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00:01Tonight, on the Duke...
00:02Billy Joe Deputy Sheriff of Hazard Down.
00:05When Enos has taken off his beat...
00:07Your entire county's under ten feet of water.
00:11And Hazard could wind up in a watery grave.
00:14On the grave!
00:16Help!
00:34Just a good old boy...
00:38Never meaning no harm...
00:42Beats all you've never saw...
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born...
00:48Straightening the curves...
00:52Flatening the hills...
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will...
01:01Making their way...
01:04The only way they know how...
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow...
01:13Just a good old boy...
01:16They wouldn't change if they could...
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood...
01:29I'm fixing to give y'all some elements to make up a pretty good Duke's yarn.
01:33Come on, fellas. We promised Uncle Jesse we'd be home by 10.
01:37The first...
01:38You take the Hazard Dam...
01:40Which has been the Duke's fishing hole for about four generations now.
01:43We got enough for dinner, so come on, Bob.
01:45You got enough for me.
01:46Henry, I'll be back and get you some other time, my friend.
01:49The Duke's was fishing.
01:51They all got that answer.
01:52Now, about this time, Enos' car would give up...
01:55When the fuel pump decided to take an early retirement.
01:58At which time, Boss Hogg was out on a personal inspection tour...
02:01To figure out another way to milk the county.
02:04And that's how things got started.
02:07Never mind. Dang, dang.
02:11Hey, Enos!
02:12Enos!
02:13I tell you, Boss...
02:15Isn't that phony school crossing...
02:16Isn't that clever?
02:17Or is it clever?
02:18Well, we'll find out soon enough when someone comes along, won't we?
02:21And it better work.
02:23Because, like I tell you, the cash flow from all my skims...
02:25Is slowed down to an itty-bitty little drip.
02:29Look at this!
02:30Oh, there's a victim!
02:31You should remember that school crossing sign being there yesterday.
02:34There ain't no school anywheres around here.
02:38Oh, great.
02:40There's your answer right there.
02:41Roscoe's been out fishing, too.
02:43He's dupe fishing.
02:44That's right.
02:44It's another one of his phony speed traps.
02:46That ain't fair.
02:47Well, we ain't got no time to stop for him now.
02:49Uncle Jess is waiting on us.
02:50I know it. We're going.
02:52Come on, Russ!
02:53Come on, Russ!
02:53Come on, Russ!
02:53Come on, Russ!
02:54Come on!
02:55Come on, Boss!
03:02What am I supposed to do?
03:03There ain't room with one car here.
03:04I can't do that.
03:06Well, here he comes.
03:07I got him off!
03:08I got him off!
03:08I got him off!
03:08Get him off!
03:09Get him off!
03:09That's it!
03:11All right!
03:14I got him.
03:15I got him.
03:16What are you doing, Roscoe?
03:18All right, you dukes.
03:19I caught you this time.
03:21I got your cold turkey going through that school crossing.
03:24That's going to cost you a hundred simoleons.
03:26And I got a witness.
03:27Yeah, I'm the witness.
03:29And I've seen everything plain as deep.
03:31Excuse me, Sheriff.
03:32But they're right.
03:33Enosh!
03:34Enosh!
03:35What in the...
03:35Well, that's definitely not a legal school crossing, sir.
03:38So if you're writing them a ticket, that's cheating, sir.
03:41You heard the deputy.
03:43We got us a witness, too.
03:44Yep.
03:44And all the people in Hazard take his word against yours, boss.
03:47So I guess it's time to say farewell.
03:49Let's try, Roscoe.
03:50Well, go.
03:51Hold on, lady!
03:52Roscoe!
03:53Come on!
03:54Give him a kick!
03:55We're cheating!
03:56Enosh!
03:57I'll tell you!
03:58Eat Enosh!
03:59I love you!
04:01That's it!
04:07This is absolutely the last stop!
04:13Look what I did!
04:14Oh!
04:15And that's your last box of cigars!
04:17Oh!
04:19Well, you know it's all Enosh's fault.
04:21Oh, it surely is!
04:22I mean, do you realize how much that goody-two-shoes deputy Enosh has cost us all these years?
04:28Well, it must have been a fortune.
04:29Listen, suppose we just get rid of Enosh once and for all, and hire us a deputy who thinks like
04:35you and me.
04:36Oh!
04:36That's Marvin!
04:38If we pick out a real tough cookie for the job, he might just catch them pesky Duke boys as
04:44well!
04:44Yeah!
04:45Yeah!
04:46Well, of course, there could be a flaw in a slaw there.
04:49What's that?
04:49Well, it's the town folks.
04:50Well, never mind about them.
04:51Listen, I can't get this here for work at all.
04:53Yeah, let me do it for you.
04:54Listen, I got them town folks all figured out.
04:56What?
04:56Because I ain't gonna kick Enosh out.
04:59Oh.
04:59I'm gonna kick him up!
05:00Oh!
05:01Yeah!
05:01Kick him up!
05:02Yeah!
05:02I'm gonna promote him!
05:03Oh, that's what!
05:05How nice of you!
05:07Uh-oh.
05:08Boss, I got good news and bad news.
05:11Well, what's the bad news?
05:12Your hat's on fire.
05:13What?
05:14Yeah.
05:15Well, what's the good news?
05:16Well...
05:20It's out.
05:21Oh, can't you do nothing right?
05:23I'm sorry.
05:23Meanwhile, the Dukes finally raised Cooter in his tow truck on their CB.
05:28And Enos switched bikes.
05:29I've been over to Isle of B's.
05:30Eat me some meat clothes.
05:35During all this, Boss went to his little black book.
05:37He pulled out the name of some out-of-town trash that he'd used in some of his dirtier deals.
05:42You're right, Billy Joe.
05:43I'm offering you the job of Deputy Sheriff for Hazel County.
05:47And this ain't some kind of joke?
05:49I never joke when money's involved.
05:51You gotta understand me being shook up, Boss.
05:53I done a lot of jobs for you, but never on the side of the law.
05:57Well, let me tell you something.
05:58This is gonna be the best scam yet.
06:00And I guarantee you, you're gonna get a very nice piece of the action.
06:05So, what do you say?
06:07Deputy Coogan.
06:09It sounds strange, but I'll take it.
06:11Oh, good!
06:13Good, I'm glad to hear that.
06:14Now listen, you just report to me here in Hazel County on the double.
06:17I'm on my way.
06:19See you soon, Commissioner.
06:21Eddie, that is a break we've been waiting for.
06:24How about that?
06:25We've been looking high or low for a big hit, and we got it handed to us on a silver
06:29platter.
06:29With me on the inside and you on the outside, we can rip off them yokels and Hazard and really
06:34make a big killing.
06:35I've done it!
06:36Oh!
06:37I pulled a double away of me.
06:39Oh, you double!
06:40Don't do that!
06:41Well...
06:41I got me a new deputy who's gonna take care of them dukes, plus, at the same time, help make
06:46us a fortune!
06:47Oh, make us a fortune!
06:47I love that!
06:49I love it!
06:49Yeah, look at this.
06:50What is that?
06:51According to my secret ledger.
06:52There it is.
06:53I got $151,238.67 put away in money I skimmed from the county over the past few years.
07:01Oh, same same.
07:02Everybody knows your name!
07:03And, with all my skims going full blast again, that figure's gonna climb, climb, climb!
07:09Oh, no!
07:10I dig it!
07:11There's Enos, though.
07:12Huh?
07:12You haven't told me what kind of job you're gonna up him to to get him out of the way.
07:16Oh, no, yeah.
07:16Well, wait and see, Roscoe.
07:18Wait and see!
07:23Come on!
07:24Come on!
07:24Let's go!
07:25I want to get my head open.
07:26Well, yeah.
07:26Well, that is a mess, isn't it?
07:28Come on!
07:29Come on!
07:29How faithfully he ain't taking all in order here in Hazard County.
07:34Yep.
07:34And so, Enos Street, to reward you for all your magnificent work, I'm proud and pleased as
07:42pinch to announce that I am promoting you.
07:46Promoting me?
07:47Oh!
07:47Isn't that wonderful?
07:50Yeah!
07:53Right!
07:53I am promoting you to Commissioner...
07:56Commissioner!
07:57Possum on a gun bush.
07:58Me?
07:58Police Commissioner?
07:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:00Not Police Commissioner.
08:01Listen, no, that's my job, and I've got a long, long time to run.
08:05No, no.
08:05I'm saying that you're gonna be Commissioner of Records.
08:10That's it.
08:11Commissioner of Records.
08:13But, listen, you're just gonna have to hand in your gun and your badge, because from
08:18now on, you're gonna be a civilian.
08:20A civilian?
08:21Mm-hmm.
08:21There's a catch.
08:22Please, Mr. Hogg, don't promote me.
08:23Let me stay as deputy.
08:25That's all I ever live and work for.
08:27Yeah, but, J.D., why don't you just leave him where he is?
08:30Let him stay deputy.
08:31Yeah, what kind of deal is this, boss?
08:33Enos is the only decent lawman we ever had in this town.
08:36The hazard needs that.
08:37Now that Enos is going up, up, up, it's time to introduce you to his new replacement.
08:43Now, come in, deputy Coogan.
08:46Next.
08:49Yeah.
08:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
08:55Order for duty, Commissioner.
08:56Yeah, at ease.
08:58Folks, let me introduce you to Billy Joe Coogan, deputy sheriff for Hazard County.
09:04Billy Joe Coogan.
09:05You didn't waste any time replacing Enos, did you, boss?
09:08Where'd you come from, anyway, fella?
09:09Wait up, man. A deputy Cogan's from Cedar City, and he's very, very experienced.
09:13I interviewed hundreds of applicants for this here job,
09:16and as police commissioner, I can assure everybody here that he is the most highly qualified.
09:20So, there.
09:21All right, give him your... Come on, come on. You didn't give him your gun.
09:24That's it. And the bench, too. There you go. Give him up.
09:28All right, that's the idea.
09:30And now, folks, if you'll excuse me, me and my low men, we got important work to do.
09:35And, Enos, I'll see you in my office in town in one hour. You hear?
09:39All right, then.
09:44Looks to me like our buddy Enos got railroaded.
09:46Yeah, I don't know what's going on, but I think right now he needs a little cheering up.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Hey, Enos, congratulations, buddy.
09:52Hey, congratulations.
10:02Go on in.
10:04Go on now, commissioner.
10:05Go in down them steps.
10:06What's that? What?
10:08Where's the lights fix?
10:09Well, it's okay.
10:10I can't find it.
10:11Here it is.
10:12Enos, go ahead.
10:13There we are.
10:14Yeah, come on, come on.
10:15I hate a coward.
10:16Spiderwebs down here, Mr. Cedar.
10:17Well, don't worry about them, because...
10:18There's all sorts of creepies down here.
10:20This is going to be your office, commissioner.
10:21Yeah.
10:22And like I told you, here are all them records.
10:24Yeah, you...
10:25All 50 years, were you?
10:26You're going to be busy, busy, busy, killed...
10:28Sit down.
10:30Yo, this place gives me the queasy.
10:32Isn't it?
10:32Look at that.
10:34Sure.
10:34This stuff's stuck.
10:37What's that with you?
10:38Get him out of here with you.
10:43Get him out of here.
10:49Get him out of here.
10:52Oh, wait a minute.
10:57Get him out of here.
10:59Enos, Mr. I've got a sack.
11:00Well...
11:01All right.
11:02Go get him out.
11:02While Boss was showing Enos through the records downstairs, upstairs old Billy Joe, who
11:07was naturally nosy, had found Boss's secret ledger.
11:10Of course, the biggest secret was that Billy Joe could read.
11:12I want you working down here from 8 to 5, you hear?
11:16I don't want you showing your face outside.
11:19We'll send you lunch.
11:20Come on, Ruffalo.
11:21Where?
11:21Where are you from?
11:22You know you nearly got filed.
11:24Commissioner Lou, you start filing, you hear?
11:26Fire, fire.
11:28Yeah.
11:29All right.
11:30Come on, Ruffalo.
11:41All right.
11:42All right.
11:43That takes care of good old Enos, doesn't it?
11:45That takes care of it.
11:45Thank goodness.
11:46Now we can get all our scams heated up real good.
11:49Yeah.
11:49You know them floating craft games?
11:51Yeah.
11:51Them rig parking meters?
11:52Parking meters.
11:52The only speed trips?
11:54The moonshine and the book making the works.
11:56You sure got it figured out, Boss?
11:58Yeah.
11:58And the only thing that can mess us up are those Duke boys.
12:01That's right.
12:01So listen, Kooligan, I want you to keep your eyes peeled.
12:06Don't worry.
12:07I'm going to let nothing mess up this sweet deal.
12:10Duke.
12:11I'll take care of them, Dukes.
12:12Yeah, you do that.
12:14Now nothing could stand in our way.
12:16Nothing.
12:16Hey, Roscoe, we're going to go hog wild.
12:23You see the look on Enos' face when we're dropping off to his new job?
12:26Looks like he's being led to his own hanging.
12:28We've got to get him his badge back.
12:29I don't know it.
12:31Being deputy is his whole dang life.
12:33That poofing fellow just don't sit right at me.
12:42Speak of the devil.
12:43There he is.
12:44He sure don't waste no time, does he?
12:52He's using the artillery.
12:55Kevin, what the heck you...
12:56Luke.
12:57A tree of the road up front and a rat shooting from behind.
13:02Now won't that churn you breakfast?
13:15Okay, you Dukes.
13:17Get out of that car and spread them.
13:19Hang on a second.
13:20Yeah, you ain't got no call to go shooting at us.
13:22This badge gives me all the call I need.
13:25Now spread.
13:26You're both under arrest.
13:28You ain't going to start in with that phony traffic citation routine.
13:32Oh, you fellows are in a lot deeper than that.
13:34Not only was he speeding, I'm charging you with evading arrest.
13:37Now, up against your car, before I spread you myself, all over this landscape.
13:49You boys ain't dealing with Enos now, that boob sheriff.
13:53You, on the hood of the car.
13:55You better follow orders.
13:57Or you might not just make it.
13:59Mr. Tough guy, huh?
14:01Where'd Boston Ross go find you?
14:03Yeah, never mind.
14:05That's tight enough.
14:06You boys got another charge against you.
14:08Attacking a police officer.
14:10Now, come on.
14:13Now, I'm going to throw you both in the jug.
14:15I'm impounding your car.
14:17Now, wait a second.
14:18You can't do that to us.
14:19Oh, no.
14:20Watch me.
14:21Move it.
14:24Well, ain't Billy Joe Bad Boy bad news?
14:26The first day, and he's got the boys and the general locked up.
14:31And it ain't even lunchtime yet.
14:32J.D., you're really getting me riled.
14:35All you're doing is hounding the boys, boss.
14:37Listen, I keep telling you, Jesse,
14:39if you want them two troublemakers of yours out of jail,
14:41$500 is what it's going to cost you.
14:43Good.
14:44Uncle Jesse, don't pay it.
14:46It's going to take all of my seed corn money,
14:48but I can't let you boys sit in there when you're not guilty.
14:52All right, Cogan, let them out.
14:53Yeah, unstuff them.
14:54We've got to get over to the inbound yard and get the general out.
14:57Oh, no, you ain't doing that.
14:59No, sir, we've got that general stays under lock and key as evidence
15:02until you're caught here in next week.
15:04You can't keep that car.
15:06No, that ain't legal.
15:07Yeah, I decide what's legal around here.
15:08That's right.
15:09Now, listen, you just scoot before I change my mind if I let you go.
15:12Yeah, that way ain't got no seed corn.
15:13I'll be dealing with you boys again.
15:15I'll get you back in here.
15:16Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
15:17We're in a way to handle this now.
15:19It's just a walk.
15:21Move it, bloody.
15:24Listen, you put a hand on that girl again.
15:27I'm going to stop you right there.
15:29What do you do, childless Billy?
15:31You ain't got no right to call me.
15:32I'm not going to see you in here again.
15:34No way.
15:34I'm lucky I'm throwing these keys.
15:36Yeah, you do that.
15:37Oh, my, oh, my.
15:38Such temper, that whole family.
15:40That dressy will punch.
15:41Well, the coast is clear.
15:43It's clear.
15:44Now, let's get cracking.
15:46Listen, Roscoe, you get on the phone and see about my floating crab game.
15:49You know, and Cougan, come on, we'll go check out the deliveries of my moonshine.
15:52And then after that, you can get out and start giving outside these.
15:56Well, Flash, daddy's going to be rich.
15:58What do you think of that, huh?
16:00Deputy or no, Deputy, that Cougan fellow and I, we're going to have it out one day.
16:04Probably going to be right out here in front of the courthouse.
16:06Just take it easy.
16:07Oh, we'll get rid of it.
16:08But we're going to do it legal life.
16:10Hey, y'all, hey, y'all, it's just coming to springy.
16:11Listen, things are happening fast.
16:13Boss has got his floating crap game floating again.
16:15He's got his bookie joint operating.
16:17And that old still of his is running shying like water.
16:20That's pretty clear why Boss got rid of Enos and hired Cougan.
16:23Yeah, so he can run this whole county wide open again.
16:25Wide open for Boss.
16:26Well, the people ain't going to sit still for that.
16:29That's right.
16:29We're not going to let him get away with it.
16:30Well, the only way around it I can see is to pin something on Cougan.
16:33That way we get Enos back as deputy and things go back to normal.
16:37Well, as normal as they ever are.
16:38Maybe we can get our bail money back.
16:39And maybe we can get the General Lee back, too.
16:41Uncle Jesse, I hate to ask, but you think we could borrow the pickup?
16:44Now, if we can tail Cougan, maybe we can catch him with his hand in the cookie jar.
16:48But the keys are in.
16:50I'm listening to you, boys.
16:53If they weld them doors shut her.
16:55Hey, uh, maybe I can find out something over in Cedar City.
16:59Can I use your phone?
17:00Yes, sir.
17:00Maybe they got something on this Cougan fellow over there.
17:03You know what I think we ought to do, kid?
17:04Hmm?
17:05It's form a committee to get Enos back his job.
17:07You have a great mind to work a lot.
17:09Let's do it.
17:22Now, this is going to put some thick in the buttermilk.
17:25That's Billy Joe's partner.
17:26And his bad takes up where old Billy Joe's leaves off.
17:46Won't that throw your hat in the creek?
17:55Why in the heck would that guy take off like that right in front of a smoky?
17:58Well, this is Hazard County, isn't it?
18:00Yeah.
18:00It is strange, though.
18:04Okay, buddy, what do you think you're doing?
18:06I'm sorry, officer, that's accelerator got stuck.
18:09That's what they all say.
18:10Let's have your license and none of your lip.
18:14I got your call.
18:15What's doing?
18:16I hit something big.
18:18I got a look at Boss Hogg's secret ledger.
18:20He skimmed over 150 grand in county funds and stashed it in a hidden account.
18:25You figured out a way we're going to pry it loose from him?
18:28Not yet.
18:28Hogg's as sticky-fingered as they come.
18:31Think we can pull some kind of con game?
18:33Nah.
18:34He wrote the book.
18:35Maybe we can scare it out of him somehow.
18:38How about a bomb thread?
18:39We used that one once.
18:40Yeah, I can write a ransom note demanding that 150 grand, or we'll wreck this town.
18:46And you, you can blow up something.
18:49Give them a little example.
18:51Great.
18:52I'll run over to Greenville, see if I can pick up some dynamite and stuff.
18:58Sure is taking them a long time to give that fellow a ticket, ain't it?
19:01You got that right.
19:02And don't let me catch you speeding again.
19:05Ma'am, excuse me.
19:07Find the vehicle.
19:08I'm on there beside you for jaywalk.
19:11It's all right, honey.
19:12Come on over here.
19:14Get out of the street.
19:15That Coogan fellow sure has one busy pan, Luke.
19:22Bo, I get the distinct feeling that Coogan and that guy in the green car know each other.
19:27You reckon they're cooking something up?
19:29Let's tail him, see where he's hit.
19:30Remember, this ain't the General Lee.
19:49They're taking the road to Greenville.
19:51We ain't never gonna catch up to him in this thing.
19:52I got it to the floor now.
19:55Come on.
19:58Oh, look out.
19:59Shoot.
20:04Oh, shoot.
20:06Uncle Jesse ain't gonna be too happy with me.
20:08The point is, we cannot tail Coogan without the General Lee.
20:12Yeah, well, I guess we only got one choice.
20:14We're gonna have to break him out of that impound yard.
20:16That ain't gonna be too easy.
20:17Clyde's the best guard boss ever hired over there.
20:20Yeah, but Clyde is as hung up on Daisy as Enus is.
20:23Yeah, you're right.
20:24Let's give her a call.
20:26And while Daisy decoys Clyde, then me and Bo can slip over the fence, see?
20:31And, uh, shoot, we'll figure some way to bust the General out of there.
20:34And while y'all are doing that, I'll run out and haul in Uncle Jesse's pickup.
20:37Sounds good.
20:38I'm gonna stick around here and wait for that phone call from Cedar City.
20:41They're supposed to get back to me on Billy Joe Cooper.
20:44I'll tell you what, I'm gonna have some fun.
20:45Clyde's cute.
20:46Well, let's get going.
20:48The General and Clyde are waiting.
20:49Okay.
20:50Clyde's real cute.
20:51Yeah!
20:52How are you?
20:53Meantime, boss was out collecting.
20:54His cut of Hazard's oldest floating crap game, which he started when he was in high school.
20:59You see, Hazard does have some tradition.
21:03I'd much rather count the moolah unless you try.
21:10And back in town, Coogan's partner had returned from Greenville and was busy planting dynamite
21:16that he was gonna set off as a warning.
21:17And to get their attention, he picked Roscoe's car.
21:37Sheriff's office.
21:38Deputy Coogan talking.
21:40Our little bundle's been planted.
21:42Okay.
21:43Stand by.
21:45Now, you know that B.J. ain't too smart.
21:48Well, there's a witness sitting right there.
21:52Shut up, mutt!
22:08Good luck, huh?
22:10Thanks a lot.
22:19Hey, Clyde!
22:31Hey, you got a problem?
22:33I sure do.
22:34Sounds like I got a clogged fuel pump or something.
22:37Sounds like something wrong.
22:38Clyde, I'm late for work.
22:39You think you can take a look at it for me?
22:42Take a look?
22:43Look at it.
22:44Yes, sir.
22:49What's that?
22:50What's what?
22:51Oh, I just kicked a little pebble with my foot.
22:54Must have done what you heard.
22:57Yeah.
23:04Maybe it's a carburetor.
23:05Carburetor.
23:10We're gonna get him out of here.
23:13There's our escape route right there.
23:15Oh, you mean up and over?
23:16You betcha.
23:18Tell you what, it's your lucky day.
23:19You get to drive.
23:20Thanks a lot, I think.
23:25You get to drive.
23:39Wait, get your dang clothes in!
23:51You reckon them dukes ever tried anything the easy way?
24:05Woo-hoo!
24:11All right, nice going, Janet Leigh.
24:14Come back!
24:18Hey, class, Dixie's running just fine now. Thank you.
24:21Dixie, you were a bit. I want nothing wrong with you, Dixie.
24:27No.
24:28It's nice to have the team back together again.
24:31Let's get back to the business of finding Coogan.
24:33Yeah, and getting his job back.
24:53Now, we've already figured out pretty much that that boss fired Enos so he could have Coogan come in and
24:57help him with his rackets.
24:58But what we've got to get is some concrete evidence.
25:00That's right. And the place we figure that's going to be is right in Boss Hogg's office.
25:03Now, to give you a reason to get into the office, we figured maybe you could take Enos some lunch
25:07or something and then give us a high sign when it's all clear.
25:09Good idea. I'm on my way to the coffee shop.
25:12Let's do it. Thanks a lot.
25:14Let's head over to the park.
25:16Now, Boss and Roscoe was returning from making the rounds of all of their illegal operations to find out the
25:22bad news from the guard at the impound yard.
25:24Oh!
25:25Oh, you numbskull! You let the Duke snooker you!
25:29Oh, listen, we don't get that car a bit. It's your job.
25:32Don't worry, Boss. I'm going to round up them Duke boys and I'm going to toss them back in the
25:35jug.
25:36And there they're going to stay. Bail or no bail?
25:38Come on, Roscoe. We got work to do.
25:41Don't growl like a nice man. He's on our side.
25:43Close the door, will you?
25:44I'm going to stash the cash I just collected right here in the safe.
25:48That's a good idea.
25:48Yeah, but don't you listen to these little clicks.
25:51Oh, good grief, Boss.
25:52Now, I want you to get on the phone to the still and find out how the...
25:55What?
25:56I said get on the phone to the still.
25:58Oh, yeah.
25:59Find out how my cash well is doing on all the shine.
26:02What is it?
26:02And then I want you to call the bookie, Boss.
26:05Boss, here's a note for you.
26:06Yeah, good. Read it.
26:07All right.
26:08We want that $150,000 of the county funds you're holding or we'll blow up the town.
26:14What?
26:14Wait a minute.
26:15Get the cash ready and wait for our call sign, the Doomsday Gang.
26:20The Doomsday Gang?
26:21Yeah.
26:22Blew up the town.
26:23Anything wrong, sir?
26:24Oh, come in here and sneak up.
26:26Get the life out of me without talking.
26:28Yeah, something's wrong.
26:30Read this.
26:31Yeah.
26:46Hey, Luke.
26:47Right there.
26:49Ain't that that fellow we were tailing?
26:51That's him, all right.
26:53He's back in town.
26:55Back in Boss's office, things was a-heating up.
26:58Listen, they're gonna blow up Hazard and probably flash.
27:01Yeah.
27:01But let's use the county funds.
27:02Oh!
27:03No!
27:04This $150,000 ain't county money, it's my money.
27:07It's because you skimmed it off the county.
27:09Yeah, well, never mind about that.
27:11Listen, who are these out-of-towners anyway?
27:13I've been trying to muscle in here.
27:15And how in the name of all its holies did they find out how much key is Agosteas?
27:19That's what I want to know.
27:20This note sounds like they mean business, boss.
27:22My advice is to pay.
27:24No way, no P.
27:26Oh, listen.
27:26Now you're being a fathead.
27:28Listen, I'm not gonna understand for you blowing up Flash and Lulu and me and Hazard.
27:38It's here like to know who he's talking to.
27:43J.D. Hogg here.
27:44Say hello from Roscoe.
27:45Make it snap here because that...
27:48It's them.
27:50Who?
27:50The doomsday gang.
27:51Don't say hello from Roscoe.
27:53Did you get our note, Hogg?
27:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
27:55I got it.
27:57Listen now.
27:58Let me tell you something.
27:59You got your nerve threatening me.
28:01Don't make him mad.
28:03Oh, we ain't threatening, Hogg.
28:05We mean it.
28:07You don't come up with that money, that'll be the end of Hazard.
28:10What if I said I didn't believe you?
28:12I think you're bluffing.
28:14Oh, yeah?
28:15Look out your window.
28:18Oh, look out the window.
28:19Oh, look out the window.
28:23Ah!
28:30Holy shit.
28:33The patrol car blew it up to Smithery.
28:36The doomsday gang fell on the phone.
28:38They really reached out and touched someone.
28:41Hello?
28:42Hello?
28:45Hello, are you there?
28:47Oh, they hung up.
28:48No.
28:48Come on, we gotta get out there.
28:50Listen.
28:50Oh, wait a minute.
28:51Oh, how did this happen?
28:52Wait a minute.
28:53Oh, for goodness sake.
28:54Forrest, wait a minute.
28:55Let me out of here.
28:56I mean, come on, come on.
28:57Wait.
28:58What happened?
29:03Did anybody see you, Donald?
29:06Oh, look at my feet.
29:08Look at that.
29:08Beyond recognition.
29:09I told you not to get them mad, boss.
29:12Who mad?
29:13The doomsday gang.
29:14That's, that's the ones.
29:16You know what they did?
29:16They called, boss, and told him if he didn't give them $150,000 of the county money, that
29:21they were gonna blow up hazards.
29:22Up, Roastro, that nice guy.
29:24Don't babble on like this.
29:25The doomsday gang.
29:27They're gonna destroy the whole town?
29:28Yeah, right.
29:29And this is just a warning.
29:30Look at this.
29:31A detonating device.
29:32It's a bomb already.
29:33Let me see that.
29:34Let's go, hold it by the wire.
29:36Hold it by the wire.
29:39All right, G.D.
29:40You're the one that's been getting all the phone calls and everything.
29:43What's this all about?
29:45Well, there ain't much to tell.
29:46I mean, it's just a bunch of hoodlums calling themselves the doomsday gang.
29:49They sent me a threatening note, then made a phone call.
29:52When did they call?
29:53Well, just before the horrendous explosion.
29:55That guy in the green car was on the car phone just before the explosion.
29:59Yeah, and he sure as heck ain't here now.
30:00Mr. Hogg, my advice is for you to pay him off.
30:04You can't tell what you're gonna do next time.
30:05Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, not on your life.
30:07I ain't paying out no $150,000 of my, uh-uh, of my county's money.
30:13Since when Hazard County got $150,000 in the treasury box?
30:17Yeah, I didn't know we had $150,000 in the county treasury box.
30:20Well, we don't, we didn't, and we haven't.
30:22I don't know where them hoodlums got that ridiculous idea.
30:25I mean, they're not car wreckers.
30:26They're rumor mongers.
30:27That's what they are.
30:28It don't make no difference how much money the county's got.
30:31We're not knuckling under to these hooligans.
30:33Wait a minute.
30:34Coogan, you was giving that guy in a green sedan a speeding ticket not long before this happened.
30:38That's right.
30:39You and your cousin better leave the law enforcement to me,
30:41because right now I'm gonna arrest you for breaking your car out of that impound yard.
30:44All right, all right, all right, all right.
30:46Do that later.
30:46Listen, this is an emergency, you know.
30:48I want you and Roscoe to scour the area, you know, and fire the Doomsday Gang.
30:52All right.
30:53Come on, get, I'll get your vehicle.
30:54Get that, get your vehicle.
30:56Oh, we have had some problems in Hazard before.
30:58We ain't never had no Doomsday Gang, y'all.
31:01Uncle Jesse, you think they're really gonna destroy the whole town?
31:04Well, they did a pretty good job on Roscoe's patrol car.
31:10We only knew who the devil he was.
31:16Nation, I'll go east, you go west, and we'll nail them.
31:20Cut pursuit to two of life.
31:31I just know that Coogan's involved in this.
31:33You see the way he's pushing boss around to pay that money?
31:36Yeah, and this whole mess started once he got in town, too.
31:39Uncle Jesse, you ain't heard from them pals of yours over in Cedar City, have you?
31:42No, I ain't heard a dang word.
31:44And I should have by now.
31:46Listen, Cedar City ain't that far away.
31:48I think I'll just go over there and build a fire under that sheriff's department.
31:52Well, I'll drive you, Uncle Jesse.
31:53Good.
31:54Enos, I got a little lunch for you.
31:55Well, thank you, Daisy.
31:56Sure.
31:57You said that.
31:58Take it easy, Enos.
31:59Okay, Uncle Jesse.
32:00We'll see if we can't turn up around here.
32:02Yeah, and I'll go get my truck and haul off this here mess.
32:05I sure wish I was still deputy.
32:07Don't even worry, Enos.
32:08You will be.
32:10I think we can stand looking at you in that suit much longer.
32:12Thank you, Bill.
32:15Eat your lunch.
32:17Yeah.
32:22Hold up, that patrol car didn't work.
32:24We gotta show these hicks we really need business.
32:27How about we blow up something bigger, like a building?
32:29Well, I'm through fooling around.
32:31Especially with them Duke boys getting nosy.
32:33We gotta hit these farmers where they live.
32:35How about a grain elevator or a cotton mill?
32:39Better yet, how about a hazard dam?
32:44Dang it.
32:45They're gonna ruin one fine fishing hole.
32:53Perfect.
32:54That's it.
32:55Them roofs don't pay us this time.
32:57We'll flood them out.
32:59You mean we're gonna blow it up?
33:02Well, it'll take a lot of dynamite to blow up that baby.
33:06We don't have to.
33:07You see them spillway turnbows?
33:09A couple of turns and we got us a river headed right towards Hazard.
33:13That's beautiful.
33:15That sounds good to me.
33:16Keep it down later on.
33:17Clear this mess, Cooter.
33:19Let's tell.
33:19He will.
33:21I sure would like to know how Coogan fits into all this.
33:23Well, he didn't make that phone call because he's in with Sheriff Roscoe and Mr. Hobb.
33:27He could have left a note, though.
33:29We gotta look around and see if we can find some clues around here.
33:32Yeah, I know where the heck we're gonna start.
33:33I sure would like to pin some money.
33:35Look here, fellas.
33:36What you got?
33:39That looks just like the kind of paper they wrap dynamite sticks in.
33:43Is that right?
33:43What?
33:44It's a shame the names tore off.
33:46Let's see.
33:46Green.
33:47Green V.
33:48Wait a minute.
33:48When we chased that guy in a green sedan, we chased him right to Greenville.
33:51That's right.
33:52And in Greenville, they got a place called the Greenville Construction Company and they sell dynamite.
33:56That's right.
33:56Sure do.
33:56Let's check it out.
33:57You got a dime on you?
33:58No, Enos, you got a dime on you?
34:00No, I got two nickels.
34:01Well, that'll do.
34:01I'm gonna leave Hogg another ransom note to hand over that hundred and fifty grand or else.
34:07I turn them valves and whoosh.
34:12You got that right.
34:20Thanks a lot.
34:23Said we just missed him.
34:25A couple hours ago, a fella in with a green car bought a whole bunch of dynamite.
34:28Well, it sounds like he's part of the Doomsday Gang.
34:30Mm-hmm.
34:30I'll bet Coogan is, too.
34:31I was wondering where they're gonna strike next.
34:34Well, it's up to Luke here to figure out.
34:35You better do it in a hurry.
34:42Well, there's our ticket.
34:43Coogan himself.
34:48Let's go check out that patrol car.
34:50Come on, Enos.
35:04Hey, Luke.
35:07Hey, Luke.
35:07Take a look.
35:10He's marked the hazard dam.
35:11Uh-huh.
35:12If they go up there and blow that thing, every farmer in the whole dang county is gonna be washed
35:16right out.
35:16Why, Simone and Gunbush?
35:17We gotta stop him.
35:19Don't panic.
35:20We don't know nothing for sure.
35:22All right, here's what we do.
35:23Me and Bo go check out the dam.
35:24You go back and work on your records again.
35:26But every now and then, take a peek upstairs, keep an eye on Coogan.
35:28All right?
35:28Okay, Luke.
35:29We'll see you later.
35:30It's gonna be all right.
35:31Okay, let's go.
35:31Good luck.
35:31Thanks, he is.
35:38Better try and raise Uncle Jesse, see how he's been doing.
35:41Good idea.
35:42Lost sheep to shepherd, lost sheep to shepherd.
35:44You got your ears on.
35:45Come back.
35:45There they are.
35:47It's shepherd back to lost sheep, shepherd back to lost sheep.
35:51We're on our way back from Cedar City and been trying to call you.
35:54Where have you been?
35:55We're sorry about that, Uncle Jesse.
35:56We've been kind of away from the general for a while.
35:58You have any luck?
35:59Then we have luck.
36:00That sheriff's department in Cedar City really come through.
36:03It seems that that Billy Joe Coogan fella, he's done time for embezzlement and ex...
36:09Ex...
36:10Taking money from people and it doesn't belong to him.
36:14Well, that's the icing on the cake.
36:16You reckon boss knew about that?
36:18I don't know, but even if he did, I'll bet you that Coogan's double-crossing.
36:22We better meet and talk this over.
36:24You got it.
36:24Listen, Uncle Jesse, we got an earful for you, too.
36:26Where are you at?
36:27What's your 10-20?
36:29And so the Dukes had a meeting to figure out what was happening and what they was going
36:33to do about it and who was going to do it, you know.
36:37Bo, Jesse, and Daisy was going to confront boss and old Luke was going to watch the dance,
36:41which tends to look the same after a while.
36:56Roscoe, I don't want to take any more chances.
36:58I'm going to transfer all my skimmin' and scimmin' money into my bags' vault for safe keepin'.
37:03Oh, well, that's a brilliant idea.
37:06That way, when they blow us up, at least our money will be safe in the bank.
37:09Oh, but you quit flapping your lips like that and go over and watch the window.
37:12I got Deputy Coogan on the front door.
37:14Oh, well.
37:15I'm going to count and see exactly how much I got here after today's receipts.
37:19Well, Flash and I will do what we're trained to do.
37:21I'll look and she'll sniff.
37:32Luke was trying to check out the dam from the rise just above it.
37:35I wonder where he's at.
37:39He couldn't see much, so he moved in closer.
37:43Uh-huh.
37:49All right, hold it right there.
37:51Now, don't turn around.
37:55Yeah, Luke, that don't always work.
38:14Oh, no.
38:16Well, you know how shit they get when you fire easy.
38:19Now, listen, I got something else.
38:21I got something else.
38:22All right.
38:23Okay.
39:24Okay, get him up or this gun goes off.
39:26Wait a minute, of all that dirty load-down double-crossers!
39:29All right, Couglin.
39:31Listen, I'm Sheriff Rascopee Coltrane,
39:33and I'm ordering you to put that gun down.
39:36Shut up!
39:37A lot of you.
39:38Now, I'm through fooling around.
39:39I want that $150,000 right now.
39:42But the rest of my gang opens up the Hazard Dam,
39:44and your entire county's under 10 feet of water.
39:47The dam?
39:47That's what he said.
40:11Well, first thing you're gonna do,
40:13we're gonna make J.D. fire that Couglin fella.
40:16Yeah, and then we're gonna get Enos's deputy job back.
40:19Right.
40:20And I'm gonna do just what I said earlier.
40:22I'm gonna get that fella.
40:23Hey, I'll help you.
40:24Yeah, I bet you would.
40:25It appears as if the Doomsday Gang
40:27has got everything going their way.
40:29All right.
40:30Nope.
40:30Inside.
40:31Now, wait a minute.
40:32Inside.
40:32All right, we're doing it.
40:33You don't get away with this now.
40:34Here, double-crosser.
40:36Here.
40:36Don't close that door.
40:37Oh, it's just habit.
40:38Oh, no.
40:39Listen here.
40:40Wait a minute, Couglin.
40:41I've got to wait a minute.
40:42You're not gonna get away with this.
40:43I didn't bring you here to this.
40:45I've got to put some...
40:45My money!
40:46Help!
40:47Help!
41:01He's here goes Couglin.
41:03He sure is living in a hurry.
41:04We better check him out.
41:08Waterboy, Waterboy, you out there?
41:10Come back?
41:12Waterboy here, go ahead.
41:13I got the money, but I'm being chased.
41:15So take off.
41:16What about the dam?
41:18Open her up and release the water.
41:19It'll cover our escape.
41:21And run for it.
41:22Over.
41:22Over.
41:24No.
41:26You can't do that.
41:28Did you hear that?
41:29It's Couglin talking to his sidekick.
41:31Well, if they open up that dam,
41:33it'll wash out every farm in this valley.
41:35I know it.
41:36Well, Luke's gonna be up there.
41:38Let's just hope he can stop them.
41:40Meanwhile, we're gonna get Couglin
41:41and teach him a thing or two.
41:43I'm gonna enjoy this.
41:52Hang on.
41:54Catch him.
42:04Couglin?
42:06You all right?
42:11All right.
42:12You want to play by your rules?
42:13It's fine with me.
42:34Get him, boss.
42:38Oh, that's a wee.
42:40That was great.
42:41Thanks.
42:41Here we go.
42:42Take him and cuff him to the door.
42:43It'll be my pleasure.
42:44Come on, Couglin.
42:45Let's get going.
42:48Yeah.
42:49I'll get the stuff.
43:19Let's get it.
43:39Luke's in trouble.
43:42Luke's in trouble.
43:43I gotta stop it.
43:45I can't look.
43:57Luke's in trouble.
43:58Luke's in trouble.
43:58Get you around.
44:43and so that's how the duke stopped the bad guys from flooding out hazard
44:56boss was so upset that his greed had almost got hazard wiped out that he had to admit that
45:00honesty had its place at times and he gave enos his job back as deputy
45:08and uncle jesse after getting back his 500 bail saw to it that all of boss's skimming money went
45:14into the official county account it'll be used for the civic good instead of lining boss's pocket
45:20until the next time this money belongs to the county the county's gonna get it we're going
45:26over to the bank and it was a good thing old enos transferred from handing them records
45:38because he was one slow reader you know what everybody really needs is some neighbors
45:43back the dukes thank you that is if your cars can take it
45:46so
45:58guitar solo
46:24guitar solo
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