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01:32Leisure centre, hello?
01:36A booking?
01:37Yes. Yes.
01:39Yes, Mr Bushes is away. Until next Monday.
01:4440 people for a badminton tournament.
01:47This Friday. Yes.
01:50Yes!
01:51We look forward to seeing you.
01:53OK, bye.
01:55We've got a booking. Really?
01:59Leisure centre, hello?
02:01Yes, yes, until Monday.
02:03He's on a management conference in Bulgaria.
02:05The swimming pool for a children's party.
02:08And it has to be this week.
02:10Um...
02:11How about Saturday?
02:12I told you. Word's getting round.
02:18Morning, Carol.
02:20Oh!
02:21It's all right. It's only me.
02:23I'm sorry, Mrs British. It's just...
02:24Is Laura upstairs?
02:25Yes, I think so.
02:32No, he's away.
02:34Yes.
02:34I'm his secretary. Can I help, please?
02:36I'll just see if the hall's free.
02:37One minute, please.
02:38Um...
02:38Saturday morning.
02:40Um...
02:40No, no. I can do the afternoon, though.
02:43Right, right. I'll put the dinner.
02:44OK, yeah, bye.
02:45That's definite for Wednesday, is it?
02:49Mrs British!
02:51Sorry to interrupt, Laura.
02:52It's rather serious news, I'm afraid.
02:54PHONE RINGS
02:55We're already busy.
02:56Yeah, we've got a bit of a rush on.
02:58Well, the maximum was ten.
03:00Mr British will be really pleased when he gets back.
03:02Yeah, I'm afraid not.
03:03Hello. Sorry?
03:05Gordon's not coming back.
03:06That's what I came to tell you.
03:08Um, one moment, please.
03:10Really?
03:12He's dead.
03:13I thought he was in Bulgaria.
03:16Yes.
03:16He's dead in Bulgaria.
03:20But that's awful.
03:23Um, come and sit down.
03:25Julie, I think Mrs British might like a cup of tea.
03:27Oh, I'd prefer a coffee if it was possible.
03:30A cup of coffee, right.
03:32And, er, I know I shouldn't, but perhaps a doughnut?
03:41I just can't believe it. It's terrible.
03:43Oh, mine's all right.
03:45Oh.
03:46Yes.
03:47Sorry.
03:48Yes, yes.
03:48Quite ghastly, isn't it?
03:50And this was yesterday?
03:51Just after lunch.
03:52What was he doing in a car factory?
03:54I thought it was a sports conference.
03:56I don't think it matters much in Bulgaria.
03:58I think they show everyone around the car factory.
04:00Had he had a heart attack or something?
04:02No, he fell over the top of a safety fence into a steel press.
04:06What do you mean he was flattened?
04:08Well, no.
04:09More sort of curved, really.
04:11They were making the offside wing of a Skoda.
04:14They had a terrible job trying to identify them.
04:17They'd already punched out the hole for the headlamp before they could stop the machine.
04:21So how did they?
04:22Well, fortunately, the one thing left sticking out the side of the machine was his hand and it still had
04:26his ring on.
04:27A man from the foreign office brought it round this morning in a jiffy bag.
04:32It's definitely Gordon's.
04:33I recognise the misprint.
04:36Climb every mountain, fork every stream.
04:41How could he fall over a safety fence?
04:44Yes.
04:44I mean, they're sure it was an accident, are they?
04:48What?
04:48Oh, I see what you mean.
04:50Yes, I know what you mean.
04:50But no, I think this time it honestly was.
04:53Apparently it had a lot of the local brandy at lunch.
04:55Oh, dear.
04:57Oh, Tom was very sweet about it.
04:59Who?
05:00My youngest.
05:01Asked if they'd have to make a very wide, thin coffin.
05:06They say the funniest things, children, don't they?
05:10Anyway, that's the situation.
05:12And I just wanted you all to know that County have put me in charge,
05:16with Colin as my deputy, until a new manager can be appointed.
05:20Carol, is that Ben I can hear?
05:22I'm sorry, Lois.
05:23Why didn't you bring him in?
05:25Well, Mr British always...
05:26Well, I don't think anyone would object.
05:27No, no.
05:28No, no.
05:30Thank you, Laura.
05:33Now, I know it's been a long day and you all want to get home, but there is just...
05:36Yes, Gavin?
05:36I was just wondering if it was possible to see the body.
05:40I shouldn't have thought so.
05:41But he is definitely dead.
05:45Someone's tested him, have they?
05:46With a mirror for breathing and things?
05:49I don't know.
05:50Well, have any vital organs been donated?
05:52Heart?
05:53Lungs?
05:53There weren't any vital organs left to donate, Tim.
05:56He was crushed in a steel press.
05:57All of him?
05:58Except for one hand, yes.
05:59Oh.
06:00Anything else?
06:01No, no.
06:01That sounds fine.
06:04I think Colin just wants to say something about the funeral.
06:06Yes.
06:07Mrs British has gone for the Wednesday, if that's all right.
06:10Because of the children's piano lessons.
06:13It's at 2.30.
06:15And the party's straight afterwards in the pub opposite the crematorium.
06:19Thank you, Colin.
06:20Well, unless there's anything else.
06:21One thing.
06:22Would it be all right if I swapped hall duty with Linda on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons?
06:26Does Linda mind?
06:26No, that's fine.
06:27Okay, if you could make a note of that, Julie.
06:29Anybody got any other changes they'd like to make?
06:31Yes.
06:36It's nice to see him getting used to the daylight, isn't it?
06:39His colour's improved already.
06:41Hasn't it?
06:42And it's so much better for him being out of the draw.
06:46Yes, sir.
06:47I was wondering about a game of squash.
06:50Right.
06:50The trouble is, I'm playing somebody who hasn't been here before.
06:53Now, he's got the two references from registered property holders,
06:56but not the doctor's certificate.
06:57No, no.
06:58That's perfectly all right.
07:00Court two is free.
07:01Oh.
07:02Well, in that case, just the booking slip for me and the application form for him.
07:05No, no.
07:06You don't need anything like that.
07:07Not anymore.
07:08How long would you like?
07:10I thought we were only allowed 20 minutes.
07:11No, whatever you want.
07:13Well, um, half an hour then.
07:17Tell me, the man who used to... the manager?
07:21He's dead.
07:23In Bulgaria.
07:25Are you sure?
07:26Oh, I've got to fax through a copy of the certificate.
07:28He's dead all right.
07:31Would you mind if I made a few phone calls?
07:33Oh, of course.
08:01Oh, of course.
08:28A junior ticket for this week.
08:30Just the one?
08:30Yes, you'll probably want to spectate us.
08:32I will want to, yes, thanks always.
08:34Excuse me, excuse me, please, excuse me, please.
08:37Oh, Carol, any mail for me?
08:39Yes, of course, I'll just have a look.
08:42She's in the middle of serving me, actually.
08:44Quite right, Madam.
08:45Carol, we'd better finish serving this lady first.
08:47And let's not forget our manners, shall we?
08:48How can I help you?
08:50And a smile.
08:51Huh?
08:55All right, everyone, don't panic.
08:57Carol, I am the manager.
08:59If you'd just like to let me through, please.
09:01Thank you very much.
09:02Excuse me, thank you very much.
09:04Carol?
09:05Carol?
09:06Come on, Carol.
09:07Excuse me.
09:09I'll be with you as soon as I can, Madam,
09:11but I think the welfare of my staff has to be my first priority.
09:15Carol?
09:16Hello, Britta's here.
09:18If anyone's free at the moment,
09:19could they please come to reception and give me a hand?
09:22Hello?
09:23Hello?
09:24Can anyone hear me?
09:27Is anyone there?
09:28Mr. Britta's, is that you?
09:32If anyone is there, could they please come to the intercom?
09:36Mr. Britta's, it's Colin.
09:39Can you hear me?
09:42Colin, at last.
09:44Where are you, Mr. Britta's?
09:47I'm in reception, Colin.
09:49A slight emergency.
09:50Can you help?
09:51In reception?
09:52I have Carol's body out here.
09:56You've got Carol's body?
09:58That's what I said, Colin.
10:00It's just collapsed on me.
10:02If you could just come and give me a hand, please.
10:05I'd better put some clothes on first, Mr. Britta's.
10:08Well, hurry up, will you?
10:10Right, if someone could help me get her on a chair, please.
10:15Colin.
10:15Oh!
10:17Are you all right, Colin?
10:18Tim!
10:19You look as if you've seen a ghost.
10:21I can never believe what's just happened.
10:25Right.
10:26We take her head and put it down between her knees.
10:29Excuse me.
10:30I'll get you a ticket for the pool as soon as I...
10:32Please, I just want my money back.
10:34Pardon?
10:35Well, I gave your receptionist a £10 note before she fainted.
10:40Well, she hasn't got it now.
10:42I think it might have fallen down her cleavage.
10:45What?
10:46Well, when she saw you just now, she went...
10:49And I think it fell down her front.
10:52I can't see anything.
10:54It might have fallen further down.
10:57It's all the money I've got.
10:58It's my bus fare.
10:59I can't get home without it.
11:01All right, all right.
11:02I'll have a look.
11:08It's all right, Carol.
11:09Just looking for something.
11:11I'll tell you what.
11:11I'll give you the money out of my pocket.
11:14And take it out of her wages, all right?
11:17Now, Carol, are you feeling any better?
11:19How can I help you?
11:21With a smile.
11:22Good.
11:23Now, I think it's best if I take over here at the desk.
11:25You're going to have a lie down, all right?
11:27How can I help you?
11:28And tell Colin to hurry up, will you?
11:30Smile.
11:30Ladies and gentlemen,
11:32I'm not actually supposed to be until tomorrow,
11:34but duty calls.
11:35Madam.
11:36A junior ticket for the swimming pool, please.
11:38How can he be back, Colin?
11:40He's dead.
11:41I mean, we burnt him.
11:43Exactly.
11:44That's why he's had to take over her body.
11:47Whose body?
11:48Carol's.
11:48But he hasn't got complete control over it yet.
11:51It keeps collapsing on him.
11:52She's probably resisting him in some way.
11:58Mr. Brittas?
11:58Oh!
12:01Yes.
12:03It's wonderful to have you back, Mr. Brittas.
12:07How can I help you?
12:11Unfortunately, madam, it's not quite as simple as that.
12:13Would that it were.
12:15You see, if your son isn't a junior dolphin,
12:17then we don't let him in unaccompanied.
12:19However, joining doesn't actually cost any money.
12:22It's just a question of feeling in a fall.
12:25You see?
12:26So, it's just name and address,
12:28parents' national insurance number,
12:30standard of swimming on a scale of one to ten,
12:33or as we have it here,
12:34shrimp to kill a whale.
12:36Two recent photographs,
12:38a lot of people find the machine at the station very useful,
12:41and some means of identification,
12:43like a library card or savings book.
12:45But I don't understand.
12:46Yesterday, someone said you could just walk in and...
12:49Oh, he can.
12:50Once it's a junior dolphin,
12:51as long as he remembers his membership card.
12:53Now, I'd be grateful if you'd read the rules for the centre,
12:56and these are the rules for the pool itself,
12:59and I'd draw your attention particularly
13:00to this section here on foot hygiene.
13:04And the next, please.
13:05How can I help you, sir?
13:07Laura, look,
13:09could you come down to reception?
13:12Thanks.
13:15Now, you are sure you saw him, are you, Carol?
13:17He's out there to you, I swear it.
13:20He came towards me through the crowd,
13:22getting nearer,
13:24and nearer,
13:27that everything went black.
13:29Oh, Colin, what's happening to me?
13:31Well, my theory is
13:32that he's left the spiritual plane,
13:35and he's looking for some vehicle
13:37which will enable him to re-enter
13:38our physical world.
13:40A vehicle?
13:41You mean Carol?
13:42No.
13:42No, obviously,
13:43Carol's body didn't suit him.
13:46Actually, if you think about it,
13:47he was always very keen on physical fitness.
13:50So, whose body will he take?
13:52Well, I don't know if you've ever read any
13:54Dennis Wheatley,
13:56but they usually go for children.
13:58They're the easiest, you see.
14:00My baby!
14:01Oh, God!
14:02He's going to take my baby!
14:04Ooh, well, I don't know
14:06who could have told you that.
14:07The rule for the squash courts
14:08is perfectly clear.
14:09Only 20 minutes per booking.
14:11That way, everyone gets a chance.
14:13Oh, Laura, thank goodness.
14:15Mr. Brittus?
14:17I was beginning to think
14:19all the staff around here had died.
14:21No, no, we're fine, Mr. Brittus.
14:23How are you?
14:25First things first, Laura.
14:27I was wondering if you could do something about this.
14:28I presume it's Carol's.
14:30Yes, where is Carol?
14:32She's had one of her turns, I'm afraid.
14:34I've sent her off to lie down.
14:35Honestly, Laura,
14:36it's been absolute bedlam
14:37ever since I got back.
14:38No receptionist,
14:40unbelievable cues
14:40and a screaming baby.
14:42I've had to ask Colleen
14:43three times to take over,
14:45but he's never turned up.
14:48Why is Gavin staring at me like that?
14:50Sorry, Mr. Brittus.
14:51Lee, would you take Ben up to my office, please?
14:55Now, this man wants to borrow a squash racket
14:57and there's no sign of the loan book.
14:59What's going on around here, Laura?
15:01You've got to talk to him, Carol.
15:03You've got to plead with him not to do it.
15:06But he's dead.
15:08Try the intercom.
15:09That's how Colin did it.
15:11I just pushed the button.
15:15Upstairs?
15:15The loan book isn't doing a lot of good upstairs,
15:18is it, Laura?
15:19Could you bring it down for me, please?
15:21And, Gavin?
15:22Yes, Mr. Brittus?
15:23I noticed from the booking sheet
15:24that some people have been spending
15:25nearly an hour on the squash courts.
15:27Just go and tell them to leave, will you?
15:30Politely, of course.
15:31We don't want to upset them
15:32or they won't come back again.
15:33All right?
15:34Right, Mr. Brittus.
15:36Yes, Squire?
15:37Well, I wonder if I could just...
15:38Hello?
15:39Is anybody out there?
15:41What is it now, Carol?
15:43Mr. Brittus!
15:44Carol, I'm already trying to deal with
15:46five things at once out here.
15:47Just tell me what it is, will you?
15:48You've got my baby, Mr. Brittus.
15:51Yes?
15:52Take my body, please, Mr. Brittus!
15:57I don't want your body, Carol.
15:59I'm a little bit beyond things like that
16:01at the moment, thank you very much.
16:03Where's my baby?
16:06Your baby, you...
16:07I've no idea exactly where your baby is, Carol,
16:10but I can assure you it's all right.
16:11Now, would you or Colin please get out here?
16:14Honestly, that woman gets worse and worse.
16:16Now, how can I help you?
16:17I wondered if I could have some change for the telephone.
16:23Unfortunately, that just isn't possible
16:25for three main reasons.
16:27Firstly, giving change involves opening the till
16:29without anything actually registering on the roll,
16:32and that can look rather suspicious to our auditors.
16:34Secondly, we start the day with a float
16:36calculated on the amount of business averaged
16:39during the preceding three days,
16:41and we don't want to upset the balance.
16:43And thirdly, it's far too time-consuming.
16:47All right.
16:49The loan book for you, Mr. Brittis.
16:52Thank you, Laura.
16:53That seems to be the last of them.
16:54Could we have a little talk, Mr. Brittis?
16:56Of course.
16:57We'll go to my office, shall we?
17:00Uh, uh...
17:02Presents for the family, Laura.
17:03Nothing expensive,
17:04but as you'll realise one day yourself, Laura,
17:07the important thing is letting them know
17:08they weren't forgotten.
17:09Have you seen your wife since you got back, Mr. Brittis?
17:11Not yet, Laura, no.
17:12I'm planning on giving you a little surprise.
17:17Dead?
17:18They were very definite.
17:20You thought I was dead?
17:22We had a funeral and everything.
17:23On Wednesday.
17:24Linda did the flowers.
17:26Hey?
17:29We even had this made.
17:32Gordon Brittis,
17:33crushed to death,
17:34Bulgaria,
17:36June 1991.
17:38Erected in gratitude by his staff.
17:45If you're not dead, Mr. Brittis,
17:48what happened?
17:49If you must know, Laura,
17:51I've spent the last eight days
17:52locked in a chicken hutch.
17:55Why?
17:57I haven't the faintest idea, Laura.
17:59It was my first day in the hotel.
18:01I was just going down to the manager
18:03to complain about the size of the towels.
18:05Not the first thing I'd had to complain about,
18:07I might add,
18:08when this bag was dropped over my head.
18:10Next thing I knew,
18:11I was sitting in me underwear
18:12up to me neck in feathers.
18:15Good Lord.
18:17Eight days, Laura,
18:18that took me clothes,
18:19me wallet,
18:19even the ringer book,
18:20my 21st birthday.
18:22The ring?
18:23I'm not a man given to moaning,
18:25Laura,
18:25but it wasn't easy.
18:27Nothing to eat but raw eggs and corn.
18:30Sharing a water dropper
18:32with 38 Bulgarian bantoms.
18:34If I ever find the man who did it,
18:36I'll flatten him.
18:38I'd rather think somebody already has.
18:40What?
18:41Of course.
18:42They squashed the wrong man.
18:45What are you talking about?
18:46It must have been the man
18:47who took your clothes.
18:49What?
18:50They said you'd been crushed
18:51in a steel press,
18:52Mr. Brittus.
18:53Well,
18:54that's what they told your wife.
18:56Helen thinks I'm dead.
18:58Well,
18:58yes.
18:59That's why she organised
19:00the funeral.
19:01My God,
19:02poor Helen.
19:03She must have been through hell.
19:04Look,
19:05I'd better get back
19:05and give her the good news.
19:06Would you like me to ring her?
19:08No,
19:08thanks,
19:08Laura.
19:08I'd rather do it myself.
19:10This sort of thing
19:10can be a bit of a shock
19:11if it's not done properly.
19:15Phone Helen.
19:18Was there any mail for me?
19:20Well,
19:20no.
19:21Everyone thought you were dead.
19:24Right.
19:28He doesn't know,
19:29does he?
19:30Carol?
19:32Carol?
19:33Hang on.
19:34This sometimes works.
19:41What's happening?
19:42Where am I?
19:42It's all right,
19:43Carol.
19:43Ben,
19:44what are they doing to you?
19:45Ben!
19:52My baby!
19:55Ben!
19:56Ben!
19:58Ben!
20:21That's a Bulgarian sport.
20:23You've got to organise
20:24a decent carrier bag.
20:35My baby!
20:37You devil monster!
20:41Mr. Brittas!
20:43Oh,
20:43Colleen,
20:43the very man.
20:44Clear that lot up for me,
20:45will you?
20:45You're alive!
20:46Laura just told me.
20:48Well done,
20:48Colleen.
20:48That's the spirit.
20:50Mr. Brittas,
20:50I can't even warn you.
20:52It's all my fault
20:53that she got upset
20:54when I told her
20:54that you were a disembodied spirit
20:56roaming the centre.
20:57Hold it,
20:57hold it,
20:58Colleen.
20:58Let's take this thing
20:59one step at a time,
21:00shall we?
21:00Now,
21:01who's upset?
21:01Carol,
21:02she thinks you're dead.
21:03She's very,
21:03very upset.
21:04That seems perfectly
21:05understandable to me,
21:06Colleen.
21:06Aye,
21:06but she thinks
21:07you've taken a baby.
21:09I'm going to have
21:10to leave this one
21:11to you,
21:11Colleen.
21:11I'm urgently required
21:12at home.
21:13Have a quiet word
21:14with her,
21:14see if you can
21:14sort it out,
21:15all right?
21:16Bye.
21:17Bye.
21:19Bye.
21:19Bye.
21:20Bye.
21:21Bye.
21:23Bye.
21:25Bye.
21:25Bye.
21:27Bye.
21:27Bye.
21:31Bye.
21:34Bye.
21:41Bye.
21:42Carol,
21:42what are you doing?
21:47Look,
21:48she thinks you've got
21:48her baby in the back.
21:50What?
21:50The baby in the back?
21:53That's not a baby.
21:55Bye.
21:59It's just a doll!
22:05It's just a doll!
22:10It's a doll!
22:29How long's he going to be?
22:31Sorry, Mr. British.
22:32It's not a problem, is there, Laura?
22:34No, no, Mr. British.
22:35I'm sure he won't be long.
22:40You won't put it on my CV, will you, Mr. British?
22:44I thought you were a zombie stealing the body of my child
22:48to get perpetual youth.
22:50Just go and lie down, will you, Carol?
23:00Well, we've got a moment, Mr. British.
23:02Perhaps this is a good time to say, on behalf of everybody,
23:05how very glad we are that you're alive
23:07and you're back with us.
23:11Hear, hear.
23:12Yes, hear, hear.
23:14I've got the quarters, Mr. British.
23:19Mind your fingers.
23:24Be careful, Colin.
23:25Linda.
23:27Did you manage to phone Mrs. British yet?
23:29I've been trying every two minutes.
23:30It's still engaged.
23:33And the other thing we need is wine glasses.
23:36How many wine glasses do you want, Mrs. British?
23:39150.
23:40She says 150.
23:42Same address as the marquee, yeah.
23:50You look wonderful, Mrs. British.
23:53You don't think it's a bit over the top?
23:54Er, not at all.
23:56He's a very lucky man.
23:58Oh, thanks.
24:18Then there's the food, wine, chairs, tables, floor decorations.
24:22The children are with Mrs. Bastable, are they?
24:24Yes, Laura's picking them up and taking them to the church.
24:26Thanks, Julie.
24:28Now, is there anything I've forgotten?
24:30Hello, darling.
24:31I'm home.
24:35It's all right, darling.
24:37The nightmare's over.
24:38I'm back.
24:47You're getting married?
24:48Well, not now, obviously.
24:50I've only been gone a week.
24:52Eight days.
24:54I can't believe this.
24:56Gordon, you were dead.
24:58We cremated you on Wednesday.
25:00Your ashes are scattered over the long jump pit, just like you said.
25:04Who to?
25:05What?
25:06This chap you're going to marry after I've been gone eight days.
25:09Do I know him?
25:09I don't think so.
25:11I only met him on Wednesday.
25:13Wednesday?
25:14At the crematorium.
25:16Michael was a bit early for his and we were a bit late for yours.
25:21We forgot talking.
25:23Wednesday?
25:23You met him on Wednesday and you're getting married?
25:26Well, you always said that if anything...
25:27You've only been a widow for three days.
25:30What did I always say?
25:31You said that I shouldn't live in the past.
25:34You made me promise that if anything ever happened to you, I'd marry again.
25:37I thought it might take a bit longer than three days.
25:40You said it was important for the children.
25:43You said they ought to have a father figure all day.
25:45Wednesday?
25:46Oh, that'll be the Rolls Royce.
25:49I'd better go and tell him.
25:51Wednesday?
25:54I'm sorry.
25:55We don't need you any more.
25:56I'm very sorry for all your trouble.
25:58Thank you for coming.
26:00Thanks.
26:00Bye.
26:03Who chose the hymns?
26:05What?
26:06For the memorial service.
26:08I was just wondering who chose this one.
26:09If I had a hammer.
26:12I think that one was the children.
26:15I thought there ought to be one they knew and could join in on.
26:19Otherwise, all good stuff.
26:20God moves and it's all good stuff.
26:21In a mysterious way.
26:23Now, thank we all our God.
26:28Many people turn up for this thing, did they?
26:31About 1,200, I think.
26:34As many as that.
26:37In the end, they had to broadcast it on loudspeakers to the people outside.
26:43But why?
26:44I'm just a simple manager of a leisure centre.
26:47I think Laura put something in the paper that anyone who wanted to say a final goodbye
26:51should come to the church.
26:53Well, a lot of people did.
26:55Do you know they erected a memorial for me back at the centre?
26:59Rather touching, I thought.
27:00Did they?
27:02Seems a shame to take it down, really.
27:04Perhaps if I'd brought it home, we could hang it in the hall.
27:07Be a bit of a talking point.
27:10I'm sorry, darling.
27:12What?
27:13If I seemed somewhat tetchy when I came in just now,
27:17I suppose a part of me was a little upset at the speed of it all.
27:19But I should have known, shouldn't I?
27:22What?
27:23Who but my little Helen, after a week of her husband's death,
27:27would be prepared to sacrifice herself to someone she hardly knew
27:30just for the sake of the children.
27:32Oh.
27:33You never cease to amaze me, my darling.
27:36Will he be very disappointed?
27:38Who?
27:38This Michael, the chap you were gonna...
27:40Oh, well, I think he will a bit, yes.
27:43He's not still expecting to turn up at the church, is he?
27:45Oh, God.
27:46I hadn't thought.
27:47Well, Helen, my love, you better get on that phone now
27:49and put him out of his misery.
27:51Yes.
27:51And give him the big thank you from me, will you?
27:53What?
27:54Anyone prepared to leap into the breach like that
27:57is someone I want to shake by the hand one day.
27:59Tell him I'll buy him a pint, eh?
28:01It's just...
28:02Michael!
28:03Yes, it's me.
28:05Oh, you've hurt, have you?
28:07Yes, it is rather, isn't it?
28:09No, no, not even injured.
28:11There's nothing wrong with him at all.
28:13What?
28:14Oh, he's...
28:15I think he wants to buy you a pint sometime.
28:18Then I'm going on, I'll get them back.
28:19Hello, hi.
28:20Oh, hi.
28:31Hello, hi, hi, hi.
28:33Hey, hi, hi, hi.
28:34Hi, hi.
28:39Hi, hi, hi.
28:41Hi, hi, hi.
28:42Hi, hi, hi.
28:42Hi, hi, hi, hi.
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