall.
08:37Yes, I do.
08:52It is my official duty as owner of this year's duty sanctioned and government-chartered bank
08:56to inform you that you are late for the third time this calendar year
09:00in the making of your regular scheduled mortgage payment.
09:03Now, J.D., you can just wind down to a breeze
09:06because I'm here to make the payment.
09:07Yeah, well, according to this here chapter 14, section 22, paragraph B of this here federal bank code,
09:15you have already automatically forfeited your land
09:18and all real property and improvements they are upon.
09:20J.D., I got the money right here.
09:22See, there's the money.
09:24Well, the bank is closed.
09:25But it ain't 3 o'clock yet, J.D., it ain't 3 o'clock.
09:28Yes, it is.
09:29Right here, my personal wallet.
09:31Just like this is my here personal bank.
09:34But, J.D., you gotta, you gotta look.
09:36Open this door.
09:43J.D., open this thing up.
09:45Uncle Chester, you all right?
09:47Uh, Roscoe, what?
09:49You see that?
09:50You and Cleetis are my witnesses.
09:52The Duke's just broke into my bag.
09:54Come on, sir.
09:56Just get on out of here.
09:58Get on out of here.
09:59Get on out of here.
10:02Get on out of here.
10:03I'm going, Cleetis.
10:04Oh, that man gets in him.
10:12I'm powerful, sorry to have to tell you all this,
10:14but Cousin Boss's bank is a certified member of the FTBC.
10:18What's that?
10:19Federal Trade and Banking Commission.
10:21What's that supposed to mean?
10:22Well, it means breaking into it.
10:23It's not only a hazard county offense,
10:25but it's also a federal one.
10:27Oh.
10:31Well, boys, that tears it.
10:33Boss, with all his technical mumbo-jumbo,
10:37owns our home place lock, stock, and more bean.
10:40Well, boss, I did a little bit too, didn't I?
10:42I mean, I ought to get something out of it.
10:44Yeah, well, you will.
10:45Your usual cut.
10:4650-50.
10:4780-20.
10:4880-20.
10:48Money ain't everything.
10:50No, but I don't want everything.
10:51I want a lot of something,
10:53like some money when you sell the Duke farm.
10:56Well, when I sell it, you'll get it.
10:57Good news, good news.
10:59I love it.
11:00That's my fault.
11:02J.D.
11:02Oh, yeah.
11:03J.D., Doc Conner here.
11:05I just got back the results of your tests.
11:08Well, listen, Doc, I ain't giving up nothing.
11:10I never felt better in my life.
11:12You look good, you little rascal.
11:13J.D., we've known each other for a long, long time.
11:18And this is the most difficult thing I've ever had to do.
11:20Oh, that's a good one.
11:21A doctor apologizing for the bill he said.
11:25This is serious, J.D.
11:28According to the results of your test,
11:31there ain't no way to soften the blow.
11:34I'm afraid you only got a couple of weeks to live.
11:37What's that?
11:39Just two weeks, J.D.
11:41You ought to hang it up.
11:50See, this is a business phone, you know.
11:51You don't hang it up, you can't get them emergency calls.
11:54You know, it says that...
11:54Boss.
11:58Friends and neighbors, I think we're about to see
12:00the only man that ever figured out a way
12:02to take it with him.
12:03Boss, you look like you just saw a ghost.
12:12I did.
12:13Oh.
12:14Mine.
12:15Oh.
12:15Well, your chubby little jowls there,
12:18a little peaked, are you feeling all right?
12:20I was, till I got that there phone call.
12:23Who was that?
12:24Doug Carney.
12:24What'd he say?
12:26My days are numbered.
12:28I got just two weeks,
12:30and then I become the late J.D.
12:33Hogg, resting in peace.
12:35Yeah, see, that's what's wrong.
12:37See, you've been working too hard,
12:38and you should rest in peace.
12:41I mean, did you say rest in peace,
12:44like in dying?
12:47Now, sweet Daisy had just got the word
12:53about the Dukes being jailed.
12:55Boy.
12:56Boss, you're really gonna get
12:57a piece of my mind now.
12:59She's even prettier when she's mad,
13:01ain't she?
13:08Not a word of my condition to nobody.
13:11Nobody.
13:12Especially that loudmouth sister of yours,
13:13my wife, Lulu.
13:14Especially her.
13:15Till.
13:16What?
13:17The time comes.
13:20Ooh.
13:21Boss, what did the doc say
13:23your condition was exactly?
13:25Something very terrible, I guess.
13:27Oh, you'd have to be terrible
13:28to be so fatal.
13:30It ain't catching.
13:32You didn't say.
13:37Boydog!
13:41You stole my Uncle Jesse's farm.
13:44Well, your judgment day's gonna come, buddy,
13:46and you're just gonna have to answer
13:47for everything you've done here.
13:53And you know what?
13:54I hope you got plenty of fire insurance
13:56because you're gonna need it
13:57where you're going.
13:59Ooh.
14:00Oh.
14:00Oh, I never,
14:01I never heard anybody ever say anything
14:03as nasty as that to a man
14:05in your condition.
14:05Oh, Roscoe, I ain't worried about what she said.
14:07Oh?
14:08I'm worried about what St. Peter's gonna say
14:10when I start knocking on them pearly geese.
14:13Boss, you don't have to worry what he's gonna say
14:15because you'll be going the other direction.
14:17Ooh.
14:18Well, what I meant was...
14:19I know what you meant
14:20just like I know what she meant.
14:22Well, I know what she meant, buddy.
14:23And all I can say is that
14:25whatever I've done in the past,
14:27whatever I had to do,
14:29it was all for the sake
14:30of my beloved Hazard County.
14:32And if I did steep a little low
14:35or step on some folks' twos,
14:37well,
14:38it ain't too late, is it?
14:40No.
14:41No, it ain't never too late.
14:42It's late for what?
14:44I mean,
14:45I gotta make amends
14:46for the errors of my ways.
14:48Ooh.
14:48I gotta find peace with my maker
14:50by doing some good deeds.
14:52Oh, that's...
14:53Like what?
14:54Well, all right,
14:55first of all,
14:56you go get them keys
14:57over there to the cells downstairs
14:59and go release them dukes
15:00right now, all of them.
15:02Good news, good news.
15:05All right, you dukes.
15:06Come on out of there.
15:08You are free.
15:09Free to go.
15:09All right.
15:10But before you go,
15:11here are some ice-cold drinks
15:13courtesy of Boss Hall.
15:14Yeah.
15:15Did you hear that?
15:17I heard it,
15:17but I don't believe it.
15:18Well, that ain't all.
15:19That ain't all.
15:20See, the boss has canceled
15:21all your back-do bills
15:23from the boar's nest,
15:24and he's also given me orders
15:25to take the General Lee
15:27out of impound.
15:28How's that grab you?
15:29It don't.
15:31Now, Roscoe,
15:32what's J.D. really up to?
15:34Jesse,
15:34he has just had
15:35a change of heart.
15:37Come on, Roscoe,
15:38you gotta have a heart
15:39to be able to change one.
15:39Yeah, and everybody knows
15:40Boss would steal a dead fly
15:42off a blind spider.
15:43Just because the skunk's
15:44playing possum
15:45don't change his smell,
15:46no?
15:46Come on, boys,
15:47let's go shake some trees
15:48and find out what he's got
15:50up his sleeve
15:51beside a crooked arm.
15:52What do you hate it?
15:53What do you hate it?
15:53What do you hate it?
15:54Thanks, Robert.
15:54What's a mission?
15:55Oh, Jesse,
15:56go out the way, sir.
15:59All right, J.D.
16:01First, you have us
16:02thrown in jail,
16:03and then you take away
16:04our farm,
16:04and now you're having us
16:05put out of jail
16:06and brought over here.
16:07Now, what in tarnation
16:08is going on?
16:10All right, Jesse,
16:11I'll tell you
16:11what's going on.
16:12I just finished
16:13signing these here papers
16:14before mailing them off
16:16to be recorded
16:16in Atlanta.
16:17Now, this one, Jesse,
16:19why this paper gives you
16:21full title,
16:22lock, stock, and barrel
16:23to your farm.
16:25You can't mean that.
16:26And this one
16:27gives Bo and Luke
16:28a full pardon
16:29for all traffic violations.
16:31Are you kidding?
16:32And this here one
16:33gives my shopping center
16:34parking lot
16:35to the Hazard County
16:36Little Leeds.
16:37Little Leeds.
16:37And then this here one
16:39gives to the
16:40county orphanage
16:41and all the poor
16:42widows in Hazard
16:43the net gain
16:44of Hog Enterprises, Inc.
16:47Inc.
16:47Now, how do you like
16:49them crab apples?
16:50Them apples.
16:51The county orphanage
16:52and all the poor
16:54widows of Hazard
16:55is going to get took.
16:56Now, how?
16:57Wait a minute, Jesse.
16:58Now, I'll admit
16:59that the boss here
17:00has not been
17:01the straightest shooter
17:02in the county.
17:03I mean, after all,
17:04he is a little fat human.
17:06May he rest in peace.
17:07And I'm going to miss him.
17:09Let's go.
17:10Told you to keep
17:11your mouth shut, didn't I?
17:12No, you hush.
17:13What?
17:13No, I'm serious.
17:14This time you hush
17:15because I would do it
17:16ordinarily.
17:17But listen, boss,
17:17it's only right
17:18that these folks
17:19know what's going
17:21to happen to you
17:22so that they can
17:23give you the respect
17:24you deserve.
17:25Roscoe, what in the world
17:26are you running off
17:27at the mouth about?
17:28What I'm trying to tell you,
17:29the boss is not long
17:31for this world.
17:32And all these good deeds
17:34that he is doing,
17:35he hopes will not go
17:36unnoticed by us
17:37down here
17:38and upstairs.
17:40Is that true, JD?
17:51He's a goner.
17:53They're going to plant him
17:54with the spring crops.
17:59It's really true?
18:02Yeah, Jesse.
18:04It's true.
18:05Now, y'all got to remember
18:29that old Jesse and JD
18:30started out driving moonshine
18:31together during probation.
18:32Funny how you usually
18:34only remember
18:35the good times.
18:36If they're good enough.
18:37Yes, they do.
19:00Hey!
19:01Hey, somebody stop
19:04me, will ya?
19:07Charlie, you're going
19:08to get yourself killed.
19:09Luke, Bo, two guys
19:11just stole my car.
19:12Get out of the street,
19:13we'll get them.
19:13Well, as Bo and Luke
19:14started chasing them crooks,
19:16another chase was about
19:17to begin.
19:18You positive?
19:20How could you make
19:21a mistake like that?
19:24Dang.
19:25That report we got
19:26on Boss Hogg
19:26was wrong.
19:28It was somebody named Boggs
19:29over in Hamiltonville.
19:30Boss is about as healthy
19:31as you can be.
19:33You better get on that phone.
19:34We've got to reach him
19:34right away.
19:35That ain't gonna matter
19:36because when old Boss
19:37realizes what he's
19:38giving away,
19:39that'll kill him.
19:48You gonna tailgate him
19:49or you gonna catch him?
19:50I just got here.
19:50I ain't made up
19:51my mind yet.
19:51Hey, cops.
20:08What do you figure
20:09they are?
20:10Why don't you shoot first
20:10and save the questions
20:11for later?
20:12Good idea.
20:13I ain't supposed
20:23to do that.
20:27Keep it on the road, Bo.
20:31Oh!
20:32Looks like we got him
20:40now, cuz.
20:41Woo-hoo!
20:53Hang on, Lucas.
20:57Looks like
20:58Pull and Luke
20:58may see the pearly gates
20:59for old Boss does.
21:00While Bo and Luke
21:25were sorta hanging around
21:27and Doc's office
21:28was still hunting
21:29Boss's haunts
21:30to give Boss
21:30the good news.
21:32The bad news
21:33was the two uglies
21:34were moving along
21:34with their plans
21:35for the big robbery.
21:39Oh, sure were
21:40the good old days, Jesse.
21:42Yeah.
21:42Fussing and feuding.
21:44Each of us
21:44trying to do the other.
21:47Speaking of days,
21:48I sure ain't got
21:50many left.
21:51Yeah.
21:55Anything I can do
21:56to help, Diddy?
21:56Oh, well, that's
21:58mighty nice of you, Jesse.
21:59Matter of fact,
22:00there is.
22:01I sure could use
22:02some company
22:03while I go visit
22:04a lot of people
22:05for whom I want
22:06to do some good deeds.
22:07Oh, I'll be glad to help.
22:08Oh, that's nice.
22:10And, and, and another thing.
22:11Um, I need some help
22:13with my final arrangements.
22:16Uh, nothing elaborate,
22:18mind you.
22:19Just a couple hundred words
22:21carved in my tombstone
22:22about all that I've done
22:24for Hazard County.
22:26I don't think there's
22:27a piece of marble
22:28that big in Hazard County.
22:30Oh?
22:30Well, then we could use
22:32two and three of them,
22:34couldn't we?
22:34Oh, never told of that.
22:37Well, yep, mustn't forget
22:38to take these envelopes.
22:40Got them mailed
22:41into the Hall of Records
22:41in Atlanta.
22:53Any luck?
22:54No answer, Doctor.
22:56I tied Mr. Hogg's house,
22:57his office at the bank,
22:58even his private number
22:59at the sheriff's office.
23:00Well, keep trying
23:01all over Hazard.
23:02He's got to be
23:02out there somewhere.
23:04No telling how,
23:05that poor man
23:05must be suffering.
23:07This is gonna be someday.
23:10Oh, oh my, oh my.
23:13What a sweet little girl
23:14you are.
23:15Bless you, honey child.
23:17Here now.
23:18That's for you
23:20to buy yourself
23:21some prelims.
23:25Uh, on second thought,
23:28um, here,
23:29buy a whole
23:30praline factory.
23:35Come on, Jesse.
23:36Say, that's quite a dog
23:37you got there, sonny.
23:38Alex, I'm gonna drive.
23:42So you go on
23:43and take the whole day off.
23:45Uh, on second thought,
23:47take the whole year off.
23:48Hi.
23:48And full pay.
23:50Oh, thank you, boss.
23:51Thank you very much, boss.
23:53Yep, that's another one.
23:55Oh, uh, someone's trying
23:57to get you on the CV, J.D.
23:58It was probably
23:59just another business call.
24:01And I've had my feel
24:02of wheeling and dealing.
24:06That's what I think
24:07of business.
24:08From now on,
24:09I'm gonna live
24:10till I die.
24:11Now, what do you reckon
24:17them two old boys
24:18are up to?
24:26Well, Jesse,
24:27I bet you never thought
24:29you'd see the day
24:29when I'd be doing
24:30a thing like this.
24:31Only over your dead body,
24:34J.D.
24:35Well, you know what I mean.
24:36I do.
24:37And I'm learning
24:37to live with you.
24:38Here.
24:39Oh, yeah, Jess.
24:40It's your farm.
24:41You do the honors.
24:46Well, here they go.
24:48Yep.
24:55What are you two up to?
24:57Well, your Uncle Jesse's
24:59volunteered to help me
25:00do some good deeds
25:01and then help
25:02with my final arrangements.
25:04I figured it was
25:05the least I could do
25:05seeing as how,
25:06well, you know,
25:07the situation.
25:08And since boss
25:09just mailed off
25:10half of his fortune
25:11right there.
25:12Yep, yep.
25:13Say,
25:14beer's on the house
25:16at the boys' nest, boys.
25:17Help yourselves.
25:18Tell the whole county
25:19to help themselves.
25:21We'll catch up
25:22with you later.
25:23Thanks a lot, boss.
25:27He might have been
25:28a pretty nice guy
25:29if he'd have lived.
25:34Boss?
25:34Come to the beach now.
25:41Boss,
25:41come to the beach now.
25:44Boar's nest.
25:45Daisy speaking.
25:46Daisy?
25:47Doc Carney wants
25:48Boss Hogg.
25:49It's an emergency.
25:50Dr. Carney,
25:51it's Daisy.
25:52Daisy,
25:53you gotta find
25:54Boss Hogg
25:55right away.
25:55He's not dying.
25:58You sure?
25:59No question about it.
26:00That laboratory report
26:01was wrong.
26:02Okay.
26:03Bye-bye.
26:05You all right, Daisy?
26:07Yeah, I'm all right.
26:08And so's Boss.
26:09Huh?
26:10Yeah.
26:11Hey, everybody.
26:11There's been a mistake.
26:12Boss Hogg ain't gonna die.
26:14Woo-hoo!
26:15That's been great news.
26:16All right.
26:17So he ain't gonna croak, huh?
26:18Uh-uh.
26:19But Boss
26:19don't know that yet.
26:21Well, we better
26:21find him right quick
26:22and enlighten him.
26:22Yes, sir.
26:23I'd like to know that.
26:24Bye-bye.
26:24Bye.
26:25Hey, everybody.
26:26Free drinks on the house.
26:27Now, while Daisy
26:28was giving away drinks
26:29at the boar's nest,
26:30Boss was at the
26:31county orphanage
26:32trying to buy his way
26:33into heaven.
26:34I've arranged to turn
26:35over the house
26:36and the grounds
26:36to you good folks
26:38lock, stock, and barrel
26:39at absolutely no cost
26:41to y'all.
26:43You know,
26:44if Boss don't get
26:45the word soon
26:46then he's liable
26:46to shock some folks
26:47to death.
26:48Doing good.
26:52Bowduke calling
26:54Roscoe's little fat buddy.
26:55You got your ears on?
26:59Bowduke calling, Boss Hawk.
27:00Please come in, Boss.
27:01Couldn't take it, huh?
27:02There's just some shocks
27:03the human system
27:04can't take.
27:05Did you hear
27:06that one up there?
27:07That's another one
27:08for old G.D.
27:11All right, Daisy.
27:12Say, here.
27:13Have a cigar.
27:15Oh.
27:15Well, thank you, G.D.
27:18Ah, dang it.
27:20He ain't in his car, Luke.
27:22Ah, dang it.
27:48He ain't listening
27:48to his radio.
27:50I sure hope
27:50nothing happened to him.
27:51Yeah, with him walking around thinking he's a dying man, he might get himself hurt.
27:55Better find him fast.
28:01Cooter, you got your ears on, come back.
28:03That's a king-size 10-4, good buddies.
28:06Hey, y'all, I'm still kind of negativo on spotting Boss Hog or Uncle Jesse,
28:10but I'll just keep on keeping on, and I'm gone.
28:21This here is Crazy Cooter coming at you.
28:37Hey, y'all, Boss Hog just came by me looking like the Orange Blossom Special.
28:42I mean, he was moving, and he's headed your way, and I'm gone.
28:46All right, hang on.
28:51Well, it's Bo and Luke.
29:12I think they're trying to get your attention.
29:14Yeah?
29:14Well, I've spent enough time chasing them.
29:16Let them chase me for a while.
29:17All right, hang on, Jesse.
29:19I'm going to show them boys what it is to go hog wild.
29:22You get it?
29:23Hog wild.
29:32Slow down, J.D.
29:34You're going to get us both killed.
29:35So what?
29:36I got to go soon anyway, don't I?
29:38With all due respect, I ain't ready to make the trip with you.
29:43Dang it, they ain't stopping.
29:48Hey, why don't we go cut them off on the other side of Kanye's corners?
29:51You got it.
29:51Oh, I see him dang that slow-pook.
30:18Yes.
30:19J.D.
30:23J.D.
30:23Oh!
30:25Friends, I think we're fixing to see if these two old-time Ridge Runners can still cut it.
30:29They can cut it.
30:40Yee-haw!
30:41Yee-haw!
30:42Yee-haw!
30:43Yee-haw!
30:44Yee-haw!
30:45Yee-haw!
30:46Yee-haw!
30:47Yee-haw!
30:48Yee-haw!
30:49Yee-haw!
30:50Yee-haw!
30:51Yee-haw!
30:52Yee-haw!
30:53Yee-haw!
30:54Yee-haw!
30:55Yee-haw!
30:56Yee-haw!
30:57I sure give you boys a run for your money now, didn't I?
31:00Boss, you could've got us all killed for no dang reason at all.
31:03Yeah, well...
31:04I only got a short time left, so what do I...
31:05Now, hold on, boss, now that there's a point.
31:07You ain't just got a short time to live.
31:09Doc Kearney called, there was a big misunderstanding.
31:11You ain't gonna die after all.
31:13You mean, J.D.'s gonna live?
31:15That's right.
31:16I ain't gonna die!
31:17You better shuckin' and drivin' me!
31:19No, we ain't, Daisy got the phone call herself.
31:21Doc says you're just as healthy as all of us.
31:23Doc...
31:24He did!
31:25He did!
31:26Well, glory be!
31:28You're gonna live!
31:30Yeah!
31:31I ain't gonna die!
31:32I ain't gonna die!
31:34Hallelujah!
31:35Hallelujah!
31:36Ain't life beautiful?
31:38It's a great day for us!
31:40Yeah, everything's gonna go on just like it was!
31:42Yeah, what a day!
31:43We got our farm back!
31:45Luke and me can keep the general.
31:47And the orphanage owns its own land now.
31:50Yeah.
31:51And the little eagers get the parking lot?
31:53Oh, yeah.
31:55I gave all them things away, didn't I?
31:57All them letters I sent off.
32:01Excuse me.
32:02I got a lot of temporary changes.
32:04I gotta unmake them.
32:07Ain't it a shame we can't all be as good while we're livin'
32:10as we can when we think we're dyin'.
32:13Eh...
32:14It's good.
32:15The boss is gonna live.
32:16Yeah.
32:17If he gets them letters back, we're dead.
32:19Hey, wait a minute.
32:20We're gonna be off the farm or right back in the jail, ain't we?
32:22We better get movin', make sure that mail gets through.
32:23Come on, O.K. Jesse!
32:24Here we go!
32:29Now, didn't I tell you that them two little nasty dudes would show up in our story?
32:32You see, them letters givin' the Dukes back their farm is in that mail truck.
32:38And right now, they got it.
32:40And he ain't.
32:42And they ain't.
32:44And back at the courthouse, old Roscoe was workin' two rolls at a time,
32:48practicin' for the good life.
32:49Roscoe!
32:51Did you hear about the good news?
32:53Uh, good news?
32:54Listen.
32:55Naughty, naughty.
32:56Now, you Dukes, I know you don't like the boss,
32:58but calling his demise good news, now that is naughty.
33:02No, Roscoe, I mean the good news, the boss ain't gonna die.
33:05He ain't gonna...
33:07He ain't gonna die.
33:08I mean, but the doc over at the thing, he said...
33:10It was all a mistake.
33:11A mistake?
33:12Yes!
33:13Oh, Roscoe!
33:14Oh, good news!
33:15Did you hear that flash?
33:16The boss ain't gonna die!
33:19He...
33:20He don't like the boss.
33:21He don't even need me to mention his name.
33:26My goodness, look at you there.
33:28Hey, what happened to you?
33:29Let me help you.
33:30Come on now.
33:31Here we go.
33:32Oh, you're heavy, ain't you?
33:36Y'all pay attention,
33:37cause I ain't gonna say this but once.
33:39Now, first, boss was hoping to stop the mail truck,
33:42but the mail truck was stolen.
33:44Now, if he'd just stopped to think,
33:46he could've let them thieves get away
33:47and the letters would've never been delivered.
33:50But, he didn't stop to think.
33:52It's just the mail truck!
33:53Please!
33:54Second, the Dukes didn't know that the mail truck was stolen,
33:57or they'd have got it back.
33:58Now, I'm not sure where this leaves us,
34:00except I think about everybody's after that mail truck.
34:03Boss, we heard the good news, good news, you're gonna live!
34:07Well, whoop-de-doo!
34:08You call this living?
34:09Well, I...
34:10Get your cotton-picking little hands off my seagull!
34:13Well, I was just celebrating your resurrection.
34:15Celebrate on your own time.
34:17I want you to get out there on the double,
34:19find today's mail truck, stop it, and confiscate it!
34:23Cousin Boss, you can't stop the U.S. mail!
34:25You can when it ain't in the hands of the U.S. of A government!
34:28It ain't?
34:29Mm-mm!
34:30Some crooks done stole it!
34:31Oh, well then I'd better call the FBI!
34:33FBI!
34:34Rascal!
34:35What?
34:36You see that little lump on your neck?
34:38Mm-mm!
34:39It's your head!
34:40Use it!
34:41I don't want no FBI, recovery, no mail!
34:45My good deed letters give the Dukes back all their property,
34:47and everybody else everything I give them!
34:50Seeing as if I don't have to get into heaven by paying no more,
34:53I sure don't want that mail delivered!
34:55But Boss, you mean to tell me you're not giving anything back to anybody?
34:59Mm-mm! Not a skimption!
35:01Oh!
35:02Well, I did get some practice in, didn't I?
35:05Let's just call it a good, dry run!
35:07Now, get going!
35:12Now, Cletus, I want you to search every inch of County 7,
35:15clear over to Beaver Fork,
35:17and I'll take Route 61 over to Old Mill Crossing!
35:20Don't you forget that, Cletus!
35:26I have bad news.
35:27The mail took left 40 minutes ago.
35:28Then you can bet Boss is out there turning everything upside down
35:31looking for him.
35:32Hey, Al, why don't you go down around the corner and get Daisy in the Jeep?
35:34Yeah, we're gonna need all the help we can get stopping Boss from stopping that mail.
35:37All right, we'll try to catch up with you.
35:38Yep.
35:39You mean the postman said he doesn't even know which route the truck is taking?
35:52He said they changed that schedule so much lately he don't know whether he's coming or going.
35:56Look out!
36:03Dang it, Cletus, you're supposed to be protecting us, not trying to kill us.
36:06What are you doing?
36:07Sorry, Bo, but I got some urgent official business out in County 7.
36:09Meeting Boss, huh?
36:10No, Boss headed out to 61 with Roscoe.
36:12Thanks a lot, Cletus, that's all we need to know.
36:14Okay.
36:31Here's the lost sheep to Shepherd, come back.
36:36Hey, this is Shepherd, come on.
36:37We got Boss heading out to Highway 61.
36:39Now, we're gonna cut in across Moss Creek.
36:42You better join in around Morgan's Meadow.
36:44Like a cow to a salt lick, over.
36:58Hello?
37:02Hey, Benny Bob, you haven't seen the mail truck go by here?
37:05Nope.
37:06That's ain't gonna be the problem.
37:07I don't know.
37:08There's something wrong with my rear end.
37:09I have a look for you.
37:10Hey!
37:12Hey, please!
37:14It's Benny Bob!
37:15Stop me!
37:19Oh, oh, no!
37:22No, no!
37:23Look out, look out!
37:24Ow!
37:26Come on, get me off.
37:28No!
37:29Hey!
37:30No, no!
37:31Jelly, go!
37:32Please, Jelly!
37:33No!
37:34No!
37:35Ha-ahh.
37:36Are you ever Hey..
37:37me?
37:38No!
37:40No!
37:41Oh!
37:42is this the fastest you can go well boss it's not my fault it's a fuel pump it's it's one of those
38:07good deals that you got i never meant for you to put them on our own vehicles dodo there they are
38:15sure went real smooth yeah i figure we got over 200 grand in social security checks back there
38:27not to mention a sheriff's car
38:31shepard you got your ears on now you got something to say say it
38:52we figured to get boss and roscoe a little heavy traffic
38:56you mean like main street saturday night
39:01don't you know it
39:31somebody just wrote shotgun for us don't ask me why just keep going
39:47poor old dukes they don't know that by helping them male thieves are cooking their own goose
39:52and helping boss home and boss don't know it either
39:56well we sure clipped boss's tail feathers that time didn't we
40:08call sheriff roscoe coltrane no sign of that stolen mail truck up my way sheriff
40:13you you don't suppose we just help that mail truck get away do you we might have just helped it to
40:17disappear forever
40:24so the mail thieves made a transfer into old charlie watkins car and the duke's farm went with it
40:44and the duke's farm went with it
40:51and the duke's farm went with it
40:58oh
41:00by the end
41:03up
41:08I can't do it again, I can't do it again!
41:10Well, it's my hand. I'm sorry, boss.
41:32Boss, keep it separate. Any sign of them?
41:34Not a thing moving on this road.
41:36Oh, well, Charlie Watkins' car just went by.
41:39That's all.
41:40Charlie Watkins?
41:41Hey, you don't suppose they're in the same two crooks that ripped off the mail truck, do you?
41:44Can't afford to take any chances.
41:46Uncle Jesse, that just might be them. They might have switched vehicles.
41:49Let's get out.
42:06We got company again.
42:11We got company again.
42:24Dang it, Uncle Jesse. Looks like we just blew a water hose.
42:26Well, that tears it.
42:28Shepherd of lost sheep. Shepherd of lost sheep.
42:31Shepherd, this is lost sheep. Go ahead.
42:33It looks like we're out of it. We've blown a water hose or something.
42:36So it'll be up to you. They're headed across Morgan's Meadow.
42:39Now try to cut them off at the...
42:41Sweetwater overpass.
42:42Sweetwater overpass.
42:44You got that Sweetwater overpass.
42:45You got that Sweetwater overpass.
42:46Well, you heard them in.
42:47Sure did.
42:48We got them now, boss.
42:54We got him now, boss.
42:59Morgan's Meadow to Sweetwater overpass.
43:01Oh, yeah, yeah.
43:02Come here.
43:22Ross goes loose again.
43:24Well, let's just go round him up.
43:27Look out for Nestle's barn.
43:29It's all right.
43:29He wanted to tear it down anyway.
43:41Hey, master, now you did it.
43:44What did you have to go in after him for?
43:46Well, we're hung up now.
43:47Well, we're in tune.
43:48That's what we are.
43:49Bearing alive.
43:50Well, I'll catch up with you later.
43:58Where are we landing?
43:59Stand for.
44:00Let's go!
44:11Yes!
44:12Oh, hey.
44:39Oh, hey.
45:09Now, don't mess around with the Dukes when the farm's at stake.
45:16I'm serious now.
45:33I'm really serious.
45:34Freeze there.
45:35Now, what with all the witnesses, there wasn't much old boss could do about them letters.
45:46And maybe he wasn't gonna die real soon, but he sure was gonna be a mighty sick man for a while,
45:52trying to get something back that he gave to the good people and children of hazard.
45:56But then every little bit counts.
45:58An old boss would rob an orphan for a widow's might.
46:01And as for the Dukes, Jesse wasn't about to take advantage of old boss's misunderstanding about dying,
46:16and he agreed to continue making payments,
46:19providing that old boss dropped his charges against the Dukes.
46:22And now, finally, y'all can begin to understand why sometimes the mail is a little slow in Hazard County.
46:29and when a dog started calling hisruparsā¦
46:33But he 1956 kept saying,
46:40so that's the next to the two people that he wasrying to take to adopt.
46:43And now, having Straight as a group called the Dukes,
46:53and then being destroyed is the same.
46:55I'm the hooks, I'm the hooks.
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