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00:00Tonight, on the Duke, three more UFO sightings in the Hazard area.
00:05There's something out of this world in Hazard.
00:07And what a day.
00:10It landed right in front of me.
00:11A big blind soldier.
00:13And it's got the town in a tizzy.
00:27There's something in the car.
00:35Just a good old boy.
00:39Never meaning no harm.
00:43Beats all you never saw.
00:45Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:50Straightening the curves.
00:53Flatening the hills.
00:57Someday the mountain might get them.
00:59But the law never will.
01:02Making their way.
01:05The only way they know how.
01:09That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:15Just a good old boy.
01:18Wouldn't change if they could.
01:22Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:37And now, folks, a W-H-O-G-G special news bulletin'.
01:41The flying saucer scare in Hazard County continues with three more UFOs being sighted.
01:47Jed Barkley said he's seen one over his south pasture.
01:50And Zeke Farage claims he fired a shot at one of them coming down over his chicken coop.
01:55Sheriff Coltrane asked me, Elton Logan, to remind you all not to panic.
01:59And now, back to the music.
02:02I'm not panicking, but I think there is someone to this.
02:04Oh, come on.
02:10In Hazard, lots of weird things have happened.
02:12From Si Ertso's two-headed calf to Widder Barlow's second marriage.
02:16But lately, folks are seeing weird things in the sky.
02:19Even men that ain't drinking moonshine.
02:22This is Clyde Burney over at Hatchby.
02:24I seen one.
02:25I seen one.
02:26It just flew right over my head.
02:27It was one of them dag-blasted flying saucers.
02:29I seen one.
02:30I seen one.
02:31It just flew right over my head.
02:32It was round and shiny.
02:33It was off his awful light.
02:36Clyde, this is Luke Duke.
02:37Now, just take it easy.
02:39Don't go running off the road or nothing.
02:40Is that you, Luke?
02:41I seen one.
02:42I tell you, I seen one.
02:44It was round and shiny.
02:45And give off his awful light.
02:47Hey, Clyde, this here's Bo Duke.
02:49Tell me something, would you?
02:50Is it still there?
02:51No.
02:51It's gone.
02:52But I'm still shaking.
02:54Come on.
02:55Now, come on now, fellas.
02:58Listen, Clyde.
02:59Just take it easy and drive on home.
03:01Yeah.
03:01Get your wife to brew you up some of that black coffee.
03:03It hurts.
03:04I'm gonna drink something stronger than that.
03:06Done and gone.
03:08Sounds to me like he's had a whole lot stronger than that already today.
03:10I gotta tell you something.
03:11I don't agree with y'all.
03:12A lot of people have been seeing flying saucers as of late.
03:15Daisy, come on.
03:15Who knows?
03:16They can't all be drinking, Bo.
03:17Well, Daisy, I enjoy science fiction as much as the next guy, but you don't really believe
03:22in flying saucers, do you?
03:24I'll tell you something, Luke.
03:25Anything is possible.
03:27The Dukes were in for a little surprise.
03:30They were on the same road as Clyde.
03:34Bo!
03:36Look out!
03:39Bo!
03:41Bo!
03:51He looks like he's all right.
03:52Yeah, he looks like he's been doing a little flying all in the zone.
03:55You got any questions, Daisy?
03:57Yeah!
03:58Hmm.
03:58Drive!
03:59Come on!
04:04The next morning, however, right before dawn, Enos was returning from a night patrol
04:08when he was passing skunk holler, and a most amazing thing happened.
04:12And we'll be out of time.
04:20I'll be up.
04:20All right.
04:32So how did that get you photographed?
04:33Oh, you-oh!
04:36Are you in the right now?
04:36Oh, you nuanced!
04:41OK.
04:42Let's go!
04:42I've taken your lesson!
04:42Mmm-if clam peso, you readily null performance.
04:47What, the world's...
05:05Break the record long!
05:07This damn thing is extremely important!
05:09I just bought him a UFO!
05:12A flying saucer's landed in Stuthaler!
05:15Come on! Come on!
05:19It's a flying saucer.
05:21I mean flying saucer.
05:23I got a report.
05:35I call this town meeting of Hazard County to come together because we got an empty treasury. So I hereby
05:43call the meeting to order. Now then, here's the problem. We dipped into the cookie jar once too often. Now
05:50we gotta fill it up.
05:51So we gotta think of a scheme that'll bring in some real big money.
05:55While Boston Roscoe was handling affairs of state over breakfast, the Dukes had to come to town for their store
06:01-bought staples.
06:01You all hear the morning news on the radio?
06:04What's that?
06:06Three more UFO sightings in the Hazard area.
06:10Folks are really getting carried away, ain't they?
06:12That's a regular epidemic, ain't it?
06:14I still think where there's smoke, there's fire.
06:17Oh, maybe some beings from outer space are trying to get ahold of us.
06:21They're gonna get a strange impression of humanity if they stop in Hazard County.
06:25Well, they probably just heard about the big dance Saturday night.
06:28They're probably just small-planted folks.
06:30They're coming to the dance to do the moonwalk.
06:39Your voice, cook holler!
06:41Oh, Enid, it's not you two.
06:43Your voice, cook holler! Don't you hear me?
06:44Settle down, Enid!
06:47What did you see?
06:48It landed right in front of me, cooter.
06:50A big flying saucer.
06:51I gotta tell Sheriff!
06:52Take it easy, Enid.
06:53Now tell us, what did the darn thing look like?
06:56It was big, and it gave off this awful light.
06:59And it sounded like a hundred milking machines going lickety split.
07:02I gotta tell Sheriff Ross...
07:03Watch your head, Enid.
07:16Now we all know Enid doesn't drink, so he must have really seen one.
07:20Oh, Daisy, come on.
07:22Yeah, well, I'll believe it when I see it, and I ain't seen it yet.
07:25Enid didn't see nothing. He's just that way, you know that.
07:29Excuse me for busting in like this, but I gotta make a report.
07:32A flying saucer just landed in Skunkhorn.
07:34What, what, what, what?
07:35In Skunkhorn.
07:36Yes, sir, a flying saucer.
07:37I saw it.
07:38I was coming back from my patrol, and it came down in the meadow right right in front of me.
07:41Wait a minute, wait a minute.
07:43Enid, you mean you actually saw a flying saucer laying in Skunkhorn?
07:47I didn't exactly see it.
07:49The light blinded me, but I heard it, and I felt it.
07:51You heard it, and you felt it.
07:53I heard it, and I felt it.
07:54In Skunkhorn.
07:55Oh, unless I don't believe that.
07:57Wait a minute, would you please?
07:58Now, listen, you saw a flying saucer laying in Skunkhorn.
08:01Yes, sir.
08:01Would you be willing to swear to that in front of anybody at any time?
08:04Yes, sir, of course.
08:05Oh, good, good.
08:05Wait a minute, boss.
08:06You gotta believe that.
08:07No, no, no, wait a minute.
08:08Enid, sit down.
08:09Have some breakfast.
08:10Roscoe, come on.
08:11You and I, we got some important work to do.
08:13Come on.
08:14Where, where?
08:15Here we go.
08:22You know, boss, I hate to say it, but I think you've lost a shingle off your little chrome dome.
08:25Eh?
08:25Yeah, well, you've always told me there's no such thing as a flying saucer.
08:30Yeah, well, I know it, Roscoe, and you know it, too.
08:32But Enid Strait just claimed he's seen one laying in Skunk Hollow, ain't he?
08:36Yeah, yeah.
08:36And I'll bet my bunions that most folks are ready to believe there are flying saucers out there.
08:42So, I'm ready to give them one.
08:44Oh, I get it.
08:45That's why we're on our way to Skunk Hollow, huh?
08:47I'm gonna declare the place a national monument.
08:50The first flying saucer landing site there's ever been.
08:53But no flying saucer ever landed in Skunk Hollow's.
08:55It stinks out there.
08:56Yeah, well, when we get through fixing it up, it'll look like one landed there.
08:59Oh.
08:59And with an honor so lucky Enid Strait swearing that one did land, we're home free.
09:04We're gonna sell tickets and everything else we can think of to the door and please.
09:08We'll make millions.
09:09Millions.
09:10Just money, money.
09:11I love money.
09:12Money, money.
09:13Stop drooling and keep driving.
09:15Skunk Hollow, here we go.
09:17Skunk Hollow, here we go.
09:22Skunk Hollow was a busy place that day.
09:25Unfortunately, two big time hoods was on the run for holding up a church bingo game over in Greenville.
09:30And they happened to land there, too.
09:38Oh, this ain't bad.
09:39Get that beer bug.
09:40Yeah, yeah.
09:44This is all right.
09:46Think so?
09:47Oh, hey, we hadn't had any sleep for 24 hours.
09:51Yeah.
09:52Well, I'll never find us out here in the boondocks.
09:55Let's get us some shut-eye.
09:57Yeah, we'll put that down here.
10:07For all y'all that don't believe in UFOs, or ain't decided yet, this is the best change you're ever
10:13gonna get.
10:27Stop shooting up the landscape, boy.
10:29That possum ain't gonna turn us in.
10:34Oh, my nerves are shot.
10:37Oh, I just gotta get some sleep.
10:41Meanwhile, Daisy and the boys, heading home with the groceries, made a stop on the way.
10:51Now, take it easy.
10:52Don't go shooting up the county this time.
10:55Here we are.
10:56Yeah.
10:57Skunk holler.
10:59Daisy, you don't see any flying saucers around, do you?
11:01No.
11:02Maybe they just stopped for the crab apples.
11:04Yeah, maybe.
11:05Well, as long as we're here, why don't we stop for some?
11:07Wanna pick a few?
11:09Does that mean you're gonna bake a crab apple pie?
11:11You bake a pie, we pick the apples.
11:12Yeah.
11:13Maybe if you stop teasing me about the marshals, I'll think about it, all right?
11:16All right.
11:17We'll pick them all day.
11:17I'll get a couple sacks.
11:18Come on, let's go.
11:26Oh, well, I'll step on them.
11:28There you go, look at these.
11:30Boy, these things are big enough.
11:32Well.
11:32Yeah.
11:32Put all these up, we'll have apples.
11:34Maybe make some jelly.
11:36You want some?
11:36Yeah, enough for jelly.
11:38Okay.
11:39What?
11:40These down here look pretty dang good.
11:43Oh, don't fall.
11:44Don't fall.
11:47Well, boys, here we are in Skunk Hollow.
11:50Skunk Hollow.
11:50This is soon gonna be the most famous place where a flying saucer ever landed.
11:55It will be.
11:59Oh, no, wait a minute.
12:00Wait a minute.
12:00Wait a minute.
12:00What are the dang dukes doing here?
12:02Oh.
12:03Don't go.
12:03They're gonna spoil everything.
12:05Yeah.
12:05Oh, Lord.
12:06Guess what?
12:08Get him.
12:09That's it.
12:10Right up there.
12:11That's it.
12:16All right, you dukes.
12:19Okay, you're under arrest for trespassing on county property.
12:22That'll be 50 days or 50 bucks.
12:25County property.
12:26Roscoe, what the heck are you talking about?
12:27Yeah.
12:27This ain't county property.
12:29This is Skunk Hollow.
12:30Well, it was declared county property two hours ago.
12:33Yeah.
12:33And you are trespassing.
12:34So pay up or into the clink you go.
12:36You guys are crazy.
12:37We ain't paying a dime.
12:39No.
12:39Same, same.
12:40Then I'm gonna cuff you and stuff you.
12:42And then I'm gonna confiscate those crab apples.
12:45Roscoe, you want the crab apple?
12:46No, but he does.
12:47Sure he is.
12:48Just go and give him the crab apple.
12:49Ah!
12:50Please get away!
12:52Please get away!
12:52Please get away!
12:53Roscoe, please come back here!
12:54You can't get away with this!
12:56You get crab apple nuts!
12:58Hell to your first!
12:58Come on!
13:05There they go!
13:06There they go!
13:07Nice work, Roscoe!
13:09Now, I tell you what.
13:10Let's chase them.
13:11To make sure they never come back!
13:13That's right!
13:16I'll tell ya!
13:18Police work is my life!
13:20Let's go!
13:20Let's go!
13:21Let's go!
13:22Let's go!
13:23Let's go!
13:24Let's go!
13:25Let's go!
13:28Let's go!
13:30Boy, we should've picked a great hideout.
13:32There's more traffic here than downtown Atlanta.
13:35Yeah.
13:43Give it to him!
13:5450 dollars or 50 days for pickin' wild crab at me?
13:57I'll tell ya!
13:57Buy some, Oscar!
13:58This kid's more ridiculous!
13:59Yeah!
14:00It's better than driving!
14:01You better step on it, Ted!
14:02I got just the spot to lose!
14:04Woo!
14:19You gotta feel kinda sorry for him.
14:22He figures the whole planet is like Hazard.
14:43Good work!
14:44Good work, Roscoe!
14:45You chased them away!
14:46Yeah, Roscoe!
14:47P. Coltrane chases them!
14:48They'll never come back!
14:50All right, no, no, no!
14:51We gotta get back to Skunk, Harlow!
14:53We got a lot of work to do!
14:54Come on!
14:55Good!
14:56Oh, good!
14:56Oh!
14:58Oh!
14:59Oh!
14:59Oh!
15:01Oh!
15:06Well, you look at this!
15:07They're heading back to Skunk, Harlow!
15:10Our apple pickin' didn't bother them!
15:12They just don't want us around Skunk, Harlow at all!
15:14I'll tell you what!
15:15Why don't we drop these groceries off back at the farm,
15:17check in with Uncle Jesse,
15:18then we'll go snoop around a bit!
15:19Good idea!
15:33Well, here we are, back in Skunk, Harlow!
15:40Just like I want it to be!
15:42Good old Skunk, Harlow!
15:44Touch it!
15:45Yeah!
15:46Golly, Roscoe!
15:48We're gonna make this place look like a flying saucer landed!
15:52Oh, how are we gonna do that?
15:53Well, I'll tell you!
15:54I'm gonna make some strange marks on the ground
15:56with these here tools, you see!
15:58You're gonna take this here keg of powder,
16:01and you're gonna start dribbling it on the ground in a big circle!
16:04I dribble!
16:04Yeah, and then you light it and burn and burn!
16:06Oh, yeah!
16:07Look like the spaceship's engines did it!
16:09Oh, you know what?
16:10Everybody will think those kooky little creatures
16:12from outer space landed right here in Skunk, Harlow!
16:15Yeah, and Skunk, Harlow will become famous!
16:17Oh, famous!
16:17Yeah, like the seven wonders of the world!
16:19Oh, yeah!
16:19And people will come from the four corners of the earth!
16:21Or even further!
16:21Even further!
16:22To buy a ticket just to get a look!
16:24Well, we can sell flying saucer t-shirts!
16:26T-shirts!
16:26Space beanies!
16:27Space beanies!
16:28And then we can sell the I Love Skunk, Harlow buttons!
16:32Perfect!
16:32Oh, we'll be richer!
16:34Richer, richer, richer!
16:35Or even rich, rich, rich, richer!
16:36All right, stop counting your money and start dribbling!
16:39All right!
16:39Come on, let's get going!
16:40All right!
16:41What about that?
16:42The sheriff and that fatty!
16:45Yeah!
16:45Nothing but a couple of local scam merchants!
16:48And what a scam!
16:49Them two rubes are faking a flying saucer landing!
16:52Yeah!
16:53All right!
16:53Oh, this is murder!
16:54All right!
16:56Just gonna fool them, I tell ya!
16:57I tell you, that'll be good!
16:59Fuck!
17:01I just got me an idea!
17:03It'll make us a killing and give us a couple of laughs at the same time!
17:06We'll out-scam the scammers!
17:08Wait a minute, Mickey!
17:09We're supposed to be laying low!
17:11This is too good to miss!
17:13All we gotta do is make those local yokels think that an army of space monsters got out of that
17:17flying saucer and are gonna attack the town!
17:20Oh, what good'll that do us?
17:21Well, don't you see?
17:22Them rubes will run for the hills!
17:24And all you and I gotta do is just walk into that hick town and rip it off!
17:26We'll take them for everything they got!
17:29Oh!
17:31Well, this is gonna be a marvy doo-doo here!
17:34It's, uh...
17:35Okay?
17:36There we go!
17:37It's, uh...
17:38Ooh!
17:38That's a...
17:39What?
17:40How you doing, Roscoe?
17:41Well, boss...
17:42Uh, this is...
17:44Ah!
17:45We jumped!
17:46Oh!
17:46Oh!
17:47Oh!
17:48Oh!
17:49Oh!
17:56Yeah!
17:57You're gonna miss that stop one day and go right through the house!
18:00Yeah!
18:01We got held up!
18:02I'm sorry, Uncle Jay!
18:03Sorry about that!
18:04What happened?
18:05Well, who do you think?
18:07Boss and Roscoe again!
18:08Oh!
18:09Yeah!
18:09It's Whims!
18:11We got all the bags in!
18:13I don't know!
18:13I don't know!
18:14I don't know!
18:14I don't know!
18:15What's the matter?
18:15Something in the car!
18:17Casey, come on!
18:21She's right!
18:22There is something in the car!
18:23Mackle!
18:30Did you see something?
18:31It was in there!
18:32It was in there!
18:33I don't know whether I saw it or not!
18:34Look!
18:39Do you think we oughta?
18:43I wonder if we look as strange to him as he does to us!
18:46Hey, little feller!
18:48Come on down here!
18:49We won't hurt you!
18:51I just wanna know where you're from!
18:52Please come down!
18:54I don't think he's understanding one word we've said!
18:58Are you...
18:58Now we know how Dorothy felt when she landed in Oz!
19:01I don't think that he's, um...
19:04Listen, Enos said he saw something land in Scankalo!
19:08Now that's where we might have picked him up in the car!
19:09I'm telling ya!
19:10I told you they were beings from outer space!
19:12Well listen, whoever he is, or whatever he is, we gotta get him down from up there!
19:16I got an idea!
19:17Listen!
19:18We're friends!
19:19Friends!
19:20Friends!
19:21We're all friends!
19:22All of us!
19:23Yeah!
19:24Friends!
19:25We...
19:26We all wanna be friends with you!
19:29He's talking back!
19:30Hey!
19:31He's talking back!
19:32We're gonna scare him off again!
19:33Perhaps...
19:34You come down here!
19:35We all wanna be friends with you!
19:40He did it again!
19:41You scared him away!
19:43Talking to him like he showed up before!
19:45Hey, wait!
19:45Pull back up!
19:46There he is!
19:47You sure got some moves on him, don't you?
19:48It's easy!
19:49It's easy!
19:51Hey little buddy!
19:52How you doing?
19:53Hello there!
19:54We gonna be friends?
19:55Hi!
19:57Uh...
19:57You seen us all shake hands?
19:59You...
19:59We gonna be pals?
20:01You shake hands?
20:02Put her there, pal!
20:05Give it a trap-o!
20:08Howdy!
20:13Daisy Quinn!
20:18Hi!
20:18Hi!
20:21Hey there!
20:22This is our house!
20:25Uh...
20:26Won't you come in?
20:28I...
20:29I think that's it!
20:30Yeah!
20:31My goodness!
20:33I've gotta call Edis and tell him to get on out of here!
20:35That's the least we can do after not believing in him!
20:37Yeah!
20:38I'm sure I believe in myself!
20:40While the Dukes was getting acquainted with their visitor over Daisy's peach pie and coffee,
20:45Boss and Roscoe was heading for the Duke farm!
20:47Alright, come on!
20:48We gotta get to the Duke farm!
20:49I don't know...
20:50What did he just say?
20:51Well Edis...
20:51Well he won't...
20:52The CP ain't working!
20:53He won't answer it anyway!
20:54What's he doing at the Duke farm anyhow?
20:55I have no idea!
20:56Ah!
20:57Oh, Blanche is in here!
20:58Oh, she loves to go!
20:58You have to take her with us every time we go in!
21:01She likes to go!
21:01Oh, alright, come on, come on, do it!
21:03Yeah!
21:09Meanwhile, them two heavy uglies was busy casing the town!
21:19Look here!
21:20They got a radio station!
21:22That's perfect!
21:23That's how we'll scare the overalls off those heads!
21:26You mean we take over the place?
21:28Yeah!
21:29Then we start broadcasting emergency bulletins
21:31by the invaders from another planet!
21:33Like that radio show years ago!
21:35You remember?
21:36Oh, yeah!
21:37That started a riot!
21:39Oh, and the Rubes will head for the hills!
21:41And we just walk in and empty out every till, cash register and safe in town!
21:46You got it!
21:47Let's cruise around and decide what places we're gonna hit!
21:49Then we'll swing into action!
21:51Alright!
21:58Going out to the Duke farm!
21:59Yeah!
22:00And that just gets me!
22:01We wouldn't please us as Enos doing out in the Duke farm anyhow!
22:04I don't know, but they left a message saying that's where he is!
22:07Yeah, well, I need him, you know, for my special news broadcast!
22:11At my radio station at five o'clock!
22:13Oh!
22:13Yeah, I want him to be the first to tell the world about the flying saucer laying it!
22:17His skunk collar has a candy US of eight!
22:20No!
22:21Well, let's go out to the Duke farm and drag his butt back by his bootstraps!
22:25And the nerve of him of associating with them trouble-making Dukes!
22:28Yeah!
22:28Come on, I gotta go get him to do the radio broadcast!
22:30Yeah, well...
22:30Drive, drive!
22:31Drive, drive, drive!
22:32Eat it!
22:32This is our home!
22:35Where we live!
22:37And this is Daisy!
22:40Hi!
22:41And this is Luke!
22:43And that up there is Bo!
22:46Howdy!
22:47And me, I'm Uncle Jesse!
22:50That's a real nice name too!
22:52How do you spell that?
22:54I know!
22:55Why don't we call him Little Cousin?
22:58Can we call you Little Cousin?
23:00Awesome!
23:02Uh...
23:02Uh...
23:03Cookie...
23:04Uh...
23:05Food!
23:07Yeah...
23:08Eat!
23:09Food!
23:11Would you like some food?
23:20Huh?
23:22Good grief!
23:27Uh...
23:27Looks like some sort of food talent, I guess.
23:31That's what he says.
23:32I suppose we'd better eat it to spend the light.
23:37He's eating the cookies!
23:40I don't think he likes a cookie.
23:42Yeah!
23:45Uh...
23:45Uh...
23:45Uh...
23:46Uh...
23:48Uh...
23:48Uh...
23:49Uh...
23:49Hey, Luke?
23:50It's Enos.
23:51I better prepare him for this one.
23:53Yeah!
23:57Hey, Enos!
24:01Enos...
24:01We got a surprise for you.
24:03You really did see a spaceship land last night.
24:07Now drop somebody off and we want you to meet them.
24:09Hey, bring them up!
24:10Daisy!
24:10I don't even believe this.
24:11Come on!
24:14Come on out!
24:15Come on out!
24:15Look at that!
24:18Say hi to Enos!
24:19What's the morning come, Bush?
24:20That there means, uh, hello.
24:22See, Enos is from another planet, too.
24:25Enos, give him a smile!
24:27Oh, uh...
24:28I'm pleased to meet you, sir.
24:30And welcome to Hazard.
24:32He's the cutest little dick as I've ever seen him.
24:34Did he really come off that flying saucer?
24:36Well, shoot, Enos.
24:37Where the heck else do you think he came from?
24:38We're gonna have to keep this a secret, though, Enos.
24:40That's right.
24:41No tellin' what Boss and Roscoe would do with them.
24:43Make them into a sideshow attraction or somethin', Enos.
24:46Speaking of the devil.
24:47Where do you see him?
24:48Oh, you see her?
24:49That's where she was right.
24:51No.
24:52All right, all right.
24:55Where'd he go?
24:56I don't know.
24:58There he is over in the car.
25:00Come on, Daisy.
25:01Yeah.
25:01Enos!
25:02Enos!
25:03What in town nation are you doin' out here?
25:05Yeah, why don't you answer that CB?
25:07You should be on that CB every minute.
25:08I'm sorry, Chef, but it was busted,
25:10and I had to drop it off to get it fixed.
25:11Now, listen, J.D. and Roscoe,
25:13this here's private property,
25:15and I'll thank you to remove yourselves from it.
25:17Yeah, well, I thank you not to get so snippy with me, dear C.
25:20Sure.
25:20Listen, I have a good mind to arrest them no-account nephews of yours
25:23for trespassing his skunk-cullin'.
25:25Since when is Skunk Hollow County property?
25:27Since when?
25:28Since I said so!
25:29That's right.
25:29Oh, please!
25:34Get away from there!
25:36Uh, Roscoe, why don't you call your dog away?
25:37She's scratching the paint.
25:38Will you hush?
25:39She probably smells some of you hiding in that beer.
25:41There ain't nothin' in there, dear.
25:43There ain't nothin' in there.
25:43Besides, you all are on private property.
25:45Now, why don't you just get out of here?
25:46Oh, don't tell us anything like that!
25:48She's found something in there!
25:50What in the name of all this holy in heaven and earth is there?
25:53That looks like a mini-monster.
25:55Shicking Flash!
25:59Where'd he go?
26:00Where'd he go?
26:00Where'd he go?
26:01Where'd he go?
26:02Oh, look, look, look, look, look!
26:03There it is!
26:05Oh, my!
26:05Oh, my!
26:06Roscoe!
26:06What?
26:06You wanna arrest that little jumpin' jet?
26:08No, thank God!
26:10Flash, that's it!
26:11You charge it!
26:12I mean, attack it!
26:13I mean, get on it!
26:15Oh, no!
26:15Please, Chef!
26:15You can't do that!
26:16He's a visitor from space!
26:18He got off that blind saucer I saw!
26:20You mean to say there really was a flying saucer?
26:22That's what I've been trying to say, Mr. Hub!
26:25Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
26:26Will wonders never cease!
26:28Come on, we're gonna get that little creature!
26:29We'll make millions!
26:30Wait a minute!
26:31Come on!
26:31Come on!
26:32Get him!
26:33Where'd he go?
26:34Where'd he go?
26:35Where'd he go?
26:35Look, suckers!
26:36Look at him!
26:40Come on, old boy!
26:40Come on, old boy!
26:44He'll get him!
26:51Come on, old boy!
26:52Come on, old boy!
26:52Come on!
26:52We're gonna save him!
26:53We'll get him!
26:54Come on, old boy!
26:55We're gonna save him!
26:55I'm taking custody of him!
26:56You must carry property!
26:58That's a good idea!
26:59Come on, there!
26:59Him!
27:00Come on, there!
27:01Come on!
27:03Oh, no!
27:04Oh, y'all be careful, man!
27:06Come on!
27:36Oh, for goodness sake! What did you do? Where are we? Where are we here?
27:49Pull up alongside. Hang on, little fella, I'm coming.
27:58Little cousin is just having fun and ain't aware that he could get hurt in this primitive machine.
28:16We're friends, remember friends?
28:24It's all right, it's all right, it's all right. It's all right. Just calm down. Everything's okay. Water out. It's
28:32okay.
28:32Yeah, he's all right. We're, uh, we're, we're, we're your, your friends. Friends still. Yeah, there you go.
28:39Yeah, yeah, it's all right. Oh, uh, that's, uh, boss in Roscoe.
28:45They're, they're not, not friends. No, bad. Yeah.
28:48Bad, bad folks, but, but we won't let them get, uh, how do you, how do you say that in
28:52Martian?
28:53I think you know more Martian than I do.
28:54All right. Okay. Right now, I better get back to the farm.
29:19Hey.
29:28You got him. We got him. He's all right. He's a heck of a driver.
29:32He's all right.
29:33Hey, little buddy.
29:34Yeah?
29:35Yeah, we'd better get him hit before.
29:37Yeah.
29:37Get him in the house.
29:39You all right?
29:40I'm all right.
29:42Get him in, get him inside here.
29:44Hang on, y'all. What are we going to do?
29:46Well, boss and Roscoe sure are going to be happy until they get the little fella in a cage and
29:50they can sell tickets.
29:51I'm sorry I gave away who he was.
29:52Well, you did what you had to do.
29:54Well, you know they ain't got no search warrant. Why don't we just hide it?
29:57That's a good idea.
29:58And I'm going to go with him so he doesn't get scared.
30:00All right.
30:00Come on, little fella.
30:01Take good care of him.
30:02Let's go.
30:05Can you believe them two fellas?
30:07Where do you hide a Martian?
30:08I can't believe that.
30:09Well, here they are.
30:10Well, I knew they'd come right back here.
30:12All right. Come on.
30:14Go get that little friend up.
30:17Oh, they got flash. Don't tie it up.
30:19Oh, there's flash.
30:20Forget about him. Come on. Come on, will you?
30:22We'll pick him up on the way out.
30:28What's the matter, boss? You forget something?
30:29Where is he? Where is he?
30:30My little space crater.
30:32Listen, I'm ordering your dukes to hand him over to me this very instant.
30:35That's right, because I'm going to arrest him for running away from a sheriff.
30:39That's me, and stealing a vehicle, and also flying into Hazard without a license.
30:45I'm afraid you two are out of luck.
30:47He just popped off clean out of here.
30:49As a matter of fact, we were going to save him for you.
30:50We had a hold of him, but he, poof, disappeared.
30:53Listen, you dukes are lying.
30:54Here's any fool can plainly see.
30:56I can see.
30:57Enos!
30:57That little pogo stick from outer space.
30:59He's county property.
31:01Yeah.
31:01And I'm ordering you to talk.
31:02Where is he?
31:03Well, Mr. Hunk, it's probably like they said.
31:06He's probably popped off somewhere.
31:08Holy Hannah, he's in it with us.
31:09Well, of course he is.
31:10All right, come on, Roscoe.
31:11Let's search the place.
31:12Now, just hold it right there, J.D.
31:14You're not taking one step into this house without a search warrant.
31:17Well, he's got us there.
31:18No, no, no!
31:19No, no.
31:20No, no!
31:20He ain't got us anywhere.
31:21He's got us anywhere.
31:22All right, you listen, you dukes, and you listen good.
31:24Yeah.
31:24At noon tomorrow, I'm opening up my flying saucer landing site in Skunkolo.
31:28And I'm warning you.
31:29Now, if you don't deliver that little space credit to me then and there,
31:33I'm going to arrest you for kidnapping, harboring a fugitive,
31:37and violating a national interest.
31:39Yeah.
31:40And that ought to send you to the federal pen for life.
31:43Or even longer.
31:44Come on, Enos.
31:45You're coming to go down.
31:46Come on, come on.
31:46Come on, come on, come on.
31:50I'm excited, Enos.
31:52Yeah.
31:52Let's see how Daisy's doing.
31:54Listen, Enos, you've got a radio broadcast to make, don't you know?
31:56Oh, you're going to tell the world about them flying saucers and their space credit.
32:01And you better talk.
32:02Yeah.
32:02All right.
32:02Forget it, my dog.
32:04I didn't actually see the little fella get out of the space for flying saucers.
32:09You're right now.
32:11Come on, come on.
32:14All right, come on, come on, come on.
32:15Would you?
32:16All right, that's it.
32:17Come on.
32:17We can't have any time to waste.
32:18We're going to get to that.
32:19Oh, watch it.
32:20Watch it.
32:20Will you read us?
32:21Huh?
32:22Oh, come on.
32:23Come on.
32:24All right, that's it.
32:24Come on, let's go.
32:25Go, go, go.
32:27I'm coming.
32:31Meanwhile, back in Hazard, the two bad dudes had finished casing the town and was ready
32:36to pull off their space invasion scare.
32:41And don't you forget, all you music lovers out there, Commissioner Hogg has a very important
32:47special news broadcast for you at 5 o'clock, so stay tuned.
32:52And while you're waiting, wrap your ears around this oldie but goodie.
33:02Well, howdy, fans.
33:04Got a special request?
33:06Yeah, stand up and do what you're told.
33:07Get those blinds, Buck.
33:08Well, what do you want?
33:09I mean, if one of the numbers I played didn't please you, just tell me.
33:13I'll never play it again.
33:14Shut up.
33:15Show me how to work this thing.
33:17All right.
33:19Yeah, I'm just...
33:21Well, he's sure trying to tell us something, ain't he?
33:24Listen, here.
33:25Now, just slow down and run through that again.
33:30Oh.
33:30His spaceship.
33:31He's talking about his spaceship.
33:33All right.
33:34Oh, I think he's saying that somebody's coming to get him.
33:37Is that it?
33:38That's it.
33:38Oh, well, then you want to go back to Skunk Hollow, don't you?
33:41Yeah.
33:41Well, you sure you can't hardly blame him for that.
33:43No.
33:44Especially after all he's been through.
33:45Well, let's get going.
33:47Come on.
33:47We'll take him.
33:47We'll take him.
33:49We'll take him or something.
33:49Oh, look, he's leading me.
33:50You bet he wants to go.
33:54Come on, little stud.
33:56Let's go.
33:59Send me home.
34:01It was fun having you around.
34:03Here, let me give you a hint.
34:04We don't want you popping into the car.
34:06There you go.
34:08All right, folks.
34:10We'll see you after that.
34:18And while the Dukes was heading for Skunk Hollow,
34:20back in town, events was coming to a head.
34:23What are you doing?
34:24What's the matter with you?
34:25Why don't you just shut up?
34:26Get rich.
34:27Why don't you leave me alone?
34:29Shut up.
34:32You figured out what to say on the radio?
34:34Yeah, just about.
34:35I figure after I finish broadcasting about them space monsters landing,
34:39them rubes will be stampeding out of town.
34:41Out of here.
34:43Hey, do, play.
34:45All right.
34:46Yeah, right up here.
34:47Quite an old dipstick gun.
34:48Give me a whack here.
34:50Yeah.
34:53Yeah.
34:53Yeah.
34:55Hey.
34:55Hey.
34:56Hey.
34:57Hey.
34:57Hey.
34:58Hey.
34:58Get out of here.
35:00Listen, you better make this interview real good.
35:02Lay it on heavy.
35:03Yeah.
35:04Of course, me and Roscoe, we got millions riding on this.
35:07Oh, at least.
35:08Come on.
35:09Hey.
35:09Hey.
35:10Hey.
35:10Hey.
35:10Hey.
35:10Hey.
35:10Hey.
35:11Hey.
35:12Hey.
35:13Hey.
35:13Hey.
35:13Hey.
35:14Hey.
35:15Hey.
35:15You guys go for your gun.
35:16You're dead.
35:16Wait.
35:17No, no.
35:18Call to everything.
35:19Here's a radio station.
35:20You don't stick enough.
35:21That means you're missing with the federal government.
35:23Yeah.
35:24You're messing with Roscoe P...
35:27Knock it off.
35:28Okay.
35:28Behave yourself.
35:28Nobody's going to get hurt.
35:29Now get in there.
35:32Hey.
35:33Hey.
35:33Oh, not today.
35:40Hey, that's a break.
35:42With the local law out of the way,
35:43stripping hazard clean should be a cinch, huh?
35:46Help! Help!
35:46All right, here we go.
35:48I got the speakers turned on outside
35:50so they'll be able to hear us down on the square, too.
35:53Work this thing.
35:55Here we go.
36:00Attention, attention!
36:02People of hazard!
36:03We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin.
36:06We have been invaded from outer space.
36:09Flying saucer has landed in this area,
36:11and they are heavily armed with strange weapons,
36:14and they're heavy casualties.
36:16We repeat, this is an official bulletin.
36:19All the people of hazard are ordered to evacuate the town
36:21and run for the hill.
36:23We repeat,
36:26evacuate and run for the hill.
36:28The spaceship has landed.
36:30It's about the size of the city.
36:35Weapons, strange weapons.
36:37Look at them, take it off.
36:38You're doing great.
36:39We repeat,
36:40this is an emergency bulletin.
36:42Hazard has been attacked by monsters from outer space.
36:45What?
36:45The national guard has been alerted.
36:47I heard it, but I didn't believe in it.
36:50Heavy chasms.
36:51They've landed, and they are heavily armed.
36:54Goodness gracious!
36:56You suppose that could be?
36:58Uncle Giz, I don't know what could be anymore.
37:01You know, Luke, that ain't helping on the radio.
37:03Uh, something ain't right, that's for sure.
37:08Look, don't worry about it.
37:10We don't think you've got anything to do with that.
37:12We don't know what's going on either.
37:13What are we going to do?
37:14I'm sorry to say, little cousin,
37:16we're going to have to take a detour into town.
37:20Well, it looks like they're going to town.
37:21Well, let's follow.
37:24Hurry, folks!
37:25Space invaders are coming!
37:26They're getting real close!
37:28Run for your lives!
37:29The attackers are marching on.
37:31I'm trying to run it down.
37:44Uncle Jesse, Daisy, we're heading to the radio station.
37:46Why don't you check out the county building?
37:50Those two corn kickers and the orange car are heading this way.
37:52That's weird.
37:53The blinds are drawn.
37:54You just sit tight, little cousin.
38:00What are you guys doing here?
38:02Yeah?
38:02Uh, what do you got doing here?
38:03Didn't you get the order to evacuate?
38:04Hold on just a second.
38:05Where the heck is Elton?
38:06Hadn't you been listening?
38:07There's been an emergency.
38:08There's been a space invasion.
38:10Uh-huh.
38:10Looks to me like you two are doing the only invading around here.
38:13I think you two are just a little too smart for your own good.
38:15Boom!
38:20All right, you guys asked for it.
38:24You know, little cousin, look out.
38:25A little cousin may be a duke back on his planet,
38:28considering his knack for getting into trouble.
38:36What is this, trick-or-treat?
38:37Get out of here!
38:41I saw it, but I don't believe it!
38:43Maybe a flying saucer really did land.
38:45All right, you fellas got one more chance, and I want you to put them guns down, and we'll talk
38:48this thing over.
38:49Come on, level with me.
38:50Did you see the squirt come from a flying saucer?
38:52Maybe he did, and maybe he didn't.
38:53Well, I'm betting he did.
38:55Don't eat him!
38:56A little too fast for him that time, wasn't it?
38:58Well, yeah, you heard him.
38:59Stand back!
39:00Come on, Buck.
39:01We're getting out of here.
39:03We're taking this little creature with us.
39:05What about ripping off the town?
39:06It's all emptied out.
39:07That's peanuts compared to what we'll get for this little space monkey.
39:10Lock him up, Buck.
39:11All right.
39:12Come on, come on, come on, come on.
39:12Let me get in there!
39:13Get in there!
39:14Come on, get in there!
39:15What are you going to do with him now?
39:16Help!
39:17Help!
39:17Let me out of here!
39:20What are you doing?
39:23Get rid of him!
39:24All right!
39:25All right!
39:25Help!
39:27Help!
39:43Help!
39:45Help!
39:45After him!
39:53You all right?
39:54Yeah.
39:54Let's get the boys in here.
39:56All right, Uncle Jesse.
39:57They've got to be still in there.
39:59Yeah.
40:01Hey, boys, we...
40:03What about they be here?
40:04Let us out of here!
40:05Let us out of here!
40:07There they are!
40:09Let us out of here!
40:10Oh!
40:10Give me some air!
40:11Give me some air!
40:12Where are they?
40:13I'm not going to be here.
40:14They took the little fella.
40:15They hit him over the head
40:16and they ran right out of town with him.
40:17We saw him.
40:18They're in the blue car.
40:19Well, why didn't you go after him?
40:20They shot my tires.
40:21I couldn't chase him.
40:21Oh, you mean they got my little space grill up?
40:24Oh, my...
40:25Oh, no!
40:26Enos!
40:26Let's go!
40:27We went after him!
40:28After we got millions of seats!
40:30Good luck, guys!
40:34This is Elton Loggins,
40:35the voice of Hazard County.
40:37And what a day!
40:39Woo-wee!
40:40Come on, David!
40:41Let me tell you.
40:42Boy, first of all,
40:43there ain't no Martians.
40:44Second of all,
40:45them guys were phonies.
40:46You know,
40:47just like in the movies.
40:48Who can you trust?
40:49Elton Loggins!
40:51Who?
40:51Who?
40:52Who?
40:54Who?
40:56Who?
40:58Who?
41:00Who?
41:01Who?
41:02Who?
41:05Who?
41:06Who?
41:09Who's going on, Buck?
41:10They're coming after us.
41:11Be careful.
41:12We've got to stop without hurting the little guy.
41:13And we also got to get the little guy back to Skunk Hollow.
41:28Hold it steady so I can hit those heads.
41:32For that little...
41:33Grab the little devil.
41:36What the heck's going on up there?
41:38I don't know,
41:38but it looks like you turned the tables on them.
41:46Hey!
41:49Nice going, little fella.
41:50Yeah, we'll take care of them now.
41:51Come on, get out of here.
41:52Come on.
41:56All right, buddy.
41:57You did great.
41:58There they are!
41:59Look at them!
42:00Look at them!
42:01Look at them!
42:02Look at them!
42:02Look at them!
42:02There's that little prisoner!
42:03Come on, come on!
42:04All right, come on!
42:04All right, fellas, get out up there.
42:06Come on, jail.
42:07All right, Roscoe, do your duty.
42:08Come to the stuff.
42:09No, no, no, let me just do that.
42:10Roscoe, come here.
42:11What?
42:11You grab that little space gritter.
42:13He's counting property and he's going to make us millions.
42:16Millions?
42:16Now, just hold it, J.D.
42:18This little fellow's got his rights.
42:20You can't treat him like a piece of furniture.
42:23No, you can't.
42:23We're taking him right on back to Skunk Hollow.
42:25That's right.
42:25He's going home.
42:28No!
42:28Come on, Roscoe.
42:29No, no, no, stop him!
42:29Wait a minute, girl.
42:30Stop him, stop him!
42:31Roscoe, stop him!
42:33Freeze it right there!
42:34All right, you dokes, just freeze it right there.
42:36Go, guys!
42:39Wait a minute.
42:41No!
42:42Wait a minute.
42:50Look what they done!
42:51I'm sorry about that, but I had to do it.
42:53Yeah, J.D., we'll pay to have the tires fixed.
42:56You dokes are going to pay for more than that
42:57if I don't get back my little speech griddle.
42:59Roscoe, Enos, just don't stand that chewing your cud.
43:01We will.
43:01Go fix them tires.
43:02We got to get to Skunk Hollow.
43:04Come on, come on!
43:13He's getting pretty agitated.
43:14It must be time for his friends to show up.
43:16Hey, take a look.
43:17The sun's going down.
43:18Sure is.
43:19Don't worry, little fellow.
43:20We'll get you your plane on time.
43:23We'll get you your plane on time, Jim.
43:33Whoo!
43:36Well, little cousin, we're sure going to miss you.
43:40There you go.
43:43Sorry you had such a rough time of it here, too.
43:48I don't know if you've understood anything we've been saying to you,
43:51but I just want you to know if you ever get back this way again,
43:54you've got a place to stay.
43:57I think he understands.
43:59I think he does.
44:02It's been a pleasure.
44:09Wow!
44:11Did you hear that?
44:13We'll say goodbye to Uncle Jesse and Daisy for you.
44:15You bet.
44:16Yeah, they'd be real happy to hear you say that.
44:33Can you see it?
44:34I can't see nothing.
44:39I can sure hear it, though.
44:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:49I can't hardly believe that really happened
44:54It didn't really happen, didn't it?
44:58I think so
45:00I sure hope so
45:03Even in hazard, you never know
45:06There they are, there's the family, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up right here
45:13We're too late
45:14Well, let's go find out
45:16Where are they? What happened? What happened?
45:20Can you see? I can't see
45:21Where are they? Is he still here?
45:24He's gone
45:24He's gone
45:25And so ended one of the most unusual events in hazard in quite a while
45:30Boss was awful peeved about losing out on his UFO scam
45:34Particularly when it wasn't no scam
45:36Which ironically, is what makes it so real
45:39Enhance her
45:40Hey little Kevin
45:43He's gone
45:47He's gone
45:58He's gone
46:04Oh, yeah, yeah, dude.
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