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00:00Tonight, on the Duke, the boys are up to some spooky tricks.
00:05And Boss is in for a hazard haunt.
00:08Look out for Daisy!
00:10Why is that swinging with nobody sitting?
00:12Hang on!
00:15Roscoe, I think we're hearing things.
00:35Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you never saw
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:53Flattening the hills
00:57Someday the mountain might get them
00:59But the law never will
01:02Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:09That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the normal amount
01:14Just a good old boy
01:18Wouldn't change if they could
01:22Fighting the system like a two
01:24Modern day Robin Hood
01:31Way back when gas was ten cents a gallon
01:33Silas Hogg, Boss Hogg's uncle
01:35Was like a second father to old Jesse
01:38Now Bo and Luke are driving their Uncle Jesse to town
01:41To attend the reading of old Silas's will
01:43We've got to get there in a hurry
01:44But just keep this car on the road
01:46Well, Uncle Jesse, we wouldn't be so darn late
01:47Getting to the reading of Silas Hogg's will
01:49If Luke didn't take so long rebuilding that carburetor
01:52If I hadn't taken so long rebuilding that carburetor
01:54We wouldn't be going anywhere
01:56Boy, just cool it
01:58Keep driving
01:59Yes, sir
02:03Everybody likes Silas Hogg, didn't they?
02:05Yeah, boy
02:07Silas liked everybody he ever met to
02:10Including his nephew, J.D.
02:11Well, he liked J.D. well enough
02:14Well, if he liked him well enough, tell me one thing
02:16How come he used to send you that letter
02:18Making you executor his new will instead of Boss?
02:22This bull liking and trusting is two different things
02:26Any way you slice it, Boss
02:27Gonna be madder in a wet end
02:28When he finds out about to change
02:30When he finds out that Silas left all his money to charity
02:35I'd like to see the look on his face
02:37And I'm gonna be there to see the charity gift
02:41I, Silas Hogg, declare this here recording to be my last will
02:46To my friend Jesse Duke
02:48In fond memory of the times we spent together
02:50I leave my secret shine recipe
02:53Which is under the kitchen sink
02:55Everything else, including $100,000 in cash
02:58Is to be given to charity
02:59At the discretion of my nephew, J.D. Hogg
03:02Who I hereby name executor of my estate
03:07Well, Hogg
03:08Do we have ourselves a deal?
03:11Uh, well
03:11Maybe we do and maybe we don't
03:14That's kind of complicated
03:15Why don't you just run it by me again?
03:17Well, it's quite simple
03:19Your Uncle Silas made that recorded will 15 years ago
03:23But he made out a new will last month
03:27This written will
03:28In which he replaced you as executor with Jesse Duke
03:31For reasons which are obvious to both of us
03:34Yeah?
03:35Speak for yourself
03:36In any event, in return for 50% of the estate
03:40You'd be willing to tear up that there written will
03:44Leaving me the original executor of all that money
03:47Yeah, that's about it
03:49Because nobody but old Silas and those of us here
03:52Knows about this second will
03:54Yeah, I get it, I get it
03:55All right
03:56You got yourself a deal
03:59Good, good
03:59Now, it's time to tear up that written will, ain't it?
04:02Oh, well, I'll do that after we split the $100,000
04:05Oh, after?
04:06In case you get any change of ideas
04:09Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, no, no, no
04:10The only idea I got is making sure everything comes out fine in the end
04:14But what I don't understand is
04:16How come you invited Jesse Duke to the reading of the will?
04:20Well, he's got to be here
04:20He's mentioning the will
04:22We want things nice and legal, don't we?
04:25Do we?
04:25Yes
04:27You're the lawyer
04:29You remember how to work that remote control unit, Daisy?
04:31You bet
04:32That's Mr. Winkle with Daisy
04:33Before he retired from show business
04:36He did a special kind of ventriloquist impersonation act
04:38Now, once a year, he gives a performance for Daisy's all-girl junior patrol
04:44Girls, this is Mr. Winkle
04:46And he's got a demonstration on safety for y'all
04:49So you pay attention, okay?
04:51Young ladies
04:53Say hello to Sheriff Coltrane
04:57He's sitting right here in this chair
05:00Don't believe me, huh?
05:03Okay, we'll see
05:05Sheriff, say something to the girls
05:09This is your Sheriff, Rascopee Coltrane
05:17Don't be afraid of your Sheriff, Rascopee Coltrane
05:20Because he loves children
05:21And today, we're going to talk about traffic safety
05:24While Mr. Winkle was performing tricks for Daisy's junior patrol
05:28Lawyer Larson and Boss was about to play some tricks of their own
05:32To my friend Jesse Duke
05:33In fond memory of the times we spent together
05:36I leave my secret shine recipe
05:38Which is under the kitchen sink
05:39Everything else, including $100,000 in cash
05:43Is to be given to charity
05:44At the discretion of my nephew, J.D. Hawke
05:47Who I hereby name executor of my estate
05:51Oh, ain't that just like my Uncle Silas?
05:54Always thinking of the poor and the needy
05:56Including you, Jesse
05:58And that, dear friends, concludes the reading of the will
06:01Thank you for coming
06:03Hold on just a second
06:05That don't conclude nothing
06:06We got us a letter
06:07A letter?
06:07What kind of letter?
06:08What Bo's referring to is a letter
06:11That Silas wrote me last month
06:12Saying he'd made out a new will
06:14Naming Uncle Jesse as executor
06:16That's right
06:16Hey, my Uncle...
06:18I mean, I don't know whether to laugh or to cry
06:20Please, Mr. Hawke
06:22I know you're overcome with grief
06:24Mr. Duke, you have that letter with you?
06:27Well, not on me, I don't
06:29Of course you don't
06:30Because there's no such letter
06:31All right, huss up
06:32Huss up, Roscoe
06:33Look here, Mr. Lawson's lawyer
06:35Let him handle this
06:37That's what he gives speed for
06:38Well, there's always a possibility
06:40That Silas, unbeknownst to me
06:42Did make out another will
06:43Mr. Duke, would you mind
06:45Getting that letter
06:45And bringing it here?
06:47Well, sure
06:47It's at the farm
06:48We'll be right back
06:49Yeah, but...
06:52Well, is that the right thing to say?
06:54I mean, whose side are you on anyway?
06:56Ours
06:57Now, we've got to act fast
06:59Sharp's outside
07:00I'll have him follow the Dukes
07:01Make sure they don't get to their farm
07:03Before you and your sheriff get there
07:06Before we get there
07:07Oh, I get it
07:09I get it
07:09We've got to go to the farm
07:10Wait a minute, boss, boss
07:12Listen, why are we going to the Duke farm?
07:14Why, why, to pick apples
07:15Why do you think?
07:16We're going to go get the letter
07:17Oh, well, I just wanted to see if you knew
07:19Yeah, oh, well, all right
07:21Come on, let's go
07:22Wait a minute, you got my head on?
07:24Well, you got mine
07:25Oh, for goodness sakes, give me that
07:26Oh, just
07:28So remember
07:29Always look both ways
07:30Before you cross the street
07:31This is your sheriff
07:33Roscoe patrol team
07:34Giving you a big 10-4
07:39Okay, girls
07:40I want y'all to get ready for lunch now, okay?
07:45Mr. Winkle
07:46You haven't lost your touch
07:47That was great
07:48Thanks, Daisy
07:54Was that Silas on the record?
07:56Oh, sure
07:56I know his voice anyway
07:58It don't make sense
07:59It sure don't jive with what the letter said
08:02The letter said he'd already written
08:04Yeah, I know it
08:06Well, it means that boss has just got to be up to his old tricks again
08:09It also means that lawyer Larson is in on it with him
08:12Uh-huh
08:13Maybe he is, maybe he isn't
08:15Tell you what
08:15When we show that letter to the lawyer
08:17If he don't do the right thing
08:19We'll go right to Judge Carter
08:21That's a good idea
08:23I'll tell you one thing, though
08:24If that money goes to boss, it sure ain't going to charity
08:26You got that right
08:30Uh-huh
08:31Here comes a lawyer stooge
08:33And it don't look like he's looking for a place to pick me
08:57What the heck is that? Who's that?
08:59I don't think I've got any idea
09:02What?
09:03Oh, fine, there goes the carburetor
09:05Yeah, Blue, stay on
09:06Stay on
09:16Where you built the carburetor, huh?
09:17Well, it was working, wasn't it?
09:19Yeah
09:19Well, for a long
09:25I found the problem
09:28Couldn't figure out where these went, huh?
09:31Just go get the toolbox, will you get it?
09:33Right
09:35You got it, Uncle Jesse?
09:36Yeah
09:39Well, I screwed up, Uncle Jesse LaGare
09:43But that guy was trying to run us off the road
09:45He didn't want us to get where we was going
09:47That's what I will see
09:48How bad is it?
09:50I don't think it's too bad, Uncle Jesse
09:51But it's going to take us quite a while to get back up on the road
09:55I'd better try to get a hold of Daisy
09:56And have her pick that letter up
10:00This is Shepard calling Bo Peep
10:01Shepard calling Bo Peep
10:03Come back
10:06Bo Peep here
10:07Where are you?
10:09Well, I just dropped off Mr. Winkle
10:11Jesse told Daisy about their predicament
10:13And how important it was that she got back to the farm
10:16And get hold of old Silas' letter
10:18Okay, Uncle Jesse, I'm gone
10:22Meanwhile, Daisy was on her way
10:24And Boss and Roscoe were at the Duke farm
10:26Looking for Silas' letter
10:29That's burning in there
10:30Oh, what have you done?
10:31That looks like to me
10:32Oh, forget it
10:33Will you please?
10:34I know, the bedroom
10:35Oh, bedroom?
10:36Yeah, the more than likely to keep it close to them at night
10:38Oh, there you see
10:40All right
10:42That's just
10:42A lot of clothes
10:44Clothes
10:44That's all clothes, I'll bet
10:45That's what it is
10:46I wouldn't put it in there
10:47No
10:48No, I don't know where I'd put it
10:50Will
10:50Let's try it over here
10:52You try that disc
10:53I'll try this
10:54Yeah, try that over there
10:55Nice
10:57That's a nice brush there
10:59That's
11:00Roscoe, keep looking
11:00Will
11:02What?
11:02Uh-oh
11:03What's this?
11:04Huh?
11:05Oh, this might be it
11:05Found it?
11:06This might be it
11:06What is it?
11:07Well, let's see
11:09I think that's it
11:11So, Jesse
11:12I've finally come to realize
11:13What a scalawag
11:15My nephew, Jefferson, is
11:16So I'm changing my will
11:19And I'm naming you
11:20As my executor
11:21That way
11:22I'll know for sure
11:23All my money's going to the poor
11:24And the needy
11:26Huh
11:27Well, well, well
11:28I tell you
11:29I resent him calling me a scalawag
11:30Well, so do I
11:31And I don't even know what it is
11:33What is it?
11:33Well, never mind what it is
11:34All I know is that
11:36With possession of this here letter
11:38We got ourselves
11:39A hundred thousand dollars
11:40Cold cash
11:41Plus Silas' house
11:43Farm and furniture
11:44Come on, let's go
11:46Oh, that's sure
11:47Goody-goody for us
11:49Come on, Dick Bates
12:07Dang, they already got there
12:22Oh, that means they've been in the house
12:36And found the letter
12:36And they're driving all over the road, too
12:39Hang on, y'all
12:41Look out for Daisy
12:42You know, if the dudes
12:43Put all of their cars
12:44Out of commission
12:44They're going to be doing
12:46Their chasing on
12:46Maudine the Mew
12:55Well, that's some fancy driving
12:57That could have been horrendous
12:59Daisy, you okay?
13:00Yes, I'm all right
13:01We couldn't hardly see it
13:03Where'd you come from?
13:04Well, we just missed Boss and Roscoe
13:06Hey, you got that letter?
13:07What's something?
13:08I'll tell you what
13:09I caught up with Boss and Roscoe
13:10On the way back from the farm
13:12But I couldn't catch him
13:13Well, nobody was hurt
13:14That's the main thing
13:15Yeah, but the question is
13:16Now that they got that letter
13:17What the heck are we going to do?
13:18I'll tell you what we're going to do
13:19We're going to go into town
13:20And have a showdown with Boss and Roscoe
13:21That's what
13:22If we raise a big enough stink
13:23Maybe Larson will think twice
13:24About what he's up to
13:25And if that don't work
13:26There's always Judge Carter
13:27Yeah, well, why do we do that?
13:29Why didn't Daisy go talk to Cooter
13:30And a couple of Silas' other old friends
13:32I bet he mentioned that new will to them
13:33Yeah, that's a good idea, Bo
13:35All right, let's get going
13:36Watch out for clouds of dust
13:37Right
13:37Be careful
13:38Scared me
13:42Well, we had some marshmallows
13:43Yeah
13:45Well, goodbye Uncle Silas' letter
13:49Hello, 100,000 simoleons
13:52Open up, J.D.
13:53We've got to talk to you
13:54Oh, just a second
13:55Roscoe, get rid of this
13:56Oh, did it
13:57Oh, did it
13:58Oh, did it
13:58Oh, did it
14:00Oh, come on in
14:04Come on in
14:05All right, J.D., we know that you stole that letter from Uncle Silas
14:08Now, where is it?
14:10Jesse Duke
14:11You know, I'm going to have to forgive you
14:14For that sinful accusation
14:15Out of respect for my dear departed Uncle Silas
14:18That there's him, ain't it, Luke?
14:20It sure is
14:21It all fits now
14:22Roscoe, do your duty
14:23Arrest this fellow
14:24He done run us off the road earlier
14:26Well, why would he do a thing like that?
14:27To give Boss and Roscoe time
14:29To steal that letter from Silas?
14:30Uh-oh
14:31There you go again
14:32Gentlemen, gentlemen
14:33Let me caution you
14:34Against making any false accusations
14:36Mr. Sharp's been with me
14:37Ever since you left the office
14:38Absolutely
14:39And I personally guarantee you
14:41That Boss found no letter
14:43Calling him a scallywag
14:44And all
14:45Would you just hush, please?
14:47Listen, I'm sick and tired of this whole thing
14:49I don't want to hear one more word on the subject
14:51All right, J.D., you're not going to hear any more words from us
14:54We're going to Judge Carter
14:55And see what he's got to say about this
14:57Judge Carter
14:58Come on, boys
14:59We owe you one
15:03Did you hear that?
15:04They're going to Judge Carter
15:05Yeah
15:06They're just blowing smoke hog
15:07Yeah, there's nothing they can do
15:09All right
15:09Now, I'll go down to that bank in Somerville
15:12And arrange for collecting that money
15:13And you and Roscoe sit tight until I get back here
15:15Come on, Sharp
15:16You go to the bank and get the money
15:19And Roscoe and me will sit tight
15:25Roscoe, what's that gun?
15:26Will you please?
15:27Ain't Carter the judge
15:28Has been trying to get you disbarred?
15:30Yeah, he sure is
15:32That's why we can't let those Dukes talk to them
15:35What do you want me to do?
15:36Just make sure they don't get to Somerville
15:47You know what I don't understand
15:48Is why did Silas make boss the executor in the first place?
15:51Yeah, he must have known what boss was like
15:53I remember you telling us about that one summer
15:55You all went up to Silas' place when you were just kids
15:57You had all them nasty things boss was doing
16:00Well, Silas' kind of felt like he seemed good to everybody
16:03And I guess he just put those nasty things, as you say
16:06Down as a childish prank
16:20Oh, Greg, we got company loot coming up on us real quick
16:22Dead sharp
16:23He ain't here to apologize
16:24You better hit it
16:33He's fast, too
16:35Hey, Poe, you think that new bridge is finished over Baker's Creek?
16:38No, probably not
16:38It takes county funds to fix it
16:40Now, just a minute
16:40You boys think of what I think you're thinking
16:42I don't want to go flying in this car
16:44We don't either, Uncle Jesse
16:45But from here now
16:46Hang on
16:59Are you all right?
17:01Just barely
17:02Get me to judge, Carter
17:04Keep this thing on the ground
17:07I'll keep this thing on the ground
17:07Maisie, I tell you
17:08In all the years I knew old Silas
17:09We talked about everything under the sun
17:11But I don't recall him ever saying nothing about making out no new will
17:16Funny, you know, the last time I saw him
17:18He was right here
17:19He saw boss going in his office over there
17:21And he says, there goes that scallywag nephew of mine
17:25Tell you what, though
17:26I know all his friends
17:27And I'll ask around for you
17:34There it is
17:36What is that?
17:37Well, it's a photo of Uncle Silas' house
17:39Oh, it is
17:40Only, it ain't Uncle Silas' house
17:42It ain't?
17:42No, now it's mine
17:44Oh, it's yours
17:44Soon it's gonna be yours
17:45You mean mine?
17:46Yeah, and then it's gonna be mine again
17:48Well, that figures
17:50Listen, you know, I knew something naughty was forming in that little chrome dome of yours
17:54I just couldn't figure out what it is
17:55What is it?
17:56All right, I'll tell you
17:58Roscoe, Uncle Silas' house
18:00Plus the furniture
18:01Plus the farm that goes with it
18:02It's gotta be worth, oh, I don't know, probably $50,000
18:05Oh
18:06You're gonna buy it for $5,000
18:09Well, yeah
18:10And after we give Lawson his $2,500
18:11Well, you'll just sign it over to me
18:14And that way, Lawson will get his honest 50-50 split
18:18Just like I promised
18:19Wait a minute, boss
18:20Wait a minute
18:20I don't understand
18:21If that house is worth $50,000
18:23How in the world am I gonna buy it for $5?
18:25Because I'm gonna put it on public auction tomorrow at midnight
18:28At midnight
18:29Yeah, and you're gonna be the only one there to bid on it
18:32I would be the only one there
18:33Now, as soon as I get out these here public auction forms
18:37We'll go over to Silas' house and take inventory
18:40Wait a minute, boss
18:40Did you say midnight?
18:42Yeah
18:42I can't be there
18:43Hmm?
18:43Flash and I, we gotta go nighty-night by 9 o'clock
18:46Well, set your clock ahead three hours
18:48That way you won't lose any sleep
18:50Oh, well
18:51That would
19:05I had a hunch you'd be here
19:08Well, I can tell by the look of you three
19:09You didn't do any better than I did, did you?
19:11No, you got that right
19:12Didn't Judge Carter believe you?
19:13Sure, he believed us
19:15But there ain't nothing he can do about it
19:17Until he gets some evidence
19:18Did he have any suggestions?
19:20He said, in a quote
19:22Either you're gonna have to produce a copy of the new will
19:25Presumably one was made
19:26Or get one of them conspirators to up and confess
19:29And the conspirator is J.D. Hogg
19:31And he's not about to confess
19:32Until he's with his Uncle Silas
19:34In the great hereafter
19:37Maybe not, Uncle Jesse
19:38What do you mean?
19:40I got an idea
19:43While Luke was outlining his plan
19:44Larson and Sharp was holding a meeting of their own
19:47What happened?
19:48Well, I don't know
19:50I was right behind him
19:51All of a sudden they must have kicked in a turbocharger
19:52Or a jet or something
19:53And that car jumped clean across the river
19:55And left me sitting on the other side
19:57It ain't gonna get away next time
19:58Ah, forget it, Sharp
19:59They'll be looking over their shoulders
20:02The bank will have that money ready for us to pick up by three
20:05Which gives us plenty of time to catch a night flight to Mexico
20:09What about them dude boys?
20:11Uh, well, we'll let Hogg handle them
20:13All he's got to do is keep them under wraps till midnight
20:16Let's go
20:26If you can hear me, Mr. Hogg
20:28Please respond
20:29Oh, for goodness sakes
20:30Oh, here
20:30Give me that
20:32This is J.D. Hogg responding
20:34Say hello from Roscoe
20:35Too late
20:36Larson told boss how things stood
20:38And what boss had to do to protect their interest
20:41Oh, don't you worry, none
20:42I'll handle it
20:43Come on, Roscoe, guess what
20:44What?
20:45We gotta go stop them dudes
20:46I think Larson is gonna steal the money
20:48While boss is out watching the dudes
20:53Luke, you realize the only way this thing is gonna work
20:55Is if somehow through all that fat and greed
20:58Boss finds a conscience
20:59Yeah, I know that
21:01What do you think, Uncle Jesse?
21:03Well, if I was a betting man
21:05I sure would have bet a hundred thousand on it
21:07Well, speak of the devil
21:08Here he comes
21:34Hey, you know what?
21:36If we can jump down the lower road
21:37I bet we can lose it
21:38If we can what?
21:39Well, it's more like sort of a
21:41Huh?
21:42Jesse?
21:42Bo, you pull over right now
21:44I'd rather take my chances with J.D.
21:52All right, J.D., what's this medical emergency?
22:00Yeah, well
22:00Hey, Roscoe, Roscoe
22:01Uh-oh, don't you get any closer to them dukes
22:04Till we find out what they got
22:06Oh?
22:07I don't think them dukes are heard about it
22:09Well, no, I don't guess so
22:11I mean, heard about what?
22:13You know, no, that disease
22:14Was spreading like wildfire over Somerville
22:17Oh!
22:18Oh, that disease
22:19That disease
22:20Oh, queasy, queasy
22:22And since you dukes have just been in Somerville
22:24It's my duty
22:25Under Section 3 of the Communicable Diseases Regulations
22:29To see to it that you spend at least 24 hours in quarantine
22:33At least
22:34So we can make sure you ain't got it
22:35Yeah
22:36Now, y'all pay attention
22:38First off
22:39The dukes wasn't hiding behind the door
22:41When the almighty passed out brains
22:43They knew something was up with boss
22:45And they figured if old boss thought that they were safely put away
22:49Well, then they'd be free to hunt for the letter
22:51It was the old hazard double thing
22:53Which is
22:54Let the other guy think that you don't know what he's doing
22:57But you do
22:58So whatever he does
23:00He can't
23:01Because you already know about it
23:03See?
23:04Just go on in here
23:04I'll get you for insubordination of a Dutch County official
23:08Quarantine
23:12Yeah, that ought to hold him
23:14Now, I sure am lucky I had this little safe house to put him in
23:18Yeah
23:18Now you
23:19You remember to do like I told you, huh?
23:21And after I split that money with Lawson Well
23:23I'll come back and pick you up
23:25Listen, boys
23:25You don't think those dukes really had any kind of communicatin' disease, do you?
23:29What?
23:30Oh, yeah, yeah, they did
23:31They did, yeah
23:32A bad case of terminal stupid
23:35And they caught it from you
23:36Listen, just don't hit that generally so I can get out of here, will you?
23:41Ross will stand guard on the front porch
23:43There's more than one window around here
23:44Let's go try that and over there
23:51That's too bad
23:52Quarantine
23:54Okay
23:57Here, give that a pop of your hand, would you?
24:21We need something private
24:24No, we got it, Uncle Jesse
24:28We can work it loose
24:30All right, I'll carry it now
24:32Ready?
24:35Oh, that kid
24:37Oh, I did it
24:38That kid
24:38Oh, that kid
24:40All right, fella, you're next
24:42You're good
25:00Well, just about anywhere Roscoe fired, he had hit a duke
25:03So they freezed
25:05Uh, froze
25:06Well, they did what he said
25:15You don't need the gun, Roscoe
25:17Dang, you're scared us to death
25:18Come on, Uncle Jesse
25:19Just let me help you up
25:20You didn't twist your ankle, did you?
25:21Wait a minute, freeze it right there
25:22I'll help him up there's any helping
25:24Like my old tripping wire
25:26Here, Jesse
25:27Wait a minute
25:27Oh
25:30See, shame, shame
25:31Now, you weren't hurt
25:32You tricked me
25:33Well, you tricked me
25:34Well, what comes down comes around
25:36Here, let me help you
25:37Well, just
25:38Just right there
25:39We're just
25:40Ooh
25:41Daisy finally caught Mr. Winkle
25:43And told him how they needed his help
25:45And why
25:46Mr. Winkle loved it
25:47He needed a gig bad
25:49Even a free one
25:51We'll just
25:53I'll just
25:54Oh, yes
25:55Yes
25:55Yeah, but
25:57See, they try to
25:58Try up
26:00Oh, goodness
26:01I mean, lock
26:02Me in here
26:03I'll just
26:03Yeah
26:04I'll just
26:05Well, I
26:06Yeah
26:07See?
26:08Good
26:08More than one way to
26:10Get in your
26:11Goochie
26:11Goochie
26:13The dukes met up in boss's office
26:15While Bo and Jesse
26:16Was watching for any sign of boss
26:18Well, Daisy and Luke
26:19Played the recording
26:20Silas with me
26:21My friend, Jesse Duke
26:22Why don't you give it a try, Mr. Winkle?
26:25Where are you?
26:27I, Silas Hogg
26:29Do hereby declare
26:31This here recording
26:32To be my last testament
26:35All right, it sounds great
26:37Is that all right?
26:38Okay
26:38Yeah, I got them dukes in quarantine
26:41You don't have to worry about them no more
26:45That's the signal
26:46Duck
26:49Come on, Mr. Winkle
26:53All righty
26:55Now then, Mr. Lawson
26:56What about that $100,000?
26:59Get me that Somerville bank
27:00I want to talk to a Mr. Lucas
27:02Mr. Lucas
27:03All right
27:03We glad to
27:06Now, Gussie
27:07This is J.D. Hogg here
27:09Would you get me a Mr. Lucas
27:11At the Somerville bank?
27:17Oh, Mr. Lucas
27:18Hold on
27:21Mr. Lucas?
27:22Yeah, Larson
27:24Oh, that's fine
27:25Yeah, I'll be there in person
27:27To pick it up
27:29Money will be ready
27:30By the time I get there
27:31Oh, yeah
27:33Uh, where do you want to meet
27:35For the split?
27:36Oh, well, listen
27:36I'm going out to Silas' house now
27:38To take inventory
27:40Uh, can you bring the money there?
27:42I not only can
27:43I will
27:44Mr. Hogg
27:45It's a pleasure
27:46Doing business with a man
27:47Who likes to do business
27:49Likewise
27:49Likewise, I'm sure
27:54There you go
28:03Hey
28:05Well, here it is
28:06Larson's gone to pick up the money
28:07And they're going to divide it
28:08At Silas' house
28:09Oh, great
28:10There goes your plan, Luke
28:11No, no, no
28:12This is going to make it work even better
28:13All we got to do
28:14Is beat Boss over to Silas'
28:16And make sure that Larson
28:17Don't get there too soon
28:18Well, I can detain
28:19Larson
28:19He don't know me
28:20Well, all right
28:21But you be careful
28:22That fellow with him
28:24Is just dead out mean
28:25Okay
28:26Are you ready, Mr. Winkle?
28:27Ready as I'll ever be, I guess
28:29He sounded great
28:30Are you okay?
28:31Let's go, y'all
28:32Let's go, sir
28:32You went great
28:33You got it
28:38Oh, good news
28:40Good news
28:41A jackass
28:43There's transportation on the hook
28:45Good thing I was a rodeo star
28:49Now, while Luke's plan to get Boss to confess
28:51Was moving right along
28:53Roscoe was in need of any transportation
28:55But knowing his luck with vehicles
28:57He'd soon be filling out forms for wrecking a mule
29:00Oh, oh, there's just
29:07Oh, jumpy, huh?
29:09Well, you scuff me and I'll scuff you
29:11You jackass
29:16What are you laughing at?
29:17Larson won't even let my dad ride him
29:20Well, that's just
29:22Hey, uh
29:23Well, just a second there
29:24Hold it just a second there
29:26I want to talk to you
29:26Just, just
29:27Uh, well, this is
29:30That man ain't exactly a saddle horse, is he?
29:34Well, what do we have here?
29:36Isn't this a doozy?
29:37It looks brand new
29:38I'm going to have to condomere it
29:39I mean, I'll have to borrow it
29:41See, I have to borrow it for police business
29:43It's official
29:44Oh, no
29:45Well, you see
29:46I have to have it
29:47It's an emergency
29:48I have
29:49It's police business
29:50See, I'm in hot pursuit
29:53You'll notice at no time
29:55Do my hands leave my wrist
29:56I love this
30:01Be careful with it
30:20While Daisy was trailing that no-account lawyer Larson
30:23Trying to figure out how to keep him from getting to Silas' house too soon
30:27And Boss Hogg was heading for Silas' house
30:30The general was taking a shortcut
30:32For Luke's plan to succeed
30:34The Dukes and Mr. Winkle had to get to Silas' house before Boss Hogg
31:00I'm so sorry
31:01I'm so sorry
31:02My car stalled out
31:03Hey, I got both a nail trying to fix it
31:06Oh, I hope you gentlemen are all right
31:09Oh, we're all right
31:10And since you're all right
31:12We'd like to be on our way
31:13Oh, sure
31:14But I can't let you go
31:15Without inspecting the damage on your car
31:17And you just stay right here
31:21Hmm
31:22That's one scatterbrained young woman
31:24Yeah, maybe
31:26Maybe not
31:45What do you got there?
31:46Your registration
31:47Miss Duke
31:49I guess sticking your nose in other people's business is a family trait
32:08Let's move on
32:15We'd better get this done in a hurry
32:16J.D. could be here at any time
32:18All right
32:19Mr. Winkle, why don't you set that box up here on the top step
32:21Okay
32:24Where did you start?
32:25Well, we set all the magnets on the outside first
32:27And then we'll do the inside
32:28All right
32:28Let's set the gate up
32:29Yeah, you got some gadgets for that?
32:31That's for that
32:31Y'all remember that remote control gizmo
32:34Winkle used on the chair with Roscoe's voice?
32:36Well, they're fixing to use it again
32:38Let's go
33:00What a horrendous crash
33:04That would have killed an ordinary man
33:05That was just a
33:07That dog-gone bicycle
33:09You made me drop my
33:10It, it, it
33:12Better take it back to that little boy
33:14It, it
33:15All right
33:16That does it
33:17That's great
33:17Okay
33:18You guys bring that box in
33:21We've got to move fast
33:22Got a lot of things to do
33:23And not much time to do it in
33:24All right
33:25Here
33:27Come on, boy
33:28There you go
33:30All right, two for the job
33:31Good job
33:34Good job
33:35This sucker is getting heavy
33:37It just
33:39Some of the attack of law officer
33:41I should have dumped it a long time ago
33:43It just
33:44One way or another
33:45Roscoe is gonna wind up buying that boy a new bike
33:48You boys remember how to use a remote control unit?
33:51Yeah, a can of corn
33:52Where are you and Uncle Jesse gonna be when boss gets here?
33:55Those bushes alongside the porch, sir
33:57All right, we'll be on the other side of the house
33:58You better get going
33:59There's a car coming
34:00All right
34:09Here we are
34:11Yeah
34:13All right
34:15Give it a shot
34:15Which one works again?
34:17This one
34:17Yeah
34:23Welcome, Jefferson
34:24You haven't been here since you were a little boy
34:26Welcome, Jefferson
34:28You haven't been here since you were a little boy
34:31Who said that?
34:33Your Uncle Silas
34:36Uncle Silas?
34:37But
34:38Don't you recognize my voice?
34:41Yeah, I recognize your voice
34:42But you can't be Uncle Silas
34:43You're dead
34:44I mean, he's dead
34:45I may be dead, Jefferson
34:47But I'm not at peace
34:51Listen, whoever you are, this ain't funny
35:03Oh, you're scared
35:05Roscoe
35:05Oh, please
35:06That was a mean thing of you to do
35:07What?
35:09Oh, well, coming up here like that
35:10I mean, what are you doing here anyways?
35:12What happened to the Dukes?
35:13Well, there's a kind of bad news on that
35:16Oh, no
35:16They were
35:17Yeah, I know, I know
35:18They got away from you
35:19Well, sort of
35:20Listen, you didn't talk to me as you came up here, did you?
35:22No, I was too poofed
35:23You were?
35:23Yes
35:24All right, it don't matter not
35:25Listen, come on
35:26Which one does it?
35:28Which one does it?
35:28That one there?
35:28That one there
35:29First, we got some heavy inventory to do
35:31Boy
35:33Look
35:36Why is that swinging with nobody sitting in it?
35:40Sure ain't
35:40I'm sitting here, Jefferson
35:43Masco
35:45Did you hear that?
35:46I heard that
35:47Who's I'm?
35:49Sounds exactly like my Uncle Silas
35:52Don't you remember when you and Jesse were little boys
35:55And you visited me?
35:57And you fixed this swing so that when Jesse sat in it
36:00It pinched his little behind
36:02And you fixed the swing so that when little Jesse sat in it
36:07It pinched his little behind
36:11I thought you said your Uncle Silas was dead
36:14He was
36:15I mean, he is
36:16He is
36:16He is
36:18He ought to be
36:20Come on
36:21Let's get inside before we start hearing things again
36:23Oh
36:23Yes, yes
36:24Would you please
36:31Please
36:32Please
36:33Oh
36:34Oh
36:37That's the old place
36:38Ah, sweat for you
36:40Oh, it's at the door
36:47Oh
36:47Oh
36:48Oh
36:49Thank you
36:50Whibbering my liver
36:51Come on
36:55Rosco
36:56That chair is rocking away
36:58Yeah
36:58It was Uncle Silas' favorite
37:01It looks like it's sitting in it this very minute
37:04Maybe it's termites
37:09Things ain't changed much since you were here as a boy, Jefferson
37:13And you were such a bad boy, Jefferson
37:17No, no, no, no
37:18It wasn't me
37:19I didn't do none of them terrible things, Uncle Silas
37:22Me either
37:22No, they was all done by that little Brit
37:25Jesse Duke
37:30Remember this lamp, Jefferson?
37:32Remember this lamp, Jefferson?
37:33Huh?
37:35Oh, yeah, the lamp
37:36Yeah
37:36How you used to stand outside that window
37:39And fire your little BB gun at it
37:41When poor little Jesse was doing his homework
37:45Ow!
37:46Oh, no, oh
37:47You still deny it, Jefferson?
37:50No, no, no, no, no
37:51I did it
37:51I did it
37:52I broke that lamp
37:53He did it
37:54And I did everything
37:55Because I was a bad, bad, bad little boy
37:57But I've changed
37:58I have changed Uncle Silas
38:00And there's some trouble
38:01Listen, boss
38:02I'm getting out of here
38:03No, no, don't leave me
38:04Don't leave me alone here with my Uncle Silas
38:06Listen, he wasn't my uncle
38:08Stop!
38:13Oh, no, no, no
38:15Stop!
38:15Oh, no, no, no
38:18Oh, no, no, no
38:18Oh, no, no, no
38:19Oh, no, no, no, no
38:19Oh, no, no, no, no, no
38:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no
38:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
38:21I'll give you $10,000, go to you
38:23Just to go away or stay away forever
38:25Here, I'll find him, Jesse
38:28Money's no good to me, Jefferson
38:33Oh, no, no, no, no
38:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
38:36Oh, no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
38:38Look, we're so glad to see you
38:39Oh, so strong
38:40You don't look well
38:41Oh, Luke
38:41Oh, thank goodness
38:42You come here
38:43Yeah
38:43See if you can get Boss's Uncle Silas
38:45To leave us alone
38:46They can't help you, Jefferson
38:50No one can
38:51You hear that?
38:52Yeah, hear that
38:53Hear what?
38:54I hear nothing
38:54Oh, Uncle Silas
38:56How come the Dukes
38:58can't hear you, and Bosch and I can.
39:00Only the guilty can hear me.
39:02I'll be with you both night and day
39:05for the rest of your lives.
39:08Unless...
39:09Unless what?
39:10Unless you confess to the terrible thing you're doing
39:13and see to it that my money goes to charity.
39:18Uncle Cyrus, this is your poor nephew, Sadie Ho.
39:21I say hello from Roscoe.
39:22Well, not in a time like this.
39:25I'm right here, I'm bending knee,
39:26and I give you my solemn words
39:28as one hug to another.
39:30Your money will go to charity,
39:32just like you want it.
39:35Well, in that case, Jefferson,
39:37I'll leave you now.
39:39Oh.
39:40But if you go back on your word...
39:43I won't.
39:44He won't.
39:44I won't.
39:45He won't.
39:45I won't.
39:47Boss, I don't know what you're doing
39:49or who you're talking to,
39:50but he's doing the right thing, ain't he, boss?
39:51Yeah, I really think he is.
39:52I'm right proud of you, boss.
39:54Hey, why don't you come on out
39:55and get some air outside?
39:56Yeah, you look a little...
39:56I think he's gone.
40:05Jesse, what's you and Winkle doing here?
40:07Well, I'm just over here reliving
40:09some of the good times I had
40:10in this old house and...
40:22Well, Mr. Lawson, I'm here.
40:24I'm here, I'm here.
40:25And you're here.
40:27And Roscoe, arrest this man.
40:29I'll take this after.
40:31All right.
40:33Oh, it's all here.
40:35Jesse, this money is yours to give to charity,
40:38just like Uncle Silas wanted.
40:41Well, thank you, J.D.
40:43I don't know how the Duke's got you to do what you're doing, Hog.
40:46Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
40:48Will you all kindly look over here?
40:54All right.
40:55All right.
40:55Daisy.
40:56I went out.
40:57You all right?
41:00Yeah.
41:01Yeah.
41:01Now then, I'll take this.
41:05Yeah, but what about my 50%?
41:06What about Daisy?
41:08She comes with us.
41:09What do you got her for?
41:10You got the money right there.
41:12If you all behave yourselves,
41:14you'll get her back eventually.
41:16Now, I don't like it
41:18when they start jeopardizing sweet little old Daisy.
41:42How are we going to get her back
41:43without getting her hurt?
41:44Well, we, I figured, first...
41:46Oh, he didn't ask you.
41:48No, no, no, no.
41:49He asked Luke.
41:50From the direction they left,
41:51I got an idea.
41:54Luke outlined a plan
41:55that called for split-second timing
41:57and involved Roscoe and Boss,
41:59as well as the dudes.
42:00Right?
42:01Right in there.
42:01Okay, you got it?
42:02Let's not talk about it anymore.
42:03Come on, let's go.
42:03All right, Uncle Jesse, ride with us.
42:05Winkle, you go along with Boss Roscoe, okay?
42:07Everybody got it?
42:08Yeah, we got it.
42:09You're never going to get away with this.
42:11Yeah, that's what they told me in law school.
42:13Oh, yeah?
42:13Well, you ain't making it out of the state, pal.
42:16Twenty minutes, we'll be on our way to Mexico.
42:18That's easy.
42:19The police will notify the Mexican authorities.
42:21Yeah, but they won't be looking for two men and a woman.
42:25Are you taking me with you?
42:27Well, you've been so helpful,
42:28I think you deserve a holiday.
42:42Russell, listen, I've been thinking,
42:45if you and me get to Larson before them dukes do,
42:48if we dipped our hands into that sands full of money,
42:51nobody would know.
42:52Oh, I would know, Jefferson.
42:57Oh, you're still here.
42:59Well, listen, you need me a chance to finish what I was saying.
43:02Well, Boss, listen, I'll give you a chance to finish.
43:04Go ahead and finish.
43:05Well, what I was saying was,
43:06nobody would know if Roscoe and me
43:09put another 10,000 into that sands and what's here in you.
43:21I got an awful good head start.
43:23Maybe there's something we can do about that.
43:26Luke called Roscoe on the CV
43:28and said to execute the old moonshine nutcracker
43:31at the boys' nest,
43:32which is to catch a car between two cars.
43:43You don't get any smart ideas.
43:54I figured right, we ought to be seeing them about now.
43:59You figured right, there they are.
44:01Oh, there they are, there they are, there they are.
44:05Where did you tell Roscoe he ought to mean it?
44:08Oh, oh, oh!
44:13Hit the brakes!
44:14The problem was,
44:15the moonshine nutcracker don't hardly work at all
44:18if you miss the car.
44:20Come on, out of there right now!
44:22You all right?
44:25Daddy, you guys?
44:28You did great.
44:29Yes.
44:30Wow.
44:32All right.
44:33Tell you what, come on in.
44:34I'm fine, but it's just the first one.
44:37Well, I put our restos ruck in.
44:39Yeah, why don't you take it?
44:40All right.
44:41Yeah, you cover what you cover.
44:44Sorry, I gotta get this in back.
44:47It's going somewhere, all right.
44:49Uncle Silas, do you approve?
44:50I hope you do, and I hope you survive that wreck.
44:58What is this place?
45:03Boy, y'all missed a heck of a wreck out there.
45:05Y'all go take a look right out front.
45:17Boss turned over the $100,000 to Jesse to give the charity,
45:21just like Silas wants.
45:22And Boss, with a little prodding from Mr. Winkle,
45:25kept his word and added a check for $10,000 more.
45:28And all this started because the Dukes was determined to see
45:31that a charity will was properly done.
45:33All they got out of it was the General Lee repaired
45:36from the Moonshine Nutcracker wreck.
45:38But then, that's what make the Dukes kind of special, huh?
45:45That's what make the Dukes like aďap in a war.
45:52No, isn't it too
45:56Yeah, we'll be on peace around
46:05a lot with all the Flat
46:11I'll see you next time.
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