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00:00On the Dukes.
00:02I'm rich!
00:03When Bo and Luke discover part of a million dollar fortune,
00:06everybody starts rushing to Hazard County to join the search for the rest of it.
00:09Good news!
00:13Hey, he is home!
00:15Good night, Jack!
00:22Even Roy Orbison joins in.
00:24Oh, pretty long ago.
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:03The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the normal life
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:26Yee-haw!
01:45When it comes to cross-country racing, General Lee moves out real smart.
01:49But running is only half of cross-country racing. The other half is knowing the course.
02:12If the good Lord had meant for cars to swim, he'd have put water wings on it, wouldn't he?
02:16I swear, Bo, there are times. That shouldn't be too hard.
02:20Hey!
02:20Ha-ha-ha!
02:22Y'all picked a heck of a time to go waiting. I thought we was racing.
02:25Yeah, one thing I can't stand is a sore winner.
02:27Yeah, especially when he wins fair and square.
02:29Ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:31I'll get you out of there.
02:34Nice piece of driving.
02:36All right.
02:38He got a rope or something in here, I imagine.
02:43It's real funny, ain't it, Cooter?
02:46The General could beat you on the ground.
02:48Double that thing up there.
02:51Hey, Bo, come here. Look at this.
02:56Hey, them's $50 bills.
02:58Got to be $20 up here.
02:59Let's see them.
03:00Cooter, we found us a thousand bucks.
03:02Hey, we're rich!
03:03Yeah!
03:04Hey!
03:16I never did think I'd be giving General Grant a permit.
03:19As soon as you're finished with his hair, will you hand him over here so I can iron his shirt?
03:23Uncle Jesse, I ain't never seen nothing like it.
03:25That money jumped out of Hazard Creek and it looks like a big-mouthed bass.
03:28And the best part of it is, we ain't got no idea who it belongs to.
03:32Yeah!
03:33Don't get excited, Bo.
03:35It don't belong to us.
03:36We'll just have to give it back to the Sheriff.
03:39Turn it over to Roscoe's like putting in Boss's back pocket.
03:42We gotta figure out a way to get it out of his pocket
03:45before he figures out how he never had it in the first place.
03:53That's about the size of it, Roscoe.
03:55We don't know how the money got in the creek or where it came from.
03:57Oh, you two just hush.
03:58You just lie.
03:59You lie all the time.
04:00You probably stole the money and then lost your nerve, didn't you?
04:04Hey, Roscoe.
04:05What?
04:05There ain't no way to talk if somebody's gonna give you money.
04:08Oh.
04:08No, sir.
04:09Let me show you how.
04:10Oh.
04:10Hand it over.
04:11Yeah.
04:12Oh, well.
04:12Not to him.
04:14To me.
04:16Come on, come on.
04:21Thanks, boss.
04:22What was that all about?
04:23Just recording the incident for posterity, boss.
04:26I would take that picture and those serial numbers over the Hazard Gazette.
04:29That way, when the rightful owner shows up, you'll know exactly where to find his cash.
04:33Give it.
04:34Have a nice day.
04:36Oh.
04:36Oh.
04:37We got it, didn't we?
04:38We'll just...
04:39We'll just have a little...
04:40Oh.
04:42Now, the Hazard Gazette don't get an exclusive story very often, unless you count three yoked
04:47eggs or missing dogs as exclusive.
04:49One thousand dollars was found in fifty dollar bills by Bo and Luke Duke while waiting in
04:54Hazard Creek.
04:54And it says here, this discovery is expected to touch off a wide search for the additional
04:58money since the serial numbers of these bills confirm that they are part of the million
05:02dollars stolen and the Hazard County hijacking that took place five years ago.
05:06Well, what do you know?
05:07You're famous.
05:08Still broke, but you're famous.
05:10Could be a lot worse.
05:11We could have found a whole kit and caboodle.
05:13Giving it back would have been like pulling teeth, huh?
05:17Soon as that story broke, just about every fortune hunter and treasure seeker who could
05:21read, headed for Hazard like bears to a honeycomb.
05:27Including a few with a personal score to settle.
05:30But that's getting ahead of the story.
05:32And the serial numbers confirmed that the bills were part of a million dollar hijacking
05:37that took place in Hazard five years ago.
05:41I knew it all along.
05:42That was that bank shipping.
05:43Don't you remember?
05:45No.
05:45Well, the thief or thieves was never caught.
05:48And that million dollars ain't been seen since.
05:50Oh.
05:52Roscoe, I smell something in the air.
05:58It ain't flash cause I gave her a bath this morning.
06:00I mean money.
06:01Oh.
06:01A million dollars worth of stolen money that's about to fall right into my lip.
06:05You don't have a lap.
06:06Well, I don't need one.
06:08I got me a safe.
06:09Which I already got a down payment on them million simoleons.
06:12Oh, wrong, wrong, wrong.
06:13See, you're wrong here.
06:14See, all you got in that safe is a piddly little thousand dollars at the Duke boys.
06:21You think those Duke boys hijacked that money five years ago?
06:25Well, don't make no difference when they did it then.
06:28Don't make no difference.
06:29They gonna be arrested for the crime.
06:31Oh, I love that.
06:32Don't you?
06:32Don't you?
06:33Yeah, and even if they only found it, I want you to watch them night and day.
06:36Yeah, we'll watch it.
06:37Because whenever they go back to get the rest of that money, we'll catch them in the air.
06:41Oh, we'll catch them.
06:43And then they'll go straight to prison.
06:46And we'll be left to count the money.
06:47I'll be left to count the money.
06:49You'll be left to count the money, eh, Jason?
06:56Well, Roscoe's come up with another new secret weapon.
07:00His own army.
07:01And troop.
07:04And he didn't waste no time trying to catch the boys in the act.
07:33He's still hanging in back there.
07:35I'll just have to lose him.
07:40That old boy don't look too easy to lose.
07:42He's sticking like glue.
07:43What are we gonna do now?
07:44We won't do anything in front of witnesses.
07:46Maybe I can race a couple of locals and scare him off.
07:48Yeah, but he might have a CB that ain't hear ya.
07:50Good.
07:51Maybe that will help scare him off.
07:52Mayday, mayday.
07:54Anybody in hazard is listening.
07:55We need help in a hurry.
07:57We're being chased north along Hazard Creek.
07:59My name is a fella in a blue sedan.
08:02Please, somebody, anybody, help us.
08:05There they are over there.
08:08All right, lady, we see ya.
08:10Just stay ahead of them until we catch up with you.
08:12I tell you what, them boys could find trouble in a Sunday school class.
08:20I reckon it's time to learn this Jasper some manners.
08:35I got a feeling we ain't seen the last of that old boy.
08:50Hey, listen.
08:50Folks, all right?
08:52See ya!
08:52Oh, Duke!
08:53Ain't it funny how a man's past has a way of catching up with him when he least expects it?
08:57They're coming to Hazard.
08:58The last time them two seen each other was in the Marine Corps.
09:00You heard me talking about Phil Ackley, my own Marine buddy.
09:02This here's Bo Duke, my cousin.
09:03How do you do?
09:04How you doing, Bo?
09:05This is my sister Kate and our friend Tommy Dunkirk.
09:07Hold on a minute.
09:08Now, you ain't about to tell me that you're the scrawny little thing that Phil had a picture of in
09:12his wallet, are you?
09:14Okay, I won't tell you.
09:15Just the truth.
09:17Well, then, I guess all you have to do is tell us who it was that was chasing you.
09:20Wish I knew.
09:21Whoever it was has been watching us for days.
09:23Buddy, I hate to think what might have happened if you hadn't run him off.
09:26Ah, let's not worry about him.
09:27You and I got a lot of catching up to do.
09:29And besides, Uncle Jesse would kick our tail if we didn't invite you all over for dinner.
09:33Well, seeing as how you just saved our skins, I guess it's the least we can do.
09:37Well, all right then.
09:39Luke, I'll follow you.
09:41You got it.
09:46Hey, ain't that the fellow that was chasing Luke's buddy?
09:49So you're Phil, the one that saved Luke's life during the war.
09:53Well, I've been waiting a long time to meet you so I can thank you personally for what you did
09:57for Luke.
09:57That goes for me, too.
09:59I just happened to be in the right place when Luke's chute didn't open, so I had to grab him.
10:02I'm sure he'd done the same thing for me.
10:04You better believe it.
10:06What's y'all doing in Hazard?
10:07Well, to tell you the truth, we were looking for you.
10:10Yeah, when we read the serial numbers on those bills y'all found,
10:12we couldn't get here fast enough.
10:14You see, Luke, Kate was the dispatcher for that armored car company when that money was stolen five years ago.
10:19Now, she was the only one that knew the exact route of that shipment.
10:21The company thought it was an inside job.
10:23As a matter of fact, they still do.
10:24I was arrested in jail for 24 hours.
10:27Then they had to release me for lack of evidence, but ever since I've been followed by weirdos,
10:31all of them thinking I was going to lead them to the money.
10:33Including that guy in a blue sedan.
10:35Probably.
10:36See, the only way we're going to put this whole mess behind us is if we go out there and
10:39find that money ourselves
10:40and give it back to the company.
10:41We thought we'd start looking where y'all found those bills.
10:43Good place as any.
10:45Look, we get started just as soon as you get settled in somewhere.
10:48That'll take about five minutes, because you're going to stay here with us.
10:50Yes.
10:51Kate, you can share my room, and Phil and Mr. Dunkirk, you have the parlor.
10:55You all best not refuse.
10:56Uncle Jesse don't take no for an answer.
10:58Well, Daisy's even more stubborn than he is.
11:00That's right.
11:00You got some luggage?
11:02All right.
11:02Get the luggage over here.
11:09Oh, Flash!
11:11They're coming!
11:12And they're coming!
11:13Can't you see?
11:14Looks like everybody's watching.
11:19Don't worry, Flash!
11:21I'll get them quicker than you!
11:29Oh, hush!
11:31Duke, I don't know who he is either.
11:40Will you get back in here and put your seatbelt on?
11:43We're in hot pursuit!
11:50I don't know who he is.
11:52I don't know who he is.
11:58Do you want me to go?
12:06I'm going to go!
12:07You can still see me!
12:07I do not know who he is.
12:07I said I'm sorry.
12:08I did not know who he is.
12:12I'm sorry, too.
12:14Oh, he is.
12:27What? What? What do you see that I don't?
12:30Look at that. There's old Roscoe playing soldier again.
12:33Roscoe's our sheriff. He spends about half his time chasing us around Hazard County.
12:37We spend half of our time losing him.
12:40Hang on, y'all.
12:42Bye-bye, Roscoe.
13:20Does he always drive like this?
13:22Well, no. Usually it's more radical than that.
13:44I don't know who he is, but he sure is determined.
14:07Uh, Cleetish? This is your superior officer, Roscoe.
14:10Happy cold train calling. You got your ears on. Come on.
14:12Yes, sir, Roscoe, sir. I got my ears on, my eyes open, and my nose pointed due north, sir. Come
14:17on back.
14:17Well, un-point it, you dipstick, and head over toward Meadow Road.
14:21We got a couple of Duke boys to watch.
14:23Yes, sir. Roger Wilco.
14:26Over here.
14:40This Cleetish is going straight at us. We can't stop him now. He's going to pound us good.
14:45Hang on, y'all.
14:50Honey, I don't blame you. I'll hide my eyes, too.
15:11Oh, I'm okay.
15:15See? See what happens when you're buckled up for safety, and there's no problem whatsoever?
15:19Get your dust scuff you a little bit once in a while, I'm sure.
15:36Not only is he ugly, but he ain't even helpful.
15:42Now, looking for missing money, we'll get some folks out of their house.
15:46The boss is making a pretty penny on every one of them.
15:49That's it, all right.
15:52Hurry, hurry, hurry, you're open.
15:53Here you go, Rick.
15:55Yeah.
15:56All right, that's it. Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it there.
16:00Let's have something up here. That's right. All right, then. There you go.
16:05Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
16:06No mapping, no finding cashier. I'm very sorry, sir. I can't make change to that $10 bill.
16:11But here, take a second map. You look really lost.
16:15That's it. All right.
16:17Hurry, hurry, hurry, ladies and gentlemen. Get your $5 Hazard County official Monday map right here.
16:22Hurry, hurry, hurry, $50.
16:24What do you want?
16:24How long have I got to keep hawking these dead burned things?
16:27Well, how long have you been talking about getting a raise?
16:30The buzzer's on the buzzer. You mean if I keep selling these things, I get a raise?
16:32No, but I'm going to let you keep talking about it.
16:34Now, come on. Now, come on. Give me that.
16:37That's my fingers. Give me the money.
16:40Well, you can have it. You can have my fingers.
16:42Now, come on. Keep selling.
16:44You can have it.
16:44Oh, come on.
16:45All right.
16:46Get in your mouth right here.
16:47Come on. Come on.
16:48Come on.
17:06It floats right downstream to us.
17:08You think the rest of those money bags could have floated further downstream?
17:12Any further downstream would have took them right through the middle of Hazard.
17:15Somebody would have found it for sure.
17:16What's in that other direction?
17:17Swamp, mostly.
17:19Been that way ever since the flood.
17:21You know, that would have been right after the hijacking.
17:24Well, I don't care if it's wall-to-wall alligators.
17:26We've got to keep on looking.
17:27Well, they're not going to do us much good now.
17:28We better start looking back in the morning.
17:30That suits me just fine.
17:32That'll give us all of tonight to get acquainted.
17:34Only thing, I was thinking the same thing myself.
17:39Let's go, boy.
17:40Is that it?
17:41Yeah.
17:43Of course.
17:59All we've got to do now is figure out where to start looking.
18:02Yeah, I've got a map of Hazard Creek inside.
18:04I ought to give us a few ideas.
18:05Come on.
18:07There you go, dear.
18:12I'll be with you as soon as I freshen up.
18:14You got it, Rooster.
18:18You know, this fellow keeps popping up like a bad penny in a collection box.
18:31Kate, are you all right?
18:37Are you all right?
18:38Yeah, I'm just frightened.
18:40Did you get a good look at him?
18:42I think it's the same guy who's been chasing us, but I can't be sure.
18:45How about you?
18:46I didn't see a thing.
18:47I was too busy playing catch.
18:49He went out the window.
18:51Shoot, whoever it was is long gone by now.
18:53No, he'll be back.
18:54It ain't him be somebody just like him.
18:56Thinking Kate can lead him to the money.
18:58Let's change our minds.
18:59Let's beat them all to it.
19:00Come on, let's get back to the map.
19:01All right.
19:09What do you think?
19:10The Treasury Department or the FBI?
19:12Neither one.
19:13The Fed wouldn't have to break in, so he could have got himself a search warrant.
19:16Phil, I'm scared.
19:18Maybe we should get out of here while we still can.
19:20Not while we're this close, baby.
19:23Back here at that creek, I could almost taste that money.
19:26Did you spot any of the landmarks?
19:28No.
19:30No, I think the flood washed them all the way.
19:33But sooner or later, them Duke boys are going to lead me to a place I recognize.
19:36And when they do, it's going to be all downhill for us.
19:58Next morning, the money hunters were still flocking in to hazard, and boss was still fleecing the flock.
20:03I don't know.
20:16I don't know.
20:19I don't know.
20:26WhatZo says, Tim?
20:27Yeah.
20:38Here you go.
20:40Thanks.
20:43Meanwhile, it was hard to say who was thinking more about Kate, Jesse or Luke.
20:49It's bothering you two.
20:51Why would you say something like that?
20:53Well, neither of you opened your mouth in the last 15 minutes.
20:56Well, sometimes it's best not to say anything at all than to say something you'll be sorry for.
21:00Okay. Hey, what's your excuse?
21:04Nothing. I'm just thinking.
21:05Yeah, I bet I know about who, too.
21:08Borenfield are fixing to leave any minute now, Luke.
21:10Tell them I'll be out directly just as soon as Kate's ready.
21:13All right.
21:15What did I tell you, Uncle Jesse?
21:17You thought for her so fast, for a minute there I thought he was Bo.
21:21Good morning, everybody. Good morning.
21:24Good morning.
21:27Good morning.
21:29Good morning.
21:30Hi.
21:32Good morning.
21:33You just in time for breakfast. What'll it be? Bacon and grits or grits and bacon?
21:37I'll just have some black coffee, thanks. I'm fighting the Battle of the Bulge.
21:41Could have fooled me.
21:43I keep thinking about that snapshot Phil had. You don't look nothing like that.
21:48That's probably because I wasn't a blonde fan.
21:52Well, that sounds like the General Lee's ready to go.
21:55We're going to take both cars.
21:57That way, in case one of them gets stuck in the swamp, we'll be able to pull out with the
22:00other one.
22:00Good idea.
22:01You coming, sweetheart?
22:02Hmm. After being half scared to death yesterday afternoon and then staying up half a night with you.
22:08Shh. I'm so tired, I think I'd just slow you down.
22:11See it yourself.
22:12We'll see you all later. Take it easy.
22:14Bye.
22:42Bye-bye.
22:44Oh, that was Phil's idea. You know, just in case we got some more of those visitors.
22:49Well, that's good. Seems how I'm not going to be here to look after you.
22:53Where are you going?
22:54Uh, I'm going into town to get Maudine some oats.
22:57You bought oats yesterday, Uncle Jesse.
22:59Well, then I'll get her some alfalfa cake or something.
23:03Bye.
23:17For once, old Roscoe's doing everything right.
23:20Guess he must have been taking lessons from Flash.
23:22Oh, good.
23:23Oh, good.
23:24I'm messing with the wrong man-ish now.
23:38And Jesse decided to do a little research at the Hazard Gazette.
23:50Here you be, Jesse.
23:52Every word we ever printed about that armored car hijacked back five years ago.
23:56Uh, thank you, Emma.
23:58I had to climb plumb up to the top shelf to find him.
24:02I appreciate that.
24:04I hope I didn't put you into too much trouble.
24:06Oh, my.
24:07I know it was my pleasure.
24:09You know I'd do anything for you.
24:11Uh, then could I have my hand back?
24:14Oh, I must have been carried away.
24:17You want me to turn the pages for you?
24:18No, no, no, Emma.
24:20That's what I need the hand for.
24:21See, it just works just like that.
24:26Well, I'll be horn-swoggled.
24:28Is she a friend of yours, Jesse?
24:30Well, not exactly.
24:32But, uh, her name ain't Rhodes.
24:35Exactly.
24:36Maybe she changed it.
24:38Wouldn't take much for the right man to make me change mine.
24:42Uh, could I borrow this, Emma?
24:45If you promise to return it,
24:47I work at the post office afternoons,
24:49but you could drop it off at the house most any evening.
24:54Oh, well, uh, I'll remember that, Emma.
24:58But, uh, don't wait up for me.
25:11Shepherd of lost sheep, shepherd of lost sheep.
25:13Oh, chefs will get for time to lost shepherd back.
25:15What's that all about?
25:17No, sounded like Uncle Jesse.
25:18I can't tell, though.
25:19Uh, Luke?
25:20Luke, you catch any of that?
25:22Not a chance.
25:23That's all I can do to make you out over all that garbage.
25:26You must be too far away, then.
25:28Uh, listen, Uncle Jesse,
25:29if that's you trying to reach us on the emergency channel,
25:32you must be too far away.
25:33We can't understand a word you're saying.
25:35We'll have to try it back again later, okay?
25:37Repeat, Uncle Jeff, we're two here.
25:39Right here for two lost sheep.
25:40Shep, bird, two lost sheep.
25:41Can you read me?
25:42Go, Bert.
25:43Go, Bert.
25:46Go, Bert.
25:52Go, Bert.
26:09Go, Bert.
26:12at least once a week.
26:13But look, this is something special.
26:16Hey, Uncle Jesse.
26:18You look mad enough to chew nails.
26:19I am, and I'm just getting started.
26:22You haven't been exactly honest with us dukes,
26:24have you, ma'am?
26:26About what?
26:27Take a look at that.
26:29In case you've forgotten, it says in there
26:30your name is Sandy Rhodes.
26:32And you're no more Phil's sister than Daisy here.
26:35Don't make sense.
26:37Why would you lie about a thing like that?
26:38I have my reasons.
26:40Look on the other side.
26:43Remind you of anybody we know?
26:44Phil!
26:45He's a hijacker?
26:46She planned the whole thing.
26:48It was an inside job.
26:50The only thing is they lost track of the money.
26:57Now all we need is that fellow in the blue car to show up.
27:08Yeah, that should hold him.
27:10I'm sorry we had to do this, Daisy.
27:12Yeah, I'll bet you are.
27:14Save your breath, Daisy.
27:15We'll get our say at the trial.
27:17Don't count on it.
27:19That million dollars is going to take us a long way from Hazard County.
27:22Pity he ain't found it.
27:24We will.
27:25Just as soon as Luke and Bo lead Phil close enough
27:28to recognize the spot where he buried it.
27:32I'll get the Jeep.
27:33You finish up in here.
27:42By this time, the boys had worked their way up the creek.
27:46Which is exactly where old Roscoe wanted to keep them.
28:02This ain't our day.
28:03The dang bridge is out.
28:09It's just our luck.
28:16Good, good, good.
28:18You just wanted to love police work, could you?
28:21Yeah.
28:28We must have searched 10 miles of that creek bed.
28:30There's still no sign of that money.
28:32Well, he had to do it.
28:34Maybe we'll have better luck over Bear Point.
28:36There's so many dang places to look over there.
28:38Indian caves and stump holes, hollow trees.
28:42Go ahead, Phil.
28:43Take your pick.
28:46Well, listen, how far is it to Bear Point?
28:49Well, it's about, uh...
28:51I'd say just a couple miles as a crow flies.
28:53Only we ain't crows.
28:54That creek's too swole up to drive across.
28:56How long would it take us to drive to the nearest bridge?
28:58It takes at least an hour and a half.
29:02You know, listen, if that money is at Bear Point,
29:05somebody else is liable to get it before we do.
29:07Not if we jump to General Lacrosse and drive from there.
29:10This can't be more than 100 feet, Bo.
29:11Come on, it might as well be 1,000 feet, Luke.
29:13You ain't gonna get no lift off of this.
29:14All we do is fill in a couple potholes and pack it up.
29:17We get enough lift.
29:18We'll be across before you know it.
29:19I like that.
29:20Listen, I'll go get the shovels out of the car.
29:21Yeah, all right.
29:22You got it.
29:24Why don't we give Uncle Jesse a call on the CB?
29:27It might have been him trying to get us before.
29:29I'm way ahead of you.
29:37Lost sheep to Shepard.
29:38Lost sheep to Shepard.
29:39Come back.
29:40Lost sheep to Shepard.
29:41Lost sheep to Shepard.
29:42Come back.
29:43Uncle Jesse, this here's Luke.
29:45Come back.
29:48Shoot, that don't make no sense.
29:49Channel's clear and all that static's gone.
29:51How come he ain't answering?
29:52He always monitors that frequency when we're out, too.
29:55Something's wrong.
29:56I just got a feeling.
29:57I got the same feeling.
29:58What do you think we should do?
29:59Let's go.
30:00Me and Phil make the jump and go on.
30:02You take that car and get back from the farm.
30:04Phil, can I use your car?
30:05I'm a little worried about Uncle Jesse.
30:07Yeah, be my guest.
30:09Look, me and Phil make the jump and then head on down to Bear Point and start looking for
30:13that hijack money.
30:14All right, as soon as I get to the farm, find out everything's okay.
30:16I'll go to the bridge and meet you all there.
30:17You got it.
30:18You diggin'.
30:18Yeah, he's running.
30:19Good, good, good.
30:24Good.
30:50Crazy Cooter, this here is Bo.
30:51I hope you're monitoring this channel, buddy.
30:53Breaker 1, Breaker 1.
30:54Might be crazy, but I ain't done crazy.
30:56Crazy Cooter coming back at you, making hay all day with a heavy load on the open road.
31:00Hey, bro, if you got the time, I got the rhyme.
31:03No, sir, not unless it rhymes with Uncle Jesse.
31:05Listen, I can't raise the farm, and I got a hunch you might be in trouble.
31:08Why'd you say so?
31:09I'll see you there.
31:10Here.
31:10It's a big 10-4, Cooter.
31:11Thanks a lot.
31:12I sure hope old Tyrone don't mind.
31:47Good news.
31:48Good news.
31:49Good news.
31:50Hey, boss, listen.
31:51I got news for you.
31:53Yeah, well, I got news for you, too.
31:55I ain't gonna put up with you bursting in here incognito trying to get your choppers on my ribs.
32:01Well, if you're so desperate, go buy yourself some food stamps.
32:05Well, listen.
32:06Listen, boss.
32:07Listen.
32:08I know where the money is.
32:09Where, where, where, where, where, where?
32:10It's up at Bear Point.
32:12Oh, Bear Point?
32:12Yeah.
32:13Luke Duke is up there right now digging it up.
32:16Then why ain't you up there trying to catch him?
32:18Well, well, it's, it's, uh, there's no big rush, you see.
32:22He's gonna jump that General Lee in there.
32:24But there ain't no way he can jump it back out.
32:26Oh, I see.
32:26Which means only one thing.
32:28Yeah?
32:28What?
32:29He has to come in from the west.
32:31Oh.
32:31Oh.
32:33Listen, I thought you'd want to be in on the killing.
32:35Well, I do.
32:36I'll be waiting for him and the money.
32:38Every last dollar.
32:39Every last dollar.
32:41Wait a minute.
32:42Shame on you every last dollar indeed.
32:44Why shame on me?
32:45If there's one thing I can't abide, it's greed.
32:47How do you get that?
32:48Because if we keep all the money bonehead, we ain't gonna have any at all to plant on the
32:55Dukes and frame, uh, uh, finagle them into jail.
33:01Into jail.
33:02Oh, I love that.
33:03I love that.
33:04I just love you when you get those evil little thoughts about the Duke boys and that fat little
33:08head of yours.
33:09I love it.
33:10I love it.
33:10I love it.
33:16Come on, let's go.
33:17You just, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.
33:20A good old little bone sandwich there and it's, oh, this is a good.
33:24Basko!
33:24What?
33:26I'll put you right behind me.
33:28Listen, listen.
33:29But boss, listen, maybe we can take a little snack.
33:31Oh, eat the horse.
33:33Listen, I...
33:54Uncle Jesse and Daisy filled Bowen on the whole story while he was being untied.
33:58Since Kate and Dunkirk figured to meet up with Phil, old Luke would be outnumbered three
34:03to one.
34:03Worst of it is, Luke don't suspect a thing.
34:06I don't know.
34:06Old Luke wasn't born yesterday.
34:08Well, I'll try to get him on the CB and talk some way so Phil won't get suspicious.
34:14Shepherd lost sheep.
34:15Are you out there?
34:16Do you read me, Luke?
34:17Come back.
34:23We're on our way.
34:24Shepherd of the lost sheep.
34:25You out there, Luke.
34:26You got your ears on.
34:27He ain't even getting no static.
34:29No static, no noise, no Luke.
34:31I never felt so helpless in my life.
34:32Well, Kate and Dunkirk ain't been gone an hour.
34:34That means they couldn't reach Bear Point by now.
34:36Well, they're still too far away for us to cut them off.
34:38Well, we just have to go the same way that General Lee did.
34:40Right on.
34:41The sooner we get started, the quicker we even up the odds.
34:44Yes, sir.
34:45You don't mind if I go with you?
34:46There's going to be a fight.
34:47I sure don't want to miss us.
34:48Let's do it.
34:51Now that the ramp was finished, General Lee was raring to take off like the Yankees at
34:54Manassas.
34:55Uh, that's bull run to all you folks up north.
34:58All right, Phil, hang on tight.
35:00This is going to be the closest thing to a parachute jump you've seen since you left the service.
35:15Long about now, I bet that boy wishes he had a parachute.
35:25Come on, General.
35:29Like a piece of cake.
35:30Cut that one awfully close there, Hoss.
35:33We don't have any more coming up like that, do we?
35:34Nope.
35:35We're only a couple miles from Bear Point.
35:42Seeing as how there's more than one way to get to where you're going, old Bo was making
35:46a beeline to the jumping point, while them two had to go all the way to the bridge before
35:50they could get to Bear Point.
35:54And Roscoe and Boss figured it'd make up for lost time by taking a shortcut through town.
35:59Y'all want a map?
36:00Then there's that feller in the blue sedan.
36:02He's still tagging along, and I still don't know who he is.
36:05Or why?
36:31This is it.
36:32How do you want to work this?
36:34Well, why don't you go downstream, Luke, and I'll go look up here a little bit.
36:38You got it.
36:56Phil, look out!
36:57Hey!
36:58What is this all about?
36:59What is this?
36:59Hold on, Phil.
37:00Here, I'll show you.
37:01Come on, get out.
37:05Look out.
37:05Watch yourself.
37:11Bear trap.
37:12Had to be set by some poacher.
37:13They're strictly illegal.
37:14I can see why.
37:16Thing could have killed me.
37:17I could have.
37:18Would have.
37:19That's designed to hold a 500-pound bear.
37:22Buddy, now I know why I saved your life back there in that parachute jump.
37:25I was going to need you around to save mine.
37:27You call it even.
37:28You got it.
37:30I sure hope old Luke don't come to regret what he's just done.
37:33Because here comes Kate and Dunkirk.
37:35And Daisy's Dixie.
37:36With Boss and Roscoe breathing down their necks.
37:39This fellow's probably getting set to steal all the marbles.
37:42You reckon maybe he's just lost.
38:04All these rocks washed down from the flood?
38:07I imagine.
38:08It wasn't like this before.
38:10Maybe we ought to split up.
38:11I'll go take a look at them Indian caves over the ridge there.
38:14No, no, no.
38:14You're wasting your time.
38:15The money wouldn't be anywhere near the...
38:19I don't think it would be down there.
38:23Just a hunch.
38:25Got any ideas?
38:26Well, I thought we'd just sort of hang around here, look in this area.
38:30You got it.
38:40You got it.
39:01Phil, Phil.
39:04Luke, we found it.
39:05I think we did.
39:06Golly, looky there.
39:22Well, now, looks like y'all are here just in time to help us count money.
39:25That'll have to keep.
39:26Daisy and the old man know the whole story.
39:28Yeah, I was beginning to suspect.
39:31Ain't no way you could have known that money wasn't in the Indian caves unless you had something to do
39:34with it.
39:35Unless all three of you had something to do with it in the beginning.
39:37Well, now, you're starting to catch on, Luke.
39:39Not quick enough, it seems.
39:41Now, what I can't figure out is why you left the money here in the first place.
39:44We had to stash it in case we got stopped at one of the roadblocks.
39:48We figured on coming back for it as soon as things got quiet.
39:51Only the flood beat us to it.
39:53Look, we got the money.
39:54Let's just take the jeep and get out of here.
39:56All right, there's another thing that bothers me.
39:57Now, you didn't get that jeep away from Daisy without a fight.
40:00Let's just say she wasn't in any position to fight.
40:03Now, she's okay.
40:05So is the old man.
40:05They're back at the farm.
40:07I'll see for myself.
40:08Luke, you just hold on now, boy.
40:11Now, we're old friends.
40:12Saved each other's lives.
40:14Don't make me shoot you.
40:15You ain't got what it takes to use that.
40:17You don't drop that money, boy, you're going to find out.
40:19Luke, don't be stubborn about this.
40:22Give us your words you won't make any trouble,
40:23and you can walk away from here scot-free.
40:25I can't do that.
40:26I got family to consider.
40:28Luke, you dropped that money.
40:34Ow!
40:38Hang in there, Luke.
40:39We're coming.
40:44Gee, ain't nobody left to fight but the girl.
40:47Yeah, she's mine, Cooter.
40:53Go get her, Daisy.
40:57Ah, they never forgive me for spoiling their fun.
41:14Stay put.
41:16Don't you just love her, Spunk?
41:18Ha, ha, ha, ha.
41:28You arrest them crooks.
41:30That's just what I plan on doing.
41:32Uh, boss, which crooks is that?
41:34Is that the Duke crooks or the crook crooks?
41:36Whichever hell's the money.
41:37Oh, they were money.
41:38Oh, oh.
41:39Well, that lets us Dukes out, J.D.,
41:42because the money's right over yonder.
41:44All by its loat.
41:49Freeze it right there.
41:50Just freeze it.
41:51Just everybody froze.
41:53All right, young lady.
41:55That's enough, Daisy.
41:56Just don't want to scuff her too bad.
41:57All right, come on with me.
41:59You just...
42:02I finally got my hands on a billion dollars.
42:06And nobody or nothing's gonna make me turn them loose.
42:13Except maybe you.
42:19Danged if that fella with the blue sedan
42:21didn't turn out to be a special investigator
42:23for the armored car company.
42:24How about that?
42:25It's all cute.
42:27Yeah.
42:29Oh, man.
42:31Oh, man.
42:35Boss didn't get one thin dime of that hijack money.
42:38But for once, he made Roscoe an equal partner
42:40by selling him half interest
42:42and ten years' supply of hazard treasure maps.
42:45You know what they're good for.
42:48Oh, Dick, son.
42:52Old Luke learned that a girl ain't always as pretty inside
42:55as the package that she's wrapped in.
42:57And that an old friend don't always remain that way.
43:01Folks do change.
43:02But things did pick up that night
43:04for Boss Hawk's celebrity speed trap
43:06snagged another one.
43:07Roy Orbison.
43:09He was passing through from here to there.
43:16Pretty woman
43:17Walking down the street
43:20Pretty woman
43:21The kind I like to meet
43:24Pretty woman
43:26I don't believe you
43:28You're not the truth
43:29No one could look as good as you
43:35Mercy
43:37Yeah
43:38Woo!
43:41Pretty woman
43:42Won't you pardon me
43:45Pretty woman
43:46I couldn't help but see
43:48Pretty woman
43:50And you look lovely
43:52As can be
43:54I'm a lonely
43:56Just like me
44:00Wow
44:06Pretty woman
44:08Taco Bell
44:10Pretty woman
44:12Taco Bell
44:13Pretty woman
44:16Give your smile
44:17Come with me
44:18To me
44:18Baby
44:22Pretty woman
44:23Yeah
44:23Yeah
44:24Yeah
44:24Pretty woman
44:27Lift my way
44:28Pretty woman
44:30Say you'll stay
44:31With me
44:35Cause I need you
44:37I'll treat you
44:40Right
44:40Come with me
44:43Baby
44:44Be mine
44:47Tonight
44:53Pretty woman
44:55Don't walk on by
44:57Pretty woman
44:59Don't make me cry
45:01Pretty woman
45:03Don't walk away
45:09Okay
45:11Yeah
45:13Cause that's the way
45:14It must be
45:15Okay
45:18I guess I'll go
45:20On home
45:21It's late
45:22There'll be tomorrow
45:24Night
45:25But wait
45:26What do I see
45:33Is she walking
45:35To me
45:39Yeah
45:40Yeah
45:41That's the way
45:43That's the way
45:43That's the way
45:46That's the way
45:47That's the way
45:50Pretty woman
45:51Woo
45:58Let me buy you a beer
45:59Well thank you very much
46:00But I really need to get out of Hazard County
46:02As soon as I can
46:03Oh I'm sorry
46:04You can't leave just yet
46:05You're under arrest
46:06I just sang the song
46:07And I was only going 20 miles an hour anyway
46:09I know
46:10But the only way
46:11To wipe the sweat clean
46:12Is to tear up your speeding ticket
46:15And give you another one
46:16For slowing down
46:17Well I guess we're gonna have time
46:20For that beer after all
46:21Oh not quite
46:22Least wise not till you finish
46:23The next song
46:24Yeah
46:24Beer
46:25Beer
46:25Beer
46:26Beer
46:26Beer
46:26Beer
46:26Beer
46:27Beer
46:28Beer
46:28Beer
46:28Beer
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46:31Beer
46:32Beer
46:33Beer
46:34Beer
46:34Beer
46:35Beer
46:35Beer
46:46Beer
47:13Good job, you too.
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