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00:00Tonight on The Dukes, it's hijacking hijinks.
00:04You've been friend enough to me.
00:06And Cooter's out on a limb.
00:07Cooter Davenport.
00:11Yeah, it is, it is.
00:16Oh, no!
00:22Sounds like Lucas Mellie in trouble.
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law
00:45Since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Flattening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the normal allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a two
01:23Modern day Robin Hood
01:31Once a month, Bo and Luke help Daisy with the shopping
01:34Now, since the Dukes grow most of what they eat
01:36It ain't exactly an all-day job
01:39But you all know that it ain't exactly the kind of a job
01:41That a man likes to do
01:42For a woman either
01:44Oh, come on
01:46This is Big Bad John Harris
01:48Now, Bad John is a real supply and demand genius
01:52That is, he's the middleman in getting the product to them what wants it
01:56And then he makes a killing hijacking the same products he delivers
02:00That makes him an entrepreneur
02:03That old truck should be heading your way right soon
02:05We're ready and waiting
02:07Out
02:10You heard him, Bart
02:11Let's get set
02:28That's Jonas Jones
02:30He's new in these parts
02:31And parts is what he's a total
02:33Auto parts for Boss Hog service stations
02:36You see, the plots are getting thicker
02:38We just got started
02:50All right
02:50All right, man
02:50All right
02:51Anything I can do?
02:53Well, something's wrong with the engine, but I don't know what
02:56I'll take a look-see
03:31I'm hijacking a Boss's auto parts
03:33Friends and neighbors, the Dukes are going to be in trouble up to their eyeballs and ear loads
03:41Roscoe can't catch us in this phony speed trap
03:43If he does and we pay the fine, we won't have enough money to go shopping
03:46We got a pleasure
03:47All right, you Dukes
03:49I just clocked you at 55 and one-third miles per hour
03:52Now pull it over
03:53All right, Roscoe
03:54Let's see if your bite is as bad as you bark
03:56Look at him!
04:11Oh, it's so mad.
04:14It's so mad.
04:22You might say Roscoe's really laughing it up?
04:26Come on.
04:27You might say that.
04:34Meanwhile, old Enos is in hot pursuit.
04:36You know, that boy has flashes of pure competence.
04:39Throws you off, don't it?
04:40Sheriff, this is Deputy Strait.
04:42I'm in hot pursuit for a truck.
04:44I think it's just been hijacked.
04:45I could use some backup.
04:46Uh, Enos, this here's Bo Duke.
04:48Listen, the sheriff's a mite busy right now.
04:50Why don't you tell us where you are?
04:51Maybe we can help you out.
04:52Come on, Peachtree Lane.
04:53Heading east.
04:53All right, we'll be right there.
04:55We're gone.
04:58Yahoo!
05:13Excuse me, lady.
05:16Lady.
05:27Why doesn't that lady grab him move over so Enos will pass her?
05:31Lady, you just answered your own question.
05:33Want to hold?
05:34Yeah, boy.
05:35Come on.
05:43Woo!
05:44Woo!
05:45Woo!
05:59Thank you, man, Luke.
06:01I appreciate it.
06:02I'm fine.
06:02Oh, good.
06:03What happened?
06:05Well, I was trying to stop that truck and warn the driver about all the hijacking we've been having.
06:10He took off like a scalded cat, and I followed him, and then the guy shot at me.
06:14And I realized the truck was already hijacked.
06:17Well, did you see the driver?
06:19No, Daisy, I didn't.
06:20But I got me a make on his license plate.
06:23I got to check it out from the capital city, if y'all excuse me.
06:26I appreciate it.
06:26You know, Enos, I bet you would have caught that hijacker.
06:28Weren't for that woman driver.
06:29Real funny, Bob.
06:30Well, bless her heart, she was probably so scared she couldn't get out of the way.
06:33Yeah.
06:34Mm-hmm.
06:34Thanks a lot, fellas.
06:35I appreciate it.
06:54Oh, well.
06:55Hey, look at this.
06:58Hey, Daisy, don't touch it.
07:00Listen, that might have fallen out of that truck.
07:01If it did, I bet it's got dead and crook's fingerprints on it.
07:04Well, we should take it into Enos, have him check it out.
07:05All right.
07:06I just got a good idea.
07:08Grab it with this.
07:11Ah, there we go.
07:13I'll bet this means I'm going to do the shopping by myself, huh?
07:15Yep.
07:16There is no justice.
07:18Dang shame, isn't it?
07:20Yeah.
07:20Oh, come on.
07:20It does take both of us to take this in.
07:22Yes, it does.
07:23Why don't you leave anything back there connecting you two to that truck?
07:26No, except in the driver's lunch pail.
07:30It fell out of the truck.
07:31It did?
07:33Well, I'm getting an idea.
07:35Suppose I call the sheriff's office over in Hazard, tell him somebody stole J.D.
07:39Hogg's auto parts right out of the warehouse, carded him off in his truck.
07:44Not bad.
07:46That'll mean the driver of that truck will be the man they'll be looking for.
07:48Yeah, and if someone finds that lunch pail and turns it in, we're clean as morning dew.
07:53Right.
07:53Well, now, suppose you start unloading them goods?
07:56Then I want that truck repainted.
08:11Get me to the sheriff's office in Hazard.
08:17J.D. Hogg eating.
08:18I mean, speaking.
08:19Say hello from Roscoe.
08:20It's Enos.
08:21Oh, well, forget it.
08:22What, Enos?
08:23Speak up.
08:24I can't hear you.
08:25What?
08:25What?
08:26What?
08:26What are you saying?
08:28Are you sure?
08:29Oh, they did.
08:31Oh, no, no, no, no.
08:35It's terrible.
08:36It's a catastrophe.
08:38I know.
08:38I wet your muffin.
08:39Oh, I ain't talking about the muffin.
08:40You're not.
08:41I'm talking about the $13,000 in cold cash that I paid for them auto parts.
08:46For your gasoline stations.
08:47Yeah, and I paid for it in advance, too, just like regular people.
08:51Well, well, guess what truck carrying whose auto parts just got hijacked?
08:57Oh, let me guess.
09:01Give me a clue.
09:02My parts got hijacked.
09:03It couldn't have possibly been the same gang that's hijacking all them other trucks, could
09:07it?
09:08All I know is that the first time I paid for something in advance, the going price, I get
09:13ripped off.
09:14See, honestly, it doesn't always pay.
09:15Yeah, well, neither does stupidity pay, but you'll soon find out.
09:19Well, I appreciate that.
09:19You just get out there and round up them that do it.
09:22They're so serious, you know that, don't you?
09:23It's not serious enough for a reward, is it?
09:26Oh, yeah, yeah, it is, it is.
09:27I'll tell you what.
09:28What?
09:28You catch some hijackers, and you get to keep your job as sheriff.
09:33Oh.
09:34So go on and get them.
09:52Hey, I'll take y'all on back, and I'll finish shopping, huh?
09:54Okay, thanks a lot, Daisy.
09:55Drive it carefully.
09:56Yeah.
09:58Yeah.
10:08Thank you, now.
10:10Meanwhile, the truck driver, Jonas Jones, hitched himself a ride into town, but he didn't
10:15head for the sheriff's office.
10:16He went to see his old fishing buddy, Cooter.
10:24Hey, Jonas.
10:26How you doing, eh?
10:27Got a job over here today?
10:28No, Cooter.
10:29I came to say goodbye.
10:32Huh?
10:33He just got in town.
10:35I thought you had some real good-paying hauling jobs lined up.
10:39Yeah, well, I did, but, um, I'm in trouble.
10:42Big trouble.
10:43I was carrying a load of auto parts, and I got hijacked.
10:46Did you report it to the law?
10:48Hey, come on, buddy.
10:49You know I can't do that.
10:51Look at here.
10:52That mess you got into out there in Oklahoma, that ain't got nothing to do with what's going
10:56on here and now.
10:58Oh, you're dead wrong, Cooter.
11:00Look, I'm a stranger and hazard to everybody but you.
11:03I got a record for armed robbery.
11:05Now, if they put those two things together, I'm going to jail for that hijacking for sure.
11:09Look, you done paid your debt to society.
11:11You did your time.
11:12But if you split out of here, they will hang that hijacking on you.
11:16Ain't no doubt about it.
11:17Look, I came to town last week on my way to Florida to say hi to a good friend.
11:22What you trying to say?
11:22I'm trying to say.
11:24You've been friend enough to me, and I'm leaving.
11:26Over my dead body, you're leaving.
11:28And my body would have been dead if you hadn't have pulled me out of that fire back there
11:31in Oklahoma ten years ago.
11:33You remember that?
11:33You and me, rough-necked.
11:35Won't we, apparently?
11:36Yeah, those were good days.
11:38Look, we can have some more good days like that right here in Hazard, provided you don't
11:41leave here being wanted by the law.
11:43For all we know, you might have even caught the people that did it.
11:45You just work on this cup of java.
11:48I'll mosey over to the sheriff's office and find out what I can, eh?
11:52Okay, Cuda.
11:53Look now, don't you worry.
11:55You ain't gonna get burned on this.
11:56I guarantee it, huh?
11:57Okay, Cuda.
12:02Oh, good grief.
12:04All right, what are you dukes doing here?
12:06Oh, don't tell me you're gonna give yourself up for speeding and all that good stuff, huh?
12:10Hey, Roscoe, we ain't been speeding.
12:12We've been doing 55.
12:12We came in here on important business.
12:14Oh, they brought in evidence, chef.
12:16It smells like peanut butter.
12:17Yeah, that's right.
12:17Enos, don't touch it.
12:18Don't put your fingerprints on there, too.
12:20What?
12:20That's their lunchbox is what we're talking about.
12:22Oh, well, I already know all about that lunch bucket.
12:26Now, the way I figure this, it looks like a real good case against the driver of that
12:30truck.
12:30Well, that makes sense.
12:32I mean, if it fell out of his truck, it's got his fingerprints all over it.
12:35So all you gotta do is run them fingerprints through the hazard computer and bingo, you got
12:38yourself a crook.
12:39That's right.
12:39Mr. Harris of the capital said the distribution called and he said the man who drove that truck
12:43stole those auto parts right out of the warehouse.
12:46Don't get me all confused with all that trivia.
12:49What we've got to do is we've got to run his fingerprints through a computer and then we
12:54find out who it is and then we arrest him, stuff him and cuff him, throw him in the clink,
12:59throw away the key and show him that he can't mess around with the laws in Hazard County.
13:03And that no man is above or below the law in Hazard.
13:07Hey, Jonas, look, I got us an idea in there, here.
13:10Don't ask me no questions, no questions.
13:12Just, uh, just take this here money and head on down to Florida, you hear?
13:16And I gotta wait.
13:17I'm gonna take care of everything.
13:19How are you gonna do that?
13:20I said no questions, right?
13:22Look, head on over to the hotel, check out, head on down the way, okay?
13:28Okay, Cuda, you know what I'm grateful for the most?
13:30Sure.
13:31You didn't even ask me if I did it.
13:34I know you didn't do it.
13:37You take care of yourself, you know?
13:38Bye, Cuda.
13:39Yeah.
13:48You see, the soon as we can get the information off his teletype with those fingerprints of
13:53that driver, then...
13:54Will we pick him up?
13:55No, no, we don't pick him up, you dipstick.
13:58What we do is we tell boss what a wonderful detecting job I did, and then we pick him up.
14:04You ain't gonna have to wait long for that, Roscoe.
14:06The man stole him auto parts is right here in this room.
14:09Oh, see, I knew it.
14:10Same, same, everybody knows your name, Enos.
14:12Cuffboat.
14:13Roscoe, we was right behind Enos when he was following the truck.
14:16Yeah, that's right, Sheriff.
14:17They were right behind me.
14:18Oh, Tiddly, Tiddly.
14:20You stand there trying to tell me that you had an optical contusion?
14:25Roscoe, will you listen?
14:26I did it.
14:27I stole them auto parts.
14:29I saw my gun, Bush.
14:30Cuda, what are you saying?
14:32This ain't nothing to joke about.
14:33I ain't joking, y'all.
14:34I did it, and I'm confessing.
14:36Roscoe, lock me up.
14:38Cuda, you don't have to do this.
14:39I knew it, I knew it all the time.
14:41All right, come on.
14:42All right.
14:43I appreciate you being concerned and all, but do me a favor, stay out of this.
14:46Right in there, into the cell.
14:47You do, sir.
14:48I knew it all the time.
14:50All right, Enos, forget about those fingerprints from Central City.
14:53What's coming in over the wire, Enos?
14:55The motor vehicle department responds to the license plate now.
14:58This ought to be interesting.
15:02You're sure right about that, Luke.
15:06See, the pink slips owned by Tri-County Truck Sales and Rentals sold last week to...
15:13Bruder Davenport.
15:15Well, don't that fill Grandma's drawers with night crawlers?
15:29So, Cooter Davenport did come in and buy a truck from y'all, huh?
15:32Sure did, Bo.
15:33But it was the other man who drove off in it.
15:35What other man was that?
15:37The man who came with Cooter.
15:38He said his name was, uh, oh, I've got it written down here somewhere.
15:43Oh, here it is.
15:45Jonas Jones.
15:46Jonas Jones.
15:47Well, there's no address there.
15:48Do you know where we can find him?
15:49Uh-huh.
15:50He said that if we needed any hauling done, to call him at the Hazard Hotel.
15:53Hazard Hotel.
15:54Much obliged, Flossie.
15:55We'll see you later.
15:55Yeah, thanks a lot.
15:56Pleasure.
15:56Oh, and Bo.
15:57Yeah.
15:57If you're ever thinking about buying or renting a truck, you come see me.
16:02You hear?
16:03Uh, yeah, yeah, I'll come see you.
16:07Would you buy a used truck from that lady?
16:09You bet I would.
16:10Now you're easy.
16:15You know, one thing kind of bothers me, though.
16:18Why the heck would Cooter buy a truck and then give it to somebody else?
16:21Well, let's ask Jonas Jones.
16:26The Hazard Police pulled out all stops with a hard-nosed SWAT team police grilling, which
16:31wasn't much considering everybody loved old Cooter.
16:34Now then.
16:35All right.
16:36Get that thing away from me, will you, please?
16:38Sorry here.
16:39All right, Cooter, listen to the shield.
16:41Now then.
16:41Are you going to tell the boss what you did with that truck or what?
16:45I ain't got nothing to say.
16:47See?
16:47He's cracking already.
16:48I told you to get it away from me, please.
16:51Good.
16:51Good.
16:52Cooter, you listen to me now.
16:54Yeah.
16:55You're going to rot in jail for five years.
16:57You hear that?
16:57Or even less.
16:58Which means you ain't going to have no money to make no mortgage payments on your garage.
17:02Yeah.
17:02Which means I'm going to take away every single solitary thing you own.
17:07So what do you say to that?
17:09He just about taking me back to my cell, huh?
17:11Gee, I told you he's ready to crack.
17:16That's what you call cracking, huh?
17:18Well, we can still get a wet sock and thrash him soundly.
17:21No, just listen to me.
17:22I'll tell you.
17:23What?
17:23The Dukes are the key to this problem.
17:25Of course it is.
17:26That's the key.
17:27Which key is it?
17:28That truck with my auto parts is prima facie evidence, ain't it?
17:31I wouldn't doubt that.
17:32Well, if you were Scooter, you'd want somebody to get rid of the evidence, wouldn't you?
17:35Oh, he ought to get rid of it.
17:36Well, guess who that someone might be.
17:38Well, how many chances do I...
17:40Oh, please.
17:41Well...
17:41I just told you.
17:42The Dukes.
17:43The Dukes.
17:43I knew that.
17:44Oh, Luke Duke.
17:45All right.
17:45Well, listen.
17:46You just get down to my used car lot.
17:47Get yourself an unmarked car and you start tailing them Dukes.
17:50Oh, God.
17:50Sooner or later, they're going to lead you to the truck.
17:52Surveillance.
17:52You think you can do that?
17:53Oh, I can handle surveillance.
17:54Listen, I was really good in surveillance when I was in the police academy.
17:57That was my best subject.
17:59Next to recess.
18:00Huh?
18:01Oh, just go.
18:03Now, y'all look sharp.
18:04That is a Hazard County secret surveillance car, which almost everybody in Hazard knows about.
18:09Jeanette, we're looking for a fella by the name of Jonas Jones.
18:12He just checked out.
18:13Back in baggage.
18:14You know what he is driving?
18:15Driving a blue four-door and he went that way.
18:18Let's hit it.
18:18Thanks a lot.
18:23You got it, Captain.
18:30Good news, good news.
18:32Okay, buckle up.
18:34It's on pursuit.
18:42Listen, at least let us go your bail.
18:45Uncle Jesse, I'm very much obliged for that, but we'll have to say no thank you this time.
18:50Cooner, there's got to be something we can do.
18:53Well, there is.
18:54Just tell Bo and Luke to lay low on this one.
18:57I can't explain, but it can just make matters worse.
19:02Well, if that's the way you want it.
19:04Come on, Daisy.
19:05Oh, just okay.
19:08Bye-bye, Cooter.
19:09Bye, Daisy.
19:11The boys didn't know who Jonas Jones was, but they knew they had to find him before he left
19:16Hazard, where old Cooter had spent some real hard time in jail.
19:21Where's your company?
19:22I don't hear no siren.
19:24Can't be Roscoe.
19:25Drives like Roscoe.
19:26I got a hunch.
19:27Let's just slow down a little bit.
19:29All right.
19:32It is Roscoe.
19:33You mean it was Roscoe.
19:35Well, if you bite a nice man.
19:42Hold on tight, Flash.
19:43Listen, if we lose them dukes this time, you know what boss is going to do, don't you?
19:47He'll probably fire me, and that means I won't be able to forge your doggie num-nums.
19:59What the heck is he chasing us?
20:01I don't know.
20:03We've just got to lose him, though.
20:05Now, setting up ahead was the old trash place.
20:08Y'all ain't going to believe what happens.
20:12I got an idea.
20:13What?
20:14Oh, no.
20:16Come on, give it a shot.
20:19Yeah!
20:21Yeah!
20:22Now, that's some shot.
20:28Hang on, Flash.
20:29Anything those dukes can do, your daddy can do better.
20:32Anybody want some of that?
20:37Oh, help me!
20:41Oh, what a horrendous crash.
20:45I've heard a fella's raising the roof before, but it's the first time I've ever heard anybody lowering it.
20:50He looks like he's all right.
20:56Well, we just totaled boss's house.
21:00Maybe you should tell him, Flash.
21:02Would you do that?
21:03Oh, good!
21:04While Flash was figuring out what to say to boss, old Jonas was getting close to the county line.
21:15Well, let's go.
21:20Well, let's go get him up ahead.
21:39Isn't that him up ahead?
22:08I'm Luke Duke.
22:09Well, why don't you follow us?
22:11Why don't you follow us?
22:11All right.
22:11But you take it easy.
22:12Take it slow.
22:13I heard about you, Duke's boys.
22:15And over in Capital City, Big Bad John was finishing repainting Jonas' old truck.
22:21He thinks of everything, don't he?
22:24Tomorrow on that paint dryers, we'll sell it.
22:26And resell them auto parts to Big Sid in Atlanta.
22:33I just heard on the police radio, they got the hijacker in Hazard Jail.
22:38Congratulations, John.
22:39Your plan worked like a charm.
22:41Which means we're still in the clear.
22:43And temporarily out of business.
22:46If the shipping gets hijacked now, the law is liable to think they got the wrong man in jail.
22:50So what are we going to do?
22:52For the time being, nothing.
22:54Just sit back and count our money.
22:58Well, it appears to me that them folks at the distributing company got to be tied in with the hijacking.
23:03Well, why don't we just go to the state police and tell them what we know?
23:05No one ain't proven.
23:07Exactly.
23:08So what I figure is, come nighttime, me and Bo head over to that warehouse and see what we can
23:11find as evidence.
23:12Yeah, that ought to work.
23:13What do you think, Uncle Jesse?
23:14Well, it might work, but remember this.
23:17You get caught, you're between a rock, a hard place, and J.D. Hulk.
23:21Yeah, we ain't likely to forget that.
23:42Bo!
23:47Well, except for this black paint job, this truck looks just like the one Enos was chasing.
24:11Yeah, it's a red paint job, too.
24:12What?
24:14Don't you believe me?
24:15Look over here.
24:22Hey, Bo, come here a minute.
24:23I'm shining a light over here.
24:29J.D. Hulk Auto Parts, you reckon we ought to call the state police now?
24:33I need a warrant.
24:35By the time we got here, all this stuff will be gone.
24:37We've got to catch these guys in the act.
24:40I hear you!
24:40Get down!
24:42I know you're in here somewhere.
24:46Luke, I thought we were the ones who were supposed to catch them in the act.
24:48Now I'm going to count to three.
24:50If you don't come out, I'm going to shoot.
24:52One, two...
24:56Y'all cheer up.
24:57He looks like he don't know what number comes next.
25:16Well, Kitty, whoever they were, they didn't get nothing.
25:19Boss was burning the midnight oil, too, ordering another truckload of auto parts.
25:24Only this time, the price went up.
25:2717,500 smackers?
25:29I tell you, that's highway robbery!
25:33Oh, all right, all right, you got me.
25:35What else can I do?
25:36I'll send a messenger over with the money first thing in the morning.
25:39Yeah.
25:40Oh, I just...
25:43Oh, Roscoe!
25:44It's highway robbery.
25:45I just said that.
25:46Oh, I knew I heard it someplace.
25:48Would you wake up?
25:49Well, I'm warned to a nub.
25:50You know it's late.
25:51Listen, listen, this is all your fault, because you lost them dukes.
25:54Well...
25:55Right when they was headed for my truckload of auto parts, a cooter stool.
25:58I mean, how could you let a house get in your way?
26:01Well, it's a big house.
26:02Yeah, it's also one of mine.
26:03Yeah, well...
26:04All right, tomorrow, I'm going to figure out what you owe me.
26:07Yeah, well...
26:07Tomorrow, I'm also going to have to figure out some way of getting cooter to confess,
26:12where him and the dukes dish my goods.
26:15Oh, Roscoe!
26:16You hear me?
26:17Well, yes.
26:17I said I've got to find a way to get cooter to confess.
26:20Beat him with a rubber hose.
26:21Huh?
26:21Oh, a synthetic hose.
26:22You know, that is not called police brutality.
26:26No, well, I'll tell you what is called police brutality.
26:28What?
26:28Having to work with you.
26:29Oh.
26:30Oh.
26:30We've got evidence all over the place out there, but I can't see how it does as much good.
26:34I think Luke's right.
26:36What we've got to do is catch them fellas in the act.
26:37You got any ideas, Hal?
26:39We're cooter in jail for the hijack, and them crooks ain't likely to make another hit.
26:42Oh, that's for sure.
26:43It's been in all the newspapers.
26:45They're bound to have seen it.
26:46We're going to have to bust him out.
26:47Now, if he's free, those crooks are going to figure that any job they pull, they're going
26:52to be able to put the blame on him.
26:53He's so sure that cooter's of a mind to be busted out.
26:56Well, we'll just have to change his mind then, won't we?
26:59Isn't Enos guarding cooter too?
27:01Yeah, you've always been able to take care of Enos pretty well, haven't you?
27:04Oh, boy.
27:05Well, I sure hope you got something for me to do.
27:07Cooter's where he is because of me.
27:08You know, Jonas, considering the present situation, I think maybe you ought to best just stay here
27:12at the farm.
27:13Bo may be right.
27:14Here's the plan.
27:15Here's what I got in mind.
27:17The next morning, while Enos was sharing his breakfast with Cooter, and Boss was sending
27:21cash money to Capital City's distributors for his shipping of auto parts, and Roscoe
27:26was on his way to relieve Enos, Daisy was ready to make the first move in Luke's plan
27:31to spring Cooter.
27:34Bo and Luke were already in place, and Uncle Jesse was driving to Capital City, but his
27:39part in Luke's plan comes later.
27:41Hazard 2, come in, please.
27:43Enos, are you out there?
27:44This is Daisy.
27:44Excuse me, Cooter.
27:48Good morning, Daisy.
27:49Daisy told Enos she was having car trouble and needed help.
27:53She said that she couldn't reach any Duke's, and with Cooter in jail, would Enos help her
27:57out?
27:57Is a pig's tail pork.
27:59I'll be right there.
28:00Over and out.
28:03Cooter, you go ahead and drink my buttermilk and finish up breakfast.
28:06I gotta go help Daisy.
28:07She's calling for me.
28:08Bye.
28:09Think I'll pass on that buttermilk there, Enos.
28:24Y'all are about to see a rare sight.
28:27A reluctant jailbreak.
28:34Hey, hold it, hold it.
28:35No, no, no.
28:36I don't know what y'all are up to, but I ain't buying it here.
28:38Cooter, we know why you did what you did.
28:40Right.
28:41We found your friend Jonas.
28:42We talked to him.
28:43He told us everything, including how he saved your life.
28:44Look, we got a plan to catch some hijackers red-handed, but it ain't going to work with
28:48you cooling your heels in jail.
28:49No.
28:50All I know is, as long as I'm in here, Jonas is safe.
28:53Cooter, that ain't exactly true.
28:55Now, Jonas is holed up out at our farm, and he told us if we don't bring you back with
28:59us, that he's going to turn himself in.
29:00You know what that means?
29:02The truth is going to come out sooner or later, and it's going to be the worst for
29:05the both of you.
29:06So the only way you can help your friend Jonas out is to come with us right now.
29:09Okay?
29:10Cooter, we ain't about to see you go to prison for something you didn't do.
29:14I hear you, but what difference is it going to make if you all bust me out?
29:19Listen, when them hijackers find out that you've escaped from jail, they'll open their
29:22business right back up again.
29:23We'll catch them in the act.
29:25All we need is one more hijack, and we'll be home free.
29:28Oh!
29:30See, shame, shame.
29:31Everybody knows your name.
29:32Oh, well, if it isn't the escapees and the escapers.
29:36All right, I'm serious this time, all right?
29:38Get in that jail.
29:39Just back on in there.
29:41All right.
29:41Get in there.
29:42Rosk, we've been having trouble with this door here.
29:44It seems to be stuck or something.
29:46Oh, you don't think I'm falling for that.
29:48It's not.
29:48Hold that.
29:49I'll show you.
29:50See there?
29:51Look at that.
29:52See, I'll freeze that thing clear way back here to the back.
29:55Must be the spirit of the gun.
29:57Wait a minute.
29:57Don't do that now.
29:58That's a no-no.
30:00Go.
30:00Wait.
30:01Get your gun in the drawer.
30:02Get back here.
30:03Freeze.
30:04You're glad it ain't stuck.
30:05Freeze.
30:06He's touched.
30:07You didn't.
30:11This thing, Sophie, got a loose coil wire.
30:13Oh, is that what it was?
30:14Yeah.
30:15That's all.
30:16My goodness.
30:17Good as you, Daisy.
30:18Enos, thank you.
30:19Enos got Daisy's Jeep fixed, and he got a reward for doing it.
30:23But that wasn't all he got.
30:24Enos!
30:25What in the name of all the holy are you doing out here?
30:28Well, Mr. Hawk, Daisy's car broke down, and we're in jail and all.
30:30Oh, Cooter, the jail.
30:33Oh, listen.
30:34Look, get in your car, and you'll follow me right back to the jail.
30:37And you better hope that what I think could be happening ain't.
30:40Come on.
30:41Come on.
30:54Oh, Spock!
30:56Enos do tend to lose concentration.
30:58Luke explained his plan to Cooter.
31:00I really owe him an apology for not bringing him out to y'all's farm
31:04and introducing him around and getting some of Uncle Jesse's crawdad bisque.
31:07I think facing prison in his place would be apology enough.
31:11Speaking of facing prison, y'all kind of got your necks stuck out here, too.
31:15Cooter, what are friends for?
31:16You do the same thing for us.
31:17We know that.
31:18Speaking of risk, if there's any going to be taking on this little caper,
31:21I want to be right in the middle of it.
31:22We wouldn't want you to miss out on it.
31:24Fine.
31:27Uh, boss, I can tell you're a little upset.
31:30Oh, you can tell, huh?
31:31Well, I'm more than a little upset.
31:33I mean, Enos, you let them Dukes hoodwink you?
31:35Yeah.
31:35And, Roscoe, you went along with this whole thing.
31:37I mean, you let it happen.
31:39I'm madder than a long-haired dog in a tub of fleas.
31:42Well, listen, I've got some news, good news, good news,
31:45give you a quiver in your fat little liver.
31:47Well, what's this?
31:47I happen to know for a fact that the Dukes are planning another hijacking.
31:51They are?
31:52Yeah.
31:52Well, how do you know?
31:53Because I heard Bo say, and I quote, because I've written it down here,
31:58let's see, just one more hijacking and we're home free.
32:02That one more hijacking is most likely going to be their motor parts.
32:06I had to order again last night.
32:07Well, Mr. Hugg, I don't really think...
32:09That's right, you don't really think.
32:12Roscoe, listen, I want you and Enos to get yourselves up on Eagle Pass, you hear?
32:15And then, when you spot the General Lee moving in on their truck,
32:19you snap them up.
32:20They'll just snap them.
32:22What with that jailbreak and this attempted hijacking,
32:26I don't think I'm going to be bothered by the Duke boys' accuda
32:29until I'm old enough to be my own grandpa.
32:31Oh, that's good news.
32:33All right, come on, let's get going.
32:34Wait, wait, wait.
32:36There's a flaw in the slaw.
32:38Listen, if you guys will let me out of this shell,
32:41I think it would speed things up just a little bit.
32:43Oh, yeah, of course.
32:43He's still in jail, Mr. Hugg.
32:44I can't see that.
32:45Yes, get me out of here.
32:49Once Cooter was out, it was Jesse's move.
32:52That old moonshiner has to tell the truth even when he's scamming.
32:56Dadgummit.
32:58Can you believe that?
33:02You all right, old man?
33:04Hey.
33:05I say you all right.
33:06Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
33:08It's a law, but it ain't all right.
33:10What are you talking about?
33:11What?
33:11You know that hijacker they had in jail over there in Hazard?
33:14Well, he just busted out and ain't doing nothing about it.
33:18It's getting so it ain't safe to jog in the streets no more.
33:22Give me a hand, will you?
33:22Sure, I'll help you out.
33:31You hear that, Bart?
33:33Looks like we might be back in business.
33:53Jesse told Luke what he had heard and seen.
33:56Luke's plan was still right on schedule.
33:59Thanks, Cooter.
34:02Well, Luke, which one of these here trucks do you want to apply for that job with?
34:05The fast one, obviously.
34:06Okay, well, this looks like a faster one than that one.
34:08Say so.
34:09What do you say, Flossie?
34:10How much for this wreck for a couple days?
34:12Just for you, $20, if you bring her back in good shape.
34:14We'll change the oil in here.
34:16We'll get the paperwork when we come back.
34:18Drive safe, Luke.
34:19You got it.
34:22The Dukes rented a truck.
34:24Now, what Luke had to do now was to drive it to Capital City Distributing Company
34:28and get himself a job hauling.
34:31Luke was going to be the bait.
34:33But the Dukes didn't know that they wasn't the only ones that had a plan.
34:36Following old boss's orders, Roscoe and Enos were in place.
34:40Well, it's getting dark earlier.
34:42It's just...
34:43You got the covers on, Sheriff?
34:45What?
34:45You got the covers on?
34:46I know the covers on them.
34:49Let me have that.
34:50Yes, sir.
34:50Anybody can see with them off.
34:53It's just...
34:53Don't be touching my equipment.
34:55Yes, sir.
34:55Yes, sir.
35:01Come here, Barr.
35:02How many of these you got?
35:04Luke didn't have too much trouble getting a hauling job
35:06since he was the first trucker to apply.
35:08Job still open?
35:09Job's yours, partner.
35:11Name's Luke Duke.
35:12Nice to meet you, Mr. Duke.
35:13This load here goes to J.D. Hogg and Hazard.
35:16Bart here, happy load up.
35:18All right.
35:18I hate Bart and Angelique.
35:19So far, so good.
35:21Yeah, Daisy ought to be along any minute now.
35:24You know, Uncle Jesse, if we don't find them hijackers on the road,
35:27y'all could be in for a whole lot of trouble.
35:29Well, you two go on.
35:31Daisy and me will handle everything from this end.
35:33You just make sure nothing happens to Luke.
35:36You hear?
35:37We will, Uncle Jesse.
35:40There you are.
35:42Take Route 7 to Peachtree Lane.
35:44That'll lead you right into Hazard.
35:45Yes, sir.
36:01From what Jonas had told him, Luke knew that Ruth and Bart weren't just taking a joyride.
36:06They'd be waiting to hijack Luke.
36:14Good luck, Uncle Jesse.
36:16All right.
36:16Get out of the road.
36:38Oh, good, good, good, good.
36:40There are the Dukes and Cooter.
36:42They're getting ready to strike.
36:43Come on, dude.
36:44It's hot pursuit.
36:45Come on, get in your vehicle.
36:47It's hot pursuit time.
36:48Go-hoo.
36:49I love this.
36:50I wish you'd like.
37:00He should be here about now.
37:01He's set.
37:02Okay.
37:22I can see that lady with the hood up, just like Jonas said.
37:25I'm going to pull over.
37:28Hey, Bart.
37:36I'm heading for the car right now.
37:38Wait a minute, then come and call him.
37:40Okay.
37:45Enos, this is Roscoe.
37:47Okay, we'll use the old pincer movement.
37:49You go on one fork and I go on the other.
37:51Just go.
37:54Oh, great.
37:57What seems to be the problem?
37:59Well, it just quit on me.
38:14Oh, boy.
38:18Oh, boy.
38:20Oh, boy.
38:24Shoot, I'd turn my back on her, too.
38:32Try it again.
38:35She ain't going to crank, because Luke's still got a hold of the coil wire.
38:38All right, Bo.
38:40You and Cooter are out of there.
38:42Don't you see?
38:43We ain't got time for this.
38:44Oh, hush.
38:45Hush.
38:47Come on with me.
38:50Come on.
38:51Come on.
39:07All right, you two.
39:08Now, where's Luke?
39:09Roscoe, for crying out loud, would you...
39:12Okay, listen.
39:13If you want to find Luke, we'll take you to him, okay?
39:17All right.
39:17All right.
39:18Just follow us.
39:19Right.
39:19Don't.
39:28I'd hang on if I was you.
39:36Hey, wait a minute.
39:45I'm going to try that the next time I can't find a place to park.
39:48I'm going to try that the next time I can't find a place to park.
39:48I'm going to try that the next time I can't find a place to park.
39:55Ah, come on.
39:56Ah, come on.
39:56Oh, come on.
39:57Get me away from me.
39:58Get me away.
39:59Get me away.
40:03Yeah, come on.
40:10Look.
40:11Luke!
40:15What happened? Are you all right?
40:17No.
40:20I'll tell you about it in the car.
40:22Here, come on.
40:26Get out in there.
40:30Got hit my damn girl. Again?
40:33Luke, what the heck did you do this time?
40:45So, I knocked the driver out, but we had to abandon the car.
40:48You two get back here as soon as you can. Out.
40:53Uncle Jesse, it sounds like Luke's really in trouble.
40:56Ain't nothing gonna happen to Luke. Not as long as Bo and Cooter are taking along.
41:01She's a pretty girl every time, Luke.
41:03Swelling up like a goose.
41:04Ow! Well, she later hurt on you.
41:06I'll feel a whole lot better when we catch that truck.
41:14You know, with the lead they got, we'd be a lot better off if we take the shortcut over to
41:18that railroad crossing.
41:20I think you're right.
41:21All right, Luke.
41:27Boss called Roscoe to pick him up for the chase.
41:29Besides that, he'd already eaten everything in the refrigerator.
41:32See, boss, the way I figured.
41:34See, uh...
41:35Now, Luke, he hijacked the truck, right?
41:38Yeah, yeah.
41:38And then Bo and Cooter, they were riding shotgun for him when I stopped the general.
41:41Yeah, well, for once, I agree with you.
41:43Oh!
41:43All right, now, let's see.
41:44You said they was headed down Route 11 when you let them get away.
41:47That's right.
41:48All right, well, that's where we should be headed.
41:49Listen, wait a minute.
41:50You know, if I cut down Cherry Lane, I could save us five miles.
41:54Yeah.
41:55And your job is serious.
41:56If you catch him.
42:01That's Cherry Lane.
42:02Yeah, I can hear you.
42:03Wait a minute, boy.
42:04Now slow down or you'll never make the turn.
42:06You get it!
42:07Ah!
42:11Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
42:16ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
42:18Boss, I'll never say never again.
42:20Yeah.
42:21Never.
42:22Yeah!
42:31All right, that's a hit, now.
42:33We got him, now.
42:55Shoot, that train looks like it's 10 miles long.
42:59Let me go back and get a better run at it.
43:19You all right, Cooter?
43:20Well, I think y'all ought to keep a pillow back here.
43:23Yeah, I think we ought to keep one up here too.
43:51Oh, oh, let me hit you.
44:06Yeah, get him, Kurt.
44:18Boy, I wouldn't try that with a woman driving.
44:22A little bit.
44:27Hijacking's against the law.
44:29You got that right.
44:30Now, out of the truck.
44:31Come on.
44:34John, they caught us.
44:35The driver we hired just...
44:41All in some way.
44:44He sure is, Uncle Jesse.
44:46Straight to jail.
44:48Get your hands up.
44:49Hire.
44:51How's it going, Cooter?
44:52Yeah, same to you.
44:54Got it.
44:54He was an old slugger.
44:55Now, what about the other one?
44:57Figured Uncle Jesse and Daisy got him under control.
44:59Them hijackers got locked up,
45:01and Flash had to guard them,
45:03because when Boss found out that his truckload of all the parts
45:05was impounded for evidence,
45:06he had to order another truckload from an honest distributor.
45:10Cash, money, and advance.
45:11Again.
45:12Well, Cooter, I don't really know how to thank you.
45:15Hey, y'all, you know,
45:16that's exactly what I said to him
45:18when he pulled me out of that fire out there in Oklahoma.
45:21You just make a good life for yourself,
45:23and that'll be plenty of thanks.
45:26And you Dukes are something else.
45:28Doing what you did for a stranger.
45:30Well, that ain't exactly right.
45:31You ain't no stranger.
45:33Yeah, Uncle Jesse has a scene about it.
45:34Uh, the way we figured, Jonas,
45:36uh, strangers, just a friend we've never met.
45:42Been interesting.
45:43You know, somebody ought to write a country song about that.
45:46But I can't think of a word that rhymes with hazard.
45:51Hey, David, you know what I'm proud to hear.
46:08It's hard to pretend to be, you should have nameless and must have made a country song about it.
46:17It's hard to pretend to be.
46:18It's hard to because you're a sinner
46:27Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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