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00:01Tonight, on The Nukes, Uncle Jesse loses the farm.
00:05I call me the jukebox!
00:07And it could be the end of Hazard.
00:12Call me L.S.
00:15Somebody's gotta do it.
00:23Monkey C. Monkey Doo.
00:25Huh?
00:27Here you go.
00:28Yuh-haw!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:30Hazard County is usually different from most places
01:32But in one way, it's like every place else
01:35Getting the bills paid on time is tighter than a fat pig squeezing through a rat hole
01:39And resting there against Uncle Jesse's warm heart
01:41Is the foreign mortgage parent
01:43It's due at Boss Hogg's office at noon sharp
01:51Yeah, is that orange car we're supposed to stop?
01:53Yeah, it's got the fog right on top
02:02Look out!
02:14Come back here, you turkey!
02:15We could have been killed!
02:17What?
02:18Who the heck was in that chopper?
02:20Do you smell something, Luke?
02:22Yeah, you better check underneath
02:24Oh, dang it
02:25Oh, bad news
02:27What you got?
02:28Cracked oil pan
02:29Don't nobody panic
02:30Daisy, get on the CB to Cooter and have him get out here as soon as he can
02:33We'll see if we can do it
02:50What do you reckon they're hiding from?
03:08Get me L.S. Pritchard
03:12Hi, Chief, mission accomplished
03:13Just ran that orange car off the road like Commissioner Hogg asked us to
03:18You're right, L.S. Anything he wants
03:21Yeah, check
03:22We got our testing results right here
03:24The last eight earth core samples were all positive
03:27Now, what's that all about?
03:28And how does all this tie in with Boss?
03:30And I'm worried about the mortgage
03:32And we just got started
03:34Four minutes to twelve
03:35Oh, Uncle Jesse
03:38Who's that?
03:39The Twitter ain't never let us down before
03:40Yeah, that's him, that's correct
03:42Go ahead!
03:43On the way back to Capital City
03:45Think I've got the mortgage car
03:47We appreciate it
03:47Never leave now
03:48Never leave here
03:48We got the mortgage
03:51Let's save it, General
03:51We'll give it a shot
03:53All right!
03:53Go ahead!
03:59Sheriff, you know what?
04:00You're all mine
04:01Joe, I have no idea
04:03This little buddy of mine at least
04:04Oh!
04:06What was that?
04:07That was Mr. Hogg
04:07Mr. Hogg, are you all right?
04:09Well, come on
04:14Mr. Hogg, you got hair!
04:16Yeah!
04:18And that ain't all I got!
04:20You got dandruff?
04:21Huh?
04:22No, no, no!
04:23I got me the Duke Farm!
04:25Oh!
04:25Look, look, look!
04:26It's past twelve noon
04:27And they ain't come in with their mortgage money yet
04:29So, I'm foreclosing and taking over!
04:32You know, I'm sort of getting used to that hair
04:34Makes you look maybe a year or two years younger
04:36A year or two younger?
04:38Yeah?
04:38Oh, that won't do at all!
04:39Oh!
04:39I got to look at least twenty years younger!
04:42Yeah, let me try this one
04:43How's that?
04:44Well, it's fuzzy
04:46It is fuzzy, sir
04:47Listen, why are you putting those things on?
04:49Yeah
04:50Because I'm about to take my rightful place among the jet setters
04:54Uh-huh
04:54Yeah, take a gander at this jet
04:57Possibly on a gun bus
04:58That's for a million dollars
04:59A million dollars
05:00Oh, yeah, made out of J.D. Hogg
05:03Take care of the fund for new hazards
05:05Yeah, and take a gander at who signed them
05:07L.S. Pritchard
05:08Pritchard
05:08Yeah, L.S. Pritchard!
05:10The famous Dallas zillionaire
05:12Who travels all over the world making them big deals
05:14Big deals, oh!
05:16You heard of them, ain't ya?
05:17No, sir, I haven't
05:18Well, you...
05:19No, uh...
05:21All right, well, L.S. Pritchard's gonna be my new partner
05:24I thought I was your partner
05:26Forget it!
05:27Oh
05:27I'm in the big time now
05:28That's why I gotta look good
05:30Let me see how this...
05:32Oh, my, that won't do at all
05:34No, that's...
05:34I gotta find another one
05:35Listen, let me explain it to you
05:37L.S. Pritchard sent his executive assistant clear from Dallas down here to close the deal
05:42Now, he wants me to buy up all the farmland around here for top dollar
05:45So that he can redevelop it all as the community of the future
05:49Namely, the new hazard
05:50Let me take a look
05:52You know something, boss? I hate to say this, but I like the old hazard better
05:56You did?
05:56Yes, and I like the fact that I was your partner
05:59And I got 50% of your 50%
06:00And I like the fact that my little fat buddy was bald
06:03Oh, stop that, will you?
06:05Well, let me...
06:05No, I like the hair
06:06I gotta find me a different one
06:08If you bought clothes on the Dukes, where they gonna live?
06:09Well, that's their problem
06:10This is progress
06:11Well...
06:12And now that I own the Duke farm, I'm gonna sell it to L.S. Pritchard
06:15And then them trouble-making Dukes won't be around to stand in our way
06:21The Duke farm
06:23Signed, sealed, and delivered
06:39Here we are
06:41Hey J.D.
06:43Here you go
06:44We got your mortgage
06:46Hey, what in the world?
06:48Oh, boss, you can't be serious about that wig
06:51No, you're dang right
06:52I'm serious about it
06:53Just like I'm serious about not taking one red thing of that money
06:56On the corner, you'll leave
06:57Too bad, Jesse, you blew it this time
06:59At last, I'm finally foreclosing on your farm
07:03Hold on a second
07:04You can't do that
07:05You can't do that
07:05We had an accident on the way in here
07:07That's right, a helicopter run us off the road
07:09And we got the money, and you gotta take it
07:10No, no, I don't
07:11You just read your mortgage
07:13It says loud and clear
07:14Payment due by 12 noon, or you forfeit your farm
07:17All right
07:18Here's your eviction notice
07:19Now, I want you off of that farm lock stocking bureau in three hours
07:24Three hours?
07:25Oh, come on, boss
07:26You're crazy
07:26You can't push us out like that
07:29It ain't humor
07:30Oh, yes, I can
07:31Just read the small print
07:33Now, get out of here
07:34I ain't got my glasses
07:35Here, here, look at this
07:37Hurry, hurry
07:38Neighbors help redevelop New Hazard
07:40The community of the future
07:42J.D. Hogg is buying up all the farmland at top dollar
07:45For his new partner, Ellis Pritchard of Dallas
07:48That's why he's so hot to get his hands on our farm
07:51He wants to resell it to that Pritchard fella for top dollar, huh?
07:55We'll sue good
07:56Well, tell you so what
07:57We ain't moving
07:58You can't make us leave our farm, boss
08:00And this is what we think of your eviction notice right here, boss
08:03Yeah, how do you like that?
08:04You just tore up a legal document
08:06That's a criminal offense
08:07What happens criminal is what you're trying to do to us
08:09Now, now, now, just hold it
08:11I think the law is on his side and we gotta abide by the law
08:15Now then, Roscoe's gonna be out at your farm in three hours
08:18And if you ain't ready to go by then, he'll toss you out
08:21Now, get your dukes before I run you in as vagrants
08:25The dukes?
08:26Vagrants?
08:26I'll fake it out of you, you nut, Vinny
08:30Come on, boy
08:37Well, I'm telling you, boss has pulled some mean and low-down and rotten and dirty tricks in his life
08:50but i do believe that this is the bottom uncle jesse are we really gonna have to leave our farm
08:56looks like honey we haven't got much choice jd's holding all the cards you know he wouldn't be
09:01holding all the cards work for that dang helicopter yeah who in the heck does that belong to anyhow
09:05it almost seems like that helicopter forced us off the road to make sure we wouldn't make it
09:09into town hey y'all i bet if we can prove that boss hog's involved in this we can get
09:12our farm
09:13back what do you say i bet you're right first things first let's get the general hopping
09:18well in no time at all old cooter and the boys have the general lee back in fighting shape
09:22and the duke's headed for the farm to figure out how to save it you know a man always fights
09:26better
09:27to save the land he lives on
09:40it's that chopper
09:42they just set up an explosion
09:46go get it boy yes sir
09:59hey hold it
10:01they're moving that orange car again
10:02get out of here
10:31now i don't mind cars flying through that
10:34air or the duke's facing down a gun barrel but i don't like it when anything happens today
10:44and she's out like a white daisy all right darling what happened she hit her head on a rock
10:51can you sit up
10:55there she is there she comes there you are there you are come on dear that's the way
11:02dad gummit that's the second time what do they got against us i don't know but i sure wish i
11:06could have
11:07got my hands on that big guy you know what i got a pretty good look at the id number
11:10it's n206
11:12if we can call in the faa we may be able to find out who owns that thing we can
11:16have our talk with
11:17them right you got it we're gonna take her by a doctor first all right you can you get up
11:21come on
11:22come on
11:23the dukes called all the airports to see if a chopper had come down to gas up
11:31nothing then they called the faa in washington
11:34again nothing but then what can you expect on monday
11:40i can't think of anybody else
11:42we just ain't getting any closer to finding that dang helicopter
11:45we only got two hours before we're evicted well i guess we might as well start packing
11:53thing is where do you start
11:58kind of hard to say
12:01you know this is just too hard to swallow i
12:03shoot i can't never remember living anywhere but here five generations of dukes lived in this house
12:09all of our roots are here oh jesse we can't go where are we gonna go to
12:14well i thought i might call ben watley over at hatchpee he's got a couple of farms he lets out
12:19on
12:20shares maybe we could do some sharecropping let's pack
12:26well i may be packing but i ain't giving up
12:29well not without a fight
12:32while the boys were looking to fight jesse was looking at a lifetime of memories
12:36meanwhile boss was in a state as he got a call that ls pritchard was arriving in hazard
12:41in poison well it's about time you two knuckleheads got here
12:45well we came just as soon as you radioed us mr hawk
12:47yeah what's your big emergency anyway
12:49all right i'll tell you what ls pritchard my new partner is about to arrive in hazard in just one
12:53half hour
12:54what are you looking at
12:55well it's just that there's pay attention here
12:57listen i want to give ls pritchard a royal reception you hear
13:00so i want a red carpet a key to the city of the works
13:03now come on over here now you look at this
13:05yeah i'm looking at that
13:06now tell me which one of these two toupees you like the best you like that week better
13:10or do you like this one
13:11well i like the blonde one sir
13:14well you hush i make these decisions
13:16boss you want my honest opinion
13:18yeah i don't like either one of them
13:19i like your little chrome dome when it's bald like a little baby's bottom
13:23and i also like it when i am your partner
13:27would you just stop doing that
13:28stop sentimentalizing
13:29and just get out of here and get this place cleaned up
13:32i want it to sparkle for really a spitchard
13:35i'll do this week mister
13:36go on go on
13:39he looks like Dracula doesn't he
13:45well how do you do i'm jd hogg one of the jet settles
13:53while the rest of the dukes were packing
13:55jesse was talking to his friend from hatchaby county
13:58thank you
14:00ben lopley says he's got
14:03eighty acres south of hatchaby
14:04we can move in any time we want
14:06i still can't believe we're leaving
14:11i ain't never lived anywhere but here sir
14:15but dukes of hatchaby
14:18somehow that just don't sound right
14:21sure don't
14:24an hour and a half
14:27sure don't seem like much time to
14:30pack up a lifetime of memories
14:34i was born in this house
14:37i brought your aunt lavinia here
14:42and she died here
14:46an hour and a half just don't seem right
14:55oh yes yes yes yes yes your majesty i just arrived here in montacolu in my private jet
15:01such a boy
15:02oh good afternoon chic old buddy
15:05keep your oil running
15:07count countess
15:09oh this here's perfect i'm really gonna blend in with the jet stream
15:17oh no
15:17ellis butcher's here he come early
15:21roscoe
15:22hey hey hey roscoe
15:24enter
15:25it's here
15:26who
15:26ellis butcher
15:27oh
15:29i'll get the key to the city
15:30get out the red coffins
15:32get out the red coffins
15:33come on mister
15:34oh
15:34oh
15:42hi dude
15:44i'm commissioner j.d. hogg
15:46commissioner hogg may i present to you the president of pritchard industries
15:48l.s. pritchard
15:50welcome
15:51to the biggest little city in the south
15:53mr. pritch
15:54pritch
15:56wait a minute
15:57what
15:59you're really a pitcher
16:01yeah but you're a
16:03yes i am
16:04permission to hog
16:06oh
16:06here boss
16:07here's your red carpet
16:09oh
16:14where's my hair
16:15boss
16:16it's on backwards
16:17that's better
16:21excuse my sheriff's department
16:22they're a little over eager
16:23or at the key
16:25oh
16:25the key
16:25the key
16:26there we go
16:27allow me to present to you
16:29the key to our fair city
16:31miss um
16:32uh
16:33miz uh
16:34as long as we're partners commissioner
16:35why don't you call me l.s.
16:38oh
16:38i'd love to do that
16:39me too
16:40here you are l.s
16:41yeah
16:41and you can just call me uh
16:43j.d.
16:44let's get down to business j.d.
16:46i'd like to do that
16:47how are the land purchases coming from my community of the future
16:49oh we're really starting to roll l.s uh
16:52i've already bought up six farms repossessed one and foreclosed on two
16:55including the duke place
16:57yeah i want to thank you for your help on that
16:59believe me them dukes are just troublemakers
17:01we had to get rid of them first
17:02yes
17:02yes
17:02well hurry it up
17:03i want to complete my buy of hazard as soon as possible
17:06mm-hmm
17:07meantime i want to look around
17:08all right
17:09you do that
17:10and take off that hairpiece
17:12you look ridiculous
17:14you know daisy you were just six years old when you come to this house
17:20i remember you come running through that kitchen door your pigtails a flying
17:24and uncle jesse you said
17:27uncle jesse i remember the first time you gave me a hug and you tickled so much
17:33you know what it still does
17:37and you fellas you were just little tykes when you came here
17:40what we used to keep track of your height right there on that door jam
17:43i remember that
17:44you still got marks here
17:45look at that
17:46i always thought i was gonna be bigger than you too
17:49i guess a home is more than the house
17:52it's the people that live in it
17:54ain't that what you always told us
17:55yep
17:55and love's a whole lot more than a bunch of old uh shingles or two by fours or
18:01little matches like that on the wall
18:07it's roscoe
18:08uncle jesse me and bo are gonna stay behind you and daisy go on ahead
18:11yeah we gotta figure out who's behind all this
18:13can't take it lying down can you
18:15i know i guess not
18:16well we gotta talk to ross
18:18get on out
18:18come on
18:25all right
18:25all right you do come on out
18:26time
18:27yep
18:36all our tests show the same results hazard areas just loaded with high density coal deposits
18:40close to the surface perfect for strip mining
18:43terrific
18:44once i finish buying up all the land we'll bring in the bulldozers and the mining crews and get to
18:49work
18:50then is that dummy hog gonna be in for a big surprise
18:54come on let's go
18:57meanwhile word had spread that boss was buying up land for ls pritchard at double its value
19:02and folks was lining up to sell
19:04oh good grief
19:06all right
19:08now just turn right around and get on out of here now you gotta leave
19:12roscoe we ain't going nowhere till you investigate
19:13we just run off the road this morning by a helicopter
19:16oh
19:17now boss told me that that story about a helicopter is a bunch of hogwash
19:20it ain't no hogwash it ain't lies it's the truth
19:23and we lost our farm because of that helicopter
19:26right and we want you to find out who that thing belongs to
19:28well
19:28i should have expected something like this folks
19:30them of them troublemaking dukes
19:32it was a bad day in housing when you boys came back here let me tell you
19:36all right ross crew
19:37here's the door
19:38just throw them out
19:40excuse me
19:41oh it's you ls
19:43there's a surprise
19:44wait wait
19:44quiet everybody
19:45i want to introduce you to my new partner
19:48ls pritchard of dalis
19:50that's ls pritchard
19:51i guess so
19:52what's the problem jd
19:53oh it's them duke boys
19:55introduce us
19:56oh all right
19:57well uh bow and luke do kill this bitch
20:00how do you do ma'am nice to meet you
20:01i'm rush school
20:02take off your hat ross
20:04sorry about your farm
20:05it'd still be our farm if we'd have made that mortgage payment that helicopter didn't run us off the road
20:09there you go
20:10we ain't too dang thrilled about all this talk of new hazard and this redeveloping business
20:16folks just don't listen to them
20:17they're troublemakers
20:18besides they don't live here no more
20:20they live in hansipede
20:21we wouldn't have lost our farm if it wasn't for that helicopter
20:23and if it wasn't for us being set up
20:25so we're gonna find out who's at the bottom of this
20:27you got that
20:28roscoe just don't stand there like a sassy
20:30it's still too enos
20:31come on now
20:32come on
20:37getting angry
20:38i like that
20:42you think so
20:48so
20:49those are the duke boys you were worried about
20:51yeah and you know why i was worried
20:52because
20:53here i lead you do get this round
20:55i figured if they lost the farm
20:57and had to get out of hazard
20:58the rest of the town would be a pushofer
21:01yeah well we can't have them making waves
21:03either you take care of them
21:05or
21:06i will
21:13helicopters
21:14limousines
21:14and
21:15ls pritchard
21:17all in hazard
21:17in the same day
21:18same day we lose our farm
21:20not only us
21:21but a bunch of other folks like us
21:23yeah
21:24there's gotta be some kind of connection
21:26now why do you think
21:27that she's in town
21:27buying up all this whole place
21:29for such high prices
21:30that's what we gotta find out
21:32look you head out to
21:33the pruitt's pasture where those guys are dynamiting
21:34see if you can find something
21:35all right
21:36what are you gonna do
21:38well
21:38i'm gonna go straight to the source
21:42it's a lousy job but
21:45somebody's gotta do it
21:47be careful
21:52take a stroll
21:53i'm gonna do a number on that hunk of country boy
22:05excuse me ma'am
22:06i'd like to apologize for that ruckus up there
22:08oh
22:10well how about sitting with me a bit
22:11and having a chat about it
22:15all right
22:26now tell me sugar
22:28what is it you don't like about my redevelopment hazard
22:59look it's one of them yoke
23:00yeah he found the drill bit we dropped
23:02who gives away
23:03we better get it back
23:15take that little item print
23:17yes sir
23:19so be going
23:20yeah just a second
23:21i got something i want to talk to you about
23:25that fella talk rough
23:26don't he
23:48let's go
23:49let's go
23:57i don't believe i'd be going after old bow
23:59go man we gotta stop him he knows too much
24:09come on general you can do it
24:18no way we can make it
24:19shoot
24:20them boys don't know nothing about flying
24:22ls sure ain't gonna be happy about this
24:24so you see sugar
24:25you don't have anything to fret about
24:27by the time i get done redeveloping new hazard
24:29it's gonna be the loveliest of little place in the south
24:33well you tell it mighty nice ma'am
24:35why don't you make that lisa sue sounds less formal
24:40i love a man with a strong jaw
24:43thank you man lisa sue
24:47but you still haven't got around to telling me why you picked on little old hazard to do all these
24:51wonderful things to
24:54excuse me
24:56yes
24:56it's garrett
24:57one of them duke boys found a piece of our equipment
25:00we got it back but
25:01he got away
25:02i see
25:03thank you
25:04i um
25:05have a little bit of a business problem honey
25:07so
25:07maybe we could continue this discussion another time
25:10that's too bad
25:11it's just getting interesting
25:14whatever you say
25:19thank you
25:20you're welcome
25:22thank you
25:24bye bye
25:34come on get it look i got a lot to tell you
25:36i can see what hog men about them duke boys being a problem
25:40guess i'm gonna have to take care of them myself
25:43what a waste
25:48quick call them in
25:49tell them to get the chopper and track those two down
25:51i want them taken and held prisoner and out of the way until i wrap up my deal
26:00meanwhile bo was telling luke all about what happened to him and that drill bit that he found
26:04marked pc
26:05hey now wait a minute i bet that p could stand for pritchard
26:08yeah you might be right
26:09they could have been doing perk tests or
26:11maybe drilling to see if there's any minerals on the land i don't know
26:15do you mean like oil
26:16yeah oil or silver or gold
26:18shoot let's get to a phone
26:19hey what do you say we use one at the farm
26:21ain't gonna disconnect it till tomorrow
26:23there you go
26:24i'd like to see the old place one more time too
26:33you see them sissies need a chopper to fly
26:44the boys had returned to the farm and luke was putting in a phone call to dallas information
26:48and he found out something very interesting thanks a lot
26:52peter what
26:54pritchard industries has a whole bunch of subsidiaries among them pritchard coal
27:00pc
27:00yeah less pritchard hey i bet that's it
27:03that lady ain't interested in beautifying hazard she's interested in coal
27:06well and them two guys in a helicopter now
27:08now they must work for her
27:11and
27:11i bet she's in coots with boss when they run us off the road this morning
27:14well we're still up a creek we don't have any evidence of that
27:16well let's go get some what are we waiting for
27:18before we do that i want to call over to hatchby and see how uncle jesse and daze
27:21good idea
27:26you hear what i hear
27:27i sure do
27:45sure's a good thing you hid the general lee out in the barn
27:47looks like they're searching for us
27:49i guess i struck a nerve with that dallas gal
27:51well i guess you sure did
27:53what are we waiting for let's go get a couple guys huh
27:55oh we gonna chase a chopper
27:57you got a point there
27:58listen we wait until dark and that way we can go out and check the landing strip
28:01see if they refueled someplace
28:02all right well we'll wait and let's go give a call to hatchby see how they're doing
28:06you got the number
28:06i got it someplace
28:08oh here it's in this pocket i guess
28:11here you hold it for me
28:12yeah sure
28:18hello
28:18hey daisy it's here's luke
28:20luke
28:21oh it's good to hear from you
28:23how's it going
28:24listen we're just about moved in and uh
28:26cooter was a big help
28:27i'm unpacking things
28:29ask your uncle jesse's taking it
28:31well uh
28:32how's uncle jesse taking it all
28:35uh
28:36listen i just want to talk to you about that
28:39see uh
28:44look he's not taking it well at all
28:51he's just breaking his heart
28:53you know it really hit him when we got here
28:58look i'm worried about him
28:59listen we'll come to hatchby
29:01we'll spend the night
29:02all right
29:03yeah
29:04okay we'll see you soon
29:05give our love to uncle jesse
29:06yeah okay
29:07uh yeah bye bye
29:19well
29:20our uncle is just a little too old to be starting over
29:24yeah i know what you mean
29:27you know he spent the best years of his life taking care of us in this house
29:31best years of our lives most likely
29:33yeah
29:34well remember when i busted my best louisville slugger taking a swipe at you right there
29:39yeah i do but
29:41remember
29:41it wasn't the bat that broke the wall it was my head i ducked out of the way and hit
29:45that thing right there
29:45you're great
29:46you had quite a temper on you luke dude when he was little
29:50well uncle jesse took care of that damn quick
29:52i ate more meals off of that mantelpiece
29:57say luke
29:58you remember when we were uh
30:00playing a little league game and we didn't do too good he'd
30:03take us out there and sit us on his knee on that swing
30:06tell us that it didn't matter none because we was his boys and
30:10and he loved us
30:15luke our uncle jesse has taken care of us all our lives
30:20it's time for us to take care of him
30:22if it's the last thing we do we gotta get him his house back
30:25hey henna wouldn't you know if somebody was gonna come and ring that bell while i was trying to ladle
30:29out not too much and not too little
30:30oh it's you ls oh yeah come in come in do come in
30:34i was just making some dinner for myself on the corner my wife lulu is away at the fat farm
30:38this isn't a social call jd it ain't you were right about them duke boys being a problem
30:42i was i want to speed everything up you do so
30:46tomorrow morning you're gonna call a town meeting at 9 a.m shop
30:49i am at 9 a.m here's another check
30:51i don't care how much you gotta spend
30:54i want you to use pressure threats anything
30:56but i want to complete my land buy so that i can start
30:59redeveloping immediately
31:00oh my my my my oh my you sure are a man of action ain't you
31:05oh no no i meant the girl of action
31:06no no no no a lady of action
31:09no no no a woman
31:10and you just make sure them duke boys are not at the town meeting
31:13i want hazard in the bag by tomorrow night
31:15got it
31:16oh i got it yeah listen if them dukes try to come back into town i'll have them stopped
31:20i'll have my whole service department set up a road block between here and hatchery
31:23you do that
31:25good night
31:25oh wait a minute wait a minute don't you want to stay around just a little while longer
31:28and try some of them deep fried hog jowls i'm making
31:31the only thing you better be making is some phone calls
31:35don't forget
31:359 a.m
31:369 a.m
31:39oh she really means it
31:45i can't count on these hazard idiots
31:47i want you to call our man and tell him to stake out the hatchby road
31:50i want them to make double sure them duke boys don't show up at that town meeting tomorrow
31:55gotcha
31:56and what do we do about hog
31:57as soon as he buys up everything
31:59we dump him
32:00i want to start hauling coal out of here within 10 days
32:05so that's why they wanted us off our farm
32:08and that's why that lady's buying up all that land
32:11she's found coal
32:12yeah that's right and all that stuff about new hazard
32:14well that's a bunch of hogwash too
32:15all they're trying to do is cheat them nice folks out of their property
32:18well that pritchard lady ain't gonna get away with that
32:20that's the old fighting spirit uncle jesse
32:22now listen listen didn't cooter say they was having a town meeting tomorrow over there at the boar's nest
32:27yes he did
32:28all right you and me are gonna go there and we're gonna talk to them people and by the time
32:32we get through
32:33they think they think they're gonna run into a couple of bus talk
32:38i'll tell you what i think this bus side here might get some shit out i think we all better
32:43get some shit out
32:43yeah sure it's gonna feel a little funny sleeping under a strange roof you know it
32:46well now a little help from the lord and that town meeting tomorrow we may not be here all that
32:53long
32:58and when the morning sun rose roscoe was already setting up a roadblock
33:02with a reluctant enus
33:04to keep the dukes from getting into that town meeting
33:06and ls pritchard's flunkies were backing old roscoe up to make double sure
33:11and here come the dukes
33:13getting an early start on the day's proceedings
33:15anything i live a better hunt for sure is a good roadblock
33:19i don't know we'll get them
33:20i declare sheriff i don't think it's right for us to set up a roadblock for bo and luke
33:24they may have been disturbing the peace a little bit but that i don't think that's good enough
33:27hush just hush
33:29yours is not to wonder why
33:31you're just to follow orders of your superior officer
33:34you just do like i do remember monkey sea monkey jewel
33:40there they are
33:45oh shoot it's a roadblock
33:47stay back
33:51we say we play a little possible
33:55now
33:55ain't coming chet
33:56hush i can see that
33:58all right you dudes i'm not kidding now come on over here
34:00i'm gonna cuff you and stuff you
34:03ain't gonna do it are they
34:05all right let's go get them
34:06get in here
34:07now
34:10now
34:18those fools
34:19let's go
34:19right
34:22you're gonna pay for it
34:24i'm gonna get you
34:25i'm gonna get you
34:49another roadblock
34:50it's getting to be a regular obstacle course
34:53days you better take a different route
35:11don't believe me
35:13you better get the phone come on
35:14where'd you get your driver's license in a cracker jackpot
35:18you know
35:19hasard county is the only place that i know of that needs an air traffic controller for cars
35:31what did you do there
35:34it was there
35:35we gotta get to that meeting
35:37so we'll go for it
35:38go right down there
35:52nice going days
35:53boss that picture gas
35:54sure don't want us at the town meeting
35:56all the more reason for us to be there
35:58tell them boys to stick their foot in it
36:01let's get cracking fellas
36:02i got an idea
36:03you and uncle jesse go ahead to that meeting
36:05and install them
36:06me and bo will be there later
36:07what are we gonna be doing
36:09the way i figured it
36:10if we're gonna nail this uh dallas lady
36:13we're gonna have to get a hundred percent positive proof of her conniving
36:16yeah well how are we gonna get it
36:17hopefully from miss pritchard herself
36:19now she always carries around that fancy briefcase
36:21i'm betting there's something in there we can use
36:24we'll see you there
36:25game four
36:27come on get serious boss
36:29that was wrong
36:30that was wrong
36:31you're 20 minutes fast
36:33boys near
36:35huh
36:36oh it's for you earlier
36:47yes
36:47yes
36:49well
36:50what a pleasant surprise to hear from you
36:51yeah it's nice to talk to you too man
36:54i was wondering if we could continue our conversation we were having the other day
36:57alone
36:58maybe we'd come to some sort of agreement
36:59you're interested
37:00okay give us about
37:01and the lady was very interested
37:03especially when luke set up a rendezvous at lovers rock
37:06and off she went
37:08gotta go
37:10oh you going
37:11you take over for a little while and we'll be back
37:13don't you worry i'll take over sure i will
37:15i think she bought it
37:17well then i guess you better get out out there to work huh
37:19but uh
37:20do me a favor and try not to forget everything i taught you
37:22oh i'll do my best
37:26as soon as i signal you
37:27you tell our boys to come down in the chopper and take luke duke hostage
37:30yeah okay and we'll hold him till the town meeting's over
37:33right
37:33then we'll tell the other dukes if they ever want to see him alive again
37:36not to interfere
37:39but remember
37:40not until i signal you
37:41got it
38:06well it don't take a lot of smarts to figure that this is going to be a real matchup
38:10a chopper against general lee
38:24careful
38:24you got it
38:25you be careful too
38:27you got it
38:54why don't you come on in and we'll talk for a bit
38:57i said i'd like to see you alone
39:01how about you and me taking a little walk
39:03okay
39:04you don't sure
39:29so what is it you wanted to talk about
39:32well ma'am
39:34it's
39:35lisa sue
39:37lisa sue
39:40well i sure would appreciate it if you could see fit to have them associates of yours
39:44stop hounding me and my cousin
39:45and supposing i did
39:48well then maybe we'd forget to report to the faa about the phony numbers you had painted on that helicopter
39:55appears as if you've got more going for you than just a strong job
40:17hey
40:17hey you drop that
40:19gee i'm sorry
40:26thanks a lot
40:35are you trying to pull something
40:36why shoot no
40:38you think i'd bring you out here for something like that
40:43well i enjoy the chat lisa sue
40:48get it
40:49my man
40:53ls
40:54hojoko's got your briefcase
40:56they can kill my whole deal
40:58get the chopper
40:59they gotta stop him
41:01i ain't gonna sit down
41:03i am not gonna sit down
41:05and kill
41:05it's time for this meeting
41:08jd
41:09jd
41:09just a minute jd
41:11before you start this meeting
41:12daisy and me we got something we want to say to these people
41:14no you don't you're out of order
41:16don't live in hazard no more so just get out of here
41:19just a minute
41:20listen to me we're not leaving until we say our piece
41:23yep
41:23now let me tell you everybody
41:24we just lost our farm because of this man
41:26and i don't know what these pens mean i love new hazard
41:29but he
41:30no no no
41:30can't let you
41:43oh shoot we were right
41:44what
41:45she ain't building no community of the future
41:47she's buying that land so she can strip mine coal
41:57strip mining that
41:59ain't that worthy
42:00they scrape all the stuff off the surface
42:02and just keep going down and down
42:03until there ain't nothing left
42:04you got that right
42:05so here's a contract to bring the bulldozers in next week
42:08shoot that'll just plumb wreck hazard
42:10let's get to that meeting
42:12oh would you look at that it's that dang helicopter again
42:14oh she's smart
42:15she must put him on
42:37jd i know that's what you think but your partner is pulling the wool over your eyes
42:42and she wants to mine
42:43keep it on
42:48i don't know
43:18Where are they?
43:19I don't know.
43:24Get himself in his own medicine.
43:28Hang on, cousin.
43:30Hello, General.
43:36These guys have a screw loose.
43:37Ellis is furious.
43:38She says we gotta stop them.
43:40Right.
43:43Here they come on, shoot.
43:46I'm gonna call Rasko and Edis.
43:48Dang it.
43:49Rasko, Edis, we need your help to spell them.
43:56They're clawing us, Luke.
43:57Listen, we gotta get them on the ground.
44:00We're gonna have to decoy them.
44:01Can you roll this thing over, Genelec?
44:03Roll it over, but don't kill us, okay?
44:06All right, do it.
44:22We got them.
44:23Let's go down and get that briefcase.
44:39Let's go down and get that briefcase.
44:43Now, go!
44:54So, Bo and Lou got a hold to the paperwork
44:56that exposed L.S. Pritchard's real plan.
44:59Strip mine coal and hazard.
45:01Boss, in shock for being taken by an even bigger liar than himself,
45:06cancelled all the land savings.
45:07Besides, Pritchard's first cut of the land
45:10was to be right through the boar's nest.
45:12And that's a historical landmark.
45:14And when the boys threatened to press charges
45:16for the first chopper accident,
45:18Boss cancelled the foreclosure on the Duke funnel,
45:20as well as pay him to have a general repair.
45:22You gonna tear that baby up?
45:24All right.
45:25All right.
45:28That's too tight, ma'am.
45:30And while Lisa Sue was headed for jail along with her flunkies,
45:33thinking about what might have been, namely Luke,
45:36the Dukes moved back into their farm.
45:38And thanks to them,
45:39they kind of settled down to a pleasant scream.
45:42The first thing we gotta do is move in all the kitchen stuff.
45:46Are we gonna cook?
45:48Are we gonna cook?
45:49Folks, that was some feast.
45:52You should have been there.
45:55You should have been there.
45:55Don't you dare.
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