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00:26You see in me a very happy man.
00:30That balloon contains the two British airmen who have been hiding in my cafe.
00:36A favorable wind is, even now, wafting them gently back to England.
00:42And now that they have gone, the resistance cannot blackmail me into hiding them.
00:47And the Germans cannot shoot me for the same reason.
00:51All that I have to do now is to get my wife's mother, who is in a coffin in that
00:56earth,
00:58back home and into her own bed.
01:00I can then get back to making as much money as possible out of the Germans.
01:08Oh, René, you are a hero of resistance.
01:12The old village will be talking about you.
01:15I was just doing my duty for France.
01:19Oh, René, you must hurry back.
01:22Get on the radio to London and tell them the balloon is on its way.
01:31Oh, Edith!
01:33Oh, Maria!
01:35Oh, will nobody come to my assistance?
01:41What is the matter, Mama?
01:43Oh, Edith!
01:45How much longer have I to wait to go to the bathroom?
01:52Shooting has been reported from behind the woods.
01:55It will be the army on their manoeuvres.
01:57Let us get back while they are busy playing at soldiers.
02:01Oh, Edith!
02:04Shut up!
02:11Hans!
02:12How does that shooting?
02:14What is coming from down the road?
02:16Quick!
02:29Keep shooting!
02:30That balloon must be brought down!
02:36Fire at it!
02:37Keep pumping the blow-lamps, Carstairs!
02:39They can probably see the light!
02:41Shouldn't we turn them out?
02:43If we do that, we'll come down, you ass!
02:47Oh, yes!
02:48I hadn't thought of that!
02:56General von Klinkerhofen, what is happening?
02:59That balloon must be brought down!
03:01Fire at it!
03:20Yes, General, but I think I ought to explain to you...
03:23Do not argue, fire!
03:41Why are you not hitting it?
03:43Because my little shells are blank!
03:45Why are you shooting with blanks?
03:47Why are you shooting with blanks?
03:48You have a further manoeuvres!
03:49That's not all I had!
03:51I've got surrounded by idiots!
03:54Heads will roll for this!
04:05It was a bit close!
04:08Do you think we ought to surrender?
04:09Good idea!
04:10Yeah!
04:11We surrender!
04:14I don't think they're in the right mood for a chat!
04:16Keep pumping!
04:17We might gain a bit of light tonight!
04:21Oh!
04:22Oh!
04:24I'm stiff with the toad!
04:37Oh!
04:38Oh!
04:38Oh!
04:38Oh!
04:38Oh!
04:38Oh!
04:38Oh!
04:41Oh!
04:42Oh!
04:43Oh!
04:44Oh!
04:44Oh!
04:47Oh!
04:58Oh!
05:00Oh!
05:01Oh!
05:04Oh!
05:05Oh!
05:07Oh!
05:08Oh, my brother!
05:12Oh, oh!
05:15Oh!
05:15the code book look it up all right all right we've heard you what does it mean do not release
05:24the
05:24airmen oh heck hello hello red riding hood has already gone to the woods any minute now she
05:32will be knocking on the cottage door also it is giving me a problem shut up you old ratbag it
05:45is too late there is nothing we can do the airmen have gone and i am glad to see the
05:48back of them
05:49over and out i think we should all say a little prayer for the airmen come
05:59dear lord please give to the british airmen a safe landing wherever they may be amen
06:23then general from klinkerhofen arrives let us know immediately we must not keep him waiting we do not
06:29want to make him cross yes colonel now remember hans we know nothing about what has been going on
06:36you understand perfectly what has been going on we've been stealing priceless paintings
06:43we pinched that clock the oldest cuckoo clock in existence then there was the blowing up of the
06:50railway line helping british airmen to escape all these things can affect our careers very bad
06:58let me say that i know nothing of these things that you have done
07:02you have done them too i was obeying orders your orders you always use that as an excuse what uh
07:09happened to the cuckoo clock ah i was very clever about that i expect you think i had that bust
07:17made of
07:17myself out of vanity oh well it did cross my mind yes and then i thought it was so lifelike
07:22that it could not
07:22be vanity that bust conceals the priceless cuckoo clock which i will sell after the war i wondered why
07:33there was a key in your ear hole will it still work after all this time in your concrete head
07:39the mechanism
07:41isn't perfect
07:53you're right it does work it is ticking if von klinkerhofen here's my head ticking
07:59you will think i am a bomb general von klinkerhofen is here
08:07oh
08:22and shut it up put it back on the desk tell the general to come in
08:31show the general in
08:37general eric von klinkerhofen
08:43heil hitler heil hitler club why do you keep me waiting my assistant was making sure the office was
08:50tidy general the colonel's head had fallen down i see
08:58i think this was done before the plastic surgery
09:03herr otto flick officer of the gestapo
09:10i believe you requested my presence i did not i sent for you
09:23it has come to my attention that there is much resistance activity in this area
09:28i am therefore taking personal command of the district
09:31that's very good news general we are quite chuffed
09:57we have tried to be kind
10:03they do not appreciate it it does not work
10:07very little information regarding these unruly elements have been received from our intelligence
10:13sources in other districts good leads have been obtained from places to which the people have free
10:19access such as bars restaurants cafes furthermore amorous liaisons with local women pay good dividends
10:29we have tried this general time again if the waitress is in the cafe did you learn anything new
10:36one of two things
10:38really important i am not surprised the senior posts in the underground movement are usually held
10:44by older women is this not so herflick agreed there is in fact an older woman in the cafe the
10:51colonel is referring to
10:53i have for a long time had my suspicions about her
10:58then an officer must be found who is attracted to older women who can worm his way into their confidence
11:04i think you have a suggestion herflick
11:06my investigations reveals that colonel von strom is such a person
11:12i will say so you are mistaken herflick his previous successes with senior women include
11:20uh lady hair stylist in amyant not lordette's mother
11:25it was early closing day and it was rainy
11:29a cinema usherette the regal the roxy oh was that the one with the uh the ice cream tree
11:39from the canals a lady barge captain oh the big one with the flat bottom
11:46a little one with a big funnel
11:50there seems no doubt you are the ideal agent for this operation you will therefore at once pay
11:55attention to this lady and if possible make her your mistress general how can i put it i don't fancy
12:03her colonel how can i put it how do you fancy the russian front she's a good cook
12:12i'd forgotten that good let it be done
12:25hey
12:26what are you doing i was trying to get one in the top pocket and at the same time screw
12:38down the table
12:40why did you not wait for me kiss me oh yvette we must be careful my wife has ears like
12:48a bat she
12:50might be suspicious if she does not hear the sound of a game going on while you kiss me i
12:55will make
12:55the balls go click in the bucket
13:09what are you doing on the billiard table you stupid woman it's quite obvious what we were doing on the
13:15billiard table a bulb was on the blinker evette was trying to screw it in tighter then why is she
13:22not
13:22done so because it was too hot i was lying there waiting for it to cool down if you wanted
13:29it to
13:29cool down why did you not switch off the light me alone in the dark with one of our serving
13:36what kind of a man do you think i am
13:42so considerate ronnie michelle is here for more resistance are we alone i am never alone
13:55did you manage to hide the airmen in a safe place i have concealed them where no one will find
13:59them
14:05see hello hello sorry the balloon thing didn't work out chaps but don't think we've forgotten you oh
14:14good show bye-bye for now
14:20listen very carefully i shall see this only once general von klinker often has taken personal
14:26charge of the district he is a ruthless beast without mercy or compassion we cannot operate
14:33under his cruel tyranny well we have had a good run for our money i was glad i was able
14:39to help we
14:40will hand over the english to the germans you can go back to your job at the post office and
14:44i can get
14:45on with running my cafe you do not understand we cannot operate under such a ruthless fiend
14:51so we must kill him but he is guarded day and night at the chateau rené you could take him
14:58some
14:58food and round your waist you could strut dynamite and then when you got near enough you could light
15:04the fuse and whoops he would be gone and you would be buried as a great hero of the resistance
15:12first you would have to scrape me off the walls we would only do this as our last resort oh
15:17that is
15:18a great relief but a burn or a booby trap of some nature may be the answer we have the
15:25explosives we
15:26must stay alert when the right moment comes we will strike good come go what is the biggest break
15:38you've had on this table just now when my wife swallowed that story about the light bell
15:51colonel i have the flowers you ordered for madam edith on the desk with them hunts
16:01my hair is getting very thin on top it's all this valley
16:08i've combed it across there's a bit on the other side you could do
16:15we must get rid of the general i agree if he finds out all the things you have been up
16:19to you are for
16:20the high jump you are in it as deep as i am so far he's only discovered the tip of
16:27the iceberg you
16:29haven't stolen a whole iceberg have you yes the longer he is here the more we are in danger
16:36he must be eliminated either a bomb bullet or poison oh i've never seen you like this before
16:44colonel you did go mad the other day when you accidentally put salt on your strudel
16:51something in his food you have it hans what we need is a good strong reliable
16:59weakener made arsenic where are you going to get this you will get it today
17:06where from at the chemist oh colonel you know how i hate going for things from the chemist
17:12besides it is closing today shoot the lock off kick the door in take an axe
17:19you are a german officer hans behave like one yes don't come back with a comb like last time
17:32i think uh take this jug into her flick will you but it is only a fool
17:39i will top it up notice oh these germans they have no nose for wine
17:50you are an air flick pour it
17:55it looks very pale ah this summer there were many clouds
18:06for some reason it is bringing on my hay fever
18:13you're very quiet tonight hair flick i am thinking dark thoughts
18:19i find you very exciting when you're thinking dark thoughts
18:23it seems you get excited at everything helga
18:27what am i permitted to know what you are thinking i am thinking about general von klinkerhofen
18:34he has interfered with gestapo affairs he must be made to pay the penalty what is the penalty
18:42death flick you wouldn't oh yes i would oh no you wouldn't
18:51already i have selected a method you're probably not acquainted with the qatari tribe of western borneo
19:00no i've not had the pleasure
19:05this is the qatari death pipe haven't they got big ones
19:11in this end we insert this small dart the tip of which is impregnated with the deadly extract
19:20of a rare and almost extinct beetle the smallest puncture results in violent convulsions and death
19:29within 10 seconds unless the victim receives the antidote
19:38the venom is almost undetectable heflick will not the general suspicions be aroused when you take
19:46the pipe from the cane and point it at him as you're doing at me and would you mind pointing
19:51it the other
19:52way the gestapo have thought of this instead of this pipe you will use this specially adapted cigarette
20:00holder which fits the dart perfectly
20:07and is effective at three meters surely you are not expecting me to carry out such a cold-blooded action
20:15it is for us helga you and i if von klinkerhofen has me recalled to berlin
20:22i could not live without you this is terrible how long do i have to think about it three seconds
20:34i'll do it
20:40If you could only care for me
20:45As I could care for you
20:51Honey, you're eavesdropping
20:54These Germans, they are terrible people
20:57What have you heard?
20:59Von Klintleroffen is about to be rubbed out
21:01Rubbed out? How?
21:04Poof, with a cigarette holder
21:07Why he plays the piano so beautifully
21:11Not him
21:13Belga
21:13Anyway, the less we know, the better
21:21Hans, have you got the weed killer?
21:23Even better
21:24The chemist gave me a pill
21:26Containing all his best poisons
21:28You take it with a glass of wine
21:29One drink and
21:31All is quiet on the western front
21:34Are you sure it will work?
21:36Yes, I told him it was for you
21:40Give it to me
21:42I will keep it till we need it
21:43Yes
21:44Well
21:46How is the big romance with Madam Edith going?
21:50Have you loosed upon her your irresistible charm?
21:55Yes and no
21:55I have given her the flowers
21:57Oh, well, that's a good start
21:59I told her they were from you
22:01Oh, what?
22:04Hans, I am a colonel
22:06You are a captain
22:07I give the orders
22:09I have decided
22:11I have decided
22:11That you will woo
22:12Madam Edith
22:14Anyway
22:15You do it better than I do
22:16Those girls have been gossiping
22:18You could only care for me
22:25As I could care for you
22:31She stopped
22:33Applaud
22:34Bravo
22:40Incomparable
22:41Mademoiselle Edith
22:42Come and sit next to the captain
22:48Champagne for the handsome captain
22:50And the beautiful singer
22:52Oh
22:54The colonel is drunk early this evening
22:58Say something complimentary
23:00There is not another singer like you in the whole world
23:05I will give you a kiss
23:06Oh, lucky me
23:10Oh
23:12I am all steamed up
23:15Without your glasses
23:16You are even more attractive
23:18So are you
23:25What sort of champagne would you like to buy me?
23:28The most expensive?
23:30Treat yourself, Hans
23:31You are going to deserve it
23:34I will go and get it for you myself
23:37Personally
23:38Oh
23:41Who is paying for this champagne?
23:44Get a receipt
23:46We will charge it to von Klingerhofen
23:49You are doing very well, Hans
23:50I think she likes you
23:53Play your cards right
23:54And you will be upstairs
23:55Before the bottle is finished
23:57Make it a magnum
24:01He has a naughty look in his eye
24:03I think he is up for my favours
24:06Yes
24:07When you hand them out
24:08Remember that we need paraffin
24:09Butter
24:10Sugar
24:11And sugar
24:14Will you not be a little jealous
24:17If I take him upstairs?
24:18Oh yes
24:19I shall weep copious tears
24:21And bang my head against the wall
24:22But
24:23This is war
24:25And we also need chocolate and cigarettes
24:29Talk tip
24:30The others make me cough
24:33Champagne for the captain
24:35I am so glad that at last it has all come out into the open
24:39The captain has for a long time admired madame
24:44As we lie in our little bunks at night
24:47He murmurs her name
24:49I even called my old bicycle after you
24:52I don't know where the captain is
24:56Perhaps you should take her upstairs
24:59Colonel
25:00I am not like those girls behind the bar
25:02Who go upstairs for a few litres of paraffin
25:05I am very glad to hear it
25:07No
25:07She wants eight gallons
25:10Butter
25:11Slightly salted
25:12Sugar
25:12Chocolate
25:13And
25:13Corp
25:13Tip
25:13Look
25:14Edith
25:14Why don't you take this pencil and paper
25:16In case you think of something else on the way out
25:19How dare you
25:20The captain does not want to be rushed
25:23Perhaps after we have had a little more wine
25:25And I have sung you a few more songs
25:27No
25:27The captain is much keener than that
25:30May I join this party
25:32I too have something to celebrate
25:35I have been appointed A.D.C. to General von Klinkerhofen
25:40Congratulations, Lieutenant Gruber
25:43Hubert
25:45He has given me a nice room at the back of the chateau
25:49Very private
25:49You must come up and see it sometime
25:54I cannot wait
25:58So you will be working for the general
26:01Does that mean you will be in charge of the wine?
26:03My first duty is to organize a banquet at the chateau
26:08To celebrate the birthday of the Kaiser
26:10The general is related and rather proud of it
26:13Between you and me is a bit of a snob, you know
26:15You and your staff are invited, Colonel
26:18A party
26:19I love a party
26:22Will there be plenty of wine?
26:24Of course
26:24Oodles
26:25There will be a boar's head with apple in the mouth
26:28Chickens and things
26:29And of course
26:30The traditional Black Forest ghetto
26:32With the candles
26:33I can cook this for you
26:35And Rene can serve it
26:38Can you not, Rene?
26:39Well, I...
26:40He could stand behind the German general all night
26:44Until he was allowed to go off
26:49I expect a general would prefer outside caterers
26:52And his own staff
26:53On the contrary
26:54The people in the town seem reluctant to cooperate
26:57The boy in the cake shop was most offhand
27:00I was about to ask if you could do it
27:03Of course we could
27:04And if Rene has a little too much to drink
27:07He could stay the night
27:08And have large chambers
27:10You think of everything, Lafayette
27:13Bread
27:15Bread
27:16Bread
27:16Bread
27:16Bread
27:16Bread
27:17Bread
27:17I am an old bread seller
27:21Bread who will buy my bread
27:23I have big ones
27:25Small ones
27:26Some as big as your head
27:28Give them a chance
27:30Shut up
27:31You are ready, Artois
27:37I am
27:38Psst
27:39It is I
27:40Declare
27:43Amazing
27:46I have come from resistance
27:49Michel says
27:51You are to take these small ones
27:53All of them
27:55Inside is each a stick of dynamite
27:58To blow up the general
28:00Thank you, bread seller
28:04You think I'm going to strap those to myself
28:06And blow myself up
28:07Then you're suddenly
28:07No, no, no, no, no
28:08Your wife is to make a black forest gâteau for the chateau
28:14A gâteau for the chateau?
28:17In the gâteau you will put the dynamite
28:20On top of the gâteau
28:22See
28:23These candles
28:24One of those
28:26One of those is the fuse
28:27Which one?
28:30See, this one
28:32You see
28:32It has a little lump on the inside
28:35Like a handle
28:36Ah, the candle with the handle
28:39Good luck
28:40And vive la France
28:42Vive de Gaulle
28:44Who?
28:46You know, the tall one with the big ooter
28:49Vive de Gaulle
28:52Bread
28:53Bread
28:53Who will buy my bread
28:56Loaves of bread
28:57Bread
28:58I give the bread
28:59Bread
29:07Everything on the list will be delivered tomorrow morning
29:09Oh, Edith
29:11I will never forget you for this
29:13I will send Maria up to the room with the warming pan to warm the bed
29:17Er, there is no need
29:18The captain has gone home
29:20He had an headache
29:28Now, place upon it the top half
29:34Good
29:36Now we must place in the centre
29:37The candle with the fuse
29:39This will burn for ten seconds
29:41Activate the detonator
29:42Which will then explode the dynamite
29:45Will it be a big bang?
29:48The dining room of the chateau will be demolished
29:50There will be gato and medals everywhere
29:53The old clinker often will be no more
29:56Michel, I have been thinking
29:59Could we not just drop a little hint to the colonel and the captain?
30:02I know they are Germans, but they are very good customers
30:05The captain gave me flowers
30:08They are the enemy
30:10This is war
30:12They are without mercy
30:13We must kill them
30:16Or yet
30:17Take the trolley
30:19With the hamper
30:20The chickens are in the amper
30:23Take that and the ghetto to the chateau
30:25Here, give them this bill
30:27And tell them it is cash on delivery
30:30Service is included
30:31What do I do then?
30:33Come back here with the money
30:34And run the first hundred yards
30:42How much longer do you expect your poor old mother to live in the larder?
30:48His chest in your room is repaired
30:51What have you done with the gorgonzola?
30:54Oh, I could not stand the smell
30:57So I ate it
31:00So I ate it
31:06Haven't you got through yet?
31:08There's a war on
31:09Quite a chatty operator though
31:11She says cigarettes have gone up to ninepence
31:13You're worth doing home
31:15Hello?
31:17Hello, Mummy
31:18It's Gavin
31:21Good Lord
31:22Are you in a phone box at the station?
31:25No
31:26I'm in France
31:27I can't talk any louder
31:29There are jerrys everywhere
31:31Jerrys everywhere?
31:33Are you in hospital?
31:36No, I'm with Bumbly Carstairs
31:39Hello
31:39That's him
31:41We're doing a bit of decorating
31:44Nigel
31:45Nigel
31:45It's Gavin
31:46He's in France with Bumbly
31:48Doing some decorating
31:50How are you getting on?
31:52Oh, it's absolute hell
31:54We're having a bridge party this evening
31:57And Cook's being called up
32:00Never mind
32:00Soldier on
32:02Darling
32:03Do give us your address
32:05And Daddy will try and get you out
32:07He can't do that, Mummy
32:09Don't be silly, darling
32:11He's very friendly with the Duke of Windsor
32:16I mean
32:17I can't give you our address
32:18Someone might be listening
32:20Your time is up
32:22Will you pay for a further three minutes?
32:25Mummy
32:25Mummy
32:26Could I reverse the charges
32:27Just this once
32:28Because it
32:31There
32:31They cut us off
32:33You never asked who won the boat race
32:35Damn
32:36I knew we called about something
32:44It seems very quiet without the Germans
32:47Won't be quiet when they hit the van
32:52Oh, poor René
32:53All this excitement has given him one of his heads
32:57I wish there was some way we could warn the Colonel and the Captain
33:01We get on quite well, you know
33:03We have a good working arrangement
33:05Yes, as long as you do as he says
33:07He doesn't shoot you
33:12My friends
33:13Loyal Frenchmen
33:16Tonight
33:17The hated Germans are not with us
33:21They may never be with us
33:23We have to stay
33:25Carved one more step
33:28In the stairway of freedom
33:31She has been reading Victor Hugo again
33:34We have lit the torch
33:36To banish the darkness
33:37Of the shadow
33:38Which is over our land
33:40All she did was bake a cake
33:43There is only one song
33:45A Frenchman may sing
33:46At the moment like this
33:47You all know it
33:49Boom
33:50Boom
33:50Why does my heart go boom?
33:56Boom
33:57Why does my heart go boom?
34:11Silence!
34:13My God, they have found the dynamite
34:14This cafe has been requisitioned by the German army
34:19Everybody out!
34:20Everybody out!
34:21Do what the colonel tells you
34:22Come on out!
34:24Arrange the tables!
34:27Is something the matter, Colonel?
34:30Herr Flick of the Gestapo
34:31Has learnt that there is a plot
34:33To blow up the shuttle
34:35No!
34:37Who would do a terrible thing like that?
34:39The resistance
34:40Oh, these resistance people
34:42They are the limit
34:44Are you sure you know nothing about it, Rene?
34:47Oh, well, I would have told you
34:49Of course, Colonel
34:50I am sure it is nothing personal
34:52I expect they were trying to get rid of
34:54General von Klinker often
34:55We're all trying to get rid of
34:57General von Klinker often
34:58What a shame
35:00And your nice party all spoiled
35:02All is not lost, Rene
35:04On my recommendation
35:06We will celebrate the Kaiser's birthday
35:09In your cafe
35:12Oh, what an honor
35:13General von Klinker often
35:21Hi, Hitler
35:22Hi, Hitler
35:23Hi, Mr Klopp
35:24Please, be seated, Herr General
35:27Any way you like
35:29This will be my table
35:32Please, make yourself comfortable, Herr General
35:35Ready?
35:36Yes, Colonel
35:37We've been good friends for a long time
35:40I want you to do me a favor
35:44Hide this
35:45Of course, Colonel
35:46What is it?
35:47Just a pill
35:52It will be safe in there
35:54Colonel
35:55Come and sit down
35:57Coming, General
35:59Not there
36:00That seat is reserved for your assistant
36:01Oh, thank you very much
36:02Not you, the girl
36:03There you go
36:07You have the dart in place
36:09Yes, Heflick
36:10You know what to do
36:11Yes, Heflick
36:13My hands are shaking
36:16When sitting next to a general
36:18It is quite proper that a girl's hand should shake
36:27That seat is reserved for my ADC
36:29Lieutenant, move up
36:30It will be comforting to think that he will be close at hand
36:34Should you need assistance
36:38We are just potting up the chickens, Herr General
36:42Rene, the wine
36:43And make sure it is the best
36:45Yes, General
36:46See to the wine, Hans
36:47And make sure that you look after the general's wine
36:51Personally
36:52Yes, Herr Colonel
36:56Rene, Rene
36:57The Colonel gave you a pill
36:59Where is it?
37:00I have the pill in the till
37:04Which is the wine for the general?
37:05It is here, in this jug
37:06The pill contains a drug
37:09The pill in the till?
37:11Take it and put it in there
37:13Put the drug in the jug?
37:16We nearly forgot the most important part of the celebration
37:21Oh, my God
37:22The ghetto from the chateau
37:25What about the ghetto from the chateau?
37:27It contains a bomb
37:28A bomb in the ghetto from the chateau
37:31It is to blow up the general
37:33You must not let anybody light that fuse
37:35But where is the fuse?
37:37It is the candle with the handle
37:40Rene, you do not need to kill the general
37:42We have already arranged to kill the general
37:46Do you not see
37:47That if we kill him with the pill from the till
37:49By making with it the drug in the jug
37:51You need not light the candle with the handle
37:53On the ghetto from the chateau
38:02Simple plots are always the best
38:05Put the pill in the jug
38:10I will take it, I will take it
38:15I do not want to get it mixed up in the others
38:18Good
38:19Yvette
38:19Here we are, general
38:25Rene, I saw you put something in the general's wine
38:28What was it?
38:29One of my headache pills
38:31They wanted to kill him with poison
38:33But I am not having that sort of thing going on in my cafe
38:35It is bad for business
38:37He won't have a business if the ghetto blows up
38:40One thing at a time
38:41The little chickens have been hoisted under the colonel, Heidi
38:45Thank you
38:50Gentlemen, you're helmets
39:00Gentlemen, we are here to celebrate the birthday of my ancestor
39:03Wilhelm Victor Albert II
39:06Margrave of Brandenburg
39:07Burgrave of Nuremberg
39:09Better known to us all as the Kaiser
39:12They did very well in the stocking business
39:18Can't you go to this?
39:20What?
39:22Allow me, general
39:26No
39:26No, Helga
39:27This is special wine for the general
39:30The Kaiser
39:54What time do you make it, Hans?
39:56Not thinking of leaving, are you, colonel?
39:58No, general
39:59I wasn't thinking of leaving
40:02Perhaps it has settled on the bottom of the glass
40:06A tooth to the Kaiser's wife
40:08Mrs. Kaiser
40:21Did the Kaiser have a dog?
40:26Let me refill your glass, general
40:28Of course
40:29There is the food
40:31Just coming, general
40:34Gentlemen
40:36I give you the smartest regiment in the German army
40:41The 7th Prussian Infantry
40:43Who wants well done?
40:46The smartest regiment
40:48The smartest regiment
40:51The smartest regiment
40:51The smartest regiment
41:12It is a little ire
41:16Than the other ones
41:17I will get you another
41:18I am his ADC
41:26Do you not think I ought to tell him?
41:29One of the first things you learn at military academy
41:32Is never to tell a general when he has a chicken on his head
41:38What happens when the gravy goes down his neck?
41:43Vine should work before that
41:45Have some more vine, general
41:48Yvette, Maria
41:49We need a bucket of water and a bucket of sand
41:52We must put out that bomb before it goes off
41:55You will do no such thing
41:57When the candle is lit, you have only ten seconds to escape
41:59My restaurant will be wrecked
42:01The crater where it stood will be a monument as a bravery of the resistance
42:06You are out of your tree
42:10To Adolf Hitler
42:13Adolf Hitler
42:18Adolf Hitler
42:19Adolf Hitler
42:23And a little doggie
42:30Adolf Hitler
42:32Adolf Hitler
42:33cheated
42:34There, now that we have toasted the furor
42:36You may all smoke
42:36Adolf Hitler
42:41Oh my God
42:42The poisoned dart
42:44Oh, not in my café
42:47Adolf Hitler
42:47There, I seem to have misplaced my secret holder
42:49Must be in the shirt.
42:50May I borrow yours, Helga?
42:55So seems to be a small blockage.
43:07God, I've got the guests to have fun.
43:11Yes, that seems off-claimed it.
43:36The antidote's key!
43:37Where is he?
43:40Oh, yeah.
44:11What is the matter with that man?
44:14He ate the fish.
44:20It is midnight.
44:22Oh, dear, we are behind schedule, but never mind.
44:26It is at this hour that our beloved Kaiser drew his first royal breath.
44:30In accordance with the traditions of my family,
44:32I will now light the candles.
44:35Maria, invite quickly about it.
44:37Where are you going?
44:38To the little boy's room.
44:41The colonel also wants to go to the little boy's room.
44:44No, I do not.
44:45Yes, you do.
44:46No, I do not.
44:48Yes, you do.
44:49Come on.
44:51Yes, I do.
44:56Open this door.
44:58Open up.
45:00Stay where you are.
45:01On the counter 10, throw yourselves on the floor.
45:03The candle lit the handle.
45:06There, they are all lit.
45:08And now, to commemorate the moment, 82 years later, when he drew his last breath, we will
45:14blow them all out again.
45:18For a moment, I thought I was going to join the Kaiser.
45:21Oh!
45:23Oh!
45:24Oh!
45:25The candle with the handle is still lit.
45:27Oh!
45:29Oh!
45:33Oh!
45:34Oh!
45:38Oh!
45:38Oh!
45:40Oh!
45:43What do you think you are doing?
45:46I did this in memory of the day that the Kaiser was buried.
45:53The burial of the Kaiser.
45:56The burial of the Kaiser.
45:58The burial of the Kaiser.
46:01Me?
46:02That is the jug with the drug.
46:05After all that I've been through, I could do with a little aspirin.
46:39We picked up the Kaiser.
46:41Here I go.
46:56Oh my God
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