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00:21Don't start. I'm an adult. I can smoke if I want to. Okay?
00:29You talk, you're dead.
00:42Okay, baby face. We're breaking out of the pen.
00:58You're with me? Yeah? Okay, let's go. Make a rub for it.
01:04Oh, I didn't mean to scare you like that. Okay, it's all right. It's okay.
01:10Hush, little Chrissy, don't say a word. Joey's gonna buy you a Thunderbird.
01:19Yeah, that T-bird's got a real smooth rise. With real leather seats, not an auger high.
01:29Yeah, see that? See? Yeah, see that works every time. That's why Joey's such a good babysitter. Yes, I am.
01:37Oh, man, I missed all this with you, sweetheart. Hey, if you ever want me to spit up on you,
01:41just say the word.
01:42I'll get back to you on that. Yeah.
01:46Hey, is this the children's book you've been working on?
01:48Oh, yeah. It's The Adventures of Wormy to Worm.
01:52See? See, this is the part where Wormy to Worm is hiding from doggy to dog and catty to cat.
01:59Who's writing this? Joey to Joe.
02:03Good little help for the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. Yeah.
02:08Without teeth.
02:11It's all right, Dad. I think she's beautiful, too. Yes, I do.
02:14Thank you very much.
02:16Joey, do you smell something?
02:18Don't look at me.
02:21No, I smell smoke.
02:25You're right. You're right. Hey, it's coming from the bathroom. Take the baby and get outside. Go on, go on.
02:34All right.
02:36All right.
02:39All right.
02:50Got a light?
02:58You can count on me
03:01No matter what you do
03:04You can count on me
03:06No matter where you go
03:09Standing by your side
03:10I'll be right behind
03:12No one loves you more than I do
03:16Put your hand in mine
03:17I can see a part of me and you
03:23There's something special
03:25That comes shining through
03:27I hear it in your laughter
03:29And I feel it when you cry
03:32I will be right there for you
03:35Until the day I die
03:37You can count on me
03:40No matter what you do
03:43You can count on me
03:45No matter where you go
03:48You can count on me
03:58Michael
03:58I thought you quit smoking
04:01Honey, I told you
04:01I only started again
04:02Because of all the stress at work
04:03But as soon as I close this deal
04:05I'm going to quit for good
04:06You closed the deal four weeks ago
04:09How many times have I told you
04:11Not to interrupt
04:11When I'm lying to my daughter
04:15Sneaking cigarettes
04:16I'm disappointed in you, Michael Taylor
04:18Oh, both names
04:20I'm in big trouble now
04:23Is it good to smoke?
04:25No
04:25Is smoking a smart thing?
04:27No, it's not
04:27Then why do you do it?
04:28Because it's making me happy now
04:30When are you going to quit?
04:32Never
04:32I beg to differ
04:34I have a long history of quitting
04:35Didn't I quit in 76?
04:36And again in 83?
04:38You didn't quit on your own in 76
04:40You had pneumonia
04:41And you couldn't smoke
04:42I could have smoked
04:43I chose not to blow up the oxygen tent
04:49Michael
04:53Okay
04:54All right
04:55Okay
04:57Okay
04:57I am
04:58Yes
04:58I am
04:59She wants you to quit too
05:01Okay, you see?
05:01I quit
05:02All right
05:03There
05:03Everybody happy?
05:08Hey
05:11Hey, Sarah
05:12Hi, baby
05:12There she is
05:14Hi, baby
05:15Hi, Nicole
05:16How are you, Michael?
05:18I came to quit
05:22Hello
05:24So what did you and Gracie do all afternoon?
05:26Yeah, we worked
05:26Yeah?
05:27She was my inspiration
05:28Oh, well, maybe she inspired you to take me out to dinner this evening
05:30Yeah, you got it all planned
05:31Great place
05:32Great food
05:33Low-key
05:33Perfect atmosphere
05:34Not Chuck E. Cheese again
05:38They're giving out free hats
05:40I have a babysitter
05:41I'll take you out to dinner
05:43What do you say?
05:44I hope it's not the same babysitter you had last time
05:46Because I didn't trust that one
05:47That was my mother
05:52Sorry, I just wasn't impressed with her references
05:56She raised me
05:57Okay
06:05I'll pick you up later
06:06Bye, everybody
06:07Bye, Sarah
06:18You have the ability to stay here
06:19Get here
06:21Michael, here, look
06:22Chew some gum
06:22That's supposed to help
06:23You know, that's absolutely right
06:25That's what they say
06:25Chew gum
06:25If you chew gum
06:26Then you don't miss smoking
06:27Because you have the same
06:28You know
06:28The same fixation
06:30It's an oral thing
06:30It's not even the smoking
06:32So much as the oral part
06:33As long as your hands are busy
06:34And you're not chewing
06:36It's just going to smoke them
06:37Because you're busy
06:38You're chewing
06:38You don't have to smoke
06:39That's the beauty of the gum
06:40You have gum
06:41No silly rights
06:42Just gum
06:42You're chewing
06:43She's right
06:43She's right
06:43She's right
06:46Hey, you're out of control, babe
06:47No, I'm not
06:48Not out of control
06:49I'm fine
06:50So don't worry about me, okay
06:51Why don't you worry about yourself, huh?
06:53Because you're the guy with a problem
06:54Hey, I got no problem
06:55Oh, no
06:56What about Wormy the Worm?
06:58What about Wormy the Worm?
07:01Bottom line
07:01Who cares about bait in a hat?
07:05Hey, Mason, okay
07:06I'm creating a classic here
07:07Okay, there's a thousand stories
07:08You can do with a worm
07:09Oh, I got one
07:12Wormy goes fishing
07:13The end
07:16Dad
07:16Don't even listen to him
07:18This is what people get like
07:19When they're going through
07:19Nicotine withdrawal
07:21That's absolutely right
07:22I can say anything now
07:24No matter what I say
07:24You have to forgive me
07:26Because I'm going through
07:27A very tough time now, okay?
07:28There's going to be a lot of changes
07:29And it's a very tough period in my life
07:31A lot of new things
07:31For one thing
07:32I don't know what the hell
07:33To do with my hands
07:34For the next 50 years of my life
07:36Look, here's a warning
07:37That the Surgeon General
07:38Never told you about
07:39Caution
07:39Michael may be going through
07:41Mood swings
07:43Okay?
07:44Wide mood swings
07:45I'm talking about from here
07:47Until way the hell over here
07:49And very possible
07:50Swinging right back here
07:51Just like that
07:52Big mood swings
07:53Alright?
07:54Do we have any questions?
07:55We're all okay with that?
07:56Alright
07:57Good
08:14Nicole, you haven't left my side
08:16For five hours now
08:18Congratulations
08:19That is five hours without a cigarette
08:22Well, thank you
08:24It does help me to know
08:25That you care
08:26Think of me as your conscience
08:28Yeah, I could think of you that way
08:29Or I could think of you
08:30As the child from hell
08:32I'm sorry
08:33I'm sorry
08:34That was Adeline
08:35It's alright
08:36Mood swings
08:37I understand
08:38Thank you
08:39I feel like dessert
08:40You want some dessert?
08:41I want some dessert
08:42Hey, gavel head!
08:47Think she'll understand?
08:52Nope
08:52See ya
09:01Gavel head
09:03No, pie
09:04I meant to say pie
09:05I wanted some pie
09:05I just wanted to get
09:06Whatever kind of pie you have
09:07Anything at all
09:08You choose
09:09Gavel head
09:11I didn't mean that
09:12That's smoker's withdrawal
09:13I just
09:14You know, you just have to pretend
09:15Not to notice
09:18Okay
09:20Okay
09:22And you pretend
09:23Not to notice this
09:24Ow, ow
09:25Ow, ow
09:26Ow, ow, ow
09:30Hey, she was so great today
09:32I mean, she took a couple steps
09:33Just took a couple steps
09:34I got some pictures
09:35Look at this
09:35Look at that
09:36Oh, no
09:36That's her first step
09:38Isn't that great?
09:40Here's her second step
09:44Here's me dropping the camera
09:45To catch her
09:47What can I say?
09:48The kid's adorable
09:48Yeah, well
09:49She takes after her mom
09:51Joey
09:52Has she ever been to the Bronx Zoo?
09:53Huh?
09:54Because this kid
09:55I'm telling you
09:55The animals there
09:56They got this definite
09:57New York attitude
09:58I mean, they say
09:59Hey, do I come to your house
10:01To watch you scratch your butt?
10:03Joey
10:03And you know what else
10:04About this kid?
10:05She's smart
10:05Real smart
10:06I'll tell you
10:07I think she's gonna be out of diapers
10:08Before most kids
10:09Joey
10:09What?
10:10What?
10:11I don't know
10:12Any other way to say this
10:13What?
10:15Gracie and I are moving
10:19What do you mean?
10:22We're moving
10:23To San Francisco
10:27Huh
10:28Why?
10:30Job offer
10:31I've been waiting
10:32To hear for a while
10:35Oh
10:37When?
10:39End of the week
10:42So that's it
10:43You were just gonna go
10:43And you weren't even
10:44To talk to me about it?
10:45Or
10:45Well, I just found out
10:46About an hour ago
10:48Joey
10:49This is something
10:49That I can't pass up
10:52Oh
10:53What about Gracie?
10:54Huh?
10:55Well
10:56I discussed it with her
10:57And she's fine about it
11:01You think it's right
11:02To just
11:02You know
11:03Uproot her like that?
11:04I mean
11:04What about her friends?
11:07When they learn how
11:07They'll write
11:12Joey
11:12Gracie's 11 months old
11:13This isn't going to
11:14Affect her at all
11:17What about me?
11:20You wanna come?
11:22Well
11:22You know I can't
11:25And you know
11:25I can't stay
11:28They're offering me
11:29A partnership
11:30Joey
11:31This is for my future
11:33And Gracie's
11:34So that's it
11:35Right?
11:35That's it
11:36Hey, goodbye
11:36It's been a great
11:37Six months
11:38Hey, have a nice life
11:40It hurts me too
11:41Joey
11:45What if I said
11:46I would stay?
11:48That I would pass
11:49On San Francisco
11:49And stay here
11:50Because of you
11:54That'll be good
11:58Yeah
12:00But it wouldn't be
12:01Forever, would it?
12:04I don't think
12:04Either one of us
12:05Was ready for that
12:08Come on
12:09We'll all be okay
12:10We will
12:12Hey, gonna be fine
12:30All right
12:31Get ready for the taste
12:32Sensation of your lifetime
12:33This is my own recipe
12:35What's in it?
12:37I don't remember
12:38Pudding or gravy
12:40Want some?
12:40Pass
12:42All righty
12:44You don't know
12:45What you're missing
12:45Hmm
12:53That was a beautiful
12:56Thing to watch
13:00It's nicotine withdrawal
13:02Judge
13:03I think he's pregnant
13:06I have us
13:07Completely under control
13:09Anybody want a dove bar?
13:13There's a moo moo
13:14In his future
13:17Michael isn't the only problem
13:18Judge
13:18Look at this
13:21It's a page
13:22From Joey's children's book
13:23Remember sweet little
13:24Wormy the worm?
13:27And so
13:28Curling up
13:29Under the pink rose petal
13:31Wormy the worm
13:33Pressed the detonator
13:34And blew Wormville to hell
13:40My God
13:41It's the worminator
13:45Sarah and Gracie
13:46Are moving away
13:46And they hit Joe pretty hard
13:48Went through this angry phase
13:49And then
13:50Then
13:50I don't know
13:51Now he's going through this thing
13:51He's dating like a maniac
13:53It's sad
13:54It's really sad
13:55It's his pathetic little way
13:56Of substituting
13:57One thing
13:57For the loss of another
13:59My peach is here
14:05How you doing sweetie?
14:07I'm okay
14:07And I think Michael's
14:09Gonna be okay too
14:10Just every once in a while
14:12He needs to be burped
14:13Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza
14:17Hey everybody
14:19This is Trish
14:21She's in the ice capades
14:23Joey
14:24Hey look here
14:24Why don't you sit down here
14:25Come on
14:25Come on
14:26Sit down
14:26Make yourself comfortable
14:27Alright
14:27Judge
14:28Talk to her
14:33So
14:35The ice capades
14:36You say
14:38No
14:38And my name's not Trish
14:40Either
14:44Hi
14:44Is Joey here?
14:46I'm Trish
14:48Somebody had to be
14:51Joey
14:54Joey
14:55Well uh
14:56Come on in Trish
15:00Have a seat next to uh
15:02Not Trish
15:15So uh
15:16The ice capades
15:18You say
15:18Yeah
15:19Yeah
15:33Push little baby
15:34Don't say a word
15:40Joey's gonna buy you
15:41A thunderbird
15:47Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
16:13Sue me.
16:16Michael.
16:17Let me ask you something. Let me ask you one question.
16:19What do we know about this Surgeon General guy?
16:21You know what I mean?
16:22Is this Surgeon General...
16:23Is he really able to lead an entire Surgeon Army?
16:26Or maybe he's just some lowly Surgeon Sergeant
16:28who kissed a lot of butt to get where he is.
16:29We don't know. We don't know.
16:31No, no, no. Hold on. Let's talk about another man.
16:33A great man. Sir Walter Raleigh.
16:36Okay, the man wore tights.
16:38But still, still, this is a guy who...
16:40He practically invented Virginia, came from England,
16:43planted tobacco, boom, he's got Virginia.
16:45And that's a hell of a state.
16:47He gave us Patrick Henry, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington.
16:50My country tis of thee, sweet land of liberty.
16:54Sing with me, Joe.
16:57Okay, I'm weak.
16:58No, you're not weak.
16:59You're hooked.
17:02It's hard, you know?
17:03It's hard to let go of something that you really enjoy,
17:06something that's become a part of your life.
17:08You're telling me?
17:10Hey.
17:11Hey, I'm trying to let go, too.
17:16When is Sarah leaving?
17:18Two days, day after tomorrow.
17:20I don't understand.
17:21If you're so crazy about this woman, why don't you marry her?
17:26Because it's not just Sarah.
17:28It's Gracie.
17:29I think it's a little more Gracie than it is Sarah.
17:33I think when it comes down to it, I think I just really want to be a daddy more than
17:36I want to be a husband.
17:39I guess we're both going through this withdrawal thing, huh?
17:42Yeah.
17:43There's nothing much we can do about my little problem.
17:45It's moving away all by itself.
17:48We could do something about this.
17:50Come on, give me that.
17:50What are you doing?
17:51I'm going to throw these off the roof, Michael.
17:53I'm going to throw them off the roof, but I want you to say goodbye to them first.
17:56What, to the whole packet once?
17:57Yes.
17:58That's so impersonal.
17:59You know what?
17:59Let me say a couple of words to each cigarette.
18:01Huh?
18:02Just a couple of words.
18:02Michael, Michael, Michael.
18:04If you really want to quit smoking, you're going to have to quit sooner or later, right?
18:06Well, now it's just as good a time as any.
18:08Come on, say goodbye to them.
18:11Goodbye.
18:14Goodbye.
18:15Okay, yeah.
18:22Hey, hey, hey, don't touch those, they're mine!
18:30Lamp.
18:40Art.
18:54Bags full.
19:00That absolutely the last pack?
19:02That's it.
19:03I swear.
19:04I can put you under oath.
19:07Huh.
19:08Joey.
19:16Aww.
19:17You're good.
19:21Hey, look, remember, I'm quitting and I'm going to need support, so not to be selfish,
19:26but everybody helps me.
19:33Is this a good time?
19:36Perfect.
19:38Hi, Joey.
19:40Hey.
19:42What's up?
19:42Well, we just stopped by to casually mention that there are more wide-body non-stop flights to San Francisco
19:48from New York than from anywhere else in the country.
19:54Goodbye.
19:59A good flight.
20:02Nah, cut.
20:03That's no good.
20:03Let's do it again.
20:04More emotion this time.
20:05Come on.
20:06A little feeling.
20:07What are you talking about, huh?
20:08Huh.
20:09Well, listen, uh, you know, this is your big goodbye moment and, uh, we all know how important goodbyes are,
20:14and frankly, you're blowing it.
20:16So I'm here to help you.
20:17Maybe they don't need an audience.
20:21You know, you're right.
20:22You're right.
20:23Lunch.
20:24Let's go to lunch.
20:25It's on gavel head.
20:28Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
20:42Let me show you, Ray.
20:51That was much better.
20:53Mm-hmm.
20:54Michael will be very proud.
20:57Here.
20:59What are you doing?
21:01You got one more goodbye to go.
21:18Hey.
21:21Hey, you got a little lunch on your face there, kiddo.
21:24Oh, yeah.
21:25Here you go.
21:26Come here.
21:27Get a little lunch up there.
21:29Hm.
21:32So.
21:33What are you gonna do without me, huh?
21:36Hey, I just want you to know something, okay?
21:38This was not my idea, this leaving thing.
21:41All right?
21:41But it's gonna be good for you and your mom.
21:44Okay, so let's not get all colicky over this, okay?
21:51Look, I'll tell you what, let's just forget about goodbye, okay?
21:55Let's just forget about goodbye.
21:56Let's make plans.
21:58What do you say we make plans, huh?
22:00I'll tell you what.
22:01I'll call you once a week.
22:04All right?
22:05And I'll chew the fat, you chew the phone.
22:16Hey, I'll tell you something, okay?
22:19And your mom, your mom's gonna be seeing some other guys out there.
22:23Okay?
22:25So I'm relying on you to be a big girl.
22:27And you throw up all over.
22:33Okay?
22:36All right.
22:41I know, I know.
22:42It's hard to say goodbye.
23:07I know.
23:10But then I'll show you my next day.
23:14Uh-huh, yeah.
23:16So that's right.
23:18A lot of people are so familiar with.
23:19I know.
23:19Yeah, you can.
23:19My friends, I'm sure.
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