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00:06omelets muffins french toast what's the occasion nicole my dads are starting their new jobs at
00:11the magazine today that's right michael and joey are gonna be working together all day together
00:18in the same place i get the picture there's nothing like a hearty breakfast when you're
00:24gonna kill each other well i feel i have this new responsibility to make their lives a little
00:29easier now that they're going to be working so hard to support me so i plan to take on the
00:33cooking
00:33the cleaning and all of the household duties that's very rare to find a teenage girl with such
00:41a self-sacrificing attitude very rare i don't think i'm buying it what's really going on
00:52fresh ground pepper well today is the first day of the rest of my career morning dad
00:58morning dad and what a morning it is new job first day you can't beat that and you know by
01:05definition
01:05first days only happen one time so you have to stop and savor every moment okay
01:14michael nicole's a little concerned that you and joey may experience some difficulty getting along at
01:19work soothe her troubled soul sweetheart sweetheart sweetheart you're used to working in an office
01:33i'm worried about joey and i hope you're gonna do everything you can to make this job thing as easy
01:38on him as possible honey it couldn't be any easier he's got the easiest boss in the world me me
01:46the
01:46business manager the office manager the joey manager i will be there personally to guide him in this
01:52transition from bearded indigent to corporate star hey and i'll bet you joey's just as excited about
01:58this as i am isn't that right joey hey i'm not going and you can't make me
02:11you can count on me no matter what you do you can count on me no matter where you go
02:22standing by your
02:23side i'll be right behind i'll be right behind no one loves you more than i do put your hand
02:30in my
02:30mind i can see you a part of me and you
02:36there's something special that comes shining through
02:41i hear it in your laughter and i feel it when you cry
02:46i won't be right there for you until the day
02:50you can count on me no matter what you do you can count on me no matter where you go
03:01you can count on me
03:10this is it joe executive offices financial update magazine our new corporate arena
03:16what do you think come on come on come on this is where you're going to learn to navigate the
03:22stormy
03:22seas of american business and this is your captain speaking now what's the first thing you need to
03:26know i need to know who died and made you captain joe i have a little more experience in the
03:31private
03:31sector yeah yeah equal partners michael that's what we said i said i'd take this job under the
03:36condition that we were equal partners and another thing you know i mean at home i got this big loft
03:41and
03:41i'm used to that right i walk in here this is small it's crowded i hate this i quit you're
03:47being
03:47just a little bit whiny i don't know what i'm doing here michael i'm an artist this is a financial
03:53magazine i mean what do i know about financial how do i draw financial is this what you mean by
03:58whiny
03:59no this is panic this is new look joe you wanted artistic freedom right you wanted to be in control
04:05you're in control you are in charge of the entire art department you you are the art department it's
04:11a great position to be in joe you are in the artistic driver's seat so take your seat and drive
04:19what's the matter sticking straight out of this chair it's an office chair joe you never sat in an
04:24office chair before yeah well you try it try it joe joe whoa hey see you're right we either fix
04:32this
04:32chair or uh we put a little plastic glove on it hey you don't like this chair i'd give you
04:40another
04:40chair oh yeah what about that guy don't worry about that guy joe it's a fact of corporate life first
04:44come first get the good stuff i was here first hi hi can i help you are you mr kelcher
04:53uh quite
04:54possibly now get off taylor i'll write up those steps thank you
05:05kelcher must be interviewing receptionists and that must be her desk right next to the artistic
05:11driver's seat i love my work boy oh boy i envy you i really do i mean you're gonna be
05:18out here
05:18wooing women at the water cooler and i'm gonna be stuck all alone in this office
05:31oh so this is your office huh yeah it's not as close to the elevators as yours i'll tell you
05:38that
05:38but you know it'll have to do how do i look you look like the boss michael you're such a
05:45sensitive
05:46guy come on kelcher's the boss but you know he's not a real hands-on kind of boss and you
05:50know how
05:50he feels about me so you know he's just gonna trust me to run things the way he wants things
05:54run hey
05:54equal partners you're so sensitive taylor harris we're doomed taylor you know why i'll tell you why
06:01we know nothing about the magazine business which is three rosy-eyed lugs with a crazy dream
06:07i thought you knew what you were doing when you bought this magazine of course i did you were going
06:10to draw it you were going to sell it i was going to play golf now i'm thinking who's going
06:16to do
06:16the writing the editing who's going to make our crazy dream a magazine we need to hire a managing
06:21editor managing editors don't come cheap taylor and i'm not a bottomless pit as far as i want you to
06:26know so where do we come up with the cash well let me work with the budget that's my job
06:30and if need
06:31be we'll trim just a touch off our own salaries what in exchange for a small piece of the profits
06:37which gives you more cash now to hire this editor guy and motivates us more to make more profit for
06:42you later because now a small piece of it goes to us how small eensy eensy weensy done hardball i
06:48love it
06:51am i brilliant or what joe do you see why i deserve this office hey michael what did you just
06:56say to
06:56him huh i mean he's hardly paying us anything to start with that's why we both have to work in
07:00the
07:00first place look i'm gambling on us now if this magazine is successful so are we because we own a
07:06piece
07:06of the profits we're part owners joe it's the best deal i ever made in my life be happy hey
07:10i haven't
07:10seen one thing that i'm happy about boys never mind meet karen martin the newest addition to our little
07:18staff hi joey harris art director in charge of all art direction welcome aboard hello and i'll be looking
07:28forward to working very closely with you and i want you to know that uh my stapler is your stapler
07:35thank you but um i think this one will do nicely and an excellent choice that is because as anyone
07:45can plainly see this is the far more urbane and better dressed stapler so anytime you have a desire
07:50to to unite two crisp sheets of quality bond into a wholly satisfying glorious inter-office
07:58communication well feel free to call on my stapler anytime day or night i work late i'm happy to hear
08:05that because we're going to be putting in some pretty long hours to get this magazine off the ground
08:12yes herb i think this office will do nicely
08:20yes herb office nicely wow what an awkward moment for you guys and now that karen our new managing
08:28editor and your new boss is comfortably installed in her new office why don't we get to work
08:35and when i say we i mean you i tee off in an hour
08:45comfortable
08:50hey hey hey hey come on my chair my
09:10okay
09:12you made breakfast you've cleaned the house
09:15and now you're ironing clothes when normally you'd be down at klawicki's with your friends
09:20what's really going on cory on his way up whatever i say play along hello nicole shelby judge
09:30i uh was just stopping by to let you know that i have nothing of consequence
09:34on my social calendar this saturday night i am completely clear and i just wanted you to know that
09:41what's saturday night the sadie hawkins dance at school shut up i'll flatten you
09:47you know where the girls have to ask the boys i'm a boy
09:55uh-huh don't answer that don't answer that
10:00oh hi zach hi
10:05you are an evil vile witchy woman what's your point
10:12cup kiss
10:14zach what do you think you're doing here same thing you are being free on saturday night
10:19look cory zach i'm real sorry but i'm not going to be able to go to the sadie hawkins dance
10:24because my
10:25dads specifically told me that while they're working at their new job i have to stay and do
10:30my household duties at least through saturday night right judge uh-huh come on kids let's go let's leave
10:38nicole to her ironing and her ironing board
10:45i love you judge
10:52hi dad how was your day gee i used to really love that that was my favorite thing about having
10:58a
10:58daughter i would come home and you would say how was your day dad i used to really look forward
11:03to that
11:04that's over ask me ask me how was your day dad well nick today i got my first assignment i
11:13will
11:13be designing the cover i will be establishing the graphic look of the magazine i had a good day
11:19i like my work
11:22and what do you have to do i gotta listen to him go i had a good day i like
11:26my work
11:26hey you're just upset michael because you're not the boss well michael if it'll make you feel any
11:34better you can be the boss of me like if you said nicole you have to stay in saturday night
11:39because
11:39i say so that'd be fine because you're the boss hey that's exactly the kind of working relationship
11:45he likes nick he tells you what to do and you do it except we're supposed to be working together
11:49on his presentation for the first issue and pardon me but i thought working together means i get to
11:55come up with some of my own ideas no because i listened to your ideas and they're bad they're
11:59bad so they're not practical they're not cost efficient we can't do them oh why because you
12:03say so no because i'm right dad you're supposed to be working together here we tried we can't
12:09big surprise no the big surprise is that we got a new boss that looks at you and me as
12:13equals
12:14i think that's killing you tell me i'm wrong oh yeah that's that's really killing me that's
12:25hey i got a job where i'm appreciating i got a boss who's valuing my talent i mean tomorrow is
12:31the
12:31first day of the rest of my career what do you think about that i'm not going in and you
12:37can't make
12:48me
12:48michael i'm trying to concentrate on this presentation your pants are making that corduroy rubbing
12:53together sound are you talking to me again now no i'm not talking to you i'm talking to your pants
13:00sit him down and shut him up i don't know who she thinks she is or who she thinks i
13:07am when some
13:07guy out of the mail room i put my budget proposal on her desk right on time and i've been
13:12waiting
13:12for a meeting all afternoon that door doesn't open up michael i'll see you now now she'll see me now
13:21joe
13:22she'll see me now now i'm not interested what do you think about that michael i'd like to see you
13:31in
13:31my office well isn't that funny because you know i'd like to see me in your office too
13:52you have a problem with me now would be a good time to tell me what it is i don't
13:56have a problem
13:56you have an attitude i don't have a problem with my attitude look i'm not your lackey i don't like
14:02being called on the carpet to discuss how you think i feel about you you figure because you're
14:07some wall street whiz kid that you're an automatic asset to any company what do you know about putting
14:12a magazine together look i know that you and kelcher have history it's understandable that you resent my
14:18position here but perhaps it would change if you just took the time to find out a little bit about
14:23me and why i was hired karen susan martin graduate brinmore college columbia school of journalism 29
14:32years old yeah last position held you were the managing editor of in shape magazine you change it
14:39to is gave it a whole new classy look prior to that teen world magazine which became tw and of
14:45course your
14:46first magazine woman's look wl well bad news karen we're financial update the jig is up
14:56yeah i'm gonna need a new trick if i'm gonna increase our circulation by 300 which is what i
15:01did those other magazines michael now that's what i'll be doing here what will you be doing here
15:05uh terribly sorry to interrupt but uh my end of the presentation which i put together myself
15:11is ready for your approval at your convenience i'll be standing by without attitude
15:20thank you mr kissy bottom
15:24i'll see you when i'm done with michael as you wish
15:29you want to know what i'll be doing here you mean besides marketing the magazine besides making sure the
15:35magazine has enough advertisers i'll be doing what i've always done look you work with ink i work with
15:40thinking there are two kinds black and red i make sure that we stay out of the red that's what
15:45i'll
15:45do okay let's take a look at your hypothetical budget for our first issue that's not hypothetical
15:52it's actual it's my budget it's act what why what are those marks you make on my money these are
15:58your
15:58sketches for the first cover yep yeah first you know i didn't think i was gonna be much good at
16:03the
16:03financial magazine but pretty good stuff huh well of course i had every confidence
16:10what the hell is it this is uh see this uh this represents the national debt see you got a
16:18giant
16:19goldfish in a bowl we keep feeding it i mean it fills the whole bowl soon it's going to explode
16:27that's very clever harris you know this confirms my good judgment in hiring you and taylor and karen
16:33yeah we're going to be one big happy magazine family yes
16:41it's going to be a disaster
16:44you know what's very funny i was outside this door pacing for three hours waiting and looking forward to
16:51this moment and now that it's here i gotta be honest with you i didn't really enjoy it but i'll
16:58bet you hear that a lot problem taylor oh what gave me away was it for example the smoking hole
17:07in my
17:07forehead well cheer up taylor because harris's cover sketches are absolutely fabulous now that's what i
17:14wanted to hear what do you think of this karen it's a fish it's the national debt tell her harris
17:26see karen if you really think about that okay that represents i don't have time to think about it
17:31because i'm running past the newsstand on my way to the subway and i see a fish i don't care
17:36what the
17:36fish represents because my train just pulled in so i buy a copy of u.s news and world report
17:41because it
17:41has a time bomb on it with the words national debt printed boldly across it and i don't buy a
17:48copy of
17:48fish digest neither does anyone else just a second karen these are my boys i hired these boys to work
17:57on my magazine now it seems that you have a problem with taylor's budget and you have a problem with
18:02harris's artwork and what i want to know is why do you have so many problems
18:11herb you hired me to make this magazine work and i'm going to try and do that now mr taylor
18:17and mr
18:18harris could be magazine golden boys but we'll never know unless you step out of the way and let me
18:24at
18:29herb herb harris may god have mercy on your souls
18:47mr harris mr taylor look joey it's yippie and yappy nicole's two suitors together yeah
18:54how come you two aren't strangling each other corey and i have teamed up temporarily yeah we know that
19:01you both have tough new jobs and and you've been sort of taking it out on nicole by making her
19:05stay
19:05inside and clean up the house we had uh and how would you know this nicole told us aha yeah
19:15but
19:15see there's a sadie hawkins dance at school yeah and we wanted to know if you could just let her
19:20off
19:20saturday night so she gets one of us to go and in return we'll help her out with her many
19:25household
19:25chores on sunday well i don't know only if she cleaned out the chimney you don't have a chimney she
19:33didn't build us a chimney look guys why don't you wait downstairs in clueiki and we'll decide if we
19:39want to let cinderella go to the ball thanks while she's deciding which one of us to take i just
19:48want
19:48you know how much i really respect you guys we're home hi look at that joe it's a rare teenage
20:05girl that
20:06is so conscientious and self-sacrificing very rare they're on to you
20:13judge you were in on this little scam weren't you who me no not me it uh it was all
20:23her idea
20:26i just drove the getaway car okay how'd you guys find out we're parents we know everything
20:38zach and cory met us in the hall together yep no fair no fair they ganged up hey nicole we
20:46are not
20:47your evil stepdads you're gonna have to find another alibi and you're gonna have to face them
20:53where are they cloikis they're not going away i have to choose between them this is icky
21:07so pally what do you want to do about work i don't know i don't know you think we'll uh
21:12ever be as good at the magazine business as karen is look when we started in this father business we
21:18didn't know anything and we're getting pretty good at it now we overcame fatherhood we can overcome a
21:23killer boss does this mean we're not fight no well you know we'll always fight that's something that
21:29equal partners do equal partners hey equal partners best deal i ever made in my life yeah you and me
21:39yeah two guys united versus one lady editor yeah camera doesn't stand a chance it's a slaughter massacre
21:49water what happened what happened she came into the wiki's she walked towards us she said she was
21:54going to choose one of us for the dance and then and then she fainted nicole you don't have to
21:58choose
21:59we'll choose for you yeah yeah don't do a thing we'll flip a coin
22:05gang up on me will they
22:14you and me two guys united versus one killer boss
22:24we haven't got a chance
22:41we haven't got a chance to get on the show
22:43we haven't got a chance to get on the show
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