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00:01Tonight on the Dukes, Bo and Luke are moving on.
00:03Boss is all smiling.
00:11Guess who?
00:12It's Coy and Vance.
00:13Where y'all bein'?
00:14And Enos.
00:19You can come in now.
00:22Things are back to normal in Hazard County.
00:25I wouldn't trade life here for anything.
00:27I'm in.
00:34Just a good old boy.
00:38Never meanin' no harm.
00:42Beats all you've never saw.
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:49Straightening the curves.
00:52Blanding the hills.
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Makein' their way, the only way they know how.
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:13Just a good old boy.
01:17Wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fightin' the system like a two modern-day Robin Hoods.
01:26Woo-hoo!
01:29Now I want y'all to take a real good long look.
01:32Because Hazard County history is being made.
01:35Bo and Luke are leaving Hazard to fulfill a lifelong dream of racing on the NASCAR circuit.
01:41And the whole family's taking them to the airport.
01:44Old Bull just couldn't resist throwin' in one last jump.
01:48Just for old time's sake.
01:50Bye, boys.
01:55Well, there's not a buzzsaw.
01:56I guess they're really gonna do it.
01:59Cousin Boss, this is Deputy Cletus.
02:00Come back.
02:01Got your ears on?
02:02Cletus, this is J.D. Hall.
02:03I'm at home, sittin' right in my very own dining room,
02:07gettin' ready to hold a big celebration.
02:11Champagne and all.
02:13What's a good word?
02:15I'm Bo and Luke, too.
02:16Well, Bo and Luke wasn't funny when they said it's gonna leave Hazard.
02:19I guess they're really gonna do it.
02:21Are you positive?
02:22Are you absolutely positive?
02:24Well, I bet that raise Cousin Boss been promising me for two years.
02:26Cletus, how much was that raise that I've been promising you?
02:29Uh, 5%.
02:30Make it 10.
02:3210?
02:32Yeah, startin' as of now.
02:34Oh, he's got another vapor lock.
02:36Over and out.
02:38You got it.
02:39Boss, are you sure you're feelin' all right?
02:41Yeah.
02:41I never felt better in my life.
02:43But you...
02:44Here, here, you can finish all this food.
02:47Oh, Bobby.
02:49Today is my lucky day, and that goes lovely.
02:54Bo and Luke are out of my head.
02:57Let's have some bubbly.
02:59Bubbly, you get it?
03:00Bubbly, bubbly.
03:01Come on, come on.
03:03Get that champagne, now, puppy.
03:05That's a bubbly means to do while I attend the business.
03:09Well, uh, uh, uh, Santa Claus to help us.
03:16Come in.
03:17Come in, come in, helper.
03:19Christmas time is comin' soon.
03:21Don't lay down on the job.
03:22Come in, come in, come in, will you?
03:25This is helper one, Santa Claus.
03:28What's goin' down?
03:29Well, I'll tell you what's goin' down.
03:31Uh, like I told you they might, uh, them Duke boys has cadet them.
03:35Uh, just how long will it be before, uh, we're ready to try out my new secret weapon?
03:40We'll be ready to hit the test target by three o'clock this afternoon.
03:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:44Make that two.
03:46Yeah, the sooner I get back my investment, the better.
03:48I want everything to be pure profit from the moment we launch our master plan on Friday.
03:53You got that?
03:53Will do.
03:55Over and out.
03:56Listen, boss, let me ask you something.
03:58Uh, uh, when do I get in on the master plan?
04:00When the time comes.
04:01Oh, they...
04:02Right now, all you gotta know is that startin' Friday, I am gonna be the richest man in this state.
04:09In this state?
04:10Roscoe, from now on, nothin' is gonna rain on my parade.
04:15No.
04:16Ah!
04:17Ah!
04:18Ah!
04:18Ah!
04:19Ah!
04:19Ah!
04:20Ah!
04:21Ah!
04:22Ah!
04:22Ah!
04:23Ah!
04:24Ah!
04:28Ah!
04:29Ah!
04:29Ah!
04:31Ah!
04:33Just grab a hold of that.
04:34You know, now'd be a good time to unweld them dang doors.
04:47And empty, ain't it?
04:48Bone Luke oughta be landin' in Atlanta by now, huh?
04:51Yeah.
04:53Uncle Jesse?
04:55Come on.
04:56I'm real, real happy that those boys made the NASCAR circuit.
05:00but it's just that things aren't going to be the same around here anymore.
05:04That's for sure.
05:05But we knew it was going to happen sooner or later.
05:08Yeah.
05:08It ain't like they just up and left us high and dry here.
05:11They didn't take that job now until they were sure Coy and Vance would be along here to give us
05:16a hand.
05:16Still, no, but he could be like what one Luke.
05:19I mean...
05:20Of course not.
05:21But listen, Coy and Vance, they just can't be ordinary people.
05:27Well, Coy got to be a test driver up there in Detroit.
05:31Now, you've got to be somebody to do that.
05:33And Vance, he was moving right up in the Merchant Marine before they decided to throw him together.
05:37Now, listen.
05:39Them two's got Duke blood in their veins.
05:42And having that, they're going to be something special.
05:45You wait and see.
05:47Uncle Jesse, you know, after six years, I don't think I'm going to recognize my own cousins.
05:53Oh, I think you'll recognize them.
06:00Oh, I think you're going to recognize them.
06:11Daisy, Uncle Jesse.
06:14Hey, Prince.
06:16How are you?
06:18Oh, it sure beats any port I've ever seen in the Merchant Marine Commission.
06:21Ma'am, we're forgetting to wonder if you'd ever get here.
06:25Well, if I don't know who's going to get a welcome like this, we would have come back years ago.
06:28Isn't that right, Coy?
06:29Shoot, we never would have left.
06:32Hey, Coy.
06:35Hey, Uncle Jesse, how are you doing?
06:36Oh, you're there.
06:38Well, Daisy, you ain't changed one bit in six years.
06:41What do you mean I ain't?
06:42Well, maybe your clothes shrunk a little.
06:44Coy, I still don't know how to take you.
06:46Uncle Jesse, you still look like you could take us over your knee and pound some cents into us.
06:50Well, that would depend on how much cents you needed pounding into you.
06:54It's good to have you both home.
06:56It's good to be here.
06:58Matter of fact, on the way over here, we ran in that same old cooter wearing his same old hat.
07:02He's been wearing that hat for years.
07:04How about old Boss and Roscoe?
07:05Are they still up to their same old dirty tricks?
07:07Oh, worse than ever.
07:08Now that Bo and Luke are gone, they're going to blame everything on y'all.
07:11Well, it wouldn't be hazarded without it.
07:12I reckon we can still give them two a run for the money.
07:15I know you're itching to give them two a run for the money, but we got a farm to take
07:19care of.
07:19Now, do you remember where Reed's Implement House is over in Capital City?
07:22Yes, sir.
07:23Well, why don't you just run by there and pick up some tractor parts I got on?
07:27Want to go along for the ride, Cousin Daisy?
07:29Sure.
07:30I'll see you later, Uncle Jesse.
07:31Sure.
07:32Okay.
07:32Want to ride in front with me?
07:33Sure.
07:34You're riding up front, Cousin.
07:43If you're not back, I'll start supper.
07:45Yes, sir.
07:53Well, well, well.
07:56Looks like us Dukes is back together again.
08:00Now, the Duke farm wasn't the only place undergoing a change.
08:03Old boss Hogg had a little surprise for old Roscoe and Cleetis.
08:07All right.
08:07You can come in now.
08:12Enish.
08:13Enish Street.
08:15Oh, you rascal.
08:17What are you doing here?
08:18Hey, sir.
08:19Just waiting for you to swear me in as your new deputy.
08:22No, no.
08:23I'm the new deputy.
08:24You're the old deputy.
08:25Right, Cleetis, but I'm the new old deputy.
08:27What does that mean?
08:28Well, I'll tell you what it means.
08:30It's all here in this letter from the governor, in which he commands Enish for his work with
08:35the California Police Department.
08:37Honey, for you.
08:38And in which he gives me a big choice.
08:40What choice?
08:41Either I can put him back on my payroll, or else the governor's going to point him to
08:45the state police and station him right here in Hazard.
08:48Uh-oh.
08:48And since I sure ain't about to have a state trooper breathing down my neck.
08:53Oh, no.
08:54Not especially with your big plans.
08:55Cut out them specialists.
08:58Therefore, I want you to swear them back in.
09:01Well, I'd be proud to.
09:03Welcome home.
09:05Yes, sir.
09:05Oh, you were...
09:06Thank you, sir.
09:07I'm so glad to be back in Hazard.
09:09I miss you.
09:10I miss you.
09:11I miss you.
09:11Mother, you missed you.
09:13I really missed you.
09:14You all going to hold hands all day, or you want to get down to nitty gritty?
09:18Hey, let me let go of the hand.
09:20Let go of the hand.
09:22And just line up over here with your other dipstick deputy.
09:25Yes, sir.
09:27A dipstick.
09:28I never thought I'd be happy to hear that word again.
09:30Well, maybe this will change your mind.
09:32We ain't got enough money in the budget for another patrol call.
09:35So Cletus is going to have to share his with you.
09:38Well, that's not all bad.
09:40At least I'll have something to talk to now besides the rearview mirror.
09:42Yeah, well, we ain't got enough money for another salary, neither.
09:45So you're going to have to split your paycheck with him, too.
09:48It don't seem right for me to take half of Cletus's money, Mr. Hawk.
09:52Ain't there no other way?
09:53Well, yes, there is.
09:55I'll give you the whole paycheck, and you can give him half of yours.
10:00Yeah.
10:01What did I think of that?
10:03Well, I did.
10:05It'll cost you 10% of everything you make from now till next November.
10:08Now that he was deputized again,
10:10Enos picked up right where he left off two years ago,
10:13washing Roscoe's car.
10:14Sure was good to be back home.
10:16Up ahead, isn't that?
10:18It's Enos!
10:19Oh, my goodness!
10:21I believe it.
10:21Enos!
10:31Come here, come here!
10:32Hi, Daisy!
10:34It's so good to see you!
10:39Oh, Enos, you sly old devil.
10:41Why didn't you tell me you were coming home?
10:43I'm right sorry about that, Daisy,
10:44but I went to have my old job back before I came a-calling.
10:49There's another thing that ain't changed.
10:50Same old Enos.
10:51Cool as all get-out round the girls.
10:54Oh, and Vance Duke.
10:56I'll be ding-ding.
10:56It's good to see y'all.
10:58Sheriff Roscoe told me that
10:59Boy and Luke was gone,
11:00but he never mentioned a word about y'all being here.
11:02That's because Boss and Roscoe don't know it yet.
11:04And we'd like to keep it that way,
11:06as long as we can, all right?
11:07Vance, if that's what y'all want,
11:08my lips are sealed.
11:10All right, partner.
11:11Daisy, about me coming a-calling.
11:12Oh, honey, I can't talk right now.
11:14We're just on our way to Capital City.
11:15In fact, I wouldn't have even seen you right now
11:17if Hazard wasn't on the way.
11:18I'll see you, sugar.
11:19I'll see you.
11:21See you there, baby?
11:22But the surprises weren't all over for this day.
11:26Daisy and the boys had another surprise in store
11:28on the way to Capital City.
11:30And this surprise was spelled T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
11:36All right, let her roll.
11:44And there it is.
11:46Boss's new secret weapon,
11:48the Mean Green Machine.
11:50Shoot, it scares the fire out of me
11:52and I don't even know what it does yet.
11:53Hard left!
12:00All right, let's do it!
12:22What's that again?
12:29What is it?
12:32Come on, let's get on.
12:33Come on, let's get on.
12:58Hold up your hands and stay put.
13:00Nobody will get hurt.
13:02Looks like they're making a withdrawal.
13:05Freeze!
13:06All of you, freeze!
13:09You, chubby, put all the money in the box.
13:13Get it!
13:13Now!
13:15Move!
13:15I said move, move!
13:18Faster I haven't got all day,
13:20I want every last cent in there.
13:22Keep it coming, keep it coming!
13:23Move, move, move, move, move, move!
13:25Thank you all very much.
13:27You've been so kind.
13:33What is that thing backing out of the bank?
13:36You mean what's left of the bank.
13:44Go after it, cus.
13:45Maybe we can find out what this is all about.
13:53Nice move, Coy.
13:54I don't think I could have done it better myself, honey.
13:57We all had a great teacher, Uncle Jesse, now, didn't we?
14:04Someone's coming after us.
14:05Speed it up!
14:15Hey, Coy, that dude with the red headband is shooting at us.
14:17As long as I keep on missing.
14:25We'll be behind us, close and fast.
14:28Well, they won't be for long.
14:34Coy, watch out!
14:40Now, if they'd have been in the General Lee,
14:42they probably wouldn't even have slowed down.
14:46Now, they're really getting to me now.
14:47Ease up on the temper, cus.
14:49Just put the pedal to the metal, all right?
14:51All right.
14:56Yep, them boys do have a little duke blood.
14:59Hey, guys!
15:00What do we do there?
15:02There's that old saying about adding a frying pan into the fire.
15:10Things sure ain't changed very much in Hazard, have they?
15:23Hold it here, we'll fry them.
15:27Yeah!
15:41I see it, but I still ain't sure I believe it.
15:44Take another look at what's left of our car, Cus.
15:48Yeah, I'm okay.
15:50Oh, I can't figure this out. No way.
15:53I mean, where'd that thing come from?
15:55That ain't half as important as where it's going.
15:57You saw what happened in Capital City.
15:59You can do the same thing to every bank in the state.
16:01Including the one in Hazard.
16:02Ain't no place safe with a monster like that on the loose.
16:06Bring it on, hold the pop-up!
16:12Hold!
16:16All right, in high field, yeah!
16:20Oh, this looks like a good hand.
16:22Oh, yeah.
16:22You got enough cars in your hand?
16:24Yeah, let's see. One, two, three, four.
16:27Oh, that's good.
16:28You know, I know you got threesies and twosies.
16:31Give me twosies.
16:33I didn't tell you to go fish.
16:35Well, did you?
16:36All right, you lose.
16:37I win.
16:38Oh, good grief.
16:39Nothing but nothing can stop me now.
16:44Except them.
16:45Except what?
16:45Boss?
16:46Roscoe?
16:47Daisy Duke!
16:48Daisy!
16:49Coy Duke!
16:50Coy Duke!
16:51Sir?
16:52Vance Duke!
16:53Yes, sir.
16:53What are you doing in my office?
16:54In fact, what are you even doing in Hazard County?
16:57Oh, when you lived here six years ago, I thought we'd seen the last of you.
17:00And good riddance, stop bad rubbish, I might add.
17:03You were worse than Bo and Luke, Duke.
17:04Well, real sorry to make your day, gentlemen, but Coy and me, we're back for good.
17:08For good?
17:09For good?
17:09For good.
17:10Did he say for good?
17:10That's right.
17:11Right now, we're here to save your bacon, boss.
17:13Save my bacon?
17:14And we had to hitchhack all the way from Capital City to do it, boss, so you listen to us.
17:17Yeah, the Capital City bank just got knocked over by some kind of, I don't know, green machine.
17:21It looks like a cross between an army tank and something you might see out of a comic book.
17:25Oh, I know what that is.
17:26That's a figment of their imagination, ain't it?
17:29On the corner, there ain't no such animal.
17:31You're going to find out differently when it comes to Hazard and it robs your bank, boss.
17:35Oh, he can't rob his bank because...
17:36Because they don't exist.
17:38Ah, you dukes, you're all alike.
17:39You just come poking your nose in other people's business.
17:42Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke.
17:43Now, listen to reason, boss.
17:44No, you listen.
17:45I mean, you may not be on probation like your jailbreak cousins are, but I tell you, a duke's a
17:51duke.
17:51And you've got to be guilty or something.
17:53That's right.
17:54And when I find out what it is, I'm going to nail both your hides to the jailhouse wall and
17:58throw away the hammer.
17:59So get.
17:59Nobody can say we didn't try.
18:01Well, y'all make us feel real welcome.
18:03Yeah.
18:04Shame on you, too.
18:05Well, you just get on me.
18:09Oh, Roscoe.
18:11Roscoe, of all the people that come back into my life now...
18:14I know.
18:14Coy and Vance Duke.
18:16Vance Duke, I know.
18:17They make their cousins, Bo and Luke, look like choir boys.
18:21Yeah, I know.
18:22It's just nuts.
18:23Somebody up there hates me.
18:25Oh, little fat buddy, somebody down here likes you.
18:29Can I have a piece of this cake?
18:30No, no, no.
18:32This, boss, may I just want a little bite.
18:36Ring shot fire at you?
18:38It sure did.
18:39Then, after it burns our car to the crisp, it just turns around, rolls away, and disappears.
18:44Well, now, things don't just disappear.
18:47I got a feeling they just stashed it somewhere.
18:50The way we see things, whoever built that monster ain't going to settle for just the capital city bank.
18:54It's bound to show up again.
18:55And if it comes here, it could turn Hazard into one big pile of Kenleywood.
18:59There's another thing.
19:00It ain't like boss and Roscoe not to be scared of the Hazard Bank being robbed.
19:05It's a lesson they know a lot more than they're letting on.
19:07Either way, I think we'd better find this thing, even if we have to comb the whole Dane County to
19:11do it.
19:12I got a feeling we're going to have to put the old general back into service again.
19:18Now, Jesse was right, as usual.
19:21Because boss and Roscoe had gone to check on the mean green machine they said didn't even exist.
19:26Well, Christmas came early this year.
19:28Yeah.
19:29I already heard you got that jackpot.
19:31Oh, tinkle, tinkle.
19:33That's right, Santa.
19:34And that ain't all we got.
19:36Oh.
19:36Oh, that's true here, huh?
19:38Oh, what's that?
19:39Oh, Roscoe, look at that.
19:40Oh, look at that.
19:41That's my beautiful mean green machine.
19:43Oh, that looks mean.
19:43Oh, and looky there.
19:45What?
19:46That's what you got, huh?
19:48A printing press.
19:49Oh, printing press.
19:50Now then, are you sure that this model will do the job for us, ain't you?
19:54Positivo, amigo.
19:55Oh, good.
19:56I might have fired it a bunch after we sort of borrowed it from the Bayou Weekly Bugle.
20:01Yeah, borrowed it.
20:02Yeah, that's good.
20:03All right, all right.
20:03Now, let Santa take a gander.
20:06If they're cash, you withdrew from the bank.
20:08Hatfield, do the honors.
20:12Oh, beautiful.
20:14It's all there.
20:15$28,000 and change.
20:17$28,000 and change.
20:20You know something, Vos?
20:21What?
20:21If you only spent half that much on this monstrosity, well, you're into profit.
20:26Would you hush me?
20:27Just zip up.
20:28A smart man like you knows that a smart man like me has got lots of extra expenses.
20:35Like what?
20:36Like what?
20:37Well, like using some of this moolah here to make sure that nobody like Coy and Vance Duke
20:43will be around interfere with that big hit on Friday.
20:50Since how they'd be using him from now on, Coy and Vance figured they'd better find what
20:54old General Lee could do under battle conditions.
20:57Woo!
21:06Woo!
21:08Woo!
21:08Woo!
21:08Dang it, the gentleman don't handle good.
21:10Just like the first time Voh and Luke let me drive him.
21:14Woo!
21:16Woo!
21:18Woo!
21:18Woo!
21:20Woo!
21:20How do we start with what's left of the old car and then work our way back?
21:23Got it.
21:24Long about this time, Boss let old Roscoe in on the details of the biggest scam that he
21:29had ever pulled.
21:30You know all about them genuine government hundred-dollar printing plates, don't you?
21:34Oh, yeah!
21:36You mean to tell me that's what we're after?
21:39Government printing plates that print those genuine U.S. of A hundred-dollar bills?
21:44He wears some mints.
21:45Been having a big exhibition of them plates.
21:47Been showing them in banks all over the South.
21:49Ooh!
21:49Well, the exhibition is due to leave the luxury this very morning in an armed convoy.
21:54Ooh!
21:54Yeah, on their way back to Washington.
21:56Ooh!
21:56Only a little bird tells me they ain't gonna get back there just as soon as they thought.
22:02How's that little bird know that?
22:04Ooh!
22:04On the corner, that convoy is gonna be passing through our own hazard.
22:09Ooh!
22:09Yeah, on Friday.
22:11Yeah, right down the highway.
22:12Ooh!
22:12That little bird also told me that they're gonna be detained right there on the highway by
22:18what you saw in the barn.
22:19My mean green machine!
22:22Oh, Tom!
22:23And when that happens, why, we just get our hands on the plates.
22:27Get back to the barn, get out that press, and start printing money!
22:31Oh!
22:32After a couple of days of round-the-clock printing, I'm gonna miraculously discover them missing
22:37plates right out there in the boonies.
22:39In the boonies?
22:40Yeah!
22:40And then I'll just turn them over to the FBI!
22:43Oh!
22:44Oh!
22:45Turn them over to the FBI?
22:46Are you nuts, boss?
22:48Listen!
22:48Why would we do a fool thing like that when we can just keep printing?
22:51Printing, printing, printing, printing, printing!
22:52Oh, ain't you the greedy one?
22:54Yeah, printing.
22:54Well, enough is enough.
22:56Yeah, besides, I don't wanna get stuck with the evidence.
22:58No.
22:59Which reminds me.
23:00What?
23:00I gotta get back into condition.
23:03Look at me.
23:05Yeah.
23:07I gotta get myself enough energy and strength to start spending all that money.
23:18That does my arms.
23:19Now for my legs.
23:25It didn't take long before Vance's hunch about going back to their burned-out car paid off.
23:30What do you think?
23:31Well, listen, they've been using a road scraper around here.
23:33These oversized tracks had to be made by that fire-spitting machine.
23:37Yeah, that's the way I figured, too.
23:38And you know, we got just the guy who can run them down for us.
23:42Cooter.
23:42Yeah.
23:42Alright.
23:45Alright, here we go.
23:47Right here, I think we got it.
23:48We're in business here.
23:50What we've got here is a 12-ply off-road job that was made by the Bull Run Tire Company
23:56in Atlanta, Georgia.
23:58Well, how do we find out if anybody's sold a set of them, say, in the past couple months?
24:02Well, ain't nothing to it.
24:04Because we've got about a dozen dealers around the state, and I just call them up on the phone and
24:09ask them.
24:10Alright.
24:10Sure.
24:11Okay.
24:11Hey, y'all.
24:13I don't know if anybody's told you or not, but...
24:18Well, welcome back to Hazard.
24:21Where y'all been?
24:22How'd you see?
24:23How'd you see?
24:24How'd you see y'all?
24:25You're looking good.
24:27I can't do this wrong in the place.
24:29Let me blast this thing.
24:35Hey, D. Hogue here.
24:37Wanna speak to Santa Claus?
24:38Speaking?
24:40Huh?
24:41Oh, yeah.
24:42Yeah.
24:43Yeah.
24:44Alright, alright.
24:45Thank you very much, helper, and Merry Christmas.
24:48Isn't that good news?
24:49I guess.
24:50So, did you find your reindeer?
24:51Oh, better than that.
24:52What?
24:52That armored convoy left Biloxi this morning.
24:54Ooh.
24:55That means that on Friday, it'll be coming down the Hazard Highway right on schedule.
24:59We got nothing more to worry about.
25:01Except those dang dokes.
25:02Except those dang dokes.
25:04That's right.
25:05That's right.
25:05So, listen.
25:06You better just take care of them tonight.
25:08I'll take care of them tonight.
25:09That's good.
25:10Yeah.
25:10How you gonna do it?
25:11Don't kill me!
25:12Now, wait a minute, Murphy.
25:13Who'd you sell them to?
25:16Josh Groggins?
25:17Uh-huh.
25:19You got an address on him?
25:21He said he did.
25:22And if there's ever anything we can do for you up this way, just give us a holler here.
25:26Bye.
25:27Well, Josh Groggins moved a couple of weeks ago, but he did leave a forward in address.
25:33Care of General Delivery, right here in Hazard.
25:39McCoy, we just hit pay dirt.
25:41All right.
25:41Thank you, buddy.
25:42Any overtime, y'all.
25:43Thanks a lot, Cooter.
25:44Holler if you need me here.
25:49While the boys was grabbing some heavy winks after their first full day in Hazard, Roscoe
25:54was planting some of that loot from the capital city bank robbery in General Lee.
25:58So, he could find it in front of some witnesses the next morning.
26:02While nearly losing a thought.
26:04Ain't you glad he don't work for you?
26:07Oh, wow.
26:08Get in here.
26:11And the next morning, Boss's partners in crime was picking up some packages mailed to him.
26:15Care of General Delivery.
26:16What do you want?
26:17An invitation?
26:17Open the trunk.
26:30Hey, ain't that the two hot shots Boss warned us about?
26:33Hey, ain't that that dude with the red handkerchief?
26:35Yeah, that's him.
26:36I don't know if we ain't gonna wait around long enough to find out.
26:56Welcome back to Hazard, Coy.
26:58Duke boys got themselves a typical Hazard welcome.
27:06Now!
27:09Welcome back to Hazard, huh?
27:11Phew.
27:12What do they got against pedestrians?
27:14Yeah.
27:18Let's go get the general and ask him.
27:30You're right.
27:31Ha ha.
27:32I got you.
27:36All right.
27:37Just freeze it right there.
27:37Just freeze it.
27:38Bosco, will you quit clowning around?
27:40Fellas we think robbed the capital city bank of getting away.
27:43Are you kidding me?
27:44I know who robbed a bank and I'm looking right at them.
27:47Come on.
27:47All right.
27:48Get out of that vehicle and hand me the keys.
27:50Good.
27:51Now clean us.
27:52Now you guard that crook.
27:53And Enos, you open the trunk and let's find the evidence.
27:56Sorry, Vance.
27:57Where's his orders?
27:58All right.
27:59Just, just open it right up first.
28:01I just know we ain't gonna find that.
28:02Naughty, naughty.
28:03Oh, ho, ho.
28:05Touch him on a gun bus.
28:06Look at him.
28:07Vance.
28:08Yeah.
28:08Ah.
28:10Oh, ho, ho.
28:12Oh, ho.
28:13Oh, ho.
28:13Oh, ho!
28:14Oh, ho, ho.
28:15Oh, ho, ho.
28:15Oh, yeah.
28:19Oh, I should've hated doing that.
28:21I feel guilty as sin.
28:32There's no road between here and across them.
28:34Maybe we can head them off before they get there.
28:36All right.
28:50Give them a slip.
28:53Oh, not hardly.
28:54Over there.
29:17What'll happen to another quarter mile?
29:19I sure hope so, cuz.
29:38Dang, it's flooded just when we almost happened.
29:49All right.
29:51All right.
29:55Now, where were we before I was so rudely interrupted?
29:59Good.
29:59All right, you dick sticks.
30:01Cuff them and stuff them.
30:02Good.
30:02Sorry, fellas.
30:03Well, J.D. is sick to bail at $5,000.
30:07Now, I offered to give him a mortgage on the place for that amount, but he wouldn't hear
30:13a lot of money.
30:13He's got that kind of money.
30:14Help me, Uncle Jesse.
30:16What do you mean?
30:17You can let them out now, Cletus.
30:18What are you talking about, Ennis?
30:19You know I'd like to let them out as much as you, but I ain't got $5,000.
30:23And where are you gonna get $5,000?
30:24By selling my brand spanking new used quarter that I bought when I was in California.
30:28Thank you, Ennis, but we can't let you do that.
30:30That's right, Ennis.
30:31We can't.
30:32Thank you, honey.
30:32Already done did it, Daisy.
30:33And I got paid with a cashier's check from Mr. Hogsbank.
30:44Oh, Ennis, I sure want to thank you for getting my cousins out of jail.
30:48Yeah, thank you, Ennis.
30:49Well, shucks.
30:50That's the least I could do after locking y'all up like I done.
30:52Don't go blaming yourself, Ennis.
30:54It ain't your fault.
30:55Roscoe gives the orders.
30:56And we'll pay you back as soon as we find that green machine and make Boss and Roscoe
31:00drop those charges.
31:00That's right.
31:01And that ain't gonna be easy to do seeing as how we ain't got nothing to go on.
31:04We got this.
31:05They dropped out of the back of the car before they ran off.
31:08I sure wish I knew how it tied in.
31:09What is it?
31:10Hey, y'all, let me see that.
31:12Hey, I learned all about this kind of stuff in the Metro Squad of the California Police Department.
31:17This is the kind of paper the U.S. Mint uses print money on.
31:22All right.
31:23Happy Holidays.
31:24Happy Holidays.
31:25Roscoe, that armed convoy is already at Indian Forks.
31:29That means that in exactly one hour, it'll be coming down Hazard Highway.
31:34Oh, that's good news.
31:36Yeah.
31:37Not till I let Santa's helpers know it ain't.
31:39Oh.
31:40So, uh, while I'm talking on the CB, you keep up with my exercise, will ya?
31:43I'm 15 pounds behind schedule.
31:52That's a big 10-4, Santa.
31:54We're on our way.
31:56If y'all don't start picking up your forks, fellas, I'm gonna think you don't like my cooking.
32:01Sorry, Daisy.
32:02I got too much on my mind to eat.
32:03You ain't the only one.
32:05It just don't make sense.
32:06They got a machine capable of knocking over any bank in the state, and they ship in bank no paper.
32:11Why?
32:11Maybe J.D.'s gonna start his own mint.
32:15Counterfeiting ain't that easy, even if you do have the right paper and ink.
32:18If you got the right paper and ink, you gotta have perfect plates this day and age.
32:22And where are you gonna find them in Hazard County?
32:24And here it comes.
32:26The U.S. government department of myth, $100 plates.
32:33Hey, Uncle Jesse, what's that say there on the front page?
32:36Where?
32:37Right there.
32:39$100 plates on tour.
32:41The government's been exhibiting $100 plates throughout the South.
32:45After being on exhibit in Biloxi for three weeks, the plates left for Washington yesterday morning.
32:52That means they'll be coming down Hazard Highway.
32:53That means any time now.
32:55Well, there's your answer, Uncle Jesse.
32:56That's how boss is gonna get them plates.
32:57Who's gonna hijack them with that big green battle wagon?
33:00Come on.
33:01My goodness.
33:03Now, Daisy, you go south and give us a call if you see that convoy.
33:05Uncle Jesse, go north in case they get by us.
33:07I got you.
33:26I got you.
33:29Now, I got you.
33:37Let's go.
33:38Go home.
33:39In thewoods.
33:39To the big house.
33:45We got you.
33:51This girl see it again!
33:54All right, Hatfield, they're tipping over.
34:01When that government driver comes to, he gonna be one surprise fella.
34:42Oh, no, come on! Go get him! Go on!
34:54Those kids ain't an orange car yet. Oh, Swetsky.
35:00Now, I do hope that they remember what happened the last time. I'd hate to see old General torched.
35:11They're playing serious. Yeah.
35:23Because you and me are going to have to make the fastest pit stop tire change in history.
35:26Well, go, stand there. Let's get moving.
35:36Santa's helper, CB, boss, and told him that they had the place.
35:39And they would meet him at the hideout.
35:43Let's go.
35:46Less than two minutes. They can't be too far ahead. Let's go.
35:56They can't be very close.
35:57Let's go.
36:01Let's go.
36:04Let's go.
36:07Let's go.
36:12You.
36:21I don't have to sign up them yet, and we can see a good five miles from here.
36:25But we couldn't have passed them.
36:27Hey, that pickup truck back there, holding that trailer.
36:30It could have been underneath those tarps.
36:32All right, let's go.
36:50Hey, what are we stopping here for?
36:53We got the plates, why don't we just take off?
36:55I want to make sure that the boss and Roscoe can't blow the whistle till we're a couple hundred miles
37:00away.
37:00Now, that's downright dishonest.
37:05It didn't take long for the boys to learn that they was hot on the trail, but it sure cooled
37:10off in a hurry.
37:11They lost us again.
37:12What do we do now?
37:14We'll keep looking, unless...
37:16Hey, over there.
37:18Now, I can understand Roscoe patrolling the road to Seminole Canyon.
37:21Only why'd boss be right along with him?
37:24Because he's after the same thing we are.
37:26The green machine?
37:27It looks that way.
37:28We'll use that bridge and then double back.
37:30It's a couple miles downstream, but it's better than driving through that quicksand.
37:33Floor it, cuz!
37:59You got the plates, I presume.
38:03Beautiful, beautiful.
38:05Beautiful, beautiful, yeah.
38:06All right, what are we waiting for?
38:08Uncrate the press and stop printing.
38:11Start printing.
38:12Yeah, yeah.
38:18Well, it's empty.
38:19Yeah, wait a minute.
38:21Listen, help us.
38:22We need a press.
38:23How else are we gonna print my money?
38:25We ain't.
38:26We gonna print mine.
38:28You?
38:29Only not here.
38:30Boss, I hate to tell you this, but I think we've been snookered.
38:33Snookered?
38:33With the capital Snook.
38:35Well, so we have.
38:36Well, you're the sheriff, ain't you?
38:38Right.
38:38Arrest them snookerers.
38:40Yeah.
38:41Well, no, I'll arrest them.
38:42I'll cuff them and stuff them.
38:44I'll cuff them and stuff them like they've never been stuffed.
38:47I mean, I'll throw them in that slammer until they vibrate.
38:50I mean, I'm just...
38:55On second thought, I'm gonna let them off with just a warning.
39:00It took the boys a good ten minutes to detour around the bridge
39:03and get back on the road to Seminole Canyon.
39:06By then, them crooks and the mean green machine was long gone.
39:11But the boys managed to spot old Roscoe's patrol car.
39:14The Duke luck is a-holdin' out.
39:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:25Do for it.
39:26What happened?
39:26What happened?
39:27Well, we spotted that green machine you boys told us about,
39:30and, uh, and, uh, well, we followed it here,
39:33so, uh, the sheriff could arrest who was ever in it.
39:39He's the one who planned the whole thing.
39:40Yeah, I planned the whole thing
39:42to stop them from bankrupting the whole U.S. of A.
39:46Yeah, that's my law-abiding duty as a patriotic law-abiding citizen, ain't it?
39:50Well, then it's our patriotic duty to help you, boss.
39:52Yes, sir.
39:53Oh, well, you almost took the words right out of my mouth.
39:55Yeah, mind you.
39:57Are they going to help me?
39:58Are they going to help me?
40:03All right.
40:06All right, come on, too.
40:08Come on.
40:08Get moving.
40:09Get moving, man.
40:14Where'd they go?
40:15That way.
40:15All right.
40:15Go on there.
40:17That's it.
40:19Well, at least we know which way they're going.
40:21This is the only road to the canyon.
40:23I just hope they ain't got too much of a head start on us, partner.
40:33This is Sheriff Rush.
40:35Peek cold train calling hazard two.
40:38This is hazard one.
40:39Come back.
40:40Yes, sir, Sheriff.
40:41Now, which one of us do you want?
40:43I'll take it.
40:45We don't want either one of you.
40:47But we got no choice.
40:49Now, you just listen.
40:50There's a pickup pulling that mean green machine on a flatbed trailer.
40:54And they're headed east on Seminole Road.
40:56Now, your job is to slow them down.
40:59Yes, sir.
41:00What's that?
41:00The roadblock ship.
41:02I was afraid of something like that.
41:03Yeah, we can't take a chance with this pickup.
41:05We'll have to go with the machine.
41:06Pull over.
41:07You and Seminole Road, we're going the wrong way.
41:08Seminole Road is back this way.
41:33Hey, I'll chop down a tree.
41:34You get them barricades out of the truck, please.
41:49They got rid of the excess baggage.
41:50We must have them worried.
41:52Come on, we've got to catch them before they reach the end of the canyon.
41:54There's a dozen ways they could go from there.
42:24There's a dozen ways they could go from there.
42:25He's coming.
42:33Clears, that night's dangerous.
42:34Yeah, well, it's made me mad now.
42:36It's up for the big green bully.
42:37Get after it.
42:52All right, Clears, take it and pull it.
42:54We can take this turkey.
43:02Hey, don't get me.
43:03Go away!
43:07You want to drive?
43:25Hey, Scouts, is that orange car in the end?
43:36If you stay out of range of that flamethrower, we'll be okay.
43:39You got it.
43:40I like my barbecue in the backyard, not the front seat.
43:51We're gonna have to thank Bo and Luke for leaving us their arrows.
43:54Sure will.
43:59Anytime you're ready, Coy.
44:02Hey, anytime you're ready.
44:03All right.
44:04Join the Air Force and see the world.
44:05You better get moving.
44:06We are gonna see the world.
44:33Now, if anybody didn't know the Duke family was up to snuff, they'd know now.
44:39Good job.
44:40See what I mean?
44:42What was that you saying about them boys not being able to measure up to Bo and Luke?
44:47Just shows you how wrong a girl can be once in a while.
44:52Oh, I'm so proud of him, Uncle Jesse.
44:55Roscoe had the pleasure of throwing the crooks into the slander.
44:58And he was dang lucky he didn't have to go with them.
45:00Oh, no!
45:01That door!
45:02See there?
45:03See that?
45:03Don't you!
45:04Enos got his bail money back and went a-calling on Daisy.
45:07Just like he used to.
45:09Oh!
45:15You know something, cuz?
45:16What's that?
45:17Out of all the fancy places I've been in, it's still real nice being back in Hazard.
45:22Funny, I feel the same way.
45:25I wouldn't trade life here for anything.
45:28Oh, man.
45:35Now, you might say that everything was back to normal.
45:38Uh, except for one little thing.
45:40When the boys went out to get the Mean Green machine, it was gone.
45:45Only I got a sneaking hunch that someday it'll be showing up in Hazard again.
46:09Dang!
46:09Deutsch!
46:09Museum of Rajoy.
46:13๋ Julian dolphin.
46:24Alright, we'll get off thecape themed article.
46:25What's the height of a chance it will carry though?
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46:27Creoome will be making music.
46:27And we'll ะปัั at all.
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