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00:00Tonight on The Dukes
00:02The Dukes are mad
00:05The boss is sad
00:08Cause Lulu's gone away
00:11No dinner
00:16I love you
00:26Hallelujah
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law
00:45Since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Planting the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:03The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true
01:23Modern day Robin Hood
01:31You're watching the Duke boys
01:33Tensing General Lee's new shocks
01:35If y'all know some army that wants to road test its tanks
01:38I recommend a cruise through Hassett County
01:43Who are you going to take to the Tri-Counties amusement park when it opens next week?
01:46Mary Sue I suppose
01:49Mary Sue?
01:52Well you always were a leg man
01:54She sure has got them
01:55That is if you like two befores
01:58She's better than that Hulk
02:00You took bowling last Friday night
02:01I swear she plays linebacker for the Falcons
02:04Well now wait just a minute
02:05That ain't fair
02:08Oh that was nice
02:11Bye Betty
02:12Norma
02:13Oh Dorothy
02:15Thank you so much for your hospitality
02:16If that stimulating re-party
02:18Tells you Hazard is one snappy culture spot
02:21You're right
02:22And the brightest jewel in its crown is the Flower Club
02:25Of which Mrs. Lulu Hogg is the recording secretary
02:28That's her
02:30Right on schedule
02:33Well looks like them weeks you spent in Hazard
02:35Putting together this here file
02:37Staying out of trouble
02:38About to pay off
02:39Now I don't figure that these folks are part of the Hazard culture scene
02:50Well as they say in the city
02:52These folks kind of got it together
02:55Whatever it is
02:56They done it
03:01Three miles down the road is Crabapple Lane
03:03That's where she'll be turning into town
03:06And that's where we take her
03:07While all these sinister doings were cooking
03:09Lulu Hogg was listening to the notes of her club meeting on a recorder
03:13But he promised
03:15Jefferson Davis Hogg is always promising and promising
03:19And he don't do no delivering
03:30Quit!
03:31What's the matter with this dang car?
03:39She got car trouble
03:41Darn you J.D.
03:42This is all your fault
03:44Another promise you ain't kept
03:55Nobody's coming
03:58We take her now
04:07Hold it
04:09Hold it
04:09Hold it
04:10Hey look up there
04:11Looks like Miss Lulu could use some help
04:19Hi boys
04:21Hey Lulu
04:22Hey Miss Lulu
04:23This old car giving you trouble?
04:25J.D. Hogg's giving me trouble
04:26That's what
04:27He promised to have this car fixed last week and the week before that
04:30Well let's take a look at it
04:31Yeah
04:33I'm gonna come down so hard on that man
04:35He's gonna have to reach up to touch grass
04:38Oh shoot
04:39There's your problem
04:41Fuel filter's all clogged up
04:43But shoot
04:43I'll tell you what
04:44We can go call Cooter
04:45He can fix it
04:45Look at his split
04:46Sure
04:46We'll take you wherever you gotta go
04:47All right
04:48Fine
04:49I'll get my stuff
04:54Boys
04:54Can I do the driving?
04:57What?
04:58Well uh
04:59Sure
04:59Why?
05:00I'm in a hurry
05:01I don't want you boys to get in trouble with the law
05:03Don't you understand?
05:06Okay
05:06All right
05:06Come on
05:07We'll give you a hand
05:08We'll throw this stuff inside
05:09Come on
05:10Come on boys
05:12Well
05:13All right
05:13Roll an arm around there
05:15Hang on
05:16Whoa
05:17Oh lord
05:18All right now
05:18Just give her a little shove in there
05:21All right now
05:22You got her
05:22There I go
05:23There I go
05:24There you go
05:26Maybe we should forget it
05:27Forget it?
05:29That fat lady's the key to her husband's bank
05:31That's right
05:33We drop Annalisa back at the trailer
05:35And then you and me pay a little visit to the richest woman it has
05:43Anybody figuring to kidnap Lulu Hall
05:46Is figuring on two long shots
05:47First
05:49It'd be easier to steal a buffalo
05:51Hold on
05:51And second
05:52Who says old boss will pay to get her back?
05:57You gotta anxious to get home, huh?
06:00I ain't heading for home
06:01I'm heading for the boy's nest
06:02I got a lot of things I want to say to JD
06:04And I want to say them while I'm still hot under the girdle
06:11Ooh
06:11There we
06:13Lulu
06:14And the boy's a key
06:20Those sneaky dukes
06:21Using my sister Lulu to do their dirty work
06:24Well, they'll feel the long arm of the law
06:27Oh, hurt you
06:32Oh, looks like we got company
06:34Oh
06:34Well, he ain't staying long
06:37He's fishing, huh?
06:41Oh, oh, oh, oh
06:45He's making three lines
06:46Three lines
06:48Ooh
06:51Go, go, go
06:52Oh, no!
06:58Don't worry, boys!
07:00Yah!
07:02Yah-hoo!
07:07You all right, boys?
07:09Yeah, it's fine.
07:10Oh!
07:19Hey!
07:21What are you...
07:25What are you doing on my vehicle?
07:27Get out of there! Get out from under there!
07:32What do you think you're doing, anyway?
07:34Something tells me that's a hideout.
07:37Nobody's answering. She ain't home.
07:41I wonder where those guys took her.
07:45Try the boar's nest.
07:48That's right.
07:49That's Boss Hogg's other office.
07:52Well, let's go.
07:56Okay.
07:57There you go.
07:59Now, are you boys okay?
08:01Yah, we're just fine.
08:03Listen, we'll wait for you inside.
08:04All right, but you just close your ears, you hear me?
08:06Because what I've got to say ain't fitting for nice boys like you to hear.
08:12I don't feel so good.
08:14We ought to run inside and get a beer.
08:17And a 12% delivery charge, of course.
08:22J.D., put down that phone.
08:23Oh, hush up, honeysuckle!
08:25Oh, no, I didn't mean you, W.L.
08:27Well, no.
08:28Just talking to my wife who just walked in here a minute ago.
08:31But she's gonna have to wait until you and me get this transaction finished.
08:34You are finished.
08:36Ah!
08:37Lulu!
08:38What did you do?
08:39Have you lost your senses?
08:41No, sir.
08:41I just found them.
08:43That car you promised to have fixed for me two weeks ago?
08:46Well, it just broke down.
08:47And that hot house you promised to have ready for my flower club?
08:50Well, it ain't!
08:51Oh, Lulu, honey, listen.
08:52Will you just go on home, huh?
08:54And, uh, you just start cooking dinner, huh?
08:57Don't forget Roscoe's coming to dinner tonight.
08:59Besides, I just don't have time to fuss with all these trivialities.
09:02J.D., for 20 years you ain't never had time for me.
09:06I ain't nothing to you but someone to cook your meals and do your laundry and take your sass.
09:11Oh, Butterball, you all look sad, ain't you?
09:15Well, listen.
09:15Right after we finish that nice dinner you're gonna cook and after Roscoe goes home,
09:20well, you and I'll have a good hug-to-hug talk.
09:25No, we ain't, J.D.
09:28Because I have decided that I don't have time for you.
09:45You all right?
09:47Oh, I never felt better in my life.
09:49Oh, well, uh, well, great. Come on. Hop in the car, we'll take you home.
09:52I'm only stopping long enough to pack a suitcase.
09:55You going someplace, Slytherin?
09:56To a hotel.
09:57I've got to go someplace where I can do some serious reflecting.
10:02Someplace where J.D. can't find me. Not that he'd come looking.
10:07You're welcome to stay at the farm.
10:09Well, shoot, yeah, the guest room ain't much, but, well, Uncle Jesse's the best cook in all of Hazard.
10:14That's a fact.
10:15I'd be intruding.
10:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
10:19No, you wouldn't, Lulu.
10:22Well, if you're right certain.
10:24Sure.
10:25Then it's settled. Yes, ma'am.
10:26Oh, you dukes are something special. Bless you.
10:30Um, I'll, uh, drive.
10:32Yeah, he'll drive.
10:33Yeah, I heard about you, Lulu.
10:36Bye-bye.
10:37Take care, Daisy.
10:37Hey.
10:46Dang, she's still with them hicks.
10:48What do we do?
10:49We follow them.
10:51They gotta let her loose sooner or later.
11:06Later that day, when old boss brought Roscoe home to dinner, he told Roscoe about the misunderstanding that he'd had
11:12with Lulu.
11:12Oh.
11:12Well, you know how women are.
11:15Little angel food cake.
11:17Daddykin's home.
11:18And he wants you to know if he gives you for all that fussing you're doing.
11:21Oh, you see there?
11:23That's the very thing that everybody loves you for.
11:25Yeah?
11:25Because you've got a big fat heart underneath that big fat stomach.
11:31Oh, boss.
11:34Hey, boss, come here.
11:35Come here, come here.
11:35Oh, good news, good news.
11:38Here is an envelope addressed to you.
11:40And it smells like it's a female.
11:42Oh, give me that.
11:43Probably from Lulu.
11:44Yeah.
11:44She wants to apologize for all that misbehaving sit down earlier.
11:47No doubt about it.
11:47Here, J.D.
11:48When you read this, I'll be gone.
11:50Gone?
11:51Gone?
11:52But I'm sure you won't even notice I'm missing until suppertime.
11:57I don't know when I'll be back or if I'll be back.
12:01Lulu Coltrane hog.
12:04No wife.
12:05No sister.
12:06No dinner!
12:15What are they doing?
12:18I'm finishing eating.
12:22C.V. Annalisa.
12:24Tell her we're staying right here until we get her hands on that fat lady.
12:28Lulu, you ain't touched a bit of your dinner.
12:31Oh, I know, child.
12:32Jesse don't have anything to do with your fine cooking.
12:35Oh, I know that, Lulu.
12:37As a matter of fact, there is something I...
12:39Jesse!
12:40Now, you're not going to try and talk me into going back to J.D.
12:43Are you?
12:44Oh, no, no.
12:45Well, I know J.D. can be very trying at times.
12:49But he does have his good points.
12:51He's, uh...
12:54Uh...
12:55Isn't that right, boys?
12:58Uh, uh, yeah, yes, sir.
13:00Uh...
13:01Yes, sir, Uncle Jesse's right, Miss Lulu.
13:03Uh...
13:03I couldn't have said it better myself.
13:05I'll bet you right now he's pacing the floor, pulling out his hair, wondering where you are.
13:10Oh, oh.
13:10Yeah, and I give her $25 a week expense money.
13:14Oh.
13:14And ever once did I ever demand an accountant.
13:17Oh, no.
13:18Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:19Uh...
13:20She...
13:20She's the luckiest woman in Hazard County.
13:22Well, then why would the luckiest woman in Hazard County go off from the most desirable man in Hazard County?
13:28I'd like you to answer me that.
13:30Uh...
13:30You don't suppose it's another man, do you?
13:33Huh?
13:34Well, you know what they say.
13:36It's the fat, chubby little husbands that are last to know.
13:39Oh, don't be a jackass, you jackass.
13:49Daisy.
13:49Yeah?
13:50I made something real tempting for your lunch.
13:53Oh, Liz.
13:53I gotta fatten you up.
13:57Oh, listen, why don't I just stay here with you?
13:59Oh, honey, there's no need for that.
14:01Are you sure?
14:02No.
14:02You just run along.
14:08Morning, Jesse, boys.
14:10I see you, Lulu.
14:11Morning, Lulu.
14:11Oh, Tom.
14:12Get out of the way.
14:12Go and get...
14:13Well, look, you just make yourself to home.
14:15You know, whatever's ours is yours.
14:17And we're gonna dump this load of hay over to PV Hawk and Chestnut, and we'll be right on back.
14:20Well, I'll unpack.
14:23And then I'll fix you all a breakfast fit for J.D. Hogg.
14:28Oh, that just sort of slipped out.
14:31Well, uh, PV's place is just down the road.
14:34Uh, we'll be back before the coffee's hot.
14:37All right.
14:38Hang on back there.
14:40Got it.
14:40Got it.
14:47That's the last of them.
14:49Let's go, Eddie.
14:51This is the last day any of us are gonna be poor.
14:57Meanwhile, Lulu was using a tape recorder to practice up what she was gonna tell boss when she saw him.
15:01Not that you don't deserve them, mind you.
15:03But there is a chance that I might.
15:05Now, remember I said might.
15:06That I might come back, but you have got to change your ways.
15:09Who are you?
15:11What do you want?
15:12We want you, Lulu.
15:14We want you.
15:16Well, Lulu found somebody to pay her a lot of attention.
15:25Get out of here before I call the law.
15:27This is a kidnapping, Miss Hogg.
15:30Nobody's gonna get hurt.
15:32As long as your husband comes up with the ransom we're asking for.
15:35He always made two mistakes.
15:37Two mistakes.
15:38The first one is, I ain't going with ya!
15:40Oh, God!
15:44Then what's the second one?
15:46That tightwad husband of mine won't come up with a nickel!
15:50Let's get out of here before those farmers get back.
15:52Move, lady!
16:03All right.
16:09Hey, Desi!
16:10Thought we said goodbye to you.
16:12What are you doing back here?
16:14Well, I just remember I had these magazines.
16:16Huh?
16:16And I thought it might help Lulu take your mind off the thing.
16:19Well, we can, uh, coffee.
16:21Eh, looks like Lulu is changing my mind on the money.
16:23mind about Brett. I hope she's all right.
16:28Lulu?
16:30Hey, y'all.
16:31Clothes are all gone. Suitcase
16:33is gone. I bet she went
16:35home to boss. Huh?
16:37Maybe Roscoe took her. Her boss
16:39came out and picked her up himself.
16:41But it ain't like Lulu to take off without leaving
16:43a message of some kind.
16:45Oh, shoot.
16:47You know, Luke, I sure was looking forward to her driving
16:49us into town again. You know, life
16:51is full of disappointments. Thank God for that.
16:53You are going into town, so why don't you just
16:55check and make sure she's all right. I'll stay
16:57out here and do some chores. All right, we'll do it.
16:59See you, Uncle Jesse. I think I can look through another ride
17:01with her.
17:09Back at the Hogg Manor, boss was having
17:11no trouble they can do without Lulu.
17:13Hum, ho, hum.
17:15Man works from sun to sun.
17:18Ho, hum, ho, hum.
17:21Woman's work is never done.
17:24Oh, there he is.
17:26Oh, there he is.
17:27Oh, hot pursuit.
17:28I love it, I love it.
17:29Oh, Roscoe, that ain't no way to do it.
17:31Watch it, will you please?
17:33Don't do that with this.
17:35No help at all. You know that?
17:37Well, listen here.
17:39What an ingratitude you are.
17:41I left poor Flash over at the house
17:43getting her own breakfast so I could come over here
17:45and clean up this mess for you.
17:47Oh, yeah, well, I ain't grieving for Lulu Coltrane Hogg.
17:51And listen, if you want to make me feel good
17:53and maybe not get yourself fired,
17:55why don't you get out there
17:55and arrest the Duke boys or something?
17:57Well, listen, don't you worry about that.
17:59I'll do it like I always do it.
18:01I'll get out there.
18:02I'll cuff them and stuff them.
18:03I'll just take it.
18:03I'll put them.
18:04Where are you going?
18:05I'm going.
18:07Watch it.
18:12J.D. Hogg here.
18:14I got someone here who wants to talk to you, Hogg.
18:18J.D., this is your Lulu talking.
18:21Lulu?
18:22Oh, well, I suppose you're calling
18:24because you're ready to come back home now.
18:27She is, but we ain't ready to bring her home just yet.
18:31Who is this, anyways?
18:32I'm a man who could take your woman's life.
18:35A life?
18:36My Hulu?
18:38Listen, that ain't funny.
18:39This ain't no joke, Hogg.
18:40Now, you listen to me.
18:42You go to your bank and you wait for my next call.
18:45And if you tell anyone about this,
18:47you'll never see your wife again.
18:49Do you read me?
18:50Yeah, I do.
18:51I read you.
18:52And now, you just listen to me.
18:55If you so much as harm one beautiful hair
18:57on that beautiful head of my beautiful wife,
19:00there ain't going to be no place on earth
19:01and you're going to be safe from me.
19:03You hear?
19:04Now, you just put my beautiful wife back on the line.
19:08He wants to talk to you.
19:09J.D., I'm on.
19:11And I just want to tell you,
19:13I still mean everything I said to you yesterday.
19:16You don't ever have time for me.
19:18And you do keep me cooking and cleaning 24 hours a day.
19:21And I do take all your sass.
19:31And I love every flabby roll and wrinkle of you, too,
19:35my little cupcake.
19:36I always am, and I always will.
19:39And remember, I love you.
19:42That's real cute, Hogg.
19:44And I love you, too.
19:57Shepard of Lost Sheep, Shepard of Lost Sheep,
19:59are you out there?
20:00We read you, Shepard.
20:01Listen to what I've got here.
20:03I found this in the knitting basket.
20:05You get out of here before I call the law.
20:08This is a kidnapping, Miss Hogg.
20:09Nobody's gonna get hurt.
20:12As long as your husband gives us the ransom we're asking for.
20:14Did you hear that?
20:15Uncle Jesse, did you call the FBI?
20:17No, I haven't, but maybe J.D. did.
20:20You're thinking that the kidnappers got in contact with him, then?
20:22Well, my guess is that they have, but they haven't.
20:25Why, you ought to find J.D. and let him know what's going on.
20:28And now, listen.
20:29You kids help me any way you can, you hear?
20:31We read you, Shepard.
20:36We've only not left her alone this morning.
20:37Fellas, if only I'd stayed with her like I planned on doing.
20:40Look, what's done is done.
20:42Let's get into town and see what we can do to help her.
20:45Meanwhile, at the bank,
20:46old Cooter was trying to make his mortgage payment.
20:49Boss, here is your ransom.
20:51Ransom?
20:51What ransom?
20:52Whose ransom?
20:53My mortgage payment.
20:55Oh, your mortgage.
20:56Your mortgage, yeah.
20:57That's good, Miss Lulu.
20:58How's she doing?
20:59How's she doing?
21:00Cooter, you have no cause to ask me about things like this.
21:07I want to say this once.
21:10You bring $100,000 in small bills to Sheep's Hollow.
21:15And remember, one word about this to anybody and...
21:19Don't say it.
21:20You do know where Sheep's Hollow is.
21:22Well, of course I know where Sheep's Hollow is.
21:24Good.
21:29All right, everybody.
21:31The bank's closing now.
21:32The bank's closing for the day.
21:34So you got to go now.
21:35Everybody out.
21:36What about my mortgage payment?
21:37I ain't interested in your money, Cooter.
21:38Not right now.
21:39You come back.
21:39Everybody, just got to go now.
21:41Something happened and we got to check the books.
21:43So everybody go and come back.
21:45It'll be just the same.
21:47Yeah, you too.
21:48Yeah, you go too.
21:49I'll tell you all about it later.
22:01Hey, Cooter, we got trouble.
22:06Cooter, you seen boss?
22:07Well, I ain't sure it was him.
22:08He didn't want to take my money.
22:09What?
22:10No, I threw everybody out of the bank.
22:12There he is now.
22:12Hey, hey, boss.
22:14Just a minute, boss.
22:15What?
22:15Boss, listen, we got to talk to you.
22:16No, no, no, no.
22:17Not now, not now.
22:18Out of my way.
22:18We know that Lulu's been kidnapped.
22:20Where'd you hear a vicious rumor like that?
22:22We think it's a terrible thing.
22:23We just want to help you out.
22:25Oh, boss, we love Lulu.
22:26Have you called the FBI?
22:27No.
22:28Gosh, I ain't called the FBI and ain't gonna call the FBI.
22:31On account of them kidnappers, Will, they told me if I so much as breathed a word about
22:35what happened to anybody, I'd never see my darling wife again.
22:39So just leave me be.
22:40You just let me do what I gotta do, you hear?
22:43Well, I am grateful for your offer and all, but I gotta go.
22:46I gotta go.
22:52It sure looks like he's delivering a ransom, don't it?
22:55Yep.
22:55I've never seen him like that.
22:56Excuse me, but would you mind telling me what in the world's going on?
22:59Cooter, when you was in the bank with boss, did he get a phone call or something?
23:03Yeah, he did.
23:04Well, did he say anything about where he was going?
23:06He said something about sheep's holler.
23:08Sheep's holler.
23:09Son of a gun.
23:09Thanks a lot, Cooter.
23:10Hey, yeah, well, look, y'all, if y'all need any help, just give me a holler here.
23:13I gotta go with the ticket saw, but I appreciate it, Cooter.
23:16I'm gonna see, baby.
23:17He's got it.
23:18Yeah.
23:19Take it easy.
23:22No, no, my little creeper, I'm gonna get you back, see, what's that?
23:26And then when I do, that kidnapper's gonna pee for all the anguish they cause you and me.
23:31Not to mention all that missed meals.
23:36Roscoe was given chase because the last time he saw his sister, Lula, she was with the deuce.
23:42You gotta lose Roscoe.
23:44Lula's a sister.
23:45I know, but we promised boss not to let anybody in on this.
23:48Yeah, but it just don't seem right keeping Roscoe out, you know what?
23:50That's what I feel, Bo.
24:07Hey, Ricky!
24:29Keep moving this crick on me, you just, you just, you just, you just, oh, I'm really mad now.
24:36Oh, I mean, this is horrendous.
24:39All right.
24:40Here, Ricky.
24:49Now, while boss took the road into Sheep's Hollow, Luke, Bo, and Daisy took the road up to Eagle's Pass
24:55so they could watch and see if boss needed any help.
24:58And Roscoe decided to get into the act.
25:08It's the Eagle Pass.
25:10Sheep's Hollow.
25:11It's just, oh, I know, I know, I know, scientific police were good.
25:15Doggity on, no, it's Sheep's Hollow.
25:17Oh, ho, ho, ho, what's this?
25:22Enos, this is your superior officer, Roscoe.
25:25Listen, now, I want you to sneak up Sheep Hollow and we'll cut them nukes off
25:29because they're going to lead us right to my little Lulu.
25:32Good Lord.
25:32Yes, sir, Shep.
25:34I'll see you.
25:53Hold it right there, Hogg.
25:55You take that money and walk nice and slow to that old dead tree log there in front of you.
26:01Now move it.
26:06Put it down, right there.
26:08I got the license number.
26:11Hey, Bo, write this down.
26:12All right.
26:132-D-9-N-1-6.
26:16Whoever you are, whoever you are, listen here.
26:20I ain't going to do one more thing until I can see my own darling wife in the flesh
26:25and hear her brave, glorious, bugle-like voice, too.
26:30Come on, come on.
26:32Lulu, Lulu.
26:35You, you out there, you take that blindfold off her, you hear?
26:39This second, so she can see me.
26:42Not a chance, Hogg.
26:43It's all right, darling.
26:44I can see you out of the eye of my heart.
26:47You can?
26:54We warned you, Hogg.
26:55We warned you, Hogg.
26:56We warned you, and you still got you.
26:58Come on, come on.
26:59Listen, I didn't tell nobody.
27:01Don't you have one square inch of my Lulu?
27:03Here's the money.
27:05Take it.
27:06Take it.
27:07Go, Dave, Morocco.
27:08Come on, go.
27:08Well, don't that put a clod in the churn.
27:19Don't you have one counter, Andy, you'll be fast.
27:23Let's go.
27:25Let's go.
27:30Can I get here, Hogg?
27:32They're gone.
27:33Keep going.
27:44There's the cops.
27:45Get your mask on.
27:46Get down.
27:47Get down.
27:57Get down.
27:58Get down.
28:05Oh, I'm sorry, fellas.
28:07Oh, Enos, now what the heck did you have to do that for?
28:10Could have caught them, guys.
28:11Now they're getting away.
28:12If we go by the end.
28:13It's terrible.
28:14It's terrible.
28:15I ain't never going to see and hide or hear of my little wife again.
28:18All because of your meddling.
28:20Oh, wrong, wrong, wrong.
28:21If you'd have told me what was happening in the first place,
28:23then my little sister would be right here,
28:24and I'd have those kidnappers in the hoosecow.
28:27Huh, Simone, a gun bus.
28:28You mean Miss Lulu's been kidnapped?
28:30We'll fill you in on it later, all right?
28:31Well, look, my guess is they're going to let boss sweat it out a little,
28:35and then they're going to contact them again,
28:37probably back at the bank,
28:38and that'll give us time to look for Lulu.
28:39We got the license number right here.
28:41Maybe you can run a make on it.
28:43And listen, there's also a trailer hitch on the back of the car,
28:45which means they might have been towing a trailer.
28:47Look, boss, there ain't no more you can do about it right now,
28:49so why don't you just get back into town and wait at the bank?
28:53I'll do that.
28:53Where's my car?
28:54Down the road?
28:55I'll take you, Mr. Hogg.
28:56Come on, get in my car.
28:57Yeah, yeah, come on, come on.
28:59You should take me.
29:00All right.
29:01All right.
29:12I said we take care of her and get out of here.
29:15We ain't leaving town poorer than when we came.
29:18Billy Ray, suppose Hogg calls in the FBI.
29:21He didn't call him before.
29:23He sure ain't going to call him now.
29:25We should teach that man a lesson.
29:27We will, Eddie, as soon as we get our money.
29:30And here we go.
29:31Oh, look at that sucker going.
29:34Now get the fly in there.
29:35Let's go.
29:35While Roscoe was getting info on license plates,
29:38and Luke was working up a plan,
29:40Daisy was on her way to the phone company.
29:45Now, they learned that the car and trailer was stolen.
29:47And with the description of the trailer, all they had to do was find it.
29:51Hey, listen, you know, what we ought to do is all split up in different directions.
29:55There you go.
29:55I'll go over and grab a car over a cooters.
29:56I'm here to help you.
29:57Daisy talked Gussie into taking a long lunch so she could monitor the calls coming into boss's bank.
30:03Now, don't mention anything to the boss, please.
30:04I won't.
30:05Okay.
30:07Have fun, okay?
30:09I'm so cute.
30:10Bye.
30:10Bye.
30:12And while boss was finding out a watch phone never rings,
30:16everyone else was out searching for the trailer.
30:28Now, wouldn't you know it,
30:29the only one that got lucky was Roscoe.
30:33Dude.
30:39All right!
30:41All right!
30:43Wait a minute!
30:44Oh, wait!
30:45Oh, wait!
30:45Oh, wait!
30:46Oh, wait!
30:48Oh, wait!
30:50Oh, wait!
30:50Oh, wait!
30:56Oh, wait!
30:57Oh, wait!
30:57Oh, wait!
30:59Oh, wait!
31:09Oh, wait!
31:11Oh, wait!
31:11Oh, wait!
31:11Yeah, Uncle Jesse, Luke, you got your ears on?
31:13Bo called the others and reported what he had seen.
31:15He told them that he was going to see if Lulu was inside,
31:18dead and alive.
31:19After that, he'd report back.
31:46Hey, Uncle Jesse!
31:48Luke started to worry about Bo.
31:50So since he knew where Bo was, he CB'd Uncle Jesse to meet him there.
32:18This town's full of heroes, ain't it?
32:19Who you got in there? What did you do to him?
32:22He's blonde and beautiful.
32:24You want him to stay that way, you settle down.
32:26You're ready.
32:30Now when we get this money, we take Route 7,
32:33past the amusement park, to the Tri-State Highway.
32:36Now, Lisa, come here.
32:39We get the car out there.
32:41First thing I want...
32:42So a hog called in the lawn?
32:44He ain't no cop. He's probably a friend of hogs trying to do him a good turn.
32:47Well, if he got friends, they probably know where we are.
32:51Yeah, which means they're gonna come looking for him.
32:53I think we should get out while the getting is good.
32:55No way. Blondie dropping in like that?
32:58It's gonna make things go a lot easier. Where's that rope?
33:00Trunk of the car.
33:02You two get Lula in the car.
33:03I got a little something I'm gonna fix up.
33:09Hello, Lula.
33:10What? What are you doing?
33:11No, you're not taking me anywhere.
33:13Not as long as Bo Duke is...
33:15She's seen us.
33:17Don't worry about that now.
33:18Just get it in the car.
33:19Oh.
33:20Oh.
33:23Oh.
33:27Oh.
33:29Oh.
33:36Oh.
33:54See anything?
33:56Well, it looks like he made it down there, but where is he?
34:01The car ain't nowhere to be seen.
34:02He could be inside that trailer.
34:09There it goes.
34:10Listen, I'm going to take your truck.
34:11Get out of the way.
34:44You put a duke over any kind of wheels, and something's going to happen.
34:49Something's going to happen.
35:07Luke was going to stop that runaway trailer by letting it ram into the pickup, and hoped
35:12that he could guide it down here.
35:59Pretty slick, huh?
36:01Even for hazard.
36:14Ow.
36:15You awake?
36:16Yeah, I'm awake.
36:17You all right?
36:18Yeah, I'm fine.
36:20You don't look so good.
36:22I was worried about you.
36:25J.D. Hogg here.
36:26That was a stupid move, Hogg.
36:28Yeah, I know what you mean, but listen.
36:30It wasn't my doing.
36:32That nitwit sheriff of mine was chasing some traffic violator.
36:35I swear on my wife's life.
36:37Yeah, well, that traffic cop is gonna cost you extra.
36:39The ransom is $300,000 now.
36:42$300,000.
36:44You count it out in small, used bills, and bring it to Bluebird Canyon.
36:54Hogg might tell someone about that phone call again.
36:57I'm counting on that, Eddie.
37:00This is Mama Duck calling her ugly ducklings.
37:03Do you read?
37:04This is Mama Duck calling her ugly ducklings.
37:06Do you read?
37:06Here it is.
37:07Got it?
37:08Set her on the table there, Enos.
37:11Shears an ugly duckling coming back at your Mama?
37:14Little Red Riding Hood's going to Bluebird Canyon with her basket of eggs.
37:17Well, it sure would be nice if you would see Little Red Riding Hood off.
37:2110-4.
37:22There's only two ways out of Bluebird Canyon.
37:24Why don't we try splitting up again?
37:25Maybe it'll work better this time, huh?
37:26Yeah.
37:36Luke, what's gnawing at you?
37:38I ain't sure.
37:38I just got a bad feeling.
37:40This is just too easy.
37:42If I was them kidnappers, I'd be headed out of county.
37:44Why ain't they?
37:45Because they're greedy and you ain't.
37:48While bold, Luke, Jesse and Roscoe was racing to surround Bluebird Canyon,
37:52Boss was racing to get to Bluebird Canyon with the ransom money.
38:06Change of plans, Hogg.
38:08What?
38:08Where's my Lulu?
38:09In the back.
38:12Little Pumpkin Pie.
38:14You're more precious to me than any bank account negotiable bond
38:17or all the golden fortnogs.
38:19Oh, come to me.
38:20You get her back when we're out of the county,
38:23provided all the money's here.
38:27No, come back!
38:28Come back!
38:29Come back!
38:29Come back with my Lulu!
38:32Honey, it's gonna be all right.
38:34Why is Lulu's gonna be okay?
38:35I promise you.
38:36Yes, you will.
38:38We pulled it off, honey.
38:42Well, you don't know my man if you think that.
38:44I can already hear those country trumpets sounding.
38:51Bo?
38:52Luke?
38:53You out there?
38:54I got bad news.
38:55After Daisy told the boys what happened in Hazard, Enos called in.
38:59He found Lulu's message about the kidnappers taking Route 7 to the Tri-County Highway.
39:04Now, that was the good news.
39:06The bad news was that he found Lulu's blindfold,
39:09which told them Lulu had seen the kidnappers.
39:12Great.
39:13We ain't never gonna catch them people now.
39:15They got too much of a head start.
39:16Tell that to Lulu, all right?
39:18Now, once she's seen them, they ain't about to let her go.
39:21All right.
39:23We're gone.
39:24Hold on.
39:37Roscoe and Jesse heard the news and started burning rubber too.
39:40Boss and Daisy headed for Route 7 was daisier to wheel.
39:44Cause old boss was in no condition to drive.
39:46He can identify us.
39:47Why did you promise to give her back?
39:49To have a heart, Eddie.
39:50A man should be able to bear his own wife, don't you think?
39:53A day or two ago, I would have been afraid.
39:56But right now, I think my husband is John Wayne with the whole U.S. cavalry behind him.
40:01And I feel sorry for you folks.
40:03Cause if I'm more precious than all the gold in Fort Knox,
40:06you all are just yesterday's news.
40:10Wait a minute.
40:11If we take that access road that runs next to the amusement park,
40:14we stand a pretty good chance of cutting them off there at the main highway.
40:16Well, Luke, that's an awful rough ride.
40:18It ain't nearly as rough as the ride Lulu's getting.
40:30I ain't driving too fast for you, am I, Jesse?
40:33Fast? I thought you was standing still.
40:35Oh, get in. Let's get out.
40:37Will?
40:40Daisy, Daisy, I sure do hope we get them and carry them.
40:44Listen, maybe we won't, boss.
40:45But I'll tell you, the boys will.
40:47Oh, I don't know.
40:48I need something, okay.
40:50There's the access road.
40:54Here they come.
40:59Hang on!
41:15You all right, Luke?
41:16He's mine!
41:17Leave her to me, boys!
41:18She's mine!
41:18I got her!
41:19I got her!
41:20I got her!
41:21I got her!
41:21Honey, I'm just gonna sit right down on you!
41:24Oh, boy!
41:26You little...
41:27Hey!
41:30Okay!
41:32Oh yeah!
41:36What is her...
41:37Oh yeah!
41:50Ah ha!
41:51vorbei!
41:58Let's go.
42:43Let's go.
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46:01Let's go.
46:13Let's go.
46:30You, you, you, you.
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