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00:00Tonight, on the Duke!
00:02Dewey Hog! Dewey Hog!
00:04The devious Dewey Hog returns!
00:06You devil, you!
00:07To wreak havoc on Hazard!
00:09In sight with Dewey Hog in town!
00:13It's the Champagne!
00:18Freeze!
00:26Any little way I can!
00:34Just a good old boy!
00:38Never meaning no harm!
00:42Beats all you've never saw!
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born!
00:48Straightening the curves!
00:52Planting the hills!
00:56Someday the mountain might get them,
00:58But the law never will!
01:01Making their way!
01:04The only way they know how!
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow!
01:13Just a good old boy!
01:15Just a good old boy!
01:17Wouldn't change if they could!
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern day Robin Hood!
01:26Yee-haw!
01:35Uncle Jesse Duke ain't poking along this slow cause he needs a valve job!
01:39It's cause of that load of eggs he got there in the back!
01:42Which he and Luke are taking the hazard for an alien neighbor!
01:45Can you believe this road?
01:47At this rate Henry's chickens will have laid another truckload before we get this one delivered!
01:51He he he he he he!
01:56Already missing Poe ain't you?
01:59Yeah I guess so!
02:00He just left yesterday!
02:02I know that but I'm worried about him and that new NASCAR engine!
02:06I oughta be there giving him a hand!
02:07It's a shame you can't be there!
02:10The company only wanted one man!
02:12He wanted to toss fair and square!
02:14Why don't you just lean back and enjoy the quiet life?
02:18Now this being Hazard the quiet life is about as laid back as old Jeb Stuart's cavalry charge!
02:24See what I mean?
02:26Dewey Hogg is back in Hazard for the first time in years!
02:30Now Dewey's old boss's nephew!
02:32And he's Huey's older brother!
02:34Dewey Hogg makes his uncle boss seem respectable!
02:36He's ornery, he's greedy, and he's crooked as a dog's hand leg!
02:41Now them's his good pawns!
02:43Dewey Hogg!
02:45The slickest scoundrel in Georgia!
02:49Who is about to steal Hazard blind!
02:53What's that?
02:56Look out!
03:03You alright?
03:04What the world was that?
03:13That was a fine move!
03:16Worthy of a Duke Ditchin' Hogg!
03:20You ain't gonna believe this, that was Dewey Hogg!
03:23Dewey Hogg?
03:24That's right!
03:25Let's survey the damage here!
03:27Not bad either!
03:32Holy Toledo!
03:35Look at that!
03:38This here's a lost sheep combo, Pete!
03:40Come back!
03:43I read you, Luke!
03:44What's up?
03:45And what's taking you so long, huh?
03:47I hate to tell ya!
03:48Little guy in a black suit with a long cigar!
03:51Beat you out of first prize in the old school spelling bee!
03:53Remember him?
03:55Dewey Hogg!
03:56One and only!
03:57He's headed your way in an ambulance!
03:58Find out what he's up to!
04:00Well, I ain't gonna take my eyes off of him!
04:02Cooter's got the general legions purring!
04:04That's great!
04:05We'll be in town just as soon as we unscramble some eggs out here!
04:08We're gone!
04:0810-4!
04:11Daisy!
04:12Yeah?
04:13Luke just say old Dewey Hogg was back in town!
04:16Uh-huh!
04:19There goes the neighborhood!
04:27Yep!
04:29That's him all right!
04:30Sure is!
04:30We better see what he's up to, Cutter!
04:33Well,
04:34one case out of seven ain't bad!
04:37Y'all are about to see a master con at work!
04:41One of Dewey's best shots is playing sick!
04:43Old Dewey could fool the Harvard Medical School!
04:53Good looking!
04:54Lovely Daisy Duke!
04:57And Cutter Davenport!
04:59Put on a pound or two, ain't ya?
05:01See, you ain't changed a bit, Dewey!
05:03Same old charmer, huh?
05:05What'd you come back for?
05:07A very sick hog!
05:10Uh-huh!
05:10Well, you're gonna be even sicker when boss catches you!
05:14You weren't ever to set foot in hazard again, bucko!
05:17In your lifetime!
05:18My lifetime is nearly over, Daisy!
05:21You see?
05:23I'm gonna die!
05:25Huh?
05:26Please save your energy, Mr. Hogg!
05:36I don't believe it!
05:38Me neither!
05:41Yep!
05:42I'm blessed!
05:43Ignore yourself!
05:46Whoever it is, I sure hope they're bringing money!
05:50Yes?
05:52No!
05:53Dewey, Hogg!
05:55Dewey, Hogg!
05:55I can't believe it!
05:57After all these years, I never thought I'd see a rotten face in this county again!
06:01Hi, Uncle Boss!
06:02Stop!
06:03Don't you, Uncle Boss!
06:04Me!
06:04You may be my nephew!
06:06You're dying, nephew!
06:07But you're still the slickest, most low-down sneak thief in these parts!
06:11Or any parts!
06:12And I want no part of you!
06:13So out, out, out, out, out!
06:15And stay!
06:16Uh, howsoever, even a hog's blood is thicker than water!
06:19Dying nephew!
06:22Did you see dying?
06:24Yes!
06:28I swear!
06:30Uncle Boss!
06:31It's all here!
06:32In this medical report!
06:34Medical report?
06:35What are you talking about?
06:36I'm afflicted with a rare, and barely known, subtropical sleeping disease!
06:44Sleeping disease?
06:46Oh my, oh my!
06:48There, did you see that?
06:49That's the disease, when I go like, when I'm sleeping, I got it!
06:53Selling frozen hog jowls in deepest Africa!
06:57Oh my God!
06:58Africa!
06:59My days are numb!
07:01Yeah!
07:01Oh my God!
07:03Now wait a minute!
07:03Wait a minute!
07:04Oh God!
07:05Wait a minute, would you?
07:06You're all I got in the whole world!
07:08Yeah, but just let go of me!
07:09Let go of me, would you?
07:12I mean, what's really wrong with him?
07:14It ain't catchy, is it?
07:15Medical science just doesn't know yet.
07:17Oh!
07:21Do we?
07:23Is he?
07:24Not yet, but almost.
07:26Oh!
07:26Oh, there it is!
07:27Wait a minute!
07:27Uncle!
07:28Wait a minute!
07:28I ain't gonna believe none of this!
07:30I mean, anybody could cook up this sort of thing!
07:32Uncle!
07:32What?
07:33You gotta believe me!
07:34Now I got proof!
07:34If you just put your clothes on, I'd like to take you down to Sutter's Road!
07:38And show you something!
07:39Yeah, my last and final real estate purchase!
07:49Meanwhile, back to Hazard, Daisy told old Luke and Jesse all about Dewey's dying, and how
07:54he and Boss took off in the caddy.
07:56Now what Daisy didn't know, was that Dewey was conning Boss too!
08:00And he's in a wheelchair!
08:00Taking him to his future final resting place!
08:03Oh my, this sure is a beautiful sight, Dewey!
08:06But that tombstone, what's it say?
08:09Here lies Dewey Hall!
08:11He never met a man he didn't rip off!
08:14Here lies Dewey Hall!
08:17Oh!
08:18Oh!
08:19Oh!
08:19Oh, then it's true!
08:20Then you really are headed for them pearly geats!
08:23I'm practically, I'm practically knocking on that door now, Uncle Bob!
08:28I believe you, I believe you!
08:29But before I do, I wanna do something, I wanna do something good, you know?
08:33I wanna, I wanna build a living monument, a medical clinic for the good, for the good people
08:38of Hazard!
08:39A medical clinic?
08:40Yeah, I thought I'd call it the Dewey Hog Memorial Clinic!
08:44Oh, you're so warm-hearted!
08:46To be built with my $50,000 life savings!
08:49Well, wait a minute!
08:50You know, from the size of this building here and all this other stuff, I mean, it appears
08:54to me you're gonna need three times there to build it!
08:57I'd say, oh, $150,000 anyhow!
08:59Well, Uncle Boss, you see, I thought maybe we could have a fundraiser to match my $50,000!
09:05Yeah, but another $50,000, I'd still leave your $50,000 short!
09:10Uncle Boss, now I thought, come on, I mean, I thought maybe you!
09:13Me?
09:14Me kick in $50,000?
09:15Oh-ho!
09:16You must have lost all your bubbles when you were sick over in Africa!
09:19Listen, Dewey, like I always say, blood may be thicker than water, but money is thicker
09:25than blood!
09:26I know, I know, but to insure your, uh, your investment, I thought I could, uh, you
09:30see what I've done?
09:30I've made you a beneficiary of my $300,000 life insurance policy!
09:36But you have, let me see, uh, uh, yeah, beneficiary, uh, Jefferson Davis Hogg, in the amount
09:43of $300,000!
09:46Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
09:47Do it, do it, do it!
09:48I mean, uh, uh, discounting my $50,000 then, I'm gonna be a quarter of a million dollars richer
09:55when you kick the bucket!
09:56Ha-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
09:58Oh-ho-ho-ho!
09:59Do it, do it, do it, do it!
10:00Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
10:01Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
10:03Just wanted to see if I still had the touch!
10:05Yeah, me too!
10:07Ha-ha-ha-ha!
10:07Give me that!
10:08Oh-ho-ho-ho!
10:09That's right, you see!
10:11With Boss and Dewey up at the gravesite, well, the Dukes decided it would be a good time
10:16to check out the ambulance, and Daisy was gonna be the decoy.
10:20Yes, sir.
10:22Come on.
10:24How are you today?
10:25Well, I was going to ask you to stay.
10:27Oh, really?
10:27I'm fine.
10:28Oh, that's good.
10:29So, you a real medic?
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:30Friends and neighbors, Daisy Duke could distract a Fourth of July parade.
10:34Give me the high sign.
10:35So, while Daisy distracted Dewey's driver, and Uncle Jesse kept a lookout,
10:39Luke checked out the ambulance.
10:46We're almost there.
10:47Almost there now, Dewey.
10:54Find anything?
10:55It's legitimate to me.
10:57That's who's here.
10:59Home, sweet home!
11:00Yo-yo.
11:02All right, now we'll get you out.
11:05Yeah, let me help.
11:06Let me help.
11:07Let me help.
11:07Oh, careful now.
11:09Careful.
11:10That's right.
11:11Oh, poor Dewey.
11:14Oh, yeah.
11:14Set them down here.
11:16That's the way.
11:17Oh.
11:18Poor Dewey.
11:20Make them nice and comfy now.
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:24That's good.
11:25Oh.
11:27And that's no good, Dewey.
11:28That's not good.
11:30I want to stop him and stuffy.
11:31Would you just cease and desist?
11:33What?
11:33Can't you see that this poor sick boy is dying?
11:36Yeah.
11:37Oh, boss.
11:37You know better to believe anything Dewey says.
11:40He'll teach you out of house and home if you ain't done it already.
11:43Well, I'll tell you that Dewey is before.
11:45Yes.
11:46Yes, he has.
11:47I mean, if you only knew what this warm-hearted, generous boy is going to do for all the lovely
11:52folks here in here, sir.
11:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:55Get him on his last report.
11:56He's a fast.
11:56Oh, yeah.
11:57He's having a paper lock.
11:58Dewey!
11:59Shot the juice to him there.
12:00No, no.
12:01Thank goodness.
12:01All right, yes.
12:02Get him on his system now.
12:04And you, Dukes, listen.
12:04You've caused enough trouble today.
12:06Just get out of here before I have you arrested.
12:08It's Tom and Beaker.
12:09Right, Riff Raff.
12:10What?
12:10They've got big plans.
12:12I mean, that's who I love.
12:13Yeah, come on.
12:14Come on.
12:14We've got to go in the house.
12:16We could be a little premature on this thing.
12:19You know, he could be real sick.
12:20Huh.
12:21I find that highly unlikely.
12:24With Dewey in town, the sheep dip is going to hit the fans sooner or later.
12:27Just don't know where or how.
12:30The next day, boss called a town meeting to announce the fund drive for Dewey Hogg's memorial
12:35pledge.
12:36Now, boss began the drive by producing his and Dewey's $50,000 each.
12:40Then asking the town folk to match these funds.
12:43Town folk who hasn't put up the risk.
12:45Another $50,000.
12:50Now, here's a word from Dewey Hogg himself.
12:53You good, kind, wonderful people of Hazard.
12:59Before I, I'm not so good at financial matters.
13:03I mean, you know, my record in the past has not been so good, right?
13:07We forgive you.
13:09Therefore, to hold the money, I picked the most honest person in Hazard that I could think about.
13:15The most honest person to hold the funds, Jesse Duke.
13:18When the fox asks you to watch the hen house, chances are he's going to have chicken,
13:24and you're going to be stuck with the fans.
13:28Oh, oh, no way to go.
13:30Oh, no way to go.
13:31And I'll go for a fan.
13:33The Jesse Duke here is the most honest person in Hazard.
13:36Therefore, I second the nomination.
13:38I put it to a vote.
13:39All in favor say aye.
13:40Aye!
13:41Now, wait a minute.
13:42Uncle Jesse, we're playing right into his hands.
13:44I got a feeling we are, too.
13:46But if there's any chance, we need that plenty.
13:48Uh, J.D., now, you just hold on there a minute.
13:51If I'm to be in charge of all this.
13:52He's in that job.
13:53He helped me out.
13:54All right, go ahead, Jesse.
13:57Oh, Luke, something ain't right.
13:59I just know it.
14:00We gotta find out what Dewey's up to, and we gotta find out fast.
14:05I think I just figured out how.
14:07I'm going to work.
14:17All right.
14:18Howdy.
14:18Howdy.
14:18Something I can do for you?
14:19Do you like to check my blood pressure?
14:22Gladly.
14:22Wanna feel my pulse?
14:23All right.
14:25All right.
14:25All right.
14:26All right.
14:26All right.
14:26All right.
14:28All right.
14:28All right.
14:29All right.
14:37Luke Sweet talked the nurse out of the name of Dewey's doctor.
14:40Uh, or so he thought.
14:43Steve.
14:44Did he take the bait?
14:45Yes.
14:46Great.
14:47Great.
14:49The plan is going perfectly.
14:52You devil, you.
14:55Luke went ahead and called Dewey's doctor, who was all the way up in Cleveland.
14:58Uncle Jesse was putting Dewey and Boss's money in his own safety deposit box in Boss's
15:03bank.
15:05All set, Tim.
15:06Here we go.
15:06Here we go, everybody.
15:10Now we're just going to lock it aside.
15:13Hey, that does it.
15:16Hey, y'all.
15:17Listen up.
15:18I just talked to that doctor, and if he is a real doctor, he confirmed that Dewey's terminally
15:23ill.
15:23Well, now the doctor checked out.
15:25The ambulance checked out.
15:26I tell you, maybe Dewey ain't faking it.
15:28The only way to be sure is to keep one eye on Dewey and the other on the bank.
15:36Well, now, where could a dying man be going that fast?
15:41Well, I know one thing.
15:43The cemetery ain't in that direction.
15:45Come on, Daisy.
15:46Let's go.
15:56Let's go.
15:57Come on.
16:21The Dukes are following us.
16:27It looks like old Dewey's emergency vehicle is prepared for any emergency, including the Dukes.
16:36Mr. Doyle, look out!
16:38Come on, sweetheart, we're going for a ride!
16:54Boy.
16:55Doggone it. That Dewey is going to raise my ire.
16:59Well, do you think he really did it?
17:01Who else would lay down on oil slick like that?
17:03I don't know.
17:05Shoot, we've got to change this tire, get into town, get him out of that wheelchair and prove he ain't
17:09sick.
17:11While Luke and Daisy was wrestling with the tire, Dewey was conducting business as usual.
17:18Ah, yes, the bank vault is rigged, Mr. Hogg, just like you asked.
17:23Mac, you are an artist and a craftsman.
17:26Here's the key to Jesse Duke's safety deposit box number 115.
17:31Yeah.
17:32The money will not be in there long. I got the whole town of hazards suckered.
17:36Now, Jesse's safety deposit box ain't safe no more.
17:39And unless Luke does something real fast, Dewey's one weasel is going to walk right into and out of the
17:46chicken coop.
17:47Unto.
17:48I'd like to take that Dewey and just shake him until I've found out what he's up to.
17:52Now, Luke, just calm down. You know, there's a chance that Dewey has reformed.
17:57He's got to be up to something.
17:59And there is a reason why you're holding that money, that's for sure.
18:02You remember, he ain't never forgiving you for that whooping you give him when you caught him pushing Daisy off
18:05the roof in that soapbox airplane.
18:08Dewey had me absolutely convinced I could fly.
18:12I whooped him good.
18:13You know, Daisy could have broken a leg or something.
18:16Yeah, that would have been a real shame too.
18:20Wait a minute, that's it.
18:22Daisy's legs, you said it.
18:23What do my legs got to do with it?
18:25Hey, Dewey's been chasing you around for years, ain't he?
18:27Yeah, that's for sure.
18:29I bet you could turn up that southern hospitality enough to bring him bouncing right out of that wheelchair.
18:33Oh, Luke.
18:34Of course, we'd have to get boss in position to see it all, but that'd put an end to Dewey's
18:38shenanigans, I bet you that.
18:39Well, I'll hike up my jeans.
18:42Meanwhile, old Dewey's plan was ticking along just like a train conductor's watch.
18:46The fundraising for the Dewey Hogg Memorial Clinic Fund was complete.
18:50$50,000 over the job!
18:53Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
18:55Get him up!
18:56Get him up!
18:56Watch it!
18:57Watch it!
18:58Watch it!
18:59Watch it!
19:02And now, and now, my good citizens and friends of Hazard, I want to give you the chance to express
19:08your appreciation to the men who made it all possible,
19:11their esteemed public benefactor, my nephew, Dewey Hogg.
19:24Oh, you damn people of houses, I know that I can rest in peace now, knowing that I've
19:33given you a living monument, the Dewey Ha'am Memorial Clinic.
19:46Oh, I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse me now. I think I'm going to need some rest. I think
19:54my time is coming.
19:58Oh, no. All right, give him rest. Take him home. Take him to my house. And listen, we'll go over
20:03to the bank and see that everyone is safeguarding. Come on.
20:13While Boss and Jesse headed for the bank, Dewey went back to Boss' house, not knowing
20:18that he was a target of old Luke's con, which was about to go into action.
20:22Boy, he is playing it to the hilt, ain't he?
20:24Yeah.
20:25Listen, I'm going to have Boss over at the house exactly five minutes from the time you
20:29give me the signal, all right?
20:30You better.
20:32All right, now, don't worry about it. Me and Cooter are going to be right outside the window.
20:35We're going to be watching in case anything happens, all right?
20:38All right. Good luck, babe.
20:47There you go.
20:51You got it, Jesse?
20:52Yep.
20:52And there's the $50,000.
20:55While Jesse was sealing his fate with all those good folks' money, Daisy was trying to
20:59prove that Dewey was a very healthy man.
21:01By your speech out there, I'm really beginning to believe you mean it, about being reformed
21:06and all.
21:07Oh, deed I do, Daisy.
21:10Deed.
21:10Deed I do.
21:33I remember the first time I really noticed you.
21:36What was that?
21:37In the third grade.
21:37Do you remember?
21:38Yeah.
21:39That's when I spread the rumor that everybody had bubonic plagues.
21:44I got everyone a whole week's vacation.
21:47What about the ninth grade?
21:48Yeah, the ninth grade.
21:49That was wonderful.
21:51I traded all the chairs and all the desks for two operating stills.
21:55Oh, I mean, I was on my way then.
21:58But I'm a changed man.
22:00No, I'm repented.
22:01I'm changed.
22:01That's the problem, Dewey.
22:03I don't know if I like you changed.
22:06I always secretly admired that sneaking, evil, conniving nature of years.
22:12It's just such a shame.
22:15What?
22:16What's it?
22:17Could you tell me?
22:18What's the shame?
22:19That we discovered our feelings for each other too late.
22:24Well, uh, it may not be too, uh, too late after all.
22:28I mean, I could recover, couldn't I?
22:30I mean, I could die.
22:32I couldn't I?
22:32I mean, with your help.
22:35Oh, Dewey, I'd be glad to help you in any little way I can.
22:40Because when I think of what could have been between us, I could just cry.
22:45Oh, Dewey.
22:47Oh, Dewey.
22:49Huh?
22:50Huh?
22:51Huh?
22:52It's, it's, it's a miracle.
22:55You made, you made, you made me well, oh, glory be.
23:00I'm alive and I'm, I'm well again.
23:06The boys has got to see this.
23:10Miracle.
23:11Dewey.
23:15Dewey, that water you keep away from me.
23:18I got, I'm well and I got goosebumps.
23:20All over, oh, hallelujah.
23:26Dewey, you got to stop right now because you're going to have a relapse.
23:30Never.
23:31All right, that does it.
23:33Hey, boss.
23:34Now we can get, boss.
23:35Daisy's over at your house with Dewey and he's acting pretty peculiar for a sick man, if you give my
23:39drift.
23:40Acting peculiar?
23:41Sure is.
23:42Oh, no, Roscoe.
23:43My favorite neck is about to kick the bucket.
23:45Come on, come on.
23:47Come on.
23:47Boss, boss, wait a minute.
23:48It ain't that kind of peculiar.
23:50Come on, let's go.
23:53Oh, help me.
23:54Oh, dang it.
23:57They're going to screw up the whole plan.
23:58Well, we better get over there.
23:59Come on.
24:00I got you, mate.
24:01Come on.
24:03I found the cure.
24:06I mean it, Dewey.
24:08You just keep away.
24:12All right.
24:13All right, Roscoe.
24:14Come on.
24:15Yeah.
24:15Come on, then.
24:16Dewey's dying.
24:17I'm still dying.
24:18What are you doing out here?
24:20Dewey's dying in there.
24:21Dewey's dying in there.
24:22My sneaking.
24:23No.
24:24Conniven.
24:24Evil nature is come back.
24:26Why, you're close to me.
24:28Dewey, will you stay away from me?
24:30Dewey.
24:31Dewey.
24:32Oh, no, no.
24:34Daisy, do.
24:35What are you doing to my poor sick nephew?
24:38Nothing, boss.
24:39Keep her away from me.
24:40You keep her away from me, Uncle Bob.
24:42She can't control herself in my magnetic field.
24:47She took advantage of my weakened state.
24:51You know what she did, boss?
24:52She flung me to the floor.
24:54Oh, shame, shame.
24:55Everybody knows your name.
24:57Boss, look at this mess.
24:59Dewey's been chasing me all over your house.
25:01Now, Daisy's got it right, boss.
25:02I've seen the whole thing from over there.
25:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Daisy, Duke, you're lying.
25:06He's dying.
25:07She ain't lying.
25:09He ain't dying.
25:10Take a look around.
25:11Get off your high horse, J.D.
25:13You know he's been after her ever since grade school.
25:15Nurse, nurse, take me there.
25:18Yeah, go put him over there.
25:19I'm going.
25:19I'm going.
25:21I'm dying.
25:22You, Duke, this is what comes from all your mattering.
25:24You hear me?
25:25Daisy, Duke, you done the other way.
25:27No, I didn't, boss.
25:28Listen to him.
25:29Do it.
25:29He's stuck.
25:30He's stuck.
25:31Do it.
25:32Do it.
25:34Oh, be careful with him.
25:35Be careful with him.
25:37Let me help you.
25:38Don't break nothing there.
25:39Let me help you here.
25:40Take him off, sir.
25:41Oh, he's done.
25:43Don't leave me now.
25:44Bye, Mr. Hogg.
25:45Rest time.
25:45Yeah, rest time.
25:47Rest time.
25:47We let him rest.
25:48Oh, let him.
25:49Oh, listen.
25:51It's terrible.
25:52He's going fast.
25:53Yeah, we'll have to plant him with the spring crop.
26:00Oh, that was a close call.
26:03Now I've got to move on the bank.
26:06Let me get them Dukes out of the way first.
26:09First.
26:10Well, at least we know Dewey's faking it.
26:13Well, he's putting some moves on you, that's for sure.
26:15Tell me.
26:17Hey, now, what are we going to do?
26:19Well, all we can do is wait until he makes a move for the money and then catch him in
26:22the end.
26:24Well, you're not going to have to wait for long.
26:26Dang it.
26:26Here we go again.
26:27Come on, Daisy.
26:57Come on, Daisy.
27:04Oh, that was close.
27:10While Luke and Daisy were deciding what to do next, Dewey's plan was running like a thrashing machine through a
27:16bumper crop.
27:22There he is, right over next to the bank.
27:37Can you see anything?
27:39Shoot.
27:41My vault looks closed.
27:57Now, would you just look?
27:59Old Dewey's stolen the money without removing one cent from the bank.
28:03Now, friends, that's slicker New York.
28:08Once the Hazard folks find out that their contribution has disappeared out of Jesse Duke's safety deposit box,
28:15the Dukes are going to be in some kind of trouble.
28:20Hey, Bosch.
28:21What?
28:21Hey, look.
28:21What?
28:22Isn't that the Dukes over next to the bank?
28:24The Dukes?
28:24Yeah, there's the Dukes.
28:25Well, don't tell me about it.
28:26We'll do something about it.
28:27I mean, I've got 50,000 simoleons tied up in there.
28:31Come on, let's head around back.
28:32I know he's been in there.
28:37Let's do it.
28:37Let's run a little shuck and jive on him.
28:39Come on.
28:39All right.
28:40Hey, Dewey, how you doing?
28:42Oh, my goodness.
28:44You woke me up.
28:45All right.
28:45I didn't meet you.
28:47All right.
28:47Here, let me tuck you back in.
28:48Dave, you're tickling me.
28:50We better see if we knock the wheel loose or something.
28:52Yeah, here, let me get you.
28:53Wait a minute.
28:54What do you think you're doing messing around with my nephew?
28:56He's dying.
28:58Uncle Boss, quick.
28:59The money's gone.
29:00I know I can feel it in my bones.
29:01The money's gone.
29:02We're ruined.
29:02We're ruined.
29:03No, no, no, no, no.
29:04Rascal, check out the bones.
29:05Gone.
29:08All right.
29:09Check it out.
29:10Check it out.
29:11Check it out tomorrow.
29:13Check it out.
29:13I am checking it out.
29:16Well, the hen house is empty.
29:18The fox is licking off chicken feathers.
29:20And the Duke's goose is about to be cooked.
29:28Well, it was there just a half hour ago.
29:30I put it in there myself.
29:32You work real fast, Jesse Duke.
29:34You, you stole my money.
29:37The only one working this bank is you, Dewey.
29:39You knew it wasn't there all the time.
29:40That's right.
29:41No, no.
29:43Well, you had to have done it, Jesse.
29:45Roscoe, arrest Jesse Duke.
29:46Oh, yeah.
29:47Come on.
29:47Yes.
29:48Yes.
29:54Hey, you need to say, listen, I'm sorry about this, but...
29:57That's all right.
29:58Much obliged.
29:59We'll see you later.
30:00Oh, let's go.
30:00I can't open the door.
30:01It's not, boss.
30:02It's not.
30:03It's not.
30:05Yeah.
30:06Yeah.
30:10After him.
30:10After him.
30:11You have a door.
30:11Get him, Miss Hawk.
30:12Come on, Roscoe.
30:14Come on, boy.
30:15All right.
30:20All right.
30:21We got him.
30:22Now we're in.
30:23Oh, oh, you didn't move.
30:26Oh.
30:27Oh.
30:28I'm sorry.
30:29Get it.
30:30Get it.
30:31Miss Hawk, you're getting wet.
30:33I'm sorry, Mr. Hobbs. Don't be mad at me.
30:36I would never get him.
30:38I'm sorry.
30:39He's breathing.
30:40He's as smart as he is sneaky.
30:43He didn't have the money on him, so he must have hid it someplace.
30:46Could have even left it in another spot inside the bank.
30:49All I know is that we've got to find it.
30:52Because Uncle Jesse didn't take it. We've got to prove that.
30:55But how?
30:57What if Dewey really thought he was dying?
31:02That's it.
31:03He'd go to that money like a chicken to a Junebug.
31:06You're right.
31:08Come on, I've got an idea.
31:09Yeah?
31:10I've got to talk to boss.
31:15Hey, you two hit them, folks.
31:17You couldn't catch a three-legged mule in his own stall.
31:20I've got to do something else.
31:21I'm going to call out the state police or the FBI.
31:24Oh, the CID.
31:25Could I have a little chunk of that?
31:27Boss.
31:27Boss.
31:28Oh, out the Duke.
31:29Freeze!
31:30Boss, you better sit down. We've got something to tell you.
31:33No, no, no, Roscoe. Nail him. Nail him right here on the spot.
31:35J.D., will you quit sputtering and just listen?
31:38Now, do you sincerely believe that I can steal from people I've known all my life?
31:43Dear friends of mine?
31:44But, uh, you was the only one who couldn't have done it.
31:47He ain't the only one. There was another one, and he did do it, and that's Dewey.
31:50Dewey.
31:51It had to be.
31:52And besides that, he's got 50,000 of your hard swindled dollars with him. Remember that?
31:58Yeah, yeah, that's true, too, Jesse. But, but, but, but...
32:01No, buts about it, J.D. Now, for once in your life, just listen.
32:05Now, now, just hear what Luke's got to say.
32:07All right, all right, all right, I'm listening. Go ahead, talk.
32:11We've got one small chance to swindle a swindler.
32:18Oh.
32:19Oh, Dewey.
32:21Oh, Uncle Boss.
32:22Uncle Boss, I feel my time. My time has come.
32:26I can hear all them hogs calling me home. Home to hog heaven.
32:31You can cut the dying act, Dewey.
32:32Yeah.
32:34What are your dukes doing here?
32:35Oh, it came to celebrate your victory.
32:38What victory?
32:39Yeah, they know that you stole the money, Dewey.
32:42And sure as you're sitting there, so do I.
32:44And, and me too.
32:46You do.
32:47And there ain't nothing we can do about it. We're beats.
32:50Yeah.
32:50And if you can't beat them, well, toast them.
32:54Luke's brought the champagne.
32:56That's right.
32:56I'll go get the glasses.
32:57And I'll bring the toast.
32:59This is Boss's best vintage right here.
33:02Yeah, well, we figured the best for the best.
33:04I don't buy this. You can't be serious.
33:06Oh, we are serious, my dear.
33:09Can I have a nephew?
33:10We sure are serious.
33:12That's for you.
33:13Now, come on.
33:14Drink up.
33:14Don't be a sore winner.
33:16No.
33:18What for you?
33:19No thanks.
33:20Never touch your stuff.
33:21Oh.
33:21Oh, well, I'll take here.
33:22Oh, good.
33:22Yeah.
33:23All right.
33:23Here's to Dewey Hog, the greatest con artist in the whole state of Georgia.
33:28To Dewey Hog.
33:29Oh, good.
33:30Dewey Hog.
33:32Oh, thanks.
33:33Mmm.
33:35The bubbles.
33:37They tickle my nose.
33:39Well, thank you.
33:40Oh, well, fun's fun, but a sheriff's work's never done.
33:44Down the hatch.
33:46Oh, yummy.
33:58It's the champagne.
34:01Tell Flash her doggie num nums are under the sink.
34:06Oh, no.
34:08Oh, no.
34:11Oh, Roscoe.
34:12Oh, Roscoe.
34:14Oh, Roscoe.
34:14Roscoe.
34:15Oh, he ain't ever going to answer nobody again.
34:19What's the matter, Daisy?
34:20Oh, Luke.
34:20The champagne.
34:21Not you, too.
34:22Oh, yes.
34:24Look, from now on, you're going to do your own laundry.
34:29Oh, Daisy.
34:31Oh, I never see nothing like it.
34:33Two in and one day.
34:36Oh, it's got me.
34:38I've got to get something to help.
34:39I've got to get something to help.
34:40Oh, I've got to get something to help.
34:43I've got to get something to help.
34:43Too late.
34:44Too late.
34:45Ah!
34:46Oh, it can't be.
34:47Oh, I always did buy that cheap stuff.
34:52Ah!
35:03Yeah, this is a hog residence.
35:06The Atlanta Poison Control.
35:09I see.
35:10What do you see?
35:13They traced a bottle of Chateau Neuf de Picard, 1970 here.
35:17It's pure poison.
35:18Oh, poison!
35:20Oh, poison!
35:21Wait, wait, wait.
35:24Chateau Neuf de Picard, 1970.
35:28Oh, I'm gonna die.
35:30You're gonna die?
35:30I'm gonna die.
35:31You're gonna die.
35:32I'm gonna die.
35:33Give me your phone.
35:34Tell me what is the antidote.
35:37There is no antidote.
35:39You got about one hour to live.
35:41I'd get myself a stomach pump real fast.
35:44That's your only chance.
35:46How did you live?
35:48Oh, the pain.
35:49Oh, give me a stomach pump.
35:53Quick, get it.
35:56Please.
35:57The nearest hospital will be Capital City.
35:59Gusty, get me the emergency room over in Capital City.
36:01Capital City?
36:03What are you talking about?
36:04That's an hour away.
36:06Yeah, this here's Luke Duke over in Hazard.
36:08We got a real catastrophe over here.
36:10We need a stomach pump double quick.
36:12Could you fly it in?
36:13Fly it?
36:14Well, maybe a helicopter.
36:16Helicopter.
36:17Anything.
36:18Well, it's gonna be pretty expensive, huh?
36:19I guess if I'm dying, then tell him I'll pay $30,000.
36:24Where are you gonna get that kind of money?
36:25What am I gonna get that?
36:26I got that kind of money.
36:28I got that kind of money.
36:29It's in the bank.
36:30That's where it is.
36:31Yeah, he's got the money.
36:32Just bring that helicopter.
36:33You can land it right next to the bank.
36:35But hurry.
36:37Come on, dude.
36:38You ain't looking so good, huh?
36:39You're a little pasty looking.
36:41Your eyes are all watery.
36:43I'm not feeling well.
36:44I don't suppose.
36:45Come on, we gotta get over to the bank.
36:46I'm not feeling well at all.
36:48Oh!
36:51There you go.
36:51Oh, good.
36:53Good.
36:53Come on.
36:54Ha!
36:55Ha!
36:56Ha!
36:57Ha!
36:57Ha!
36:57Ha!
36:57Ha!
36:58Ha! Ha!
36:59Ross, did you leave the bank open like Luke asked you to?
37:01Well, of course I did.
37:02This is one withdrawal.
37:04I don't want to miss.
37:05Me either.
37:05Come on, Roscoe.
37:06I'll get Uncle Jesse, so he won't want to miss this.
37:10Get the money.
37:11Get the money.
37:12I'm never gonna make it.
37:13No.
37:14Hurry.
37:15Here.
37:15Which one?
37:16I got the key.
37:17I don't know.
37:17You can do it for my hand and lock it.
37:18I can't.
37:19I don't know.
37:1914.
37:20Right next to Uncle Jesse.
37:21That's pretty clever.
37:22Oh, never mind.
37:23Call them.
37:23Let's just get the money.
37:24Get the money, quick, please.
37:25Get the money.
37:28Where's the helicopter with the stomach?
37:33You tricked me.
37:43All some lots go messed up.
37:45Right on schedule.
37:47Luke is locked in an airtight vault and Dewey's getting away.
37:51That's about normal for hazard, huh?
38:13Wait a minute, boss.
38:14Wait a minute.
38:14There's two to the right and one to the left.
38:16Will you just stand away and don't listen?
38:17Oh, no.
38:18I don't want you to hear these clicks.
38:19Good.
38:21Well, what happened?
38:23Where's Louie?
38:24What?
38:24Where's Louie?
38:24Where's Louie?
38:25Oh, he's in the vault there with Dewey.
38:27Oh, no.
38:28Let's move it.
38:29Naturally, by now, Dewey had stashed the money in the ambulance and was on his way.
38:34All right, all right, I got it.
38:34With nobody to give a decent chase.
38:37Luke?
38:37Oh, ho, ho, ho.
38:39Honey, are you okay?
38:40Yeah, I'm all right.
38:40You all right?
38:41What are you holding your hands for?
38:43I got banged in the head.
38:44Where is he?
38:44Where's that dagblasted little Dewey?
38:46That little Dewey's got himself a nice little escape hatch.
38:48That's your 133 there.
38:50Took all the money with him, too.
38:52All right, let's just stand here talking about it.
38:54Let's go after him.
38:54After him.
38:55Yeah, come on, come on.
38:57Woo-hoo!
38:59Hey, I just seen the ambulance.
39:01Flat getting it out of Highway 7.
39:02We're going to ride shotgun with Uncle Jesse in the pickup then, and Daisy ride with me.
39:05We've got to cut him off before he gets out of here.
39:07Oh, freeze, freeze, freeze here.
39:08Listen, I am the head control.
39:10I give the orders.
39:11All right, let's cut him off before they get out of the county line.
39:13And he's set that!
39:13He's set that!
39:14All right, come on, you idiot.
39:15He's my weapon.
39:16Yeah, I love it.
39:17Come on.
39:17Up, pursue it again.
39:19Does this thing work?
39:21Now's your open door.
39:35South America, baby.
39:39Oh, how are you getting it?
39:53Sheriff Roscoe, this is Enos.
39:55Come back.
39:56This is Sheriff Russell.
39:58Oh, Pete Coltrane.
39:59What is it, Enos?
40:00Sheriff, am I supposed to be chasing speed and ambulances?
40:02What's this meant for cars?
40:04Ambulances?
40:05Yes, sir.
40:05He's heading out to Old Ridge Road faster than a scalded cat.
40:08Well, Enos, follow him, you dipstick.
40:11Yeah, that's the idea.
40:13Hurry, get out!
40:20Get out.
40:21Get out here.
40:22Get out here.
40:23Come and Jesse, we're heading cross country.
40:24Stick with us if you can.
40:26Yes, well, I wouldn't miss that for the world.
40:28We're gone.
40:40Shocks hold up.
40:48Let it in!
41:01Come on, let's go.
41:15Follow me.
41:16Come on.
41:17I'm coming.
41:18I'm right behind you.
41:27Now, when Dewey was a boy scout, their motto, uh, be prepared, was the only thing that took.
41:33Now, that's too bad, huh?
41:49Is that the road?
41:51Looks like there's hair.
42:00What's going on?
42:02What's going on?
42:02Come on.
42:02Keep going.
42:03Keep going.
42:04Keep going.
42:18Keep going.
42:20Sure is.
42:20Let's go get him.
42:21Come on.
42:21All right.
42:25Woo!
42:26Woo!
42:27Hold on, somebody.
42:37By the time old Lena's caught up, the driver, not wanting to take a rap for old Dewey,
42:42had taken off for parts unknown.
42:49Well, as Mr. Lincoln said, you can fool some of the people all of the time.
42:54Uh, he said more, but that's about all we need to point out if the boss got snookin'.
42:59Luke and Jesse were still hot on the train.
43:02There he is.
43:03Let's go, Cal.
43:10So, let's go, Cal.
43:17Hang on!
43:29I don't think Uncle Tessie's going to make it!
43:32Well, he'd be able to learn this at least.
43:34We can't afford to lose duty.
43:51Uh-oh.
43:59They made me take the wrong turn,
44:00but I'll show them.
44:03One last maneuver,
44:04and we're home free.
44:06Watch it!
44:12Oops.
44:17Home free, huh?
44:22You all right?
44:23I'm fine.
44:25Ah.
44:27Kind of a fitting end to this whole thing.
44:29Yeah, you might say he dug his own grave, huh?
44:32Ha!
44:32You might say it.
44:38Boss made Dewey walk out of the county for his health.
44:41And Roscoe made sure that he left
44:42for everybody else's health.
44:47Sleep save, you litter bug!
44:50This is kind of cute, but just keep moving there.
44:53That's it.
44:55I love it.
44:56I'll be back.
44:59Seven years.
45:00I'll be back.
45:02So everything had settled down by the time old Bo called in.
45:06Hey there, stranger.
45:07Hey, how you doing?
45:08Y'all getting any trouble out there without me?
45:10Trouble?
45:11Oh, heck no.
45:13Things are quiet around here.
45:14Beastly.
45:16Hey, Bo, I think we got it set up okay.
45:17Yeah, I'll be right there.
45:19Uh, listen, y'all.
45:19I gotta, I gotta run.
45:20I gotta get back to work.
45:21But, uh, I'll tell you what.
45:22I'll give you another call just as soon as I can, okay?
45:25Everybody here sends you their love.
45:27You take care now.
45:28Get home soon.
45:29Bye-bye.
45:30And the next day, the Dukes made sure that Boss spent the money on what it was intended.
45:34A medical clinic.
45:36And to soften the blow on old Boss' wallet, they agreed to name it the J.D. Hogg Memorial Clinic.
45:42Old Boss was gonna do something right in spite of himself.
45:45With a little help from the Dukes.
45:49Gr� VAability playing.
45:50He was going so hard.
45:51I'm not even gonna do anything to da promise.
45:59That movie is decided.
46:02He that達 houses all by itself.
46:03He has plaisir.
46:03So soon as soon as soon as a teacher.
46:04He just talked a little bit, I guess, has put it on on our 내� Alors.
46:04Then you see a massive hall of the crossbar.
46:04I know a power it turns.
46:05Pey The ship been presiding the ship bag and дом,
46:05I'm sure a produriad of the shit you want.
46:05And youalie and this time,
46:08We don't see how to win.
46:08So that's going to happen.
46:11At aan a Yangon's precis for knowing.
46:24Oh, yeah, yeah, dude.
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