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00:34All set for the meeting, Carol?
00:36Yes, thank you, Mrs Mrs. Speeding better this morning, I know.
00:39Yes, good, good.
00:42You still haven't told him, then?
00:43What? Oh, hello, Laura, no.
00:45You've got to face up to it sometime, Carol.
00:47I mean, morning sickness, maternity clothes, even British will notice one day.
00:52I know, I just want to catch him in the right mood.
00:54I don't know what you're so afraid of.
00:56You're not the first unmarried mother, Carol.
00:58He'll understand.
01:00Look, come on, let's try and catch him before the meeting starts.
01:03All right, look, sorry, just one more.
01:06So, the reason I closed the centre again this morning...
01:10Come on, Carol, there's a place up here.
01:12...is I wanted an opportunity to share with you my thoughts about this new timetable.
01:18What was wrong with the old one?
01:19It's not all changed, Gavin, just the late night session.
01:22The main difference is that from now on, male staff will not be working with female staff.
01:28And where possible, single women will be chaperoned by a married colleague.
01:32There's a reason for all this, isn't there, Mr. British?
01:35The reason, Laura, is to ensure that no member of our staff finds themselves alone on night duty with a
01:40person of the opposite sex.
01:42Why not?
01:44Let me put it in simple terms, Timothy.
01:47The human body is a temple.
01:50Now, once we corrupt that temple by not giving it proper respect, we downgrade our whole purpose in being here.
01:57Need I say more?
02:00I think it might be an idea.
02:04All I'm saying, Laura, is the main function of this centre is to help people maintain the temples of their
02:09bodies.
02:10And that some people have been using it for rather different purposes.
02:14The centre of the temples?
02:16What?
02:17Mr. British is afraid, Julie, that members of the staff have been using the centre to worship in each other's
02:22temples.
02:23Oh.
02:23And you want to make sure that people only worship in their own temples, do you, Mr. British?
02:28In a sense, Tim, yes.
02:30It doesn't sound very healthy to me.
02:32Look, can we just agree that from now on, no female member of staff will be unaccompanied or unchaperoned in
02:38the centre after dark?
02:39Yes.
02:39Yes.
02:41What about me?
02:42What about you, Carol?
02:43Well, according to this, I'm still on my own in reception.
02:47No, Carol, it's all right. I wasn't including you in any of this.
02:51No?
02:52Obviously, whatever hanky-panky is going on will be the younger, more attractive women.
02:58No.
02:58So, nothing for you to worry about.
03:00Happy now?
03:01Yes, thank you, Mr. British.
03:04You're quite sure hanky-panky is going on, are you, Mr. British?
03:07Quite sure, Laura.
03:09As you know, yesterday evening I went out to a meeting.
03:13This morning, when I got to my office, I found these stuffed down the back of the sofa.
03:20Now, I wonder, could anyone tell me who these belong to?
03:23You could try them on.
03:26Pardon?
03:27You could take them round to each member of staff in turn and see who they fitted.
03:32Then whoever it was, we'd get to marry the prince.
03:35Laura, I think this is rather more serious than some of you people realise.
03:39If this sort of thing gets out, now centre becomes known as a...
03:43A lock-in shop.
03:46Possibly, Colin, possibly.
03:48We stand to lose our most valuable customers, the families.
03:52And if the families don't come, children will not grow up with the habit of attending their local leisure centre.
03:57And in 20 or 30 years' time, we'll find we haven't got any customers at all.
04:00Ooh, 30 years. Ooh, we'd better move fast, haven't we?
04:04I think we can do without your contributions, Julie.
04:07And I'll tell you something else. Your little performance on Saturday didn't help matters.
04:10What did she do?
04:11Nothing. I just jumped in the river to rescue a dog.
04:15With no clothes on?
04:16It was a brand-new dress. It wasn't going to ruin it.
04:18It was boat race Saturday, Julie. Half the reporters in the land were there.
04:23Honestly, headlines like gym girl in topless drama do not help raise the tone of the centre, do they?
04:29I've had newspapers ringing up all morning.
04:32I think Mr. Britloss is right.
04:33What?
04:34About separating men and women at night.
04:36I think it's a good idea.
04:38That's when things happen at night.
04:40Yes, well, thank you, Colin.
04:41That's when people get carried away.
04:43Yes, indeed. The important thing is...
04:45They start talking to someone just to be friendly.
04:47They find they have a lot of shared interests.
04:50And as the evening goes on, they get closer and closer.
04:53Yes, indeed. So what...
04:54They have a few drinks.
04:56But it's your birthday, perhaps.
04:58They stretch out on a gym mat just to relax.
05:02And before you know it, the court's ordering him to pay £14.70 a month maintenance for the next 18
05:07years.
05:10For example.
05:11Yes, then.
05:13All I'm saying is what you do in your own homes is your business.
05:17But when it comes to working in the centre, I insist on a standard of moral integrity and traditional family
05:22values.
05:23Is that understood?
05:24Yes, Mr. Britloss.
05:30Now, Carol, Laura says you wanted to talk to me about something.
05:34No, no.
05:35I just wanted to say how happy I am working here.
05:40That's your spirit, Carol.
05:41Well done.
05:45Have you got a moment, Junie?
05:46Yeah, sure.
05:48Carol's got a bit of a problem.
05:49If you're wondering whether to tell British you're pregnant again, my advice is do it another day.
05:53No, no, no, no.
05:54We'd already decided that.
05:55No, it's...
05:56Carol was hoping you might help her find out who its father is.
06:02You mean you don't know who it is?
06:04All she knows is that it happened at New Year's Eve at your party.
06:07The fancy dress?
06:08At about 10 o'clock.
06:10She went up into the room where people were leaving their coats.
06:12Oh, I'm sorry, Julie.
06:13I just wanted a little lie down.
06:15I switched the light off.
06:16And she fell asleep.
06:17We don't have any beds in our house, you see, since the bailiffs came.
06:20And my tiger's costume was so warm.
06:24That's when it happened.
06:25While you were asleep?
06:26Oh, it was all my fault.
06:28I'd been dreaming I was a tiger trying to save the tropical rainforests.
06:33And I suddenly woke up and gave this incredible roar.
06:37That's when he came in.
06:38It was dark.
06:39He roared back.
06:41And you don't know who he was.
06:43Oh, that's the awful thing, Julie.
06:45This wonderful man.
06:48I've no idea who he is.
06:50You must have noticed something about him.
06:53Didn't you recognise the roar?
06:55No, no, I already asked that.
06:56Apparently not.
06:57At the end, he said,
06:59Woo.
07:01Woo?
07:02Then he slapped her on the bottom,
07:03mumbled something about meeting her downstairs, and left.
07:06I went downstairs.
07:07I waited for hours.
07:08Nobody came.
07:10That tiger suit.
07:11I knew I should have gone as a llama.
07:13No, Carol, it's all right.
07:14It's all right.
07:15Julie, what we wondered was if you could make a list of the men that were at the party,
07:19then Carol could get in contact with them and maybe find out who it was.
07:22Right, sure.
07:24Oh, mind you, it's not going to be easy.
07:26We had over 30 gatecrushers from the rugby club.
07:33Mr. Bricklass.
07:34What is it, Colin?
07:36We've had another phone call.
07:37Colin, I think you'll find the Palace of Westminster is open.
07:40Sorry?
07:42What is the point in my asking the public to observe the basic standards of modesty, Colin,
07:47when my staff can't even remember to button their flies?
07:50Sorry, Mr. Bricklass.
07:52I've had to put this rather large rhubarb pallet on a boil.
07:56I'm afraid it's burst the zip.
07:58Don't you have a spare pair?
07:59They're being washed, Mr. Bricklass.
08:01Unfortunately, some of the juice leaked out earlier this morning.
08:04Colin, I don't care what happens.
08:06You can't go round like that.
08:08You'll just have to borrow a pair of my...
08:09borrow a pair of Timbs or something, all right?
08:12Thank you, Mr. Bricklass.
08:14Your wife's arrived, Mr. Bricklass.
08:16Oh, thank you, Laura.
08:17Tell her to go on up and I'll join her as soon as I can, all right?
08:20Right.
08:23Colin, what are you doing?
08:24I'm holding it together, Mr. Bricklass.
08:26Well, don't.
08:27You said there was a phone call for me.
08:29It's the press again, Mr. Bricklass.
08:31They want to take a photo of Julie.
08:32A photo?
08:33What sort of photo?
08:34Well, they said preferably in her underwear, climbing out of the pool.
08:37Or on the trumperine, long as it can wet her down a bit.
08:40What sort of world do we live in, Colin?
08:43What sort of world is it that presumes a decent young gal
08:46is going to allow herself to be photographed to the...
08:52God bless me, Mr. Bricklass.
08:55What's on this for?
08:56I knew it.
08:57I knew something was going on.
09:00And now I know who's doing it.
09:07Your husband says he'll be right up, Mrs. Bricklass.
09:11Is everything all right?
09:12Yes, yes, fine, Laura.
09:13It's just that I thought I left a pair of gloves down the back of the settee yesterday.
09:18But they're not there.
09:20Ah.
09:21Can I get you a coffee or something?
09:22No, no, I'm fine.
09:23I just came in to tell Gordon they've changed our marriage guidance appointment.
09:27Ah.
09:27Yeah, they want to make it tomorrow.
09:29I think the first thing is to move the furniture, Colin.
09:31Then we can work out where to drill the hole.
09:33Hello there, darling.
09:34Hello, Gordon.
09:35Come on, Colin.
09:36Let the dog see the rabbit.
09:37Laura, give Colin a hand with his table, will you?
09:39And I'll move the carpet.
09:40Gordon, could I have a word, please?
09:42I'm a bit tied up at the moment, darling.
09:43Tell you what, why doesn't Laura take you off for a donut?
09:45And I'll join you as soon as I can.
09:47Is something the matter, Mr. Bricklass?
09:48Quick as you can, Laura.
09:49We need to move the carpet.
09:50Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
09:53All right, Colin, plug in.
09:59Right, that's the spot.
10:00Just about there, Colin.
10:03Are you sure about this?
10:04Quite sure, Colin.
10:06It's leisure centre property, Mr. Bricklass.
10:09How else are we going to find out who's using that cupboard as a love nest, Colin?
10:13We drill the hole, you keep a watch, and as soon as anyone goes in, we've got them.
10:16Couldn't I just keep an eye out downstairs?
10:19And let someone come along and say, excuse me, Colin, this young lady and I would like to use the
10:23resources cupboard for immoral purposes.
10:25Just drill the hole, Colin.
10:27I'll go down and make sure no one sees the debris.
10:34So I just wondered, when you were at the party, whether you went up to the room where the ladies'
10:38coats were?
10:40You left yours in the hall.
10:41Thank you, Jeremy.
10:44I'm going to take Gavin's hat, Mr. Bricklass.
10:46What?
10:47Gavin's hat.
10:47I can give it to him if you want.
10:49You know something about this hat, do you, Tim?
10:51Not really, just that his name was coming off and he asked one of the girls to sew it back
10:54on for him.
10:55One of the girls, eh?
10:57A quick word, if I may, please, Tim.
11:01Could I speak to Chris, please?
11:03I've no idea.
11:04I just know he's a prop forward.
11:10You say a girl sewed the name on this hat, Tim.
11:13Now, which girl would that have been?
11:16I don't know.
11:16Could have been any of them.
11:17I see.
11:18So he doesn't have one particular girlfriend, then?
11:20I don't think so.
11:21More the type to play the field, is he?
11:24You think Gavin's chasing girls?
11:26Believe me, Tim, the woman who had this hat did a lot more for Gavin than sew his name back
11:31on.
11:32You reckon?
11:33Whatever he does in his own home, Tim, is his business.
11:36I'm not usually one to interfere, but when he starts doing it in my centre...
11:39He's doing it in the centre?
11:40Of course, girl, Tim.
11:41No need to wash our dirty linen in public, is there?
11:44No, no, of course not.
11:45Good man.
11:50Good man.
11:51Wait, but you tell a legislator, how could I help...
11:55Carol, is that really the way we greet the public?
11:58How can you offer to help people at the same time as being sick in a bucket?
12:02Sorry, sorry, just a little bit...
12:04I know what you are, Carol Parkinson.
12:06Do you?
12:07You're tired, that's what you are, Carol.
12:10I can tell you're not 100%, and I think the best thing for you to do is to go home,
12:16put
12:16yourself to bed, and stay there until whatever's making you sick has gone away.
12:21Well, I really don't do.
12:22Go on, I insist.
12:23What kind of employer would I be if I let you sit there answering the phone, vomiting
12:27all day?
12:28Go on, off you go.
12:29Thank you, Mr. President.
12:31Oh, and Carol...
12:32Yes, Mr. President.
12:33You want to rinse the bucket out first?
12:37So, what did he say?
12:38Well, it wasn't so much what he said.
12:46What are you doing?
12:48Sorry, I'm looking for a problem.
12:52What's happening, Colin?
12:53I've been waiting down there 10 minutes, and there's still no hole.
12:56It's the changing rooms, Mr. Brittus.
12:58What?
12:59I've got the girls changing rooms.
13:01That's very odd.
13:06Sorry, ladies.
13:07A simple misunderstanding, I'm afraid.
13:09I'm attempting to keep someone under surveillance.
13:12Have a nice day.
13:14Right, Colin, let's try a few feet further along, all right?
13:17I'll check those plans again.
13:19What did he say?
13:20I think he wants to keep us under surveillance.
13:23Who said that?
13:25Natalie!
13:26You're afraid?
13:27Someone's drilling a hole in the ceiling over the show.
13:30I'm going to get members to die.
13:32I'm going to get a broomstick.
13:35This is awful.
13:36This is awful.
13:37What does he think he is?
13:38Pervert.
13:40I think I see where we went wrong, Colin.
13:42I've got the shower area now, Mr. Brittus.
13:44The shower area, precisely.
13:47These plans have been reversed in the photocopier.
13:50Just give him my apologies, will you, and explain what happened.
13:53Hello?
13:54Is there anyone there?
13:56So, Gavin's cupboard must be under the flat roof extension.
14:00Whoa, we won't be able to drill through that.
14:06Come on, Colin, we'll have to think of something else.
14:18It's going well, then, is it?
14:20The marriage guidance?
14:21Oh, not so bad.
14:23I turn up, we talk, they give me the pills.
14:26They're good.
14:28It's sex tomorrow.
14:30I'm sorry?
14:31Sex.
14:31That's what you're supposed to be talking about.
14:32The marriage guidance tomorrow.
14:34Oh, right.
14:35Can't say I'm looking forward to it.
14:37Gordon's going to say something about the temple of the body.
14:40I know it.
14:41He was talking about that this morning.
14:43What, are you?
14:43The whole staff.
14:45Oh, God, why?
14:46Well, he thinks something's been going on.
14:49He found...
14:50Well, he found some underwear down the back of the sofa in his office.
14:55Oh, God, Laura, I don't know what to say.
15:00No, really, Mrs. Brittus, it's none of my business.
15:02What did you think of me?
15:03I mean, I know I shouldn't have done it, but he just...
15:08Remember Michael?
15:09Oh, yes, of course.
15:11I thought that was all on.
15:12It was, it was.
15:14I swore I'd never see him again,
15:16but then he turned up for this game of squash last night.
15:19Gordon was away, and...
15:21Oh, God, I'm such a fool.
15:24These things happen?
15:26I swore I'd never see him again,
15:30especially after that disaster at Julie's party.
15:32Julie's party?
15:34Well, I wrote him this message saying that I'd meet him in a bedroom upstairs.
15:38Then in the crowd, when I was looking, I slipped it into his pocket.
15:42They ignored it, of course.
15:44He's got more control than I have.
15:46You gave him a note to meet you upstairs?
15:49Yes, I know it was silly.
15:51No, no, no, I meant...
15:52This note, it just said to meet you in an upstairs bedroom.
15:57Yes, but he never turned up.
15:58I think he did.
16:00And I think I know who he met.
16:06Come on, Linda, this won't take long.
16:09Colin, what are you doing?
16:11I've put the furniture back, Mr. Brittas.
16:13Is that my office stapler?
16:15I'm repairing my trousers, Mr. Brittas.
16:17I tried to borrow some, like you said,
16:19but hardly enough, no-one seemed to have a spare pair.
16:21No, if you'd just like to leave us for a moment.
16:24My other pair are on the radiator, Mr. Brittas.
16:26I think once they've dried,
16:27I'll be able to get the worst off with a wire brush.
16:29Yes, well, thank you, Colin.
16:30Just wait outside, will you?
16:32Right, Mr. Brittas.
16:35Now then, Linda, take a seat.
16:37A rather delicate matter, I'm afraid.
16:40Remember what I was saying this morning about moral integrity?
16:43You mean about keeping our temples to ourselves, Mr. Brittas?
16:46That's right, Linda, yes.
16:48Now tell me, has Gavin ever made a pass at you?
16:51Gavin?
16:52Yes.
16:53Made a pass?
16:54Yes, you know, like a hand on the knee,
16:56a suggestive remark,
16:58asked you to join him anywhere.
16:59No, no, he hasn't.
17:01So you could be the next.
17:04Linda, I want you to do something for me.
17:06I want you to find Gavin
17:07and sit down with him and talk to him
17:09in a friendly sort of way.
17:11Let him talk to you and, well, be friendly.
17:14With Gavin?
17:15That's right, yes.
17:16And I want you to wear this
17:18instead of what you are wearing.
17:19I'm not sure I understand, Mr. Brittas.
17:21You don't need to understand, Linda.
17:23You leave the thinking to me.
17:24This is all the shot.
17:26Yes, we're experimenting with the new logo, Linda.
17:29That's just the style we're after.
17:30All right.
17:31Yes, Mr. Brittas.
17:32No, no, no, don't be afraid of me, Linda.
17:33You're in his office.
17:35And give me a shout when you're ready, all right?
17:37Yes, Mr. Brittas.
17:41Mr. Brittas wants you to put this on.
17:43Why?
17:44I don't know.
17:45Um, you sure he's not planning a few afternoon prayers
17:47in your temple, Linda?
17:49He said he wants me to be friendly to Gavin.
17:55I'm ready, Mr. Brittas.
17:57Right, Linda, just count up to 20, will you?
17:59What?
18:00You know, one, two, three, that sort of thing.
18:03One, two, three.
18:05That's perfect, Linda.
18:10All right, Linda, off you go.
18:12Colin, have you been here all the time?
18:13Yes, Mr. Brittas.
18:14Well, Linda was getting changed.
18:16I know.
18:19You better come in.
18:20Off you go, Linda.
18:25Do you know what I was doing just then, Colin?
18:27No, Mr. Brittas.
18:28I was bugging Linda.
18:30Were you, Mr. Brittas?
18:32You were very quick.
18:35I have planted a bug on her, Colin.
18:38It's sewn into that T-shirt.
18:40It's a ruse I used very successfully in Aldershot
18:43to root out sexism in the badminton team.
18:46From now on, anything she says,
18:48or more importantly, anything said by some evil-minded young degenerate
18:52to inveigle her into his love nest
18:54will be heard by me
18:56and recorded as evidence on this machine.
18:59I see.
19:00Get that, will you, Colin?
19:01Right.
19:03Hello?
19:04She's going into the ladies.
19:06She's talking to Jillian.
19:08It's the press again, Mr. Brittas.
19:10Two reporters want to talk to you.
19:13I can't see reporters now, Colin.
19:14Tell them to wait.
19:15Right, Mr. Brittas.
19:18Good.
19:18Grief.
19:19The things women talk about.
19:27Hello, Gavin.
19:29Oh, hi.
19:31Something wrong?
19:32You haven't seen Tim, have you?
19:33Why?
19:34Well, it's just, I asked him at break
19:37if he, you know, fuzzed anything special for supper tonight
19:39and he said,
19:40how about asking one of my girlfriends?
19:43Tim?
19:43Yeah, she's been really horrid to me all day.
19:46Oh, Gavin.
19:50Tim.
19:51Tim!
19:51No, no, no, don't worry about me.
19:54You just carry on enjoying yourself.
19:56Oh, Tim, please.
19:59You see, I just don't know what I've done.
20:02Oh, don't worry, Gavin.
20:04I'm your friend.
20:05Oh, I know.
20:07Thanks, Linda.
20:08Gavin, you can't do that.
20:10I can't help it.
20:11I just feel so wound up.
20:14No, Gavin.
20:16Well, go on.
20:17Well, I'd like to try it, but...
20:20Ah, here you go.
20:25It's not illegal, you know.
20:27We're all right.
20:28But what if Mr. British catches us?
20:30It's all right.
20:30I've got a place.
20:32Come on, I'll show you.
20:34Gosh, you sunshine.
20:36Oh, Mr. British.
20:36Not now, Bobby, not now.
20:38I told you he was very busy today.
20:39It was actually his secretary we wanted to speak to.
20:42Miss Forza?
20:42You mean Julie?
20:43Just a quick word.
20:44And possibly a photograph.
20:46All good publicity for the centre, eh?
20:48Well, I'll ask her.
20:49Julie?
20:50Yeah?
20:50Some reporters want to talk to you.
20:53I'll get some coffee.
20:55Er, you're the ones you've been ringing about a photograph.
20:58That's right.
20:58Nothing elaborate.
20:59I just thought what we'd make a try for...
21:02Sorry?
21:02What sort of shot would you like?
21:04Well, I...
21:05Only I thought you might like me sitting naked behind my desk.
21:09And you could give it a caption like,
21:10Julie, the topless type.
21:12That's very good.
21:14I'll go back to my office and take my clothes off now, then, shall I?
21:17Right.
21:18Give us a shout when you're ready.
21:21Of course, there is a chance I'm only joking.
21:24It's just possible that when you come in,
21:26I won't have taken my clothes off
21:28and I'll be standing behind the door
21:29waiting to drop a filing cabinet on your head.
21:32But I suppose that's the sort of risk you people have to take.
21:37I think we'll call it a day, Terrence.
21:39You're going?
21:40What about your coffee?
21:41I'm afraid your Miss Porter was a little bashful.
21:44And we have got rather a lot on this afternoon.
21:46Well, maybe it's just as well.
21:47Mr. Brittis is a little bit worried about publicity like that
21:50just at the moment, yes.
21:51Oh, yes.
21:51He was saying to me just this morning
21:52he's worried this place might get a reputation
21:54as a late-night knocking shop.
21:57Does he?
21:58Oh, yes.
21:59That's why he got me to drill the spy holes in the floor.
22:02Could we change our minds about that coffee?
22:05Certainly.
22:11All right, you two, that's quite enough.
22:13I warned you this morning.
22:14I told you that whatever you did...
22:17Carol!
22:22It's the girl's changing room, all right?
22:24Yes, but that wasn't what he wanted, you see.
22:26No?
22:26Oh, no.
22:27That's why he got me to drill this one over the shower area.
22:30Oh, sweet.
22:33Oh, yes.
22:34Can you get a picture of these with a fisheye, Terrence?
22:36But what he was really after was this love nest, right?
22:40That's why he bugged Linda.
22:42What?
22:42I think that's what he said.
22:46He wanted to listen to her and Gavin doing it
22:48on his tape recording.
22:53Can't beat a cigarette, can you?
22:57I think we've missed that one.
23:02You live here?
23:03Yeah.
23:04Why didn't you tell me they'd repossessed your house?
23:07I mean, I thought this place was being used for...
23:10I mean, look at the book, the nightie.
23:12What do you need a nightie like that for?
23:15Mr. Wilson gave it to me.
23:17Mr. Wilson from the Building Society?
23:20I usually wear a pullover.
23:24And what have you done with the baby?
23:26You haven't left him in that drawing reception, have you, Carol?
23:28No, no, no.
23:32Oh, my God.
23:34Well, he likes the draw, Mr. Bridges.
23:36He's sort of used to it now.
23:38You can't leave him there, Carol.
23:40You know that.
23:41Yes, Mr. Bridges.
23:43Honestly, what if the place caught fire
23:45and the pair of you were burnt to death?
23:47I know.
23:47I mean, as manager, I'll be personally responsible.
23:49He was selfish of me, I know,
23:51but it was just so warm above the boiler and everything.
23:55Why didn't you tell me?
23:58I was afraid.
24:00Afraid of what?
24:02I thought you'd throw me out.
24:04Throw you out, Carol?
24:05What do you think I am?
24:07Sorry, Mr. Bridges.
24:08Of course I'd throw you out.
24:10You can't live in a cupboard.
24:12If I'd known, I could have done something.
24:16I wouldn't leave you on the street, Carol.
24:18No?
24:19I'd lend you some money.
24:20I could find you a flat.
24:21And if the worst came to the worst,
24:22you could stay in my garage.
24:25All you had to do was tell me, Carol.
24:28I'm sorry, Mr. Bridges.
24:30Come on.
24:31Blow your nose and cover yourself up.
24:33We'll get back to my office
24:34and see if we can sort something else, all right?
24:37I sometimes feel I'm a bit of a burden to you, Mr. Bridges.
24:42Carol, Carol.
24:43But I am, aren't I?
24:45You're not a burden to me, Carol.
24:47The day you joined my staff, you stopped being a burden.
24:51You became part of a team.
24:53Remember what I said about being a team?
24:56Yes, Mr. Bridges.
24:57We're a family, Carol.
24:59We care for each other.
25:01People helping other people with problems.
25:03Those aren't just words, Carol.
25:05It's what I believe in here.
25:08People helping other people.
25:10The community caring for its lesser brethren.
25:13You're a very kind man, Mr. Bridges.
25:16Not really, Carol, no.
25:18It's what I've always believed in.
25:19I've just wanted to help people.
25:21Ever since I was a little boy,
25:22I just wanted people to be as happy as I was.
25:26You see, Carol, I've always had this dream.
25:44He's cancelled the appointment.
25:47Why?
25:48He said there wasn't much point giving marriage guidance
25:50when one partner obviously wasn't committed.
25:52I think he'd read about you in the paper.
25:55But didn't you tell him it was all a complete misunderstanding?
25:57Well, I did try.
25:58He just told me I was too naive and didn't trust you.
26:01But I wouldn't do anything like that.
26:04Not with Carol, anyway.
26:07You are the only one I'm interested in, Helen.
26:09You know that.
26:11Yes.
26:11Yes, I do.
26:13Why do people keep jumping to conclusions
26:14just because of a photograph?
26:16Shall we go home now, Gordon?
26:20I don't think we missed much anyway, do you?
26:23When?
26:24Today's session.
26:26Sex.
26:27I don't think there's much he could have taught us
26:29in that department.
26:30No?
26:32You're too modest, my darling.
26:35I always say there's a little bit of the animal in all of us,
26:38but rather more of it than most in my little Helen.
26:41You don't, do you?
26:44Ha.
26:45Remember New Year's Eve.
26:47What?
26:48Julie's party.
26:50I always knew you were a passionate little creature, but...
26:54Ooh.
26:55What are you talking about, Gordon?
26:58The tiger suit.
27:02Our little assignation upstairs.
27:06The little notes you sneaked into my blazer pocket.
27:11And you know the most exciting thing about it?
27:14You never said a word.
27:15Not June, not since.
27:18It was our little secret, wasn't it?
27:20Just one of those magical moments.
27:23There.
27:39The tiger suit.
27:40Oh, man.
27:40Oh, man.
27:49Here.
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