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00:01Norman Stanley Fletcher, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court,
00:06and it is now my duty to pass sentence.
00:09You are an habitual criminal who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard
00:13and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner.
00:17We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences.
00:22You will go to prison for five years.
00:30I need to defend you!
01:00Let's go.
01:30Three new arrivals, Mr. Leach.
01:36Heslop, Cyril, 41. Three years, robbery. Third stretch. Thick as two short planks. There'd be no ulcers for that one.
01:43Godber, Leonard Arthur, 23. First offender. Two years, breaking and entering. Seems somewhat naive. Could be corrupted. Possibly by this one.
01:51Fletcher, Norman Stanley, 42. Five years. He's the one I brought up from Brixton.
01:58Knows the score, sir. Done a lot above. Water off the duck's back. I'll be watching that one.
02:08What a beautiful day. For the time of year, quite astonishing. Beautiful day.
02:20Oh, lovely. Unless we can go out later on for a cycle ride.
02:23You know what to say about New Year's Day? Whatever you do, on the first day of the year, you will do all the year round.
02:32In the case of you three gentlemen, that is perfectly true.
02:36You, laddie. You, Mr. Godber. First time, isn't it?
02:40You must be wondering what an average day in prison is like. Tell them, Fletcher.
02:46It's exactly like the day before, Mr. McKay.
02:48The voice of experience.
02:53And tell them how the average day begins.
02:56Starts off at 7am. You'll be woken by a persistent and deafening bell.
03:00Then all the screws come round.
03:01I beg your pardon?
03:02All the prison officers come round.
03:04What a duck?
03:04Offering such advice as, wakey, wakey, get your socks on. Move, you horrible creatures.
03:09We replied to this bad anage with such remarks as,
03:12Good gracious, is that a time?
03:16Good morning, sir.
03:17And who's been having your old lady while you've been on night duty?
03:22Very comical, Fletcher.
03:25Very comical.
03:268 o'clock, slop up.
03:288.10, breakfast.
03:308.15, return to sell.
03:329 o'clock, yes, Fletcher.
03:359 o'clock, slop out again, Mr. McKay, followed by work till 11.15.
03:39When we exercise.
03:41Walking in pairs, five to six yards apart.
03:44No conversing with the pairs in front or behind.
03:47This is followed by the highlight of the day.
03:50Quiet, Fletcher.
03:51I'm asking Heslop.
03:53Who?
03:55Heslop, you've been inside before.
03:57What is the highlight of the day?
04:02Visiting ours?
04:09We're in Cumberland, man, Cumberland.
04:12A wild windswept fell north of the Pennines.
04:16We are two weeks from Euston.
04:20And you see your loved ones.
04:22It will be the highlight of the year.
04:24Glad you come, are you?
04:29Because he's going to be going...
04:31Fletcher!
04:31Huh?
04:32I like the day.
04:33I like the day dinner, sir.
04:35Which is...
04:35Nourishing.
04:36Nourishing, is it not?
04:37Can't wait, sir.
04:3912 o'clock.
04:40Midday bang-up.
04:43Not what you think, lady.
04:44Not what you think.
04:44Back to yourself.
04:501300.
04:51Slop out.
04:52Work, tea, evening association.
04:55Which means, in principle, you can follow a wide range of recreational activities.
05:00Which, in practice, means television or ping-pong.
05:04Telly?
05:04Yeah, telly.
05:05But only till 7 o'clock, innit?
05:07It's only news and kid stuff, innit?
05:08If you're a fan of Zed cars, my son, you'd better forget it.
05:12You'll have to get your kicks from the Wombles of Breed in Wimbledon.
05:14LAUGHTER
05:157.30, slop out, supper, 7.45, lights out.
05:22Any questions?
05:23Any point?
05:23None whatsoever.
05:26That is...
05:28This is cold-its.
05:32Cold-its?
05:33You were joking, innit you?
05:34Compared with this place, cold-its with a doddle, mate.
05:37Load of public schoolboys, all digging little tunnels and playing leapfrog over each other,
05:41combing her hair.
05:42Oh, this is a nicky.
05:42You heard what he said, didn't you?
05:44You heard what he said, didn't you?
05:46Slop out, exercise, work, tea, exercise, work, slop out, lights out.
05:51Any questions?
05:52Lights go out at 7.45 here, you know.
05:547.45.
05:55Around the cold it's around about that time,
05:57they're all brewing up the cocoa and starting the pillow fights, innit?
05:59Come in.
06:00Come in.
06:01Oh, sorry.
06:02Godfrey!
06:02Who said you could smoke, eh?
06:07No, I say you could smoke.
06:10I don't think he wants you to smoke.
06:13I was trying to give him up anyway.
06:14I'll help you.
06:16LAUGHTER
06:16I'm leaving you now.
06:19Good.
06:20With Mr. Buttercup.
06:22Oh, and one more thing.
06:25Nice to have you with us.
06:27LAUGHTER
06:28My wife was coming next week.
06:32Who said that?
06:34She says once a year.
06:36Oh, yeah?
06:36My wife was coming next week.
06:39Wrote to me.
06:40Staying overnight with her cousin in Barrowing Furnace.
06:44Not fair.
06:45Not fair if she'd stay there indefinitely.
06:47No.
06:48Not fair on anyone having to stay in Barrowing Furnace, is it?
06:51Let's go.
06:52Stop!
06:53Oh, dear.
06:53Oh, would you mind stepping up here, please?
06:56Oh, uh, Christian names?
06:58Cyril.
06:59Oh.
07:00Date of birth?
07:01First of April.
07:031933.
07:05LAUGHTER
07:05Hey, uh, what's happening now?
07:10Eh?
07:11Oh, we're about to be dehumanised now.
07:14They're going to take away all our possessions,
07:15and they're going to give us a number,
07:17and they're going to give us a very strict medical.
07:19Oh, and we get a bath in six inches of lukewarm water.
07:23Watch out for them bathhouse cleaners.
07:25Why?
07:26Load of trusty poofs working the bathhouse.
07:29LAUGHTER
07:29Now, all the form, don't you?
07:33You haven't been here before?
07:34No, I've never been here before, but it's all the same.
07:36Porridge is porridge, isn't it?
07:38First time for me.
07:40Don't know how I'll get through.
07:41Ah, cheer up. Could be worse.
07:43State this country's in, you could be free, couldn't you?
07:45Right?
07:45I don't know.
07:45Stuck outside with no work in a crumbling economy.
07:49How horrible that'll be.
07:51Nothing to do but go to bed early and increase the population.
07:54LAUGHTER
07:54Why don't we do that for a while?
07:58No, that's true.
07:59Ah.
07:59Yeah, I shouldn't have said that.
08:00That's a tasteless joke, that, innit?
08:02I'm going to feel ever so deprived.
08:04I had this fiancée, Denise, very active in that direction.
08:08Was she?
08:09Have to drink a lot of tea, won't you?
08:10LAUGHTER
08:11What good's a cup of tea going to do?
08:16LAUGHTER
08:17It's what they put in it, innit?
08:21LAUGHTER
08:21What?
08:23Something which will moderate your memories of Denise, shall we say.
08:26LAUGHTER
08:27Don't drink tea.
08:29Oh, God, you are in trouble, innit?
08:30LAUGHTER
08:31So is a chap you share a cell with, innit?
08:33LAUGHTER
08:34I'll have to throw meself into me mailbags.
08:40Do you know what I'll do that here?
08:41Well, depends, doesn't it, really?
08:43Oh, dear, look at him.
08:44LAUGHTER
08:45Little red riding socks, look at him.
08:50LAUGHTER
08:50Here.
08:52I'll tell you what, a word of advice, son.
08:54What you tell them today conditions how tolerable your life's going to be in here.
08:58You know what I mean?
08:59I mean, for instance, if you fancy a nice cosy job in the kitchen, or the library, or the governor's office,
09:04you've got to invent yourself a new career.
09:06See what I mean?
09:06Oh, I see.
09:07You see, supposing, for instance...
09:08Well, let's have one of you.
09:10Hang on, thank you.
09:16Two choc-ices, please.
09:18LAUGHTER
09:19Of course, it's Fletcher, isn't it?
09:22That's right, yeah, that's right, Mr Barraclough.
09:23Christian name?
09:24Norman Stanley.
09:26Date of birth?
09:27Two, two, thirty-two.
09:29Next of kin?
09:30My beloved Isabel, the little woman.
09:33Yeah, not that she's so little, mind you.
09:35I said to her the other day, you know, Isabel, I shall never get over you.
09:38I'll have to get up and go round.
09:43LAUGHTER
09:44Address?
09:47Address?
09:47Address, 107, Alexander Park Crescent, N5.
09:52Occupation?
09:53Librarian.
09:54During the day.
09:54During the day?
09:57Yeah, and night I was a chef.
09:59Just put me down for the library or the kitchen, I don't mind which one.
10:02LAUGHTER
10:03Good morning, Governor.
10:10I'm not sure that it is, Mr Mackay, I'm not sure that it is.
10:13What's wrong?
10:14It's my four-eyed butterfly fish.
10:17Four eyes, eh?
10:19Er, would that be the one where four eyes are?
10:21No, no, no, it's just called that, Kitedon Capistratus.
10:25Look, there's the little fellow there.
10:26Oh.
10:28Poorly, is he, sir?
10:29Oh, you noticed.
10:30Well, I assume from your demeanor, sir.
10:32Yes, well, I'm very much afraid, Mr Mackay.
10:35He may have developed fin rot.
10:38Oh, dear, sir.
10:39Either that or lymphocystis.
10:40Oh, dear, dear.
10:42Contagious, you see.
10:43Have to isolate the little fellow.
10:45Uh-huh.
10:46Much as I've had to do with Evans, sir.
10:48Evans?
10:48Yes.
10:49I'd try to isolate him again, sir.
10:50Oh, what's he done now?
10:52Well, sir, he's been eating electric light bulbs.
10:54Light bulbs?
10:55Yes.
10:56Did he say why he was eating light bulbs?
10:58Yes, sir.
10:58He said it was because he couldn't get a hold of any razor blades.
11:02What have you done with him?
11:03Locked him in his cell, sir.
11:04Having first taken the precaution of removing the light bulb.
11:07Is the yellow free?
11:08Well, er, he's very busy with the new arrivals, sir, but I could hurry them through, yes?
11:12As quickly as possible, Mr. Mackay, this is a very urgent situation.
11:16I'll get Evans to him right away, sir.
11:17I don't mean Evans.
11:18I mean here.
11:19Here, sir?
11:21Fin rot can be fatal, Mr. Mackay.
11:23Or the fin.
11:24Right.
11:25Here.
11:26I forgot to tell you.
11:27When you see the doctor, tell him you've got bad feet.
11:30Why?
11:31Well, then you might get your brothel creepers back, see?
11:34Otherwise, you'll be stuck with prison boots, see?
11:37And they're guaranteed to give you bad feet for the rest of your life, man.
11:41Why are you laughing at?
11:42It's not, it's just absolutely true, that.
11:44No, I don't mean that.
11:46I mean, that's funny about your wife, being a big woman, and you having to get up to go, man.
11:53Yeah, thanks very much, yeah.
11:57Is he in for long, is he?
12:01Anyhow, remember that about your feet, weren't you, eh?
12:03Yeah, what religion are you?
12:04C of E, I suppose.
12:05C of E?
12:06See, that's no good, is it?
12:07No good being C of E.
12:08Everybody's C of E, ain't they?
12:10You get no perks with that, do you?
12:12No, you want to be a, you want to say you're a Sikh or something like that, and they let you grow your hair long.
12:16Or if you say if you was a muslin, you see, if you was a muslin, you could get special food sent in from outside.
12:21I don't like Chinese food.
12:24Not Chinese, muslin's ain't Chinese.
12:28What's muslin food, then?
12:29Well, it's, er, it's, well, it's a damn sight betting the rubbish you get in here, ain't it?
12:35It stands to reason, otherwise muslins wouldn't eat it, would they, eh?
12:38Or you could say you was Jewish.
12:40Yeah, that's a good idea.
12:41Jews get special food and all, you know.
12:43Yeah, say you was Jewish, that's a good idea.
12:46Well, no, you can't, can you?
12:47Doctors going to examine you and spot the evidence.
12:51Mind you, we're Jews, the evidence is only circumstantial, ain't it?
13:01They've been circumstantial, right?
13:06Oh, my God.
13:08This.
13:08Pardon?
13:10Nothing.
13:12I'm the medical officer.
13:14It's reassuring, isn't it, man?
13:17Well, then.
13:18I've got to give you men a stringent medical.
13:21It's important we ascertain your medical history and state of health.
13:24Right, Fletcher.
13:30Ever had crabs?
13:31No.
13:34No, I don't eat seafood.
13:38Lice?
13:39No.
13:40VD?
13:41No.
13:42Suffer from any illness?
13:47Bad feet.
13:48Suffer from any illness?
13:50Bad feet.
13:53Made a recent visit to a doctor or hospital?
13:55Only with me bad feet.
13:59Are you now, or have you at any time, been a practicing homosexual?
14:03What were these feet?
14:13Who'd have me?
14:16Right.
14:17You're A1.
14:18A1?
14:19Hang on, hang on.
14:20I can hardly walk here, Doctor.
14:21Fletcher.
14:24Everyone in this prison is trying to pull something.
14:27Lying about their feet, their eyesight, their teeth or their appendix.
14:32And on top of that, I've got a governor who's got fin rot.
14:34He's got what, Rock?
14:39Fish.
14:40Tropical bloody fish.
14:42Oh.
14:43Interest of his, is it, fish?
14:44Obsession.
14:45Oh.
14:46That and pigs.
14:47Oh, yeah.
14:51Yeah.
14:52He started a...
14:53Started a prison farm to indulge his interest in livestock.
14:58Oh.
14:59And it's the rest of us who had to look after it.
15:01Yeah.
15:01His pigs and his, his fish and his, his pet jersey cow.
15:07I'm a man of medicine, not a vet.
15:09Half the pills in here are for animals.
15:12Prisoner came in yesterday with earache.
15:14I gave him pills to dry up his milk.
15:16Oh, dear.
15:23I think you'll run off your feet, ain't you, Doctor?
15:25I cannot cope, man.
15:26Good job we're not bad feet like mine, eh?
15:29You're A1, I told you.
15:30Well, you see those flasks over there?
15:31I want you to fill one for me.
15:32What, from here?
15:42Behind the screen.
15:43Oh, behind the screen, yes.
15:45Right, here's the...
15:46Oh, that one, did you, Fletcher?
15:48What, what?
15:49Prison shoes for you, eh?
15:50All right, sonny, Jim, all right.
15:52Lose a few, lose a few.
15:54I learnt something very important there about the governor, didn't I?
15:57He likes tropical fish, doesn't he?
15:58That's another priority for your first day, that is.
16:01Know your governor.
16:03Hey, Fletcher.
16:04What?
16:05What does he mean by practising homosexual?
16:07Well, I ain't quite got it right yet.
16:11Cheers.
16:11Hey, young.
16:17Will we be eating with everyone else tonight?
16:19Don't be in too much of hurry to move in with the other lot, mate.
16:22Bunch of criminals, they are.
16:25Don't eat too much of this, either.
16:27Otherwise, you'll dull your palate for tonight's piss to raise his stance.
16:32What'd you like it to be?
16:33It's like it to be grey, grimy, lumpy and lukewarm.
16:36That's what it's like it to be.
16:37I told you, say, he was a muslin.
16:40Sheep's eyes.
16:41Where?
16:41What?
16:42Sheep's eyes?
16:43What muslins eat?
16:45Figs, desert, woodies and things.
16:47Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:48Thank you, Lawrence of Arabia.
16:51Hey, boy, didn't you put down muslin?
16:53I don't need to, do I?
16:54I'm going to be working in the kitchen, ain't I?
16:56Eh?
16:57Put down to allocators as jobs yet.
16:59I know, but you see that screw there, that tall one standing up?
17:01The tall one, eh?
17:02Barrowcloth.
17:03Looks like Arthur Aski on stilts.
17:05Well, I've got him like that, see.
17:08Putty in my hands, he is.
17:09He'll see me all right.
17:10How come?
17:11Came up from Brixton with him, didn't I?
17:13I was handcuffed to him, wasn't I?
17:15Bound to establish a rapport with a chap when you're handcuffed to him over a long trip,
17:18ain't you?
17:19Oh, you must do.
17:20Especially when you go to the lavatory.
17:23Oh, you've got a sense of humour, have you?
17:24That's good.
17:25That'll come in handy, yeah.
17:26During the grim nightmare of your next two years.
17:29Two years.
17:30That'll go out of me mind.
17:31Look, the important thing is to remember who you once was, right?
17:36Just retain a bit of it intact up here.
17:38That's all you've got to do.
17:39Don't get bitter or militant or try to screw the system, because it'll only screw you.
17:44Just keep your nose clean, bide your time, do your porridge, all right?
17:48I'm only here due to tragic circumstances.
17:50Oh?
17:50Which were?
17:51I got caught.
17:51Yeah, we've all suffered a few tragedies like that.
17:57No, it's my fiancée, Denise.
17:59She's got this nice flat in a tower block in Smethwick.
18:02Well, it's a mam's-like.
18:02Very nice.
18:03Overlooks the M6.
18:04Oh, lovely.
18:05So I thought I'd get her some nice things for it, like.
18:07I thought I'd collect them from nearby flats, then I wouldn't have far to cart them.
18:10So I did the flat next door, because I knew he'd be away, like.
18:14Because he drives a juggernaut from West Bromwich to Brussels.
18:16Yeah.
18:16And he got a ponchard just outside Coventry and come home and kicked me head in.
18:20Ramsgate.
18:24What?
18:25Took the wife.
18:27Took the wife where, Mr Eslop?
18:29To see Lawrence of Arabia.
18:33Was rain in sea, couldn't go on the beach at Ramsgate, took her to the pictures.
18:38Rain's a lot in Ramsgate.
18:41Rain the next day.
18:43I told you it would, didn't I?
18:44But she'd seen the film at the other cinema, so we had to come home.
18:48Although we did stop for a cup of tea at a sister's in sick cup.
18:56Why don't you put all that on a picture postcard and send it to Tony Blackburn's Magic Moments?
19:02What?
19:02You know, the thing I'm going to miss about not sharing a cell with you two is the cut and thrust of your intellectual conversation.
19:08Won't we all be in together?
19:10No, I'm going to have a cell on my own, ain't I?
19:12I don't like sharing with people.
19:14I don't like dominoes and cribbage and other people's sweaty feet.
19:17I'd prefer a single cell, because I want to study.
19:20Study?
19:21Yeah.
19:21I've had an education.
19:22I've got an O-level in geography.
19:24Have you?
19:24Oh, that'll come in handy, won't it?
19:26If there's an escape party, you're bound to be on it, because you'll know the way to Carlisle Station, aren't you?
19:32It's interesting geography.
19:34It's all part of education.
19:35I know, but you can't use it, can you?
19:37You can't make a career out of it, can you?
19:39I mean, the only person who learns geography is the chap who's going to teach the other person geography, ain't he?
19:44I mean, it doesn't do you any good.
19:45What's the good of knowing what the capital of Siam is?
19:47Or what an isthmus is, eh?
19:49I don't have to use geography.
19:50I could learn a trade, they said.
19:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
19:53Yeah, in theory, yes.
19:54Yes, you can come out of here with a diploma in some honourable occupation, like house decorating or shoe repairing.
20:00Yeah, yeah.
20:01Or you could become a welder.
20:03There's a riveting profession.
20:05Get it?
20:06Get it?
20:06What?
20:09Never mind.
20:10Just keep eating.
20:12Well, and I'll be able to learn a trade, then.
20:14Well, there's a lot of things you can learn in here, yeah.
20:16You can be an expert, yeah.
20:18Like stealing a car or opening a safe, forging a banknote.
20:22Yeah, a chap called Charlie Mossop I was in Maidstone with.
20:24He was the first offender, he was.
20:26By the time he come out, he was a brilliant forger.
20:28But brilliant.
20:30He only went in for reckless driving.
20:33I said, I'm just trying.
20:35I want to go straight.
20:38How old are you, son?
20:4023.
20:4123, and you want to go straight?
20:43What kind of talk is that, eh?
20:45You've got your whole life before you, mate.
20:47What's a nismas?
20:49You...
20:49Oh, no.
20:51Nismas is a thing in geography, all right?
20:54It's a geographical thing that they use as a term for geographical.
20:57It's a strip of land joining together two larger pieces of land.
21:00Strip of land, all right.
21:01See, education.
21:02I'm not saying don't put down for educational classes.
21:06Oh, that's a different matter.
21:08Archaeology, current affairs, pottery.
21:09I'm putting down for all them, yeah.
21:11You get an hour in a nice warm classroom, don't you?
21:14And in luck, you get a lady teacher.
21:16See a bit of thigh when she drops a chalk.
21:17Oh, yeah.
21:19Nothing wrong with education, mate, yeah.
21:24Tom.
21:28Here.
21:29All right, we're not being impolite, Lenny.
21:30It's just that me and him, we've been inside before.
21:33You see, inside, he has snouts like gold, innit?
21:35He was mad to give us them, wasn't he, eh?
21:37But you took them.
21:38Of course we took them.
21:38Well, you've got to learn the hard way, ain't you?
21:40I'll be learning not to be so bleeding lavish, haven't you?
21:43Not Paul Getty, you know.
21:45Just light one and share it round between the three of us.
21:48That's the idea.
21:50All right, come on, lads.
21:51Drink up, shall we?
21:52Ah.
21:53What's next on the agenda, Mr. Baradlove?
21:54Well, we've got to see the governor, haven't we?
21:56Now, come on, clear all this up and put that back out.
21:58Oh.
21:59All right.
22:01Waste not, want not.
22:03Here.
22:04I said you've got to learn the hard way, mate, haven't you?
22:06Come on.
22:06Clear up, clear off.
22:07Go on.
22:10Um.
22:11Did you, er, did you manage to get what I asked for, Mr. Baradlove?
22:14Why, well, they haven't got very much in the library.
22:17I've just got this, er, this little booklet, Know Your Tropical Fish.
22:21Oh, that's nice, isn't it?
22:22Yeah, yeah.
22:23Because it's hobby of mine, see, tropical fish.
22:25Oh, really?
22:25By a strange coincidence, it's the governor's hobby, too.
22:28No.
22:29Really?
22:29Oh.
22:30Oh, I'd never have guessed that.
22:31Yes, he likes all animals, you know.
22:33He's on the local committee of the RSPCA.
22:37Between you and me, I think he'd be better off running a zoo than a prison.
22:40Oh, well, caged animals, you see, Mr. Baradlove, we're all the same, ain't we?
22:44Talking to cages, you have tried to get me one facing south, haven't you, ain't?
22:48And I must be on my own, because I don't like sharing, you know.
22:50This boy's all right, but he sniffs a lot.
22:52As for Eslop, well, he's not really on my intellectual level, know what I mean?
22:56Come to think of it, I don't think he's on anybody's intellectual level, really.
22:59If the governor did start a zoo, he'd be the chief attraction, he would.
23:03What's an esmos?
23:04Yes, well, you know, Fletcher.
23:05Eh?
23:06Fletcher, you've got to understand, you see, that I'm a prison officer and you are a prisoner.
23:11You must recognise that relationship.
23:13I mean, I'm not here to be cajoned or coerced into doing what you want, whenever you want it.
23:20Oh, Mr. Baradlove, of course you're not.
23:22I mean, would I ever?
23:24Well, as long as that's clearly understood.
23:27Come on, I got him up, get up!
23:43Come on, I got him up!
23:44Come on, I got him up!
23:46Come on, I got him up!
23:48Come on, Fletcher.
23:50Come on, Fletcher.
23:52Come on, Fletcher.
23:53Come on, Fletcher, lead him.
24:05Let's head left, right, left, right.
24:07Oh, stand straight.
24:08Come on, Fletcher, got by hand, sort.
24:10stand still thank you mr. Mackay now you may have been sent here for varying
24:17offenses and for varying terms of imprisonment this is not a top-grade
24:21security prison you are C-class prisoners however if any of you abuse
24:27the less stringent security measures which we enforce here you will quickly
24:31find that we are on you like a ton of Fletcher are you listening
24:37sorry mr. Venable certainly I couldn't help noticing your aquarium sounds it's
24:41a hobby of mine that indoor fish tropical fish all right Fletcher sorry mr. Mackay
24:46only there's one thing bothering me sir what is bothering you Fletcher well it's
24:50only a first impression sir but I've got a feeling your four-eyed butterfly fish is
24:54suffering from a touch of finran sir
25:07crafty old murky oh I'll Fletcher hang on a minute I'm just finishing this report on
25:13artificial insemination that the governor lent me fell for it didn't it really
25:17believed you I'm interested in fishing livestock yeah a bit of a bad day has it
25:21I told you that what you told him today would condition how tolerable your life
25:25is gonna be in here I think he was impressed by me O level in geography
25:29all right lads on your feet exam is up it's been a full and exciting day oh
25:33firstly Godberg your shoes by courtesy of the M.O. here how did you work that
25:38told him about me flat fee which he believed Fletcher young Godberg still has some
25:43credibility unlike yourself now I'm afraid we're gonna have to break up this
25:48lovely threesome one of you is moving to a single quite right only right not so
25:53fast Fletcher hey Godberg get your things together
25:56copper what is copper here could have a cell on his own is he governor thought
26:02that we'd be more conducive to study but that would be nice I didn't fancy
26:05sharing no offense what about no offense to me then you're gonna leave me here
26:09with a brain of Britain all right Fletcher there'll be three of you there'll be
26:15three of you we're moving Evans in here oh no not Evans not that Welsh
26:19lunatic who eats electric light bulbs only when he can't get razor blades
26:26permission to grab beard jobs kitchen Godberg oh that'll be nice or warm and
26:35second helpings library
26:37head slop
26:41library
26:43he's illiterate look here I read the book once green it was
26:50green it was
26:53listen why's he got the kitchen he should be breaking rocks first go paying his dues this is victimization this is
26:59look Mr. Mackay I'm an old hand here isn't I I should have a job of fitting my seniority shouldn't I
27:07special duties
27:09special duties
27:11now what
27:13special duties
27:15who's the governor's blue-eyed boy aye
27:17oh
27:19so them special duties oh well yes well we did establish a certain rapport yes yes which was cemented by our mutual interest in all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small
27:27yes
27:29yes governor said you're just the man he's been waiting for oh well that's all right then that's right then huh kitchen God buried your heart out
27:37green it was
27:39morning pleasure
27:41morning sir
27:43it always gives me great pleasure to place a man in a job where he gets real fulfillment fulfillment yes sir yes thank you sir
27:49that article in the farmers weekly did you finish it
27:59uh no no I'm afraid I didn't sir no uh
28:03I would have done uh
28:05only Evans had it
28:07laughs
28:11although
28:13uh
28:17more
28:21uh
28:23more
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