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00:07what a great workout boy i just i love working out i really do you know after swimming and an
00:13hour on a stationary bike i managed to bench press four times my body weight all right four times my
00:19birth weight actually i just got my hair caught in a nautilus machine for a second i hate working
00:26out i hate it oh give me a cookie no no no hey hey hey is it for the pta
00:30meeting what here the pta
00:31meeting here yeah but you don't have to worry about it okay i'm handling the whole thing i mean i
00:35see
00:35this as my area well good yeah i owe you get it come on come on before you get caught
00:40go go you're a
00:41beautiful guy hey just a minute
00:58hi pta veronica hey come on in oh am i the first one to show up well actually it's uh
01:06it's just you
01:06and me we're the entire homecoming committee yeah just one teacher one parent oh why
01:15no listen before everybody gets here can i just when am i gonna learn
01:23hi i'm michael taylor veronica miles hi veronica miles pta yes the homecoming dance committee
01:31homecoming well football bonfires at crisp autumn air you bet have i mentioned i have a job and he
01:42michael sink excuse us oh must have strained my back pulling that bus off that puppy today
01:54what i want to get involved i want to be a concerned parent my daughter needs to dance
01:59get the hell out
02:05now correct me if i'm wrong but don't we have a policy of not competing for the same woman
02:09i'm not competing michael i'm having a pta meeting that with any luck will end up at club med
02:15i got a solution for our problem trust me trust me veronica who thought here what if we make this
02:20dance ladies choice this is a homecoming dance michael how does ladies choice tie in with homecoming
02:25what do you mean how because you know historically when when uh when the soldiers came home from the
02:30crusades very often they would celebrate their homecoming with a lady's choice actually back then
02:36a wench's choice michael i teach history well then you know that i'm making a great deal of this up
02:44but uh you probably still think i'm charming anyhow right and i would suggest that uh we chaperones
02:51bring dates and that the dates be ladies choice i think the kids are gonna love this best idea we
02:59ever had worst idea i've ever heard ladies choice problem the homecoming dance nicole finally has to
03:08choose either corey or zach what moron came up with this stupid ladies choice thing
03:17honey michael has something he wants to tell you
03:29you can count on me no matter what you do you can count on me no matter where you go
03:39i'm standing by your side i'll be right there no one loves you more than i do put your hand
03:47in mine
03:48i can see a part of me and you
04:07you can count on me no matter what you do you can count on me no matter where you go
04:18you can count on me
04:27okay look i'll ask zach or corey to this dance and then i'll ask the other one to the next
04:31dance
04:31that's all but this is the homecoming dance whichever one you choose it's like saying to the
04:35whole school this one's my boyfriend and the other one isn't but i like them both which one do you
04:41like
04:41more i like them in different ways like corey i like the corey's funny and and i feel really
04:48comfortable around him and what about zach i don't feel as comfortable around zach sometimes it even
04:54makes me nervous to be around zach what do you like about him that is what i like about him
05:02oh so you know you want to ask zach no i know that i don't want to hurt corey
05:09hi honey hey sweetheart you still hate michael's guts
05:15we just thought the lady's choice would be fun you know yeah what other reason would we have
05:21veronica miles the history teacher
05:28lucky guess
05:40so who won the date with the teacher you or joey nobody wins it's it's entirely up to her you
05:47know
05:47it's it's not a competition uh-huh so what do you want the card to read uh dear veronica
05:54i'm saying it with cheese non-competitively yours michael
06:01cheese is good but if i was you i'd say it with poetry
06:06well i'm not real strong with poetry julian well luckily i am how's this
06:11i love you all year long veronica so merry christmas or happy hanukkah
06:24zach
06:25cory
06:33him
06:34him
06:35him
06:39don't do that anymore
06:42okay here's the deal
06:45as you know nicole has to make a choice between me and what's his name for the upcoming dance
06:49and uh i was just wondering if you could put in a few good words for me
06:53i uh took the liberty of writing down a few good words
07:07a dollar
07:09how did that get in there well lucky you
07:15sorry
07:16bribing a judge is a federal offense
07:21there's three more where that came from
07:30oh god
07:36hey nicole
07:38hi zach
07:39uh i was wondering about the dance this weekend
07:42uh yeah just ignore me
07:48i thought maybe before the dance
07:51we could go to the world trade center
07:53we can get inside the elevator
07:55and i'd push all the buttons
07:57and we could have the longest kiss
07:59in the history of new york city
08:06i'll give you a dollar not to do that
08:15so have you decided yet
08:20no
08:23why not i thought there was something special between us
08:28please i need more time
08:31fine
08:32take all the time you want
08:38he's moody
08:40he's a moody guy
08:42he's a no good moody bum
08:44what do you need dad me
08:46i'm mr happy you can't even say my name without smiling
08:49cory
08:50you did it
08:57so who's it gonna be huh
08:58i don't know
09:01okay don't tell me
09:02i'll just look at your face and you'll smile and i'll know it's me
09:13okay
09:16trust me
09:20all right we'll read it again
09:22read it again
09:22okay
09:24we go together dear veronica
09:26like jack and joe
09:28but less platonica
09:42dear guys
09:43i tried to call but you weren't home
09:46i have a lope with my fiancee jerome
09:49we're spending our honeymoon in rome
09:51you'll have to handle the dance along
09:59think we should write her back
10:01oh absolutely i think we should
10:03how about this
10:04dear veronica
10:06we hope your life is full and rich
10:12i don't know
10:13you got anything to rhyme with that joe
10:15oh yeah
10:15yeah
10:18it's for me
10:19it's for me
10:25hi
10:26hi
10:27thanks for coming over
10:28i wanted to talk to you
10:30i wanted to talk to you too nicole
10:33oh
10:34well you go first
10:37nicole
10:39i knew that cory was your friend
10:42but i thought that i was your boyfriend
10:44let me finish
10:47and when you couldn't make up your mind who to ask
10:49i decided i must have been wrong
10:53anyway tina jenkins asked me to go to the dance and i said yes
10:59oh
11:00well
11:02then i'll see you there
11:05yeah
11:05see you there
11:15he dumped me
11:18i've been dumped
11:50i'm standing here
11:52oh
11:53she's nice
11:57have a nice time
12:03cory's got a date already
12:05cory has a date
12:07zach has a date
12:09i didn't want to hurt cory so i didn't ask zach
12:11and now i've lost them both
12:14don't have a date
12:16don't have the dance
12:18what do i have
12:19all right honey
12:21you got us
12:22hey we'll be your dates
12:50this is ridiculous
12:52i'm a spoon
12:52punch at my daughter's high school hop
12:54my daughter's not even here
12:55come on joe
12:57like it or not
12:57we are the chaperones
13:00we ride into town
13:01people who need to be chaperoned
13:02we
13:03chaperoned them
13:04now what
13:05traditionally is a chaperone
13:07well we're 15
13:08the chaperones were lonely
13:10bitter
13:11frustrated old people
13:12who live to make kids lives miserable
13:15all right
13:15well let's have fun with that
13:16come on
13:18come on
13:19split the pocket
13:19come on
13:20hands on the shoulders
13:21on the shoulders please
13:22hey come on come on
13:23hey i want to see two separate bodies
13:24all right separate you
13:27corey
13:27uh mr taylor
13:29hello
13:30mr harris may i introduce my date merle
13:34hi i'm corey's date merle
13:38i've had my eye on this stud muffin since the eighth grade
13:43yeah and i guess i was too blind to see
13:47so uh where's nicole tonight
13:48oh she couldn't make it tonight stud muffin
13:52well uh tell her i said hello and guys let's keep in touch okay
13:56hey we'll get together
13:58yeah hey we'll make it a regular thing
13:59what about tuesday
14:01honey we have dinner with the glicksteins tuesday
14:05oh not the glicksteins
14:08corey they're our friends
14:09they're your friends
14:10but we always have a good time with them
14:13him i like it's her i can do without
14:17they've been together for five hours
14:19i think they're celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary
14:22i understand they're gonna travel more now that the kids are out of the house
14:27you
14:31all in the attitude
14:32you should be working for planned parenthood babe
14:34i saw that
14:41well i would say there's not a single kid here having a good time
14:44our work in this town is done
14:48boy i remember all our teenage dances huh
14:50always trying to get away with stuff right in front of the chaperones
14:52yeah i was the master yes you were
14:55and look at me now i'm miss grundy
14:58yeah look at this way sloppy
15:00no matter what
15:02what
15:05somebody's kissing
15:08you're crazy
15:10tira stop i just want to dance okay
15:13okay let's dance
15:15i can hear it
15:16somebody's making out and it's right around
15:26joey harris love cop
15:33oh
15:34zach
15:37oh
15:37she's kissing me
15:40look my arms around her
15:42oh nicole found out about this
15:54nicole
15:56junk food is not the answer to your depression
16:00what makes you think i'm depressed
16:05zach loved these
16:07we'd sit on the couch together
16:08we'd save all the red ones for me
16:11we were so happy
16:14now he's dead
16:18no
16:20worse
16:21he's at the dance with tina
16:24tina
16:24who's been waiting all year like a vulture
16:27for me and zach to break up
16:29so she could swoop down
16:31and pick the flesh off the rotting carcass of our relationship
16:37that's beautiful
16:43now she's got them all to herself
16:47well swoop down there and shoot tina off of them
16:50but
16:51what if zach doesn't want me anymore
16:54and i'm standing there alone
16:56everybody pointing
16:58whispering
16:59snickering
16:59there's nicole
17:01poor nicole
17:02she had it all
17:03and now she's dust
17:09well cheer up sweetie
17:11at least you'll be fat
17:15what would you do if you were me judge
17:18i would have made up my mind sooner
17:21but i didn't want to hurt anybody
17:24fine
17:25nobody's hurt
17:27everybody's happy
17:30and you're sitting here like a lump
17:32filling up your head with whipped cream
17:34until your face explodes
17:36put down that can
17:38what
17:39put down that can
17:42get upstairs
17:43pick out a dress that still fits you
17:45get down to the dance
17:46and stake a claim for your man
17:47but the most important thing you can do
17:49is put down that can
17:57thanks judge
18:02you're welcome
18:14i thought she'd never leave
18:30i suppose you're gonna tell nicole about my being with tina
18:32why should we do that zach
18:34you have to how else is she gonna be jealous
18:40are you done with my boyfriend now
18:41because i requested a slow dance
18:45tina these are nicole's dads
18:48what
18:49little nicole couldn't settle on just one father either
18:54gotta love her don't you
18:59mr harris mr taylor
19:01what
19:02ah met tina huh
19:04shelby let me ask you something
19:06you're nicole's best friend
19:07what do we do with this whole zach tina thing
19:09do we tell her
19:10nah
19:10nicole knows that zach is here with another woman
19:13she's cool
19:14she's not worried about it
19:15trust me i'm real smart about these things
19:22thank god i'm pretty
19:26tina
19:31drop him
19:36bradford
19:37you've got something of mine
19:39i want him back
19:40go sink your claws into someone who's available
19:44you're green with envy bradford
19:47and it shows
19:51so do your roots
19:54ladies this is madness
19:56oh get out of the way
19:57don't you touch my cupcake
20:02okay come on
20:03there's nothing to see here
20:04come on
20:04show's over
20:25would you care to dance
20:29okay
20:32do you know how i feel about you
20:35well yeah so why are we dancing
20:39because you're my friend cory
20:41we have always been friends
20:43and there's no reason why we shouldn't be
20:44for as long as we know each other
20:48unless you're gonna hate me now
20:51nah i need you for geometry
20:58hi nicole
21:00hi merle
21:03take good care of him
21:20do you think 15 is too young to go steady
21:27you can't ask me that
21:30why not
21:33because
21:34tonight
21:36it's lady's choice
21:39has lady made a choice yet
21:52so what do you think
21:54love cops uh swing into action and break this up
21:58why don't we just uh try and remember what it was like to be 15 and in love
22:01i don't know i had some pretty good memories
22:09why don't we just let them have one huh
22:12you are my heart
22:19thank you
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