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00:01Tonight, on the news...
00:03I want that baby.
00:05...a little visitor brings old enemies together.
00:13They want that baby.
00:15Put him over.
00:20Bunch of cocky vankins.
00:23Like a baby.
00:25Organomics!
00:26Great idea to me.
00:34Just a good old boy.
00:38Never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you've never saw.
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:49Straightening the curves.
00:52Flatening the hills.
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way.
01:04The only way they know how.
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:13Just a good old boy.
01:17Wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:30Now chances are, if you go on a picnic, about the only trouble you get is ants.
01:34But if you're a duke, well, it just don't work out that way.
01:37Cowboys ain't easy to love.
01:40Harder to hold.
01:42That's true.
01:44How would you know?
01:45They'd rather give you a song.
01:48They'd rather give you a song.
01:49Diamonds or gold.
01:52Take it.
01:53Alright.
01:54Lone star belt buckles and old faded Levi's.
01:59Each night begins a new day.
02:02If you don't understand him, and he don't die young, he'll probably just ride away.
02:12And mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
02:20Don't let them pick guitars and drive them old trucks.
02:24Make them be doctors and lawyers and such.
02:30And mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
02:35What?
02:38They'll never stay home and they're always long.
02:43Even with someone they love.
02:46Friends, this here music gal is fixing to turn into a melodrama.
02:53Don't worry, Jamie.
02:54I'm not gonna let them get you.
02:58Don't let that female out drive you, Baldwin.
03:01Nail her.
03:02I'll nail her.
03:05You want me to drive?
03:16You change?
03:17Alright.
03:18Cowboys like smoky old pool rooms in clear mountain mornings.
03:27Little warm puppies, children and girls of the night.
03:31You bet.
03:35Them that don't know him won't like him.
03:38Them that do sometimes won't know how to take him.
03:44He ain't wrong.
03:45He's just different.
03:46And his pride won't let him.
03:48Things that make you think he's right.
03:52But he's not.
04:08We ain't wrong.
04:11He's not true.
04:13No.
04:14We ain't wrong.
04:20He ain't wrong.
04:34You'll be a good boy now, Jamie. I'll be back with you.
04:56Excuse me, folks. You haven't seen a beat-up old blue cargo by here in the last few minutes.
05:00Sorry, boys. We ain't seen nobody. No, sir.
05:06You're welcome. What was that all about?
05:10I don't know. We got company here.
05:16Holy smoke. He's got some kind of note pen to him. Come on.
05:23Take that note. Good.
05:26Dear Duke family, please take care of my baby. Some bad people are trying to steal him from me.
05:30And please don't give him up to the authorities. I'll come back to your house for him soon as I
05:35can.
05:36Thank you with all my heart, Jamie's mother. We'll all be dead gum.
05:39Who the heck is Jamie's mother? Sounds like she knows us.
05:42I hate to say this, but I guess we better take him by and give him to Roscoe or somebody.
05:47Uncle Jesse? That's just what she said not to do. She begged us not to take him to the authorities.
05:52Well, there you go, little fella.
05:57I suppose we could take him by the house and change him and clean him up a little and maybe
06:03feed him.
06:04Sounds like a great idea to me. You got keys?
06:06Yeah, got him.
06:09Sheriff, I tell you, you shouldn't be trying to trap people like this.
06:12It ain't right, it ain't proper, and it ain't honest.
06:14And you're gonna ain't yourself right out of a job if you don't stop ain'tin'.
06:18All you gotta remember is monkey see, monkey do.
06:21Monkey see, monkey...
06:24You're right, guys.
06:27Oh, we're blood in time for Roscoe to show up.
06:36Listen, we can't let him see the baby. Please, Bob.
06:39Well, I gotta drive careful so the baby don't get too shook up.
06:41We'll hang on to him. Keep going.
06:43All right.
07:02That was horrendous.
07:13I know it. We can't get ordinary dogs.
07:18That's almost like a banshee.
07:19It's a driver like one, too.
07:23Oh, ho, ho, ho.
07:25That ripped it.
07:26Sheriff, you okay?
07:28I mean, that's really disgusting.
07:29You all right, Sheriff?
07:31Sheriff, come speak to me, Sheriff.
07:33You okay, Sheriff?
07:34Oh, my gosh, Sheriff.
07:35Get me out of there before the fruit flies get too old, is it?
07:37You idiot, you.
07:38Well, the good Lord looks after babies, drunkards, and fools.
07:42Well, Roscoe must fit in there somewhere. He's all right.
07:44You hit me on the side, Sheriff.
07:46I know you couldn't mean to.
07:47I would cut you.
07:48Yes, sir.
07:49That's why.
07:52That's why.
07:52Don't blame me for doing that.
07:53I didn't hurt you, did I?
07:54No, sir.
07:55You got a peeling on you.
07:56Put her down.
07:59Meanwhile, Jamie's mother got caught by the bad dudes.
08:02They were downright testy when they couldn't find that smart little fella.
08:07Okay, honey, what did you do with the baby?
08:10It's none of your business.
08:11It's my baby.
08:13Why don't you stop chasing me?
08:14It is our business.
08:15So you better start telling us.
08:18All right.
08:19Where'd you hide him?
08:20Yeah, who did you leave him with?
08:22You better tell us, honey.
08:29Howdy, neighbors.
08:30You all need a hand?
08:31Oh, no thanks, friend.
08:32We're doing just fine.
08:37What if he tells somebody he's seen us out there with a girl?
08:40He's just a dumb farmer.
08:42Hey, hey!
08:45Let's go get her!
08:46Hey, wait a minute.
08:48Mr. Craig don't want her.
08:49He wants that baby.
08:50Now, she came from that direction, and that's the way we're going.
08:52Right.
08:53Let's just check out that orange car we passed.
08:57Hamilton Craig here.
08:58Mr. Craig.
08:59This fielding.
09:01Look, I don't care what you men do or how you get him,
09:04but I am paying you $1,200 a day, and I want that baby.
09:07Now, look, if you have any trouble with those ACs up there,
09:10you take care of them, you hear?
09:12I will be in Hazard in two hours.
09:13Yes, sir.
09:14We're on our way.
09:16We'll see you later, Mr. Craig.
09:18And while the baby's mother was speeding away from Hazard,
09:21thinking that she was being chased,
09:22the Dukes was arriving at the farm with their precious cargo.
09:25Well, I'll show you how we're going to take care of a baby here at the farm.
09:28Well, don't you worry about it.
09:29I'll take care of him.
09:30It's going to be kind of fun having a little tyke around the house again.
09:34That's about the size of you and Bo when you got here.
09:36We were never that size.
09:37Not me.
09:38You know, I just can't quite picture you, Luke,
09:40sitting on the floor sucking your thumb quite a bit.
09:42I did not suck my thumb.
09:45Bo, that's more like you.
09:47When you was hungry or wanted something,
09:49why you used to scream like a...
09:51like a baby.
09:53Well, now, wait just a minute.
09:54I never seem like...
09:54Something never change, do they?
09:58Uh...
09:59Luke, I sure feel sorry for him.
10:00Why don't we go out there and try to find his mama?
10:03You know, those two guys were asking about a blue sedan.
10:05Now, I'll bet you a beer at DeBoer's nest.
10:07That's what she's driving.
10:08All right, it's worth a try.
10:09Come on, let's get out.
10:09Take care, fella.
10:10You're in good hands here, buddy.
10:11How can he cry so long?
10:15A little bit hot.
10:17Uh...
10:17We got a bassinet here somewhere.
10:20It's either in the attic or out in the bar.
10:21Here, let this cool down a little bit and give it to him.
10:24Henry, it'll be all right.
10:26Everything's gonna be okay, honey.
10:28Now, about this time, Boss Hogg was having a county budget meeting
10:31with Roscoe and Ennis, who couldn't count a dozen eggs
10:34without taking off his shoes.
10:35Well, look, it's going up, up, up, up!
10:38And then, come over here, take a gander at this chart.
10:41Here, the county income is going down, down, down, down, down.
10:47Well, little fat lady, listen, things are tough all over.
10:50Yeah, but not like here.
10:51Not like here.
10:52Because no other county in the whole U.S. of A.
10:55is so honored as to have a serious department like ours.
10:58Oh, well, I appreciate it.
10:59Much obliged, Mr. Hogg.
11:00I told you.
11:01On account of you two boobs have single-handedly managed
11:04to drive Hazard County to the brink of bankruptcy.
11:08And I do mean drive.
11:10Come on out here.
11:13Now, take a look at this.
11:14I remember that.
11:15You did that one on the end, that second one from the top.
11:18Geniuses' fault.
11:19Oh, he's a menace behind the wheel.
11:21I beg your pardon, Sheriff, but it takes two to tangle.
11:23Don't tangle you.
11:24Quiet, will you?
11:25Quiet, will you?
11:26Quiet, just get back in there for a minute.
11:27Let's get down on the...
11:28Come on, you bill, will you?
11:30Well, in the meantime, far out of town, Jamie's mother turned around to sneak back into Hazard.
11:34She was desperate to contact the Dukes to see if her baby was okay.
11:38It's time for a whole new fiscal policy.
11:40Right.
11:41And I call it Hoganomics.
11:44Hoganomics?
11:45Hoganomics.
11:45Uh, exactly which Hoganomics is that?
11:48You don't know?
11:49Neither does he.
11:50All right, all right.
11:51Come on.
11:51I'll show you.
11:52Oh, goody gumdrops.
11:56Yes, sir.
11:56Here's the rebound.
11:58Hoganomics.
11:58Hoganomics.
11:59Hoganomics.
12:00And here's Hoganomics change number one.
12:02Do you see that?
12:03Do you see that?
12:04Well, that's a horse.
12:06Well, that's a horse.
12:06Well, that's a horse.
12:07Can you ride?
12:08Well, you better.
12:09Because from now on, the Hazard County Sheriff's Department's gonna be known as the Hazard County Mounties.
12:16The Hazard County Mounties?
12:17The Hazard County Mounties.
12:17Hazard County Mounties.
12:18I can't even say...
12:19Come on, come on.
12:20I'm too young to die.
12:21Come on.
12:22Come on, come on.
12:23And while the boys was trying to track down the old blue car with Jamie's mother,
12:28them two bad dudes was hunting for an orange car with a flag.
12:31Which ain't too hard to spark.
12:38Pull him over.
12:39You got it.
12:41Who's got them two guys who's had some questions this morning?
12:45Take me back off.
12:46Hang on.
12:48Look out.
12:54Something we can do for you boys?
12:55Hey, excuse me, friends.
12:57But we're on some urgent business.
12:59We're private investigators.
13:00You boys see anything of an abandoned six-month-old baby?
13:05Well, I'll thank you to get your hands off our car.
13:10Well, you ain't answered our question yet.
13:13Well, now, what question was that?
13:15We're looking for a baby that's been dropped off here somewhere.
13:18We ain't playing no games.
13:20Start talking.
13:22Uh...
13:23Luke, you heard the man.
13:24Start talking.
13:25Right.
13:26Uh...
13:27Well, actually, we was just having a little family picnic, see?
13:30And then all of a sudden...
13:32Luke got it!
13:35Everybody in Hazard is kinda edgy today, ain't they?
13:45Alright, you haste-eats.
13:46Move one finger.
13:48Heh.
13:48You better listen to him now.
13:50You couldn't handle him.
13:51I couldn't handle him.
13:52No, I had my guy easy.
13:53Why don't you go ahead and try it yourself?
14:19Hang on!
14:30That was close.
14:31Yeah.
14:33Shoot.
14:34You got a flap.
14:36That fella's sure I worked up about getting hold of that baby.
14:38Better get back to the farm, Warren, Daisy and Uncle Jesse.
14:45And meanwhile, that lady looking for her baby was running out of luck and gas.
15:10Ain't that the fat cat looking for the baby?
15:13We're gonna stay our course.
15:15You hear?
15:16Over and out.
15:17Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
15:18I'm in charge here.
15:19What can I do for you, sir?
15:20My name is Emerson P. Craig.
15:22Emerson P. Craig.
15:23Oh!
15:24Not the Emerson P. Craig!
15:26Of Craig Cotton Mills!
15:28Why, you're one of the leading cotton-picking tycoons of the whole south!
15:32Glad to meet you, sir!
15:33From the description I've been given, you must be Commissioner Hall.
15:36Yeah, that's right, I hear.
15:37Oh, well, listen, here now.
15:38Hey, you come right into my private office and make yourself at home!
15:42Oh!
15:43Oh!
15:44Excuse me.
15:44Excuse me.
15:45I do not have time to fool around, Commissioner.
15:48Yeah.
15:48I'm here on a very urgent matter.
15:50My infant grandson has been abducted.
15:53Oh.
15:53My private investigators have traced him to this area.
15:56Oh.
15:57Here's his picture.
15:58Huh?
15:58There.
15:59Oh, the poor little abducted thing.
16:01How awful.
16:03Listen, I'll alert my Sheriff's Department, and now temporarily mounted, to be on the lookout
16:07for the thugs who committed this heinous crime.
16:10The infant was stolen by his mother.
16:12Huh?
16:13His mother?
16:13I was awarded custody at a hearing down in Savannah.
16:16You were?
16:17And I want that baby.
16:18Yeah.
16:19I have offered a $25,000 reward for his safe return.
16:22$25,000 reward!
16:24Oh, hallelujah!
16:25All right, listen, I'll get my men on it immediately.
16:28My investigators tell me that a orange car with a flag on top might be involved.
16:32Well, I should have known it.
16:34It's the Dukes.
16:34Who are the Dukes?
16:35Listen, if we got any trouble around here, you can be sure their noses are right smack
16:39in the middle of it.
16:40To heck with this.
16:41Listen, let's get right out to the Duke farm.
16:43On the way, I'll call my men to meet us there.
16:54Oh, no.
16:55And while the baby's mother, who was one worried woman, was trying to call the Dukes,
16:59Bo and Luke was telling Jesse and Daisy about the trouble they'd run into.
17:03These fellas shot at you?
17:04That's right, Uncle Jesse.
17:05They shot at us.
17:06And they mean business, too.
17:07They want that baby.
17:08You know, this is getting serious.
17:09Maybe we should tell Roscoe...
17:11No!
17:12Uncle Jesse, please.
17:13I just...
17:14I got a feeling about this that it ain't the right thing to do.
17:17Look at this helpless little thing.
17:19Yeah, well, something bad's going on.
17:20That's for dang sure.
17:22Until we find out what it is, I'm with Daisy.
17:24Nobody knows that baby's here.
17:26Listen, somebody just turned off the main road.
17:29It's a big black limo.
17:31Anybody know who it is?
17:32Well, I ain't waiting to find out.
17:34I'm hiding Jimmy just in case.
17:36Get rid of this.
17:36Well, we'll put it there.
17:37Open that door there.
17:58All right, your deuce.
17:59We come for the baby.
18:01Hand it over.
18:02Who the baby is that, boss?
18:03I am Emerson P. Craig.
18:05Yeah, Craig Cotton Mills.
18:06And listen, that baby's his grandson.
18:08He's been stolen.
18:09And your car was seen in the vicinity.
18:11So you dukes had something to do with it.
18:13K.D., what are you babbling about?
18:15I will explain.
18:17Yeah.
18:17About two years ago, my son Roger married a little thing.
18:22Was working in one of my mills.
18:23Without my approval and against my orders.
18:26Well, they had a baby.
18:27Soon after that, my son died.
18:29Oh, I didn't know that part.
18:30Oh, I'm sorry.
18:31You...
18:32Oh.
18:33I didn't approve of his marrying this little girl because she was a nobody.
18:36She was raised on a grubby farm.
18:39Came from a hit town.
18:41Since Jamie was my grandson, I went to court.
18:43I had a hearing.
18:44Naturally, I won.
18:45She was declared an unfit mother and I was awarded custody.
18:49So if you know where that baby is, I want him.
18:52Now, wait a minute.
18:53You had the mama declared unfit?
18:56Why'd you do that?
18:57Because she's a hard-working girl?
18:59Brought up on a farm and you didn't know her family?
19:02Oh, I knew the family, all right.
19:04They were from Hazard.
19:05What's the girl's name?
19:07Mary Lou Tompkins.
19:08Come on now, we're wasting time.
19:09Now, wait a minute.
19:09Didn't we know Mary Lou before she left?
19:11Sure.
19:12Bill and Bonnie Tompkins.
19:13That's right.
19:14They was good people.
19:15Listen, mister, your sense of values is all topsy-turvy.
19:19You can't judge a person just because they had dirt on their hands
19:23and calluses and grew up on a farm.
19:25Then you can't judge them by how much money they have or haven't got.
19:29Some of the richest people I've known in my life never had a dime.
19:34Oh, these people are stolen.
19:36Oh, yeah.
19:36Where are your officers so they can search this place?
19:38Don't tell me.
19:39Wait, I'm sorry.
19:40Get down.
19:42Get down.
19:43Get down.
19:44Get down.
19:45Get down.
19:45Wait a minute.
19:45Wait a minute.
19:46All right.
19:47What in the world is that?
19:49Get down.
19:51Get down.
19:51Get down, Pete.
19:52Get down.
19:53Get down.
19:53Get down, Pete.
19:56Eat his head.
19:58Turn those lights and signs off and pull my horse.
20:01Come on, will you?
20:02Here you are.
20:03Get down.
20:04Get down.
20:05Get down.
20:05All right, Mr. Craig.
20:06Here is my sheriff now.
20:07Why aren't you men to search this farm?
20:09All right, you heard him.
20:10Start searching.
20:11Yeah.
20:11Well, listen.
20:11Don't you worry about a thing.
20:13Roscoe Pete Coltrane will take care of it.
20:15Hold on a minute now, Roscoe.
20:17This here is our place.
20:18That's right. This may be a grubby farm, but it is private property.
20:21That is nonsense.
20:22Now, Sheriff, if they've got that baby, I want them.
20:24I'll spread out. You too, hog.
20:26Now, Mr. Craig, you might be a big wheel out in Savannah,
20:28but you ain't green beans here in Hazard.
20:30J.D., if you don't have a warrant, you're not taking one step on my property.
20:34So just gather up your people and get out of here.
20:37For once, some dukes is right.
20:38We left town so fierce, I didn't have time to get a search warrant.
20:42You are all a bunch of country pumpkins, a whole lot of you.
20:45I will tell you something.
20:46My lawyer's coming up in Savannah.
20:48With that court order, giving me custody of the baby.
20:50Now, if you don't honor it, you will all be in violation of the law.
20:53We have it, Mr. Craig.
20:55Yeah.
21:02Got some nerve talking to me like that.
21:04Yeah. He's a charmer, all right.
21:06I ain't got no transportation, so, uh, listen,
21:09one of you dukes is gonna have to give me a lift back in the tent.
21:12Uh, sorry, boss. We're a little bit too busy for that.
21:14Oh, tiddly-turdly. You can ride with me.
21:17Oh, I can't drive with us.
21:18Jump it out.
21:19That's right, Mr. Ross.
21:20Help me.
21:21Whoa, baby. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:24Oh, come on, come on.
21:26Oh, you're heavy.
21:26Watch it, watch it.
21:27Oh, ho.
21:28Come on, horsey.
21:28There you go.
21:29Watch it.
21:30Watch it.
21:31Yeah.
21:31Lab your body up there.
21:32Come on.
21:33Come on.
21:33Yeah, what?
21:34Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
21:35You're on backwards.
21:36Let's see.
21:36Yeah, I'm on backwards.
21:37Yeah, I ain't bugging.
21:38Oh, ho, ho, ho.
21:39Oh, ho, ho.
21:42All right, all right.
21:43Let's go now.
21:44Boy, I just, I ain't too good at this.
21:46How's it going back there?
21:49Yeah, I think it's, uh, feeding time to go.
21:51Go.
21:53I want to gallop, sir.
21:55Don't gallop anywhere.
22:00Well, the Dukes wasn't about to give up little Jamie until they'd heard Mary lose, sir.
22:04They'd think he'd find him, and while they were figuring their next move, it was too
22:09risky to leave the baby on the farm, so Daisy volunteered to go into hiding with him.
22:13Hey.
22:14I've been thinking.
22:15Hey, we should take him over to the old sawmill.
22:17The plumbing still works.
22:18Hardly anybody goes out there anymore.
22:19That's a good idea.
22:24Oh, no.
22:25Come on.
22:25Hey.
22:26Hey.
22:27Hey.
22:29Hey.
22:39Jamie's mother was finally back on the road, heading for Hazard and her baby.
23:07Well, sure ain't your basic nursery.
23:10I guess it's just gonna have to do, huh?
23:13I'm sure you don't mind staying here, Daisy.
23:15I'll do anything to keep that awful man away from Jamie.
23:19Meanwhile, them two private eyes finally got their car running and met up with their boss.
23:23He ordered them to put the Dukes under tight surveillance, whatever kind that is.
23:27Yes, sir.
23:28Well, let go!
23:29Yes, sir.
23:31Jamie, you take care of yourself.
23:33You too, Daisy.
23:33If there's any trouble, call us on a CB. Condition red.
23:36Oh, I will.
23:37Okay.
23:39Bye, fellas.
23:40What was that?
23:42Jamie?
23:43How about a little nap, huh?
23:47There you go, sweetie.
23:53Now, let me get it straight.
23:55Now, it doesn't even matter about the court order he's got.
23:57The Duke boys consulted with a new lawyer in town to see about little Jamie's rights.
24:02Thanks, sir.
24:03Thanks a lot, Mr. Ward.
24:03See you later.
24:04Appreciate it.
24:24Let me down.
24:26Let me down, will you?
24:28Help me down off of those things.
24:29Let me down.
24:30There, there.
24:31Help me.
24:32Help me.
24:32Don't let me go.
24:33Don't let me go.
24:34Don't let me go.
24:35Don't touch me.
24:36Don't touch me.
24:37Don't touch me.
24:38Oh, your little hoggonomics, are they tender?
24:40Yeah.
24:40Mr. Hogg, you reckon I should call Cudder and tell him to get them patrol cars running?
24:44No, no, never, never.
24:46Oh, it's just cheaper than gasoline, and I'm holding the line.
24:49What you're holding is your little posterior.
24:50Oh, would you hush up?
24:51Well, it's just...
24:52Now, listen, I want you men to ride out there, and you find that missing baby, you hear
24:57me?
24:57I don't give a hoot for that Savannah Big Shot, but as a county needs the reward money.
25:02Oh, and I need a new body.
25:04Oh, come on, get going.
25:06Well, it's...
25:07Oh, oh.
25:08You see, we have to...
25:09Help me on my vehicle.
25:11Yes, sir.
25:11On the count of three.
25:13All right, one, two...
25:18So, what did the lawyer have say?
25:20Well, he had a lot to say, but the gist of it is...
25:22If Craig's got himself a court order for the baby's custody issued in Savannah, we've
25:27got to get a ruling from a Hazard County Circuit Judge, and he can grant us a 30-day stay.
25:30That is, provided that everybody involved stays within the Hazard County jurisdiction.
25:34Now, that ought to be able to buy us some breathing room.
25:36And we figure since Judge Druton's an old fishing buddy of yours, we shouldn't have any
25:39problem.
25:39Yeah.
25:40Well, it's hard to tell about that old war horse, but it's worth a try.
25:42I'll see if I can try to find him.
25:45I'll get it.
25:49Hello, Bo Duke here.
25:50Hello, Bo.
25:50This is Jamie's mother.
25:52I left you a note.
25:53Mary Lou?
25:55How'd you know it was me?
25:56Well, there's a whole lot of funny stuff going on around here, but don't you worry.
25:59Your baby's fine.
26:00Oh, I miss him so much.
26:01I've got to see him.
26:02Well, she wants to see the baby.
26:03Well, where is she?
26:05Mary Lou, where are you?
26:06I'm in a phone booth about 25 miles away from Hazard.
26:09Listen, you still remember where Jensen's Hollow is?
26:11Oh, sure.
26:12It's right past the old quarry.
26:13Well, I'll tell you what.
26:13We'll meet you there, okay?
26:15Okay.
26:15I'll be careful.
26:16I'll make sure that no one sees me.
26:18All right.
26:18You do that, and then we'll bring you to your baby, all right?
26:20Now, I don't have a thing to worry about because Daisy's with you.
26:22How can I ever thank you?
26:24Well, listen, don't worry about it.
26:25We know how you feel, okay?
26:26Thanks.
26:27I'll see you.
26:27Bye.
26:32I want him.
26:33Them dudes done hurt everything about everything.
26:36Ain't that a poke in the eye?
26:44They're going to lead us right to the baby.
26:46Come on down.
26:47Let's go get Mr. Craig.
26:53J.D., I need to talk to you.
26:55Well, Jesse, what's the idea of come barging in my office?
26:58Listen, now you're on my private property.
27:00Oh, just take it easy.
27:01Now, listen, I need your help.
27:03And unless you want that windbag from Savannah to walk all over you,
27:06you're going to give it to me.
27:08You want me to help you after you cost me $25,000 reward money,
27:12and then you wouldn't even give me an itty-bitty lift back into town?
27:16It's on the corner of you Dukes.
27:18I'm sitting on all these pillars.
27:20Eking.
27:24Og, it finally got here.
27:26My court order.
27:27Now, I demand some action.
27:28I want that baby.
27:30All right, Og, let me see the thing.
27:32Mr. Craig, did you ever...
27:34You keep out of this, Duke.
27:35I was going to say, did you ever consider that maybe a country life would be good for that baby?
27:40Do you seriously think that I would allow my grandson and heir to grow up in a shantytown,
27:45live in some grubby shack, being pawed by a bunch of people in a dirty overalls?
27:49Well, say, Mr. Craig, you know, I grew up in this here town,
27:53and I sure don't live in no shack, and I ain't wearing no overalls.
27:57Just...
27:57If you and your ridiculous police force don't help me find that baby,
28:01I will have you all brought up on charges.
28:03I will sue for damages.
28:05I will wipe out this dump of a town.
28:06Now, wait a minute, Mr. Craig.
28:08I mean, we may be country folk living in a small town,
28:11but you sure can't come in here and threaten us like this,
28:14even if you are rich and important.
28:16Excuse me, gentlemen.
28:18Mr. Craig, we're going to have to talk to you a minute.
28:20We'll talk outside.
28:22Move it.
28:24All right, all right, get out, get out, get out.
28:26And stay out!
28:30Oh, Jesse, listen.
28:31Anything I can do to help tree that skunk, Craig, I'm ready.
28:35Spoken like a true Ridge Runner, J.D.
28:37Yeah, that's me.
28:38Now then, if we can just find Judge Bruton,
28:41maybe we can get a stay of that order that Craig was a-waving in your face.
28:45All right, I'll tell you what I'll do.
28:46I'm going to call the county bailiff over in Capital City
28:48and find out where the judge is sitting.
28:50Well, we're getting pretty close to Jetson Hollow.
28:53How'd you look?
28:54Well, it looks all clear behind us.
28:57So far, so good.
29:03We're about five miles from the Jetson Hollow turnoff, Mr. Craig.
29:06Oh, good, good.
29:07We'll have to pull off the road so we can stake out the place
29:10without the Duke boys spotting us.
29:11Check, Mr. C.
29:12This is a nice place for a picnic, Sheriff.
29:14Push!
29:14Oh, oh!
29:15Good, that's two.
29:16All right, a hundred.
29:17Push!
29:17Get up, Goosey!
29:18It's those Keystone cops again, Mr. Craig.
29:21Oh, don't do it!
29:22We got them now!
29:23Pull it over there!
29:24Don't you see that?
29:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
29:29They're right there.
29:31All right, get out of that vehicle!
29:33Gee, gee, gee, gee, gee!
29:34Gee, gee, gee, gee, gee!
29:35Get out of there,
29:35because I've got to search your vehicle for a missing baby.
29:38Sheriff, it's that Mr. Craig
29:39who called us a bunch of eight-drunk country bumpkins.
29:41That is exactly what you are.
29:43The missing baby is my grandson.
29:45I'm going after the infant now.
29:47Here's my court order.
29:48And I am ordering you, Sheriff,
29:50to come with us and enforce it.
29:52Just a purple peep pick a minute.
29:53Just a minute.
29:54If you don't do that,
29:55you're going to be in contempt of court
29:56and I got witnesses.
29:57Oh, come on.
29:58Get in the car.
29:59Don't waste any more time.
30:00Listen, here.
30:01If you think I'm going to get in this...
30:04Take care of the horses now.
30:05Gee, gee, gee, gee, gee.
30:06Train, train, everybody knows your name.
30:08I mean, you, you guys, did you?
30:10Shut up!
30:11Well, you...
30:13Wait a minute, Sheriff.
30:14How long do you want me to stay here?
30:16Nice look.
30:19Oh, Jamie, you're awake, huh?
30:21Well, come here, little guy.
30:25Oh, did you have a nice nap?
30:27Yeah?
30:28Oh, look at this big boy.
30:31Come here, Aunt Daisy.
30:32And while Daisy was tending to little Jamie,
30:35Bo and Luke was arriving at Jetson Holler to meet his mother,
30:38little knowing that everybody that they was trying to keep it secret from already knew.
30:42Bo!
30:43Hey, how you doing, Mary Lou?
30:45Well, look at you.
30:46Mary Lou, how you doing?
30:48Good to see you.
30:49Phoenix, come on.
30:50Whee!
30:52How are you doing, 10 years?
30:54That's right.
30:54I remember you and Bo in the same homeroom.
30:57Hey, that's right.
30:57Remember the day I almost blew up Mr. Broom's science class?
30:59Jeez.
31:00Guys, I'm sorry to get y'all mixed up in all my troubles,
31:03but I don't have anybody else.
31:04Now, that ain't true.
31:05We know one little tyke that's real fond of you.
31:07That's right.
31:08We all met Jamie, and we love him.
31:10Oh, but Mr. Craig is trying to take him away from me.
31:12I had to run away.
31:13He said all kinds of bad things about me in court.
31:15Yeah, we met Mr. Craig, and we can sure believe that.
31:17Mr. Craig is here in Hazard?
31:19Yeah, but don't you worry about it,
31:20because we got a lawyer,
31:21and we're looking around for a judge who'll listen to your side of things.
31:24And a matter of fact, he's caused so much trouble around here,
31:26even Boss Hogg's helping us out.
31:27Oh, he is?
31:28Yeah.
31:29And Daisy's with the little guy right now,
31:30so we're going to take you to him.
31:31Oh, that's why I wanted to bring him back here in Hazard
31:34so he could grow up around nice folks like you Dukes.
31:36Well, let's get going.
31:37Get in the car.
31:38Come on.
31:39Let's go.
31:53You guys are making a big mistake here.
31:56You're abducting an officer.
31:58A sheriff of school.
32:08Careful now.
32:09If they see us, it'll blow everything.
32:12Don't you worry, Mr. Craig.
32:14Those hikes up ahead are so dumb,
32:15they'll never know what hit them.
32:17Oh, tiddly-tudly.
32:18Just because a person lives in a country
32:20doesn't mean that he's stupid.
32:22Oh, yeah?
32:23Well, y'all ain't done nothing to prove any different.
32:25Numbhead.
32:26Good.
32:29Oh, there's that chicken hawk.
32:31That rascal's the one that's been killing
32:32all those little chickens.
32:36What was that?
32:37Those gunshots.
32:38It's them two guys we fought with.
32:40They're shooting at us.
32:42No, if they were shooting at us,
32:43they'd hit us by now.
32:44I don't know what the heck they're up to,
32:46but I'm changing direction.
32:47Hang on.
32:58Look, they're hanging in there pretty good.
33:00I know, I know.
33:01We'll drive.
33:02I am.
33:03I ain't gonna be there long.
33:04Slow down.
33:05Get it.
33:06Wait a minute.
33:06Get out of here.
33:07Don't bark.
33:08Don't bark.
33:09Don't go stupid.
33:10I can't do that.
33:12I'll take care of you later.
33:14Oh, boy.
33:15You didn't see that.
33:19Get it free.
33:22What about Jamie?
33:24Take it to him now.
33:25First, I'm gonna shake your sweet old father-in-law
33:27and them fellas.
33:28Well, they sure do drive good.
33:29They're fast.
33:30Don't worry about it, darling.
33:32I taught Luke here everything he knows.
33:33Are you crazy?
33:35I'm putting this car together
33:36when you're still riding a bike.
33:40I want those dukes,
33:42and I want that girl.
33:43We'll force them to take us to the baby.
33:45Yes, sir.
33:52Make sure you adjust the tire.
33:56Take it on, take it on.
33:57And this all started out as a Duke family picnic.
34:05Watch out now.
34:17Look at him.
34:25Look out for that truck!
34:27Could you turn to you and get us all killed?
34:30Oh, look what's she done.
34:32Come on, let's get this car out of here.
34:33Well, that ain't gonna hold him up very long, Luke.
34:36Shoot, we brought him too close to Daisy and Jamie, though.
34:39Too risky to go in there.
34:41Let's head back to town and see all Uncle Jesse's doing.
34:43All right, don't worry about a thing, Mary Lou.
34:44I'll give Daisy a call to make sure Jamie's all right.
34:48All right, this is the last sheep to Bo Peep.
34:49Come in, Bo Peep.
34:50This is Bo Peep.
34:51Come in, fellas.
34:52Daisy told them that everything was just fine.
34:54So the boys told her to just sit tight,
34:56and they'd come back and get her soon.
35:00Hello, hello, hello, hello.
35:01Yeah, I'm holding here.
35:02Did you get anything further on Judge Struton?
35:04Did he say where he went?
35:05Oh, all right, all right.
35:06Would you keep looking for me, please?
35:08All right, I'll hold on.
35:10All right, all right, all right, holy secret.
35:13Oh, there, listen.
35:15Hello, J.D. Hogg here.
35:18Uncle Jesse?
35:19Oh, hey, Uncle Jesse?
35:21Yeah?
35:21This is Mary Lou, Tom.
35:23Oh, Mary Lou.
35:25Are you and Bo's having any luck here?
35:28Well, Judge Struton's on vacation.
35:30We're trying to find him.
35:31Oh, yeah, thank you.
35:32Thank you very much.
35:33Listen, I got it, I got it.
35:34Judge Struton's off bass fishing at Spruce Lake.
35:37That means nobody's going to be able to reach him no how.
35:39Listen, you stay here with Uncle Jesse, we'll be right back.
35:41Well, if you locate him, tell him Jesse says bear trap.
35:44Bear trap?
35:45Never mind what it means.
35:46Just tell him Jesse says bear trap.
35:49Bear trap.
35:49Say bear trap.
35:49Okay, honey.
35:51Yes.
35:54While the Duke boys were bearing towards Spruce Lake,
35:57Emerson Craig was going through the hazard countryside
35:59hunting for Daisy's hiding place
36:00and getting meaner by the minute.
36:02Now, friends, I'm glad he ain't my granddad.
36:08We'll check every building that we come across.
36:10That baby's got to be out there somewhere.
36:16There he is.
36:17That's right again.
36:20Hey, Judge.
36:21Judge.
36:22Listen, we got a little job for you.
36:25You got some trouble.
36:26Hey, sure.
36:26Listen, listen, listen.
36:27We need you right now.
36:30But the trout was biting.
36:31And no matter what the boys told him,
36:33the judge wasn't moving.
36:35Until Luke said the magic worked.
36:37Bear trap.
36:40What did you say?
36:41Our Uncle Jesse told us to tell you bear trap.
36:44Doggone the ding-dong luck.
36:46Help me out of here.
36:47I'm crying out.
36:49I've got to get out of my way, Durs.
36:50We got to get going.
36:51We ain't got no time.
36:53Stop over there by the sign.
36:55We got to be getting close now.
37:02Hey, Mr. Craig, it's a fresh tire trap.
37:05Well, let's check it out.
37:06Come on, let's move.
37:15Hey, Judge Drew and Liss,
37:16we really appreciate you coming along with us like that.
37:18Yeah, uh, if you don't mind me asking,
37:21what the heck is bear trap mean?
37:24Well, one time, a long time ago,
37:26me and your Uncle Jesse was up in the hills hunting possum.
37:29I stepped in this great big old bear trap.
37:32Brunch.
37:33Tell you something,
37:34Uncle Jesse,
37:35he didn't lose his head.
37:36He took his rifle barrel
37:37and he pried open that bear trap
37:39and saved me and my foot.
37:43And I ain't forgot it.
37:45Let's not tell you what, boys.
37:46You tell me all about Meredith Hopkins and her baby, huh?
37:50Oh, there, there, Janey.
37:52Honey, I know how you feel.
37:55I'm getting a little worried myself
37:56about where those boys are.
38:01Watch, little baby, don't you cry.
38:04Mom's gonna bake you an apple pie.
38:12You get rid of that thing.
38:15If I'd known he smoked those stinking things,
38:17I would never hide it.
38:24Uh-oh.
38:27Shepard, last sheep, this is full feet.
38:29And it's a condition red.
38:31I repeat, condition red.
38:32I'm leaving, fellas.
38:38Come here, sweetheart.
38:39This is Shepard.
38:40What's wrong, Daisy?
38:43Daisy, come back.
39:04Daisy?
39:05Well, she sure ain't answering, Jessie.
39:08I mean, Daisy must be in big trouble.
39:09What about my baby?
39:10My baby's out there.
39:10Let's get out that salt mill.
39:12Yeah, honey, don't you worry about us.
39:13Come on.
39:14Go get out there.
39:16She wants to slip out the back way.
39:20You know where the salt mill is now.
39:22All right, here we go.
39:24I know where they are.
39:25Yeah, sure I do.
39:26Get closer.
39:28And meanwhile, the Duke boys was burning rough,
39:30not knowing that the real burning was going on back in the house.
39:34And Daisy and Jamie was heading right into it.
39:36Look, Mr. Big.
39:37Somebody started a fire.
39:39Girl up there.
39:41Hey, it's something.
39:44Let this thing go any faster, Jeannie.
39:46All right, all right.
39:46Just a minute.
39:47Let me and the old salt mill turn off.
39:50What's that smoke?
39:52There's a fire over there in the salt mill area.
39:54There is a fire.
39:55There's a big one, too.
39:57Daisy's over there somewhere.
40:00Breaker, breaker, breaker.
40:01This is Jesse Duke.
40:02We've got a fire in the old salt mill area.
40:04This is Jesse Duke.
40:05There's a fresh fire in the old salt mill area.
40:08We need all the help we can get over here.
40:10Uncle Jesse, this here is Luke.
40:12How about Daisy and the baby?
40:13We don't know yet.
40:14We ain't there.
40:14Well, we're on our way.
40:16Yeah, I see smoke.
40:19Hang on, Judge.
40:33Forgive me, baby.
40:35I sure didn't mean to get you into this.
40:38Come on, sweetheart.
40:40Don't cry.
40:43My grandson's in there.
40:44We've got to get him out of there.
40:46That's fast.
40:47It's written too fast.
40:48Here, let's try and make a path right through here.
40:53Yeah, water truck.
40:54Maybe we can use it.
40:55Whoa.
41:14Oh, my God.
41:25It's going to be all right, Jamie.
41:28Come on, there it is.
41:29Just get over to the road and we'll get there.
41:31Look at that.
41:32Just fall right over there.
41:33Park right here.
41:35Come on, get out.
41:36We've got to get something here.
41:37Stop it or something like this.
41:39Come on, come on.
41:40Come on, stop right there.
41:42Come on, you can't.
41:42Okay, just bring me over here.
41:44I think you bring me over here.
41:46I'm going to get a break.
41:48Let's go, Bob.
41:49You get over to the right.
41:50That's right.
41:51You're over there now.
41:54All right, Judge, we're going to drive right plump through that.
41:56You want out?
41:57I'm with you boys all the way.
42:00All right, Luke, it's our systems, girl.
42:02All right, now don't run away from me.
42:03Stay close.
42:13Eddie, he's trying to keep you crazy and a baby.
42:16We saw him.
42:17They're right out in the midst of it.
42:19We probably chased him out there.
42:20Are you happy now?
42:21Please, save my grandson.
42:23Are you sure you don't mind us old farmers coming out and helping you?
42:26I deserve that.
42:28I've been a pompous, selfish, unfeeling old fool.
42:32And a few other things, which I ain't got time to explain to you right now.
42:35Mr. Dookie, if you can save my grandson, I'll do anything.
42:39I'll let him stay with his mother.
42:41Well, he might turn out to be all right after all.
42:44What do you think?
42:44Whoa!
42:45Get that fire out of him!
42:47Don't get some clothes there.
42:48The bat will be in the fire.
42:49Now, don't shoot no casey.
42:51It might be in there.
43:01Any side of the rope?
43:02No.
43:03Maybe she had it for the barn.
43:05Yeah, well, that's the smartest thing to do.
43:07I bet that's what she did.
43:08You'd keep me wet now, would you?
43:14I bet that's what she did.
43:15I bet that's what she did.
43:16Oh, gee, we're back.
43:17Oh, I'm so sorry.
43:21I'm afraid this is it, honey.
43:25It's time to come for us real soon.
43:26Help me!
43:40Paul!
43:41Paul!
43:42We're coming.
43:43Oh, Jamie, you can't.
43:45We're out of here.
43:46Here, here.
43:47Come on.
43:47Come on.
43:51Let's go.
43:52Come on, take it easy.
43:52We're getting out of here.
43:53Be careful.
43:56You'll be all right now. Jump in now.
44:04Luke's getting off and out of here. Don't run away from me now.
44:07All right, you'll be quiet, will you? You got it.
44:19Whoa, look in there.
44:21All right, let's take action.
44:39Well, there you have it. Mary Lou was finally reunited with her baby. For the moment anyway.
44:46Mr. Craig. Yes, sir.
44:47I'm Judge Druton. I think I ought to warn you I'm considering granting a 30-day stay on that court
44:52order you heard.
44:53It won't be necessary, Your Honor. I'm tearing it up.
44:57All good.
44:57All right.
44:58All right.
45:00Isn't that a pretty family picture?
45:06Well, Mr. Druton, I want to thank you and your boys to straighten me out. I was 100% wrong
45:11putting down you country people.
45:13You're really something very special.
45:16You're going to be mighty proud to have Jamie grow up amongst you.
45:19Oh, oh.
45:20Oh!
45:21Oh!
45:22Oh!
45:23Oh!
45:32Oh!
45:35Oh!
45:36Oh!
45:38Oh!
45:38Oh!
45:41Oh!
45:42No!
45:44Oh!
45:44Oh!
45:46Oh!
45:53Oh!
46:03guitar solo
46:27guitar solo
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