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00:00The Dukes of Hazzard find a runaway that keeps them all running.
00:06There they go!
00:07And there they go!
00:09Get out!
00:11We're going through.
00:17Ah!
00:18Monster!
00:25We gotta get out of here!
00:30Just a good old boy
00:37Never meaning no harm
00:40Beats all you've never saw
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:47Straightening the curves
00:50Flatening the hills
00:53Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will
00:59Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:09That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:14Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:19Fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:25As stock cars go, General Lee is a county fair mudder
01:35Boys keep you in that way with an occasional test rod
01:38Look out, Bo!
01:39Don't you just hate it when somebody runs right past you?
01:53Especially when you don't even know you're racin'
01:55Ooh!
01:56Ah!
01:57Oh no, oh no!
01:59Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
02:01Quick!
02:02Quick!
02:03Quick!
02:05Quick!
02:06Yeah!
02:08Oh, my God.
02:38All right, you two.
02:51I caught you red-handed.
02:53And don't try to snivel and grovel your way out of there, Cedar.
02:57Hi, I'm Mitch Henderson. This is Les Sloan. We're private investigators from Tulsa.
03:01Well, big deal. I'm Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane. I'm still going to give you a ticket.
03:05Oh, Roscoe, hush you up.
03:07Oh, you say you two boys are private investigators, huh?
03:10Yeah, that's right. Here's our card.
03:13Oh, yeah. Well, I'll just keep this for future reference.
03:17Say, what do you two fellas investigate?
03:20Our client's daughter's going on a round-the-world cruise.
03:22And we're escorting her to this ship in Miami.
03:25Oh, well.
03:27This is Miss Susie Holmes.
03:29How do you do?
03:30Hello, Miss Holmes.
03:31How do you do?
03:34Her father is C.J. Holmes.
03:37C.J. Holmes.
03:38Oh, of Tulsa, of Holmes Oil, Holmes Airlines, Holmes Bining, Holmes Hotels, Holmes Meatpacking.
03:45The C.J. Holmes.
03:47You got it.
03:48Ah, he's got it.
03:53Mister, you almost killed us back there, and I don't appreciate it at all.
03:56Well, boy, don't make no difference anyway, because I've given him a ticket right here.
04:00When and if I say so.
04:01Ah, when and if he say so.
04:04Rascal, you mean you ain't going to give him a ticket?
04:05Yes, I'm going to give him a ticket.
04:08Now, this ought to be fun.
04:10Hey, you're going up, though.
04:12Why?
04:13I think you ought to take a piece out of the good book, temper justice with understanding, and forgive these two gentlemen.
04:19Good book.
04:20I knew it wouldn't do no good, Bo.
04:22Thanks, boss.
04:22It's like flogging a dead horse.
04:25You believe that?
04:26Ah, because they let them get away, they don't let us get away.
04:28It ain't worth wasting our breath.
04:29I guess not.
04:31They give her a bath here.
04:35Yes, she's gone.
04:42Gone?
04:43The Duke boys, they took that girl.
04:45Duke boys?
04:46Who are they?
04:46But, ma'am, the ones who just drove off.
04:48This priest on a pony.
04:50Oh, never mind who's on a pony, jackass.
04:52You fellas stay here, get your car fixed, and we'll go get and bring that girl back quicker in the fog and swallow at you, Bo.
04:59It'll be even quicker.
05:05Not yet.
05:10Not yet.
05:11This Duke boy's got too much of a head start.
05:14Call Enos and have them cut them off down the road.
05:16I can't do that, boss.
05:17See, I gave Enos a day off.
05:18He's bass fishing.
05:20What?
05:20I'll call him in the house.
05:23I promise I'll let you go if you're too little.
05:25Promise.
05:26Enos, this is your superior officer, Rush Colby Coltrane.
05:33This is an emergency quail.
05:34Come back.
05:42Enos, if you don't say howdy, Sheriff, in the next two seconds, you're going to be up to your hip, boots, in trouble, boy.
05:48Come on.
05:49Howdy, Sheriff.
05:49Enos, I'm hot on the tail of the Duke boys.
05:53Now, I'm on Highway 126.
05:55Now, I want you to get over to Ridgeway Road and cut them off.
05:57Is that an affirmative?
05:58Come back.
05:59Yes, sir.
05:59I'm coming.
06:01Don't stay right there.
06:02I'll be right back.
06:03Oh, dang it, dang it.
06:04Okay.
06:04Okay.
06:05Okay.
06:05Okay.
06:06Okay.
06:07Okay.
06:08Okay.
06:09Okay.
06:10Okay.
06:11Okay.
06:12Okay.
06:13Okay.
06:14Okay.
06:15Okay.
06:16Okay.
06:17Okay.
06:18Okay.
06:19We got company.
06:32Who are you?
06:37I'm a hitchhiker.
06:39Well, we ain't much in the habit of picking up strangers.
06:43My name is Bo Duke.
06:45This here's my cousin Luke.
06:46Hi.
06:47I'm Susie Holmes.
06:48Well, Miss Susie Holmes, now we ain't strangers no more.
06:51Why don't you make yourself a little more comfortable?
06:53How'd you get in here?
06:55You run away from somebody?
06:57How did you know?
06:58Well, when we're running away from somebody, we always check over our shoulders, too.
07:02My daddy.
07:07Faster, faster, Roscoe.
07:09There's money to be made here.
07:11How do you know that, boss?
07:12Well, here's how.
07:13Well, here's how.
07:14A year ago, C.J. Holmes lost his little cock of Spaniel.
07:17Oh, that's a shame.
07:18I love puppies.
07:19Yeah.
07:20Well, you know what the men give the little boy who returned that dog to him?
07:24No.
07:25I'll tell you.
07:26What?
07:27A genuine oil well.
07:29An oil well?
07:30You rascal, you're kidding with me, aren't you?
07:35Well, I'll kid you about a hundred barrels of black gold a day.
07:38Oh, no.
07:39And if C.J. Holmes would give an oil well for the safe return of his little cock of Spaniel,
07:44what do you reckon he'd give for the safe return of his own flesh and blood daughter?
07:48Oh, oh, I get it.
07:51I love it.
07:53I love it.
07:55You best go get that reward.
07:57Oh, man, that ain't your father.
08:05That's old Lascaux P. Coltrane himself.
08:08New bars!
08:09Stop!
08:10In the name of the law!
08:11Is Boss Hogg it with her?
08:13New bars!
08:14I'm feeling over stuff this thing!
08:17This is an order!
08:18Damn it!
08:19Stop!
08:22Penis makes three.
08:24He busted no law.
08:25Well, they weren't.
08:26Me.
08:27Please don't stop.
08:28I can explain.
08:30Boss Hogg's after you.
08:31That's good enough for us.
08:32Now, hang on.
08:42Hell, a man left.
08:44No-si-no.
08:45Step on the gas and away we go.
08:47Yahoo!
08:47You okay, Sheriff?
08:56Well, no thanks to you, you dipstick.
08:59It's all knocked the daylight, sir.
09:00Mr. Hogg, you all right?
09:02Mr. Hogg, I'm afraid you got away.
09:03Oh, I got me a sheriff who can't find nothing, and a deputy who can't even find there.
09:09Ooh.
09:09No offense, Mr. Hogg, but I did catch something.
09:12Look at that.
09:14Yeah!
09:15If it ain't a duke, it don't count.
09:17What does count is the sheriff and the deputy helping me recover the homescale.
09:25And took my rear!
09:26Daisy, I can't thank you enough for lending me the clothes.
09:37I got a hunch Bo and Luke are going to feel the same way.
09:41Come on.
09:45Well, I'll tell you this much.
09:47If that is C.J. Holmes' daughter in there, you can bet your bottom dollar that this farm
09:53is going to be the first place that Roscoe will look.
09:58Not that you ain't welcome, dear.
10:00Oh, you can say that again, Uncle Jesse.
10:02Susie, why are you running from your pa?
10:04Well, that's because of a very special fellow I met in college.
10:07His name is Fred.
10:09He was studying agriculture, and we had absolutely nothing in common except that we fell in love.
10:15That's having a lot in common, Susie.
10:17Well, my father forbid me to marry just a farmer who wasn't good enough for me.
10:21What does he mean, just a farmer?
10:24I'll have you know the farmers is the backbone of this U.S. of A nation, young lady.
10:29My father doesn't always appreciate that, Mr. Duke.
10:31Well, not many people do.
10:34But I'll tell you this much.
10:36It ain't just the postman that delivers through rain, sleet, or snow.
10:40Us farmers do, too.
10:41And there's a lot of people in this old world that ain't starving just because, uh, just us farmers.
10:48And us without much thanks or money in our pockets to show for it.
10:53You know, I kind of feel sorry for your daddy.
10:56With all of his millions, he can't make his daughter happy.
11:01To my way of thinking, that makes me a lot richer than he is.
11:05Oh, Rosker, what a walk. I'm worn down to the nub.
11:10Oh, yeah.
11:11Now then, if one cockle spaniel is worth one oil well, then how many cockles is a lost daughter worth?
11:21She, uh...
11:22Now, say, ten.
11:25Ten.
11:25So, ten cockles times ten oil wells producing, say, a hundred barrels a day at, say, twenty-five dollars a barrel.
11:38Woo-hoo!
11:39Uh, what does that come to, boss?
11:42The scalpelator don't go that high!
11:44I love it.
11:45So, daddy decided to send me on a cruise to think things over, as he put it.
11:49Do you mean that your father paid two thugs to take you and put you on that boat whether you wanted to go or not?
11:53Yes?
11:55Yeah, I know.
11:56Yeah.
11:57Oh, oh, sure, Myrtle, I'll tell her.
12:00Uh, Susie, it's Asheville. The line's clear now.
12:05Fred?
12:07Oh, I've been going out of my mind waiting for you to get back to me.
12:10Honey, look, I thought you'd be on that boat already.
12:13No, and I'm not going to get on that ship, ever.
12:16Now, these here two city dude investigators wanted to find Miss Holmes worse than Boss Hogg, and not being short on smarts, they come to the Hazard Phone Company.
12:26Oh, I can't tell you where the Duke boys went.
12:29This is very important, Miss. It's a matter of life and death.
12:33Well, I'd love to help you, but Boss Hogg, who owns this here company, made company rule number two.
12:38Well, that extra 20 just hit on Boss Hogg's rule number two, which is...
12:43Never turn down cash on the barrel head, especially when your barrel's empty.
12:48Those boys went to the Duke farm.
12:50And where's that?
12:52Out on Mill Pond Road.
12:54And where would that be?
12:55Hang a left at the next corner and go 18 miles to Mill Pond Road.
13:06Got it?
13:08I can get a car at the airport.
13:10You can?
13:10Yeah, I can do that.
13:11Oh, man, you bet I can.
13:13Oh, that's wonderful.
13:15Fred's flying to Colonial City, and he's going to rent a car and pick me up here.
13:18Wrong.
13:19Excuse me a minute.
13:22What's his name?
13:22Fred.
13:23Hello, Fred.
13:25This here is Jesse Duke.
13:26Oh, Mr. Duke.
13:27Oh, hi.
13:28Now, I don't think this farm is going to be safe for too much longer, so...
13:32When you get into the airport, come north on Highway 5 till you get to the county line.
13:37And when you rent a car, make sure you get one that's got a CB in it, and keep tuned to Channel 9, in case there's any change in the plan.
13:44Okay, look, I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, Mr. Duke.
13:47Right, and with any luck, we'll have Susie there to meet you.
13:51Can you put Susie back on the phone for me?
13:53Oh, yeah, yeah, here she is.
13:55Yeah.
13:56Nice.
13:57Fred, did you get that?
13:58Yeah.
13:59Oh, great.
14:00I love you.
14:01I love you too, sweetheart.
14:04See you soon.
14:06Oh, he said he can be there by 4 o'clock.
14:08Well, then it's settled.
14:09We'll get you to that preacher in Chickamahani County, and you'll be married before you know it.
14:13Oh, and you'll be my maid of honor.
14:14Oh, yes.
14:15Great.
14:15And will you give the bride away?
14:18I'll be glad to.
14:18Oh, and you too.
14:21Will you be Fred's best man?
14:23Sure.
14:24Yes, ma'am.
14:25Well, let that don't be, though.
14:26I figured that when the whole family eloped, that Daisy'd be the bride.
14:30Nobody's going to be the bride if these fellas are who I think they are.
14:36Take a look here.
14:38They say the path of true love never runs smooth.
14:41And these two ain't dropping by to plain old Cupid.
14:44What do you all think's going to happen?
14:54All right.
14:55Here's what we got to do.
14:56Daisy, you take Susie in your car and hightail it out of here.
14:59Oh, unless these guys are blind, ain't they going to see them run across the yard?
15:02I know.
15:03I'm counting on that.
15:04Now, they got a lot more horsepower than you have, but I think you can out-drive them for a few minutes.
15:08Then you can make the switch at the old playgrounds.
15:10Now, get out the back door.
15:12Hand for it.
15:12Good luck.
15:13I sure hope this thing works.
15:31There she goes.
15:33We'll catch her in no time.
15:35She suckered them in.
15:37Look at her drive.
15:39You boys know what to do.
15:41Yes, sir.
15:41Keep going.
15:42I must have been crazy to think I could get away from Daddy's men.
16:03Now, I've got your whole family in trouble.
16:10Do you love Fred?
16:14More than that.
16:15Then it's worth it.
16:16They're gaining on us.
16:39They're gaining on us.
16:43Not anymore.
16:44Okay, now, when I get around these bushes up here, I'm going to slow down, and I want you to jump out and run back.
17:00The boys are going to meet you.
17:04Okay, Susie.
17:05What?
17:05Okay.
17:05Good.
17:15All right.
17:15All right.
17:17Come on.
17:18I'm going to go.
17:21Well said.
17:22Where are we going?
17:35We're heading to Summoner Farm.
17:37It's so far off the beaten track, even the bloodhounds can't find it.
17:40We'll hide out there until it's time to meet Fred.
17:52Okay, Susie, climb out.
17:55Ah, and here I thought you two big handsome hunks were after me.
18:03Now this is the Summoner Farm.
18:11Old Nate Summoner grows weird stuff, don't he?
18:22Ah, this is Enos to Sheriff Coltrane.
18:27The general is approaching something to farm, Sheriff.
18:29Oh, that's good news, good news.
18:31Enos ain't got that girl with him.
18:32Come back.
18:36Yes, sir, the girl's with him, Sheriff.
18:39Listen, Enos.
18:40Now you just hold your position, and I'll come around and back them,
18:43because we got them surrounded.
18:45I'm gone.
18:52It's, um, is that what they call a tumbleweed in these parts?
18:55No, ma'am.
18:56That's what we call an Enos.
18:57Hang on one 80.
18:58Shawnee engine cave ain't too far off.
19:18Enos?
19:19What are you doing?
19:20You just, look at this, what I did here.
19:23I done scuffed my vehicle.
19:24I did, I'm good.
19:26I look all right, Sheriff?
19:29You look like a bush.
19:30That's what I'm supposed to look like, Sheriff, a bush.
19:32Good thing there's just, just horses around here.
19:34Good thing there ain't no dogs.
19:37I wish I was a dog.
19:39I don't want you to just...
19:41Yes, sir.
19:42Anything you say, sir.
19:44Mr. Holmes.
19:45Or as money says.
19:47Well, are we fired?
19:48Not yet.
19:49He's flying in, wants us to pick him up at the airport about 2.30.
19:52I'm not picking up anybody at an airport just so he can fire me.
19:55Let him take a taxi.
19:56I do that, and he's liable to take it out of our pay.
19:59Plus the tip.
20:00Come on.
20:00Go around it, folks.
20:16It's Roscoe.
20:31I got you.
20:32Get the Shawnee engine cave.
20:36You better head over to Putnam's Creek.
20:37Afraid not, cousin, the bridge is out, and even I can't jump back.
20:40Yeah, but that old barge might still be there.
20:43You might get your boat right after all.
20:44Go, go, go, go, go!
21:07Oh, my God.
21:37Ah, ha, ha, ha, whoo!
21:46It looks like a nice day for a swim.
21:48That's what I like about you fellas. Y'all don't lie.
21:55We are going swimming, ain't we?
21:58It looks that way.
22:07All right. Freeze it right there.
22:12Bring that barge back here. Bring it back here now.
22:15I'm kidding, I'm fooling you.
22:16That's private property you're stealing.
22:18Now, friends, you're watching history.
22:20The slowest chase ever recorded in Hazard County.
22:22Now, you have the right to remain silent, but if you give up that right...
22:29Hey, hey, Roscoe, I got an idea.
22:30What?
22:31If you write some music to that, Luke and I'll sing it for you.
22:33Well, hush.
22:35Get your hands off me, hush, Bo.
22:37Roscoe, this kidnapping charge is a joke.
22:39I don't know why you're wasting your time at me.
22:40I wasn't kidnapped.
22:42I asked them to help me.
22:44That's right.
22:44She said she's leaving because she wanted to go marry the guy she loves, all.
22:46Well, her daddy says he ain't good enough for her.
22:49And that's good enough for me.
22:52Because when C.J. Holmes talks, people listen.
23:01God bless you, Sheriff.
23:02Enos, don't bless me.
23:04Just go get me a cup of hot coffee before I die the death of a June bug.
23:08Yes, sir.
23:08How you want, Sheriff?
23:10As usual in a cup, you dipstick.
23:13Yes, sir.
23:13You just...
23:13Oh, you're...
23:15I'm going to go make her phone call.
23:23Well, I'm sorry about that.
23:25Just, uh, now, uh, I've got to have some, uh, vital statistics here for my report here.
23:31The two detectives were on the way to the airport when the modern wonder of science intervened.
23:37Yeah, go ahead.
23:38J.D. Hogg here.
23:39See, uh, Miss Susie Holmes is in protective custody now in the Hazel County Sheriff's Office.
23:45And she's available for immediate pickup.
23:48Just as soon as you fellas have a little talk with Mr. C.J. Holmes about my reward.
23:54We'll be there.
23:56They've got the girl.
23:57Just in time to get us off the hook with Mr. Holmes.
24:00Let's go.
24:01Now, while the detectives were getting off the hook, L.B. had hooked on to the general and fished him out for a quick overhaul.
24:0850,000 barrels a day, at least, times, uh, oh, it's going up with OPC, so maybe 30, 35, 50 a barrel.
24:23Look at...
24:23You know, Roscoe, that sneeze might not be from a cold.
24:27Now, maybe you're allergic to something in this room.
24:29Yeah.
24:29Look, there's nothing in this room that hasn't been here for 20 years.
24:33Well, sure there is.
24:34Susie's here, and then...
24:35Wait.
24:36You know, Roscoe, I bet you're allergic to her perfume.
24:38Oh, I'm not allergic to her perfume.
24:40Well, sure you could be.
24:41Uh-oh.
24:42There's one way to test it.
24:42Why don't you stand over there next to the door, Susie?
24:44Oh, this is ridiculous.
24:46You see, it doesn't make any difference.
24:50Look, it's because you ain't far enough away.
24:52Now, come on, stand up.
24:53Oh, what?
24:54You'll just back off your eases.
24:55Oh, this is ridiculous.
24:56You're allergic to the Marines.
24:57You ought to feel better in a second.
24:58Don't scuff my uniform.
25:00You see, it doesn't make any difference whatsoever.
25:03Oh, you're wrong.
25:09Oh, yes!
25:11Oh, yes!
25:11I'm sorry.
25:12Get out of here.
25:13What are you doing out there?
25:14You've been working to the girls.
25:16Well, I don't have to watch her.
25:17She's in there, but the...
25:18Oh, boss.
25:19Listen, I can't.
25:20I can't.
25:20She's never going to hang her.
25:21All right!
25:23Just go get her!
25:24I'm going.
25:25Don't let her get away!
25:27My reward!
25:28Woo-hoo!
25:29Help me get them all right out.
25:30You know what?
25:31We're going to keep her safe before.
25:32Yeah.
25:38Susie, she's in that orange car.
25:41Don't point your nozzle at me, you stick.
25:45Come on, Chris.
25:46Let's go.
25:46Let's go.
25:47Let's go.
26:06Get that out of there!
26:07Hey!
26:08Hey!
26:08What's that?
26:09Will you get out of there?
26:13Hey, hey, you, you, listen.
26:17Will you get that, get that out of there?
26:20Hey, hey, hey, fella, move that thing out of there.
26:27Will you, hush, hush.
26:36Enish.
26:36Enish, them Duke boys have escaped.
26:40Now get out on Highway 134 and cut them off.
26:53Move it now. Come on, get in. Let's go.
26:55Boy, you're gonna look good, honey.
27:09Daisy must have been expecting a call.
27:12She left her window open.
27:14Daisy, this here's Luke. You read me?
27:18Daisy, come back.
27:19I read you, Luke. What's that?
27:20All right, we got Susie Borasco's hot on her tail.
27:23Now, you remember that place we used to catch school bus?
27:25How fast can you be there?
27:26About as fast as I did when we used to cut school.
27:29I'm on my way, cousin.
27:30Ain't it amazing what some people do for real love?
27:33Well, speaking of love, you might like to know that good old Fred is getting closer and closer
27:37to his meeting with Susie at the county line.
27:40And Susie's daddy's rushing to stop her from going anywhere with Fred.
27:44Enish, this is Sheriff Hush.
27:45Oh, B. Goldtree, listen.
27:47Get your butt over to Highway 126,
27:50because I got them Duke boys by the tail.
27:51Is that an affirmative comeback?
27:53Yes, sir.
27:54You want me to get my butt over to Highway 126?
27:57And, of course, you got Duke boys by the tail?
27:59And that's an affirmative?
28:00Come on, is that right, Sheriff?
28:01Enish, just hush.
28:04Just hush and do it.
28:06Dang, darn it.
28:13Not a sign of him up ahead.
28:15Let's face it, we blew it again.
28:17All we can do now is pick up Mr. Holmes at the airport and take our medicine.
28:36Hey.
28:38Daisy, you're going to have to take the general and decoy Roscoe.
28:40Okay.
28:41We're going to borrow your car.
28:42My car?
28:42I just waxed it, Luke.
28:44Well, don't worry about it.
28:44We'll be careful.
28:45Yes, you will be careful,
28:47because one speck of dust on this car
28:48and you two are eating cold grits for a week.
28:50Daisy, hurry up, please.
28:52Listen, we promise.
28:52Now, Roscoe's going to catch us if you don't hurry.
28:54I'm in it.
28:58One speck of dust.
29:02All right.
29:16If Roscoe would take that bait any harder,
29:19he'd be munching on the rod and reel.
29:21Yeah?
29:22Let's go hide out at L.B.'s garage.
29:23Come on.
29:24You got it.
29:24Copy.
29:29Now, the detective dudes went to the airport
29:31to pick up the man with the hat,
29:33the hoss in charge.
29:35The point is, you spotted her,
29:36then you lost her again.
29:37You're not using your heads.
29:39Now, how many irons-colored cars
29:41with a Confederate flag painted on top
29:43do you think they could be in hazard?
29:45Check with the local garage.
29:47The local idiot mechanic
29:48is bound to know who it belongs to.
29:50Yes, sir, Mr. Holmes.
29:51We're on our way.
29:52Yeah.
29:58Daisy's got to outfox two hounds instead of one.
30:02And I guess that just about makes it a fair race,
30:04especially when you know how Daisy drives.
30:06Daisy was doing a good job
30:09of getting Roscoe and Enos off the General's tail.
30:11Enos, this is the sheriff.
30:13I'll take the right book, and you take the left.
30:22If that girl would take her driving serious,
30:25well, she'd be a champ.
30:36Say, neighbor,
30:46have you seen anything of an orange car
30:48with a Confederate flag painted on it?
30:49Every day.
30:51Belongs them Duke boys.
30:53Ornery critters.
30:54They got a mean streak in them.
30:56Mile wide.
30:57Must run in the family.
30:59When did you see it last?
31:01Hmm.
31:01About two minutes ago.
31:03Come screeching around the corner.
31:04They're headed down towards a hazard drugstore.
31:07Bye, y'all.
31:11Okay, boys, they're gone.
31:14All right.
31:14Hey, Susie, you all right?
31:15Come on, mate.
31:17All right.
31:17Oh, man.
31:19Oh, my God.
31:19Thanks.
31:20All right.
31:20Now, you stick here with L.B.
31:22Okay.
31:22We'll be back in plenty of time
31:23for you to make your date with Freddy.
31:26Hold on.
31:26Now, where are you going?
31:27We're gonna go distract them two goons
31:29and your father so they don't come back here.
31:31Let's do it broke, all right?
31:31All right, be careful.
31:32Take it easy, L.B.
31:39Sorry, Mr. Holmes.
31:41They're nowhere in sight.
31:42Well, it ain't Jesse Duke.
31:44How you been, Jesse?
31:46I ain't seen you in a dog's age.
31:47Well, that's a young dog
31:48because you're just over at the house two weeks ago.
31:51Did he say Duke?
31:53Yes, sir.
31:54But isn't that the name of the boys
31:55that ran off with my Susie?
31:56It is.
31:57It is.
31:57It is.
31:57It is.
31:57It is.
31:57It is.
31:59It is.
32:01All right, gentlemen.
32:12I think it's time we played the same game
32:14by the same rules.
32:17Have I made myself clear?
32:18Uh, this is Shepard.
32:34This is Shepard.
32:35Bola Luke, you out there somewheres?
32:37We're here, Uncle Jesse.
32:38Come back.
32:38Listen, I just saw them two private detectives in town.
32:42Is our little girl all right?
32:46Yeah, she's fine.
32:47You didn't happen to notice
32:47which way them two were drifting?
32:51I think I know.
32:56Uncle Jesse, you there?
33:06Uncle Jesse, come back.
33:09Uncle Jesse, you all right?
33:10All right, get out.
33:13I suppose it's wrong.
33:17Uncle Jesse, you all right?
33:20Your uncle's real fine, boys.
33:22Now, you listen to me.
33:23Both of you.
33:23Don't make any kind of a deal with them, Luke.
33:27All right, what do you want?
33:28Fair and square swap.
33:30Give us the girl.
33:31You can have your uncle back.
33:32We're going to have to have some time.
33:35We'll listen in on this channel again
33:37in exactly one hour.
33:38If we don't hear from you by then,
33:40you can blame yourselves for whatever happens.
33:44Cousin, they got us over a barrel.
33:45Now they got Uncle Jesse.
33:46We got to get him back.
33:47Fellas, you know Uncle Jesse's not going to sit still
33:50for a deal like that.
33:51It's...
33:51Bo, Luke, forget I ever came into your lives.
33:55I don't mind going back with them.
33:57Honest.
33:58Susie, Uncle Jesse'd have a fit
34:00if we gave in to your daddy and his friends.
34:02That's for dang sure.
34:03Listen, Daisy,
34:04you all hang in there at home base.
34:05Luke and me got us some serious talking to do.
34:07You got it, 10-4, cousin.
34:09It's going to be all right, Susie.
34:12All right, get in, Pops.
34:14Put that gun away
34:15or Pops will put it away for you.
34:17What's going on?
34:37Bosco and Enos.
34:38Here they come.
34:40Come into my parlor,
34:42said the spider to the bee.
34:43Sheriff, I think that's supposed to be a fly.
34:47Hang on, Custis, we're going through.
34:49You've been squeezing through there.
34:50Here it comes, Sheriff.
34:51Oh, no. Whoop out your weapon.
34:54He's a good...
34:55Cut it!
35:07Yeah!
35:08Yeah!
35:13Oh, my God.
35:43Eadish, you're heading for the Kishin Cliff.
36:06Now, you head for Black Power Road and try to cut him off.
36:08Yes, sir.
36:09It's a set course for Kishin Cliff.
36:13We ought to be able to lose in there.
36:25Well, Kishin Cliff, now what?
36:27Simple.
36:28We just doubled back on Old Tire Road.
36:33You're going to make it this way.
36:35Well, I'm trying to.
36:36I can't.
36:36The accelerator's stuck.
36:37Look, we can't make it.
36:38We've got to get out of here.
36:46Wonder what that'll do to the wax job.
36:48You sure ain't got much respect for a wax job.
36:53You sure ain't got much respect for a wax job.
36:57Daisy is just going to kill you.
37:07Me? What are you talking about?
37:21Well, you could have at least tried to stop me.
37:23Oh, Lord.
37:24Not the way you drive.
37:25Come on.
37:25Hey, wait.
37:33Hey.
37:33Hey.
37:34Hey.
37:35Hey.
37:37Hey.
37:39Hey, wait!
37:46Come back here!
37:49Get it!
37:51They got my keys and they got your keys.
37:55Why'd you leave the keys in your car for?
37:58You have to mend your share.
37:59Oh, don't try to blame me.
38:03Look at that!
38:04Just freeze!
38:06Mrs. Duke, I have every right to prevent my daughter from ruining her life.
38:11You're wrong, Holmes. You're the one that's ruining her life.
38:15I'm afraid we disagree.
38:17You know, Susie and I care a lot more for each other than your boys care about you.
38:22Considering the circumstances.
38:24Wrong again.
38:26Now, I know them boys care about me.
38:29But what's more important,
38:31come hell or high water, them boys care about doing what's right.
38:36You've been so busy making money all your life, you never learned that.
38:41Now, I'll tell you something else.
38:44When it comes to you and your hoodlums here,
38:47you're way out of them boys leading.
38:49Uh, this is Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.
39:01Uh, boss, you got your ears on?
39:03Uh, come on.
39:05Yeah.
39:05Now, tell me,
39:07I take it that you already have got
39:09the Holmes girl
39:10and the Duke boss in custody.
39:12Over.
39:13Uh, not exactly, boss.
39:15Come back.
39:16Listen to you, do-do.
39:17If I don't get Mr. C.J. Holmes back his daughter,
39:20I'm gonna make you pay what I lost.
39:23And I don't take I.O.U.s
39:25from unemployed sheriffs.
39:27God damn.
39:28Uh, we're burning rubber.
39:30Over and out.
39:33Oh, sir!
39:34Will you get faster now?
39:37Get your, get those things!
39:39Will you get...
39:40Pretty damn, Sheriff.
39:43Hurry it up here!
39:44I'll arrest you for morning.
39:46To order.
39:46Oh, yes.
39:48You know, damn sure.
39:49Fast, sir!
39:50I hope there's no manure in that.
39:52Hey, Susie, look,
39:53she just plain out voted.
39:54Now, we ain't gonna bring you to her father.
39:56We promised you, Freddie,
39:56and that's just what you're gonna get.
40:00All right?
40:00Okay.
40:00All right.
40:05I sure hope Freddie's monitoring channel nine
40:07like he's supposed to.
40:07Yeah.
40:09Les, this here's Luke Duke.
40:10You got your ears on?
40:12Yeah, go ahead.
40:13All right, here's the deal.
40:14Now, we're gonna agree to the swap.
40:16Uncle Jesse for Susie Holmes.
40:18But to keep it all in the up and up,
40:19we want to do it out in the open.
40:21In the middle of Crystal Lake Bridge.
40:24Now, in case Uncle Jesse's not particularly inclined
40:27to show you the place,
40:28you can find it on any county road map.
40:32All right.
40:33Be there at 345.
40:36All right?
40:36You got it.
40:37Exactly 345 at Crystal Lake Bridge.
40:41And no tricks.
40:42Well, all right.
40:43Roscoe Enos,
40:44we got ourselves here
40:46a sure thing daily double.
40:48The reward for the Holmes girl
40:49and the Duke boys behind bars
40:51for kidnapping.
40:53Let's go.
40:54Nail them.
40:55Give them my head.
40:56Give them my head.
40:57There you go.
40:58There you go.
41:00Enos, after me.
41:01Well, Mr. Duke,
41:03it appears we know those boys of yours
41:05a lot better than you do.
41:06Don't y'all blink an eye now.
41:26You're going to miss the best part.
41:28Dang fools.
41:29I'd have let you fellas rot
41:31before I'd have given to you.
41:33Wish us luck, L.B.
41:37Good boy.
41:39Better wait here, Mr. Holmes.
41:40Well, you two are something else.
42:03Well, they had us, Uncle Jesse.
42:04We did all we could.
42:05Oh, horse feathers.
42:07Bye, Susie, dear.
42:11Bye-bye.
42:12Okay, Susie, let's go.
42:14Your father's mad enough as it is.
42:17Thanks.
42:20Thank you for everything.
42:24Susie!
42:26I'm sorry.
42:27I can't go through with it.
42:28Wait a minute.
42:28We made a deal.
42:29Oh, I got him.
42:30All right.
42:30Get out.
42:30All right, take the girl.
42:32Get out of here.
42:33Here's mud in your eyes.
42:34All right.
42:35Come on, come on, come on.
42:36Woo-hoo!
42:37Woo-hoo!
42:37No, go!
42:37No move!
42:40I'm alright!
42:41I don't want me.
42:41Come on!
42:45Fuck you, just sleep.
42:45I just knew you did.
42:46There they come
43:08And here they go
43:09I just seen the homescale of my new fortune
43:12Flashback
43:14You can start blinking now
43:30Because Hazard County ain't seen a chase like this
43:32Since the Dukes helped old Cale Yarbrough
43:34Get away from Boss Hogg and Ross Cove
43:36They're gaining on us
43:44Your water tower
43:44I hope there's water left
43:47I hope there's water left
43:47I hope there's water
43:47I hope there's water
44:01I guess this will go water
44:13There we go
44:14That was thrilling
44:31It was a good thing I was driving Boss
44:37I mean if Enos here had been driving
44:39We could have really been hurt
44:40Speak for yourself
44:41Oh I'm sorry about your cigar there
44:43I think it's scuffed a little bit
44:45I'll scuff you
44:46It's Enos
44:47Gentlemen
44:47Now I understand why she didn't want to ride with you
44:50When they told Daisy about her car
44:58She took it pretty good
45:00Boss took losing them oil wells with his usual grace
45:14And the very next day
45:26Susie and Fred got themselves all hitched up
45:28Just like the Dukes planned
45:30With all of C.J. Holmes' money and power
45:42He couldn't stop Mother Nature
45:45Besides that
45:46He figured if Fred was man enough to whoop him
45:48And his two bodyguards
45:50Then he should be good enough for Susie
45:52For you
46:03Daisy gets herself a bribe's main skip
46:08A car named Dixie
46:10And like a lot of folks in Hazard
46:12Susie and Fred lived happily ever after
46:15And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
46:22And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
46:52And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
46:53And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
46:54And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
46:55And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
46:56And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
46:57And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
46:58And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
46:59And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
47:00And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
47:01And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
47:02And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
47:03And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
47:04And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
47:05And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
47:06And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
47:07And all because of the Dukes of Hazard
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