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00:00.
00:27Laura?
00:29Yes, it's me.
00:31I had a thought during the night.
00:33Did I ever tell you the four most important things to bear in mind when managing a leisure centre?
00:38It's no trouble, and it's quite easy to remember.
00:41It's people, people, people...
00:44You're quite right. That's a fourth one, shall we do?
00:47Hang on a second. Come in.
00:50Oh, yes. One moment, please, Laura.
00:52About breakfast, two things.
00:54I ordered Weetabix, and this is shredded wheat.
00:57Monsieur?
00:58Ici, c'est le wheat shreddide.
01:01Ce n'est pas le bix wheatain.
01:06Deux, j'ai demandé bread.
01:08That's a bun.
01:10All right.
01:12Laura.
01:13A lovely time, yes.
01:15I don't know why people keep laughing at the Belgians.
01:17They're not that bad. A bit dull, perhaps.
01:20Yes, there was one thing, Laura.
01:23Have you ever heard from Helen at all, have you?
01:26Yes, it's just I rang her last night to say I was back from dinner safely, round about 3am, and
01:31there was no reply.
01:33Yes, it is puzzling, isn't it?
01:34I phoned back at 4 o'clock, left it ringing 20 minutes, still nothing.
01:40If you could be so kind, Laura.
01:44And if I don't speak to you again before the interview?
01:47Yes, but if you don't, I hope it all goes well.
01:50Okay, bye.
01:52Morning, Carol.
01:53Sorry about this. We were a bit late getting up this morning.
01:55How was the holiday?
01:56Oh, not so bad, you know.
01:57Where did you go?
01:58Oh, on the first day, we took a bus out to visit Colin.
02:01Didn't eat anything, did you?
02:02No.
02:03No, they think it was probably the tea that caused the trouble.
02:06Did they?
02:07Unfortunately, poor Colin had hit his head on the lawnmower once earlier in the day,
02:11and they think they might have confused him into using the wrong tea caddy.
02:14Keep going, Carol.
02:16Well, in the other tin, he keeps these herbs, you know, that can paralyze parts of the body.
02:20And, you know, if he needs to sort of lance a boil or cut out a hookworm or something.
02:25And we had two mugs of it.
02:30Yes, Mr. British?
02:32Weeds on the back path.
02:34Okay, anything else?
02:36Lavatory paper.
02:37Right, okay.
02:38So I'll think weeds, people and lavatory paper.
02:41Oh, and Carol would like a word with you.
02:43Yes.
02:44Right.
02:45Hello, Miss Briggs.
02:47Yes, just a few notes for you.
02:49Um, the first one says, uh, I know where you live and I'm going to get you.
02:55And the others, uh, probably by the same people.
02:58I think we'll skip the others, Carol.
02:59Bye.
03:00Hello, Mr. British.
03:01Yes, it looks like Mr. Redwood again.
03:03Shall I call the police?
03:05Did they?
03:05Well, I won't bother.
03:07Okay, right.
03:09There's a man outside with a load of dust things, and he says, where do you want them?
03:12Thank you, Julie. I'll deal with it.
03:14Oh, uh, do we know if British has got the job?
03:15Not yet. Big interviews this morning.
03:17Well, maybe I should drop into church, light a candle or something.
03:21Well, don't think it's too late.
03:22When I called in, then he'll be all gone.
03:26Gavin.
03:26It's not a chance.
03:27Oh, go on, Gavin.
03:28You know I'm lousy with children.
03:29This is true, but it's still your turn.
03:31Good news, everybody.
03:33The dustbin strike is over.
03:35Oh.
03:35Do you mean they've given in?
03:37Well...
03:37I thought Mr. Britter said they weren't allowed on leisure centre property until they'd picked up that Malteser wrapper.
03:42As it happens, Linda, the wrapper has mysteriously disappeared.
03:46So they've left us some temporary dustbins, and they'll be around this evening with a skip to take away our
03:50rubbish mountain.
03:52Tim, all set for the children's party.
03:54Well...
03:54Tim, it is your turn.
03:56Now, you've got your costume and the hats, but I think it might be best not to give out the
03:59badges.
04:00Oh, it's just a little misprint.
04:02Gavin, I don't think it helps the centre to have people telling the world that they farted with Mr. Jolly.
04:08Oh, where am I?
04:09I rest my case.
04:11So sorry I'm late, Laura.
04:12I'm afraid I was slightly delayed at the hospital.
04:14It's all right, Colin.
04:15The Wart sister suggested one last stomach pump, which, interestingly enough, produced a crepity bit that can't have seen the
04:21light of days since the 70s.
04:24We'll talk about it later, shall we, Colin?
04:26All right, everybody, let's get started.
04:27With Mr. Britter's away, there may well be some customers.
04:31How's it going with him, Laura? Have we heard?
04:33Nothing definite.
04:34I do so hope he gets his job. It's very important to him.
04:37Very important to all of us, I think, Colin.
04:39Hello, Ellen.
04:40Have a word, Laura.
04:41Well, I am rather busy at the moment.
04:43It's all right, it's all right, I'm sorry, it was just a joke.
04:46Oh, perhaps you'd like to speak to Mr. Brittus, Colin.
04:49Mr. Brittus, how very nice to hear from you.
04:53It's Colin, Mr. Brittus.
04:55Toilet cleaner.
04:57I'm on my will.
04:59Mrs. Farrell?
05:00Yes?
05:00I'm afraid Mrs. Brittus was taken into custody last night, charged with a rather serious offence.
05:05Ellen?
05:06With her husband away, we thought she ought to be with someone.
05:09She has to return to the police station at four o'clock for further questioning.
05:13I see.
05:14Would you mind?
05:16Oh, no, no, of course not.
05:20Helen, what have you done?
05:24No problem, Mr. Brittus.
05:25I've done a quick squirt in every ball.
05:29Which way would you like me to go now, Mr. Brittus?
05:32Right.
05:34Right you are, Mr. Brittus.
05:35Then you go left, then straight down the corridor and through the door at the end.
05:40What do you mean there's a wall?
05:42It's supposed to be a fire door there, Colin.
05:44Well, wherever it is, just go through it.
05:47Come in.
05:49Oh, yes.
05:50One moment, please, Colin.
05:53I ordered some shoe-cleaning materials, and when I order shoe-cleaning materials, I expect
05:58a soft, lint-free cloth, a tin of wax shoe polish, and two brushes.
06:03This is a silicone substitute.
06:06Which merely gives a cosmetic shine and clogs the leather so that it can't breathe.
06:12All right?
06:16Colin?
06:17Still there?
06:17Right.
06:18Have you gone through the door?
06:19Right, look down at your feet, Colin.
06:22What do you see?
06:24Grass, Mr. Brittus, precisely.
06:28It's unsightly, Colin, and we need to get rid of it.
06:30What do you mean, how?
06:32I think pulling it up by hand might take a while, Mr. Brittus.
06:37Oh, good idea.
06:38Leave it to me, Mr. Brittus.
06:40We'd kill her, it shall be.
06:45Attempted murder?
06:47Yes.
06:48I can't believe it.
06:50Who?
06:51Head of the English department at Jonathan's Comprehensive.
06:55You tried to kill a teacher?
06:56I wasn't trying to kill him, Laura.
06:58My foot slipped.
07:00I was going home after Jonathan's parents' evening.
07:03I put the car into the wrong gear and backed into his classroom.
07:08For a wall?
07:09Both walls.
07:11Was he badly hurt?
07:12No, he swung up on a light fitting.
07:15He's got a slight limp where the roof rack clipped him on the ankle.
07:19I mean, how anyone can call that attempted murder?
07:21Oh, Helen.
07:22It was a slight accident, that's all.
07:25Well, it explains why Mr. Brittus couldn't get through to you.
07:28He doesn't know, does he?
07:29No, but he'll have to be told.
07:30Why?
07:31You've been accused of attempted murder, Helen.
07:33He's your husband.
07:33You have to tell him.
07:34No, she doesn't.
07:37Julie?
07:38She doesn't need Brittus.
07:39She needs a lawyer.
07:41Julie, will you turn that thing off?
07:43You need John Rawlinson.
07:46Now, do you remember my last boyfriend?
07:47The one who stole cars?
07:48Yeah.
07:50Well, he got him off three times in a row.
07:53Guilty as hell.
07:54But he keeps finding these loopholes.
07:56Julie, will you just leave us alone, please?
07:57No, no.
07:58I like the sound of this man.
07:59How do you get hold of him?
08:00Well, I'll give him a call.
08:01Thanks.
08:02Yes, do you?
08:03Yes?
08:04Mr. Brittus?
08:05You've heard about the car crash?
08:08Uh, well, maybe she'd better explain it to yourself.
08:11When she comes in.
08:13Yes, yes.
08:14No, no serious injuries.
08:15Just a man with a slight limp.
08:17I'll have more than a limp if I get another crack at him.
08:21Excuse me.
08:22With you in a moment, sir.
08:23The times I've told them about eating biscuits in bed.
08:28Welcome to the Newtown Leisure Centre.
08:29And how can I help you?
08:30I've come about the party.
08:31Party?
08:32My son's birthday.
08:33I'm sorry.
08:34Clean sheets day always leaves me in a bit of a tizz.
08:36And you are...
08:37Mr. Furber.
08:38Can I go through to the pool?
08:39Yes, of course you can, Mr. Furber.
08:41Just as soon as you've signed this injury disclaimer,
08:44this simple affidavit promising to abide by our voluntary noise code,
08:48and fill in this medical questionnaire,
08:49Mr. Brittus is putting his foot down on Veruca's.
08:54Good morning.
08:55Oh, welcome to the Newtown Leisure Centre.
08:56And how can I help you?
08:57John Rawlinson.
08:58I've come to see Judy.
08:59Oh, just see if I can get her.
09:01Hello, Judy.
09:03Yes, I'm a Mr. Rawlinson, and I said...
09:05Yes?
09:06Yes?
09:07Yes?
09:08Yes?
09:08Yes, yes, yes.
09:09She'll be right down.
09:12That's the trouble with holidays.
09:14Sorry?
09:15All that catching up to do when you get back.
09:17Oh, thanks for coming.
09:19Not at all.
09:19Oh, she's up here.
09:20Come on.
09:21Gosh, and you do all this as well as stripping at the pub.
09:23How do you fit it all out?
09:25Excuse me.
09:26Your manager, Mr. Brittus,
09:28would he be related to a Mrs. Helen Brittus?
09:31Yes, she's upstairs if you want to see her.
09:32No!
09:33No.
09:33Don't come without your Mr. Jolly's certificate.
09:38Have a nice day.
09:41Excuse me.
09:41Oh, welcome to the Newtown Leisure Centre.
09:43And how can I help you, young man?
09:45I got this from Sheen.
09:47Oh?
09:48Oh, someone's been checking this.
09:49I wondered who it was.
09:52Oh!
09:55Mrs. Helen Brittus,
09:56would you like to take a seat?
09:58Thank you, Julie.
10:00I don't know what Julie told you over the phone.
10:03Not much.
10:04She just said,
10:04if I wasn't round here in 20 minutes,
10:06my new Mercedes would be torched.
10:10And it wouldn't be a pity
10:11if someone was in it at the time.
10:13I think it was a joke,
10:14although one can never be entirely sure with Julie.
10:17Mrs. Brittus has been accused
10:19of a very serious offence.
10:21In broad out...
10:24Yes.
10:26Mr. Brittus, yes.
10:28Yes.
10:29Yes.
10:30Right.
10:31He's starting his interview,
10:33so can we not ring him for the next two hours?
10:36Excuse me.
10:37Have we met before?
10:38I don't think so.
10:41Sorry.
10:42Mrs. Brittus spent last night in police custody
10:45and has been accused of attempted murder.
10:47I've got it.
10:48Two years ago, in the high street,
10:49you gave birth to twins
10:51outside the Cheltenham and Gloucester.
10:53You weren't there, were you?
10:54I was the one you grabbed by the wrist
10:56and asked to kill the man in the blazer.
10:58Perhaps we should get back to this attempted murder.
11:00Yes, I'm sorry.
11:02My fault.
11:03Right, tell me all about it.
11:04Well, it was Jonathan's parents.
11:06We've got a rat.
11:07What?
11:08A kid found a rat in a snacks machine
11:09and it...
11:10Oh, it's trying to get out.
11:11What's up for the sake, Gavin?
11:13Look, I'm sorry to interrupt,
11:14but there are two more in the kitchen.
11:16One of them jumped out on Mrs. Delgado.
11:18She's gone home
11:19and Tim wants to know
11:20who's going to cook the birthday lunch.
11:22I have to sort this out, Helen.
11:23I'm sorry.
11:23I'll be back as soon as I can.
11:25Come on, Gavin.
11:27You were actually there, were you?
11:29Sorry?
11:30In the high street.
11:31Oh, God, I must have looked awful.
11:33Oh, I thought you looked wonderful.
11:40Well, that's how they're getting in.
11:41You'd better get a ladder.
11:43What for?
11:44If we can throw some of the bags off the top,
11:45we may be able to limit it
11:46to rats who can jump ten feet.
11:49Hey, we've got two more in the changing rooms.
11:51What?
11:52Rats!
11:53Patrick found them fighting over a corn plaster.
11:56Oh, God.
11:56The really bad news is the one in the pool.
11:59Oh, God!
12:00Well, can't they just take it out?
12:02Files disease, Gavin.
12:03Yeah, it'll mean emptying the pool,
12:06scrubbing it down,
12:07refilling it.
12:08Five days minimum.
12:09And I thought this was going to be a quiet day.
12:11Makes you wonder what's going to happen next, doesn't it?
12:14Ah, Laura.
12:16Why are you wearing pyjamas?
12:17Protective clothing, Laura.
12:19And a good thing, too.
12:20A burst gaskets already soaked my front
12:22with potassium chlorate.
12:23Why all this weird killer?
12:24Mr. British orders.
12:25He wants me to get rid of all that grass.
12:28It's a cricket pit.
12:29Mr. British said it was unsightly
12:31and he wanted rid of it.
12:32I think he felt...
12:33He meant the path the other side of the building.
12:35The weeds.
12:36The unsightly weeds, Colin.
12:38He was very definite.
12:39If you spill so much as one drop on that pitch,
12:40you'll have more than a burst gasket down your front.
12:43Honestly, I'm beginning to see how he feels.
12:46I know it would cost money,
12:49but I believe that every child in Europe
12:52has the right, the fundamental human right,
12:55to a foundation course in trampolining
12:57before the age of 12.
12:59Now, I may only be a simple leisure centre manager,
13:04but I have a dream.
13:08Excuse me one moment, please.
13:13What is it, Colin?
13:15Well, of course I meant the path.
13:17Why would I want you to destroy a cricket pitch?
13:20And remember to get rid of anything left over.
13:24The weed killer, Colin.
13:26It's just I'm a tad concerned that a small child
13:28might come along and pour some into its eyes.
13:31Right, bye.
13:34Sorry about that.
13:35Where were we?
13:36Mr. Poetters, I was...
13:38I think the little chat from Coetters will do this first.
13:41Now, I'm sorry about the clue,
13:43but I wouldn't explore your party.
13:45Mr. Jolly's pixies have been very busy
13:48putting up a trampoline in the gym.
13:49There'll be ropes to swing on and all sorts of games.
13:54Viles disease.
13:56What?
13:56Tim.
13:57Causes brain damage, spinal paralysis, blindness.
14:00Mr. Jolly, would you like to take the children's
14:01into the gymnasium?
14:02I was only saying one...
14:03Now.
14:04OK.
14:05Follow me, everyone.
14:07Mr. Jolly, if you remember,
14:10the children aren't supposed to do anything you say
14:12unless you use your hooter.
14:16Come on, everyone.
14:17This way.
14:20If one of you would like to come up to my office,
14:22just before you go,
14:23I'll organise some kind of refund.
14:26I'm sorry.
14:29It's her, you know.
14:31Who?
14:33Mrs. Britters.
14:34She's behind all this.
14:36She's trying to make you say it last night was an accident.
14:39Come on, Valerie.
14:39That's ridiculous.
14:41It's just coincidence.
14:42I found this in your case.
14:47I know where you live,
14:49and I'm going to get you.
14:52There's eight kids.
14:53You'll need two of those.
14:54Oh, right.
14:56Oh, and the other thing is the cake.
14:57It needs icing.
14:59Oh, I think I can cope with that.
15:00As long as I can find some icing sugar.
15:03Let's see.
15:06Aha!
15:07I really appreciate this, Gavin.
15:08You're a star.
15:10I'll see you later.
15:12Oh!
15:12Oh!
15:19Ah!
15:24Hello?
15:25Hello, Mr. Britters.
15:27No, I think I can manage.
15:28It's just the cake, really.
15:30Well, I thought I might do something with sparklers.
15:32That is, if the rats have left me any sugar.
15:35No, I've just found that they've nibbled away the corner of the...
15:38throw it away.
15:40Immediately.
15:41All of it.
15:43Right, Mr. Britters.
16:05pool's closed till Thursday, Carol.
16:07Sorry, Laura.
16:07There's no power in the multi-gym.
16:09Something has gnawed through a cable.
16:10We're not allowed to use the snacks machine.
16:12And don't sell any tickets to the sauna.
16:13A rat has just died on the hot coals.
16:17Goodness, it's funny, isn't it?
16:19What?
16:20Well, we all thought things would be different with Miss Britters away.
16:22But they're just like normal, aren't they?
16:25Haven't you got any work to do, Carol?
16:26Yes, of course.
16:27I'm so sorry.
16:28God, I'm beginning to sound like him now.
16:30What a very worrying phone call from Mr. Britters, Carol.
16:33Oh, no, what now?
16:34Apparently, we have rats in the building.
16:36Oh, that.
16:37Do you have a Yellow Pages?
16:38Yes, of course.
16:41Now, come on, Ben.
16:43Drop to page 15 and watch out for the effort.
16:46I am somewhat on the horns of a dilemma here, Carol.
16:49On the one hand, clearly, we have to get rid of the little fellows.
16:51But on the other hand, one wouldn't like to hurt them.
16:56They are all God's little creatures, after all, with as much right to life as ourselves.
17:00What I'm ideally looking for is a rodent operative who will capture them humanely and release them back into the
17:06wild.
17:07Carol, what's happening?
17:10I'm not sure.
17:12But I think we may have found the answer to our problems.
17:16OK, rat man's coming this afternoon.
17:19Engineers are emptying the pool starting one o'clock.
17:22Electrician will be here at four and you'll cancel the swimming gala.
17:25Oh, nice.
17:25Everything going so well.
17:27Honestly, I don't know what's the matter with this place today.
17:30If I was Colin, I reckon we're under some kind of curse.
17:33It's like there's this invisible force.
17:36Hello, Mr. Britters.
17:38Don't worry.
17:39I'll tell him he's still trapped in the lift.
17:42Yeah.
17:43Sorry that took so long, Helen.
17:45Or rather more complicated than I thought.
17:48But you all right?
17:49Yes, yes, fine.
17:50Just thought I'd drop something.
17:52So what have you decided?
17:53How do you mean?
17:54About the case.
17:55How does it look?
17:57Well, yes, we've been talking about that.
17:59And I think you're right.
18:02It is fairly serious.
18:04Is it?
18:04Is it?
18:05But not impossible.
18:06In an ideal world, of course, you wouldn't have signed a confession.
18:09Oh, yes, I don't know what I'm just thinking about.
18:11But don't worry.
18:12We do have a few things going for us.
18:14Like what?
18:14Well, for a start, he was only a teacher.
18:16So the jury will be on our side.
18:21And more importantly, I believe you said there weren't any witnesses.
18:24Oh, no, I look round to make sure.
18:26Good.
18:27So it's just this man's fervour.
18:29So if we can just find some way of getting to him.
18:31Getting to him?
18:32I think Helen has in mind asking a friend of Julie's to go round and break his legs.
18:36Not necessarily his legs.
18:38I mean...
18:40I think you could try something a little less obvious first.
18:43Oh, you're right.
18:44He's only an English teacher.
18:45He's not PE or anything.
18:47There are other pressures we can bring to bear.
18:49Now, if we find they're not getting us anywhere...
18:51Then we break his legs.
18:55If my theory is right, Carol, we can not only clear the centre of its rats, but I can have
18:59them back in their natural habitat, unharmed by tea time.
19:04Good.
19:05Give us a one about the little tin soldiers, Ben.
19:14Oh, good.
19:16Good.
19:17Come on.
19:17Come on.
19:18Come on.
19:40That's five with fruit, two without, and the one with the runny nose wants a banana.
19:45Oh, children, I tell you what, we're well out of it.
19:48How's it going, really?
19:49Oh, brilliant.
19:50Mother's sobbing in the corner, Dad's telling everyone to hurry up so they can go home,
19:54and Birthday Boy has just told me that I'm not as much fun as the last Mr. Jolly.
19:58Did he?
19:59All I need now to make my happiness complete is Mr. Britta.
20:06Gavin, how's it going?
20:08I'm in a bit of a rush myself, Gavin.
20:10It's just this cake you're making.
20:12You did say sparklers, didn't you?
20:15No, I don't think it's a bad idea, Gavin.
20:17I just think we need to be aware of the potential fire hazards.
20:22Could you take the noise down, please?
20:24Gavin, I need to check that you do have two fire extinguishers.
20:30Quick as you can, please, Gavin.
20:31I've got to reply to a vote of thanks in a minute.
20:34Good.
20:35And a fire blanket beside the cooker,
20:37and two fire buckets outside in the corridor.
20:40Only one fire bucket, I'm afraid, Mr. Britta.
20:42So I don't know what happened to the other one.
20:43Colin took it.
20:44What?
20:45The other bucket.
20:45He wanted to mix his weed killer.
20:47Did you hear that, Mr. Britta's?
20:49Well, I'm actually serving jelly just at the moment.
20:52He's going to ask someone else.
20:59Hello?
21:00Oh, Mr. Britta's.
21:01Well, I was having a shower.
21:03A fire bucket.
21:05Outside the emergency exit.
21:07Immediately, but...
21:08Right.
21:10Right.
21:12Right.
21:21Colin?
21:22Hmm?
21:23Did you take a fire bucket, Colin?
21:24I certainly did, Gavin.
21:25I was using it to...
21:26I think Mr. Britta says it ought to be back in the corridor.
21:29Are those your pyjamas?
21:30I thought I'd better put them in here.
21:32I was worried if I left them on the open tip,
21:34some small animal might eat them and die.
21:37They are rather soaked in potassium chloride, you see.
21:40You won't forget the fire bucket, will you?
21:42I'll bring it back as soon as I've emptied it.
21:54Oh, Mr. Britta's.
21:56Yes.
21:56Yes, I've got it.
21:57Fill it with sand.
21:58Right.
21:59Oh, I'll have a look.
22:05As a matter of fact...
22:08Just keep the lid on.
22:09Those contents are rather poisonous.
22:12You'll have to speak up, Linda.
22:13Yes, c'est moi.
22:14Mr. Gordon Britta's.
22:21I'll be with you in just one moment.
22:24I think the best thing to do is empty it down the toilet.
22:27Linda, I don't have a great deal of time.
22:29Just go to the ladies and pour it down the pan.
22:32Would you mind if I use the gents?
22:34Just do it, Linda.
22:37Sorry about that.
22:40Mr. Le Président, Monseigneur, Mesdames, Messieurs, fellow Europeans.
22:48J'ai un rive.
22:52Un rive que un jour, tout le monde sera as one.
22:59Heaven's un rive.
23:02Heaven's un rive.
23:04Oh.
23:09Oh.
23:11Oh.
23:22Oh.
23:35I
23:35As I see it our best chance is a three-pronged defense one we point out the physiological factors
23:40You did say you're on some sort of medication most sorts I think
23:45Second we emphasize that this was very much spur of the moment an act of passion in in no way
23:50premeditated right I'll burn all the drawings
23:54Three we point out the extreme provocation. Oh, that sounds wonderful John it really does
24:02What was it?
24:04I'm sorry the extreme provocation
24:07Well, I I believe you said he'd been consistently under marking your son in his English all term
24:12He's never given him a decent mark ever. I spent two days on his last homework
24:18Lori do you know what he got a team and something about had he read the book well of course
24:23I read the bloody book
24:26So that's why you drove a car at him because he gave you a D in English this is exam
24:30work Laura much more of this and he's gonna
24:32Fail as GCSE you can't go around killing people because they give you bad marks in English you any idea?
24:39What it's like trying to get a job these ladies ladies?
24:41Please I think we're all rather missing the point here whether Helen should or should not have driven her car
24:48at this man is not important
24:49Not important what matters now is that nothing happens to her as a result
24:54Fortunately the man was not badly injured and we've had someone bitten on the bottom now
25:00Toilet full of rats. Oh, we're net the birthday parties off as well. There's eight little kiddies down in receptionals
25:05sobbing their hearts out
25:06Excuse me. It's like he's never gone
25:11She's right
25:12I'm sorry Laura shouldn't have done it should I
25:18Maybe not
25:19So what do we do now?
25:22Well, I suggest we go around to the hotel and I buy you a jolly good lunch
25:26I'm afraid I'm not really very hungry. We could just go to the hotel
25:32Yes, all right
25:35That's my cake Tim. What are you doing? They've gone Gary. Nobody wants it
25:42To play happy birthday and there's nobody there, but why I know they just disappeared doesn't mean a bomb warning
25:48nobody's told us about has there?
25:52I know it is somehow he's organized a toilet for the rats from 300 miles away. I'm sorry Laura
25:57Yes, lucky. That's all he's done
25:59Who else has he been talking to Colin? What's he been telling Colin to do you mean apart from putting
26:03the weed killer on the cricket pitch?
26:05Apart from putting we call on
26:09Colin had 30 bags of weed killer by the emergency exit and they weren't there when I came back. What's
26:13he done with them?
26:14I think he threw them away
26:16Mr. Britt has told him to I think that's how he got confused about the fire bucket
26:19You see Colin threw away a hundred weight of weed killer where I saw him when I took down the
26:25icing sugar
26:26What icing sugar? Well Gavin rang from the kitchen to ask if he could borrow some and I happen to
26:31have an extra packet
26:32What would Gavin want sugar for? He's got a cupboard full of it. Yeah, but the rats ate that. Well
26:36some of it
26:37That's why British told him to throw it away. He put weed killer
26:42Sugar
26:44He couldn't have
26:51You've got to give in Graham go to the police tell them you made a mistake last night
26:56That woman tried to kill me
26:58She's not going to stop trying is she? Not until you give in
27:01Look we're nearly safe once we get out the centre she can't touch us
27:14I told you, you wouldn't listen
27:16Quick get in the car
27:18Quick get in the car
27:33Passing
27:36WHISTLES
27:37Britics
27:38Helen thank goodness
27:40I've been trying to ring you all day
27:42Now what is our here about you driving into a classroom last night?
27:47I heard something that someone pressing charges
27:51they've withdrawn them excellent news now what sort of a day have you had you certainly sound
28:01cheerful enough my darling with a friend in a hotel that's nice not so badly my love bookies
28:10still have me down as favorite so fingers crossed eh yes final interview in the morning all right
28:18my love oh helen just one thing how did it go at my center today
28:57you
29:18You
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