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"Marooned" is the unaired pilot episode of the TV series Gilligan's Island, filmed in November 1963 and not broadcast until nearly 30 years later on TBS in 1992.
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00:00In tropical sea is a tropic port. Vacation fun is the favorite sport. This is the place where the tourists flock. Renting the boats at the busy dock. Two secretaries from USA. Sail on and me know this lovely day. A high school teacher is next aboard. All taking trip that they cannot afford.
00:27The next two people are millionaires. They got no worries. They got no cares. They climb a board and they step inside. With just enough bags for a six hour ride. Tourists come. Tourists go. Tourists touring to and fro. These five nice tourists they take this trip. Relaxing on deck on this little ship. The weather is clear and the sun is hot.
00:54The weather is clear?
00:57I think it is not. Tourists come. Tourists go. Tourists tossing to and fro. The captain is brave. He's a...
01:07Caramba! What a storm!
01:12The captain is brave. He's a fearless man. And Gilligan helps him all that he can. The wheels he break and lose all control.
01:21Yes, says me know. Do the rock and roll. The sea is now calm and the weather grand. Where is the me know? Upon the sand. What happened now will bring you a smile. The adventures of Gilligan.
01:35And the skipper. And the millionaire. And Mrs. Millionaire. And the other tourists on Gilligan's side.
01:49The exceedinglyLAUGH in Gilligan's side. And the sells belt. Who would be under fire?
01:52Is that Popular�� called Gilligan her golf car? But he MB!
01:53Or is it happening? No wonder? There's what they tell you about.
02:09No wonder when they TW � listen to. Maybe they're the tratar. And the sea is alive.
02:12Hey, Gilligan!
02:37Gilligan!
02:41Hey, Gilligan!
02:49Oh, my gosh.
02:52Man overboard.
02:53I'll leave you skipper!
03:01Gilligan, the minnow's been beached.
03:05Beached?
03:07When the storm was over and it was calm, you said we'd be home in no time.
03:09It may take longer.
03:11When the passengers wake up and want to get off at the marina, what are you gonna tell them?
03:13Think of something.
03:15How are we gonna get home? Look at those holes!
03:17No, skipper, I'm very happy to be here.
03:19I'm so happy, I could kiss the ground.
03:24This island tastes terrible.
03:28Isn't it wonderful, Ginger? We're safe!
03:30I never thought dirt could look so beautiful.
03:33What a wonderful sight, terra firma.
03:35He even knows the name of this place, terra firma.
03:39No wonder you're a professor.
03:41Now hear this, folks.
03:43Now hear this.
03:44There's been a slight change in our plans.
03:46That's right, folks.
03:47Instead of dropping you off at the marina, we brought you right here to this very spot.
03:51Wherever that is.
03:52Thank you, Stuart.
03:53I wonder if tipping would be in bad taste.
03:54Skipper, there was a time back there when I thought the boys in my science class were gonna have a new teacher next term.
04:07I wanna thank you, too, Skipper.
04:09I was sure I was gonna end up as a hunk of shish kebab and a swordfish.
04:12I'm especially glad that I didn't drown, Skipper, because I don't even know how to swim.
04:17Oh, Captain, would you have your man remove our luggage from this vessel?
04:22Well, I'd be very happy to, Mr. Howell.
04:24Where would you have it removed to?
04:26Oh, someplace where the limousine can pick it up and take us to the nearest hotel.
04:30I don't even know where we are.
04:32For all I know, this island is uninhabited.
04:34Oh, nonsense.
04:35Mr. Hilton has hotels everywhere.
04:38Quite right there, Steve.
04:40That storm drove us hundreds of miles off course.
04:43This island doesn't even appear on my Navy charts.
04:45Well, you should have gotten your charts from a more reliable source.
04:48There is no more reliable source in the United States Navy.
04:51Yes, there is. The Sunnybrook Yacht Club. My outfit.
04:58You know, I think someone ought to report him.
05:00Well, he will bear watching.
05:04Now, hear this.
05:05I want all you passengers to stay right here by the boat and out of danger.
05:09Gilligan and I will explore the island.
05:11Gilligan!
05:12I got the equipment right here, sir.
05:14I knew you were gonna need it.
05:15Good work. Let's get started.
05:17Yes, sir.
05:35There's exactly what I've been looking for.
05:40It's a coconut tree. We passed a thousand of them.
05:43If you've seen one, you've seen them all.
05:44Not like this one.
05:45This has got to be the tallest tree on the island.
05:48Now, from the top of this tree, it'll be possible to see the whole island.
05:52Then we'll know whether it's uninhabited or not.
05:54That's a great idea, Skipper.
05:55But who's gonna climb up there and look around?
05:57I mean, there's only two of us here.
05:58And you can't do it because you're the Skipper.
06:00And I can't do it because I don't know how to climb a coconut tree.
06:03Besides, I'm afraid of heights.
06:08I'm not starting any mutinies, Skipper.
06:10But I'm not climbing up that tree.
06:12No siree.
06:14Not me!
06:17What do you see?
06:19Nothing!
06:20I've got my eyes closed!
06:22There's nothing to be afraid of!
06:24Look around!
06:30Hey!
06:31You were right, Skipper!
06:33I can see the whole island from up here!
06:39Look out below!
06:41Thanks for the warning!
06:47Hey, I see something!
06:50I see some people!
06:51Is it a village?
06:52It's just some people, but they have a boat, Skipper.
06:56They can get us off here!
06:58Skipper, we're safe!
06:59I'm sorry, Skipper.
07:00I'm just so anxious, sir.
07:14I'm sorry, Skipper. I'm just so anxious, sir.
07:28Never mind that. Are you...
07:29Are you sure you saw some people?
07:33Yes, sir. In a boat, too. Skipper, we're safe. Just follow me and know exactly where it is.
07:38Right this way, Skipper. I'm blazing E-hole trail.
07:44We're safe. We're safe. Come on, Skipper. Come on.
07:55Here's the beach. Wait till we tell the passengers the good news.
08:01Woo! Look, Skipper, look. Oh, yippee-yah.
08:05Yippee-yah-hoo. Hooray. Yippee-yah-hoo.
08:09Yippee-yah-hoo.
08:14The sea and air search for the S.S. Minnow has proven unsuccessful.
08:25The small boat, which usually ferries tourists among nearby islands, must have been sunk in the recent storm.
08:31And the Coast Guard is abandoning the search.
08:35And now the latest from Wall Street.
08:37Today, the Dow Jones averages climbed to a new high.
08:40Don't turn that off. What's the best part?
08:45Chris, here we are on a desert island, uninhabited, unexplored, uncharted.
08:50I get the picture. Just color us lost.
08:55Well, our only chance of rescue is if the professor here can get that transmitter fixed, then we can radio for help.
09:00I've been trying, but it's very difficult without the proper tools.
09:03Now, hear this, folks. We've all got enough to keep us busy.
09:08The professor here, he's fixing the transmitter.
09:11Gilligan is out there right now fishing for our dinner.
09:14And you girls, you girls wash all the dirty clothes on board.
09:17Aye, aye, Skipper.
09:19Mr. Howell?
09:20Quiet, please.
09:20Mr. Howell, please.
09:23Just above the beach, in that group of palms, is a freshwater spring.
09:27And?
09:28And here's a bucket.
09:29My dear captain, you don't quite understand.
09:33Understand? What?
09:34Well, I'm retired.
09:36Of course you are, dear.
09:37Well, I haven't worked since. Well, let me see now.
09:40Lovie, when was the last time I worked?
09:43Darling, you never have.
09:44Of course. Dear old dad left me everything.
09:47Come on, Lovie.
09:49Industrials are up.
09:50Oh, dear.
09:53Never mind. I'll get the water myself.
09:56Oh, uh, uh, captain, something very important.
09:59How's that?
10:00We always have dinner at eight.
10:02Oh, cocktails first.
10:07Test one, two, three, four.
10:10Test one, two, three, four.
10:13One, two.
10:16Test one, two, three, four.
10:20It works. I fixed it.
10:22Skipper! Skipper!
10:24The transmitter works!
10:26I fixed it.
10:27Great, wonderful.
10:28I found the break in the finished circuit and I fixed it.
10:30Now it works.
10:31Come on.
10:35The transmitter was right here, right next to the radio.
10:37It's just a case.
10:39You mean right here?
10:40Yes, and I know I fixed it.
10:42I heard myself on the radio.
10:43Oh, now, come on, professor.
10:44If it was here with the radio, how could it vanish?
10:46Now I know how it could vanish.
10:51Now I know how it could vanish.
10:51Hi, Skipper.
11:08Hi, Skipper.
11:11Going in for a dip.
11:11Now, hear this.
11:19If there be a man-eating shark out there,
11:23what are you waiting for?
11:25Who goes there?
11:49That was our last bullet.
12:01Skipper, Skipper, let me stay on guard for a while.
12:08You've been up half the night.
12:10I want to help.
12:12You must be exhausted.
12:13Someone has to relieve you.
12:14Maybe you're right.
12:18Go get the professor.
12:20Ask him to come over here.
12:20Maybe he can stand and watch for a while.
12:22The professor's only a passenger.
12:24I'm your very own crew.
12:27Do you have to remind me of that?
12:30I know this mess around is all my fault.
12:33I mean, I'm the one who lost the anchor,
12:35and I'm the one who lost the radio,
12:38and I'm the one who lost the transmitter.
12:40And without the transmitter, we're marooned on this island.
12:42I tell you what, Skipper.
12:45What?
12:46You don't have to pay me for this week's work.
12:51Do you really know the fix we're in?
12:54There may be wild animals waiting out there to chew us to bits.
12:58We may be attacked by savages from nearby islands.
13:01Cannibals.
13:03And now, thanks to you,
13:04we haven't even got a weapon to defend ourselves.
13:06Skipper, I saved some good news for last.
13:09With you around, there's no such thing as good news.
13:11I saved a box of cartridges, Skipper, for the revolver.
13:16Bullets for the gun?
13:17Yes, sir.
13:17I kept them dry all through the storm and everything.
13:19Good work, Gilligan.
13:21Give them to me, and I'll load the pistol.
13:22Hold this for me, would you?
13:51Skipper, how long do you really think we'll be on this island?
13:56Well, Professor, with that transmitter on the bottom of the ocean, we're stuck here.
13:59That is, unless we're spotted by a plane or a ship.
14:02That could be days, weeks, or even months.
14:04I wonder you insist that I'm building this shelter.
14:06Correction, Professor, three shelters.
14:08A his for the boys, a hers for the girls, and a theirs for the howls.
14:10I'd rather go get some more palm leaves.
14:13Good idea.
14:17Skipper, can I help you?
14:19No, Gilligan.
14:20Please?
14:22It's no use, Gilligan.
14:23You're just plain old bad luck to me.
14:28You remember the time on that destroyer when the depth charge broke loose?
14:31Yes, sir.
14:32It was rolling across the deck, and I pulled you out of the way.
14:34I saved your life.
14:35Well, not exactly.
14:36You didn't save it.
14:37You just prolonged it.
14:38So you'd give me more bad luck.
14:40Now, would you run along?
14:41I've got a lot of work to do.
14:43Aye, aye, sir.
14:43Come on, Gilligan!
14:58Professor, can I help you?
15:00Gilligan, it is incorrect English to say, can I help you?
15:03You should say, may I help you?
15:05Professor, may I help you?
15:07No.
15:12No.
15:13Isn't it fun being cast away on a desert island?
15:23Oh, yeah.
15:24Loads of laughs.
15:25But Robinson Crusoe enjoyed it for nine years.
15:31Hi, girls.
15:32Can I help?
15:33I'm very good at washing.
15:34I'm very good at washing.
15:36And I wish you'd get lost.
15:43Ginger, I'm surprised at you.
15:48Why are you so mean to him?
15:50Bunny, it's Gilligan's fault.
15:52We're stuck on this stupid island.
15:54But after all, he is a human being.
15:57Well, I'll bet he isn't.
15:58And I'll give you six points.
16:01Gilligan!
16:03Gilligan!
16:06Gilligan!
16:07Gilligan!
16:09You better keep away from me.
16:11I'm nothing but plain old bad luck.
16:13You mustn't talk that way.
16:15Every time I try to help, something goes wrong.
16:17You know what I thought of doing before?
16:19Packing my things and clearing out.
16:21Oh, I'm glad you didn't.
16:22I couldn't.
16:23There's no place to clear out to.
16:26I wish I had some suds.
16:28I can't even settle for brandex.
16:33I've got to go help Ginger with the washing.
16:36Now, you catch some nice big fish.
16:38Oh, but I don't think I can...
16:39Now, those are orders.
16:40No.
17:08Oh, darling, look at that.
17:20Why, it's Gilligan.
17:38Why, it's Gilligan.
17:40Why, it's Gilligan.
17:44Why, it's Gilligan.
18:03No.
18:03In a time like this, water sports.
18:22I mean real.
18:33And now, it's time for your daily exercise again.
18:56Open the windows, take a deep breath, and that good old tropical tom helps you stay in shape.
19:01First, let's try the simple knee bend.
19:04Hands on hips now, bend at the knees, and here we go.
19:08One, two, three, four.
19:11One, two, three, four.
19:15Up, down, three, four.
19:18Up, down, three, four.
19:21Come on, you, let's get with it.
19:23Me?
19:23I mean you, yes.
19:24Up, we go, down, we go.
19:26Up, we go, down, we go.
19:28Up, down, up, down.
19:31Up, down, up, down.
19:35Up, down, up, down.
19:39All right, that's enough now.
19:41Relax.
19:48The radio, the fish must have swallowed the radio.
19:52And Mandel hit a month single and caught the infield knaping.
19:54They were expecting him to hit away.
19:55This puts men on first and third with one out, and Roger Maris coming up to bat.
19:59Come on, Roger, get a hit.
20:06The radio, I've got to tell him I caught the radio.
20:08I've got it.
20:17I've got it.
20:17We're staying.
20:19Well, how big is it?
20:20The fish must have swallowed the radio.
20:21You did it, George.
20:23You did it, sir.
20:24And if that fish swallowed the radio, maybe another fish swallowed a transmitter.
20:27What do you think our chances are, Professor?
20:29Well, considering the size of that lagoon and the number of fish large enough to swallow
20:34a transmitter, the odds on catching one, after we've already caught one that swallowed the
20:39radio, I'd estimate those odds to be roughly a million to one.
20:44Well, that's good enough for me.
20:48Come on, get to work.
20:53Everybody grab a fish and start feeling for that transmitter.
20:56Skipper, Skipper, wait.
20:58Skipper, Skipper, wait a minute.
20:59Wait, wait.
21:00There's an easier way to do it.
21:01Now, I've just tuned this radio to the same wavelength as a transmitter.
21:04Now, if you just say a few words into the fish, I'll be able to hear you on the radio.
21:08Well, you heard what the man said.
21:09Don't just stand there, Gilligan.
21:10Say something in a fish.
21:11I don't know what to say.
21:14I never talked to a fish before.
21:16Say anything.
21:17Blow their fish.
21:18Louder.
21:18Blow their louder.
21:19Now, hear this.
21:20Now, hear this.
21:22North by northeast.
21:22Please get me off this island, fish.
21:25Do this much.
21:27Old Greyhead must spare my country's flag, she said.
21:35Now, hear this.
21:37Now, hear this.
21:37Get me off this island, fish.
21:39North by northeast.
21:39Please get me off this island, fish.
21:42Listen, they've all gone mad.
21:45Mr. Howell, you've just come out of retirement.
21:47I want you to grab a fish and say something into it.
21:49Now, just one more.
21:50Those are orders, Mr. Howell.
21:52Grab a fish and say something into it.
21:54You too, Mrs. Howell.
21:55Hello, fish.
21:56You heard the Captain Lovey.
22:00Are you reading me?
22:01I don't know if we went to market.
22:03Oh, no, no.
22:04Are you reading me?
22:05Maybe we better humor them.
22:07Yes, yes.
22:07Are you reading me?
22:08I don't know if we went to market.
22:11Honey, honey.
22:12May I have long distance, please?
22:14Oh, no.
22:24The long hope for the missing charter boat, SS Minow, has now been abandoned.
22:29Without that transmitter, we could be here a very long time.
22:32Hey, I know how we can be saved.
22:34Gilligan, I don't want to hear it.
22:35Okay, Skipper, I won't tell you about the plane up there.
22:37Plane?
22:38The plane!
22:39A plane!
22:40A river!
22:41A plane!
22:41It's Captain Flane!
22:42We've been right here!
22:46We've got to attract their attention.
22:48We'll spell out the word help.
22:50How, Skipper?
22:51Now, hear this.
22:53We'll use the fish.
22:54We'll line them up on the beach and spell out the word help.
22:57I'll make the letter H.
22:59I'll take the E.
23:00We'll take the L, Bunny.
23:01I'll take the P.
23:02I'll take the P.
23:31We'll leave all our friends on this tropic shore.
23:39Perhaps they will be here forevermore.
23:42Maybe a rescue will set them free.
23:45Tune in next week and then you will see.
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