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00:01Tonight, on the Dukes...
00:02I got a score to settle with you.
00:04A hitman is after Enos.
00:06And it's the Dukes to the rescue.
00:12Over now.
00:13Watch out, Daisy! It's a damn bomb!
00:17I almost got your kill.
00:20Daisy, Duke's been kidnapped.
00:21He got past us.
00:25Can't let him do it, though. Don't let...
00:26Don't you hurt her!
00:34Just a good old boy.
00:37Never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you've never saw.
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:48Straightening the curves.
00:52Flatening the hills.
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way.
01:03The only way they know how.
01:08That's just a little bit more than the normal life.
01:13Just a good old boy.
01:17Wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:25Yee-haw!
01:43Well, it's in hazard, it's in a hurry, and it ain't a duke.
01:47So whoever that fella is, he's probably up to no good.
01:53You know, decent folks won't carry on that way.
01:56Less than you're up to no good.
02:08Uh-huh.
02:09What'd I tell you?
02:24Now, if I had to connect that fella, his gun, and that newspaper clip him...
02:53Well, what do you think?
02:55Should we pick him up?
02:56Yeah, I don't like seeing anybody walk out here in this heat.
02:59Yeah.
03:01Yeah!
03:02Howdy!
03:02Where you headed?
03:04I'd been standing here long enough to grow roots.
03:07Well, come on in.
03:08Sit yourself down.
03:10I'm mighty glad y'all hopping along.
03:13I missed my bus from Capital City this morning, reckon hitchhiking wasn't such a good idea.
03:19By the way, my name's Brady, Len Brady.
03:22How do you do, sir?
03:23Pleased to meet you.
03:24I'm Luke Duke, and he's my cousins, Bo and Daisy.
03:27Hi.
03:27Yeah, it looks like your lucky day, huh?
03:29Yeah, first time in Hazard County.
03:31The Dukes don't know it, but they're practically delivering that killer to their best friend.
03:37That's about as far as we go.
03:39Anything else we can do for you, Mr. Brady?
03:41Oh, no, you're done more than enough already.
03:45I don't know, man.
03:45He's just fine.
03:49He seems like a nice enough kind of fella.
03:51I'm glad I ain't walking.
03:52That's his problem.
03:53Right now, we gotta figure out how to squeeze this fat shopping list out of a very thin pocketbook.
03:58So, come on, fellas.
04:12This is a big day for boss.
04:14Roscoe's bringing his favorite once a month special from the diner.
04:18It's Grits Soufflé.
04:20When grits are in season.
04:21Ain't Roscoe come back with my lunch yet?
04:23Not yet.
04:24Well, obviously not yet.
04:26What a day this has been.
04:28I've never in all my life...
04:30Good news.
04:31Good news, boss.
04:32I got your Grits Soufflé.
04:45I left the box in the way, Mr. Huck. I'm sorry.
04:48Can't you do anything right?
04:50Yeah.
04:50Listen, let me tell you something.
04:51I'm sick and tired of everything you've been doing.
04:53Like wrecking my patrol cars and ripping up my uniforms and now ruining my lunch.
04:57No, don't touch me.
04:58Don't touch him.
05:02Don't touch me.
05:03I'm gonna ship out.
05:04Yeah, I think maybe you've gone too far.
05:06Yeah?
05:07Well, you read me.
05:08Oh.
05:08Yeah, one more goof and he's out.
05:10Oh.
05:10You read me, Enos?
05:11Yes, sir, Mr. Hugg. Loud and clear, sir.
05:14Well, the inevitable turn of the wheel of fate, as did it again.
05:18He found Enos.
05:19Chance.
05:20Shucks.
05:21Miss Huckabee, wait!
05:23You shouldn't be carrying all them heavy packages.
05:25Thanks, Mr. Newbottom.
05:26Thanks a lot.
05:27Have a good weekend.
05:28Oh, look, there's Enos doing his job as always.
05:31Heavy packages, ma'am.
05:32I'll tow them home for you, ma'am.
05:35Hold it, son.
05:36Hey.
05:37Enos!
05:41Enos!
05:43He's all right.
05:44I'm okay.
05:44I gotta get it.
05:45I gotta get it.
05:47Oh, Suckabee.
05:47Oh!
05:48Oh!
05:57Oh, my God.
06:29Come on, I'll get him.
06:33Hey, you got him.
06:35Yeah.
06:40What the heck is that?
06:42He had a mask on.
06:44You know him, Enos?
06:45Yeah, his name's Frank Scanlon.
06:46He's a hitman.
06:47He uses a different disguise for every job.
06:50We got an APP on him last week from breaking out of prison.
06:54I guess he's after me.
06:55Well, look, no offense, Enos, but what would a big-time hitman be doing chasing after you?
07:00Because in California, I was the one that rested and testified against him.
07:04He got 30 years and swore someday he'd make me pay for it with my life.
07:08Came close enough.
07:10It's his fault, because he keeps chaining each blouse around.
07:13Enos' fault, Enos' fault.
07:14I'm sick and tired of hearing about it.
07:16Mr. Hobbs, guess what I got.
07:18Oh, I don't have to guess, because I already knew.
07:20A grade-A number-one case of terminal stupids.
07:23Yeah.
07:23Boss, that ain't all he's got.
07:24He's got a grade-A number-one case of a terminal criminal right here.
07:28Oh, tiddly-cuddly.
07:30Listen here.
07:30He's just trying to make points with you, boss.
07:32Look at this man.
07:33Now, he doesn't look tough enough to be guilty of litter bugging.
07:37All right, Enos, turn him loose.
07:39Wrong, Roscoe.
07:40This here is Frank Scanlon.
07:42Frank Scanlon?
07:43Frank Scallion?
07:44Listen, that name does sound familiar, doesn't it?
07:46He's the Senate killer, Sheriff.
07:48The one that we got the APB on last week for busting out of the federal pen.
07:53Well, don't stand there.
07:55Just print him and cuff him and throw him in the cell.
07:58No, wait a minute.
07:58I got a better idea.
07:59We don't want a dangerous character like that standing around here.
08:01No, you throw him in the cell first.
08:03Then do them other things.
08:05Yes, sir, Mr. Hogg.
08:07Come on, fellas.
08:08Y'all help us.
08:08Well, sure.
08:09You done good, Enos.
08:11Oh, yeah.
08:12Come on, now.
08:13Yeah.
08:14Just mind your keys and cues.
08:22You just sign in right here.
08:31Old boss wasn't wasting any time.
08:33He called the California Police Department because he was sure that he was seeing dollar signs.
08:38$50,000!
08:39$50,000?
08:40Oh, yeah.
08:41I'm glad to hear that because I just caught him.
08:43Did you...
08:43What?
08:44You...
08:44Oh, you...
08:45My priest, you caught me in that.
08:47Huh?
08:48Send somebody tomorrow.
08:49Oh, good, good, good.
08:51And listen, when that officer fellow arrives here, make sure he's got the reward with him.
08:55Mm-hmm.
08:56Make the check out to Jefferson Davis Hogg.
09:00Hogg with two G's.
09:01Oh, is it?
09:02You got it.
09:03Oh, don't mention it.
09:05But, boys, wait a minute, wait a minute.
09:07You didn't capture that man.
09:09The Duke boys did.
09:10And Enos.
09:10Yeah, I know that, Roscoe.
09:12And it looks like you know that, too.
09:14But them folks in California, they'll never know that.
09:17Oh, oh, oh.
09:17Come on, let's get down still.
09:19Oh, get it.
09:20Sorry, folks, sir.
09:23I wouldn't count on that hayseed.
09:25I got a score to settle with you.
09:27Ain't nothing going to change that.
09:29All right, now, come on.
09:30Yeah.
09:30Follow me.
09:31Oh, yeah.
09:31I'll show you what we're going to do.
09:33Oh, good.
09:34Enos.
09:35Oh, we don't mean that that Duke boy.
09:37What do you think you're still doing here?
09:38Well, we're just helping Enos escort the prisoner to his cell.
09:41Well, escort yourself on out, riffraff.
09:43Now get.
09:43Yeah, get, get, get.
09:44All right, come on, come on.
09:46Come on, come on.
09:46Come on, come on.
09:47Get on.
09:47There's a hell over.
09:48All right.
09:49Yeah, we will.
09:50Enos, pay attention here.
09:51Yeah, look, this is the official report of your captain, Frank Scanlon.
09:55Now, while you're busy down here with the prisoner, I'll tell you what.
09:57You just sign right there your name on the dotted line, and I'll fill in all the details later.
10:02Mr. Hawkins, I couldn't do that because I didn't read it yet.
10:05Look, Enos, you can't read something that hasn't been written yet.
10:08Well, sir, I just couldn't sign it.
10:09It's not filled out.
10:10No, I can't sign.
10:11I can't sign.
10:11What about your broken record?
10:13No, sir, please.
10:13No, sir, please.
11:10Come on, come on, come on, get in there.
11:13Come on, come on, come on, get this thing through, will you please, come on, let's go after him now,
11:20not tomorrow.
11:21All right, go, go.
11:23What's the matter? He's trying to find a man.
11:26Where's the flesh at?
11:27Where is it?
11:28Ah, there he is!
11:30Yes!
11:31Let's take it!
11:39Come on, Daisy, get after it.
11:46Come on, Daisy!
11:49Come on, Daisy!
12:01Come on, Daisy!
12:04Come on, Daisy!
12:10Yahoo!
12:30Meanwhile, Uncle Jesse was headed to town, unaware that things and hazards was a night unsettled.
12:52That's shooting.
12:53Well, you can't say the Dukes ain't up against a worthy opponent.
13:14You better change that tire.
13:16You all right, Uncle Jesse?
13:17No, I'm fine.
13:18This dang thing is flooded out.
13:20What in tarnation is going on here anyway?
13:22Who's shooting at you from the sheriff's car?
13:24Oh, it's some guy that's trying to kill Enos.
13:26Kill Enos?
13:26Yeah.
13:27Yeah, Uncle Jesse, the boys tried to stop this fella, but he broke out of jail.
13:30By the time I get this tire changed, he's going to be long gone anyway.
13:34We better just pray for Enos' sake that he just keeps on running.
13:37Yeah.
14:06It's crazy, y'all!
14:11Y'all gonna kill somebody here?
14:14I didn't have nothing to do with it.
14:15What's wrong with you?
14:16It was that old fool in a police car.
14:37It's crazy, y'all!
14:52PIANO PLAYS
15:15Give it that crook, steal them keys right off your bill.
15:17You know, Enos ain't ever gonna spot this fella with all them disguises.
15:21I mean, he's a lot of laughs around Halloween, don't you?
15:24Enos, you just proved it.
15:25You ain't got enough smarts to cover a frog's eyebrow, even less.
15:29Now, listen, I warned you that would happen the next time you must look, didn't I?
15:32Yeah.
15:33Well, all right.
15:35Wait a minute.
15:37Oh, wait a minute.
15:38I see you didn't catch him, huh?
15:40No, sir, we didn't catch him.
15:42He gave us a slip back on Miller's Road.
15:44He gave you the slip.
15:45That's a last straw.
15:46What a day this has been.
15:48All right, all right, all right.
15:49I'm gonna make one good thing happen for me today, and that's a fact.
15:53I'm gonna fire this here dipstick.
15:55Now, J.D., you can't just fly off the handle.
15:58Enos didn't lose him, we did.
15:59That's right.
16:00He's the only thing resembling the law here in Hazard.
16:02Yeah, and you can't fire him, boss.
16:04Well, I can do anything I want around here.
16:07Inner street.
16:08See him?
16:08Hut!
16:10You're hereby fired as deputy sheriff of Hazard County.
16:12Now, just a minute, J.D.
16:14You won't be needing this here gun.
16:15Well, you won't need this here.
16:17There's no more.
16:17And you won't need this here pitch.
16:19And you can hand in your key to the county bush.
16:22Now, that's the last straw.
16:23Now, wait a minute, J.D., you can't do that.
16:25Us Dukes is gonna get you.
16:27Uncle Jesse, please, Uncle Jesse.
16:29Please.
16:32Miss Harlow's right in me.
16:33Fire me.
16:34Maybe I ain't fit to be a deputy.
16:39Oh, boss, I can't believe you.
16:41Enos!
16:42Enos, wait.
16:45Think he made a mistake, J.D.?
16:47Oh, yeah?
16:47Well, he said it himself.
16:48He ain't fit.
16:50Roscoe, come on.
16:51Come on here.
16:52All right.
16:53You got that time changed, huh?
16:55Enos!
16:56Enos!
16:59Enos!
17:01Go away!
17:03Enos, open up.
17:06I ain't leaving here until you open this door
17:08and have a talk with me face to face.
17:19I'm sorry, Daisy.
17:21Will you please go away now?
17:24Last week you thought I hung up the moon.
17:26Now you won't even talk to me.
17:28That was last week when I had a job and a future worth sharing.
17:31And that's all over now.
17:33A girl like you deserves the best, Daisy.
17:35Not someone who's always dropping his shoes in the buttermilk.
17:38Enos, you got to stop putting yourself down like that.
17:41And I followed you here because I don't understand what's going on.
17:45Why are Boston and Roscoe blaming you for that guy escaping?
17:47They were there.
17:48It was my fault, Daisy.
17:49I left the keys in the car that Scanlon escaped in.
17:54And I'm so ashamed I just can't talk about it.
17:58I'm sorry, Daisy.
18:04If brains were gunpowdered, Enos couldn't blow his nose.
18:07But I've been thinking, you know...
18:09Oh, yeah, well, so have I.
18:10Listen, when that California police official comes here to pick up Scanlon,
18:14you better have him sitting in our cell.
18:17You hear?
18:17Well, listen, don't worry about that.
18:18See, if I got Enos, well, then I can...
18:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, you don't have Enos.
18:23I don't have...
18:23Now, listen, you get your tail out to Miller Road,
18:25and you pick up the trail of that crook where these bumbling amateurs lost it.
18:28And don't you come back till you get them, you hear?
18:31Now, get going!
18:35Listen, boss, listen.
18:37I am a true professional, and I'll do the job.
18:40But would you mind if I borrow Enos' gun
18:43because I sort of lost mine when those guys escaped.
18:46Oh, yeah, well, you can take it, old true.
18:48Now, come on!
18:49Get that thing off there and let's get going, will you?
18:51Is she here?
18:52So I tried to tell Enos what boss and Roscoe said didn't mean a dang thing,
18:57but he wouldn't listen to me.
18:58He's still in that locker room.
19:00Man, he's so broken up.
19:02Figures.
19:03That job was his whole life.
19:05Oh, I know it.
19:06And it's liable to cost him his life, too.
19:08Enos's so head up about getting fired over there,
19:10he's liable not to be thinking about protecting himself
19:12in case that fellow Scanlon tries anything.
19:14And if he does try it, there's only Roscoe to protect him.
19:17Shoot, we may as well put on our own APB.
19:19Why don't you just grab out there, CB, and do it, too?
19:23It's not a half bad idea.
19:25Well, go ahead.
19:28So here's Luke Duke calling a hazard net.
19:30This is Luke Duke calling a hazard net.
19:32Now, listen up close.
19:33So, Luke broadcast a description of the fugitive
19:36on the old hazard net.
19:38You know, hazard folks love to talk.
19:41They're putting you to sleep with their CBs.
19:43I ain't seen a thing, but I keep a-
19:44This fella just about-
19:45And Clem Boswell told them about almost being clodded
19:47near the Greenville intersection by Enos's patrol car.
19:50Hey, that is the exact same spot we picked up Scanlon.
19:54He's going to rest.
19:54Come on.
19:55Holler if you need us here.
20:11Now, that Scanlon fella was dressed up
20:13like a preacher ready for a shotgun wedding.
20:16Now, this gave him a big jump on the boys
20:18and didn't do no whole lot of good for old Enos.
20:21Meanwhile, the boys was headed back to Greenville Junction.
20:24They wasn't letting anything stand in their way.
20:49Hang on.
20:58That's how you're supposed to do it, Clem.
21:01You know what?
21:02I swear people park anywhere in hazard these days.
21:06Hey, come on.
21:07Hold on.
21:09Back it on up.
21:10Yes.
21:24Yeah, that's Enos's car, all right.
21:30I guess the Scanlon had another car stashed down here.
21:33Yeah, here's another tire track.
21:34They ain't going out of Hazard County either, are they?
21:36You know what that means?
21:37It means Enos is still on his hit list.
21:39I didn't hope hard enough.
21:40Hey, look.
21:41Hmm?
21:44You reloaded, too.
21:47Hey, Luke?
21:47I'll be.
21:48Another one of them phony mustaches.
21:50When he switched cars, he switched disguises.
21:52This thing fell out of the trunk.
21:53Let's get out of here.
21:54Well, how are we going to find him?
21:55We don't know exactly what he looks like this time either.
21:56I don't know how we're going to find him,
21:58but one thing we should do is get Enos out to the farm
22:00where we can look after him.
22:01All right.
22:02We'll tell everybody on the CB.
22:03All right.
22:10But when Luke brought the others up to date,
22:13Daisy told them that they had a problem.
22:15Yeah, you heard right.
22:16Enos is at the sheriff's office cleaning out his desk,
22:18and then he's leaving town, fellas.
22:20Over.
22:21You're going to have to stop it,
22:22and there ain't no way he's going to outrun Scanlon.
22:23And by the way, we found out where he left a cop car,
22:26and he's headed back into town in something else.
22:28I don't know what it is.
22:29All right.
22:30Leave it to me.
22:31I'll get him to change his mind.
22:35Listen, we'll meet you and give you an escort out to the farm.
22:37But hurry up.
22:38Scanlon could be getting there at any minute.
22:40Good luck.
22:41Good luck.
22:41Good luck.
22:42Good luck.
22:44Good luck.
22:45Good luck.
22:45Good luck.
22:46Hey, Enos.
22:48Hi, Daisy.
22:50Where you going?
22:52Oh, somewhere.
22:53Anywhere.
22:53It don't make no difference.
22:55Sure does to me.
22:57I already miss you.
22:59I miss you something fierce.
23:01I'll always remember this, Daisy,
23:03you trying to stop me.
23:06But once I'm gone, Scanlon won't have no more reason to stay,
23:09and then nobody in Hazard can get hurt.
23:12I think you're wrong about that, Enos.
23:15I think Scanlon is so full of hate that he's going to take it out on somebody,
23:20even if you leave.
23:23Maybe even somebody will help put him in jail.
23:26You mean like Bo and Luke?
23:28Mm-hmm.
23:31We believe in you, and we need you, Enos.
23:35And that is why, Enos, that we've decided that you should stay at the farm with us
23:38and help out.
23:39Uncle Jesse and the boys did, and I did,
23:41and I ain't going to take no for an answer.
23:43Daisy!
23:44Hey, Daisy!
23:44Come on, now!
23:53Y'all, we're out Enos' car,
23:55and there's a mustache in it.
23:59I ain't taking no for an answer, Enos.
24:00Daisy, let me get up in the box.
24:03You want to come with us?
24:05Yeah.
24:06Yeah?
24:07Yeah.
24:11That's our cousin!
24:12Enos never had a chance.
24:16Maisie said she'd bring him, and she did.
24:18Now, now, now, everybody, just play it straight.
24:20Act like nothing's happening.
24:22Hey, Enos!
24:24Hey, y'all.
24:25Enos has decided to stay with us.
24:27Oh, I don't know how to thank y'all.
24:29Well, shoot.
24:29It ain't nothing you would do for us, isn't it, Enos?
24:38Thank y'all, Jesse.
24:39Hey, good.
24:40Well, come on.
24:40I'll drive out to the farm with you, okay?
24:42Okay.
24:42See y'all out there.
24:43Bye-bye.
24:44Bye now.
24:45So?
24:47Well, we'll see you out there.
24:48Yeah, all right.
24:49Let's get on out.
24:50I just hope I'm doing the right thing by staying, Daisy.
24:52I think you are, and besides, I'm going to wash your car for you.
24:54Anything ever happen to me, y'all?
24:56I'd never see you before.
24:57Watch out!
24:58There he is!
24:58It's a tunnel ball!
25:01Well, at least Daisy won't have to wash old Enos' car.
25:10I'm going to wash your car.
25:13What?
25:14Oh!
25:16Oh!
25:16What?
25:16What's up?
25:16Oh!
25:16It's a car and stink.
25:17Eat it!
25:18Oh!
25:19It's a car and Его!
25:20It's a car and a car!
25:22It's a car and a car!
25:24Oh!
25:26Oh!
25:27Oh!
25:27Oh!
25:28Oh!
25:28Oh!
25:29Oh!
25:31Oh!
25:33You know, that Scandalin' fella is me.
25:35And he ain't even through yet.
25:38What? What blew up! What blew up!
25:40Oh, good grief!
25:50You all right?
25:51Yeah, I'm all right.
25:55This is what I was afraid of. I almost got your kill.
25:57What in the name of all this holy is going on here?
26:00Somebody blew up Enos' car.
26:02It's a tie-bomb, Mr. Hawks.
26:04Enos! Enos! Enos!
26:05Oh, it ain't Enos' fault, boss.
26:07You don't know? All right, all right, then. Who did it?
26:09Must have been Scandalin'.
26:10Scandal! Scandalin'. He here?
26:13We must have looked right at him and not even noticed.
26:15He here, old town nation!
26:17Uncle Jesse, we weren't gone from that car for more than a minute.
26:20How did he get by us?
26:22There's trouble. How are you going to fight somebody when you don't know who you fight?
26:26Whoever he is, he's awful good.
26:31This is J.T. Hawks calling Sheriff Roscoe P. Goochene.
26:35Roscoe, are you listening out there?
26:37That's a big affirmative, boss.
26:40Not only am I listening, I'm looking.
26:43And good news, good news!
26:44Listen, I got that killer scallion boxed up in boxcallion.
26:48It's over.
26:49Oh, you have, have you?
26:51Well, that's very interesting.
26:52On the corner of that very scallion,
26:54it's just blown up Enos' car here in Hazard Square.
26:58Only he did it under the name of Scandalin'!
27:00Are you kidding me?
27:01Listen, Enos is fine.
27:03Tell me, please, boss, tell me Enos is fine.
27:05Over.
27:06Enos is fine.
27:06No thanks to you, though.
27:08I mean, we got a killer running around loose here in town,
27:10and you're off on some wild goose cheese.
27:13Now, you get the chill pipes right back here to town.
27:15And that's an order.
27:16Over now.
27:17All right, move over, Flash.
27:19Could you?
27:20Listen, we've got to go get that killer.
27:22Move over.
27:23We're going to be in hot pursuit.
27:27Meanwhile, the Dukes figured that their place was as safe as any for Enos.
27:31But they still wasn't taking any chances with that hitman on the loose.
27:35Everything's all clear out here, Uncle Jesse.
27:39Come on in, Bo.
27:40I'll take your place.
27:45And if it gets cold, bring up a sweater, will you?
27:48Sure will.
27:50You know, I'll never forget the way Scandalin glared at me on his way out of the courtroom.
27:54He said, I'm going to get you.
27:56That man's a killer.
27:59I never should have dragged y'all into this mess.
28:01Hey, Bo.
28:01Hey, Enos.
28:02Listen, you can't go blaming yourself like that, Enos.
28:05It ain't your fault.
28:06I'm sick and tired of Scandalin calling all the shots.
28:09Yeah, well, I'm hungry.
28:10And I don't see if we've got much choice in the matter.
28:11Do you?
28:12What if we could flush him out in the open?
28:15What do you mean?
28:17What if we give him the time, the place, and the opportunity to get at Enos?
28:21And when he shows up, we're all there waiting for him.
28:24Good idea.
28:25Oh, no, it isn't.
28:26That makes it very dangerous for Enos.
28:28Forget it, Luke.
28:30That's okay, Daisy.
28:31It's all part of the job.
28:32Job?
28:32What job?
28:33Boss fired you.
28:34Well, that don't matter.
28:35I didn't join the sheriff's department just to draw a paycheck.
28:38My way of kind of paying back the folks at Hazard for all they give me in life.
28:42It's because Mr. Hogg took away my badge.
28:45Don't change anything.
28:48Well, all right.
28:49Say we do set up a trap for this Scanlon fella.
28:51Well, how's he going to know where Enos is going to be?
28:54We broadcasted over the radio.
28:56Isn't Elton working at the station today?
28:58Yeah, Boss Hogg don't let him up hardly ever.
29:00It's worth a try.
29:01Let's give it a shot.
29:02All right.
29:02All right.
29:03Call up, Jesse.
29:04Yeah, I'll tell him he's not going to get a sweater or a spy or nothing.
29:07The Dukes drove Enos to radio station W-H-O-G-G to meet with their friend Elton, Hazard's top
29:14DJ.
29:14He was Hazard's only DJ.
29:18It's 3 o'clock Hogg Standard Time here at W-H-O-G-G.
29:22The voice of...
29:23It's time to eat, huh?
29:25Would you hush up?
29:26I'm listening to my commercial.
29:27Oh, I thought you were eating.
29:28Home of the anti-vegetarian boot.
29:31Not a corn in the car load.
29:35Oh, boy, Elton, you sure do earn your money.
29:38Sorry, but the boss writes all the advertising copies.
29:40Yeah.
29:41What can I do for you fellas?
29:42Listen, we got a favorite action.
29:44Well, sure, anything from old fishing pals.
29:49Elton's a good friend of mine.
29:53But maybe don't want me on program.
29:57And now, this is your good buddy Elton with an important program note
30:01about an old friend of all of Hazard,
30:04ex-deputy Enos Strait.
30:06Enos is gonna be our special guest
30:08right here in the studio
30:09this afternoon at 5 o'clock.
30:12What did he say?
30:13I know what he said.
30:14Enos Strait, a special guest.
30:17Oh, wait a minute.
30:19Elton Logan.
30:22Remember, the program starts at 5 p.m. sharp.
30:26See y'all in.
30:28You better believe it.
30:32Now, one thing predictable about Scanlon
30:35is that he don't do the predictable.
30:38I'm gonna be on who's who.
30:39Hey, honey, everything worked out.
30:42How dare you!
30:43Oh, I can't talk into this thing.
30:46Well, listen, you know something?
30:47That is really dumb of him to say.
30:49Tell where Enos is gonna be.
30:50You know there's a killer after him.
30:51There sure is.
30:52All right, I'm gonna get on the phone.
30:54I'm gonna call that Elton Loggins
30:56and I'm gonna give him a raise.
31:00A raise?
31:01Yeah, a raise.
31:02A little fat muffin,
31:03I think you're getting a vapor lock.
31:05Oh, no, I ain't.
31:05I ain't never felt better in my life.
31:07Are you kidding?
31:08Yeah, well, listen,
31:09you said it yourself, didn't you?
31:11Well, Scanlon is bound to come back.
31:13Yeah.
31:13Yeah, and when he does,
31:14you can protect Enos
31:16by kitsching that killer.
31:17Yeah, just...
31:18Are you kidding me?
31:21Me alone?
31:22Against that killer stallion?
31:24Yeah!
31:24And then when that fella
31:26from the California Police Department
31:27shows up,
31:28we collect 50,000 simoleons.
31:31Listen, boss,
31:32what if I give you
31:33100% of my 10%
31:35of your 100% of that reward
31:36and let's forget all about this?
31:40You don't want Enos to get hurt, do you?
31:45No, of course not.
31:46Well, of course not.
31:47All right, you're the law around here.
31:49You're supposed to catch the killer.
31:50Well, it's...
31:51One more butt and you'll be out on your butt.
31:53All right, come on, come on.
31:54I'll show you how it's done.
31:55Well, listen, just come right out here.
31:57Let's think about this.
31:58Meanwhile, Luke and Bo
32:00had gathered everyone
32:01to put their plan around.
32:02That's included Jesse's old friends,
32:04the Ridge Runners.
32:05All right, now, you're all clear.
32:08Now, if we see anybody
32:09that we don't recognize
32:10approach that radio station,
32:12first of all,
32:13you get on the horn to the rest of us
32:14and then we all jump him.
32:15Right.
32:16Remember, you all be real careful
32:17because he's real dangerous.
32:18Oh, yeah, he's a killer.
32:19We had ourselves a dry run.
32:21Now, any stranger
32:22walks towards that
32:23radio station
32:24is going to get a,
32:25well, a lot of buckshot.
32:28Enos,
32:29are you sure you want
32:30to go through with this?
32:31You're risking your life, you know.
32:33The thing that's causing me
32:34that killer came to hazard
32:35and I'm going to do my share
32:37to put him back where he belongs.
32:39There he is.
32:40All right, well,
32:40let's go to our position.
32:42All right, y'all be careful.
32:43Let's get on with it.
32:45A little extra help.
32:46All right.
32:48Parker!
32:49What?
32:50You got your cell phones
32:51zipped up in there?
32:52Yes, I'm already here.
32:53All right, good.
32:53Now, hurry up
32:54because Enos
32:55is going to be on the air
32:56in a second now.
32:57Take this, will you?
32:59That's a doozy.
33:00J.D. Hog speaker.
33:02Yeah, boss,
33:02this here's Luke Duke.
33:03Luke Duke?
33:04Say hello from Roscoe.
33:06Oh, it's too late in the day.
33:07All right,
33:07what do you want, Luke Duke?
33:09Well, I got an idea
33:10how we might be able
33:11to catch that guy.
33:12Oh, listen, Fredy.
33:13Catch you in luck.
33:14He may be able to help you.
33:15Oh, good.
33:16You say you got a way
33:17to help catch Scanlon?
33:18That's right.
33:20Now, if you and Enoscoe help out
33:21and we catch a guy,
33:22the rest of us are willing
33:23to give up our share
33:24of the reward.
33:25Luke Duke,
33:26why, what do you mean
33:26by talking about reward money
33:28when a beloved citizen
33:29that has his life
33:30is in danger?
33:32On the other hand,
33:33I accept your office.
33:34Stop talking, see?
33:35But you know...
33:35But you please!
33:42And so Luke's trap
33:43for Scanlon
33:44was baited and set.
33:45All the trappers
33:46was in position
33:47and old Enos,
33:48the bait,
33:49was moving into position
33:50to lure the fox.
33:53But this fox
33:54was awful smart.
34:10Well, compared to
34:11attempted murder,
34:12stealing a truck
34:13is just a spit
34:13in the ocean.
34:15And back in town,
34:16it was 30 seconds
34:17to air time.
34:19Everything appeared normal,
34:20which is just the way
34:21the Dukes wanted it.
34:22Look at Jesse,
34:23it's almost 5 o'clock.
34:24How's everything look?
34:26No, there's nobody around
34:28that don't belong here.
34:31Yeah, fellas,
34:32there's nothing over here
34:32except hazard folk.
34:42How are we to sink it out of here?
34:44Oh, oh, oh, boys!
34:48Well, if that guy
34:49does come into town,
34:50we'll be ready for him.
34:53Sure ought to be on
34:53right about now,
34:54don't you think?
34:57Howdy, y'all.
34:58Today's Who's Who
34:59in Hazard
34:59interviews our good friend
35:01and neighbor,
35:01ex-deputy Enos Strait.
35:03Hey, Elton.
35:04How you doing?
35:05Yeah, as y'all know,
35:06Enos is a self-made man
35:08and a real success story
35:10here in Hazard County.
35:11Who's gonna answer
35:12that burning question?
35:14Enos,
35:14how come you got fired?
35:16Well, Elton,
35:17that's a long story,
35:19you know,
35:19but before I get started,
35:21I wanna say
35:21that I ain't got
35:22nothing but respect
35:23for Sheriff
35:24Roscoe and Mr. Hogg
35:26who done the firing
35:26and a lot of folks
35:28out there seem concerned
35:29about me leaving the force
35:30and I want you to know
35:31it's not like y'all
35:32losing a deputy
35:33because even though
35:34I'm not on the force
35:35anymore,
35:36anybody breaks the law,
35:37I can still make
35:37a citizen's arrest,
35:39you know.
35:40You've been a citizen
35:41a long time here
35:41in Hazard County.
35:42Uncle Jesse,
35:43whose car is that
35:44on the other side
35:44of the square?
35:47It's all right,
35:48that Mrs. Crabtree.
35:49She comes into town
35:50every day at this time.
35:51Where's your favorite
35:52fishing hole?
35:54Well, you know,
35:55the old proverbial
35:56pond's south of town,
35:57you know,
35:58but I'll share my,
35:59because you're my buddy,
36:00I'll share that with you.
36:01But it's Hazard Pond
36:02and I've been in there
36:03quite a few times
36:04fishing in otherwise,
36:06the other day.
36:08Well, it wasn't my fault,
36:09but I had some crickets,
36:11I bought a chance
36:11and a ton of crickets
36:12in there
36:13and I reached over,
36:14you know,
36:15knocked them over
36:15accidentally in front
36:16of the patrol car
36:17and some of them
36:18crawled up my britch's leg
36:19and I got to
36:21squirming around there
36:22and I missed the curve
36:23and run off in the pond
36:24and I messed up the...
36:26That's Bib Tarkey's truck.
36:28Bib Tarkey's truck,
36:29that's all right,
36:30don't get nervous
36:30anybody now.
36:32He's running
36:32in good luck
36:33because Jesse thinks
36:34he's one of the locals.
36:35I caught a nice one
36:36out there,
36:37you know,
36:37last spring
36:38and that's that 15-pound bandwagon.
36:39Tell him to stay
36:40out of sight up there.
36:41Good gracious Homer,
36:42can't you watch it?
36:43Don't let that happen again.
36:45You probably don't
36:46become a syndicate hitman
36:47without being awful keen
36:48on smelling trouble
36:50and Scanlon does.
36:52So how do you get along
36:53with Sheriff Roscoe's dog,
36:54Flash?
36:55Oh, Flash and I are buddies.
36:57She's the most,
36:58she's the most conscientious
36:59sheriff's dog
37:00I've ever met.
37:01She never,
37:01hardly goes.
37:02sleep when I'm talking
37:03to her and well,
37:05I love Flash,
37:06but she won't eat anything.
37:07You know, fellas,
37:07I'm getting a little nervous.
37:09What if this guy
37:09doesn't show up?
37:11Well, she's been
37:12sit tight, Daisy.
37:14I'm betting
37:14he's gonna show up.
37:16She's got a few wrinkles
37:17and getting kind of,
37:18kind of old,
37:19but I love her.
37:20Howdy, ma'am.
37:21Who are you?
37:24My name is Scanlon
37:26and I'm afraid
37:27your friend
37:27has just won his bet.
37:29Now, I tell you,
37:30I sure do wish
37:31he'd found somebody.
37:33Anybody
37:33but Daisy.
37:41I'd just like
37:41to take a second here
37:42to remind you.
37:49Nice little trap
37:50you got set,
37:51beauty,
37:52but it ain't gonna work.
37:53What makes you so sure?
37:54because you're gonna
37:55get me out of here.
37:57Now, get in the truck.
37:59Slide over
37:59and get behind that wheel
38:00and turn on the engine
38:02because you're gonna drive.
38:04Now, you move!
38:20But she won't eat anything
38:22from anybody else
38:23except for Chef Roger.
38:23And so Enos kept talking
38:25and everybody else
38:26was keeping watch,
38:28little realizing
38:28that now it was Daisy's life
38:30that was in danger.
38:31Well, I tell you,
38:31Enos is something else.
38:32How can he keep talking
38:33for so long?
38:34Let's hope you don't have
38:35to talk much longer.
38:37Yeah.
38:37Uncle Jesse,
38:39what's going on out there?
38:40It is.
38:41It's all clear
38:42as far as I can see.
38:43How about you, Daisy?
38:49Daisy?
38:51Daisy?
38:56All right.
38:58You, pull over there.
39:00Right over there
39:00by that telephone booth, Daisy.
39:02Daisy?
39:03I guess maybe
39:04her battery's just gone dead.
39:06That's right.
39:06We all stop this fire.
39:12Come on.
39:21Take it.
39:22Take it.
39:27Dial.
39:27So there's more
39:28to deputy
39:29than catching crooks, Elton.
39:31It's, well,
39:32it's watching
39:33the out for the young'uns
39:34crossing the streets,
39:35getting scared kittens
39:36down from telephone poles
39:37and just being
39:37a good friend and neighbor.
39:39Excuse me, Enos.
39:40We interrupt this program
39:41to bring you
39:42a special news bulletin.
39:43Daisy, Duke's been kidnapped
39:45and the kidnappers
39:46got her on the telephone
39:47right now.
39:47What?
39:48Come on.
39:50That's it, fellas.
39:52He got past us.
39:53Come on.
39:54Come on.
39:55Help.
39:56Let's go here.
39:57Here we go.
39:58Here, talk into this.
39:59This will switch us
39:59off the air.
40:01Listen, Daisy,
40:02this here's Luke.
40:03We're all here.
40:04Are you all right?
40:06Now, you remember,
40:07you tell them
40:07exactly what I told you
40:08and don't try any tricks.
40:14Hey, Luke?
40:15Yeah, I'm all right.
40:17Listen, Scanlon says
40:18that unless Enos meets him
40:20at the north end
40:21of Pruitt Meadow
40:22within half an hour,
40:23he ain't gonna be responsible
40:24for what happens to me.
40:26Let me talk to Scanlon.
40:28Luke, you can't let him
40:29do it, though.
40:30Don't let...
40:30Don't you hurt her, Scanlon!
40:32You hurt her!
40:33Enos!
40:34Now, listen, Clowboy.
40:36I want Enos straight, alone.
40:39No gun.
40:40I want his hands in the air
40:41or else you're not gonna see
40:42your pretty little cousin anymore.
40:44You understand?
40:45All right, come on, move it.
40:47All right, boys,
40:48we gotta do some fast thinking.
40:49The only way to get her back
40:51is for me to do what he says.
40:52Enos, don't be silly.
40:53You wouldn't stand a chance
40:54to answer your answer.
40:54Besides, even if you go out there,
40:56ain't no guarantee
40:56he's gonna let her go.
40:57We gotta take that risk.
40:58I gotta do what I gotta do.
41:00You gotta stop!
41:01What are we waiting for?
41:04I mean, we got him outnumbered.
41:05Let's all go after him.
41:06It ain't that easy, J.D.
41:09Now, if Scanlon sees us
41:10coming white,
41:11Daisy's had it.
41:12We gotta think of something else.
41:14I don't understand.
41:15Why the heck would he be
41:15in Pruitt's meta?
41:16Because it's so wide open.
41:18See, if Enos makes one move at him,
41:19he's got a clear shot at him.
41:20Well, listen,
41:21there must be something we can do.
41:23Wait a minute.
41:23I got an idea.
41:24What?
41:25He said for Enos
41:25to come alone, didn't he?
41:27Yeah.
41:27Well, what if we give him
41:28so much Enos,
41:29he don't know which way to look.
41:31Roscoe, you got the key
41:32to the sheriff's supply room?
41:33Yeah.
41:34Let's go.
41:35Come on.
41:35All right.
41:36Well, I don't know,
41:38but he usually clicks pretty good.
41:39Let us know if you hear anything.
41:41All right.
41:41Good luck, fellas.
41:42With the Dukes making a stop
41:43at the sheriff's office,
41:45Enos was halfway
41:45to Pruitt's meta
41:46in Jesse's pickup
41:47before the General Lee
41:48and Hazard No. 1
41:49even joined the race.
41:52Everybody knows
41:53what's happening
41:54when we get there.
41:55We gotta confuse him.
41:56You gotta get him all rattled
41:57so Daisy get a chance
41:57to get away.
41:58As soon as she's in the clear,
41:59I can get the drop
42:00on him with this.
42:01All right.
42:01Let's just hope
42:02we can catch him.
42:07Come on.
42:08Don't lose him,
42:08Roscoe.
42:09Don't lose him.
42:10I mean,
42:11if anything happened to Daisy,
42:13I'd never forgive myself.
42:14Oh, me neither.
42:14I wouldn't forgive myself.
42:16That's a jump there, man.
42:17Has General
42:17ever gone that far before?
42:19Uh, nobody.
42:19Never had no reason to either.
42:21Hang on, y'all.
42:30No.
42:30Holy smoke.
42:32You know,
42:33that's not the way
42:33to Pruitt's Meadow.
42:34You know,
42:35this ain't dead ends
42:36that trick us all forward.
42:37All right, all right.
42:37I don't care
42:38if it's Grand Canyon.
42:39If they can jump in,
42:40so can we.
42:41No.
42:41And then it's the least
42:42we can do.
42:42Marinas and Daisy.
42:43That's good.
42:44I like it.
42:44Woo-hoo.
43:01That was one of the more horrendous.
43:03Come on.
43:05Where are we?
43:06All right, let's get out of here.
43:07Come on.
43:14Well, we're almost there, man.
43:15Let's hope Daisy knows
43:16what to do
43:17when we get there.
43:18Okay.
43:19Well, why don't we just
43:20open up our little bag of tricks?
43:29Listen, I don't know
43:30what your problem is,
43:31but you're getting...
43:32Just hold still
43:32or I'm going to wrap you in one.
43:33Now, stop it.
43:35You ain't getting away with that.
43:37You'll see.
43:38Well, what do you know?
43:39Your boyfriend arrived
43:40just on time.
43:41Enos!
43:42Enos, get out of here!
43:43You wanted me, Scanlon?
43:45Well, here I am.
43:47Well, you just keep coming,
43:49Hayseed.
43:50Enos!
43:50Got the wrong guy, Scanlon.
43:52I'm the real Enos.
43:53I'm coming down.
43:55That ain't me, Scanlon.
43:56I'm over here.
43:58You're just imagining things,
43:59Scanlon.
44:00Here I am.
44:01Now, you want me, Scanlon?
44:02So that was Luke's plan
44:03to shake up Scanlon.
44:05Now, let's see if Daisy
44:06can take advantage of it.
44:17Daisy, you okay?
44:18Go get him, Enos.
44:19All right, Daisy?
44:20Come on, Cooter, let's go.
44:20Hang on, you guys.
44:22Enos got himself a score to set on.
44:27Where'd he go?
44:29Jack his jaw, Enos.
44:30I'm his brain, buddy.
44:31Hey!
44:36Enos!
44:45Enos, come on now.
44:47Oh!
44:49There, there, there.
44:50Come on.
44:50Come on.
44:51Oh!
44:53Oh!
44:56Oh!
45:09Talk about happy endings.
45:11That's the stuff country songs are made of, folks.
45:14And as for Scanlon, well, that's the last disguise that he'll be wearing for the next 30 years.
45:19Enos was a hero, and boss figured that he'd earned his job back.
45:23Naturally, Enos wouldn't accept a reward just for doing his duty.
45:26So he donated it to the Lawman's Benefit Fund of the California Police.
45:31He figured the ten folks out there could use all the help they could get.
45:35And for being a hero, Enos got the best reward of all for saving Daisy's life.
45:41Shoot, that'd give anybody confidence.
46:08guitar solo
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