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00:02okay i'm here what i need an accomplice a patsy a fall guy a stooge that's me
00:08i got a date tonight cory or zach uh new guy love true love endless love or everlasting love
00:21my dads are gonna kill me love oh the real thing
00:27shelby i need you to cover for me okay my dads can't know i'm out with this guy this is
00:32going
00:32to involve deceit and manipulation thank you for calling me blue blob get him got him blue blob get
00:42him got him all right i got all the little blue blobs all right what's the next my seven trials
00:48hey what do you care you're the great warrior gab zoo of schweeb nothing can stop you nothing
00:56what the hell is that i don't know is it friendly okay no
01:06oh my god that's the mother blob
01:08run run i can't i'm stuck behind i'm stuck behind that thing here then beg for mercy
01:14i'm sorry i squished your babies
01:19no no no
01:24she ate my whole head
01:30hello no no no no no no who's that one of us must have had a date
01:45we'll be leaving now dad all right we're going to the movies all right have fun man
01:53i'm the best what movie are you gonna see the really long one 11 o'clock okay
02:04blue blobs get them got them got them got them
02:13hi mom
02:17how do i look great older thank you why thank you
02:27oh i neglected to mention what promise me you'll be on your most mature behavior seeing that kevin is a
02:35sophomore at n y
02:38a college guy nicole you have a date with a man
02:44now you see why my dads would kill me if they found out i wasn't out with you
02:48but that doesn't matter what matters is i'm in love shelby i i'm in true love
02:56what like the kind debbie gibson sings about or whitney houston
03:01cole
03:03hi
03:09ooh madonna
03:14kevin this is my little friend shelby not that little i'm the same age as nicole oh so you're 18
03:20too
03:21yes yes last week
03:24last week shelby turned 18 happy birthday again shelby
03:29thanks so what you two go to the same college yes yes shelby and i are both freshmen at columbia
03:35yeah we wanted to go to a north american school but they were booked solid
03:44so
03:45laugh a minute shelby that's what we call her on campus get out of here
03:51i mean it
03:55well nice meeting you i have to go study for a test oh yeah what's your major
04:01arithmetic
04:11look sorry i'm late god first i couldn't find the key to my dorm
04:15then my car wouldn't start
04:19then i had this philosophy paper to write
04:23you know i like school but the hours are exhausting
04:26yes i know what you mean that nine to three grind is a killer
04:31so so where are we going well i know a place that serves good food and we can stare at
04:36each other a
04:37lot
04:37oh i like that place
05:09Put your hand in mine, I can see a part of me in you. There's something special that comes shining
05:20through. I hear it in your laughter and I feel it when you cry. I will be right there for
05:28you until the day I die.
05:31You can count on me. No matter what you do, you can count on me.
05:39No matter where you go, you can count on me.
05:57Julian, you want to talk about it?
06:01Okay, now this is interesting because suppose I heard something I wasn't supposed to hear and I know something I'm
06:06not supposed to know and if I don't get it off my chest, I'll pop.
06:12You tell me.
06:14Okay, now this is interesting because suppose you know the person that I know this thing about and I don't
06:18want you upset at that person on account of me.
06:22You tell me.
06:24Yeah, well I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and a hard-boiled egg.
06:30Julian, if you don't want to tell me yourself, you tell it to someone you trust to tell me.
06:36Here, tell it to Michael and Joey and they'll tell me.
06:40Tell us what?
06:43Okay, now this is interesting.
06:45Tell them.
06:49Nicole didn't go out with Shelby tonight. She went out with a college guy.
06:54Okay, now you're supposed to tell the judge.
07:04Alright, look boys, I think it'd be a mistake to go off the wall over this until you hear Nicole's
07:09side of the story.
07:10Too late. I'm already off the wall.
07:12You off the wall, Mike?
07:13I'm over the wall. I'm in the next yard beating up the dog.
07:19Come on.
07:20I know Nicole almost as well as you do.
07:22And I think you should be prepared for a perfectly logical explanation.
07:26Yeah?
07:27Well, I'm prepared to keep her in a room for two weeks.
07:29Hey, in my courtroom, people are innocent until they're proven guilty.
07:33Unless they tick me off.
07:36Yeah, except this isn't your courtroom, judge.
07:38This is our living room.
07:39And we're not judges, you know? We're parents.
07:41Yeah, we're not rookie parents anymore either.
07:42It's true, yes. We used to come to you for advice.
07:44Yeah, we don't do that anymore.
07:45We understand the job now.
07:46Yeah, we need to be gentle and loving.
07:48And tender and caring.
07:50Hi.
07:51Where the hell were you?
07:55At the movies.
07:56That's one lie. That's one week in your room.
07:59What are you talking about?
08:01Who were you out with tonight?
08:03Shelby.
08:04Two lies. Two weeks in your room.
08:07Judge, what's going on?
08:10Well, sweetie, your dads are upset because there's an allegation that you spent the evening in the company of a
08:16college boy.
08:17Is that true?
08:19Three lies, you don't come out of there.
08:26Yes, it's true.
08:28You're a witness.
08:32And now tell your dad's a perfectly logical explanation I know you have.
08:36Go ahead.
08:37He's a tutor, right?
08:38You're taking some college-level course.
08:40And that's the only reason you'd be spending time with a college boy, because he's your tutor, right?
08:51No.
08:55And you're saying he's your boyfriend?
08:58I'm saying I'm in love with him.
09:03I just dropped dead.
09:06Look, that's me on the floor.
09:13Boys, I don't think I've ever admitted I was wrong about anything to anybody in my life.
09:21Night.
09:26How could you do this?
09:29What's my punishment?
09:30Answer my question.
09:31I answered it.
09:33I'm in love.
09:34I'll take my punishment for being in love.
09:37Hey, hey, hey, what is that?
09:38Come on.
09:38You're not being punished for being in love.
09:41You're being punished for where were you?
09:43I'll tell you where I was.
09:45I was on the most wonderful, romantic date of my life.
09:50How romantic?
09:52We had dinner together.
09:53At this little outdoor cafe where they played opera music and served espresso.
09:59She drank espresso.
10:04How old is this guy?
10:06Nineteen.
10:07Boom!
10:09What's that?
10:10That's me on the floor next to Michael.
10:16You went out with a nineteen-year-old college guy without asking us?
10:20What would you have said?
10:21Never mind what we would have said.
10:23You didn't give us a chance to say anything.
10:24This guy's way too old for you, Nick.
10:26Who are you to say what's too old for true love?
10:29No one.
10:30We're no one, you know?
10:31And, hey, what's age got to do with this anyway?
10:34You know what?
10:34Why don't you go out with Hume Cronin?
10:39If you're not going to take me seriously, then I can't talk to you about this.
10:42Oh, we're taking you more seriously than you think, Nicole.
10:45Now, you lied to us.
10:46And I don't care about anything else as much as I care about that.
10:48You lied to us.
10:50Now, you want to live in this house?
10:51Then you've got to respect us enough to tell us the truth.
10:55All right, look.
10:56You were grounded for two weeks.
10:58I don't want to hear, can I watch TV?
11:00I don't want to hear, can my friends come over?
11:01And I don't want to hear how hard we're being on you.
11:03Because believe me, this is nothing compared to what we are feeling right now.
11:07Now, go.
11:08Go on.
11:08Get up in your room.
11:09Go ahead.
11:10Of course.
11:12This is what you have to do.
11:14What do you mean by that?
11:16I mean, I expected this.
11:19Parents have to get in the way of true love.
11:21Just like in Romeo and Juliet.
11:23So punish me.
11:25It doesn't matter.
11:26I still care about Kevin.
11:28You want us to punish you?
11:30As long as it's for lying and not for being in love.
11:32I'll wait in my room for two weeks, and then I'll see Kevin again.
11:36No, no, no.
11:37You'll be in your room for two weeks.
11:38And then we'll begin to talk about this college boy.
11:41Fine.
11:42We can talk about Kevin, and then I'll see Kevin.
11:45And then if you want to punish me for seeing Kevin,
11:48then I'll wait for those two weeks to be up,
11:49and then I'll see Kevin again.
11:51And then I'll be punished, and then I'll see Kevin again.
11:53And then I'll see Kevin again.
11:55And then I'll see Kevin again.
11:56And then I'll see Kevin again.
12:03Apparently his name is Kevin.
12:12Hey, Nicole, come on.
12:15It's been two days.
12:17You know, it's a very immature game you're playing.
12:20Come on, Nick.
12:22Just because we had to punish you, that doesn't mean you don't talk to us.
12:28I wrote a poem.
12:30Would you like to hear it?
12:32Sure.
12:33Yeah.
12:35You cannot cage the loving heart.
12:38You cannot keep true love apart.
12:42For love won't be denied, I think.
12:45And in the end, my daddies stink.
12:54Oh, yeah?
12:55How's this?
12:56Roses are red, violets are blue.
12:58You ain't never coming out of that room.
13:02Well, she doesn't care about the punishment.
13:04There's a bigger issue here.
13:05She believes that she's in love with a college boy.
13:08And the more we fight with her, the more she's going to believe she's in love with him.
13:11Well, so we shouldn't fight with her?
13:12No, we have to fight with her.
13:14That's in the bylaws of the League of Dads.
13:17We don't fight with her, they take away our hats.
13:20That's them now.
13:22Hat patrol.
13:24I can't help it that I'm only 15 years old, okay?
13:27I can't help it that I'm not in college and have a car, okay?
13:31What do you think of the beard?
13:32What?
13:34I have to be older, so I'm growing a beard.
13:36I'm growing it to look like yours.
13:37What do you think?
13:44Like looking in the mirror, babe.
13:47How am I supposed to compete with the guy who has a car?
13:49I don't know.
13:50What am I supposed to pull up and say,
13:52Hey, babe, forget the Corvette.
13:54Hop on my Schwinn.
13:57Bring, bring, bring, bring.
13:59Jack, you think possibly you're overreacting?
14:02I miss Nicole so much.
14:11Cut it out.
14:13Okay.
14:15I'd like to plead my case for Nicole's release.
14:18You listening?
14:19No.
14:20You know, I read in a psychology magazine
14:23that when you keep children isolated for too long,
14:25they become stupid on you.
14:27Very true.
14:28Cory's been isolated for years.
14:31So, uh, will you let her go?
14:33You bet.
14:34I did it?
14:35In two weeks.
14:37And now at this point in time,
14:39you guys go away.
14:42Come on, Cory.
14:43I'll give you a ride home.
14:44Oh, great.
14:45Can I ring the bell?
14:48Can't help but like those two guys.
14:50Eh.
14:50Why can't she just go out with them?
14:54I want to talk to her about this college guy.
14:56I enjoy it, but look, wait.
14:57She obviously feels really strongly about this guy,
14:59so let's at least listen to what she has to say, okay?
15:01Then we blow up?
15:03Good plan.
15:08Come on, Nick.
15:09Open it up.
15:10Honey.
15:14She's gone.
15:14What?
15:15She's gone.
15:16Out the window, down the fire.
15:18Where do you think she went?
15:20My father's intuition tells me
15:21that our little girl just went to college.
15:31She lies to us.
15:33We ground her.
15:33We ground her, she runs away.
15:35Oh, man.
15:36Just like me when I was a kid.
15:37I'll tell you.
15:37I'll tell you something.
15:38My father was out there somewhere just laughing.
15:40Listen, listen.
15:41I don't want to get crazy just yet, you know?
15:43Guys, I'll have a shred of belief
15:44that she would not dare come down here.
15:46So until I actually see her,
15:48I'm choosing to remain calm.
15:49All right.
15:51Hey.
15:52Kevin O'Neill's room.
15:53Where is it?
15:59Hey, look at that.
16:00The old towel on the doorknob.
16:02I remember.
16:03I remember when I was in college,
16:04I used to put a towel on the doorknob
16:05so my roommate wouldn't walk in.
16:08Whoa.
16:11All right, Nicole.
16:12We're going home.
16:12Let's go.
16:13My name's Robin.
16:14Hey, who are you?
16:16Never mind that, Steve.
16:17Who's Nicole?
16:18I don't know any Nicole.
16:20Oh, yeah?
16:20Like you didn't know any Beth or Amy?
16:22I told you.
16:23They were a science project.
16:30Right moment.
16:31Wrong daughter.
16:34Look, maybe we should verify the contents of this room
16:37before we do the Crockett and Tubbs routine, huh?
16:40Yeah?
16:40And how?
16:42Give me a boost.
16:44All right.
16:45All right.
16:46Go on.
16:47Oh.
16:49This is it.
16:50Well, let's go then.
16:52Wait a second.
16:53You haven't called me back for two days.
16:55I've called you, like, 20 times.
16:57Nicole, I've been busy.
16:58It's been crazy lately.
17:00I've got midterms.
17:01I've got a paper due.
17:02I've got two little psychopaths on a bicycle following me around.
17:09Well, well, now I'm here, so you don't have to call.
17:12Nicole, I really like you.
17:14And the three times we've gone out together, we've had a lot of fun.
17:17Good.
17:18Well, then, where are we going next time?
17:21We're not.
17:25What?
17:26Okay, we've got to talk.
17:30You're dumping me.
17:31Nicole, listen.
17:32Tell me what it is that I did, and I'll fix it.
17:35Nicole, I don't think you can fix this.
17:38Come on, how old are you?
17:40I told you.
17:42I'm 18.
17:45I'm 17.
17:4916.
17:52I'm 15, but that's as low as I go.
17:56How did you know?
17:58I had no idea the first time we went out.
18:01As a matter of fact, you seem more mature than most girls my age.
18:04But then some of the things you said, like college being from 9 to 3, well, that's high
18:10school, Nicole.
18:11And your friend Shelby, that's preschool.
18:17Okay, so I'm 15.
18:19Why does it matter?
18:21Nicole, I'm 19.
18:23I'm looking for somebody who's going through the same kind of thing I'm going through right
18:26now.
18:27I'm not looking for somebody to go to the prom with.
18:30Kevin, I'm sorry I lied to you.
18:33I'm sorry that I'm 15.
18:34I just didn't want to lose you.
18:37I love you.
18:41Our little girl is getting her heart broken.
18:44I'll kill him.
18:45He can't.
18:47He's doing our job for us.
18:50Nicole, I'm sorry.
18:52It's just not going to work out.
19:02You're the first boy I ever said, I love you to.
19:14Our little girl is in a lot of pain.
19:18And so am I.
19:26What has taken her so long?
19:28See, I knew we should have just brought her back with us.
19:30No, Michael.
19:32She'd be humiliated if she found out you were there.
19:35I tell you, half of me is just so angry with her.
19:38The other half, I feel bad for her.
19:42So, Judge, how do we handle this one?
19:47Well.
19:51Nope.
19:54What do you mean, no?
19:58Like you told me before.
20:01You used to come to me for advice.
20:03But you don't do that anymore.
20:05Because you understand your job now.
20:09Well, it's a good thing you do.
20:12Because this one's not a decision for a judge.
20:16This one's for parents.
20:22So what are you going to say?
20:24I don't know.
20:27I mean, it's one thing to punish a little girl for lying to her parents.
20:30But a little girl is not what we've got anymore, is it?
20:43Oh, this is a very bad night.
20:47You guys won't have to worry about me seeing any college boys anymore.
20:52Kevin doesn't love me.
20:56You know, I really used to think that I understood this love business.
21:00But then, I got you.
21:03And now, my problem is that you have a broken heart.
21:09And this, this breaks my heart.
21:13And it breaks my heart that we didn't take your feelings into consideration.
21:18But it also makes me real angry that you didn't take my feelings into consideration.
21:22So, I, so, I don't know, you know.
21:25How, how is that, Joe?
21:26How do I have both of these feelings at the same time?
21:30Well, I blame it on love, Michael.
21:33And love twists you all up.
21:35Makes you angry.
21:37Just when you know you're right to be angry.
21:39Just when you know you're right to scream and yell.
21:42Love says, wait a minute, hold it.
21:46I want you to forgive.
21:55Well, we forgive you.
22:00I lied to you.
22:02Yes, you did.
22:03And you still got some time left in your room to think about that.
22:10Do you still love me?
22:14Yeah.
22:17This much.
22:19Yeah.
22:20I'm sorry.
22:22Okay.
22:28Thanks.
22:34Bye.
22:35Bye.
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