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00:01On the deuce, Huey Hogg is back in hazard.
00:04You're still the same sneaky low down.
00:07Well, thank you, Uncle Boss. He wants to take over the garage.
00:10Well, we didn't walk!
00:16Never fear!
00:20Huey's running. Buck Owen's a strumming.
00:23It went from my sink.
00:25Well, it looks like I got a tiger by the tail.
00:34Just a good old boy.
00:38Never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you never saw.
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:49Straightening the curves.
00:52Flanding the hills.
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way.
01:04The only way they know how.
01:08That's just a little bit more than the normal amount.
01:14Just a good old boy.
01:17Wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fighting the system like a two modern day Robin Hood.
01:26Woo-hoo!
01:30The Duke boys know how to enjoy three things.
01:33Girls, fast cars, and peaceful mornings and hazard count.
01:37Cause girls change, cars wear out, and hazard mornings don't stay peaceful long.
01:46Yeah, there go them Duke boys.
01:48They're gonna have me some fun.
01:51Yeah, there go them Duke boys.
02:12They're gonna have me some fun.
02:29They're gonna have to get down.
02:32All right.
02:35You're gonna have to get down.
02:37You're gonna have to get down to get down.
02:41Stop.
02:41for sure give him a call these days i'm gonna learn to swim well there he is again besides
02:50being mean as a snake i wonder how come he knew the duke boys and they didn't know him
02:57and roscoe what's more i'm telling you if you want to keep on being sheriff around here
03:01you'll slap a parking ticket on every car in this town whether it's parked or new well boss
03:06what good is that going to do there's nobody here in town they're up there to drive in at
03:10that swap meet well there's got to be a few folks left around here who ain't got no money to
03:14go to
03:15no swap meet well then how are they going to pay for a parking ticket they can pay with iou's
03:20that's
03:20i'll take anything that's what i love about you boys you're all water yeah who's this i don't know
03:30but i don't think he's gonna make it probably plant him with the spring crops
03:37you know how long it's been since i bounced you on my knee well it must be at least 50
03:44years
03:45because that was the only time he was thin enough to bounce on anybody's knee you hush up will you
03:50well look i couldn't bounce on your knee or your lap or your nothing because i never saw you before
03:54my whole life maybe you ought to take a closer look
03:59wait a minute
04:02that whiny voice
04:04them shifty eyes
04:06them sweaty palms
04:09you can't be nobody in this whole wide world except
04:14my new good nephew huey hall
04:16and the fastest lightning heads just stole my wallet
04:19and i got him with the evidence
04:21you give me that you vomit
04:22just keep it in practice uncle boss
04:24boss you want me to kick his posterior out of town or you want me to throw him into the
04:28slammer
04:28well that depends on how much of this pokehead is left after i get my hands on him
04:32don't you get behind me you little weasel
04:34i haven't forgiven you for firing me as sheriff when you tried to take over hazard last year
04:38who cares what he did to you
04:43wait uncle boss look that was the old huey hog this is the new huey hog i've turned over a
04:48new leaf
04:48no more tricks and no more lies
04:50is that what you call dressing up like your own grandfather
04:54it was the only way i could make sure you wouldn't throw me out of town before i spoke my
04:57piece uncle boss
04:58well it won't work you come right down here you viper so i can give you the spanking you deserve
05:03and nothing you'll say you'll talk me out of it
05:05nothing not even if i could serve you a multi-million dollar fortune on a silver platter
05:11except in there
05:12uh uh roscoe
05:14just assist my nephew in coming down off of this here desk
05:17be careful now
05:18so that uh this very clever boy
05:20can tell me exactly what he has in mind
05:23right on in uncle boss
05:26i keep telling y'all
05:27general lee is not i repeat not
05:30an amphibious vehicle
05:31he ain't gonna run you off my son
05:34and all it's gonna cost that old man is one fender painting
05:38hey you know we ought to send him to bill
05:40that'd be easy enough to do if we knew where he lived or who he was
05:44uh-huh hog happy hacienda
05:47in the heart of hazard
05:48100 hazard square
05:51yeah you always wanted to build them hogaminiums didn't you uncle boss
05:54yeah yeah that was the idea huey it sure was
05:57but uh you know something
05:58i never could get started on the dang thing
06:01on the corner i just don't own that key lot right smack dab in the middle
06:05well now supposing i could get you that key lot uncle boss
06:08would it be worth twenty five thousand dollars
06:11well he sure would
06:12but you better have a foolproof plan
06:14or you ain't getting one thin dime
06:16deal
06:16hmm
06:17you already own the mortgage on that property
06:20just foreclose on it
06:21well are you kidding me
06:23what kind of plan is that
06:25the boss here's been foreclosing for years
06:27yeah you can't foreclose if the property owner keeps up his payments
06:30and this fella pays off like clockwork
06:33yeah just tick tock tick tock
06:35i know uncle boss but supposing i could unwind that clock a little
06:38and fix it so he can't make that payment on time
06:42oh i see
06:43well if you do that you'll be rich about twenty five thousand simoniums
06:48yeah
06:48oh exactly where is this key lot
06:51oh uh right out there
06:54yeah out there
06:57that's just cooter's garage
06:58see
07:02that's cooter's garage
07:03that's just laying on it
07:05that's the movie
07:06cooter's garage
07:07cooter's garage
07:08which shall soon be only a memory
07:10thanks to this fine upstanding young man
07:14you'd better believe it uncle boss
07:15that's of course your meatheaded sheriff here fouls up my plan
07:19oh you
07:19how would you like for me to knock you in a
07:21uh uh
07:24considering the trouble coming up
07:26they'd be better off singing hymns
07:28because they're gonna need all the help they can get
07:31y'all
07:32y'all
07:36i have this old boy rolling in no time
07:39meanwhile why don't you just borrow that thing over there
07:41keys are in it
07:42hey thank you cooter we appreciate it
07:43you better just get excited we're late for lunch
07:46yeah i'm hungry
07:50see y'all now
07:53bad chance
07:54radio work
08:01well morning sonny
08:03that's us
08:06sir i believe you dropped something here
08:07why you wanted to snatch them
08:10my wallet
08:11help
08:11i've been mugged
08:13police
08:13never fear
08:41no disrespect intended sir but uh
08:44hey roscoe
08:45he ain't quite playing with a full deck you know
08:47oh will you just hush and tell it to the judge
08:50all right please
08:50get over there and cuff him and stuff
08:56great
08:56oh
08:57did he have his shots
08:59that was almost too easy
09:01now knowing Huey
09:03what i'm waiting for is a double cross
09:14hello
09:16well if you're timing ain't right on
09:18they're walking in the door right now
09:19it's for you
09:20why
09:21it's good
09:23sir
09:23we just left him
09:24didn't we
09:25yeah
09:25hey cooter what's up
09:26yeah i'll give you one guess
09:28the place i'm at
09:29they don't have no tv set
09:30the food's terrible
09:31and you get one phone call
09:33you've been arrested
09:35what
09:37what for
09:37yeah you got it
09:39bad city
09:40some of roscoe's mess
09:42sheriff coltrane
09:43mugging the elderly
09:45or swiping her wallet
09:46or something
09:46you want me to go on
09:47look just sit tight
09:48and we'll see if we can come up with a bail
09:50thanks y'all
09:52oh
09:53cooter's arrested
09:54yeah he's in jail
09:55i don't think we got 25 dollars
09:57between a bunch of us
09:58hold everything
10:00as long as we got the pink slip to the pickup
10:04we got money
10:05follow me
10:06it's folks like old jesse
10:08that sometimes makes the rough spots spare
10:11and it's folks like boss
10:12that helps make the rough spots
10:14what do you mean you can't sit bail
10:16boss that just ain't right
10:18look here dukes
10:19mugging is one of your most serious crimes
10:22and i ain't about to turn this mugger loose
10:24so we can prey on more muggies
10:27boss cooter is no mugger and you know it
10:29well maybe he is and maybe he ain't
10:31but i'll be happy to turn him loose
10:33right after he's declared not guilty at his trial
10:36when's that gonna be
10:37well as soon as the circuit judge gets in
10:39which is
10:40the end of next week
10:41that's what he said
10:44knew i never should have trusted boss
10:47took out a second mortgage on the garage
10:49kind of fixed the place up
10:51and the payment's due by the end of next week
10:53he'll foreclose quicker
10:54than a mineral swimming nickel dipper
10:56well then that's why he wouldn't let us go your bail
11:00he wants to take over the garage
11:02don't make sense
11:03i just can't see boss fixing flats
11:05and pumping gas
11:07me neither
11:08well i can make the payment if i can get out
11:10i got plenty of work to do
11:11i just can't do it in here
11:12yeah cooter don't worry
11:13as long as you got the work
11:14luke and me got the hands
11:15we'll make sure that payment's made for you
11:17y'all do that
11:18you got it
11:19we all will
11:19i really appreciate that y'all
11:21we'll do it if it kills us
11:22hey
11:23better keep an eye out for that old cotcher
11:25i got a feeling we already met him
11:26from your description
11:27he sounds just like that guy
11:28that ran us off the road into the drink
11:31just like i told junker boss
11:33cooter went for it like a bear after a honeypot
11:36yeah he sure did
11:37i'm real glad you're back with me huey
11:39i mean you've really restored my faith in human nature
11:42yeah
11:43you're still the same sneaky low down double crossing backbiting uh uh
11:50slick talking sidewinder
11:51yeah that too that you ever was
11:54well thank you uncle boss
11:55i always tried to follow your fine example
11:58oh that's nice
11:59see i figured learning about disguises would be real helpful to me someday
12:03so i took theater arts in college when i was majoring in criminal law
12:07oh you studied to be a lawyer
12:09no a criminal
12:10oh well that's more like it
12:15only you didn't study long enough
12:17looky there
12:18what
12:19is that what you call closing down a garage
12:22you
12:24dang that cooter
12:26he's got bo and luke working for it
12:28well uncle boss i can get rid of them too
12:29yeah well you better
12:31get it
12:31yeah that'll be just about good as new
12:33alrighty
12:34it should be
12:35paying good or good money for this
12:45what the heck is that
12:46i don't know
12:47just freeze it right there
12:49just hold it right there
12:50what's on your mind
12:51put your hands on the hood
12:53not you cletus
12:54cletus
12:55you young
12:55well roscoe what did we do this time
12:57we ain't done nothing wrong
12:58hey that's wrong
12:59you violated your probation by cohorting with a known criminal
13:04the only known criminal in these parts is boss and we sure ain't cohorting with him
13:07no you got the wrong criminal you've been cohorting with cooter
13:10oh come on cletus you must be close to crazy
13:12how can you call cooter a criminal
13:13well he's in jail isn't he
13:15well that's good enough for me
13:16now you all come along peaceful
13:17or am i gonna add resistant arrest to your charges
13:19i know he's gonna be asked
13:21oh come on
13:21i'm coming
13:22put your socks on
13:23you got us surrounded
13:23this is
13:24there's a decent exposure here
13:25roscoe let me get this
13:26get all in there
13:27get in the back seat here
13:28oh
13:29all right
13:30i got you
13:31i got this stuff
13:32at least put it there
13:34get in there
13:34all right
13:35all right
13:36see the trouble is
13:38wait
13:39wait
13:40wait
13:40wait
13:41wait
13:42wait
13:42wait
13:42wait
13:42wait
13:42wait
13:42wait
13:43wait
13:43wait
13:43wait
13:45wait
13:46wait
13:51whoa
13:51whoa
13:53whoa
13:53i'm tired of being scussed
13:56for those dudes
13:57dude
13:57whoa
14:02whoa
14:02whoa
14:03whoa
14:03whoa
14:03whoa
14:03whoa
14:04whoa
14:04Let's go.
14:17Let's go.
14:40Let's go.
14:41Come on, General.
14:44Well, look up ahead of that bridge yourself.
14:46I know it.
14:47It's kind of counting on that.
14:48Hang on.
14:52Hang on?
14:52To what?
15:04Watch this.
15:07Your superior officer is going to show you some driving you ain't never going to forget.
15:11Let's go.
15:11Let's go.
15:14Let's go.
15:16Let's go.
15:19Let's go.
15:34Let's go.
15:35I can say the same for Cooter.
15:37First, that old guy frames him into jail.
15:38Then when he tried to get him out, Roscoe tried to do the same thing to us.
15:41You don't suppose you're both in cahoots with Boss, do you?
15:43I suppose so.
15:45We got to prove it right quick, though, or else Cooter's going to lose that garage for keeps.
15:48Let's go.
15:54I'm serious.
15:56I don't believe it.
15:57Now they got Daisy and Jessie working at the garage.
16:00Why, those guys...
16:02Dang them Dukes!
16:03Whatever you do, they keep a coming.
16:05Well, don't worry.
16:06I'll keep them a going.
16:07Yeah?
16:07Well, you better do it fast, Huey.
16:10Cause if them Dukes earn enough money to make Cooter's mortgage payment, I'm gonna have to put you in jail
16:16instead of him.
16:17You hear me?
16:18Yes, sir, I do.
16:19The only way to clear Cooter was to get Grandpa to drop the charges.
16:23Only the boys had to find him before the law found them.
16:27Hey, Mr. Tisdale.
16:28Mr. Tisdale, you could do us a really big favor if you would.
16:31What can I do for you boys?
16:33Well, see, we're looking for an old man about, oh, I'd say about yay high with a white goatee.
16:38He ain't real familiar looking, but we figured if he's getting any kind of social security or pension plan, then
16:43he'd have to come through the mail.
16:45That way you'd know his name.
16:46Oh, I could never violate my trust and tell who's receiving mail at this office.
16:52It's just a long shot anyways.
16:53Of course.
16:54If that fellow you're looking for ain't never sent his feet in here, I guess I wouldn't be violating anything.
17:00Flash, Miss Tisdale.
17:01Thank you, ma'am.
17:02Oh, that's the least I can do for the nephews of such a fine man as your uncle.
17:06Oh, glory be.
17:09That Jesse Duke just sets my motor at fast idle.
17:13Yeah, okay.
17:15Let's go.
17:15Let's go.
17:26Now, if that grandpa who framed Cooter really was on Boss's payroll, there might be proof of it in Boss's
17:32office.
17:33Of course, Bo and Luke had to make a slight detour to get there.
17:37You ever notice how some folks seldom look up?
17:49Watch your step.
17:50Right.
17:51Watch your step.
17:54All right.
18:00Watch your step.
18:08Watch your step.
18:25Sure is a good thing you remember where this trap door was.
18:33I asked, will you hurry up? Those Duke boys are getting away further every second.
18:44Let's check it out.
18:49Hey, Luke, look at this. What have you got?
18:51It says here that Boss Hogg charged the county $976 to change a filtering system on the county swimming pool?
18:59Yeah, just like Boss. We ain't even got no swimming pool.
19:03Hey, look at that.
19:06Hogg's Happy Hacienda.
19:08What kind of mediums?
19:09Heart of Hazard, 100 Hazard Square.
19:12Wait a minute.
19:14Pick this up.
19:16Yeah, it starts to make sense.
19:18Oh, boy.
19:20Looks like Cooter's garage just got turned into the front entrance of Hogg's condominiums.
19:23Boss, are you in there?
19:25The window.
19:28Oh, are you in there?
19:30Whoa!
19:34Hurry!
19:38All right, you Duke boys, I see you.
19:41You'll never escape this long arm of the law.
19:44I'll follow you to the ends of the earth.
19:45Get, get, get.
19:46Get, get.
19:48Get, get.
19:49Get, get.
19:50Oh.
19:52Get, get.
19:55That's after the long arm of the law.
19:56Let, let go of it.
19:57Listen, I'll put you in a slammer.
19:59I'm not kidding.
19:59Sorry me, Roscoe.
20:00Oh, get.
20:01Oh, get.
20:02Smart Ellie, smart Ellie.
20:03Get.
20:04Get.
20:05Get.
20:06Get.
20:08You move it on, kid.
20:09Get.
20:10Get.
20:10Keep through, anyway.
20:31Cletus, head back the other way.
20:54Hang on, Luke.
20:58You know, I wonder if Orville Wright said, hang on to Wilbur, because every time Bo says
21:03it, something starts to fly.
21:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:22That's all right.
21:23We better keep moving.
21:24All right.
21:25Oh, oh, oh.
21:28My wind is crazy.
21:30Cletus!
21:31What?
21:32You dipsick, you see what you did to my vehicle?
21:34What did you stop for?
21:36Stop!
21:36That's...
21:37You...
21:42Knowing how bad Roscoe wanted to make them cooters' roommates, the boys figured out a
21:46way to keep looking for Grandpa right under the sheriff's nose.
21:53Roscoe, did you just call me?
21:55Yeah.
21:56Well, what's so awfully important that you had to call me away during my pizza break?
22:01Well, it wasn't my fault.
22:02It was Huey's here.
22:04I warned him that he shouldn't call a head hog away from the Trophotville time.
22:08I see.
22:08Well, I didn't think you'd mind Uncle Boss seeing as how I figured out a way to stop
22:11Jesse Duke from helping Cooter earn his mortgage money.
22:14Oh, yeah?
22:15Well, it better be a pretty good way if you're gonna stop Jesse Duke from helping a friend
22:19in trouble.
22:20Well, he can't help if he's not around and I plan on getting rid of him permanently.
22:24Huh?
22:25Permanently?
22:25You mean...
22:26You mean...
22:27No, just locking him up for a real long time.
22:30Oh, I see.
22:31You get Cooter's property and get rid of the Dukes at the same time.
22:35A double whammy.
22:37Oh, yeah.
22:37So I do.
22:39Yeah, but wait a minute.
22:40How's arresting Jesse gonna get rid of all them Dukes?
22:43Well, cause with Jesse gone, the family will bust wide open.
22:46Daisy and the boys will want to move closer to the prison.
22:48And while they're gone, you step in and take over the farm for peanuts.
22:52Oh, yeah!
22:54Oh, peanuts!
22:55Ain't that something?
22:58That's my hue!
23:01Oh!
23:02Oh!
23:02Oh!
23:03Oh!
23:04Oh!
23:04Oh!
23:04Oh!
23:05Oh!
23:06Oh!
23:18Hey, bro.
23:18Hey, you know what the house or where he was staying?
23:20Well, thanks a lot.
23:21Thanks a lot.
23:22Much obliged.
23:26Hey, Beau, there he is.
23:27Right over there.
23:28Let's go get him.
23:29Hey, he's got company.
23:31What?
23:31Take a look.
23:33Uh-oh.
23:33Ain't them the two-shot buzzers that drive the orange car?
23:36Great.
23:36We gotta go right into the act, boys right now.
23:39Let's go.
23:40Got speed.
23:41He must've spotted us.
23:51Oh, yeah.
24:02Beautiful.
24:05Shoot.
24:08Shoot, you know...
24:09Look out. Pardon me, boys. You'll love the movie. It's a talkie.
24:14That voice sounds familiar to you?
24:16No.
24:17I'm too busy wondering where that old man went.
24:20Uh, sir?
24:24That night, figuring the law would be watching the farm,
24:27Bo and Luke camped out so they'd get an early start looking for Grandpa.
24:32Stick that back in there.
24:35Huey and his friends were setting Jesse up for the kill.
24:38By shutting off the gas line and fixing it so Jesse thought he was pumping gas,
24:42he'd really be pumping moonshine.
24:44Now, friends, that's dirty.
24:47This thing's got a tape recorder and a camera.
24:50So, we'll be filming every move Jesse Duke makes when he pumps that shine.
24:54And the best thing about it is, he won't even know that he's pumping himself right into prison.
25:00Oh, you've done it again, Huey.
25:02You did it.
25:03I even forgive you for fouling up my fingers with that mousetrap.
25:07Well, I thought you'd like it, Uncle Boss.
25:09I'm sure he's going to help me earn that $50,000 you promised me.
25:12Uh-huh.
25:13There's the double cross.
25:14$50,000?
25:16Well, wait a minute.
25:17I thought you said it was going to be $25,000.
25:19Haven't you ever heard of inflation, Uncle Boss?
25:21Yeah, but...
25:21Let me ask you this, Uncle Boss.
25:23What time do they open that garage tomorrow morning?
25:25Oh, it opens at 8, even though Cooter's in the slammer.
25:28Cooter, I love that.
25:298 o'clock.
25:30Yeah, well, then by 8.30, we'll be taking the evidence to the alcohol, tobacco, and firearms office in Capitol
25:36City.
25:37And Jesse Duke can start making room reservations at the federal pay.
25:43Huey, my boy, you've just sunk to a new high in Lowe's.
25:47Look at that little lady, Kevin.
25:55Honey, what can I do for you?
25:57Fill that up with special, please.
25:58Oh, I'll be glad to.
25:59We can take care of that and just ship you here.
26:02Just take a minute.
26:11Daisy?
26:12Yes, Uncle Jesse?
26:15Oh.
26:17Take a look at the left-road fender.
26:20That color could only come from one place.
26:24Okay, I'll, uh, I'll take care of it.
26:28And when you get the bookkeeping done, rid the place up.
26:31Hey, Uncle Jesse.
26:33I'd like to keep a neat pillow station.
26:41Last sheep, come in for Bo Peep.
26:46You gotta put it in these cans slow.
26:48It don't take it too fast.
26:50You sure that's the special stuff you're selling us?
26:52Oh, sure, I'm sure.
26:53I filled this well myself.
26:57Last sheep?
26:58Last sheep, come in for Bo Peep.
27:03Make sure that's all out.
27:05Last sheep, are you out there?
27:07Come in for Bo Peep.
27:08Last sheep, this is Bo Peep, and I'm running out of channels to find you, little Lanzon.
27:12Hey, what's on your mind, Bo Peep?
27:14You are.
27:15Remember that big bully that took a hunk of skin out of your military friend?
27:18He was standing right outside the office here.
27:20I bet she needs that motorhome that took a bite out of the general.
27:22Hey, listen, have you seen that old man anywhere?
27:24No, but there's a gent here that looks real familiar in a business suit.
27:28I just can't place him.
27:33That should do it.
27:41Now, let's see.
27:42Five gallons, a dollar a quarter, that'll be six and a quarter.
27:45Come on, we got all we need.
27:46Let's go.
27:48Oh, you got some change coming.
27:49I'll get you change.
27:50Keep it.
27:51Might be your last tip.
27:53Well, let me get the windshield.
27:55I'll wipe it.
27:56It comes free with it.
27:58Whether you put it in or not, you get it.
28:00Oh, they're leaving.
28:04I think we ought to ourselves to check them out.
28:06Which way they're headed?
28:07Looks like they're going to go north, which means they'll be taking State 7 right out of town.
28:11And tell them there are three of them, including the driver.
28:13Okay, and there's three including the driver, so you be careful.
28:16Sounds like that makes the odds about even.
28:18We're gone.
28:19That's right.
28:33That's right.
28:34Here.
28:35Give us a big can here.
28:36Help me can first.
28:37Let's have it.
28:38Quick.
28:38All right.
28:39Got it.
28:42There.
28:42There you go.
28:43All right.
28:44Now, look.
28:44You boys know where to wait.
28:46So just keep the CB on in case I need dinner.
28:48All right.
28:49Oh.
28:49Man, that thing's heavy.
28:50All right.
28:51Here you go.
29:16Daisy guessed it right.
29:17Here they are.
29:24Let's drive down that road there and see if we can't get a closer look at the motorhome.
29:27You got it, cousin.
29:33Here we go.
29:57you see anybody no let's hope it stays that way come on
30:22hey look at that
30:28hey look at that there's that old man yeah yeah and there's the old farmer we ran into outside
30:33the movie house where we lost the old man who the heck's this guy here with the glasses on
30:38he's the same as the other two and all three of them are Huey Hogg oh shoot we should have
30:43known it I wish he'd quit fooling with us you know when I get my hands on him I ain't
30:48gonna
30:48do anything now don't that put the damper on
30:59get something to damn up
31:18let's get out of here
31:31come on
31:32good shot boy CB we gotta get the phone fast let's move
31:44Huey Huey Richard you know I'm about to commit myself to the ATF so I sure hope you got
31:50all the evidence we need against Jesse Duke what five gallons of shine yeah all right
31:58how about this look pictures of Jesse Duke selling it oh look at that and a tape of him boasting
32:06about
32:06how he was the one that filled up the pump to begin with yeah I guess that'll do it
32:14winners
32:14oh hello Roy this is J.D. Hogg over in Harrison County how are things over in Capitol City
32:21mm-hmm say I got a hot tip for you how'd you like to break up the biggest moonshining record
32:27in the last 20 years
32:29you trying to tell me you're up to your old tricks again J.D. I'm talking about Jesse Duke
32:34Jesse Duke ain't no way he'd do that he promised me and the whole U.S. of A government he
32:40quit making shine
32:41yeah but I got evidence to prove otherwise and I could have it in your office in just a couple
32:46hours
32:47I got a better idea I'm gonna meet you halfway
32:49if you really have a case I'm gonna get a warrant out for Jesse but if you don't I'm gonna
32:54swear one out for you
32:56oh gee say uh we must have been cut off
33:01hello
33:03what
33:04they wrecked the CB it took us this long to find a payphone
33:09and they found the pictures of you and all those different disguises
33:12yeah yeah it's too late to do any good look you just pick me up behind the county building
33:16the sooner we get to Capitol City the sooner Jesse Duke will be in prison
33:31well friends and neighbors the odds are stacked against the Dukes like a turkey on the day before Thanksgiving
33:37Huey's headed for Capitol City with the evidence with boss Roscoe riding shotgun
33:43while the boys pulled up in back of cooters
33:47Cletus was heading for the front
33:55come on
33:56look who's here
33:57well boys you're just in time to say hello
33:59wait a minute I got something to tell you
34:00yeah
34:03well
34:03Buzz was on a bus off Roscoe knew you two was here
34:05look you can arrest us later Cletus right now we gotta talk to Uncle Jesse
34:08right now hold it
34:09I gotta talk to him too
34:10I just don't know how to begin
34:11um
34:12look you know I got one-eighth hog blood in my veins
34:14so I can't really say anything to hurt cousin boss
34:17well nobody expects you to Cletus but
34:20but if you would ask some questions to the other seven-eighths of me
34:23the part that ain't hog
34:24you might get some surprising news
34:26uh you mean news about Huey being back in town
34:28dressed up in all them disguises
34:30and him using one disguise to frame coat her
34:33and one to get away from us
34:34mhm
34:34well we appreciate it
34:36much obliged but uh we already know that
34:38but you still hadn't asked me
34:40how come three certain people
34:41are rushing photographs and sound recordings
34:43to the ATF in Capital City
34:45three certain people
34:48boss
34:51Huey
34:53and Roscoe
34:55and they're going to the ATF
34:56has something to do about the shine
34:59uh they're accusing us of the
35:00of selling the shine
35:02yeah well we ain't
35:03I mean they can't accuse us of that without evidence
35:07oh phony evidence
35:09you're talking about the photographs and the sound recordings
35:11well they can't do nothing if we catch up to them
35:12hey thanks a lot Cletus
35:13yeah see you later
35:14thanks Cletus
35:15please bye bye
35:16thanks for what
35:17didn't say did Lee
35:18wish I could go with you
35:20can't go but I can chase them
35:35and Agent Winters was getting closer to Hazard every minute
35:41with General Lee leading his own little army into battle
36:09there they go
36:10how long you figure it'll take to catch them
36:11well that all depends on how good the general is at mountain climbing
36:14hang on
36:29oh the sun's just bright
36:32on my hog of any oaks
36:35I'll soon be making a pile
36:54oh hey look at that
36:56oh my god
36:57Huey Huey
36:58this is Randy Hall
36:59listen you better go like the devil
37:01them douches right behind you
37:04yeah
37:05and I'm way ahead of you uncle boss
37:07haha
37:09yeah
37:14you better slow down
37:15we're gonna have to take a chance
37:17oh
37:19Huey Huey Huey
37:20he's not what you're doing
37:21you were talking about me
37:22haha
37:23haha
37:24haha
37:24haha
37:25haha
37:28okay Huey you can pull over
37:30the trick didn't work
37:31well maybe this will
37:34haha
37:35haha
37:35haha
37:36haha
37:36haha
37:38come on
37:39haha
37:40keep it straight
37:42damn the spirit ain't gonna go like this
37:44haha
37:45hey
37:45what are you doing
37:46haha
37:47hey
37:48well what do you know
37:49we're home free
37:50haha
37:51haha
37:51haha
37:52haha
37:53haha
37:53haha
37:56haha
37:57haha
37:58haha
37:59haha
38:14slow down
38:15that's his starfield
38:17which way did they go
38:21which way did they go
38:22you
38:23haha
38:23haha
38:26haha
38:27haha
38:28haha
38:29haha
38:34since boss and Roscoe knew where old Huey was heading
38:36they took a short cut to catch up
38:39but what boss don't know
38:41is that ATF agent Winters is on a collision course with Roscoe
38:45a
38:46a
38:46multi-woman
38:47h
38:47a
38:47no
38:49no
38:49no
38:50no
38:50no
38:50no
38:50no
39:02Time I get mixed up with J.D. Hogg, I got to double my auto insurance.
39:09What a humongous crash.
39:12That would have killed ten ordinary men.
39:20This is all you're for, do you?
39:21I'm sorry, boss.
39:22Can't you see where you're going?
39:40Where'd they go?
39:41I can't get up there as close as I can.
39:44General, hey, Bo, come pull over that old oak tree over there.
39:48I got an idea about how to get them out of that morrow.
39:53All right.
39:56Let's go down.
39:58Easy.
40:00I got it.
40:12Uh-oh, here they come.
40:18Wait a minute.
40:19What's going on?
40:20What are they doing?
40:26Keep her steady.
40:28Step out there, Luke.
40:30Come on, bring it a little closer.
40:31Come on.
40:34Luke, right?
40:35Yeah.
40:36Get me up close.
40:45All right.
40:46A little bit more.
40:47Come on, a little bit more.
40:49A little bit more.
40:52Get rid of him.
40:54Fast, man.
40:57Yeah.
40:59See him.
41:05Come on, you!
41:21Keep on you!
41:22We think you're on the road!
41:23Thank you!
41:29Come on!
41:54Huey!
41:54Come back here!
41:55Come back here, Huey!
42:00One can of shine ain't gonna frame Uncle Jesse.
42:07You know something?
42:09I never was too good at taking pictures, you know that?
42:14You boys all right?
42:20Hey, Sharon!
42:21Yeah!
42:22Yeah!
42:23The Duke's got Cooter out of jail in time for him to make its mortgage payment.
42:27And Boss had to give up his dream of building his Hogaminiums in Hazard,
42:31which shortly would have become Hazard's only slum.
42:34Cletus and Roscoe had the pleasure of booting old Huey's henchmen out of town.
42:38Black sheep kinfolk are kind of like the swamp edge.
42:41Once you think he got shut of it, it comes back again.
42:45Can you get out of here as a county, hear me?
42:46And I don't ever want to stay out of here!
42:48He said he'll get out of here again!
42:51So the Duke's had themselves a little bit of a celebration that night.
42:55Word got out of that old bossy celebrity roadblock that snagged him another roadbank.
42:58I've got a tiger by the tail, it's plain to see.
43:05I won't be much when you get through with me.
43:10I'm a-losing weight and a-turning mighty pain.
43:15Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail.
43:19I thought the day I met you, you were meek as a lamb.
43:24Just the kind to fit my dreams and plans.
43:30And now the pace we're livin' takes, I went from my safe.
43:35And it looks like I've got a tiger by the tail.
43:39I've got a tiger by the tail, it's plain to see.
43:45I won't be much when you get through with me.
43:50I'm a-losing weight and a-turning mighty pain.
43:55Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail.
43:58Moo!
44:03Moo!
44:09Moo!
44:11grandma happy
44:11Ha-ha!
44:14Ha-ha-ha!
44:18Wow!
44:20Well a- Play-dash!
44:25There ain't no way to slow you down.
44:30I'm about as helpless as a leap in the wind
44:34And it looks like I got a tiger by the tail
44:39I've got a tiger by the tail, it's plain to see
44:44I won't be much when you get through with me
44:49I'm a losing weight and a turning mighty pain
44:54Looks like I got a tiger by the tail
44:59Looks like I got a tiger by the tail
45:18We really appreciate you stopping by and singing for us
45:20Stop by? He stopped me!
45:23Well, I stopped you because you were speeding, the law is the law
45:26Speeding? 30 miles an hour?
45:28But it was in a school zone
45:30School? There weren't no school there
45:32That was a country road
45:33Yeah, well, listen
45:34When folks learn to slow down there, we'll build that school
45:37Yeah, yeah
45:37You know, listen, you sang so good, though
45:40I'm going to tear up this speeding ticket
45:42Tear it up
45:43Will I ever be safe passing through hazard?
45:45Only if you come through with laryngitis
45:48I'm going to show you here
45:49Thank you, Mary Crews
45:50Thank you
46:07Wow!
46:07Oh, oh, oh.
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