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00:01Tonight, on the Dukes, Hazard goes to the dog.
00:04Someone get in that flash.
00:08There she is.
00:13I'm gonna miss that mud.
00:16Maybe it was Boss that took a dog.
00:17All the comforts are home.
00:22Let's go.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Cut over to Eagle Pass.
00:25Hazard!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the law will allow
01:14Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a two
01:23Modern day Robin Hood
01:29If anybody else went to town to pick up parts for their tractor
01:33Well, it wouldn't rattle nobody's chain
01:35But these are the Dukes
01:36This is Hazard
01:37And that means trouble
01:39You know what day Saturday is?
01:41Well, it's your birthday!
01:42Yo!
01:43And listen, as soon as Daddy writes a few more salutations
01:46I'm gonna have the money
01:47And we'll go into town
01:48And buy you a great big birthday present
01:51Cause I love you so much
01:53Maybe some Doggy Num Nums
01:55Good
02:14It's the law, Mandy Jo, what do we do?
02:16Just take it easy, BB
02:18They can't know anything yet
02:20Listen, you just pull over
02:22Get out
02:23And act natural
02:24Just keep them away from the trouble
02:26Okay
02:34Now, this fella BB
02:35Is trying to look innocent
02:36Cause he and his lovely wife Mandy
02:38Just kidnapped a magical
02:40Bassett show dog
02:41Named Maxine
02:42Which in Dixie is like sneaking off with a clown jewel
02:45Get your license, gentlemen
02:46Oh, yes, sir
02:47You violated a 7-6th street
02:49Tuting
02:50Ooh
02:53Don't look like Maxine wants to stay kidnapped, huh?
02:56Good, Jim
02:57Thank you
02:58Welcome to Hazard
02:59Okay
03:00Oh, God, love it, I love it
03:03Another one, darling
03:04Another one
03:09Catch another one
03:10Maybe I'd better check on that dog
03:12We'll stop later
03:13Let's just get out of Hazard County first
03:16You did that?
03:17Oh, I love you, darling
03:30Really think John J. Hooper's gonna pay us
03:33That 25,000 ransom we asked for?
03:36BB
03:37You worked for him for eight years
03:38Before he fired you
03:40You know how much him and his little wife
03:41Think of that animal?
03:43Yeah
03:43Well, he'll pay
03:45Just as soon as he gets the ransom, though
03:54Ain't that Doc Appleby?
03:55It sure is
03:56Looks like he needs some help
04:00Howdy, boys
04:01Hey, Doc
04:03You need a lift?
04:04I sure do
04:04I'm glad you Dukes came along
04:06My old car just stopped running
04:07And I got an emergency
04:08Call out the county orphanage
04:10Well, we'll give you a hand
04:11Why don't you grab your bag
04:12And we'll be on our way
04:14Yeah, as a matter of fact
04:14I'll call Cooter on a CV
04:15Come out and fix your car in no time
04:17Oh, that's good
04:17In the back
04:19You can go
04:20Just put your arm around me here
04:21All right, boys
04:22You got him, Luke?
04:24I got him
04:24There you go, Doc
04:25Now watch your knees
04:26And your elbows and everything
04:28You get her there?
04:29Yeah, I'm fine
04:29There you go
04:30Thank you
04:31All right, Bo, hit it
04:32We're out of here
04:37Now this here's the county orphanage, folks
04:40Well, you ain't seeing a lot of young'uns
04:42Because they're all away for the week
04:43At Camp Hall
04:44All except one
04:45His name is Terry Lee
04:47And he's got himself a king-size product
04:50That's why the caretaker, Ira Grant
04:52Called up old Doc Apple
04:53Hey
04:55How you doing today?
04:56Hey, Mr. Grant
04:57Here
04:57Yes, sir
04:59Let's get my hand on out of here
05:01Damn it
05:02Sit your head through first, Doc
05:03No, thank you
05:04It's a hard way to do it, ain't it?
05:06Come here, Doc
05:07Oh, thank you, boy
05:08Here's your bag
05:09I'm sorry to get you out here again, Doc
05:11But, uh
05:13Little Terry Lee ain't no better
05:14He won't eat nothing
05:15And I'm getting awfully worried
05:16All right
05:17I'll have a look
05:22What's bothering the boy, Mr. Grant?
05:23He lost both his parents here recently
05:25And ever since they brought him to us
05:28He ain't said a word to no one
05:30And can't hardly get him to touch a morsel of food
05:35Yeah, well, is there anything Luke and I can do to help him out?
05:38Oh, we've done everything we could think of
05:40Nothing seems to work
05:42And this is the second time I've had to get the doc out here
05:45Well, is there anything that you can do for him, Doc?
05:48I got no pills
05:49It'll cure a heart that's broken
05:52That boy needs something to live for
05:54All right
05:56I got no idea what that would be
05:58I'm gonna stay out here for a while
06:01Set a spell
06:02Keep on trying
06:03We'd love to help
06:05It's gonna take a small miracle
06:07You got one in your pockets?
06:09If we did, it'd be yours for the taking
06:16Kind of brings you back, don't it, Luke?
06:18Somehow I don't remember being quite that sad
06:21Yeah, shoot
06:22We were awfully young when our folks passed on
06:24I guess probably because I had you and Daisy
06:26And we all had Uncle Jesse
06:29We gotta count our blessings
06:32Yep, that we do
06:36Well, we're past the county line
06:38Honey, why don't you pull over?
06:40That dog probably could use some water about now
06:41Okay, honey
06:46Give the pup some water
06:52Okay, hound dog
06:55Honey, she's gone
06:56What?
06:57The dog's gone
06:58What?
06:59Shoot
07:01That dog must have called out of that
07:02Busted door when that stupid sheriff stopped us
07:05Right
07:07Now what?
07:08I have to tell you everything
07:09We turn around, find Maxine
07:12And collect the money just like we planned
07:14Okay, get the door
07:27Thinking about that orphan Terry Lee?
07:29Yeah
07:30Something to live for, like I said
07:33Somebody to love him
07:35Somebody to need him
07:37Hey, bud
07:38What needs a lot of love?
07:40What gives nothing but pure pleasure in return?
07:44Cindy May Moffat, man's best friend
07:46I'm talking about a little boy's best friend
07:48A dog
07:50Hey, you're right?
07:51Come on, let's go on down to the pound
07:55This here's a hazard dog pound
07:57A nice place to visit
07:59That's Mr. Winkle who runs it
08:01Mr. Winkle, that pound of yours ain't produced so much as a dime of revenue
08:05These pure six months
08:06Matter of fact, I was thinking of closing you down
08:09If you'll never get no dogs
08:10I'm just too much shy of retiring
08:13I'd lose my pension
08:14Well, that's your problem now, isn't it?
08:16Well, I'm happy to report that I got a dog now, Mr. Hogg
08:22Someone just brung in the cutest little old basset hound
08:27He's lost, you know
08:28And I figured that someone might take her, you know, for the usual donation fee
08:34Well, after the six-day waiting period
08:37Well, if I was you, I'd make sure someone took that dog off my hands before sundown
08:42But, Mr. Hogg, you're supposed to wait six days
08:46To make sure she's got no rightful owner
08:49Climbing tide, wait for no man
08:52He hung up
08:54Well, if someone comes
08:57I'm gonna have to lie a little
08:59You know
09:00Or both of us are gonna be out of house and home
09:04You were a little hard on Twinkle
09:06Oh, no, no, no
09:08It's Winkle
09:08Winkle, and I wasn't hard on him
09:10No, sirree, Bob
09:11No, I was motivating him
09:13Motivating
09:17Oh, hey, Dukes
09:20It's looking kind of empty here
09:21Yeah, it is
09:23Yeah, hi, boys
09:24How you doing, Mr. Winkle?
09:26How you doing?
09:27Hey, your basset hound
09:28Uh-huh
09:29Boy, if that don't look like Flash
09:30Oh, basset hounds look like Flash
09:32Oh, and she's real friendly, too
09:35Hey, she'd make you Dukes a fine pet
09:37Well, shoot, Mr. Winkle, shade for us
09:39She's for a little boy down at the orphanage
09:41Oh
09:42Oh, well, you couldn't do no better
09:45Oh, I'd say that even if she weren't the only dog I got
09:48Oh, she don't have an owner, huh?
09:50Oh, well, uh, no
09:52Uh, no, she don't
09:54Well, she's an orphan, too, don't you know?
09:56How long has she been here?
09:58Oh, a long time
09:59Uh, uh, maybe ten days
10:03Uh, fact is, if, if, uh, you boys don't, uh, don't take her, uh, I don't rightly know what's gonna
10:10become of her
10:11Well, I guess we ain't got a whole lot of choice
10:13Ha, no
10:14Well, uh, shoot, then, I guess we'll take her
10:16How much?
10:17Oh, there's no charge, Bo
10:18Great!
10:19Uh, but, uh, we certainly would, uh, appreciate any little donation that you'd all care to make, you know
10:25Sign over here says ten bucks, that'd be right?
10:27Oh, well, that, uh, I, I didn't know about sign
10:29Ten bucks would be wonderful
10:31I got some singles here
10:32I got, uh, I got eight
10:33I got five
10:34Here, just right here
10:35All right, here, five, there we go
10:35Ten dollars
10:36Here's ten bucks
10:37There you go
10:38We're gonna be needing a dog license, too, ain't we?
10:40Oh, yeah, well, you have to get that at City Hall
10:42All right, well, thanks a lot
10:43Okay, thank you
10:44We'll see you later on
10:44Thank you, guys
10:45We appreciate it
10:46I'm sure that dog will make that little boy as happy as she's made me
10:51Bye
10:51Bye-bye
10:53Well, she sure does look like Flash, doesn't she?
10:55Yes, she does
10:55Hey there, sweetheart
10:57Whoop
10:57Nope, not quite
10:58She's got a couple little dark marks behind her ears
11:00Well, I'm hoping Mr. Winkle's right about her making that little boy happy, that's all
11:05Well, one way to find out
11:06That's it, the road
11:07Come on, girl, now you ease in here
11:09And watch out for my feet
11:11I'm coming
11:11Get free, okay?
11:13No, no, you can't drive
11:16Now, who'd have thunk it?
11:17If you take two Dukes, add one cute hound dog
11:21Well, that'd be a recipe for trouble
11:24And while the Dukes was taking Maxine to the orphanage
11:27Them dognappers were searching for her
11:29Not a sign of her
11:30Reckon someone found her?
11:32I hope so
11:33Come on, let's start looking at all the logical places
11:49Look, it's a surprise what you're doing back here, boys
11:53Well, good thing
11:56We got a little something here for Terry Lee
11:58Yeah?
11:59What do you think?
12:01It sure is cute
12:04Heck, why not?
12:05We tried everything else
12:07You want to give her to him?
12:08Oh, no, I think you two should do that
12:11Come on out of here, babe
12:12Here we go, let's go
12:14Yeah
12:23Terry Lee
12:27Terry Lee, my name's Luke
12:29And I've got my cousin Bo here
12:31We'd kind of like to be your friends
12:37We also got somebody else here
12:40That'd like to be your friend, too
12:43Terry Lee?
12:45Everybody needs a friend or two
12:50You see?
12:52She likes you already
12:54Why don't you pet her?
12:57We was kind of hoping you'd like her
12:59Because she ain't got no home
13:00That's the problem we got, you see, Terry Lee?
13:03We've got to find somebody who's going to feed her
13:05And play with her
13:06And she's going to need a lot of love
13:09I don't suppose you'd know anybody like that, would you?
13:12I could take care of her
13:16Can I have her, please?
13:19She's all yours, son
13:21Will she be mine forever and ever?
13:23Yeah, you bet she will
13:25As long as you take good care of her
13:27That there's a promise
13:28So now I'll bet we can talk our Uncle Jesse into building her doghouse, too
13:32Yeah, we'll get Daisy to bring him some dog food and even a blanket
13:41Boys, like I've always said
13:44Sometimes the best medicine don't come out of the bottle
13:48Much blight, boys
13:49Much blight
13:50I'm just glad we could do something
13:51Yeah, we'll head on down to the courthouse
13:53Get a dog license
13:54Make everything official
13:55It'd be a shame for Terry Lee to lose a friend
13:57Just when you found one
13:59The Dukes are feeling good now
14:00But it's going to get awful sticky
14:02When things get straightened out
14:03And Terry Lee has to give up that dog
14:06I'd rather eat a rattlesnake than take on that problem
14:09Terry Lee, sir, look down
14:11That kind of makes you feel good, don't it?
14:13Yeah, it sure does
14:19Looks like Roscoe
14:20Hang on
14:21How about Roscoe?
14:23Yeah
14:43All right, you bitch
14:45You got a crooked license plate
14:47And now it's $25 fine
14:49Or 25 hours in jail
14:51Now you can eat your choice
14:52But I forget you can just pull it all over
14:54Let me check that last thing
14:56I'm sorry, Roscoe
14:57You're going to have to check it in town
14:58We'll see you at City Hall
15:09Oh, shit
15:10Oh, gun it
15:12Oh, gun it fast
15:14Just when we had those Dukes in the palms of our paws
15:16Oh, you just
15:17Don't go on the radiator
15:19You just
15:19One thing
15:21After another
15:27Oh, good grief
15:30You just
15:32Oh
15:40All right, man
15:42Come out here, darling
15:44Now
15:44Now, just this
15:45Sit right down there and stay
15:47Your daddy gets some water
15:49For that next year old radiator
15:50Now stay, darling
15:52Oh, man
16:01Look at the sheriff's cars here
16:04Hold it, BB
16:05You see what I see?
16:06It's our basset house
16:08As y'all might be figuring
16:09Right about now
16:11The problem for the Dukes
16:12Gets even worse
16:13Somebody must have turned her into the sheriff
16:16Yeah
16:18And he don't seem to be around
16:21That Roscoe then dropped out of the hunt
16:23Yeah
16:25Well, we better turn around
16:26Make sure he's all right
16:26Yeah, all right
16:36What about the law?
16:37Just come on
16:38Let's get her and get out of here
16:39I'll cover
16:42Will you hurry up?
16:54Hey, hey there
16:56What the heck are you doing?
16:58Oh, wait a minute
17:00They're freezing
17:01Freeze, freeze
17:02Help me
17:08I got it
17:09I got it
17:14Bring her back in
17:15Get
17:16Well, them dognappers did it again
17:19Only this time
17:20They got themselves the wrong dog
17:22They ain't nothing messes things up
17:24Like an inept criminal
17:29Y'all realize that all this started
17:31Cause Bo and Luke was trying to get
17:33A little boy a dog
17:41Somebody sure is in a hurry
17:43To get somewhere
17:43We're going
17:51Roscoe?
17:53They took my dog Flash
17:55They kidnapped my dog
17:57Who did?
17:58They did
17:59They just
17:59Was they in an old panel truck?
18:02Yeah
18:02They was in a truck
18:03They were
18:04Come on, Roscoe
18:05It'll be all right
18:05Come on
18:06Why would they take a man's dog?
18:08We're going to fight him for you, Roscoe
18:10Come on, Roscoe
18:12Get in there
18:12The Duke's helping Roscoe
18:15Yep
18:16Kids and dogs is a common livinger
18:21Why would anybody go out and steal Flash anyways?
18:24I'll tell you why
18:25It was that dude I gave a ticket to
18:27About an hour ago
18:28I'll tell you one thing
18:29He's in serious trouble
18:30If he harms one flea
18:32On Flash's beautiful head
18:33Speaking of heads
18:34You got quite a lump on yours, Roscoe
18:36Where?
18:37Oh, and that's another
18:50No sign of them, Luke
18:52We're sorry
18:53It looks like we lost them
18:54We'll give you a ride back to the courthouse, though
18:56Don't worry about this
18:58I'm sure you're going to get Flash back
19:00This is the only thing I ever loved
19:02Except Mama and Lugo
19:04And bossed at Christmas time
19:09And Saturday's her birthday
19:11And I already had a present picked out
19:13A king-size bag of doggy num-dums
19:19They probably won't take it back
19:21We'll get her back for you
19:31Poor Flash wasn't doing no better without Roscoe
19:34And little Terry Lee was moving closer than ever
19:36To having his little old heart broke a second time
19:39And all because the Dukes was trying to do right by him
19:42We'll have Cooter go out
19:44And get your car towed in the town
19:45And fix it for you
19:46Yeah, we'd be happy to lend a hand
19:47And find Flash, too
19:53Dang it all
19:54Well, we may as well head over
19:56And get that distributor cap
19:57And come back and get that dog license
19:58Yeah, I'd hate to see him that way
20:00No, me
20:11Enos
20:11Something terrible has just happened
20:14My dog Flash has been kidnapped
20:16Flash kidnapped?
20:17Possum on a gun bus, Chef
20:19Is there anything I can do?
20:22I want you to get an APB out
20:24Either way
20:25And I'm going after them
20:26I'm going to take your car
20:27I'm going after them
20:27Wait a minute, Chef
20:28I'll go in
20:29No
20:32It's my dog
20:33And I'll go after her
20:35Myself
20:38Meanwhile, them dognappers
20:40Thought they was home free
20:41Honey, I think it's about time
20:43We feed Maxine
20:46This ain't Maxine
20:47Look
20:47What?
20:48Behind the ears
20:49No spots
20:51Dang it
20:54We got ourselves the wrong dog
20:56Now what are we going to do?
20:58Well, we're just going to have to go
20:59Go back and get her
21:00Oh no, the sheriff got a good look at the truck
21:02We'll just take care of that too
21:05All right, Enos
21:06I got some more dictating for you
21:08Mr. Hogg, let me send out this APB first
21:10Chef Roscoe just told me
21:12Someone kidnapped Flash
21:13Someone kidnapped Flash?
21:15Oh, what a shame
21:16I'm going to miss that mud
21:18What are you scratching your head for, Dodo?
21:20Considering there ain't nothing in it
21:21I almost forgot, Mr. Hogg
21:22I got this on a teletype
21:24A prized basset hound
21:25Belonging to Mr. John J. Hooper
21:27Was reported missing from a dog show in Czechosaw
21:29There's a $10,000 reward
21:31And now poor Flash has been took
21:33Mr. Hogg, have you ever heard of an open season on basset hounds?
21:37And dog spots behind the ears
21:39What's that, Mr. Hogg?
21:40Oh, nothing, nothing
21:40Oh, you get out that APB on Flash
21:43I got more important things to do
21:44Yes, sir
21:45Poor Flash
21:49Gussie, Gussie, Gussie
21:50Gussie, yeah, listen
21:51Give me Winkle down at the pound
21:55$10,000 reward
21:57Winkle, this is your commissioner speaking
21:59Yes, sir, Mr. Hogg
22:01Listen, that basset hound you said you got
22:03Does it have dark spots behind the ears?
22:07Oh, she sure does
22:08But, uh
22:11All right, listen
22:12You keep your hands on that dog, you hear me?
22:14I'm coming right over
22:16Oof
22:16Sure has a bad habit of hanging up, don't he?
22:20I'm gonna take real proper care of you
22:23Nothing or no one's ever gonna part us
22:26It's gonna be you and me forever and ever
22:29Cause we got Bow and Luke's word on it
22:31Oh, boy
22:33Them dukes just think they got trouble
22:39Hey, Enus, wake up
22:40Hey, dog
22:41Look, could you get us a dog license?
22:43Sure
22:44You got any news of Flash?
22:46No
22:46If the sheriff don't get her back soon
22:47I don't know what he'll do
22:48Yeah, we saw him this morning
22:49He's a real wreck, ain't he?
22:50Sure has been a day for the basset hounds
22:52I got this on a teletype a while back
22:54Another missing one
22:56Name of Maxine
22:57Reward, $10,000
23:00John J. Hooper must be loaded
23:03Dark markets behind both ears
23:05Oh, wait a minute
23:06You don't suppose that's the one Mr. Winkle sold us, do you?
23:08He reported missing this morning
23:10Winkle said he'd had that dog for 10 days
23:12We better check it out anyway, huh?
23:14Yeah
23:15All right, listen
23:16You hear any news of Flash?
23:17Give us a holler
23:17Yeah, we'll have to come get that license later on
23:20Thanks, Enus
23:22Now the hazard dog pound ain't seen so much action
23:25Since the runaway flea circus hit out there
23:27When the carnival got stranded
23:28Where is she?
23:29Where's my dog?
23:30Huh?
23:31Where is she?
23:31Where is that animal?
23:32Uh, Mr. Hobbs
23:33Oh, come on
23:33Where is she?
23:34Wait a minute
23:34Where is that thing?
23:35Wait a minute
23:36I tried to tell you on the phone
23:37Wait
23:37I don't have the dog, Mr. Hobbs
23:39You don't have her?
23:40Wait
23:41I got a mighty fine donation for her
23:43From the Dukes
23:44A donation from the Dukes?
23:46Yeah!
23:47Oh, listen, listen
23:48I told you to hold on to that animal, didn't I?
23:51Well, yeah
23:51Now them Dukes are probably a chickasaw
23:53Turning that hound over to John J. Hooper
23:56And taking all the reward money that's rightfully mine
23:59No, no, no, no
24:00They didn't take that dog, Chickasaw
24:01No?
24:02What?
24:02No, they took her to the orphanage
24:03They did?
24:04Yeah
24:04The orphanage?
24:05Yeah
24:06What's the matter with you?
24:08Why didn't you say so in the first place?
24:10Well, I didn't
24:10You didn't ask me
24:11If I don't get that dog back, Winkle
24:13Yeah
24:14You ain't gonna see a penny of your pension
24:17But, uh
24:19Oh
24:20Oh
24:22Oh, pension?
24:23Gee
24:29On this day in Hazard
24:31It was tough on cars and dogs
24:33Just wasn't safe to leave either one of them alone
24:51Figuring the police would be looking for their truck
24:53Mandy, Joe, and Beebe
24:54He stole a car and headed for the Hazard Dog Pound
24:58I'd say she likes it
25:01Just what the doctor or
25:03Terry
25:05I think we'd better leave her out here
25:07Hand me that rope, Daisy
25:09So that, you know
25:10She can get used to her new house
25:12She'll be fine
25:14Here we go
25:15That does it
25:16Everybody inside
25:19Come on, Ira
25:20You porn kid
25:21You know where it is
25:27There you go
25:30So I lied about how long I had that dog
25:32Well, I'm real sorry
25:34But at my age
25:36If I lose my pension
25:37We understand all that
25:38We really do
25:39Well
25:39How long ago did you say
25:40Boss headed towards the orphanage?
25:42Five, maybe ten minutes
25:43You're telling the truth about that, right?
25:45Oh, yeah, that's the truth
25:46Oh, I'm not lying anymore
25:49Don't you guys tell her that
25:52Don't tell him that I told you
25:54Oh
25:55That ten thousand dollar reward
25:57Staring Boss Hogg's wallet
25:58Smack in the face
25:59He's gonna take Maxine for sure
26:00Break little Terry Lee's heart
26:02Just after we promised him
26:03He could keep the dog
26:04Oh, gosh dang it, Luke
26:06Maxine does belong to Mr. Hooper
26:08Terry Lee's just gonna have to
26:09Give him up sooner or later
26:10Well, later's better and sooner
26:12At least we get a chance
26:13To talk to him
26:14I sure hate for him
26:15To hear it from Boss
26:33Hello, Maxine
26:35Listen
26:36I come to take you back
26:37To your rightful owner
26:38That's right
26:39Never mind
26:40That's the reward in it for me
26:43Besides, it'll be better
26:44For you to come
26:45With Uncle Boss' mouth
26:46You know, even Boss
26:48Ain't mean enough
26:49To break a little boy's heart
26:50The things we do in ignorance
26:52Would shame the devil
26:54While the Dukes
26:55Was racing to the orphanage
26:56Them dognappers
26:57Was racing to the hazard dog pound
26:59In their stolen car
27:00Taking a mighty big risk, honey
27:03Living broke's a bigger one
27:05This is J.D. Hall
27:06Calling Sheriff Rush
27:07Go for me, go to you
27:08And Deputy in the street
27:10And you all pay attention
27:12To this very important message
27:13I'm bringing in
27:15A valuable lost dog
27:17Now, I want you all
27:18To meet me
27:19At the Sheriff's booking office
27:20So you all can guard
27:22This valuable animal
27:23Roscoe, are you listening
27:25To me or no?
27:26I'm listening, Boss
27:27But I've got more
27:28Important things to do
27:29I'm looking for
27:30My beloved little darling
27:31Flash
27:32If you ain't at your office
27:33When I get there
27:34You're gonna be minus
27:35Your beloved little darling
27:37Job
27:37As well as your beloved
27:39Little darling house
27:40Over and out
27:41Seems like we got
27:42The sheriff's dog
27:43And they got ours
27:56Somebody stole Terry Lee's dog
27:58We was just in the house
28:00For a minute
28:00And if we don't find that dog
28:02And find her fast
28:06Oh, Terry Lee, honey
28:08Ever notice
28:08That it's the little things
28:09That get to you
28:11Like little dogs
28:12And little people
28:17Uncle Jesse
28:22Listen
28:23We think maybe it was Boss
28:24That took the dog
28:25J.D.
28:26Why in the world
28:28Would he steal a dog?
28:30Well, we found out
28:31That it's a show dog
28:32Out of Capital City
28:33And there's a reward
28:33Out for it
28:34Is that enough reason?
28:36What I ain't looking forward
28:37To is explaining
28:38All this to Terry Lee
28:39He's had enough trauma
28:40For one day
28:41If you really want
28:42To help the boy
28:43You find that dog
28:44And bring her back
28:45Then explain
28:46What you have to explain
28:48In the meantime
28:49Daisy, me and the doc
28:50Will keep them occupied
28:53Just find the dog
28:54All right, let's go
29:05You don't really think
29:06Boss is gonna help us out
29:07Do you?
29:08Say, we ain't even sure
29:08It was Boss
29:09Who took Maxine
29:10Ah
29:11Well, she didn't walk
29:12She was sort of hazard
29:14You figured she was dog
29:16Knap just like Flash?
29:17The only answer
29:17Makes sense
29:19Well
29:20We'll get this whole mess
29:21Straightened out
29:22I sure would hate
29:22To disappoint Terry Lee
29:25Now, Boss not only
29:26Had Maxine
29:27He had her owner
29:28John J. Hooper
29:29On the phone
29:30You say you're leaving
29:31For hazard immediately
29:32Mr. Hooper?
29:34Good
29:35You're bringing that
29:36Reward money with you
29:37Ain't you?
29:39Good
29:40See you soon
29:45Boss made sure
29:46That Maxine
29:47Had the best of everything
29:48Listen Enos
29:49I gotta go to my
29:50Bank on business
29:51Now, while I'm gone
29:52I don't want
29:53Either you or Oscar
29:53To leave this here room
29:54And don't let nobody
29:56Near that reward
29:57I mean
29:58Near that dog
29:59You hear?
30:00Yes, sir, Mr. Hark
30:07Hey, hold on
30:14This here's Luke Duke
30:15Calling the sheriff's office
30:16When the boys
30:17Spotted that abandoned truck
30:18Well, they figured
30:19That the dog nappers
30:20Was still in town
30:21So they got on the CV
30:22And they told old Enos
30:23When Enos told them
30:24That Maxine was in custody
30:26Luke warned old Enos
30:27To be careful
30:28About letting strangers
30:29Anywhere near her
30:30That's big 10-4
30:31We're down
30:34Sheriff
30:34Sheriff, did you hear
30:35What Luke Duke
30:36Just said about them
30:37Dog nappers
30:38Still being in town?
30:39Enos
30:41Can't you let me be?
30:44Can't you see
30:45I'm in mourning?
30:47No, no, no, no, no, no
30:49I don't care how many kids
30:50They got
30:52Foreclosed
30:54Wait a minute
30:55Wait up
30:55What is this?
30:57Yeah, now listen
30:57We know that you got Maxine
30:59We need to talk to you
31:00About it just for a second
31:01Oh, you know all about that, huh?
31:03Well, listen
31:03Let me tell you something
31:04I don't intend to share
31:05That reward money
31:06With nobody
31:07At least twice you do
31:08We ain't interested
31:09In no reward
31:10We're interested
31:11In this little kid
31:11Down at the orphanage
31:12Now, he's in an awful bad way
31:14We don't know what he's gonna do
31:14If you don't get that dog back
31:16Oh, you got the dog
31:17For a boy at an orphanage
31:19Is that what you're saying?
31:20Well, I'm really sorry
31:21About that
31:21I truly am
31:22But listen
31:23Let me tell you
31:24The fact is
31:24That that dog
31:25Does have a rightful owner
31:27And that rightful owner
31:28Is on his way
31:29From Chickasaw
31:30To pick her up
31:30This very minute
31:31So listen
31:32My hands are tied
31:33I can't do anything
31:34About it, can I?
31:35Now, excuse me
31:36I'm late for lunch
31:37Thanks a lot
31:42That sure was a waste of time
31:44Well, not necessarily
31:45He did say that
31:46That Hooper fellow
31:47Was heading into town
31:47Why don't we just head out
31:49To Route 11
31:49Cut him off
31:50Before he gets here
31:50Make an offer
31:51To buy the dog
31:52What with?
31:53You forgetting
31:53We already spent
31:53Ten bucks today?
31:54Ah, we'll come up
31:55With something
31:56Come on, let's go
32:14Okay
32:15So we know Maxine's in there
32:17But so is the sheriff
32:19I'm counting on the sheriff
32:21You heard him
32:22How much he loves his dog
32:25Well, I'm gonna help him find him
32:26Come on, hush up
32:29Hush up, dog
32:31Old Luke is gonna find your dog
32:33I promise
32:41Hazard was just heat up
32:42With dog lovers
32:43And here come the Hoopers
32:46Maxine's real owners
32:49I wish we could blame
32:50Boss Hog for this whole mess
32:51You know it
32:52We were so dang eager
32:54To find Terry Lee a dog
32:56We should have known
32:56That a dog that friendly
32:58And that well taken care of
32:59Hadn't born somebody
33:00Yeah
33:00A lot of things
33:01We should have known
33:03Here comes Clark
33:04Maybe it's him
33:08What do you think?
33:09Yeah, it's him
33:10Mr. Hooper
33:11Oh, hold on a second
33:25The boys flagged down
33:26Mr. Hooper's car
33:27And explained all about
33:28What was happening
33:29And the effect it was having
33:30On that poor little orphan
33:31Boy, Terry Lee
33:32Well, the gist of all this
33:34Is that
33:34As ridiculous as it may sound
33:36Me and Bo
33:37Would like to buy Maxine
33:38Now, we'll give you
33:39Everything we got
33:40As a down payment
33:41And for the money
33:42That's left over
33:42We'll be happy to work for it
33:43No matter how long it takes
33:45I'm sorry
33:45Now, Maxine's just not for sale
33:47Not at any price
33:48Besides, we don't know for sure
33:50It's Maxine
33:50That this here Mr. Hogg found
33:52Now, can you boys
33:53Direct me to where I can find him?
33:54We can do better than that
33:55We'll show you the way
33:56Just follow us into town
33:57Good enough
33:58Things do keep getting worse
33:59And worse with little old Terry Lee
34:00Don't they?
34:01About time that kid got a break
34:31Offices?
34:35Excuse me, offices
34:36But not ten minutes ago
34:38I was driving by Shady Tree Lane
34:40And I
34:40I
34:41I almost ran over
34:43The sweetest looking
34:44Little basset hound
34:47It didn't have a collar or nothing
34:49And I thought it was lost
34:50And I thought that somebody
34:51Ought to know
34:52But
34:53It
34:56It
34:56It looked a lot like
34:57That basset hound over there
34:59Now, have you name
35:00And that just please ma'am
35:01Come on, Enos
35:02Listen
35:02It must be Flash
35:03She's gotten away from her dog nappers
35:05I'm sorry, Chef
35:06But Luke called
35:07And he said
35:08Never mind what Luke said
35:09Didn't you hear what she said
35:10It's Flash
35:11We gotta go get her
35:12Lady
35:13You don't know what this means to me
35:15You don't know what this means to me
35:17You
35:17Come on, Enos
35:19Chef, I gotta get the keys
35:19Never mind, Dad
35:20We gotta get Flash
35:22Chef
35:23Flash
35:23Daddy's coming
35:24Go ahead, Enos
35:26It's gotta be her
35:27Oh, Belvederes
35:29God did he, Sheriff
35:30Don't give any backtalk
35:31To your superior officer
35:34Gotta get Flash
35:36Listen, Sheriff
35:37I gotta tell you
35:38What Luke told me
35:53Come on
35:55Where is she?
35:55Right up there
35:56Come on
36:01Get her out of the way
36:02Hurry up
36:06Hello, Maxine
36:06Come on, honey
36:26Now, in case y'all wasn't noticed
36:27That's old Flash
36:29That's old Flash
36:29That's old Flash
36:29That's chewing on
36:29Boss's collared pizza
36:31With that sliced okra
36:32Them dognappers
36:33Done re-kidnapped Maxine
36:35That's a nice move
36:36Put the sheriff's dog
36:37In the cell
36:37As long as they think
36:38We got possession
36:39Maxine
36:39Ain't gonna be looking for us
36:40Come on, let's go
36:49I'm gonna see how they're doin' in there
36:54Roscoeinos, I'm back
36:57Where are you two numbskulls?
36:59Where did you go?
37:05Well, at least you're still here, Maxine
37:10Don't start in on me like that, Maxine
37:12I already took enough sales
37:14From Roscoe's flea-bitten hound flesh
37:26All right
37:28All right, Enos
37:30This is it
37:31Sheriff, if you want to listen to what Luke told me
37:33Remember what Mr. Hawk says?
37:34We wasn't to leave the office
37:36Listen, Enos
37:37Boss ain't nothin' but flab and bones
37:39Now, Flash, now
37:40That's family
37:42Well, don't stand there
37:44Flash!
37:45Daddy's here!
37:46The belvedere!
37:48Terry Lee
37:49Why don't we go for a walk together?
37:51It might make you feel better
37:55Honey, aren't you even gonna talk to me?
37:58Bo and Luke said
37:59I have the dog forever and ever
38:01They lied to me
38:10Let me see here now
38:12Boss thinks that he's got the Hooper's dog
38:14And he ain't
38:15Cause BB and Mandy Jo have it
38:18Roscoe ain't got no dog
38:19Because Boss does
38:21And don't know it
38:23Terry Lee is out one dog
38:24The dog nappers have the dog that he loves
38:27And she ain't hissing
38:29That's good now
38:30I think I got it straight
38:32Well, this here's the place
38:33There's somebody here
38:34Hello, anybody home?
38:35Huh?
38:36Hey, what do you two boys think you're doing here now?
38:38Oh, hey, boss
38:39We just thought that you might want to meet
38:40Mr. and Mrs. John J. Hooper from Chickasaw
38:43Hello?
38:44Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Hooper
38:47Oh, how do you do?
38:49Mrs. Hooper, nice to meet you
38:51And Mr. John J. Hooper
38:53How do you do, sir?
38:54I'm J.D. Hogg
38:55County Commissioner of Hanson County
38:57And I've been keeping real safe here
39:01Your sweet little old
39:02$10,000 prize dog
39:06Who's been enjoying all the comforts of home
39:09Mr. Hogg, what are you doing with Maxine?
39:13Huh?
39:15That isn't that Maxine, Mr. Hogg
39:16What?
39:17No, of course not
39:18It's Flash
39:18How you doing?
39:19Flash, how you doing?
39:20Oh, it ain't Flash
39:21It's you got dark spots behind the ears
39:25I get that
39:26No dark spots
39:28I swear that I had Maxine in that cell a while ago
39:31When I left
39:32How in the name of all this holy did she get out?
39:35You know, I bet
39:35I bet it was them dognappers came in
39:37And switched Maxine for Flash
39:39What's this about dognappers?
39:41It's a long story, Mr. Hooper
39:42But why don't you and Mrs. Hooper
39:44Go on over to the orphanage
39:45And talk to our cousin Daisy
39:46She'll fill you in
39:47Mr. Hogg
39:48If your men don't get Maxine back
39:51I'm holding you legally responsible
39:53What?
39:54Now, what you gonna do about it?
39:55Find Maxine if we can
39:57That call was from a couple whose car was stolen
39:59Out where the dognappers have been in their van
40:01I got the license number right here
40:03We can get right after him
40:04We'll touch base with you folks later
40:05Yeah, look
40:06It's gonna take Luke and I
40:07Quite a little bit of time here
40:08Why don't you and Mrs. Hooper
40:09Go on over to that orphanage, huh?
40:10And shoot
40:11You get a chance to meet Terry Lee
40:13I was thinking the same thought
40:15Come on, we better get going
40:16Yeah
40:16We'll give you some directions on how to get out of the orphanage
40:18It's not hard to find at all
40:19We'll find that dog, boss
40:22Oh, boss
40:23Why don't you get a hold of Roscoe and let him know that Flash is all right
40:26Take a load off his mind
40:28How do you figure we're gonna find him?
40:31Well, we gotta assume that you're gonna take the shortest way out of Hazard
40:33That'd be Route 7, I guess
40:35All right, well
40:35The head start they got
40:37We best take the Flats, huh?
40:38Good
40:39Now, the Flats is where the young folks go
40:41To have some fun and games with their motor sails
40:46Oh, yeah
40:50Oh, shoot
40:51Hang on
40:59Lady
41:00The damn thing's gone again
41:04So is Maxine
41:06It's gonna be easier to fix the general than it is to explain it all to Terry Lee
41:17Hey, guys
41:19Yo
41:21Come on out
41:24Hey, Eddie
41:25Hey
41:26Hey, how you doing?
41:27All right
41:28Listen, we need some wheels, we need them fast
41:30Well, hey
41:30Take ours
41:32All right
41:33Hey, you got them CB things in the helmets, huh?
41:35Sure do
41:36Yeah, that's great
41:37Anything we can do?
41:38Yeah
41:39Call Cooter Davenport and see if he can come out and do something for the general
41:42Now, wait a second
41:43I'm gonna go over to the general and get the binoculars
42:11This is J.D. Hall calling Roscoff P. Coltrane
42:14Roscoff, your dog, uh, your dog, uh, Fleiss is right here in the booking office
42:17Come back with you, cause, uh, she's here now
42:19Meanwhile, Boss was trying to raise his sheriff's department
42:22But he wasn't doing any better than Roscoff and Ennis were trying to find Flash
42:26Who ain't listen no more
42:28Come here, baby
42:28Come here, darling
42:29New flag
42:30Can't tell a race track five miles long
42:32New dog days
42:33Pull it off, honey
42:35We did it, thanks to you
42:36Thanks to me
42:36Of course, of course
42:37But there ain't much to outsmartin' a pass with Hunter Hicks, now he's there
42:40Yeah, that's right, you know
42:42Uh-huh
42:44I can't see him anywhere
42:46I can't either
42:48Maybe we should come over to Eagle Pass, maybe we can spot him from there
42:50And far
42:54Terry Lee
42:56This is here, is, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Hooper
43:00Hi, Terry Lee
43:01I say he's been like this ever since he lost his dog
43:05You mean since he lost our dog
43:09John Jay, that's not fair
43:11I...
43:13Well, we couldn't have children of our own
43:15So my husband into home with young'uns
43:17Nothing seems to be going right for the good guys today
43:26Yeah, let's get some down there
43:33Ain't nowhere we're gonna be able to catch them
43:35Unless we're going down the back side of this mountain, though
43:37Well, what are we waitin' for?
43:38Let's go
43:38All right
43:55How are we gonna stop?
43:57We're gonna just run us off the road
43:58What do you mean, on the road?
43:59What do you mean, the ridge?
44:01Got it
44:09Look, what do you say we drop in on them, huh?
44:12Got it
44:15Hey, who was that?
44:18What am I supposed to know?
44:21Oh, there's another one
44:22What are you doing?
44:24I don't know
44:24Hold on
44:35The whole thing was your idea
44:37I'll get out
44:38All right?
44:42Yeah
44:44Stay put in there
44:47Hang on there
44:48Whoa, you ain't going nowhere
44:49You ain't only slow
44:51You ain't too bright
44:51So them dognappers
44:53Was behind bars
44:54Where they belonged
44:55While Roscoe was united
44:57With his beloved Flash
44:58Oh, Flash
45:00Daddy
45:01You and I
45:02Will never be separated again
45:16You ain't gonna be parted
45:18You ain't never gonna be parted in that dog again
45:32Now, like I said
45:34Dogs and kids is a great leveler
45:37It leveled the hoopers
45:38So that come Christmas
45:39The hoopers got their dog back
45:41Of course, they had to adopt Terry Lee to do it
45:44Don't y'all just love a hazard happy ending?
46:15We'll be right back
46:17Mom Oh, YouTube
46:27You ain't talkin'
46:29You ain't talkin'
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