00:00Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
00:08That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship
00:12The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure
00:17Five passengers sent sail that day for a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour
00:24The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed
00:31If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the middle would be lost
00:36The middle would be lost
00:38The ship's aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
00:43With Gilligan, the skipper too
00:47The millionaire and his wife
00:52The movie star
00:55And the rest
00:57Are here on Gilligan's Oil
01:01On Gilligan's Oil
01:17That's perfect, Gilligan.
01:42Water's flowing just right.
01:44Thanks, Professor.
01:46Hi, Skipper.
01:47Hi, Gilligan.
01:48Where do you want these plants, Professor?
01:49Oh, here, Skipper.
01:50I'll take them.
01:53You know, Skipper, this gets awful monotonous.
01:56Gilligan, why don't you make a game out of it?
01:58Pretend that you're taking a long bicycle ride from Cleveland, Ohio to Chicago, Illinois.
02:03Hey, Skipper.
02:05What?
02:05Which way do I turn?
02:06Left or right at Cincinnati?
02:08Will you keep pedaling?
02:10Left!
02:13You know, Skipper, these breadfruit plants are fantastic.
02:15They're so rich in food value, a person could live indefinitely just on breadfruit.
02:18I'd rather live on smorgasbord.
02:21Smorgasbord?
02:21Yeah, you know, smoked oysters, fried kippers, pickled herring, thin and hattie.
02:26Oh, salted peanuts.
02:30Why?
02:31Am I thirsty?
02:38Gilligan.
02:39The water won't flow when you're not pedaling.
02:53Pump, Gilligan!
02:54Pump!
02:55I am pumping!
02:58Well, so you are.
03:00I don't understand it.
03:01The water's not coming through.
03:03Maybe the spring dried up.
03:04I think you're right, Gilligan.
03:05This spring is our only source of fresh water on the whole island.
03:07What happened to it?
03:08I don't know.
03:09If something has interfered with our water supply, this is just the beginning.
03:13First the plants will die, and then the fruit trees will die, and then...
03:16And then...
03:18This can be serious, Gilligan.
03:20Serious?
03:21Very serious.
03:27Skipper!
03:28Where are you?
03:29Hey, Skipper!
03:29Don't use the water!
03:33I got some important news for...
03:34Skipper?
03:39Really, Gilligan, do I look like the Skipper?
03:42Well...
03:42Oh...
03:43Oh...
03:44Oh...
03:45I don't know.
03:48You know, bare feet are bare feet.
03:50You then...
03:50Yes?
03:53No, you sure don't look like the Skipper.
03:55Thanks.
03:56Hey, would you be a doll and get me that towel over there on the bush?
03:59Oh.
04:03You mean those little towels?
04:05Yeah.
04:05Come on, bring it over.
04:06I won't bite you.
04:08You promise you won't bite me?
04:09I promise I won't bite you.
04:12Ow!
04:13You bipped me!
04:14Yeah.
04:15Aren't I a tease?
04:18Hey, don't go away.
04:19I'll be right out.
04:21You'll be right out?
04:23Ready or not, here I come.
04:26I'm not ready.
04:27Well, I was just watching my hair, silly.
04:30You certainly are a bashful.
04:32Only with girls.
04:34You shouldn't be shy.
04:34You know, I think...
04:37Under all that mud...
04:39There's a charming...
04:41Attractive...
04:42Man.
04:44Ginger's scarf.
04:56So lovely a girl as I've ever seen.
05:05Here's for one of the loveliest persons on the island.
05:10Thanks, Skipper.
05:11My first corsage.
05:12Does that mean we're engaged?
05:13Gilligan, what are you doing in there with your clothes on?
05:17I've been trying to find you, Skipper.
05:18I have some very important news.
05:19News?
05:20What news?
05:21Oh, I don't know.
05:23With everything happening, the mud, ginger, my first corsage.
05:29Here, Gilligan.
05:30This will wake you up.
05:33Hey, there's no water.
05:35Right.
05:35That's what the news is about.
05:37We're out of water.
05:38Skipper, until we locate a spring or dig a new well.
05:40I suggest we start a rationing system.
05:42A very good suggestion, Professor.
05:43Thank you, ladies, for your contribution to our water supply.
05:46Welcome.
05:47Well, that's all the fresh water I have.
05:49Oh, my goodness.
05:50This isn't water.
05:52It's my perfume, mad desire, mixed with flaming passion.
05:55Hey, great.
05:55I wonder what the men will do when they drink that.
05:58I don't know.
05:59But I'm dying to find out.
06:00No fish, girls.
06:02It'll make us thirsty.
06:03Okay.
06:05Water.
06:06Water.
06:07Water.
06:08I got water.
06:10I'm going mad.
06:11Water.
06:11Water.
06:12Water.
06:13Water.
06:14Please, Skipper.
06:15Water.
06:16Oh, Gilligan.
06:16Cut that.
06:17Cut that out.
06:18We haven't even started racing yet.
06:20I know.
06:20I'll just practice it for later.
06:23Start by emptying these containers into our water supply.
06:26My eyes, sir.
06:30Professor, is it true that you're planning to ration water?
06:37That's right, Mr. Howell.
06:37We only have enough left in our water supply for a few days.
06:40Yes, we may tap a spring in a day or two.
06:42I saw some shale rock formations where we could dig a well if we all pitch in and help.
06:45Well, count me out.
06:46When I sink a well, I usually strike oil.
06:49Yeah, some people have a green tongue.
06:51Thurston has an oily one.
06:53Skipper, what happens if we get thirsty?
06:55I mean, right now, I like to have a nice tall, cool glass.
06:58Gilligan, little buddy, please.
06:59Now, until we can find a new spring or locate another place to dig a well, let's not use
07:03the word water.
07:04In other words, it only makes everybody more thirsty.
07:07I'm sorry, Skipper, but I will mention the name of that wet liquid again.
07:10See, I didn't say water.
07:14Well, right now, I suggest we start rationing the amount we drink.
07:17Exactly, Professor.
07:18Now, like I said, we only have a few days left in our mmm supply.
07:21Mmm supply?
07:26So, Mr. Howell, I'm going to put you in charge of the rationing.
07:29As usual, Thurston, the drinks are on you.
07:32See you at the hut, dear.
07:33Ta-ta, dear.
07:34Well, let's get started looking for our new spring.
07:36I have my trusty new divining rod here.
07:38And believe me, gentlemen, if there's anything to drink on the island, I'll find it.
07:41This rod will point out even a few drops.
07:43A divining rod?
07:44Skipper, we can't afford to trust our lives a superstition.
07:47Oh, Professor, it's not superstition.
07:49Mr. Howell, what do you think of my new divining rod?
07:51Well, I think it's divine.
07:52No, it's all nonsense.
07:53Oh, gosh, I don't believe it.
07:55Hey, look!
07:57It's pointing toward Mr. Howell's leg.
08:00Well, I'd better go to the hut.
08:02Lovie's expecting me.
08:03Come in, dear.
08:04Be right there.
08:04Come on, Mr. Howell.
08:05Your pants leg.
08:06Skipper, I'm still thirsty, but I didn't say W-A-T.
08:25All right, little buddy, all right.
08:29Come here, get on.
08:30I got an idea.
08:33This is a little trick of survival I learned from the natives and the Solomons.
08:35Now, put these pebbles in your mouth, Gilligan, and suck on them.
08:37It works.
08:38Honest, it does.
08:45Gilligan, please don't talk to me when I've got a mouth full of pebbles.
08:55What was it that was so important that you had to say to me?
08:59I was just going to tell you I would never talk to you when you have pebbles in your mouth
09:01because you might swallow them.
09:02Swallow them.
09:03Thanks a lot, Gilligan.
09:04Skipper's starting the pooling.
09:06Yeah, right over there.
09:07No, Skipper, over here.
09:08Over there.
09:09No, Skipper, over here.
09:10Over there.
09:11Here.
09:12There.
09:12Here.
09:14Oh, Captain.
09:15Oh, Gilligan.
09:16Your water, boy.
09:21Good heavens, it's so dry it's raining dirt.
09:25Water.
09:25Water.
09:26Captain.
09:29Skipper.
09:29Let me do it.
09:34Oh, I see.
09:35I'm just in time here.
09:37Oh, Mr. Howell, you all covered with dirt.
09:38Let me brush you off, huh?
09:40Here.
09:40Well, don't do that, Gilligan.
09:42Your hands are dirty.
09:43Look.
09:44Oh, not now, Mr. Howell.
09:46Before afternoon rations already?
09:47Well, that's exactly why I'm here.
09:49I'm your friendly water boy.
09:51All right, Gilligan.
09:52Go ahead now.
09:52That's a good boy.
09:53Close your eyes.
09:54Open your mouth.
09:55Okay, Mr. Howell, fill her up.
09:56Here we are.
09:57Eyes closed, mouth open.
09:58There you go.
09:58There we go.
10:04Is that all I get for my afternoon rations?
10:05Eight drops?
10:06Eight drops?
10:07Good heavens, you got your evening rations, too.
10:10Here's one for the road.
10:17Gilligan.
10:19I want you to guard this water with your life.
10:21You can count on me, Skipper.
10:22I hope so.
10:23Because if you don't guard this water with your life, your life might not be worth guarding.
10:28You got a knife?
10:29A knife?
10:30Skipper, those people out there are my friends.
10:31Oh, Gilligan, I just want to mark the water level on this stick.
10:34Oh, shit.
10:36Right now?
10:38That's how much water we have now.
10:40We better have this much when I get back.
10:43Those folks might start getting desperate.
10:45Desperate?
10:46Very desperate.
10:49Gilligan, keep a stiff upper lip.
10:51Whistle.
10:51Whistle.
10:53I'm not afraid.
10:56I'm not a bit afraid.
10:57I'm not afraid.
10:59I'm not scared.
11:00I'm not afraid.
11:01I'm not afraid.
11:02I think I did it.
11:03I'm not one bit afraid.
11:05Ah!
11:06Sorry, my boy.
11:07I didn't mean to alarm you.
11:08I mean, really.
11:08You didn't alarm me.
11:09You just scared me.
11:10Yes.
11:10There's something that I have to tell you.
11:12If it's about the water, Mr. Howell, the answer's no.
11:14No, no.
11:14Something I must tell you in deepest confidence.
11:16You.
11:17Come on.
11:17Come over here.
11:18Come over here.
11:21Come here, Gilligan.
11:22Gilligan, come here.
11:24Okay, Mr. Howell.
11:25When I come over here, it's the same as the answer over there.
11:27No.
11:27No.
11:28Gilligan, my boy, I must tell you that you are in very serious trouble.
11:32Huh?
11:32Well, I happen to know that someone is planning to steal the water supply.
11:37Who?
11:37Who?
11:38It's someone that you know very, very well.
11:42Why are you whistling, Mr. Howell?
11:43A little bird call.
11:45Oh.
11:47Now, the master plan, you see, is these two people plan to distract you.
11:53And while your back is turned, one of them is going to steal the water.
11:57Who'd do a thing like that?
11:58Please!
11:59No names.
12:00No names.
12:01How many are there?
12:01No, there's two, but it's hard to tell, you see, in a crowd.
12:05But Mrs. Howell and I both, this should happen, that your name would be Bud.
12:09Oh, changing my name wouldn't do any good.
12:11The skipper could still find me.
12:12He knows what I look like.
12:15Good night, my boy.
12:16Good night, Mr. Howell, and thanks for the warning.
12:18You sure you can't tell me their names?
12:19I would never forgive my son.
12:21Turn in, sir.
12:23Good night.
12:23Good night.
12:23Good night.
12:31Oh, my goodness me.
12:35Now, why has Gilligan left the water back unguarded?
12:39Anybody who wanted to steal it could have stolen it by now.
12:42Now, where in the world could Gilligan be?
12:45Here I am.
12:46Oh!
12:47Where were you?
12:48I was hiding behind the bush.
12:50Lucky thing for you, he didn't try to steal any water.
12:52Oh, Gilligan, you silly, suspicious boy.
12:54Now, why in the world would I do a thing like that?
12:57I saw the skipper, and he told me that you were on guard duty, so I came over to keep
13:02you company.
13:03Gee, thanks.
13:04Gee, Gilligan, I don't know how you do it.
13:06I mean, hour after hour after hour.
13:10Don't you ever get sleepy?
13:12I mean, don't you ever find that your eyes are getting heavier and heavier and wanting
13:17to close?
13:19Your arms are so heavy, heavy, you can't keep them up.
13:23Don't you ever feel that you're going into a deep, deep, deep sleep?
13:28Nope.
13:29Of course not.
13:30A big, strong man like you would never fall asleep.
13:33I mean, a big, strong man like you.
13:35Your right eye could never get so heavy.
13:39There, hold it open.
13:41A big, strong man like you could never, never, never fall asleep.
13:46No, I could never fall.
13:48No, I could never fall asleep asleep.
13:56Goodbye, Gilligan.
14:06Gilligan.
14:07Advance and be recognized, skipper.
14:10Right this way.
14:11What's all the big fuss about?
14:13I'll show you, ladies.
14:14Ladies.
14:18Mrs. Howell?
14:32Gilligan, you're lucky.
14:33It's all there.
14:35Now, aren't you all ashamed of yourselves?
14:39I'm ashamed we got caught.
14:43And you, Gilligan.
14:44Skipper, I don't know.
14:45Gilligan, what have you been doing here all this time?
14:47I made a new divining rod.
14:48Look.
14:49Oh, Gilligan, it takes a very special technique to make a divining rod.
14:52Skipper, will you stop being sore at me if it hits water?
14:55Gilligan, I promise you, I will never, ever get sore at you again if that divining rod hits water.
14:59Well, let me see it.
15:00No.
15:09The boy needs therapy.
15:11No.
15:11Darn clever, Professor.
15:29Sure beats digging by hand.
15:31Well, we better keep our fingers crossed.
15:34Gilligan spilled every drop of water we had left.
15:36Hi, Skipper.
15:37Hi, Professor.
15:39I don't blame you for not talking to me.
15:40But I want to help.
15:43If you want me to go away, just nod.
15:46I'll give you one more chance.
15:48If you want me to go...
15:49Go away.
15:54I'm thirsty.
15:55Oh, I told you.
15:56Concentrate on your sewing.
15:57That'll take your mind off of it.
15:58That's what I did.
16:00You know, sewing reminded me of dresses, and dresses reminded me of wool.
16:03Wool reminded me of sheep, and sheep reminded me of the mountains.
16:06The mountains reminded me of the desert, and the desert made me thirsty again.
16:10Hi, girls.
16:11I came by to cheer you up.
16:12Hi, Gilligan.
16:12I doubt if you can cheer us up.
16:14We're trying to make a sheep to catch the morning dew.
16:16Yeah.
16:17If we're lucky, we'll get a thimble full of water.
16:19Well, look on the bright side, girls.
16:20We might find a new spring any minute.
16:21And if we don't, it might rain.
16:22If it doesn't rain, people sometimes last four or five days.
16:25Gee, Gilligan, do you really want to cheer us up?
16:27Yeah, what can I do?
16:28Go to your house.
16:31I can't understand it, Thurston.
16:32All that nonsense about a divining rod to bring water.
16:35Yes, I know.
16:36Totally unscientific.
16:38Are you ready?
16:39Yes, yes.
16:40Anytime you are, my dear.
16:41One, two, three.
16:43Ha!
16:44Hunger!
16:45Hunger!
16:46Hunger!
16:46Ha!
16:47Hunger!
16:48Hunger!
16:49Hunger!
16:49Ha!
16:50Hunger!
16:51Hunger!
16:51Hunger!
16:52Hunger!
16:52Ah!
16:53Rain!
16:57You're not listening.
16:59I don't understand it, Thurston.
17:01It worked last year in Yellowstone Park for the Cherokees.
17:04What's wrong, anyway?
17:06Hi, Mr. Howell.
17:08Now I know what's wrong.
17:12Here, folks.
17:13Every time I try to do something right, everything goes wrong.
17:16Maybe everybody would be better off without me.
17:18I make nothing but mistakes.
17:23I make nothing but mistakes.
17:26You can make a mistake right in mistakes.
17:29Hey.
17:30Hi, Frog.
17:31Could you mind getting your wet feet off my desk here?
17:34Come on.
17:34Let's go.
17:35Oi.
17:36Oi.
17:37Oi.
17:37Wet feet.
17:39Frog.
17:39Put them all together.
17:42They spell water.
17:43Okay, come on, Frog now.
17:44Take me to your water.
17:45Come on.
17:46Let's go.
17:46Frog.
17:47Woo-hoo.
17:48I'll follow you.
17:49Yeah.
17:52Let's go.
17:52Come on.
17:55Let's go now.
17:56Come on.
17:58Froggy?
17:59Where are you?
18:00Hey, Froggy.
18:01Listen, I don't want to squish.
18:03Oh, there you are.
18:14Gamper.
18:14Oh, Skipper, have you seen Gilligan?
18:16Oh, Marianne, if I'd seen Gilligan, would I be writing this contraption?
18:20Oh, I think you may have done something desperate, Skipper.
18:22Look at the note I found.
18:24And maybe everyone would be better off without me.
18:29Oh, this is all my fault.
18:31My poor little buddy.
18:32Oh, Skipper, you don't think so?
18:33I don't know, but we'd better find out right away.
18:50Froggy?
18:51Froggy?
18:51Froggy?
19:02Froggy?
19:02Froggy?
19:05Froggy?
19:07Froggy?
19:09Froggy?
19:11Gotcha.
19:14Now you look at...
19:14Bye, Frog.
19:19I give up.
19:20Well, there you are.
19:28Come here.
19:29Come here.
19:30Hey.
19:31You all right?
19:32All right.
19:33Okay.
19:34Mike, you all right?
19:37Take me to the water now.
19:39Are you?
19:40It's easy.
19:40Come on.
19:41Come on.
19:44Froggy, frog.
19:46Here you go.
19:47Hey, frog.
19:49Oh, what a big hole.
19:50Oh, I think I found out where you went.
19:51Oh, I just have to hang on.
19:53I'm waiting for her.
19:54Help!
19:54Help!
19:55Help!
19:55Help!
19:59Oh, it's an underground cave.
20:09There's lots of water.
20:12Hi.
20:13Thanks for helping me.
20:14I knew you would.
20:15Look, there's fresh water all over.
20:17When I tell the others, boy, will they be excited, huh?
20:19Oh, but how?
20:22I can't reach the top, and the sides are all smooth.
20:26What am I going to do?
20:31Thanks for the advice, but it's too bad I don't speak frog.
20:34Of course, we've got to search every square foot of this island.
20:37We'll never forgive ourselves if we don't find that boy.
20:39Oh, if we ever do find him, we'll hug him and squeeze him and kiss him.
20:45Hey, what are we waiting for?
20:46Let's go.
20:47If I yell, somebody will hear me.
20:49Hello?
20:51Hello?
20:53Hello?
20:53I wasn't talking to you.
20:57Gilligan!
20:58Gilligan, my boy!
20:59Gilligan!
20:59Gilligan!
21:00Gilligan!
21:01Oh, Gilligan!
21:02Gilligan!
21:04Gilligan!
21:06Gilligan, little buddy!
21:07Gilligan!
21:11My little buddy's hat.
21:13Gilligan!
21:14Could he be in the hole?
21:17Gilligan, are you down there?
21:24Hey, Skipper!
21:25Gilligan!
21:26Gilligan!
21:28Gilligan!
21:35Gilligan, little buddy, is that you?
21:36Skipper, what are you doing down here?
21:38I brought you your hat.
21:39Oh, thanks, Skipper.
21:41Boy, am I glad to see you, even if I can't.
21:43Well, think how happy I am.
21:45Yeah, look at that, Skipper.
21:46Fresh water, fresh water!
21:47No, I don't mean about the water, little buddy.
21:49I mean about you.
21:50I don't mind telling you.
21:51I've got a lump in my throat.
21:52Oh, be careful.
21:53Don't swallow.
21:54It might be my frog.
21:56Gilligan!
21:57Gilligan!
21:58Oh, Thurston, we simply have got to find that boy.
22:00I know what I'll do.
22:01Offer a reward.
22:02$5,000 or $10,000.
22:04Thurston, there are times when money is absolutely useless.
22:07Ooh, what you said, love.
22:10Tunnel over there.
22:11Maybe we can get out.
22:12We can't see where we're going.
22:13We need a light.
22:14I got some matters, Skipper.
22:15Oh, Gilligan, so have I.
22:17But when we fell down in here, we fell in the water.
22:19The matches are wet.
22:21Why don't we build a fire to dry them out?
22:24Gilligan, you can't light a fire and dry out the matches
22:26when you've got to have dry matches to light a fire.
22:28One year, you're the Skipper and I'm only the crew.
22:32Gilligan!
22:33Gilligan!
22:33Gilligan!
22:34Let's search that area over there.
22:36You know, I once had a part in a jungle movie where everybody got lost.
22:40Everybody?
22:40Yes, and nobody ever found them.
22:42The hero died.
22:43The heroine died.
22:44They all died.
22:46But that picture had a happy ending.
22:48How could it have a happy ending?
22:49It made $3 million.
22:51Let's go.
22:52Gilligan!
22:52Gilligan!
22:53Gilligan, my boy.
22:55Gilligan.
22:55I wonder where that boy has gone to.
22:58Hello!
23:00Thistin, that was Gilligan's voice.
23:02Can anyone hear us?
23:04And that's the Skipper's voice.
23:07Thistin, I think they're down that hole.
23:09Heavens to Sherlock Holmes, we found them.
23:11Gilligan, Skipper, we're here, we're here.
23:13That's wonderful!
23:15It's dark down here.
23:17Can you give us some light?
23:18Oh, it's dark.
23:19Yes, I can imagine.
23:20Here, here's some match.
23:24Nice catch, little buddy.
23:25Careful now.
23:29No, no, they hit it on the, on the, on the side, the side of the box.
23:35Gilligan, I know you can do it.
23:37No, on the side of the box, little buddy.
23:39Have you found them?
23:41Yes, yes, they're down there.
23:42I just threw them some matches.
23:43Matches?
23:44Yeah.
23:44Well, there may be explosive gases down there.
23:46Gilligan, don't like that.
23:48Gilligan!
23:49Get back, everybody!
23:50Get back!
23:51Skipper!
24:03Gilligan!
24:05How are we going to get them up from there?
24:07Never mind that.
24:08How are you going to get us down from here?
24:10I've never had any idea that water could be so good.
24:19Is that good?
24:19I never thought water could taste so good.
24:21Well, hold it down now, folks.
24:23I think we should have a few words from the man of the hour, my little buddy, Gilligan!
24:27Yeah!
24:28Good job, Gilligan!
24:29Thank you, thank you.
24:31It just goes to show what I can do when I really concentrate on something.
24:34And you did this one all by yourself, Gilligan?
24:36Yes, sir.
24:37And I know how to locate water now without help from anyone.
24:41Uh, well, gotta give credit where credit is due.
24:46Puffin!
24:47All right!
24:49Here's to Froggy!
24:52The Froggy.
24:53The Froggy.
24:56The Froggy.
24:57The Froggy.
24:57The Froggy.
24:58The Froggy.
24:58The Froggy.
24:58The Froggy.
24:59The Froggy.
24:59Now, this is a tale of our castaways. They're here for a long, long time.
25:06They'll have to make the best of things. It's an uphill climb.
25:10The first mate and his skipper, too, will do their very best
25:14to make the others comfortable in the Tropic Island nest.
25:18No phones, no lights, no motor cars, not a single luxury.
25:23Like Robinson Crusoe, it's primitive as can be.
25:27So join us here each week, my friends, you're sure to get a smile
25:31for seven stranded castaways here on Gilligan's Isle.
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