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00:14Tide game, 48-48.
00:16Excuse me, sir.
00:18You're done with your little game because you're looking kind of tired.
00:22Tired?
00:23No.
00:25Warming up.
00:26We're going to play another five hours.
00:28Thanks, basket wins.
00:29Thanks.
00:34Hey, Gary Hudson just looked at me.
00:37No way, man.
00:37I think he was looking at me.
00:40Hey, maybe I get to be on the football team with him or maybe he wants to make me popular.
00:44Hey, Gary.
00:47Hey, Shelby.
00:48Come here.
00:52What do you think?
00:53I should probably sit down now.
00:59All right, let's put the ball in the basket and get out of here, okay?
01:02And we need one good, smart play.
01:04Got any suggestions?
01:06Give and go.
01:06Nah, they're expecting that.
01:08We need something a little more dramatic.
01:10All right.
01:11How about this?
01:12I'm dribbling down the right side, right?
01:14All of a sudden, I grab my chest.
01:16I fall to the floor.
01:17Dead.
01:18I'm dead.
01:19Everybody gathers around me.
01:20I let the ball roll out of my hand.
01:21I give it a little push to the left side.
01:23You're standing in that quick basket.
01:24We win.
01:24How's that?
01:28Okay.
01:29I'll see a fake heart attack.
01:34So, Gary.
01:35You can take out that Shelby girl or what?
01:38Take her around?
01:40Nah.
01:41I'm gonna take her home.
01:43I think I can score with her.
01:45Won't you?
01:46Hey, if I had a mind, there wouldn't be a doubt in it.
01:57You can count on me.
02:00No matter what you do, you can count on me.
02:06No matter where you go, I'm standing by your side.
02:10I'll be right behind.
02:12No one loves you more than I do.
02:15Put your hand in mine.
02:17I can see a part of me in you.
02:22There's something special that comes shining through.
02:27I hear it in your laughter and I feel it when you cry.
02:32I will be right there for you until the day I die.
02:37You can count on me.
02:40No matter what you do, you can count on me.
02:45No matter where you go, you can count on me.
02:57You see, now, there's a lot of parts of being a father.
02:59And one of the parts is this responsibility that we have to protect you from something
03:04or someone that we believe is not really good for you.
03:07What happened?
03:11Well, we saw something today.
03:12We saw a little something.
03:13What did you see?
03:15Honey, it's not that what we see.
03:18I'm trying to find a way to put this delicately.
03:22This Shelby animal, what do you know about her?
03:26You saw Shelby do something?
03:27Well, yeah.
03:28We're down to gym today and that guy, Gary Hudson, he was there and Shelby was talking to him.
03:33Well, yeah.
03:33He was asking her out.
03:34He is the most popular boy in school.
03:36She already told me that story.
03:38She didn't tell you the whole story.
03:39Why?
03:40What's the whole story?
03:43Well, the whole story is, uh, see, what's the story, Mike?
03:53It's a bedtime story, Nicole.
03:57Get out of here.
04:01Come on.
04:03Look, Nick, we know we can't pick your friends for you.
04:06No.
04:07No.
04:07I'm not gonna dump Shelby because of something you heard that is not even true.
04:11Hey, Nicole.
04:12Did you hear this from her?
04:13No.
04:14So you only heard it from the boy's side?
04:15Yeah.
04:16So maybe the boy is just a pig.
04:18Sweetie, all boys are pigs, but you said that this is the most popular pig in school.
04:24So?
04:25So what's the point?
04:26What's the point?
04:27The point is, is why does Porky want to go out with a girl like Shelby and not say,
04:32you know, a girl like you?
04:34Maybe I'm just not his type.
04:36Good.
04:36What would you say is his type?
04:39Look, look, I don't like what you guys are saying about my best friend because Shelby is
04:43not like that, and I stick by her no matter what you say because she is all I care about.
04:50God, I love that kid.
04:53Hey, she's loyal to her friends.
04:55Did we teach her that?
04:56I think so.
04:56We screwed up.
05:02Sorry, boys, but I've got this restaurant to run.
05:04So if this is about Nicole's life, you guide her through it because that's your responsibility.
05:09Just like it's my responsibility to show these nice people to a table.
05:13Nicole's gonna have sex.
05:14We're closed.
05:15Get out.
05:19Look, it's not exactly Nicole who's thinking about it.
05:22It's her friend, Shelby.
05:23And how would you know that, I hesitate to ask, it being the most private, intimate matter
05:27in a person's life?
05:28I've overheard it on a basketball court.
05:32You didn't hear anything about me, did you?
05:35Judge, we told our daughter that we were worried about Shelby being a bad influence on her, so
05:40naturally our daughter got very upset, and naturally our daughter's gonna come running
05:42to you for a second opinion.
05:44She'd be the one with the real mad face standing right behind you.
05:48Hi, darling.
05:49Hey, sweetheart.
05:50Hi.
05:51I'd like to speak to the judge in a dad-free zone.
05:57You have a wonderful day at school, and we love your reputation just the way it is.
06:04All right.
06:04What did they tell you to tell me?
06:08Sweetie, your dads are concerned about guilt by association.
06:12People are known by the company they keep.
06:14Like the people I hire to work in my restaurant, they're a reflection on me.
06:18Hey, judge, where do we keep the fire extinguisher?
06:20In the back.
06:21Why?
06:22No reason.
06:25But if you believe in your friends, you have to trust in them and believe they can handle
06:30themselves in a crisis.
06:31Hey, judge, we got insurance or what?
06:35Why?
06:37No reason.
06:40And even if you sense that your friend is getting in over her head, you have to step back and
06:44you say, this is my friend.
06:46I picked my friend.
06:48My friend is smart.
06:49Hey, judge, what's the number for 911?
06:55Unless your friend's an idiot.
07:01Hey, Nicole, you've heard of Gary Ha...
07:03Hey, what?
07:04What, the best friend is suddenly the last to know?
07:06What are you talking about?
07:08There's a four-part rumor, and it goes like this.
07:10You, Gary, Saturday, bed.
07:13Now, all you have to say is, Nicole, it's not going to happen, and then life can go on.
07:18Bed?
07:19Nicole, it's not going to happen.
07:22He thinks he's going to sleep with me Saturday night.
07:25Why aren't you getting the words right?
07:28Nicole, I've been working on getting him to ask me out for the past five months.
07:33Shelby!
07:34Nicole!
07:34I really don't see how what I choose to do or not to do with Gary affects our friendship
07:39or your life.
07:42Hey, Shelby, this friend of yours anything like you?
07:48Because if she is, my friend would like to make it a double date Saturday night.
07:54Hi.
08:08Look, boys, Nicole isn't a freshman in high school anymore, and you're not freshman parents
08:13anymore.
08:14With each new year, you have to expect the curriculum to get a little harder.
08:19So that's it?
08:21Problems keep getting tougher and tougher and never ends?
08:23Of course it ends.
08:25I mean, how long can you possibly live?
08:29Hey, Judge, bodulism or salmonella?
08:32Which is the one that kills you?
08:44You know, the thing that really upsets me about this is Nicole is, she is innocent.
08:48She knows nothing about the sex stuff, and now, because of Shelby, she's going to want
08:51to learn.
08:52Oh, come on, Mike.
08:53Come on, she probably knows more than we do.
08:55Come on.
08:56Okay, more than you do.
08:59She knows nothing.
09:01Oh, yeah?
09:02What do you think they're teaching her in hygiene?
09:04Hygiene.
09:04Cleanliness.
09:05They're teaching her, you know, cleanliness and hygiene.
09:07Brushing your teeth, washing your ears.
09:09They're teaching her ears and teeth.
09:10That's my belief.
09:11Yes.
09:11Yes.
09:12What about her other parts?
09:14Hey!
09:14My daughter has no other parts, which I care to discuss.
09:17Hey, come on.
09:18Why don't you wake up, huh?
09:19Wake up and face reality.
09:21Okay, okay, okay.
09:21Let's say she's Nicole has a little bit of tiny, teeny-weeny shred of sexual knowledge,
09:26okay?
09:26Hey, I want to live in ignorance.
09:27I want to live in ignorance.
09:29I want to live in ignorance.
09:30The sperm unites with the ovum, resulting in a nine-month gestation period, which culminates
09:38in the birth of a baby boy or girl, depending, that is, depending on the X or Y chromosome
09:48makeup of the sperm.
09:49Stop saying that word.
09:52What word?
09:53You know that erm word.
09:57Do you want to tell me what's going on?
09:59You sit me down and ask me what I've learned in school about the reproductive process, and
10:04now Michael's all depressed.
10:05I'm not depressed.
10:06I just hate everything.
10:09No, no, no, no.
10:09See, Nick, look.
10:11See, we're not as concerned about what you're learning in books as we are about who's teaching
10:15you what out there in the street.
10:16Right.
10:17Which brings us back to Shelby, my best friend, who I'm not giving up no matter what.
10:21No, nobody's asking to give anybody up.
10:22It's just that, you know, you reach that point in every kid's life where the two dads sit
10:28down with the kid and, uh, and discuss, you know, discuss, uh...
10:32What?
10:32Well, look, you got the biological part down perfect, but you, you really need to learn
10:36about, uh, you know, stuff.
10:38The birds and the bees?
10:40We feel that you have reached a certain level of maturity, and as an adult and as an intelligent
10:47young girl, we can't treat you like a little girl.
10:51Go to your room!
10:52Go to your room!
10:53Seriously!
10:53Go to your room now!
10:55All right.
10:56All right.
10:57Look, look.
10:58Okay?
10:58Look.
10:59Remember that?
11:00Remember when we were telling you about how all boys are pigs?
11:03Remember that?
11:04Well, uh, you know how we know that?
11:07Because, see, in, in our callow youth, we were pig boys, too.
11:13But that's very normal.
11:15It's very normal for senior boys in high school to spend a lot of time thinking, uh, lots of
11:19pig stuff, because that is, that's your prime pig time of life, really, wouldn't you say?
11:23That's, that's your prime pig time, and, and every adult guy, no, no matter how currently
11:29snoutless, every guy at one time went through this.
11:33Every guy, Alan Alda, teenager, pig, Phil Donahue, teenager, pig, Mr. Rogers, teenager,
11:42can you say oink?
11:48So what am I supposed to do, not talk to boys?
11:50No, of course you have to talk to boys.
11:52And he's exactly what you say to them.
11:54No!
11:55See, but, you, you're too young.
11:57You really are too young.
11:58And that's, that's the good news.
11:59You are allowed to be too young, you know?
12:01I mean, you don't have to have that pressure and the responsibility that goes with thinking
12:05about sex all the time, because you really, you're not ready.
12:08That's right, see?
12:09And if you think that we're a bunch of old fuddy-duddies who are saying this to you,
12:12that's okay, okay?
12:13That's fine.
12:14Because that's, that's exactly what your friends are going to say we are.
12:16And that's all we want you to get out of this, is that friends influence friends.
12:20So if you're ever in a, in a, in a moment with a guy and you don't know what to
12:23do,
12:23we just hope that your decisions will not be based on what Shelby thinks,
12:27but based on what, you know, you think, because of what we talk about here.
12:33Will there ever be a time when I, when it's okay?
12:36No, no, no.
12:40Years from now, will I...
12:42No.
12:46My wedding night.
12:58Dads, we're thinking.
12:59Hold on.
13:12How long are these guys going to be out there?
13:14They've been on the court all day.
13:15I don't know.
13:16Why don't you ask them when they're going to get off?
13:17I asked them 50 times already.
13:20I hate being a sophomore.
13:21These guys think they're tougher than me just because they can beat me up.
13:25Because you don't have to touch that.
13:27Watch me.
13:29Hey, you old guys.
13:30Shut up, dweeb.
13:31Thank you very much.
13:35Tonight's the night, huh?
13:36Nicole, I want you to know I've been thinking a lot about this.
13:39I have two, Shelby.
13:41What did you decide?
13:43I've decided I know exactly what I'm doing.
13:45He likes me, Nicole.
13:47We're going to go out all year and he's going to take me to senior prom.
13:50Who's taking you?
13:53Hey, Shelby's friend's a definite looker shape.
13:56She turned you down Saturday night.
13:58Yeah, that's okay.
14:00I'm busy anyway.
14:02No, you're not.
14:04Maybe you should ask her again.
14:07I bet she's worth it.
14:09It doesn't matter how many times you ask her.
14:12Nicole's not going to go out with you and you don't even think that way about her.
14:17Excuse me?
14:19Congratulations.
14:20You have just killed yourself.
14:23You heard me.
14:26I've seen you around school.
14:29What's your name?
14:33Corey Kupkis.
14:36Well, listen, Kupkis.
14:38You're either brave or stupid.
14:44I'm stupid.
14:49Why do I do those things I do?
14:52What?
14:54I'm too many numbers.
14:56Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
14:58Hello, Nicole.
14:59Shelby.
15:00What are you guys doing on the floor?
15:02We're defending you.
15:04Nice job.
15:05Thanks.
15:07There's no reason for me to be defended.
15:09By the way, I changed my mind.
15:12If you're still free for tonight, why don't we make it a double?
15:27I thought that was a real good meal.
15:31Yeah, I love that place.
15:33How was your chicken, Nicole?
15:35I couldn't eat another nugget.
15:37Yeah, they all know me at that restaurant.
15:40You may have noticed their preferential treatment.
15:42I was so impressed at how quickly they held my onion.
15:50Be right back.
15:52We stink.
15:56My man.
16:08Nervous?
16:10Oh, um, I'm fine, Nicole, and it's okay to be nervous.
16:14I'm sure Gary's nervous, too, because it's our first time together.
16:18You think this means as much to him as it does to you?
16:21I know it does.
16:23What I don't know is what you're doing here.
16:29Show me.
16:30Let's dance.
16:39Nicole.
16:41I'm going to join you here on the couch, okay?
16:45Sure, John.
16:46Knock yourself out.
16:52What are you doing?
16:55Reading this magazine.
16:57Well, uh, how do you expect to get anything accomplished with your mind on this magazine here?
17:02Whatever you want to get accomplished, you go right ahead.
17:05I'll be reading this.
17:07What?
17:09You don't need my mind involved in what you want to do.
17:12I don't.
17:14No.
17:14If you did, we wouldn't be spending our first date on a couch.
17:17We'd be somewhere getting to know each other.
17:19But since you don't need to know me, you go ahead and do what you want to do, and I'll
17:23be reading this.
17:27Excuse me.
17:31What?
17:32See, I've got permission to do what I want to do, but I don't think she's into it.
17:38What are you caring?
17:41Oh, yeah.
17:42Thanks.
17:44Is that what you think?
17:45You don't care?
17:47No.
17:48Of course not.
17:50That's them.
17:50I don't care about them.
17:51I care about us.
17:53You happen to be very special to me tonight.
17:57I am?
17:59Sure.
18:01Hey, look.
18:02Maybe we'd be more comfortable if we had more privacy.
18:06Just remember that I live here.
18:08I must have a bedroom here.
18:11Well, can't we just dance some more?
18:14Tell you the truth, Shelby.
18:16I want to do something more than just dance before my parents get home.
18:21I'm just not ready yet.
18:24I'm ready.
18:26What?
18:28Yeah.
18:29Seems like it's going to take forever with John, and I don't need to dance.
18:35So, let's go.
18:37Nicole, what are you doing?
18:40Shelby.
18:41It's been beautiful.
18:46Nicole, just give me a second.
18:51Nicole, what kind of friend do you think you are?
18:54I'm being the best friend you ever had, Shelby.
18:58How?
18:58By taking my boyfriend?
19:00No.
19:01By showing you that this guy is not your boyfriend.
19:03That he doesn't care about you at all.
19:06He was just about to care about me a lot.
19:09Not as long as the only thing you wanted to do is dance.
19:14I'm sorry.
19:16Okay.
19:19I found the bed.
19:21Okay.
19:28I found the bed.
19:40Oh, yeah.
19:41I'm only 15 years old.
19:43And you know what else?
19:44I don't love you.
19:45And you know what else?
19:47I don't like you.
19:49You know what else?
19:50I hate you.
19:55So, what are you saying?
20:01Okay, fine.
20:02I know when I'm being used.
20:04Nicole, go ahead.
20:06I would like you to leave now.
20:08Shelby.
20:10You have a choice.
20:12You can stay or you can go with your little sophomore friend.
20:15In which case, you would be a little sophomore, too.
20:19Who I don't say hello to at school.
20:22Who I don't know anymore.
20:27For the last five months,
20:29I've been trying to get you to notice me at school.
20:32To talk to me.
20:34And when you finally did, you said you liked me.
20:37And I was stupid enough to believe you meant you liked me.
20:43And I thought you were so great because you're so popular.
20:48And now I'll tell you what I think you are.
20:50I think you're a...
20:53Pig!
20:55Pig.
21:05That Nicole girl wants me.
21:18Hi, Dad.
21:20Hi, Nick.
21:21Shelby.
21:25Mr. Taylor, Mr. Harris.
21:28I know you know what's been going on
21:30about some decisions I've been making in my personal life.
21:33And, um...
21:35I came here to tell you something.
21:38If you want to hear.
21:40About your personal life?
21:42I don't really think that's our place to...
21:44No, Joe.
21:44No, no, really.
21:45It's not our business.
21:47What exactly, personal life?
21:49Well, Nicole told me what you taught her about sex.
21:52And how the most important thing about it...
21:56is never to have any.
22:04And I just wanted you to know that...
22:07I didn't.
22:11Well...
22:12What means you come to this correct decision?
22:16Well, didn't you know?
22:18Friends influence friends.
22:21Gee.
22:23Sometimes it works.
22:24Thank you very much.
22:27Thank you very much.
22:33I have a country college.
22:33I did love golf with aussies.
22:33No.
22:40Yeah, I have a country course.
22:41No.
22:43No.
22:43No.
22:44No.
22:44No.
22:47No.
22:50Yeah.
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