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00:00Tonight, Daddy Snooks, played by Hanley Stafford, is in a bad way.

00:11He went to a stag affair at his lodge last night and is now trying to recover from the horrible after-effects of the wassail bowl.

00:19He is resting in his study as Baby Snooks enters.

00:23Let's hear your groan, Daddy.

00:24Oh, oh, my head, oh.

00:29Hello, Daddy.

00:30Oh, you're here.

00:33Now, go away, Snooks.

00:34Daddy's trying to rest.

00:36What are you laughing at?

00:38Because you're wearing that funny hat.

00:41That's not a funny hat.

00:42It's an ice bag.

00:43It looks like a funny hat.

00:45Well, it's not.

00:46Only crazy people wear funny hats.

00:49Crazy people?

00:50Yes.

00:50And the thing on my head is an ice bag.

00:53Are you hot, Daddy?

00:55No, I'm not hot.

00:56I've got chills.

00:57From my ice bag?

00:59No.

00:59I've got chills because I have a fever.

01:01Mm-hmm.

01:02My temperature is high, so my resistance is low.

01:05And when my body heat rises, it makes me feel cold when I'm really very warm.

01:10Shall I get your funny hat, Daddy?

01:12I don't want any funny hats.

01:16Now, leave me alone.

01:16My head is splitting.

01:18Oh.

01:19Oh.

01:19Why is your head splitting, Daddy?

01:22Oh, because...

01:23Because I worked too late in the office last night.

01:26Oh.

01:27How was your smoker, Daddy?

01:31All right, you little snooper.

01:33So I went to a smoker.

01:35And don't ask me to tell you what a smoker is.

01:36And don't bother me at all.

01:37Just get out of here.

01:39All right.

01:39Oh.

01:40Oh.

01:42Oh, my stomach.

01:43Oh, I see.

01:44Daddy!

01:45Oh!

01:46What do you want?

01:48How'd you get sick?

01:50Well, at this party last night, there was so much smoke that it got into my lungs.

01:54It caused this headache.

01:57Now, do you know what's the matter with me?

01:58Mm-hmm.

01:59I got a hangover.

02:02Brooks, what are you saying?

02:04That's what Mommy said on the phone.

02:07Oh, she did, eh?

02:08Big blabbermouth.

02:11Huh?

02:12Nothing.

02:12Go away and let me get some sleep.

02:14All right.

02:15Oh.

02:18Bye.

02:19Don't do that.

02:20Do what, Daddy?

02:22Yell in my ear like that.

02:23Huh?

02:24Yell in my ear!

02:25All right.

02:25Hey!

02:26Oh, my head.

02:27What are you doing to me?

02:29You told me to yell in your head.

02:31Oh, Snooks.

02:33Please leave me alone for a half hour.

02:35Just one half hour, please.

02:37All right.

02:39Daddy!

02:40Oh, now what is it?

02:42Where did you go last night?

02:44To my lodge.

02:46It was our annual smoker.

02:47Did you take Mommy?

02:49No.

02:49Why?

02:50Because no women are allowed there.

02:52Only elks.

02:56Then why did you go?

02:58Because I'm an elk.

02:59Huh?

03:00I said I'm an elk.

03:01Yeah!

03:02I know you're hollering around.

03:05But I think you're crazy.

03:08What's crazy about my being an elk?

03:10A lot of people are elks.

03:11Ah.

03:12My boss is not only an elk, but he's a lion and a moose and an eagle.

03:18How much does it cost to see him?

03:21It doesn't cost anything.

03:23Those are lodges that he belongs to.

03:25Now run along and let Daddy's headache get better.

03:27I'll go if you buy me an ice cream cone.

03:31You can't have any ice cream cones.

03:35Don't do that.

03:36Don't jar my head.

03:37I want an ice cream cone.

03:39No, I can't afford it.

03:41I work too hard for my money.

03:44Aren't you rich, Daddy?

03:45No, I'm not rich.

03:47That is, not in cash.

03:50I'm rich in other things, I guess.

03:52Oh, my head.

03:53Why are you rich in Daddy?

03:55I'm rich in other things, I guess.

03:57Oh, my head.

03:58Why are you rich in Daddy?

04:00Oh, well, I have your mother and you and your baby sister.

04:06I place a great value on all of you.

04:08How much?

04:09Oh, I don't know.

04:11I guess I rate you it's a million dollars and your mother it's a million and the baby it half a million.

04:16Oh.

04:17Daddy.

04:18What?

04:19Sell a baby and buy me an ice cream cone.

04:23Now, listen.

04:27Don't listen to me, Snooks.

04:29You're old enough to learn not to ask for so many things, but to give a little more.

04:33Give what, Daddy?

04:35Well, for instance, you have a lot of toys.

04:37Only last month you got that great big doll for present.

04:40You mean the one that Uncle Louie sent me?

04:42Yes.

04:43And that poor little Smith girl down the street has no toys.

04:46And no Uncle Louie to send her any.

04:48Mm-hmm.

04:49Now, wouldn't you like to give her that doll?

04:51No.

04:52Well?

04:53What would you like to give her?

04:54Uncle Louie.

04:57Snooks.

04:58Oh, I'm afraid you're not imbued with the spirit of charity, Snooks.

05:02I want you to grow up to be loved by everybody.

05:05Be kind and generous.

05:06Mm-hmm.

05:07And you'll be much happier, too.

05:09You'll learn what a wonderful thrill there is in giving.

05:11Much greater than receiving.

05:13Mm-hmm.

05:14You know why I'm telling you all these things?

05:16Mm-hmm.

05:17Why?

05:18Because you don't want to buy me an ice cream cone.

05:20Now, that's not it at all.

05:23I thought maybe you'd remember that Monday is my birthday.

05:26And you might buy me a little present.

05:29All right.

05:31Daddy, would you like me to buy your chocolate cake?

05:34Oh, no.

05:36With whipped cream?

05:37Oh, stop it.

05:38With marshmallow?

05:39Oh, I'm sick.

05:40Snooks, don't mention food.

05:42Well, what shall I buy you, Daddy?

05:44Oh, anything, anything.

05:45Go away now.

05:45Let me pull my stuff together.

05:47All right.

05:48I'll see how much money I got in my little bit of peek-a-wookie back.

05:51Yes, yes.

05:52Oh, thank heaven.

05:55Now, maybe I'll rest.

05:58Oh, Snooks.

05:59What's all that noise?

06:01I lost a team to my bank, and I've got to break it open.

06:05Oh, don't do it now, please.

06:09I got it open, Daddy.

06:10Well, that's good.

06:11Now, leave me alone.

06:12All right.

06:14You know what I'm going to buy you for your birthday?

06:16No.

06:17What?

06:18A new watch.

06:19Oh, that's silly.

06:20I've already got a very fine watch.

06:23No, no, I ain't, Daddy.

06:25Now, why do you say that?

06:27Because I just used to break open my bank.

06:30What?

06:30You little...

06:32Ah!

06:32Oh, that's silly.

06:33Oh, that's silly.

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Sunday Drive with Baby Snooks (Daddy's an Elk)

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