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00:00Tonight on The Dukes.
00:02There's somebody named Duke in there, but not first.
00:04The boys discover the old wet.
00:06Hazard style.
00:08What about my other nephew?
00:10Here she comes now.
00:13Jessie Jane?
00:15I'll stick him in the net.
00:17Hi, Jessie Duke.
00:20Go for it.
00:35Just a good old boy
00:39Never meaning no harm
00:43Beats all you've never saw
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:53Flanding the hills
00:57Someday the mountain might get them
00:59But the law never will
01:02Making their way
01:05The only way they know how
01:09That's just a little bit more
01:12Than the normal life
01:14Just a good old boy
01:18Wouldn't change if they could
01:22Fighting the system like a two
01:24Modern day Robin Hood
01:41Now in the first place
01:42Things look good here
01:44But they ain't
01:45The Dukes ain't got a care in the world
01:48Cause they don't know what's coming
01:50Now there was food on the table
01:51But the Dukes don't live by bread and love
01:53The bills is paid
01:54But money ain't everything
01:57And even Boss
01:59Who had inherited half of his granddaddy's estate
02:01Was tripping in tall cotton
02:02But even that wasn't what it looked like
02:04So friends
02:05Nothing ain't what it seems
02:08He don't leave me nothing but junk
02:09Oh
02:10Junk
02:10Junk
02:11Junk
02:11Junk
02:11Everybody knows
02:12Junk
02:12All this here junk
02:13I mean look at this thing
02:14Do I need this
02:15Well not with a dead bird
02:16What can I do with this
02:17I need it like a hole in my head
02:18I know it
02:19Don't tell me there's more junk
02:20Oh look look look look look
02:22This is what I get
02:23Oh please take it away
02:26Oh
02:27I'll knock you in the middle
02:28I mean
02:30Frostgrove
02:31What?
02:31My great granddaddy always said
02:33He loved me the best
02:34Well what does he do
02:36He leaves all his money to my brother
02:38Oh
02:38And leaves me this junk
02:40How dare he
02:40I can't use any of this stuff
02:42Look
02:42Confederate money he leaves
02:43All this Confederate money
02:45Yeah
02:46And then here
02:47Worthless stocks
02:48And old dried up gold mines
02:49And I don't know what
02:50And what's this
02:51Oh the deed to the Duke farm
02:53Yeah
02:53And more worthless money
02:55Wait a minute
02:55And more Confederate money
02:57What am I gonna do with them
02:58The deed to the Duke farm
02:59Yeah the deed to the Duke
03:00Wait a minute boy
03:00The deed to the Duke farm
03:02I said that
03:02He left me
03:03Oh the deed
03:04To the Duke farm
03:05And look at this
03:06June 13th 1872
03:08Signing over to Thaddeus B. Hawke
03:10My great granddaddy
03:11The Duke farm
03:13And there it is
03:14The thing that said
03:14Jeremiah Duke
03:15There it is
03:16Yes the granddaddy
03:17Good news
03:18Good news
03:20You get the Duke farm
03:21Off to the Duke farm
03:22It's mine
03:23I can't believe this
03:32Could it be a counterfeit?
03:34Of course
03:35No Duke would ever give this land away
03:37Especially not to no hog
03:38Well whatever the case
03:39The document looks perfectly legal to me
03:42Yeah and if it looks legal to him
03:43It looks legal to me
03:44J.D. we all know
03:45The only two things you ever did
03:46That was legal
03:47Was be born and marry Lulu
03:49However
03:49If this signature is authentic
03:53It's a legal document
03:54Oh no
03:55It's gotta be a fake
03:56Oh Tiddly Tiddly
03:57You know what's wrong with you all
03:58You're a bunch of spoiled sports
03:59Wait a minute
04:00Well they are
04:01I'll tell you what I'll do
04:02Let's all run over to Capital City
04:04And have this document
04:06Checked out by an expert
04:08Hmm?
04:09All right
04:09Come on along everybody
04:10Come on
04:39Come on
04:41I'm going to apply to your past rent
04:43Which I ain't figured out yet
04:44That's fair and square ain't it?
04:46Of course it is
04:47However
04:48I hereby inform you
04:49That I'm evicting you from my premises
04:51So I can tear down that old farmhouse
04:53And barn of yours
04:53And build me one of them nice new fancy spa resorts
04:57You got 24 hours to get off my property
05:00Where's my car?
05:01Oh yeah
05:05This place has been in our family for four generations
05:09It's the only home I've ever known
05:11Unless you worry not Uncle Jesse
05:12We ain't gonna give up
05:13Not without a fight
05:14Don't you think I want to fight?
05:15Don't you think I want to protect my home and my land?
05:18But the law is the law
05:20It's not a matter of agreeing or disagreeing
05:22You obey it
05:23You got nothing to fight or to fight with
05:25According to that paper that J.D.'s got
05:27He owns the whole thing
05:28Lock, stock and barrel
05:29There's got to be something we can do
05:31Yeah
05:32Something, Uncle Jesse
05:35There is something
05:36We can grit our teeth
05:37Stand up straight and tall and together
05:39And move off and start over someplace
05:43Come on, let's go
05:44We got a lot of packing to do
05:50Guys, I can't take this
05:51We got to do something
05:52We just got to do something
05:54I'll tell you what we got to do
05:57We got to make this as easy on Uncle Jesse as we can
05:59Come on
06:16What's that, Uncle Jesse?
06:18Well, let's see
06:20This would be your
06:22Great, great, great
06:24Grandma Jenny's diary
06:28Hey boys, what was the date on that document that J.D. Hogg had?
06:33June 13, 1872
06:35June 13, let's see what happened the day before
06:42June 12, 1872
06:46Thaddeus Hogg visited us today
06:50The third time this week
06:52He owns everything in sight
06:54Including Sleepy City and the Sheriff
06:58Thaddeus warned us again
07:00He don't want no farming on what he calls cattle land
07:05And blames us for some cattle people
07:07Pulling up stakes and leaving
07:09Jeremiah told him off good
07:11This is our land, he said
07:13And we're staying
07:14Is that it?
07:16Let's see what happens the next day
07:17Jeremiah and me didn't get much sleep last night
07:21Wondering what Thaddeus Hogg would do next to get us off our land
07:26We found out this morning
07:29When we stood there and watched our barn burn to the ground
07:35We wondered if our house would be the next to go
07:39Now knowing that he couldn't keep fighting Thaddeus by himself
07:42Jeremiah had written some of his kin for help
07:44And those that could wrote back that they'd be arriving by stage that day
07:48That young fella there is Joe Duke
07:50Bo's great granddaddy
07:52And that pretty little thing is his cousin, Dixie
07:55Daisy's great grandma
07:56I'll bet you're a real lady killer, cousin Joe
08:00Well, cousin Dixie, you know I do like a lot of ladies in my life
08:03But also like a lot of life in my ladies
08:07Yeah
08:09Y'all may know the vague family resemblance
08:17Y'all may notice that Hazard ain't changed much since then
08:20About all they did was lay some asphalt over the dirt
08:33Hello
08:34Get over there, Jesse
08:35Get over there
08:37Get over there
08:38That's the way
08:42Jenny
08:45Well, good morning
08:46Good morning, Jenny
08:47Jeremiah
08:49Miss Jenny
08:50Your kinfolk's arriving on the stage today?
08:53That's what my nephew Joseph wrote me
08:55Said he'd be on today's stage
08:57She'll be arriving anytime now
09:00I don't know why they stop here anymore
09:03And that is Thaddeus B. Hogg
09:05Look, look, look, look, look
09:05You see?
09:07Them Dukes
09:08They look like they're expecting company
09:11Ah
09:12Well, you don't have to worry about that, Mr. Hogg
09:15I don't, huh?
09:15No, you don't
09:16Because anybody there expecting to give them a helping hand
09:20Ain't gonna be coming in on that stage
09:21I hope not
09:22In fact, ain't coming in on any stage
09:24See, I hired a couple of gun hands
09:26That were passing through Sleepy City to take care of that
09:28I don't care if you hired the U.S. Cavalry
09:31I want them Duke farmers off on that land
09:34Well, the cattle people never come back
09:37Light me up
09:42Hello
09:44Come on
09:46Them dominant genes just go on generation after generation, don't they?
10:00Stage should be coming along any time now, Jesse
10:02Well, them folks at Hoggfeller wanted us to scare off
10:05Well, there's gonna be a change in plans, Frank
10:07There's a hundred thousand in cash coming through on that stage
10:10The sheriff let it slip while he was hiring me
10:12That sure was mighty considerate of him
10:14Just mighty stupid
10:15We go and rob that stage
10:17What are we gonna do about who's ever on it?
10:19What we don't do is leave witnesses
10:21Duke folks or anybody else
10:23Here she comes now, brother
10:26Friends, them James boys called each other Frank and Jesse
10:29Now guess who hired who to do what?
10:32And don't know who they hired
10:33Boxing
10:34Point
10:45Point
10:57Pull them horses up!
10:58Pull them up!
11:00Pull them in!
11:02Drop them goods!
11:05Drop it!
11:06You're dead!
11:08That's real smart of you.
11:10Now climb down!
11:12Get that money box you're toting with you.
11:21Anybody named Duke in there?
11:22Step out first.
11:29Now you know my name.
11:31There's no never mind.
11:32Bye, Mr. Duke.
11:34That ain't the way to start a lasting friendship.
11:44Duke's still on that stage.
11:46Come on.
12:11You know, friends and neighbors, there's something about Hazard County that makes any sense.
12:15Anything with wheels get out of control.
12:41Darn it.
12:43It's $100,000 and now it's gone.
12:45Who was that gunslinger? Where'd he come from anyway? I don't know, but I'll tell you this brother
12:50We ain't giving up on that money. You got my word on it. We're gonna meet up and settle the
12:55scope. My name ain't Jesse James
12:57Yeah
13:03Figure there's a Duke on that stage if we hadn't planned on you riding alone
13:07We'd be pushing up daisies by now. No doubt about it
13:09This Thaddeus hog uncle Jeremiah wrote us about some shrewd little feller and he wants that farm back
13:15You reckon they figure you're a Duke
13:17Maybe maybe not
13:19I'm hoping they think I'm a loner who happened along at the wrong time
13:21All we can do is play out our hand
13:24Hope you pick up on what this hog for our plans do next
13:26I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
13:27I'm gonna get myself a job as a dancehall girl and hogs
13:30While you ride in the town like you're just drifting. Well, I already know what I look like
13:34So I'm just going back to farm help out uncle Jeremiah and aunt Jenny
13:37If any luck don't think you're the only kin with the time and the guts to do it. Yes. They
13:41will come on girl
14:03As the Duke's headed for sleepy city to play their hand out that is was playing his hand at showdown
14:09poker hog style
14:11Cheating. Reckon it runs in the family
14:13Oop. Dropped one of my car
14:16Now just get it over here, don't you know
14:19Here it is
14:21Hmm. Well, my raise, huh?
14:24There we are
14:24Well, I'm gonna have to see it, Hogg
14:26Oh, yeah? Well, four aces
14:28Read them and we
14:29You dropped this card, Mr. Hogg
14:31No, I didn't
14:32Yes, you did
14:33Yes, I did
14:33Yes, I did
14:34Yes, I did
14:35Rufus, I don't know what I'd do without you
14:38But I sure ain't a start to find out
14:48Well, I'm sorry about that, Mr. Hogg, but I didn't know you weren't playing with a full hand
14:53That's because you ain't playing with a full dick
14:56You know what you just done? You just cost me your next month's salary
15:01Button up, Buttonhead
15:03Now listen and listen good
15:05When that stage comes in, Jeremiah Duke finds out that he ain't gonna get no help
15:10Maybe he'll give up, clear out, and take all them other farmers with him then
15:13All them cattle people who'll come back and wake up, sleepy city
15:19I got a lot of money business in here
15:23Oh, looky, look
15:29Come on, get up there
15:30Come on, get up there
15:37Oh, howdy
15:37Howdy
15:39Certainly was a pleasure getting to ride along with you, Miss Dixie
15:43Pleasure was all mine, Mr. Dixie
15:44Don't you say no jokes were coming in on that stage
15:47Well, something must have gone wrong
15:49The only thing went wrong was my letting you handle this in the face, please
15:54You must be my Uncle Jeremiah
15:56That's right
15:57How do you do, sir?
15:58And this fine young lady's gotta be Aunt Jenny
16:00I sure am
16:03And you look too much like your father not to be Joseph
16:06Yes, sir, I am
16:07This is our friend, Jeter Davenport
16:09Oh, howdy-do
16:11I am the town blacksmith
16:12And I'm proud to say I'm a friend of your auntie and your uncle
16:15Oh, excuse me
16:17This young lady here's name is Dixie
16:18She's just riding into town
16:20Hoping she can find a job at the local saloon
16:21So nice to meet you
16:23Thought I knew you
16:24Uh, you the only Duke that could make it?
16:27Oh, uh, yes, sir
16:29You see, the others do send their apologies
16:30They just couldn't get away
16:31Morning, Jeremiah
16:32Jenny
16:34Jeter
16:34Oh, hey, hey
16:36Just who have we here?
16:38That's our nephew, Joe Duke
16:40He come to visit us for a spell
16:41Well, I'm pleased to meet up with you, Joe
16:44Nice to meet you, Mr. Hogg
16:46I've, uh, heard so much about you
16:48Uh, you better count your fingers just to be safe
16:51Hey, he's safe enough in Sleepy City
16:54Safe
16:55Oh, sure, we got the best Sheriff money could buy
16:57Rufus Z. Coltrane
16:59Fastest gun in the west
17:03The second fastest
17:04Well
17:05Oh, he did go
17:08Yeah, but the slowest breeze
17:09Oh, well
17:10Welcome to Sleepy City
17:12Gateway to the promised land
17:14Well, somebody went and broke that promise
17:16What the little lady's trying to say is, Sheriff
17:19We've already been welcomed to Sleepy City
17:21On the stage on the way in here by a couple of six-shooters
17:23Some bandits tried to hold up the coach
17:25But thanks to Joe here and some stranger
17:28They were able to drive along
17:29Well, I'm much obliged to you for your help
17:32We run a clean town here
17:34Clean
17:34More like somebody cleaned it out than cleaned it up
17:37Joe, you've had quite a day
17:38Best we'd be getting back to the farm
17:40Before something else goes burning down
17:42Right, Mr. Hogg?
17:43Yeah, I heard about that
17:46Terrible thing
17:47Terrible
17:47I sure hope nothing else terrible
17:50Happens to you good folks
17:52Well
17:52I'm gonna stick around here and see if I can't see that it don't
17:56Miss Dixie
17:57If you're the mind
17:58I surely would like to come calling on you later
18:00I'd like that
18:01Sure
18:02Uh, the bucket board's right over here
18:03Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Hogg
18:05Uh-huh
18:05Sheriff, Jeter
18:06Joe
18:08They're quite a pair
18:09Yeah
18:20All right, boys, let's go home
18:28Mr. Hogg
18:29Huh?
18:30You wouldn't have any job openings at the Golden Palace Saloon, would you?
18:33Job openings?
18:35Afraid not
18:36What with business being as dead as it is, Ron?
18:39If it was any deader, we'd have to shut the lid and nail it shut
18:42Come to think of it, though
18:43A pretty gal like you might just stir up a little trade
18:47She stirs me
18:48She stirs me
18:49Tell you what
18:49I'll give you 50% of all the drinks you can sell
18:51Take it or leave it
18:52I'll take it
18:53When do I start?
18:54You just did
18:55Go on, get over there in that saloon
18:57And they'll give you some very pretty work clothes to get into
18:59Mr. Hogg
19:00Thank you for the opportunity
19:02Don't mix it
19:03Don't
19:03Thank you
19:05So
19:07That fella, Joe Deuce, the help Jeremiah was waiting on, huh?
19:11Well, I don't think you have to worry about him, ain't he?
19:14Well, I'd better not have to
19:15Well, just look around you
19:16Well
19:17What do you see?
19:18There's only one thing making this place a ghost town
19:20A ghost?
19:21Oh, the farmers, the farmers like them dukes
19:24They're driving out the cattle and the cattle people
19:26They're driving them out west
19:27Trying to put sleepy city to sleep forever
19:30Well
19:32I just ain't gonna let that happen
19:34All right, come on, take that money box
19:35Yeah, come on, get a hold of it
19:37You know something
19:38I better put it in my safe
19:39So, uh, wait till the next stage goes out
19:42You know something
19:43What?
19:44It's a good thing those gun hands are hard
19:46Doesn't let me get near them
19:47I'd give them a piece of my mind
19:49Yeah
19:50Better have been a little piece
19:51You sure ain't got much to spare
19:52Well, that's it
19:53Them fellas are coming back for the very money
19:55That the sheriff's carrying right now
19:57So, I'm not the only one here
19:59As a matter of fact, Hank and Dixie are both in town
20:01You mean that sweet little girl we met at the stage stop is our niece?
20:04That's right, she's your niece, my cousin
20:06And, uh, she only wanted that job at Hogg Saloon
20:09So she could maybe listen in on his plans
20:11What about my other nephew, Hank?
20:14As a matter of fact, he ought to be riding through town right about now
20:17See, he's pretending to be a drifter just passing through
20:19Joe, if those outlaws are who I think they are
20:23He just is liable to have a bullet passing through him
20:25Now, Jeter, I wouldn't worry much about that
20:28No, so they won't be showing their face in town
20:30Especially not after they already tried to rob the stage once
20:32Unless they are the James brothers
20:34I heard they were in this neck of the woods
20:36That hold up may have been an excuse
20:38To get rid of you and any other dukes that were on that stage
20:41You mean Frank and Jesse James?
20:44The very same
20:45No, Jeter, I don't believe they'd be working for Hogg
20:47When killing comes natural to you
20:49You'll work for whoever will pay you the price
20:51You know, Joe, maybe you should get a hold of Hank and Dixie
20:55And the three of you get out of sleepy city
20:57Look, we appreciate you wanting to help
21:00But we don't want anything to be happening to you
21:02Especially against hired killers like the James boys
21:05No, sir
21:06If I know my cousins, and I believe I do
21:09We'll just stand pat
21:10Best get on into town and tell them what we're dealing against
21:13Thanks for the pie
21:16Back in town, Dixie was all ready for work in time for the peak crowd at the sea loon
21:41Why don't you swat him?
21:42What for?
21:43He's the first one that's been up to this bar all week
21:47You ever think of giving away free lunches?
21:49Uh-huh
21:50And all we ever got was him and his friends
21:53Well, what do you know?
21:55We got us a paying customer
22:00Buy a drink, little lady?
22:02Why not?
22:03Champagne?
22:04Anything your little heart desires
22:06Two beers
22:09Get you anything yet?
22:10Only a draft
22:11Except for Hogg and the sheriff
22:13It seems like all the other rats are left out
22:15I can't see as I blame him
22:16Mm-hmm
22:17Where's Hogg now?
22:18In his office with the sheriff
22:21Easy, easy, easy does it
22:22That's my backyard scrubbing, not a barroom floor
22:25Well, this is not exactly the kind of work I do
22:29Well, tell me what kind of work it is you do do
22:31So when I fire you as sheriff, I don't know what kind of work you're out of
22:35No
22:35Now just scrub gentle, please
22:38My skin is as soft as a two-minute egg
22:40Well, it is
22:41And hush up
22:43I'm trying to think of what I'm gonna do next to get them dukes off of their land
22:48Wait, wait, where's my duck?
22:50Well, you know I can't bathe and think at the same time without my little duck
22:53Well, he was up floating around here a while ago
22:56Let me see if I can find it
23:00There it is
23:01Let go
23:02I got it
23:03Let go
23:04I got it
23:07You broke it
23:08Uh-uh
23:08Look at that
23:09Oh
23:10You broke my duck
23:12Well
23:12How am I supposed to think with a broken duck?
23:16Well, listen
23:17Would it make you happy if I went
23:18Quack quack?
23:20It might
23:20I'll tell you what would make me happier
23:22What?
23:23You just flap your wings and fly out of here
23:25Oh
23:42Hey, you know something, brother?
23:44I'll bet you anything this here horse belongs to that fellow we just met a little while ago
23:59It's him all right
24:00Figured as much this here envelope and saddlebags as Mr. Hank Duke
24:04Let's go show this to Hog
24:11Sure looks like Hank's gonna find out about the James boys long before Joe can get to Sleepy City to
24:16warn him
24:16All right, now I'm feeling better
24:18Yeah, me too
24:19Say, uh, how about a little game, huh?
24:21I don't mind if I do
24:22Uh, ten cents a ball?
24:24That much, huh?
24:26You break
24:27I'll break it
24:28Yeah, yeah
24:29A little chalk here
24:30Yeah, yeah
24:30Oh, that's
24:32Don't know your own strength
24:33Well, that's
24:34All right, come on
24:35Come on, come on, come on
24:35Yeah, sure
24:36All right
24:39I'm a little handicapped here
24:41This cue stick's as crooked as a prairie-dose
24:44Han Lee
24:45No excuses
24:46Come on, shoot
24:50Sir?
24:52Oh
24:53Good
24:55Rufus
24:56Your dim-witted lame-brained half-developed
24:58Well, it ain't my fault
24:59These hombres come barging in here when I was just getting ready to shoot
25:03Yeah
25:03Yeah, you're right, it ain't your fault
25:05Who do you think you are come barging in here without knocking first?
25:08Well, I'll tell you who they are
25:10They're a couple of lily-livered, low-life, sod-busting idiots
25:15that I hired to do a little job of stopping one duke on a stagecoach and they couldn't do that
25:20You know something? You know what I ought to do
25:22I
25:25You oughta what?
25:26I oughta ask you what happened out there
25:28Well, he kinda took us by surprise
25:30What do you mean by they? There was only one duke on that stage
25:33And there was one in the bushes and he got the drop on us
25:36He's outside in your bar right now
25:38Name's Hank Duke
25:39Hank Duke
25:40Hank Duke
25:41Hank Duke
25:52Oh, just with that
25:53No
25:55No
25:55No
25:57Sorry about that
25:58Hair trigger
25:59You mean hair brained
26:00Don't you?
26:01Listen
26:01Don't you ever take that gun out of that holster again, hear me?
26:04Listen, Mr. Hogg
26:05We'll take care of Mr. Duke
26:06We got a little score to settle with him
26:08And that other one too
26:09I'll get damned if I said it once I said it a thousand times
26:11I don't want no gunplay
26:12I use brains
26:13Not bullets
26:15All right
26:15Now listen
26:16And listen good
26:17We're gonna get rid of this here
26:18Hank Duke
26:19But we're gonna do it legal
26:20Like
26:21Yeah, we're gonna do it
26:22How are we gonna do that?
26:24And I'll tell you how
26:24What's the worst crime a man can commit in these parts?
26:27I don't know
26:27Probably bank robbing
26:28No, I'll take that back
26:29I'll say murder by bushwhacking in the back
26:32Huh?
26:32No, no
26:32Drinking and riding
26:34Wrong
26:34Wrong
26:35Wrong again
26:36I'm talking about Horse Steven
26:38It can't be Horse Steven
26:39The guys in the bar
26:40They don't allow horses in the saloon
26:42Well he's got a horse hitched up outside, don't he?
26:44And
26:45He's got a cousin too
26:47Who might just be helping him steal them horses
26:49And rustle that cattle
26:50And who knows what else
26:51Yeah
26:51All right, come on
26:52The sheriff and me
26:52We'll go set up this Hank Duke
26:56Meantime
26:57You boys get out there
26:58And make sure he stays inside the saloon
27:00Yeah
27:01Yeah
27:02Oh
27:05You gonna let Hog run the show, Jesse?
27:08I'm just letting him bury himself
27:48Come on, honey
27:50I think it's time you had a drink with a real man
27:53Cause if you'd know where to find one
27:56I'm gonna hand that lady
28:00Your manners ain't improved since last time I seen you
28:03Seems to me you're getting a little hot under the collar there, friend
28:06You need something to cool you off
28:16You gentlemen care to make it two against two?
28:20My pleasure
28:29Hey, she's partners
28:30But you've never asked
28:41What's going on here?
28:43Come on, sheriff
28:43Hey, hey, wait a minute
28:45Wait a minute, hold everything
28:46Hold here
28:48All right, you've done this
28:49Now do your duty
28:50Oh
28:51Sheriff, these are the men right here that are responsible for it
28:53Oh, hush up, gal
28:55I wanna know first of all
28:58Whose horse that is
28:59Hitched up out front
29:00I'm talking about the brown gelding
29:02With the brown saddlebag
29:03I guess you're talking about mine
29:05Why?
29:06Well, it seems that the horse under that particular saddlebag
29:09belongs to Mr. Hog here
29:11So I'm gonna arrest you for horse thieving
29:13I don't think so
29:14That's my horse
29:15He's bought and paid for
29:17Not with my brand onto me, ain't
29:19All right, sheriff
29:20Take him away
29:21And while you're at it
29:22I want you to arrest that one too
29:23Suspected of being his accomplice
29:25All right
29:26Make one move
29:28And you'll make my day
29:29All right
29:30Hand over those
29:33Get out of here
29:35Get this tub of lard off of me
29:37Get this tub of lard off of me
29:38Get this tub of lard off of me
29:38I'm gonna tear you apart, Duke
29:39Get out of my way
29:40Get out of my way, fat man
29:41All right
29:41Let's see what I got here
29:43We got this one
29:44Go get the other one
29:45Don't let him get away
29:46Don't worry, he's just get his got
29:47Good
29:49Why don't we just go for the money, Jesse?
29:51Let's forget about them Dukes
29:52Cause I don't rest until I put both them Dukes
29:55In the cold, cold ground
29:57And then we'll get the money
29:58Get it
30:06Joe planned to get out of Sleepy City
30:08Then doubled back to help Hank
30:09The James boys were on him like
30:11Flives on apple butter
30:19Now friends, if I had Frank and Jesse James
30:21Shootin' at me
30:22I don't think I'd stop and pose for him
30:37To be continued...
31:06We're going to let him get away, Jesse?
31:08Ah, to hell with him.
31:10Let's go get some dynamite and blow that safe and hog saloon.
31:17You and a two-bid sheriff ain't going to get away with this, Hog.
31:20Well, maybe we will, Mr. Duke, and maybe we won't.
31:22But anyhow, justice must be served.
31:25Horse-thieving is about the worst crime a man can commit.
31:28Ain't that true, sir?
31:29Right, it's the worst.
31:31I mean, chickens are bad, but horse-stealing, that's a real no-no.
31:35It's the worst.
31:36Come on.
31:45Come on, come on, come on.
31:46Yeah, I'm coming.
31:48These boots are a killer.
31:49Biscuit.
31:50Oh, would you look at this?
31:52The wheel's about to come off.
31:54Well, it came off.
31:55It did, all right.
31:55Well, I'll have to go down there, Jeter, and get this thing fixed.
31:58No, no, no, never mind about that.
31:59Listen, I've got to get this thing over and done with.
32:01We'll take this here wagon.
32:02Come on, get up in there.
32:03No, no, let's get up in there.
32:06Let's just mount up here.
32:07All right.
32:09Come on, come on.
32:10Let's go.
32:11Where are we going?
32:12We're going to the Duke farm.
32:13All right, Duke farm.
32:14To get their land.
32:16Get their land?
32:16Well, of course.
32:17Why do you think I had you arrest Hank Duke for horse season?
32:20Wait a minute.
32:20Let me guess.
32:21Put him in prison.
32:22Wrong, you numbskull.
32:23Put him on the train.
32:24No, no, no.
32:25So as I could get Jeremiah Duke to sign over his land to save Hank Duke from going to prison.
32:30Well, I'd have gotten it if he'd give me another guess.
32:33That's a brilliant idea.
32:34I wish I'd have thought of that.
32:35Yeah?
32:36Well, you did because you need brains to start with.
32:38So come on.
32:39Giddy up them horses.
32:40Come on.
32:41Get up, horsey.
32:42Come on.
32:43Come on.
32:43Don't take all that.
32:44Well, it's that left-hand one there.
32:46All right.
32:46He's a little lazy sometimes.
32:48Off to the Duke farm.
32:49All right.
32:49Off to the Duke farm.
32:51Come on.
32:56Come on.
32:58Come on.
33:02Come on.
33:04Come on.
33:07Come on.
33:07Come on.
33:08Dixie?
33:09Hey, hey.
33:10Girl, we got to talk.
33:11Yeah.
33:12Well, the bartender's out back.
33:15Hog framed you and Hank real good and proper, didn't he?
33:18Yeah, he sure as heck did.
33:19I got to figure some way to get Hank out of that jail if I have to blast him out.
33:23Oh, I don't think you're going to need to do that.
33:25Come here, sit down.
33:32I just found out that this saloon supplies the prisoners with their meals.
33:36While Dixie and Joe was working a plan to free Hank from jail, Thaddeus and the sheriff was giving Jeremiah
33:42and Jenny the sad news about their nephew, Hank.
33:45You framed him real good, didn't you, Thaddeus?
33:48Jeremiah.
33:49Jeremiah, you know I wouldn't do a thing like that.
33:51The fact is, Hank Duke could go to jail for life if a necktie party don't get him first.
33:57Well, that's why I rode out here with the sheriff out of my concern for you people, dear old Hutt.
34:03I just want to help.
34:05And there is a chance that we could get Hank Duke out of jail and then both him and that
34:11other one, Joe, out of Sleepy City.
34:14Well, how?
34:15Well, you're signing over this here farmland to yours truly.
34:33This is a compliment of the Golden Palace Saloon.
34:35Careful.
34:37That's fine, ma'am.
34:56The plan to free Hank was set into motion.
34:59Trouble was, nobody had told Jeremiah or Jenny.
35:02Jenny, Jenny, now, don't you cry.
35:05We're not going to let them hurt one hair on that boy's head.
35:08We're going to look out for them.
35:10We love this place, but it's not worth getting anyone hurt over.
35:15You win, Thaddeus.
35:16Excellent.
35:17Now, I got that note of transfer right here for you to sign.
35:22That's not important.
35:23How do I know you're going to keep your word?
35:24Well, I got that on paper, too.
35:27Here it is.
35:29Dropping all charges against Hank Duke and guaranteeing both your nephews safe conduct home.
35:34All right, I'll sign mine.
35:37And you sign yours.
35:40And we'll sign at the same time.
35:42That's the idea.
35:56Now, as soon as I get this in my safe, well, I'll see it to your nephew's release.
36:02Come on, Cheryl.
36:03Come on.
36:11Deputy?
36:15Hey, deputy!
36:18I'd like to check out of this here establishment.
36:22Hank is certainly taking his time.
36:24I hope he gets out of there for the sheriff returns.
36:41Hank didn't have much trouble getting out.
36:43It was outside that trouble was waiting.
36:45What were the James boys back in town to blow the safe at Hogg's office?
37:08Hey, looks like jail food agrees with you.
37:11What's blight for you as a horse to chew?
37:14Been a pleasure meeting up with you.
37:15It was the least I could do.
37:18Well, that sounded locked down to mine.
37:20Came from the saloon.
37:21That can only mean one thing.
37:22Somebody blew the safe.
37:23Well, good luck to them.
37:25It ain't our concern if Hogg's saloon gets robbed.
37:27Hold on just a second, gal.
37:28That money don't belong to Hogg.
37:29It's going to a bank in Atlanta.
37:31In that case, we better look into it.
37:33I guess I'm in.
37:34I ain't been to good scraps in the second bull run.
37:37Y'all keep us covered.
37:38Me and Joe are going to check out the roofs on the other side there.
38:04Drop your guns and raise your hands.
38:05You're covered.
38:18You know, I reckon the idea of fair play came along a little later.
38:38I'd round up a posse, but there ain't nobody left in town.
38:52You know, the Dukes always had their own way about doing everything.
38:55From getting in a car to getting on a horse.
39:17Faster, faster!
39:19Faster, faster!
39:37Oh
40:08Yes, sir. Oh, Luke and Daisy Duke's grand folks caught the notorious James brothers
40:14And Thaddeus was so grateful for saving his life and his money
40:20He signed the land and the farm back to us
40:28But just to make sure Thaddeus didn't have no change of heart
40:33Jeremiah hid the deed where nobody would ever find it. Where'd he hide it Uncle Jesse? He buried it at
40:41the
40:42Doorway to Hades
40:44filled with stones
40:46That only the likes of the James boys would crawl under. Well, that don't make sense. No, sir
40:53It don't it's some sort of riddle. She's giving us the clues. If it's a riddle i'm stumped
40:58Doorway to Hades now where the heck you suppose that is the same place as the pearly gates
41:04The cemetery you got it
41:07But which cemetery filled with stones only the likes of the James boys would crawl under
41:13That's got to be boot hill
41:15Let's go. It's got to be
41:19Come on, come on warm her up
41:30Bulldoze right where it sits
41:32When we get back move aside who's trespassing on who
41:35What are you talking about?
41:36Wait a minute
41:37Wait a minute
41:43I wonder what make him go over half bait. I don't know, but they got something cooking in their oven
41:48we don't know about
41:49Come on, we got to go in
41:50Oh, yeah
41:51Hot pursuit
41:53Come on, come on, come on, come on
41:56Come on, after him
42:19Boot hill that here's where they buried all the horse thieves bank robbers
42:25Anybody bring a shovel
42:29Well boss, there ain't nothing out this way except boot hill
42:43I don't know what you don't think you're doing, but you're destroying grounded property
42:47Oh, I found it
42:48You found what?
42:49Well whatever it is belongs to has the county
42:51Maybe this box belongs to you boss
42:57This here paper from jeremiah says that the duke farm belongs to us
43:00There it is j.d
43:02Read it and weep
43:03Listen, I filed the deed first thing this morning registering this property
43:07And unless the one you're holding is filed and registered your farming land still belong to me
43:11Well, we'll just have to re-register it again
43:13Oh, no, you don't you ain't going nowhere
43:15Let's go arrest these dukes
43:16Go to two for a disturbing county property and the peace of them rested in peace
43:20Put out your pretty little arm
43:27Help me out of the veil of thegedener, please
43:29Listen, you'll be careful
43:30Stop it, all the material's on the pavement
43:33Leave the green tree
43:36Here, here, here
43:36Leave the love
43:38Come on
43:39Don't get it this time
43:40Come on, come on, that piece
43:44There's here
43:45I want to heal
43:46Heh-heh, they'll never kidding
43:52Heh-heh, they'll never get it
44:00Come on, come on.
44:01What are you doing?
44:02I'll get it.
44:09Don't shake it this way.
44:10Don't worry about it.
44:11I will.
44:12Right around the next bend.
44:16I reckon we should check and see how high grain is today.
44:19Go for it.
44:30How are you doing?
44:38They're doing just fine.
44:40I think Boss just bought them out of the grain market, though.
44:47Boss and Roscoe unable to move.
44:49Boss couldn't get his hands on the note that transferred the property back to the deuce.
44:53So Boss had to settle for his monthly mortgage payment and get off the duke farm or be charged with
44:59trespassing.
45:00Once again, the dukes had won out.
45:02Well, I'll just tell you, them folks in Hazard has got themselves some kind of karma that just keeps on
45:07keeping on.
45:08Oh, I can't keep the lucha.
45:38Oh, for sure.
45:38No, I can't keep it.
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