00:00T'was the night before Black Friday, when all through the mall, the biters lurched
00:22stiffly, 10,000 in all. The windows all shattered, the shoppers had fled. It looks like Black Friday
00:30brought Black Days instead. Then down near the food court arose such a clatter. I sprang
00:38from my post to see what was the matter. Then what to my wondering eyes should appear?
00:43A freshie transforming, four more in the rear. With nowhere to go, no safety in sight, I picked
00:51up my bat and prepared for a fight. More rapid than bullets, they came and they came. I
00:57smashed and I called them by name. You bastard, you asshat, you son of a bitch. You all look
01:04so hungry. Here, snack on this. Outside the evils howled and the horde came alive. It would
01:14take a Christmas miracle for old Frank to survive. And then there they were, right there on the
01:21floor. The exosuit and weapons I had asked Xanta for. In the spirit of giving, I let fire
01:29fly. I asked who wanted barbecue. But Garno replied, the strength of 10 men. I brought
01:37serious pain. Come meet your mate. Frank West is my name. So I jumped in my sleigh and broke
01:44through the horn. Spewing out bodies and guts and more gold. It's so nice to be naughty,
01:52I thought with a grin. I'm just getting started. Let the sleigh ride begin.
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