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00:07The End
00:45The End
01:11The End
01:34Ever have one of them days when it looks like nothing could go wrong and everything does?
01:39You see, Bo was headed back to Hazard from Greenville to get tractor parts.
01:48While over in Capital City at the jewelry store, there was a little business going on that
01:52was going to cause Bo and Luke more trouble than a fox and a hen house.
01:56They are very fine stones.
01:58I see.
01:59You see, Luke, in Uncle Jesse's pickup, was heading back through Capital City from a reunion in his old marine
02:05outfit in Hotlanta.
02:07Excuse me, just a minute.
02:12These are jewels?
02:14No, it isn't.
02:15I'm afraid you must have the wrong number.
02:17Now, folks, you're watching a lesson in economics.
02:19What are you doing?
02:20Something for nothing.
02:21I'll bet it don't work.
02:26Come here, kid!
02:27Stop me!
02:46I'm going after him.
02:48Breakfast driver.
03:16All right, lady.
03:17Now, what the heck is a big idea?
03:20What?
03:22Are you in the habit of running from the scene of an accident?
03:25I'm sorry.
03:26I was just so upset.
03:28I didn't know what I was doing.
03:30All my fault.
03:34Now, I'll tell you what.
03:35When it comes to winning, them Duke boys are sure vulnerable.
03:41Come on back!
03:42What are you doing?
03:45Hey!
03:54Now, either there's two of them, or my liver's acting up.
03:57Hello?
03:58Hi, Cindy.
03:59It's me.
04:00Your car was timed perfectly, and I pulled the job.
04:02But I ran into some trouble.
04:03Was it bad, Sandy?
04:05No, but we're going to have to use our emergency plan just in case.
04:08No problem, sis.
04:09I'm on my way.
04:10You'll have an airtight alibi within five minutes.
04:13See you back here in Hazard.
04:15Yep, two of them, and as crooked as a dog's hind leg.
04:35Here's Luke Duke calling Sheriff Floyd.
04:38Come back.
04:39And while Luke was outside of Capital City trying to raise the sheriff,
04:43Bo was fast approaching Hazard and trouble.
04:47Oh, hello.
04:49Whoa, hello.
04:51Yeah, it's a long shot.
04:52But then this is Hazard, where long odds is even.
04:58Now, friends, we're about to hear some snappy Bo Duke re-party.
05:03Hi.
05:04Howdy, you got some sort of trouble?
05:06I sure do.
05:07I just got to be in Hazard by 11 o'clock to make an important phone call.
05:11My dumb old car just up and died.
05:13Just up and died, huh?
05:15Yeah.
05:15Well, shoot, I could take a look at it for you.
05:18I wrote the book on dumb old cars.
05:20I'd sure be tickled if you did.
05:22Hi.
05:23I'm Cindy Ballou.
05:24Oh, hi.
05:25I'm Mr. Fix-It.
05:27Now, shoot, you can just call me Bo.
05:28Bo Duke, ma'am.
05:29Okay.
05:30Oh, my.
05:31Look.
05:33It's almost 11 o'clock.
05:35I'm never gonna make it.
05:36Oh, yes, you are.
05:37Don't you worry about a thing?
05:38I'll have his car fixed for you, lickety-split.
05:40Ain't that slick as blue mud on the doorknob?
05:42That hold-up gal's identical twin is establishing her as being here in Hazard
05:46at the same time of the crime in Capital City.
05:49And meanwhile, back in Hatchapy County,
05:52Sheriff Floyd had responded to Luke's call on the CB,
05:55and Luke told him about his run-in with the girl robber.
05:57Look, Duke, since when you become so law-abiding,
06:01what you doing out of your county?
06:03Now, wait a minute.
06:04I got a permit right here from my probation officer, Mr. Hogg.
06:08There you go.
06:09Hey, I'm telling it like it is.
06:11I got no reason to do otherwise.
06:12I gave you the girl's description.
06:14Why don't you just check it out?
06:16I'll do just that.
06:18Meanwhile, you get back to your farm work
06:21and find you when I want you.
06:22You hear?
06:23Yes, sir.
06:37All right.
06:39Give it a try now.
06:40Okay.
06:42Hey, you did it!
06:43Yeah, and at no time did my fingers leave my hands.
06:46Now, can you tell me where the nearest phone is?
06:48Sure.
06:49When I left Richmond, I promised Mama I'd call her
06:51every day at exactly 11 o'clock.
06:53It's after 11 now.
06:55She's just gonna panic.
06:57Well, don't you worry about a thing, darling.
06:58I also wrote the book on nervous mothers.
07:06What is that?
07:08Well, shoot, don't let them scare you.
07:10They don't have to worry about them.
07:11Hey, Roscoe!
07:13Eat us!
07:15That's just our, uh, our local Hazard Police Department.
07:19I see.
07:20Don't be so nervous.
07:20Don't worry about it.
07:22Just follow me.
07:22I'll take you that phone.
07:23Okay.
07:30Woo!
07:30Ha, ha!
07:38Uh, Enos, uh, what did you clock that fire later at?
07:41It's six miles in our ship.
07:43It's only one mile open, am I?
07:45Well, that's enough for me.
07:47Uh, we need all the citation we can get.
07:49You know what, boss said.
07:50Yes, sir, chef.
07:51We will now get into operation
07:53the Roscoe Peak Old Grain Roadblock.
07:55Good job, Lord.
07:58Woo!
07:59Woo!
08:02Woo!
08:02Woo!
08:04Woo!
08:06Woo!
08:06Woo!
08:06Woo!
08:09Woo!
08:11Woo!
08:11Woo!
08:15Woo!
08:16Woo!
08:17Woo!
08:18Woo!
08:19Woo!
08:20Woo!
08:20Woo!
08:21Are you all right, Chef?
08:22And meantime, while Luke was speeding back to Hazard, Bo got Cindy on the phone.
08:26Hello, Mama.
08:28I'm in a little place called Hazard, and everything's just fine.
08:32Did you line us up with Patsy?
08:34Ooh, I got me a dilly.
08:35Well, he's the cutest little alibi you ever had.
08:38And if we need him, sis, he'll for sure swear that he saw you right here in Hazard.
08:43Good.
08:43I'll see you back at the hideout, honey.
08:45Bye now, Mama.
08:53Well?
08:55Mama wants me to find a nice room to spend the night.
08:57What's a good hotel around here?
08:59Well, I have to say, the best hotel we got here in Hazard is, uh, the only hotel we got.
09:04Come on, I'll show you where it is.
09:06It's called the Hazard Hotel.
09:07Um, you know, Cindy, if you ain't doing nothing later, I'd like to show you around the town.
09:13Well, that's so sweet of you, Beau.
09:16Mama really appreciates your kindness.
09:18I appreciate her, too.
09:20Look at the fine young daughter she raised.
09:22Here, you gotta follow me.
09:23Okay.
09:24Because we're going in the same car.
09:27Watch your head.
09:52Well, now, Roscoe's car's going to run you about 700 balls and anuses will be about 400.
09:58No, no, this is the living end.
10:00Listen, little fat buddy, now, don't get your blood pressure up.
10:03Yeah, well, listen, my blood pressure ain't as bad as the repair bills on the county budget.
10:07All right, listen, Kula, when you fix them patrol cars, I want the keys, because they're going right into cold
10:12storage.
10:14Well, boss, if that's what you want, you got it.
10:17Wait a minute, you vehicles in cold storage.
10:20Listen, how are we going to write tickets if we don't have wheels?
10:23You're not going to put us on those horses again, are you?
10:25Ah, I thought something like this might happen, and I thought it was something better than horses.
10:29Oh, good.
10:29And cheaper, too.
10:30Oh, good.
10:30Come over here.
10:31Let me show you your new patrol vehicle.
10:33Oh, goody, goody.
10:34Here they are.
10:34I don't think even you do-dos are going to be able to wreck these three wheels.
10:37Are you kidding?
10:38You talking about these vehicles?
10:40These vehicles are for children.
10:42Now, Enos, he could ride one, maybe, but not me.
10:45After all, I am sheriff.
10:47You're a car wrecker.
10:48Oh, well...
10:49And I'm giving you both a direct order.
10:51You get out there on patrol, so mount up.
10:53Yes, sir, Mr. Hawk.
10:55Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Hawk.
10:57Here.
10:57Yeah?
10:58Doggone, I'm doing it under protest.
11:00These vehicles is not dignified.
11:02All right, now, come on.
11:03You get out, bring in some cash, thank you.
11:06We got a budget to balance, you hear me?
11:08Girl, let me.
11:09Don't pull it down!
11:14Yeah!
11:18Watch out!
11:18Hey!
11:19Daddy, listen!
11:26Hey, watch out!
11:26A ball is cold!
11:27Oh shit!
11:30patient!
11:32Stand close!
11:34Look at it.
11:36Hey!!?
11:37Hey,
11:37guys, guys, chef!
11:41Meanwhile, as Luke was nearing home, Bo got Cindy to the farm.
11:45Find everything you need?
11:47Yes, sir. Got it all right here.
11:49So tell me, how long are you planning to stay in Hazard, Cindy?
11:51Just till tomorrow. I'm so grateful to Bo for all his help.
11:55Well, that's the way folks are in Hazard.
11:58Yeah, right. Bo would have helped you even if you weren't so cute.
12:01Well, thanks a lot, Daisy.
12:03Listen, Cindy ain't got much time, and I promised I'd show around Hazard, so we're going to get going.
12:20Who's that girl?
12:21It's Cindy.
12:22A nice girl, Bo's new friend.
12:24She robbed a jewelry store over in Capitol City. She dang near knocked me out of the boot.
12:27You sure?
12:28I'm sure about it. I'm going.
12:30Well, uh, get out of here.
12:33Make sure.
12:35Boy, there's never a dull moment with them two around.
12:49Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
12:51Hey, Doug, what are you doing? Looking for a race of glass?
12:54Can't you know. I've got to talk to you. Pull over.
12:56Wait up. It's kind of busy right now.
12:58Oh, this is important. Come on, pull over.
13:01You know, all you've got to do is put a girl between them Duke boys, and ain't nothing going to
13:05go right.
13:27Nick, what's that all about? You trying to wreck us or what?
13:29Well, we wouldn't have had no problem at all if you'd have pulled over when I asked you to.
13:33It's like I told you in the car. I'm just a little bit busy, all right? I figured I could
13:36wait till later.
13:37I can see that.
13:38Oh, I'm sorry. Cindy, here.
13:40I want you to meet my rather anxious young cousin.
13:44This here's Luke.
13:45This here's Cindy Ballou.
13:46Hi.
13:47We've already met.
13:48What?
13:49Sorry, but you must be mistaken. I've never seen you before in my life.
13:53You mind telling me what this is all about?
13:54Sure. A couple hours ago, Miss Wide Eyes here was holding up a jewelry store over in Capital City.
13:59What in heaven's name are you talking about?
14:01A jewelry? Luke, are you out of your mind of some sort of joke or what?
14:04I was driving through Capital City, and her and her getaway car ran me right off the road.
14:08I can't believe what I'm hearing.
14:10And then when I catch up to her, she pulls this stunt and drops her handbag, and then smacks me
14:14in the head with the door.
14:15It dang near knocked me silly.
14:16That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.
14:18Well, I've never been anywhere near Capital City.
14:20Matter of fact, two hours ago, I was right here in Hazard.
14:24Yeah, that's a fact, Luke.
14:25We were out on old Highway Number 7, and I was helping her fix her distributor cap.
14:29Are you sure about the time?
14:30Well, you're dang right, I'm sure.
14:31It was about 11 o'clock this morning.
14:33Luke, I'm sorry you had a rough day and all, but you just got the wrong gal.
14:36You're way off base.
14:37Nope.
14:38She's the one.
14:39Come here, sweetheart.
14:40That's the handbag that she dropped right before she hit me in the head with the door.
14:44This is a girl, all right.
14:44Come on, little lady.
14:45Tell them what it's all about.
14:46Luke, Duke, I'm telling you for the last time, Cindy was with me this morning.
14:49She couldn't have been.
14:51Well, she was, all right.
14:52You want to apologize to her, I will.
14:53Cindy, here, get in the car.
14:54I'm sorry for my cousin.
14:57Now, Luke, how in the heck could you embarrass me in front of that young lady like that?
14:59Well, I'm real sorry you can't admit that you're wrong.
15:02I'll see you back at the farm.
15:21I'm here.
15:41All right, Luke Duke, pull it over.
15:43That was a no-legal U-turn.
15:45Roscoe, you gotta be kidding.
15:46Since when can't you make a U-turn on a dirt road?
15:49He ain't gonna do it.
15:50All right, Enos.
15:52Operation Roadblock.
15:53Oh, you idiot.
15:59Look, you scuffed my vehicle.
16:01Oh, come on.
16:05I know a shortcut.
16:06Now get on your vehicle and follow me.
16:09All right.
16:10Oh, good grief.
16:12I see a big scuff.
16:13Oh, good job.
16:15All right.
16:16Oh, come on.
16:35Oh, what a horrendous.
16:38Oh, Shaft.
16:38You idiot.
16:40You broke the flag.
16:41Where's that?
16:42Where's that thing at?
16:43There they go.
16:45Wait a minute.
16:46No, no.
16:46No, no.
16:47Look out.
16:48Look out.
16:51Look out.
16:52Look out.
16:54Look out.
16:55Look out.
16:55Look out.
16:57Uh, are you real sure that you don't want to continue our little sightseeing tour?
17:02No.
17:03It was just so horrible being accused of all those awful things.
17:06Yeah.
17:07I'm just too shook up.
17:08Sorry.
17:09No, you ain't half as sorry as I am.
17:11I still know what got into Luke.
17:12I'd like him to go off the deep end like that.
17:15Call me later.
17:16Maybe my headache will be better by then.
17:18All right.
17:19Okay.
17:19Bye.
17:20Bye-bye now.
17:23Bye-bye now.
18:06Hey, where's Bo?
18:08I don't know.
18:09Did you get that straightened out about that gal?
18:11I can't believe it.
18:13He claims that she was with him in Hazard at the time she was pulling off this robbery over in
18:17Capitol City.
18:18Well, Luke, maybe you're wrong.
18:20I was never more sure of anything in my life.
18:22I'd never forget a face like that.
18:24I was this close to her.
18:25Well, Bo wouldn't lie to you.
18:27And, and, and Capitol City's the way over in Hatchby County.
18:31She couldn't be in two places at once.
18:33I know that.
18:34And I know Bo wouldn't lie to me.
18:37You tell me.
18:37I don't know.
18:38Well, there's got to be an answer someplace.
18:40I'll give that sheriff a call over in Hatchby County.
18:42See if he's found out anything new.
18:44You know, ain't it?
18:45I'm going to tell Bo-Bo either these people go or I go.
18:49You get it.
18:50I don't know, sheriff.
18:51I don't insist getting the hang of it.
19:10I don't know.
19:14I don't know.
19:23hey you did it all right how'd it go honey great i'm telling you now it's a cry and shame
19:32they're so larcenous there's just enough of them to go around for bow and luke
19:40now while sandy showed her the loot sandy told her about what happened in hazard
19:45i can't believe it of all the rotten luck but our alibi scam is working fine sis now if anything
19:52goes wrong this bow do go swear that you wouldn't have it because he'll think you're me that knows
19:58a cousin of his could still be trouble if he keeps poking around here we're gonna have to take care
20:03of him i know one thing we can't take off till calloway gets here he's in route no way to
20:09get
20:09in touch with him now and he's been paying us top dollar we're just gonna have to wait
20:15and here comes cash calloway he's their main fence old clash is slick boy
20:23i better head back to town and keep an eye on your alibi and i'll lay low and wait for
20:27cash
20:27meantime i better get rid of my wheels so they can't be traced
20:48that's why i better get rid of my odyssey st
20:48you
20:48hand
20:49you
21:16So, let's go.
21:34And during all this, old Sheriff Floyd had returned Luke's call
21:37and was confirming his description of the hold-up girl.
21:40So, it looks like she's the one, all right.
21:42I've sent out an APB.
21:44I think I can help you there, Sheriff.
21:46Your suspect's right here in Hazard.
21:49Her name is Cindy Ballou.
21:50Now, why didn't you say so?
21:52I'm on the way.
21:53You keep an eye on her for me.
21:55Yeah, don't worry, Sheriff.
21:57My cousin Bo's doing just that.
21:59Bye-bye.
22:02What'd you say?
22:03It's the same girl.
22:04Nobody wants to believe Bo more than I do, but...
22:09He ain't gonna be happy to hear this.
22:14Oh, boy.
22:23Look out there, Chief.
22:24Look out.
22:25Look.
22:29I'm Jesse.
22:30Daisy?
22:32Woo.
22:32What's the dinner?
22:33I'm starved.
22:38Oh, fine.
22:39I can see by the looks on y'all's faces, Luke's already got you talked over to his side.
22:43Nobody's taking anybody's sides, Bo.
22:45No, Luke just did what he thought he had to do, that's all.
22:49Oh, and what exactly was it that Luke thought he had to do?
22:51I called the sheriff in Hatchipi, and I told him that Cindy was in hazard.
22:55Well, what the heck did you do something like that for?
22:57I done told you she's innocent.
22:58Bo, the jewelry store owner confirmed my description of her.
23:01Look, I don't care who confirmed what about who.
23:03I done told you that she was with me during that robbery.
23:06What do you think I am, lying to you?
23:07You ain't got no watch.
23:09Maybe she was lying to you about the time.
23:10Oh, yeah, maybe she's lying, huh?
23:12And maybe you just got yourself a little swimmy-headed when you got knocked out on the side of the
23:15road.
23:16Maybe it don't take much to get you swimmy-headed.
23:17Well, maybe you ought to find out exactly what it does take.
23:20Hey, hey, hey.
23:20Okay, we'll just see what you can do to make me feel that way.
23:23Now, now, boys, just talk it out.
23:25Talk it out.
23:26That's right.
23:27Uncle Jesse, I've had enough talking to him.
23:30Let me get out of here before I do something I might be sorry for.
23:32Oh, uh.
23:37Meanwhile, Roscoe was back at Boss's office trying to talk him out of using them three-wheels.
23:41I'm telling you something, Boss.
23:43Those dang things are dangerous.
23:45They're treacherous.
23:45I mean, they're scary.
23:47Yeah.
23:47And I don't, I ain't gonna wear them.
23:49Yeah, yeah, well, listen.
23:49I don't eat this as a matter of.
23:50Listen, you said before they was only fit for children, didn't you?
23:53Right.
23:53Well, make up your mind.
23:54Well?
23:55Look, you're just gonna have to get used to using them vehicles.
23:57You hear me?
23:58Because they're cheap, and that's what I like about them.
24:01Well.
24:02Hello, J.D. Augsby.
24:04Well, who wants them?
24:05Oh.
24:06Oh, it's Sheriff Floyd of Hatchipeee County.
24:08It's for me.
24:09Yeah, in a minute.
24:11I'm gonna put this here phone on my new conference call machine.
24:14Oh.
24:15Oh.
24:16Oh, I've seen those.
24:18You get...
24:21This is Sheriff Rascopee.
24:23You don't have to scream at it.
24:24You don't even have to hold it.
24:26You don't?
24:26Start over.
24:27Oh.
24:30This is Sheriff Rascopee Coltrane.
24:33Get on with it, Floyd.
24:34What is it?
24:35I'm a busy man.
24:35I've got a favor to ask you, Coltrane.
24:37We've had a $100,000 jewelry store hold-up here in Capital City.
24:41Now, the female suspect was reported being over there in Hazard.
24:44Oh, you see there, Floyd, if you'd run your county right, you wouldn't be having these hold-ups.
24:49A $100,000 jewel heist?
24:52You say the suspect is female and might be here in Hazard?
24:55Yep.
24:55Duke boy's seen her.
24:56Duke boy's?
24:57Duke boy's.
24:58Yeah, you heard me right.
24:59I'd appreciate it if you fellas would kind of locate that gal and hold her till I get there.
25:04Oh, tiddly-tuddly, Floyd.
25:05I bet you'd like that.
25:07Well, I'll tell you something.
25:08We're not going to do your dirty work.
25:11Sheriff Floyd, why, Sheriff Coltrane will be more than happy to try to call her their suspect for you.
25:16Heck, I will.
25:17Would you just hush up for a minute?
25:20Don't you know that Sheriff Floyd is trying to drop a windfall into your lamp?
25:23Oh, I mean, listen, if we can nab that suspect, well, then maybe I can get her.
25:27I'll tell her to let me fence them hot jewels for her.
25:31Meanwhile, Luke was headed for town to get old Jesse's banged-up truck fixed and to meet with Sheriff Floyd.
25:37Daisy and me are coming along in case Bo shows up.
25:39You're going to need a referee.
25:41You know, look, I just don't understand it.
25:43Why is it they both so positive and you too?
25:45One of us has got to be wrong.
25:47I guess we'll let Sheriff Floyd cast aside and vote.
25:50I'll see you in town.
25:51Okay.
26:09Come on, Roscoe.
26:09We've got to get out to the Duke farm, you know, and get them Duke boys to help us zero
26:13in on the whereabouts of that girl.
26:15We'll get our hands on them jewels, aren't you?
26:16We'll take your vehicle.
26:18Yeah, let's take them.
26:19Oh, no, no, no, no.
26:20Oh, my car's laid up from a beer.
26:22Oh.
26:23All right.
26:23Enos, I'm just going to have to commandeer this here thing.
26:25Come on, Spag.
26:26Oh, good grief.
26:27Are they a real trick, sir?
26:28Oh, I can do it.
26:29I can do it.
26:30Let me help you, sir.
26:31Yeah, I'm all right.
26:31Put your foot up, Johnny.
26:31What?
26:32What are you doing?
26:32Put your foot right there.
26:33What are you doing here?
26:34I'll do it, sir.
26:35All right.
26:37All right.
26:38Careful now.
26:39Yeah.
26:39All right.
26:40Now, what do I do?
26:40Turn that hand gas bottle.
26:42Yeah, all right.
26:50Sidney, I'm real glad you're feeling better and everything.
26:53Would you mind taking a ride with me?
26:54There's a couple of things I'd like to talk to you about.
26:56Not at all.
26:57You talk some sense to that crazy cousin of yours?
26:59Well, yeah.
27:00Yeah, well, that's one of the things I wanted to talk to you about.
27:02Here, let me help you out up in there.
27:06What's that?
27:07Uh-oh.
27:07Uh, well, hang on time to explain right now, darling.
27:11Get that vehicle over there.
27:15And that cute little gal with him, she fits that ID of the gal that was that robber.
27:20Did it?
27:29I want to tell you about it.
27:30Luke called the sheriff over in Hatchby and I think he's going to fly Roscoe.
27:34Oh, why?
27:35He's on the way.
27:36I'm innocent.
27:37You know that.
27:38I know you are.
27:39I want you going to jail because it's some stupid mistake my cousin made.
27:42All right, Mojo.
27:43Pull it over.
27:44Quickie.
27:50Oh, shoot.
27:51Hold on.
27:52I'm wondering if that little gal has figured out that hazard ain't the best place to hide.
28:03Back down, back down.
28:04Ah!
28:05Oh, eat.
28:07Oh, get back, buddy.
28:08Are you okay?
28:09Oh, get off the hood, boy.
28:11You came at it.
28:13There you go.
28:14All right, little lady.
28:15You are under arrest there.
28:17Now, see, I know who you are.
28:18Same thing.
28:19Everybody knows your name.
28:20It's Cindy Ballou.
28:21Oh.
28:21And you're wanted for grand larceny in Capital City.
28:23You're under arrest.
28:24You can't arrest me.
28:25I didn't do it.
28:27I have an alibi.
28:28Hey, dang right she does.
28:29She couldn't have been in Capital City.
28:30This is me all morning.
28:31Oh, certainly, certainly.
28:32I'm in charge here.
28:33Now, I'm ordering you to take this little lady and take your vehicle and take it over to the jail.
28:37Roscoe, for crying out loud.
28:38Do it right now.
28:39I'm serious.
28:40Now, you want to walk over or do you want to ride with me on my vehicle?
28:43Ride with you?
28:44Yes.
28:44Not on your left.
28:45I'm going to show this here machine who's boss around here.
28:48Well, it's...
28:51Come on.
28:53Come on.
28:54Yeah, watch it.
28:57Watch it.
28:58Hey, I'm doing it.
28:59I'm doing it.
28:59That's what's going to stop it.
29:05Horrendish.
29:07Roscoe, come on.
29:08I scuffed my trashicle.
29:09Come on, get her out of here.
29:10All right.
29:10For crying out loud, would you watch it paint?
29:12Oh, will you hush?
29:13I scuffed my trashicle, didn't I?
29:14All right, little lady.
29:15Besides that, would you all listen to me just for a second?
29:17Hush.
29:18Roscoe, what do you mean hush?
29:18Would you listen to me?
29:19This thing is wrong.
29:20It's getting way out of hand.
29:21You can't arrest me.
29:22I'm innocent.
29:24Don't you worry about it, sweetheart.
29:25I'll go on in there with you.
29:26Wrong, wrong, wrong.
29:27You're not allowed in the booking office when I'm booking a prison.
29:29You're a civilian.
29:30Yeah, you heard the sheriff, so do it.
29:32Come on, come on.
29:32Oh, help me.
29:33Senator, don't you worry about a thing.
29:34I'll get you out of there somehow.
29:40Oh, what happened?
29:42I'll tell you what happened.
29:43This loudmouth cousin of mine just got an innocent girl thrown in jail.
29:46That's what happened.
29:47Oh, I just did what I thought I should do.
29:49Now, there's something going on here.
29:50You've got to trust me on this.
29:52Oh, why should I trust you when you don't trust me?
29:54Now, if you'll excuse me for a minute,
29:55I'm going to go do something that I feel I have to do.
29:57Oh, what is that, love?
29:58I'm going to go over there and talk to that new lawyer in town,
30:00see if he can help Cindy out.
30:01Well, I'll tell you what.
30:02You just do that,
30:03and we'll all chip in and help you pay the fee
30:05because that's what we're all interested in.
30:08Justice.
30:14You know, I just never thought I'd see the day
30:17when you two stopped believing in each other.
30:22Get going.
30:24Yeah.
30:30I'll tell you, I don't know anything about any jewels.
30:34You heard Bo Duke?
30:35He saw me right here in Hazard at the time of the robbery.
30:38Well, not according to my ID that I've got on you.
30:41Yeah, now listen, Bo Duke's founcing for you
30:43don't mean diddly-dee.
30:45Let's get down to business.
30:46Somebody's going to have to pin some jewels for you.
30:49Might as well be yours truly.
30:51Pay top dollar.
30:51I can't give you what I don't have.
30:54And I don't have any jewels
30:55because I never was in Capital City.
30:58All right, lady.
30:59We're going to have to get tough.
31:01I can see that.
31:06You better talk.
31:08This is an outrage.
31:09I want a lawyer.
31:11All right.
31:11Let's start at the beginning.
31:13Where were you on the night of August 4th?
31:15I'm not saying anything until I get a lawyer.
31:18Oh, all right.
31:19Where was your lawyer on the night of August 3rd?
31:21Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, Roscoe.
31:23You know something?
31:24I got a certain feeling this little lady's telling us the truth.
31:28Are you kidding?
31:29I can tell she's lying.
31:31I can tell by the beady little dimples here.
31:35Yeah, well, dimples or no,
31:37I think we made a big, big mistake.
31:39And my apologies, dear young lady.
31:41Oh.
31:42I hope you won't think too unkindly of the Hazard County Sheriff's department.
31:46Well, listen, let's just throw her in the...
31:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:49You can go now.
31:51This has been a most aggravating experience.
31:53Good day.
31:55Oh.
31:57Boss, listen.
31:58I think you made a horrendous mistake by letting that cute little heifer go.
32:01Huh?
32:02Listen, we're not going to get our hands on those jewels now.
32:04Oh, yes, we will.
32:05We will.
32:05Yeah, well, just tell that little lady.
32:07Let her lead us to the loot.
32:08Oh, you brilliant little genius, you.
32:11Come on, come on.
32:12Listen, when Sheriff Floyd comes over, we'll tell her to escape, right?
32:15Yeah, we'll do that.
32:16Come on, come on.
32:16You are going to get on those doggone three wheels.
32:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
32:19Too much money about here.
32:21Yeah, get your patrol car out of store.
32:22Are you kidding?
32:23Oh, bless you, boss.
32:24Bless you.
32:25Oh, oh, oh, bless.
32:26Now you stay here and take care of the jail.
32:29Come on.
32:29Oh, I love it.
32:30I love it.
32:30Back to the patrol car.
32:32Hot for sure.
32:38Made a mess that is.
32:39It won't take long to pound it out.
32:40Fix that one, Aaron.
32:41I'll fix that fender.
32:42Ain't no sweat.
32:43Won't be no charge.
32:44Oh, we can't let you do that, Cooter.
32:46I just wish I could fix up things between you and Bo as easy as I can fix that fender.
32:51I wish you could, too, Cooter.
32:52It's driving me crazy.
32:53I know one of us is wrong, but I'm sure it ain't me.
32:56Bo's sure it ain't him, too.
32:58Hey, look.
32:58They turned Cindy loose.
33:03After all that rigamo, Roscoe and J.D. let her go.
33:08Hey, speak of the devil.
33:11It looks like they turned her loose so they could follow her.
33:14Yeah.
33:15Well, I can do them one better.
33:16I'll follow them.
33:18Hey, wait a minute.
33:19Aren't you supposed to meet Sheriff Lloyd?
33:21Jesse, could you talk to him for me and tell him what's going on?
33:24And I'd appreciate if somebody could get a hold of Bo and let him know what's going on, too.
33:27Yeah, we'll do that.
33:28I'll keep in touch on the scene.
33:29You want to try and be careful.
33:37I'll fix the truck tomorrow, I reckon.
33:40If I've got a truck tomorrow.
33:47And while Cindy barreled along, not knowing that she's being tailed by Boston Roscoe, who
33:52didn't know that they're being tailed by old Luke, her twin, Sandy, was meeting with a
33:59fella who was going to fence the stolen gyms.
34:04How you doing, Sheriff?
34:05Hi there.
34:07You got him?
34:08Got him.
34:28Are you sure you ain't let her get too far ahead of us?
34:31Now, listen, boy.
34:31Come on, speed up, will you?
34:33Just relax.
34:34You're going to lose her, speed up.
34:34No, I ain't going to lose her.
34:36Oh, Roscoe, P. Colt, I ain't never loses anybody in a hot pursuit.
34:41Oh, no, no.
34:42What you do?
34:43Oh, no, no.
34:50Oh, no, no.
34:51Oh, no, no.
34:52Oh, no, no.
34:54Oh, no, no, no.
34:59Well, it's off.
35:03Oh, you did it again, Roscoe.
35:06You wrecked another car here.
35:08Well, it's not exactly my fault.
35:10No, I didn't.
35:10Look at what you're doing.
35:12I just, I can't believe it.
35:14I just can't believe you anymore.
35:16Oh, there, look.
35:17Wait a minute.
35:18Stop.
35:19Stop.
35:19We need help.
35:20Stop.
35:22Hey.
35:22Look, Luke.
35:23Hey, hey, Luke.
35:24Listen.
35:25You guys all right?
35:26Yeah.
35:26What?
35:26Oh, well, I'm all right.
35:28Yeah, but he won't be as soon as I get through with him.
35:30He wrecked another patrol car.
35:31Can you believe that?
35:32Listen, I have to commandeer your truck.
35:34Yeah, we're in hot pursuit of a criminal.
35:36Yeah, well, so am I.
35:37Listen, I'll call Cooter to help him come get you.
35:39All right, see you.
35:39Get out of me.
35:40Get out of me.
35:40Get out of me.
35:41Get out of me.
35:41Get out of me.
35:41Get out of me.
35:42Get out of me.
35:43It's where it all boils down.
35:44Bo found out that without concrete evidence, he couldn't get Cindy Sprott.
35:48Because it was just his word against Luke's.
35:55Oh, hey, y'all.
35:56Where's Luke?
35:57Well, Cindy just got out of jail and Luke followed her.
36:00Oh, wait.
36:01You mean to tell me Luke's tailing her now?
36:03It's not like what it sounds, Bo.
36:04He could just call and he's on Old River Road.
36:07That cousin of mine just can't stop his interfering, Kenny.
36:09He's just looking out for Cindy.
36:11Yeah, well, if he believed me in the first place, she wouldn't have been in jail, right?
36:13I'm going after him.
36:17Like you said, Uncle Jesse, sooner or later they're going to need a referee.
36:53I'll take them off your hands right now for $20,000.
36:58But they'd retail for over $100,000.
37:02They're sure worth more than 20 grand.
37:04Yeah, honey, but they're hot.
37:05I won't even be able to move them for a while.
37:11Everything okay?
37:12No, I was arrested.
37:14You were what?
37:15All these bumbling buttholes arrested me.
37:16And while Cindy was telling them about her run-in with the hazard law, Luke was moving in.
37:28So these little rocks are even hotter than we figured, huh?
37:31I'm going to have to cut my price.
37:33We'll argue about that later.
37:35Right now, we better get out of here.
37:47Cindy, look, I...
37:49Twins!
37:51There's two of you!
37:52No wonder me and Bo is both right.
37:54You sure have a knack of showing up in the wrong places.
37:57Now, hold on a second, girls.
37:58Now, let's just talk this out a minute.
38:00What do you want to know?
38:01Well, first of all, what the heck are you two doing...
38:03Look out, Luke.
38:04When a woman starts telling you whatever you want to hear, you're either in love or in trouble.
38:19You quaff my quaff.
38:20Yeah, me too.
38:21Scuff it.
38:23I don't know.
38:24We got to do something.
38:24There comes one.
38:25Oh, there is one.
38:25Get out there.
38:26Come on, stop him.
38:27Oh, all right.
38:29No!
38:30You peasants!
38:31You just...
38:32He went right on by.
38:33I didn't even know who you were.
38:34Well...
38:34He must be a tourist.
38:35No, no.
38:36I'll tell you what he is.
38:37He's probably somebody you foreclosed on.
38:38Oh, just hush up with you.
38:40I mean, this is all your fault, ain't it?
38:41Not my fault.
38:42Yes, it is.
38:42I mean, first you wrecked my another patrol car, and I don't know why I ever let you have it.
38:46And then you ruin all my plans to fence them hot jewels.
38:50The siren went on because you served my arm.
38:53Oh, listen.
38:53Stop arguing.
38:55Get out there.
38:55Waggle your finger.
38:56Your thumb, your thumb.
38:58Come on, you.
38:59Stop.
38:59We got to quit this girl.
39:01All right, all right.
39:01Listen.
39:02Which way did Luke and the girl go?
39:04What?
39:04Roscoe, which way did Luke and that girl go?
39:06Straight ahead.
39:07Wait a minute.
39:14I can't believe it.
39:17Oh, no.
39:20I'm warning you to a man.
39:21I'm warning you to a nub.
39:22Yeah, you are a nub.
39:25Keep your foot in it, Daisy.
39:27I want to be there in case them two tangle again.
39:36I got rid of my getaway car in that avine over there.
39:39I'm sure there was room for this truck out there somewhere, too.
39:43That's a good idea.
39:44I'll meet y'all over there.
39:45Okay.
39:46Bye.
39:48We've never done anything like this before.
39:50We've got no choice.
39:51Come on.
39:54We'll see y'all there.
39:56Okay.
40:07Meanwhile, as Luke was heading for what could be his last ride, Bo was hunting high and low
40:12for him and Cindy.
40:13Looking for some kind of clue.
40:15Tire tracks.
40:16Anything.
40:19Wait a minute.
40:20Hey, D.
40:20Stop.
40:21Stop.
40:22Stop.
40:22Wait a minute.
40:23Get ready.
40:24Get ready.
40:25Get ready.
40:25Get ready.
40:26Get ready.
40:26Come on in, fellas.
40:27Let us in here.
40:28Come on now.
40:28We need a minute now.
40:29All right.
40:30All right.
40:30Come on.
40:31Let's go.
40:31Let's go.
40:32Let's go.
40:32Yes.
40:43When Bo got to the crossroads near the old barn, he found fresh tire tracks.
40:48He figured he'd better follow them.
40:55Look, y'all get in the back.
40:56Help me push the thing.
40:58Ready?
40:59Okay.
41:00Push.
41:19Move.
41:20Hey.
41:26No, it's his cousin.
41:27He can't follow him.
42:01Come on over there, cousin.
42:08Luke.
42:09Hey, Luke.
42:09Come on.
42:11What happened?
42:11Get you out of this darn truck.
42:13I was about to ask you the same thing.
42:14I feel like I've been hit by a truck.
42:16Come on.
42:17Let's get out of here.
42:19A couple of feet.
42:20I'd have lost you for sure.
42:21Bo, they're twins.
42:23What?
42:23That's how they could be in two places at one time.
42:26There's two of them.
42:27You mean we were both right?
42:29Yeah.
42:29There they are.
42:31Let's go get them.
42:33Let's get the general.
42:37Come on.
42:37Come on.
42:38There they are.
42:39Help them.
42:39Help them.
42:40Quick in.
42:40Quick in.
42:42Come on, baby.
42:43They almost wrecked us.
42:45Let's go after us.
42:50Hey, Daisy.
42:53You go out to the gray car.
42:54We get the other guys.
42:55Right.
42:56Would someone tell me what's going on here?
42:57Now, just a minute.
42:58How are you boys doing?
42:59Yeah, we ain't never been better, Uncle Jesse.
43:03Ah, great.
43:08Baskin.
43:10Look, I'm sorry about this, old man.
43:13I am too.
43:15Maybe it'll teach you a lesson.
43:16Next time I tell you something, you'll believe me.
43:25Hurry.
43:27Hurry.
43:32Hurry.
43:40Hurry.
43:48Oh!
43:50Oh!
43:51Is she all right?
43:51Get out there!
43:52She's all right, all right, all right, all right.
43:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, all right.
43:54Get out of here!
43:56Is she all right?
43:56Where are you?
43:57Are you all right?
43:58Hey!
43:59Hey!
44:08Pull over!
44:09Pull it over!
44:10Dang it!
44:10It's the last time we're gonna warn you!
44:11Now pull that car over!
44:16Look out!
44:18Oh, no!
44:30You girls all right?
44:32Yeah.
44:33You're okay.
44:35You sure made a fool out of me, didn't you, Cindy?
44:37I'm Sandy.
44:38That's Cindy.
44:40What a waste.
44:41Double trouble.
44:43Here, give me that.
44:45Come on out of there.
44:46Yeah.
44:47Watch.
44:48Watch it now.
44:49Come here.
44:50Young lady, watch your step now.
44:52Hey, Nessie.
44:53There you go.
44:54Now don't you go too far.
44:55Let's see if we got the stuff here.
44:59That's it, all right.
45:00You girls are gonna have to find another line of work.
45:03Yeah.
45:04License plates.
45:05Come on.
45:05And that's how the Duke boys solved the mystery of the twin units.
45:09Sheriff Floyd arrived in time to take over his prisoners.
45:11And a couple.
45:13Boss gave Roscoe and Enos back their patrol cars.
45:16Them three-wheelers is way too dangerous for hazard.
45:19Oh, any goody gun, Ross.
45:21Take that.
45:22All right.
45:24Never soon say I never did nothing for you.
45:37But most important of all, the Dukes had maybe learned something about trust.
45:42Which I guess nobody is ever too old to learn.
45:45Even in hazard.
45:56Dukes.
45:57You're my first time.
45:59Kind of a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a.
46:24All right.
46:26You, you, you.
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